00:00His cage is up here at this wire!
00:02Tim, you be careful!
00:03It's okay, I got him, he's right next to me!
00:05Come here, folks, son!
00:06Who, who, who, who-
00:08AHHHHHHHH!
00:10Oh, my God!
00:12Oh, Lord!
00:14Tim, Tim, Tim!
00:16Are you alright?
00:17Tim!
00:18AHH!
00:20AHH!
00:20Hehehehe!
00:21Who's the king now?
00:23Tim's the king, Tim's the king!
00:49Oh, Bonnie, your cloud is coming.
01:00So you didn't have sex with her in my room while I was out?
01:04No.
01:07Then why were my family photos lined up on my nightstand?
01:12Deerker likes an audience.
01:15I'm here for you.
01:16What are you two laughing about?
01:18We're trying to figure out some way to break up with Stuart's girlfriend.
01:21Why don't you just remind her she's dating Stuart?
01:33These attorneys take the impossible cases, kidnapping, domestic violence.
01:39Don't let the suits fool you.
01:40These lawyers aren't afraid to get dirty.
01:43These people are more concerned with covering their asses than kids getting burned and beaten.
01:47Family Law, CBS Monday.
01:50Tuesday night. Don't miss Dave's holiday broadcast for the troops in Bosnia.
01:54With this day at the base and Tom Hanks.
01:57Tuesday on Dave.
01:58Now your local news.
01:59Coming up, the flap over the Confederate flag goes on in Lake City.
02:03We'll have the latest.
02:04Plus, Katherine Harris gets a budget buster of a bill for presidential legal expenses.
02:09And they paid to hear music, but never expected the revealing performance they got.
02:14Nightbeat is next.
02:26There is a moment in the Olympics when a young skater takes his place at center ice.
02:34And in his eyes, you see the child who will soon become a man.
02:42And you realize that his mother is about to lose a son.
02:49And every mother in the world is about to gain one.
02:52The Olympic Winter Games return to CBS.
02:55Share a moment with the world.
02:58Dave delivers late night fun all this week with the Duchess of York, Robert Duvall, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Keaton and
03:04more.
03:04Now your local news.
03:06Next on Eyewitness News Nightbeat, a Southside mother says she wants to see her boyfriend put to death at the
03:12police state who killed her 3-year-old.
03:14These sisters were born at the same time, so why do doctors say they're not twins?
03:19And it was a nail-biter till the end.
03:21Sam's live in San Diego with a Super Bowl XXXII summary.
03:24Next.
03:35Stranded in a world beyond time.
03:37Where are we exactly?
03:39Dinotopia.
03:40It's not every day we get new arrivals.
03:42But within reach.
03:44The losers died off millions of years ago.
03:46Hallmark Entertainment and ABC present the story of two brothers.
03:51We have to get off this island.
03:52And a journey they never meant to take.
03:55I'm afraid your past life is gone.
03:58An amazing adventure.
04:00This is beautiful.
04:01They never expected.
04:03The Tyrannosaurus herd is destroying everything in its path and the Pteranodons are reaching all their traditional boundaries.
04:08Open your eyes.
04:09It's time for you to see.
04:11How's the dinosaurs seen?
04:13Open your heart.
04:15I think I might be in love with you.
04:16Open your mind.
04:17This will light the way.
04:18Only one week until the world premiere of the mega-series Dinotopia.
04:24You're almost there.
04:25Next Sunday, 7, 6 central on ABC.
04:30It's finally here.
04:31The Fear Factor couples finale.
04:33No.
04:34What will they do for one million bucks?
04:37Mmm.
04:37Then Dennis Humper guest stars on the hot new Las Vegas to track down a man who owes the casino
04:44four and a half million dollars.
04:46And on Average Joe 2, the fat suit episode is finally here.
04:50And somebody is going to pay.
04:53Oh, man.
04:54Fear Factor couples finale.
04:59There are only five new episodes of Friends left.
05:02And this Thursday, a family crisis sends Rachel into the arms of the one who's always been there.
05:09I just don't want to be alone tonight.
05:11What's next for Ross and Rachel?
