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00:07:37Oh, Michael, oh, Michael, oh, Michael.
00:07:42Oh, dear, it's so good to see you.
00:07:45Oh, my.
00:07:49Everyone, this is my grandmother.
00:07:50You can call her Mams.
00:07:52Hey, Mams, where's your John?
00:07:53Oh, it's inside to the right.
00:07:56Actually, it's to the left, you know,
00:07:58but the extra work builds character.
00:08:01These are my best friends.
00:08:03That's Jennifer, Ned, Lisa Ann.
00:08:06Okay.
00:08:08The guy with the bladder problems is Chris.
00:08:10And this is Peg.
00:08:12Oh, well, I'm glad to meet you all.
00:08:14And I made up the extra bedrooms,
00:08:16but I'm afraid a couple are going to have to share.
00:08:19Do I have any volunteers?
00:08:21Well, actually, maybe, I mean, Peg and I could, I mean, if...
00:08:27Oh, oh, I'm so happy to meet you, my dear.
00:08:32I've really been looking forward to meeting you.
00:08:34Oh, how long have you known each other?
00:08:37Four and a half years.
00:08:39Four and a half years.
00:08:41And no ring?
00:08:42Well, you stick with me, kid.
00:08:44We'll make Michael tie that knot.
00:08:48Well, that's enough of that talk.
00:08:50Where's my grandfather?
00:08:51Grandfather's hiding inside.
00:08:53Now, I expected two more of your friends.
00:08:55Mitch and Trish are coming on the road.
00:08:57We'll be here soon.
00:08:58I see.
00:08:58Well, then, why don't you just go in and wash up before bed?
00:09:01I'll follow afterwards.
00:09:03Come on.
00:09:05There you go.
00:09:07Wonderful.
00:09:08Oh!
00:09:11Oh, careful.
00:09:12That's, uh, that...
00:09:13Oh, please.
00:09:14There's no such thing as women's work on this farm.
00:09:17Heavy.
00:09:19Heavy.
00:09:20Heavy.
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00:09:29Hey!
00:09:30I've got them all settled.
00:09:31And I've put you in your old room.
00:09:34Oh, Peg seems like such a nice girl, Michael.
00:09:38Hmm.
00:09:39Hmm.
00:09:39What is it?
00:09:42A house girl.
00:09:43Is he around?
00:09:44Yes, he's, um...
00:09:46He's upstairs in his place.
00:09:49So how is he?
00:09:52Michael, he's really looking forward to seeing you.
00:09:56Chris, get out of here.
00:09:57I'm changing.
00:09:58All right, I'll go check on them.
00:10:00Michael, go up and see him.
00:10:03He's expecting you.
00:10:11Aren't you forgetting someone?
00:10:24I should think you'd greet your kin before the hired help.
00:10:30Of course.
00:10:37How are you, grandfather?
00:10:47What's so important about seeing Crow tonight?
00:10:49Well, it's nothing.
00:10:52If young people were always doing nothing as they claim to be,
00:10:54there wouldn't be any need for parents, would there?
00:10:57Now, what is it, boy?
00:10:59Just, uh, want to see him again, that's all.
00:11:02Let sleeping dogs lie.
00:11:24Don't worry, Michael.
00:11:26I'm not gonna let anything happen to you.
00:12:10It's good to see you, Crow.
00:12:11It's good to see you.
00:12:20So, is this it?
00:12:36You really think it'll work?
00:12:39Are your friends ready?
00:12:43Yeah, well, they're here.
00:12:45They brought the costumes, so...
00:12:47What have you told them?
00:12:50Nothing.
00:12:53If your friends are true, and you are prepared to face your fears, the ceremony will cleanse you.
00:13:00And as leader of the ceremony, you must wear this.
00:13:07What is it?
00:13:09The death mask.
00:13:11Looks like it.
00:13:13You must see through his eyes, breathe through his nose, and speak through his mouth.
00:13:18Then you will enter the dream state.
00:13:21It is there you must overcome your fear.
00:13:32So what's that?
00:13:34Raven's wing.
00:13:37As long as I told him where is it, the evil is held.
00:13:41Until we banish it forever.
00:13:42Evil?
00:13:43Where?
00:13:48Cool.
00:13:49This thing part of Halloween extravaganza?
00:13:52Well, it was supposed to be a surprise.
00:13:54It's not a very nice surprise.
00:13:57This is my old friend Crow.
00:14:01Ugly sucker.
00:14:04Morty was carved by my ancestors, many generations ago, to help ward off the advances of the white man.
00:14:13I guess it didn't work.
00:14:14He spent 60 years working as a mannequin in a men's shop.
00:14:19Some believe he's a vessel of evil spirits.
00:14:24Others think that he's just a dummy.
00:14:27He's been around for as long as I can remember.
00:14:29Morty.
00:14:30It's part of Mike's family.
00:14:33He has become the totem of his ancestors.
00:14:36And his descendants to me.
00:14:39Morty is a name chosen by Mike's father.
00:14:47Morty.
00:14:47Morty.
00:14:48Chris, it's getting old.
00:14:49Morty.
00:14:57Hey, it's Mitch.
