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00:04:18Então, isso é a Delta Pi Sorority.
00:04:22Eu ouvi que você estava me meeting,
00:04:24mesmo que você não tem a casa.
00:04:26Eu diria que isso shows resolve.
00:04:28Eu diria que isso shows resolve.
00:04:30É pathetic!
00:04:33Não só isso, é unfair.
00:04:35Especialmente quando você considera
00:04:36quantos de casas as fraternidades têm.
00:04:38Am I right, ladies?
00:04:39Sim.
00:04:42Stirling College sempre oferece mais oportunidades
00:04:44para os seus alunos de jovens.
00:04:45Você realmente acha que você e sua
00:04:48quote-unquote sorority
00:04:49podem overturnar 50 anos de história?
00:04:54Sim, eu tenho.
00:04:58Eu estava esperando que você disse isso.
00:05:03Gente,
00:05:05hoje você entraram
00:05:07um elite brotherhood
00:05:08estabelecido por nossos fundadores
00:05:10em 1963.
00:05:12Just as Stirling College
00:05:14é conhecido como a Cradle of Awesome,
00:05:17Alphahouse é conhecido como a
00:05:18place where Awesome
00:05:19vai para os seus alunos
00:05:21Agora,
00:05:22você está listo
00:05:23para o tradição
00:05:24da fraternidade?
00:05:25Se sim,
00:05:26eu ouvi que você seja
00:05:27sim.
00:05:27Sim!
00:05:28Sim!
00:05:30Sim!
00:05:31Sim!
00:05:32Sim!
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00:05:40Acompanhacheck.?
00:05:43Acompanhaallerga Acompanhaje
00:05:46Tom Manow
00:05:48e o Nego
00:05:50Take 2
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00:06:12I'm sorry, Mr. Kroger.
00:06:14Am I interrupting something?
00:06:16Of course not.
00:06:18Always an honor to be visited by our associate dean.
00:06:21I see you are inducting a fresh batch of perverts, drunks, and future felons.
00:06:27How fortuitous that I've found you on a very accepting frame of mind.
00:06:32You thinking about pledging?
00:06:33It's really flattering, but unfortunately we're about at capacity for the year.
00:06:37Though the peace offering with the strippers was not a bad move.
00:06:40I see they went for the naughty bookworm look.
00:06:43What, you couldn't throw in at least one sexy cop?
00:06:45You see, this is why I'm here.
00:06:47For too long, Alpha House has been a bastion for sex drugs.
00:06:52Stop it, stop, stop it!
00:06:54It's not a good thing!
00:06:55It's everything that's wrong with Sterling College!
00:07:00But we are going to transform it into a shining example of everything that Sterling College has to offer.
00:07:06Opportunity, diversity, equality.
00:07:10Yeah, can you get to the point? I'm sobering up over here.
00:07:14Gentlemen, meet your new brothers.
00:07:17Hello, boys.
00:07:18Hey.
00:07:19As of tonight, I am making Alpha House officially co-ed.
00:07:25No, you can't.
00:07:26I can.
00:07:27And I did.
00:07:29Dean Bungler would never approve of this.
00:07:31Oh, I doubt Dean Bungler would give approval to such a dramatic change to his old fraternity.
00:07:37But luckily, fraternity matters fall under the purview of the associate Dean, which is me.
00:07:46This is bullshit!
00:07:53What's your name, Potty Mouth?
00:07:55Cameron.
00:07:56Is there something on your feeble mind, Cameron?
00:07:58You can't just change a frat like this. This isn't fair.
00:08:01And having a sorority without a house is.
00:08:04Excellent return, Renee.
00:08:06It's not fair to the girls.
00:08:08It's still a frat.
00:08:09You can bring a bunch of girls in here, but they're going to have to live with a bunch of
00:08:12guys.
00:08:12Fair to make them live in that kind of environment?
00:08:16Hmm. Excellent point, Cameron's friend.
00:08:20Zach, don't care.
00:08:22With Alpha House being co-ed, it is governed by state and federal laws which forbid anyone
00:08:29from making a member of the opposite sex feel harassed, disenfranchised, or otherwise uncomfortable.
