00:03Remember, ate,
00:05maha-achieve a perfect smile
00:06sa papamagitan ng pag-ipit ng dila mo
00:09sa ngala-ngala.
00:10Ganito, oh.
00:12Hey!
00:13Hey!
00:14Hey, Samantha?
00:15Do you believe in destiny?
00:18Tinadahan na akong maging beauty queen?
00:21Whatever.
00:22A film by Ona Diaz.
00:25Darling, mas makapalang mukhang.
00:27Parang isipin mananalo ka sa isang beauty pageant.
00:31Na ako ang kalaban niya.
00:35Hey!
00:36Kaya talaga maging maganda.
00:38Oh!
00:39Ang kapal na mukha ko!
00:41Two bitter rivals.
00:42Mahirika pala sa petsay.
00:44Oo.
00:45Kasi ito ang secret ng radiant skin ko.
00:48Petsay ko to, kaya kukunin ko ito!
00:51Ine beauty queen,
00:52is your destiny.
00:54Thanks, Mom.
00:55Thanks ng Uber.
00:58Teh,
00:59baka nagkawali ka yata ng sinalihan.
01:01Ang sabi,
01:02beauty queen,
01:03hindi
01:04ugly queen.
01:06Okay,
01:07let's fight for this crown.
01:14Two unlikely allies.
01:17Hindi!
01:17No!
01:19AAAA
01:19Uhu Fofrin!
01:28Ayo,
01:29itinalhana,
01:29magsalba sa Chie Chiu Zou.
01:31Kaya kailangan natin maghanda.
01:33Ha ha ha!
01:34Ha ha!
01:35Ha ha!
01:37What's happening here?
01:38Maaay sa mga hair ko?
01:41Ha ha ha!
01:43One powerful enemy.
01:45Sunny is a stone enemy.
01:47Ha ha ha!
01:47Mailon daw siya mga secret tag wires
01:49na handa sundin kahit anuman kanya'y utos.
01:54Ay maaay de las alas, Marian Rivera!
01:59Sunny!
02:00Sunny!
02:01Sunny!
02:01Sunny!
02:01Sunny!
02:02You're solely demon's eye.
02:04It's ultimate!
02:05I know.
02:21A comedy of epic proportions.
02:43Ate,
02:44lahat ng mga questions sa buhay wonderful.
02:47Kaya bago ka sumagot, sasabihin mo muna.
02:49Thank you for that very wonderful question.
02:52Thank you for that wonderful question.
02:54Thank you for that wonderful question.
02:56No thanks ka ba?
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