00:15:03Yeah, it's about time.
00:15:11You alright?
00:15:14I love you.
00:15:23Come on, Grandpa. Come on.
00:15:25Oh, you're here!
00:15:27Oh, good!
00:15:29Nice car.
00:15:31How fast does it go?
00:15:32My Maserati?
00:15:33This is 185.
00:15:34Both got bad taste.
00:15:35Maybe you both should be rock stars.
00:15:37Very fine.
00:15:38I'm Trish.
00:15:38How are you?
00:15:38Thanks for coming.
00:15:39Hi.
00:15:40Miss, this is Mitch.
00:15:41Welcome.
00:15:42Let's all go in.
00:15:43It's very cold out there.
00:15:44I'm glad you like it.
00:15:46Oh, okay, darling.
00:15:47Sir, how are you?
00:16:01Okay, Mike.
00:16:02Spill it.
00:16:04Spill what?
00:16:05Yeah, you said you'd tell us what you have in store for Halloween once everyone's here.
00:16:11Well, everyone's here.
00:16:15I, for one, would like to know why I practically killed myself shopping for this costume.
00:16:20Okay.
00:16:21For tonight, Halloween night, we are going to perform an ancient ceremony.
00:16:29One that Crow's people have been performing for generations.
00:16:32That's with, uh, Monty, right?
00:16:34Morty?
00:16:35Excuse me.
00:16:36Oh, now, will you just relax?
00:16:38You know, you haven't had any fun since Reagan was governor.
00:16:43The table won't clear itself.
00:16:45It doesn't sound like fun to me.
00:16:48He might be right.
00:16:50What are the details?
00:16:54Okay.
00:16:54The most important part of the ceremony involves the fear circle.
00:16:58And that's us.
00:16:59Cool.
00:17:02Yes, you see, in the ancient tradition,
00:17:04the participants of the ceremony must masquerade as their own worst fears.
00:17:08Oh.
00:17:08That's why I asked each of you guys to, to explore that side of your nature,
00:17:12find that fear, and create a costume that represents it.
00:17:15Oh, it sounds so exciting.
00:17:18I know exactly the costume that I'm going to wear.
00:17:22And grandfather will come as a rodent.
00:17:24No, no.
00:17:25Oh, he's terrified of rats.
00:17:27Oh.
00:17:30And if all goes right, at the end of the ceremony,
00:17:33all our fears will be banished forever.
00:17:35Banished forever, huh?
00:17:37Well, then I'm going to be her.
00:17:41I'm going to be a big, pussy shit.
00:17:45I'll be a fat chick with saggy tits.
00:17:50So, Mike, how are you dressing up as fear of commitment?
00:17:56Hey, this is serious, you guys.
00:17:59The only way this is going to work is if we pull something from the deepest,
00:18:03darkest part of our soul.
00:18:07Otherwise, we allow the true fear the opportunity to destroy us.
00:18:14So, you all brought your costumes?
00:18:16Yeah.
00:18:17Yeah, of course.
00:18:18Sure.
00:18:19Of course.
00:18:20Good.
00:18:22Everything's ready.
00:18:25So, tonight-
00:18:26Damn, that rings a bell.
00:18:27Wasn't there some sort of a serial killer around here
00:18:30that got off on making people tell their fears or something like that?
00:18:34Oh, grandfather.
00:18:36Oh, you're bleeding.
00:18:38I'm all right, I'm all right.
00:18:39Oh.
00:18:40Get away from me!
00:18:42Relax, it's just a bit of blood.
00:18:44No, I don't want to near me, okay?
00:18:47We'll go in the kitchen.
00:18:48Guess we know what she's afraid of.
00:18:53Hey, I guess you missed the don't mention the serial killers around the local speech.
00:18:59Yeah.
00:18:59The only way this is gonna work is if you guys take this seriously.
00:19:11He actually thinks it's gonna work.
00:19:53Why did I have to open my mouth that you never learned?
00:19:57Trouble between Mr. and Mrs. J. Crew?
00:20:00Sort of.
00:20:01Is he tramping around?
00:20:03No.
00:20:04Nothing like that.
00:20:07It's been four and a half years.
00:20:09Good years.
00:20:11But...
00:20:12It still feels like we're dating.
00:20:14That's not so bad.
00:20:16Not in the way you'd want.
00:20:18Are you looking for a gold ring?
00:20:20It's not a bad start.
00:20:23But you're not sure if he's the one.
00:20:29Yeah, I guess that's it.
00:20:31I'm not sure.
00:20:32And lately it's getting worse.
00:20:36My mother once gave me two questions to ask myself about him.
00:20:41I only wish I had listened to her before I got married twice.
00:20:47What are they?
00:20:49Well, number one, do you think he has the same idea as you do about children and a family?
00:20:55Absolutely.
00:20:57Number two.
00:20:59This one's important.
00:21:03Imagine you're sixty years old.
00:21:06And you're in a rowboat out in the middle of the lake.
00:21:09And you're having a great time doing nothing.
00:21:13Is he the one sitting next to you?
00:21:17Absolutely.
00:21:26What's gonna happen?
00:21:31I'm gonna go find him.
00:21:33Okay?