00:08:38It means you horndogs will dial down the debauchery.
00:08:43Significantly.
00:08:45How significantly?
00:08:47This place is going to make the Mormon tabernacle look like Mardi Gras.
00:08:52Everybody will be on their best behavior, or else you're out.
00:08:58Out of Alpha House?
00:08:59Out of Alpha House.
00:09:02Out of Sterling College.
00:09:04Poop! Out of luck!
00:09:07Ladies.
00:09:10Why don't you go make yourselves at home?
00:09:14Girls?
00:09:16Can someone please buy some air freshener?
00:09:25This is a disaster.
00:09:29I'm out of here.
00:09:31Where are you going?
00:09:33Sorry, dudes.
00:09:34How's the only everyone's stupid frat for the booze and the coos?
00:09:36Dude, what about brotherhood?
00:09:37What about never letting the party die?
00:09:39Dude, look around.
00:09:41The party's dead.
00:09:42I should be elbows deep in co-ed trim right now, instead of watching these delta potty lesbos
00:09:47turn our front door into a chastity belt.
00:09:51Adios, losers.
00:09:54Oh.
00:09:54Oh, no.
00:09:55Enjoy your castration.
00:09:57Come on, seriously, guys.
00:09:59Wait, what?
00:10:00Get.
00:10:02Bye-bye.
00:10:04Oh.
00:10:05Well, looks like you're the de facto president, potty mouth.
00:10:11Congrats.
00:10:12All right, listen up.
00:10:13This is how it's going to work.
00:10:14You two are going to divide up the house equally.
00:10:17I'm putting this on both your shoulders.
00:10:19Got it?
00:10:20Got it.
00:10:21Good.
00:10:23So this is how it's going to work.
00:10:25You guys are going to get the rooms in the back, and we'll get the rooms in the front.
00:10:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:29You're talking to the acting alpha house president here, okay?
00:10:33If anybody decides who gets what rooms, it's me.
00:10:37Okay, so what do you suggest?
00:10:40Girls in the front, guys in the back.
00:10:42And you can share your room with me.
00:10:45I'll pass.
00:10:46How many bathrooms are in this hellhole?
00:10:47Two upstairs, one down here.
00:10:49We each get one upstairs.
00:10:51The one downstairs is for guests.
00:10:52And the living room and the kitchen are common areas.
00:10:55Does that work for you?
00:10:56Yes.
00:10:57Make it so.
00:10:58Right.
00:11:02Who's that?
00:11:03I am not sure, but I think she wants to fuck me.
00:11:08That's not going to happen.
00:11:10Oh, yeah.
00:11:10We'll see about that, sweetie.
00:11:16Melanie?
00:11:17Zach.
00:11:19Oh, my God.
00:11:20What are you doing here?
00:11:22I just transferred.
00:11:23I was over at state last semester.
00:11:25Well, hello there, Melanie.
00:11:28Cameron.
00:11:29Wow.
00:11:30Didn't miss that.
00:11:32Melanie, upstairs now.
00:11:33We're having a meeting.
00:11:34Okay.
00:11:36Well, I guess I'll be seeing you around the house then.
00:11:40Yeah, I guess so.
00:11:46This place is repulsive.
00:11:48Is that a used condom?
00:11:51Oh.
00:11:55Ladies, please.
00:11:56I know these aren't the best of arrangements.
00:11:59And no matter what those cavemen downstairs think,
00:12:01this place is just as much ours as it is theirs.
00:12:04The road is going to be rough.
00:12:06It's going to be dirty.
00:12:07And occasionally we'll have a used condom in it.
00:12:10But we can do this.
00:12:13Sisters on three.
00:12:17One, two, three.
00:12:19This is bullshit.
00:12:20All right?
00:12:20We can't have chicks living here.
00:12:23Yeah, I totally agree.
00:12:25You know that brunette?
00:12:27Yo, I'd love to get her Canadian swirl
00:12:29and a boy at Bronco on four flat tires.
00:12:32Dude, what?
00:12:33Makes zero sense, dude.
00:12:35Look, guys, this is our house.
00:12:37Those girls are invaders in our territory.
00:12:39Cameron and I, we've wanted to be Elvis for as long as I can remember.
