00:00Sorry, don't be Norwegian.
00:02There it is.
00:02What are you talking about?
00:03I'm sorry.
00:05Rose Encounters is your favorite movie.
00:07Nights, Winner, and Dead.
00:08And yours is Mad Max.
00:09That's a user of things, right?
00:11That's a lot in life.
00:13It's not my favorite movie.
00:14Well, what is it then?
00:17Well, Wizard of Oz.
00:20What?
00:21Who are you, a five-year-old girl?
00:23Tell me, were there scary flying monkeys real?
00:24You don't have to like it, I like it.
00:26Yeah, maybe you shouldn't have told us that.
00:29I don't know.
00:30I don't know.
00:31I don't know.
00:58I don't know.
01:02Oh, that's safe.
01:13Look at that.
01:14All right, come on.
01:14Listen, this is before our parents don't want to move around.
01:16Sid, how much do you think they know about the fire?
01:20Who?
01:21Our parents, dumbass.
01:23How much sunlight do you think we got?
01:25What?
01:25Can we make it up there and back in time?
01:26Every time we bring up the fire, you change the subject.
01:28Doesn't matter.
01:29Just drop it.
01:29Whatever, all right?
01:31Whatever is right.
01:31I'm not a fucking shrink.
01:33Um, it's okay if we talk about something else.
01:35Remember when we went to Space Mountain?
01:37Yeah, but this is gonna be real.
01:40All right, come on.
01:41Let's just do this already.
01:42Hey, do you speak English?
01:44You know the language?
01:46You got English?
01:47It depends.
01:49You do?
01:50He speaks English.
01:51Could you take us up to the top of the mountain, please?
01:55The cafe up there burned down a few years ago, so go find a movie on TV or something.
02:01We missed all the cute waitresses and pretty tourists, but I'm married now, so who gives
02:07a shit?
02:07I give a shit.
02:09They had big tits and big, juicy shits.
02:12For you, they had hot chocolate and warm snacks.
02:16Warm snatch.
02:17You hear that, Devin?
02:18He didn't say that.
02:18He said snacks.
02:20Have you ever banged a hot tourist in the cable car?
02:22Oh, my God.
02:23You don't have to answer that, mister.
02:25You do.
02:25Every day.
02:29Yeah.
02:30You know what just got the Viking blood in you?
02:32They let their sons freeze.
02:36Instead of crawling into their mommy's beds.
02:39I don't crawl into my mommy's beds.
02:40He does, he does.
02:42We're waiting time.
02:44Can you take us up there?
02:45Shouldn't you be in school?
02:47Are your boys playing hoagie?
02:49Me?
02:50I'm playing hoagie.
02:51But if you're asking why we ain't in school, then that's a fire starter here.
02:56Why don't you shut up?
02:57No.
02:57Where are your parents?
02:58My mom and his dad are at the chateau.
03:00Listen to this guy.
03:02Shut up.
03:03They're at the sucky lodge, bruising it up.
03:06Oh, fuck.
03:07Whoa.
03:08How'd you do that?
03:10Benefits of coal mining.
03:12Come back tomorrow, okay?
03:14What?
03:15My wife's cooking my favorite tonight, so...
03:19Homemade meatballs and the best sauce you've ever tasted.
03:23Are you kidding me?
03:25Dude, take us out there.
03:26I'm sorry, boys.
03:27Jamie.
03:28Jamie, you're right.
03:30Ivan Björk.
03:31Ivan Jerk.
03:32I love it.
03:33Björk.
03:34Jerk.
03:35Sid.
03:36Sid Baker.
03:37Hi, Sid.
03:38Hi.
03:40Dude, what are you?
03:41Shorty Chan?
03:42What the fuck?
03:44What did I just watch?
03:46Nice to see you.
03:47Are you glad?
03:48Devon Robbins.
03:49Fantastic.
03:50Okay.
03:51Are you kidding me?
03:51Enjoy.
03:52I'm never gonna be in Norway again.
03:54Never.
03:54If you saw my wife, you would understand.
04:01Come on, guys.
04:02We should go anyway.
04:03Oh, God.
04:04Such bullshit.
04:04Okay.
04:05Let me take a picture of you and you can bullshit your friends you went to the top, okay?
04:09Come on.
04:10Stand in front of the gondolen.
04:11That's not...
04:11Fuck's sake.
04:13Okay, so...
04:14With this camera...
04:15Just stand in front of the gondolen, okay?
04:18The what?
04:18The what?
04:19It's a cable car.
04:20A cable car.
04:21A cable car.
04:22A gondola man.
04:23Okay, smile.
04:24You're at the top.
04:25It's been fantastic.