00:21:35You know, no matter how long you've been going out,
00:21:38it's never too late to play hard to get.
00:21:42I'm worried about him.
00:21:44He's been really stressed lately and...
00:21:46he's been having dizzy spells.
00:21:50And, uh...
00:21:51I want to talk to him anyway.
00:22:18Mike?
00:22:21Mike, I'm sorry about that thing I said at breakfast.
00:22:25I know that you've been really stressed lately, but I don't know why.
00:22:30And if it's about me, then we should talk.
00:22:34And if it isn't about me, then we should still talk.
00:22:40At least I'm trying.
00:22:43Could you say something?
00:22:53I'm sorry.
00:22:54I'm sorry.
00:22:55That wasn't funny.
00:22:58It wasn't meant to be.
00:23:00What the hell were you doing in that mask?
00:23:05I just wanted to see what it felt like.
00:23:08Michael, I need to know what's bothering you.
00:23:10I don't know.
00:23:14Listen to me, Peg. There's some things you don't know.
00:23:17About me and my family.
00:23:19It's okay, Mike. You can tell me.
00:23:23Okay, you know those dizzy spells I've been telling you about.
00:23:28They've been getting worse.
00:23:29Mike.
00:23:30Let me finish.
00:23:33They're more than just dizzy spells.
00:23:35I've been blacking out.
00:23:38Losing time.
00:23:41And my father had the same problem.
00:23:44Do you think it caused your parents accident?
00:23:47My parents didn't die in a car accident.
00:23:52My father murdered my mother.
00:23:54And then he hung himself.
00:23:56I saw the whole thing.
00:23:58Michael.
00:23:59I was five years old.
00:24:02I know what you're thinking, okay?
00:24:04Alcoholism runs in the family.
00:24:06Child abuse passes on from one generation to the next.
00:24:09Am I going to be my own father's son?
00:24:10Michael, I wasn't thinking that at all.
00:24:12I wasn't thinking anything of the kind.
00:24:13Well, you should have been, okay?
00:24:15Because that's all I can think about.
00:24:19I'm sorry, Peg.
00:24:20I have these dreams.
00:24:22These horrible dreams.
00:24:24And I'm starting to lose control of them.
00:24:28I just thought with this mask.
00:24:30And you and Crow and all my friends around me.
00:24:33I can face it.
00:24:36You see?
00:24:40I don't know.
00:24:43Peg.
00:24:46You can help me.
00:24:54He killed my mother, and then he took his own life.
00:24:58But he's not going to have mine.
00:25:00Michael, you're scaring me.
00:25:03You don't know how scared it is, Peg.
00:25:06Until you wake up in the middle of the night and see the things that I've seen.
00:25:15Again.
00:25:17Again!
00:25:18Again!
00:25:19Again!
00:25:21And again!
00:25:23And again!
00:25:25And again!
00:25:37Peg?
00:25:59Oh, no.
00:26:00Oh, no.
00:26:01Oh, no.
00:26:01Oh, no.
00:26:03You son of a bitch!
00:26:05Do you know how long it takes to put on makeup?
00:26:07You don't need that much anyway.
00:26:10Where's Peg?
00:26:12She just came through.
00:26:13She went upstairs.
00:26:39I didn't have a chance to tell you how I feel.
00:26:46But it ain't no big deal.
00:26:50You didn't have to hit me with it in such a way.
00:26:57Tomorrow's a brand new day.
00:27:00You didn't have to leave.
00:27:03You didn't have to leave.
00:27:06You could say goodbye with a cold one big line.
00:27:43Sounds like Peg and Mike are getting along pretty good.
00:27:47Well, let's go listen.
00:27:49What the hell was that?
00:28:04What the hell?
00:28:11Happy Halloween, everybody.
00:28:13This blood pellet tastes like shit.
00:28:16Asshole.
00:28:17I don't know why Mom stopped me from drowning you.
00:28:22What's all the ruckus?
00:28:24Nothing.
00:28:24Just my brother being a moron.
00:28:33Morty.
00:28:38You okay?
00:28:46Yeah.
00:28:48I'm really starting to lose it.
00:28:51I actually thought that he was being attacked by Morty.
00:28:56Hey.
00:28:58Hey.
00:29:00It was a joke.
00:29:02Not a very good one, but just a joke.
00:29:05That piece of wood did not attack Chris.
00:29:10Yeah.
00:29:12But I might.
00:29:15I know it'll make you feel better.
00:29:18His arm is damaged.
00:29:21Oh, I'm sorry.
00:29:23Your sorrows won't fix it.
00:29:26It was a joke.
00:29:28This is a spiritual symbol.
00:29:33As I would never joke with your crucifix or your holy mother.
00:29:38You should not joke with Morty.
00:29:41Virgin Morty.
00:29:42Lay off, Chris.
00:29:47The Virgin Morty.
00:29:50Tell Michael that I have work in the barn.
00:29:53But I will fix Morty.
00:29:55The ceremony will go on as planned tonight.
00:29:58Why are you always standing up for that little shit?
00:30:00Why is it always my fault?
00:30:02Because you're the one making the demands.
00:30:04Demands?