05:14Then Will and Grace is now up to Friends with an all-new episode.
05:17Can I come too?
05:19With guest star Tracy Ullman.
05:20Don't be self-conscious around my prosthetic finger.
05:23As a chef who really cooks.
05:25Nothing.
05:26All you will embrace.
05:27Now after Friends.
05:28Thursday.
05:34Good things are happening.
05:41I go to town.
05:44I start to sing, yeah.
05:48Good things are happening.
05:54I think my mask is too big.
05:56No, it's the right size.
05:58Saturday.
05:59For me, that is.
06:00On the Bond Picture Show.
06:02There's no better place to be for explosive action.
06:04And there are no better agents to host than the cast of Alias.
06:08Nobody does it better than 007.
06:11I've got to keep out of watching the Greg James part.
06:13Go on and fascinate.
06:15You like him?
06:16Yes.
06:17James, behave yourself.
06:18From Russia with love.
06:20Saturday at 8, 7 central on ABC.
06:22You got it?
06:23Yes, I think so.
06:29Two years.
06:30We're outside the event.
06:32Tinseltown's been anxiously awaiting.
06:34And here they come.
06:35The NHL All-Star Game presented by Nextel.
06:37Saturday at 3 Eastern, noon Pacific on ABC.
06:40ABC Wednesday.
06:41She wants a fun family dinner.
06:42He wants to watch the big game.
06:43A choice so huge, it takes a full hour of primetime television.
06:46It's either Michael Jordan or me.
06:48Choose.
06:49Damon?
06:50Welcome to Toccahont.
06:51Now, will Damon find some way to get back home for the game?
06:55We better hurry up and just get our home.
06:56No, we're not.
06:57A new One Hour My Wife and Kids, followed by Drew.
06:59ABC Wednesday.
07:05You're watching KETV Channel 7 Omaha.
07:09More complete coverage.
07:11See Wednesday.
07:12This is going to be the coolest thing ever.
07:13It's America's funniest night on television.
07:15That's right.
07:16But the chick's digging.
07:17And you're cordially invited.
07:19What'd you bring me to wear?
07:20Here's the hat.
07:22Please tell me the bottom part is a tasteful pantsuit.
07:24So.
07:25Died.
07:30Later on the Tonight Show, Jake takes on the contenders, Christian Slater.
07:34Jake could have been a contender, but, well, he keeps chowing down with Emeril Lagasse.
07:38To the tunes of new food fighters.
07:40Hello, for this is next.
07:41I'm Randy Beamer.
07:42News 4 San Antonio starts now.
07:44He says he's retiring again.
07:47So what's Garth Brooks going to do with all...
07:49One week from Sunday, before you pick a new leader, we're going to pick him apart.
07:54Monica Lewinsky.
07:55It's Saturday Night Live's Presidential Bash 2000.
07:59Now get ready to be body slammed.
08:01A new Sunday primetime special.
08:04It's so big, only one word can describe it.
08:08Strategery.
08:10I'm voting for him.
08:12Saturday Night Live's all-new Presidential Bash 2000.
08:15One week from Sunday on NBC.
08:27You're still a slave.
08:28I could destroy you with a word.
08:30NBC presents mankind's greatest stories.
08:34From Adam and Eve to the Ten Commandments.
08:38You have the power to interpret your dreams.
08:40Yes.
08:41Every firstborn in the land shall die.
08:46In the beginning.
08:48NBC Sunday in two weeks.
08:50Now.
09:00When March starts a candy prohibition, Homer becomes a sugar smuggler.
09:04It's go time.
09:07And all new Simpsons.
09:10With guest star Ben Stillen at 8, 7 Central next Sunday.
09:14It's the hottest day of the year.
09:16Take this.
09:17Water flavor pops it.
09:18And Bernie's about to reach his boiling point.
09:21If we open the door, are we still punished?
09:24More punish.
09:25Okay.
09:26And all new Bernie Mac.
09:27Fox Wednesday.
09:28Stop Krims off today.
09:28Sorry.
09:29Hey.
09:29Hey.
09:29Hey.
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