04:26One, two, three, cheese.
04:28Ow.
04:29What are you doing?
04:29You're heavy.
04:29The worst smile I've ever seen.
04:31You're not happy.
04:32There you are.
04:32You could've just taken us up way better.
04:35I wish I could.
04:36Try John.
04:37This country fucking sucks, man.
04:39I tell you, I don't know how The Clash managed to play Nori.
04:43I was at that show.
04:45Who, you?
04:46Yeah, me.
04:47Hell yeah.
04:48No way.
04:48You like The Clash?
04:49Fucking love The Clash.
04:50Yeah.
04:51I've got the buns and everything.
04:56Okay, then.
04:56Come on, guys!
04:59You were actually there?
05:00Yeah.
05:00That's so cool.
05:02I did it!
05:03I did it!
05:04I did it!
05:05So, now we can go.
05:06Come on.
05:07Oh, yeah!
05:08Come on, come on.
05:09This is so cool.
05:11Andrian?
05:13Okay, I'll take the guys up on the next tour.
05:16And then I'll take Stine with the same one.
05:19So, you can just put the buttons and wait for the car.
05:22I don't know.
05:22Guys, look.
05:23The balance is up.
05:25Huh?
05:26This is TV radio.
05:28Does it work?
05:29Does it work?
05:30Probably not.
05:30Let's see someone.
05:32Hey!
05:33Don't touch that.
05:34Is this a little work on?
05:35I've had to leave them.
05:36We decided to give me this picture.
05:38No, we didn't!
05:38You can stand there and get ready.
05:41Come on!
05:44You're the one missing out, not having it.
05:46No.
05:51I'm just gonna give you a chance to work on this moment.
05:54We'll be so quick.
05:55Bye-bye, Mr. Twain!
05:57Yes!
05:58Bye!
05:59That's my friend.
06:07Does this thing go any faster?
06:09Nope.
06:10It's not the roller coaster.
06:13my parents are probably
06:15how is this thing moving
06:18I'm just a babysitter for tourists like you
06:21did you hear that
06:22he's got his hands for you to squeeze on big titties
06:25look mom
06:27no hands
06:27come on guys
06:30sorry my friends are so immature
06:33that's it right
06:34I like titties
06:36oh
06:36can we go there
06:40Ruth
06:40yeah sure
06:41yeah you want to just stand on the
06:43yeah yeah
06:48of course not
06:50you'll die
06:53but please we'll be really
06:54let me take a picture
06:56let me take a picture
06:57you want to take a picture
06:58yeah
06:58okay try to take a decent one at least
07:01you guys look a bit scary
07:04doesn't look authentic
07:07do you think we can get a
07:09picture with you
07:10so we can kind of prove that we were in a way
07:13sure
07:14come on
07:15okay
07:16you're at the front
07:17smile
07:19I even smile
07:20I even smile you're ruining that picture
07:23oh
07:26the flash man
07:29hey guys
07:30ready for this
07:43excuse me
07:44that's mine
07:44I know
07:45you pay for that
07:45give it in there
07:49can I please have that back
07:50this is illegal
07:51give it in back
07:51oh hang on
07:53oh hang on
07:54oh hang on
07:56I like Mr. Royman
07:59yeah
08:01yeah
08:02yeah
08:03yeah
08:04yeah
08:09I like Mr. Royman
08:14yeah
08:14yeah
08:15we got
08:15and I we talked a little bit
08:17and
08:18we'll cover it
08:19it's just like
08:22yeah
08:23let me know
08:33I'm running and calling to the zombies of this
08:37Can only now, enjoy another breath
08:41I'm running and calling, and I don't want to shout
08:44But while we were talking, I saw you know now
08:48I'm running and calling, we ain't got no hype
08:51Except when I run, with the yellow who we are
08:55I'm running and calling, the song's on me
08:58And it's just a brand new
09:00The way it is going, a nuclear power
09:04But I have no fear
09:09I'm running by the river
09:27You okay? Are you okay?
09:31Okay, what the fuck just happened?
09:33Okay, what the fuck?
09:38Oh, oh, oh, oh
09:41It's okay, it's okay
09:43Oi, Oven
09:44Relax, that's okay
09:45What's that made to happen?
09:48Hello, Andreas, are you there from Neles?
09:51Hello, hello, hello, are you there from Neles?
09:53Shut the fuck up
09:54What the fuck are you there?
09:56Well, Oven, what was it?
09:59No one home
10:00That's alright, don't touch it
10:02Have a beer
10:02Hey, relax, relax, relax
10:04What do you mean?
10:04Relax
10:05Relax
10:05Relax
10:05You
10:06You
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