00:30:05Like having you talk to me?
00:30:06You can be such an asshole.
00:30:08Don't start with me, Pei.
00:30:09Oh, is that a threat?
00:30:10Why don't we all just relax?
00:30:12It was a stupid prank.
00:30:13I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:13Stay out of this.
00:30:14What are you doing?
00:30:15Peg?
00:30:17Peg!
00:30:20No, no.
00:30:21Peg.
00:30:22Peg.
00:30:23Somebody help.
00:30:27Trick or treat package, bro.
00:30:30Shit!
00:30:31Ow!
00:30:33And you said my gymnastics classes were a waste.
00:30:36Aw!
00:30:38Aw man!
00:30:48I'm so hungry.
00:30:53I'm so hungry.
00:30:56I'm so hungry.
00:31:03I'm so hungry!
00:31:05Hey, you're missing our curtain call. We were great.
00:31:11Yeah, but we didn't stick to the script.
00:31:14Too close to home.
00:31:16For the look on Chris's face, it was worth it.
00:31:20I don't know.
00:31:22Didn't feel right.
00:31:25Please stop worrying, Mike.
00:31:27You were nothing like your father.
00:31:39I had to check on Crow.
00:31:41And Morty.
00:32:07Listen, Crow, about the ceremony.
00:32:10Um, you haven't second thoughts.
00:32:14Crow, sometimes I wish you'd let me say what's on my mind before you tell me what I'm thinking.
00:32:19Well, I'm not psychic.
00:32:21But I, uh, did find this in a cemetery this morning.
00:32:28This morning I told Peg about my father.
00:32:32Oh.
00:32:34Yeah.
00:32:35I mean, she took it pretty well, considering.
00:32:38Well, she's a good woman.
00:32:41Yeah, I know.
00:32:47Your father was a good man.
00:32:50Oh, no, my father...
00:32:51He was a good man, and he was a bad man.
00:32:56His fears just got to be strong, and the good man was lost.
00:33:01Michael, you have to do the ceremony to master your own fears before they grow too strong.
00:33:10But this is just a hunk of wood.
00:33:12Yeah, well, this hunk of wood will become your greatest fear.
00:33:21And you'll kill it.
00:33:32Thanks, Crow.
00:33:39Hey, Crow.
00:33:41What are you afraid of?
00:33:47Horses.
00:33:50Horses?
00:34:03The only Indian I ever seen afraid of horses.
00:34:06I want you to stop telling that boy those stories.
00:34:09We were just talking.
00:34:10He's got enough to worry about without his father's ghost hanging over him.
00:34:14We all have ghosts.
00:34:16Stop those stories, or I'll stop you myself.
00:34:46I want you to stop.
00:34:48Bye, boys. Go find your grandfather. Lunch is ready.
00:34:52Okay.
00:35:14Mike.
00:35:20Mike.
00:35:22You can't stop him.
00:35:26Mike.
00:35:28Mike, I'm coming for you.
00:35:32Fear is coming for you.
00:35:34Somebody?
00:35:35Mike, if you can't be quiet, then you know what's gonna happen.
00:35:39Whoa, what's going on?
00:35:40Yeah.
00:35:44Yeah.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:56I don't know.
00:36:43I don't know.
00:37:07I don't know.
00:37:18I don't know.
00:37:30Oh my god! You scared me!
00:37:33Ruff!
00:37:34Come on. Come on, get back to your friends.
00:37:55He beat you in a punch, huh?
00:37:58What are you talking about?
00:38:00Okay, fine. But she's a cutie.
00:38:04I wanted to go for a swim, but I can't seem to get the pool heater to work.
00:38:07Oh, I can't stand the water.
00:38:09So you're not gonna help me?
00:38:13Unless you want to be a third wheel with your friends.
00:38:22Hey, where's Mike?
00:38:24He went up to the attic.
00:38:26Okay?
00:38:27Hey, he's getting ready for tonight.
00:38:32I wish he knew what he was up to.
00:38:46I can't believe I let you talk me into this.
00:38:49Well, you know, you and me, we need a little, uh, cutie.
00:38:54Shit. You do know where we're going, huh?
00:38:56Oh, yeah. Why wouldn't I?
00:38:59Okay, well then you lead the way. You're the man. You're supposed to be better with directions.
00:39:03Uh, ooh, well, I, I think the house is that way.
00:39:10But, um...
00:39:11Ow!
00:39:16Get me out of here.
00:39:20Um, okay. Okay. I'm trying. Um...
00:39:25You know, uh, you know, it's gonna, it's gonna get dark soon.
00:39:28I don't wanna be out here when it's dark.
00:39:30I don't wanna be out here when it's dark.
00:39:36It's dark.
00:39:38You can't believe this.
00:39:40You can't believe it.
00:39:41I don't want to believe this...
00:39:51Right now.
00:39:57Okay.
00:40:00Oh, my God.
00:40:31You read the Bible?
00:40:33You don't remember?
00:40:35I'm very religious.
00:40:37Wow, that's a real turn on.
00:40:40What?
00:40:41A beautiful girl that believes in God.
00:40:44Most guys find that intimidating.
00:40:46Not me.
00:40:48I'm religious myself.
00:40:51I just like to keep it to myself.
00:40:54Religion and politics should be...
00:40:58Private.
00:41:00You're into politics, too?
00:41:02Uh-huh. Aren't you?
00:41:04Well, yeah, of course.
00:41:07You're a lot deeper than I thought.
00:41:10Thanks, Mitch.
00:41:12You know, most people think that I'm just a pretty face.
00:41:16But if you take the time, there's a lot more to discover.
00:41:20Well, I always did think you were the prettiest girl in school.
00:41:25Yeah.
00:41:29But now that I'm...
00:41:32Now that I'm seeing a new side of you, I'm realizing that you're even prettier than that.
00:41:35What do you mean?
00:41:38What do you mean?
00:41:38What do I mean?
00:41:39I mean, uh...
00:41:41I mean, your beauty comes from deep down.
00:41:45Your intelligence, your confidence, it shines through.
00:41:49That's what makes you beautiful.
00:41:52What about Trish?
00:41:57It's, uh...
00:41:58It's a relationship of convenience.
00:42:03Well, you're right about one thing, bitch.
00:42:13I, I am smarter than I look.
00:42:39Nice hike.
00:42:41Now.
00:42:54Damn, I'm gonna twitch.
00:42:58Oh, pretty good for Nick Hamsons.
00:43:00Beaks often, but carry a big step.
00:43:03Sorry to break up the party.
00:43:05What, could someone help me down, Mitch?
00:43:07How'd you get up there?
00:43:09Never mind how I got up here. Just help me down.
00:43:13Come on. I'll catch ya.
00:43:16No way. What kind of a guy are you? Come on.
00:43:18Come up here and get me.
00:43:35Can't even climb a tree. No more Maserati for you.
00:43:39You okay?
00:43:42Heights.
00:43:45I got dizzy.
00:43:47Try fainted.
00:43:50We should probably all get into our costumes. It's getting late.
00:43:54It's been a real hoot.
00:44:01You okay?
00:44:17Oh, that needs pepper. Pepper.
00:44:23What?
00:44:24Rose, I'm sorry.
00:44:26Oh, no, it's all right. Who, who is it?
00:44:28It's Peg.
00:44:29Oh, Peggy. Didn't know you with your red nose.
00:44:33Clans have always scared me.
00:44:34Mm, really?
00:44:35Are you an evil witch?
00:44:37No.
00:44:38No, I'm darkness.
00:44:40I'm scared of the dark.
00:44:41I, I, I always have been.
00:44:43Drives grandfather crazy.
00:44:45You know, all the night lights and such.
00:44:48What can I help with?
00:44:50Well, I'm fine with the cooking, but you know you could start setting the table for me.
00:44:55All this talk about fears has really made me jumpy.
00:44:59Thank you, dear.
00:45:01Thank you, dear.
00:45:09Butterfingers.
00:45:16Peg.
00:45:17Yes?
00:45:18What are you wearing?
00:45:20Claustrophobia.
00:45:21Yeah.
00:45:22That's very clever.
00:45:24I've always felt safe in small places.
00:45:27Oh.
00:45:27Well, Bozo was my favorite growing up.
00:45:31Well, then I guess we're even.
00:45:37After you.
00:45:38True.
00:45:41Your jaws.
00:45:43Saw the movie and haven't been in the water since.
00:45:52Good one, brother.
00:45:53Ooh, fear of decisions.
00:45:56He's never made one.
00:45:59That's not true.
00:46:00I decided to wear this.
00:46:01Oh, that must have been a real tough one.
00:46:04Hey, that hurt's coming from someone wearing a cardboard box.
00:46:07Is anyone hungry?
00:46:09Hmm?
00:46:10Starving.
00:46:10Yeah, me too.
00:46:11What is that?
00:46:12It's stew, and so thick a mouse could trot on it.
00:46:16What's in it?
00:46:17I'm not telling.
00:46:20There's chicken beaks, spider hairs, and it's a brew, not a stew.
00:46:24We're all going under an evil spell.
00:46:25That's right, my pretty ones.
00:46:27And I am going to shrink your heads and go bobbing for them, just like apples.
00:46:35Woo!
00:46:36Look at you.
00:46:38Fake snakeskin.
00:46:40I bought it at Billy Martin's.
00:46:43Mmm.
00:46:44Versace?
00:46:45Nope.
00:46:46Christophe Angel.
00:46:47Blood red.
00:46:49You like the dress?
00:46:52Must have cost a fortune.
00:46:54It was free.
00:46:55Who'd you have to kill?
00:46:57I put it on my credit card.
00:46:59Well, that's not free, Lisa Ann.
00:47:02I'm going to return it when we get home.
00:47:07Gotcha.
00:47:09Uh, I'm not afraid of anything, so I'll be going naked tonight.
00:47:15Oh, now I'm afraid.
00:47:17You've already scared me half to death.
00:47:20Mitch, that's lame.
00:47:21No, Mitch, that's cool.
00:47:25Well, if you're not going to play along, I'll tell everybody for you.
00:47:28He's a big baby when it comes to heights.
00:47:34Let's set the table.
00:47:36Well, okay.
00:47:40Take a look.
00:47:49Let's go.
00:47:49Let's see.
00:47:50I won't go here.
00:47:51I'll tell her.
00:47:52Excuse me.
00:47:53It's over.
00:47:55Let's go!
00:47:56Let's go!
00:47:57Go take a look.
00:48:05Let's go!
00:48:07What!
00:48:09where's grandfather he's hiding in his bedroom he's being a party pooper well I got something
00:48:15to get this party on shots you know maybe I should have a drink well that's the spirit
00:48:27where's Mike our fearless leader he must be waiting to make a grand entrance forget and
00:48:33let's eat don't move Mike yeah it's me it's about time man turn on the lights see your costume not
00:48:44yet I have something to say I know I've been acting a little weird the last couple days
00:48:52it's because I've been trying to build up the courage for this moment well the moment has come
00:49:02Michael oh he's afraid of formal wear Mike where are you you're right Peg I was afraid of commitment
00:49:14but I'm not anymore all that other stuff it's not important
00:49:28you know it's important
00:49:40oh oh one of the fuses must have blown oh and I'm so scared of the dark oh wait wait
00:49:47a minute
00:49:47there's got to be a candle here someplace oh what tragic timing Michael Michael you come
00:49:53downstairs with me and help me change the fuse all right and in the meantime there's some candles
00:49:58and and lanterns in the upstairs closet are up for you all and look we'll be back in just a
00:50:03minute
00:50:03come on Michael I'll be waiting for you
00:50:22I'm so excited for you I don't want anything to go wrong for your big day
00:50:39oh my god crow how did he get here Michael Michael it's okay I took care of everything just like
00:50:50I did for your father
00:50:51but this isn't where I left the barbie
00:50:54oh
00:51:01oh
00:51:16are you all right
00:51:23who moved Morty I don't know saw a hot-looking cedar out there maybe Morty's making some moves
00:51:29isn't there someone finished business the reason we really came all the way up here
00:51:32well hang on a sec I mean Jen will want to see this
00:51:35isn't that her costume
00:51:38oh probably didn't fit in the bathroom
00:51:39come on Jen finish up get your perky ass out here you're holding up the party
00:51:43hey Jennifer
00:51:44what's that
00:52:09that's a prank
00:52:10that's a prank
00:52:12there's no prank
00:52:13there's no prank
00:52:20there's no prank
00:52:20oh fuck
00:52:23fuck
00:52:24fuck
00:52:25fuck
00:52:25fuck
00:52:31Mike
00:52:32listen to yourself
00:52:33you're trying to convince us that the spirit of your dead father is in a mannequin trying to kill people
00:52:38no
00:52:38your father was a serial killer
00:52:40look I needed you all up here to help me
00:52:42help you what
00:52:43the whole idea of tonight's ceremony was to put my father's spirit to rest
00:52:47I don't see any reason why we're sticking around
00:52:49let's get out of here
00:52:50no
00:52:51we have to destroy Morty
00:52:52Mike for once I think he's got a point we should get out of here
00:52:55I don't understand what went wrong Crow said that with the talisman there would be nothing to fear
00:53:00hey Mike Morty is a hunk of wood
00:53:02he didn't kill anybody
00:53:03hey if we're looking for suspects
00:53:05where's that big Indian
00:53:06I haven't seen him for hours
00:53:09Crow didn't kill anyone
00:53:12how do you know
00:53:13because Morty got to him first
00:53:16Crow's body's in the cellar
00:53:17well if it's not Crow then who is it
00:53:19not to be disrespectful ma'ams
00:53:21but the only person not accounted for is your husband
00:53:24oh no
00:53:26there's one other guy who could have done it
00:53:28and that's you Mike
00:53:29oh that's true Mike
00:53:31you weren't with us
00:53:37okay believe me
00:53:38okay
00:53:39I thought the same thing myself
00:53:41but look at me
00:53:42there's no blood on me
00:53:43huh
00:53:43how could I have done it
00:53:45blood washes off
00:53:47it was Morty
00:53:49who's ever responsible we have to leave now
00:53:51let the police take care of it
00:53:54they can't help
00:53:55she's right
00:53:55I'm leaving
00:53:57Mike we should get out of here
00:54:00is anybody listening to me
00:54:02we can't leave now
00:54:04it'll only get worse
00:54:04look I've heard enough
00:54:05and I'm packing up my stuff
00:54:08Mitch the Maserati's in the garage
00:54:13please you guys
00:54:15I need your help
00:54:16sorry
00:54:17we have to go now
00:54:25Peg?
00:54:28I'm not abandoning Mike
00:54:33I gotta deal with this
00:54:38some friends you are
00:54:39what happened to sticking together
00:54:40this is just
00:54:41I want you to leave
00:54:43now
00:54:44save yourselves
00:54:45there's been enough harm done in this house
00:54:48there just can't be anymore
00:54:49come on
00:54:50let's just get packed up and get out of here
00:54:51come on
00:54:52I need to find grandfather
00:54:55I can't leave my sister
00:54:57alright
00:54:57we should stay together
00:54:58I'll come with you
00:55:00I'll stay with Lisa
00:55:01alright
00:55:07okay Peg
00:55:08I know this must sound insane to you
00:55:11Mike listen
00:55:12you gotta trust me
00:55:13okay
00:55:14I know what's happening here
00:55:17Mike I trust you
00:55:22hey
00:55:23it's gonna be okay
00:55:27don't worry
00:55:30we should pack
00:55:31I know you're scared
00:55:37I am too
00:55:40it's like being this close to death
00:55:41that just makes everything seem more alive
00:56:01what are we looking for?
00:56:03Morty
00:56:04what do we do when we find them?
00:56:08I don't know
00:56:16wait
00:56:18yes I do
00:56:20it must have come off
00:56:22what is it?
00:56:24it's a talisman
00:56:25we gotta find Morty
00:56:27we gotta put it around his neck
00:56:29and then the killing will stop
00:56:31okay
00:56:32if that's what uses your mind
00:56:33then let's go and find Morty
00:56:39shh
00:56:39it's okay you found Morty
00:56:43see he's any wood
00:56:49what happened?
00:56:50he passed out but it's okay now I'm here
00:56:54Mitch
00:56:56yeah
00:56:57do you think we're gonna die?
00:57:04I don't know
00:57:08that thing you said about feeling more alive when you're close to death
00:57:15hold me
00:57:30okay
00:57:30okay here's the last place we saw him
00:57:31the lights went out just as
00:57:33as
00:57:35I should finish what I started
00:57:36not now not under these circumstances
00:57:40Mike
00:57:43yes?
00:57:44forget about all of this
00:57:46everything that's happened today
00:57:47okay
00:57:48now imagine
00:57:49that you're 60
00:57:50and you're in about in the middle of a lake
00:57:53who's with you?
00:57:55what?
00:57:56don't think just answer
00:57:58I don't know
00:58:02my trusty dog Yeller
00:58:07oh
00:58:08and some
00:58:09old crab
00:58:10complaining about the cold
00:58:12like she always does
00:58:13like she always does
00:58:23let's find Morty and finish this
00:58:26pig
00:58:27you always understand
00:58:29about everything
00:58:32I promise
00:58:33when this is over
00:58:36I want to do this properly
00:58:41okay
00:58:47pig?
00:58:51pig?
00:58:52pig?
00:58:59what the hell are you doing?
00:59:00we're getting out of here
00:59:01you're coming with us
00:59:02what about Mike?
00:59:04Mike's a killer pig
00:59:05come on we're going to wait for the others in the car
00:59:07no
00:59:08Ned
00:59:09sorry pig
00:59:21Oh
00:59:23oh
00:59:23oh
00:59:23oh
00:59:25oh
00:59:25oh
00:59:31ah
00:59:32oh
00:59:33oh
00:59:34oh
00:59:35oh
00:59:35oh
00:59:36oh
00:59:38yeah
00:59:40Get him, Mike! Take the fuck off!
00:59:47Going down.
01:00:10Go!
01:00:11Ah!
01:00:25Ah!
01:00:27Ah!
01:00:31Oh, my God!
01:01:21Oh, is he?
01:01:24He's breathing.
01:01:26Oh, thank God.
01:01:29Oh, f**k.
01:01:31Holy f**k.
01:01:33Shit.
01:01:35Oh, my God.
01:01:36Oh, my God.
01:01:51Oh, my God.
01:02:01up here. You better come. I'll be right there. Mitch is dead. No. Oh, I'm so sorry, Trish.
01:02:15Michael would never kill anyone. What happened?
01:02:32I did not do this. I find Morty, so you'll believe me. I believe you, Michael. Holy shit.
01:03:28I believe you, Michael.
01:03:38Mike, are you all right?
01:04:22I believe you, Michael.
01:04:34Mike, no. Why did I do this?
01:04:54Oh, Michael. Thank God.
01:05:08I know, Grandfather. There's no God in this house. Michael. I killed Peg. The others. It's all my fault.
01:05:20No, you didn't. Yes, I did. I'm trying to convince myself that it's not, it's not me, but it's true.
01:05:33I'm just like my father.
01:05:34Michael, enough. It was Morty killed Crow. He's the one who locked me in this.
01:05:41What?
01:05:42If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it. I saw you going out to
01:05:46the barn, trying to find me. I saw you faint. I wanted to help you, but Morty came out of
01:05:53the barn and drug you back inside. I followed and Morty was waiting for me. With Crow's dead body. Poor
01:06:03soul.
01:06:05And Peg? And the others?
01:06:08Morty. We've got to figure out a way to stop him and end this nightmare.
01:06:17Crow said all I needed these.
01:06:38God have mercy on us all.
01:07:04Ma'am refuses to come. She says she won't leave her grandson. Look, we've got to get the hell out
01:07:07of here now. Wait, what about Peg?
01:07:11Oh, hold on. There she is.
01:07:14Peg, thank God.
01:07:19Peg, your hand, are you alright?
01:07:21Yes, dear, but you're not.
01:07:26Mike, take up this f***ing map.
01:07:36I know how you must feel, Michael. You still doubt yourself. I've been there too.
01:07:51You mean the fear? You had too?
01:07:55I had the urge, but I fought it off. Your father wasn't strong enough. But I think you are.
01:08:06No, I'm not.
01:08:16Well, I'm not strong enough to break this door down by myself. Can you help me?
01:08:25Now get me up. This old bull can still charge if he gets his legs under him.
01:08:33Afraid of decisions, are we? Well, here's a killer for you. Do you want me to rip out your heart
01:08:37or tear off your head?
01:08:38F*** you, Morty.
01:08:40Okay, all of the above it is.
01:08:52Oh, that's God.
01:08:58Not so fast, boys. F*** you.
01:09:01Is that any way to talk to?
01:09:06Your father.
01:09:10Steven, don't do this.
01:09:11You stay out of this, Dad.
01:09:15Son?
01:09:19It's alright, Michael. Come to me.
01:09:21Michael.
01:09:21Come to your father.
01:09:26You can do it.
01:09:28You can do it.
01:09:51Save yourself for the other...
01:09:52No!
01:09:55No!
01:10:08You!
01:10:10No!
01:10:12No!
01:10:13No!
01:10:15No!
01:10:15No!
01:10:17No!
01:10:21No!
01:10:21Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
01:10:26No!
01:10:44Michael.
01:10:48What are you, one of Morty's creations?
01:10:51Mikey, it's me, Peg.
01:10:55Are you okay?
01:10:56Peg's dead.
01:10:57No, it's me. Please believe me.
01:11:00I promise.
01:11:02No, no, no, you're in the attic.
01:11:03No, I looked everywhere for you, but not in the attic.
01:11:09Don't you come any closer.
01:11:10One of you is Morty.
01:11:12Please.
01:11:13How can I convince you I'm not Morty?
01:11:21You're 60.
01:11:22You're 60.
01:11:24You're in a rowboat in the middle of the lake.
01:11:27Who's with you?
01:11:29My trusty dog Yeller and some old crab who's complaining about the cold.
01:11:35You're not dead.
01:11:35No, no, no.
01:11:35No, no, no.
01:11:36No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:11:36No.
01:11:59You're not dead.
01:12:04You're not dead.
01:12:08Poor Michael.
01:12:11Everything's gonna be okay.
01:12:12I'm gonna get you out of here.
01:12:14Okay?
01:12:21Come on.
01:12:25Come on!
01:12:27Come on, run!
01:12:28Come on!
01:12:37What do I do?
01:12:38Get the f*** out of here!
01:12:40Run and pass it over!
01:12:41Go!
01:12:42No!
01:12:44No!
01:12:45No!
01:12:46No!
01:12:47No!
01:12:48No!
01:12:57No!
01:13:05No!
01:13:05No!
01:13:13No!
01:13:19No!
01:13:22No!
01:13:24No!
01:13:25No!
01:13:34No!
01:13:51No!
01:13:52No!
01:13:56No!
01:13:56No!
01:13:57Decisions, decisions!
01:13:58No!
01:13:59No!
01:14:01No!
01:14:04No!
01:14:05No!
01:14:06No!
01:14:06No!
01:14:07No!
01:14:35No!
01:14:40No!
01:14:53No!
01:14:58No!
01:14:58No!
01:14:58No!
01:15:03No!
01:15:04No!
01:15:06No!
01:15:07Come on, pig!
01:15:07Come on!
01:15:08Come on!
01:15:09Let's go!
01:15:09Split up!
01:15:17This thing's going to blow any second.
01:15:19Save yourself.
01:15:21No.
01:15:23Come on, because I can't do it.
01:15:25Come on, because I can't do it.
01:16:02I can see the fear in your eyes.
01:16:20What are you afraid of, Morty, huh?
01:16:22Termites?
01:16:29Or is it fire, huh?
01:16:36I'm going to clear-cut your ass.
01:17:02I'm going to clear-cut your ass.
01:17:08You killed him!
01:17:14Where's Ned?
01:17:17Water!
01:17:18Cool!
01:17:19Let's go!
01:17:20Let's go!
01:17:26Is it over?
01:17:28It's over.
01:17:31You know what?
01:17:34I'm not afraid of the water anymore.
01:17:41Oh, please.
01:17:44Let's get out of here.
01:17:45Yeah, let's go.
01:17:46Yeah, what are we going to tell the police?
01:17:48Tell them the truth.
01:17:50Something attacked us.
01:17:52You mean somebody who would believe the truth?
01:17:55Yeah, what exactly is the truth?
01:17:57I mean, was that really your father?
01:17:58He didn't commit suicide, did he?
01:18:01Yes.
01:18:02He did.
01:18:04But the Indians say that suicides never rest.
01:18:08It's over now.
01:18:09It's finished.
01:18:30I thought I needed this.
01:18:34He did.
01:18:37But you don't anymore.
01:19:05It's over now.
01:19:08It's over now.
01:19:13It's over now.
01:19:17It's over now.
01:19:24It's over now.
01:19:29It's over now.
01:19:31It's over now.
01:19:32It's over now.
01:19:34It's over now.
01:19:34It's over now.
01:19:35It's over now.
01:19:36It's over now.
01:19:36It's over now.
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