00:12:42And I'm not throwing that dream down the shitter because of some chicks.
00:12:45Yeah, me too, dude.
00:12:46But my dream did not include a pussy embargo.
00:12:49Guys, you're missing the bigger picture here.
00:12:51Did you see the talent that just walked into this house?
00:12:54At this moment, the rooms directly above our heads
00:12:57are being stocked with some pretty decent, great inventory.
00:13:01This house is basically just a Costco full of Vag, right?
00:13:05And if we play our cards right,
00:13:06we might be getting some free samples.
00:13:08Besides, how bad can it be living with girls?
00:13:11Yeah.
00:13:20What's going on?
00:13:21They're cleaning.
00:13:23Nice work, ladies.
00:13:27What the fuck do you think you're doing?
00:13:29Just because you're comfortable living like pigs
00:13:31doesn't mean we have to be here.
00:13:34They're cleaning.
00:13:35They're cleaning.
00:13:51Now, the products of mischief
00:13:52is where they're cleaning with cars
00:13:53I mean I don't really care hi to you!
00:13:54It's weird that I need a acting
00:13:57and can't get any梱 away my focus
00:13:59Tchau, tchau.
00:14:39Tchau, tchau.
00:14:59Tchau, tchau, tchau.
00:15:03Tchau, tchau.
00:16:01Tchau, tchau.
00:16:03Tchau, tchau.
00:16:09Tchau, tchau.
00:16:14You know, these paint fumes are making me kind of dizzy.
00:16:17Oh, yeah, me too.
00:16:20You want to get out of here?
00:16:23Definitely.
00:16:25Okay.
00:16:28Okay.
00:16:46You want to get out of here?
00:16:54You want to get out of here?
00:16:58You want to get out of here?
00:17:08You want to get out of here?
00:17:14No.
00:17:15What happened?
00:17:16I caught Jersey Shore here staring at me through my bedroom door.
00:17:19Whoa, kiss my taint, all right?
00:17:21I am way cooler than those Jersey Shore douchebags.
00:17:23I'm taking this to Marshall.
00:17:24Whoa, okay, pause right there, all right?
00:17:27Nobody has to take anything to Dean Marshall.
00:17:30How about you promise to stay in your part of the house and we'll promise to stay in ours?
00:17:34But we get the basement, okay?
00:17:37You guys got to go all fucking Martha Stewart on the rest of the house.
00:17:39We get one place that's just ours, just like we like it.
00:17:43Deal?
00:17:44If I catch you looking at me again, I'm turning your balls into a keychain.
00:17:49Is that a promise?
00:17:51No!
00:17:53I love her.
00:17:55I love her.
00:17:56Dude, what?
00:18:01I'm taking this place over.
00:18:03Then what the fuck are we doing about it?
00:18:05Because I am one ass hair away from leaving.
00:18:12We do what we do best.
00:18:14And that would be?
00:18:15We be guys.
00:18:17We do everything we can to run the Deltas out of this place and back into the lecture hall they
00:18:20came from.
00:18:21And then we take Alpha House back for ourselves.
00:18:23What about Marshall's big plan?
00:18:25What's he going to do about it if they leave voluntarily?
00:18:27But what about the bitchy one?
00:18:29Leave her to me.
00:18:31You boys ready for this?
00:18:34Oh, yeah.
00:18:35Good.
00:18:36We started sunup.
00:18:44Let's go.
00:18:49Get out.
00:18:50No shirt.
00:18:50No.
00:18:56Wake up.
00:19:05Listen up, recruits.
00:19:06As acting president of Alpha House, it is my responsibility, strike that, my pleasure, to ensure that you have the
00:19:14proper induction in this most honorable institution.
00:19:18Being an Alpha is a goddamn privilege.
00:19:21It's a goddamn privilege.
00:19:22Yeah.
00:19:22And like any privilege, it's earned through hard work.
00:19:25Isn't that right, gentlemen?
00:19:27Hoorah!
00:19:28Give me a break.
00:19:29New recruits will ask for permission before speaking to the president.
00:19:32Speak to this.
00:19:36What is your name, recruit?
00:19:38Kelly Kramer.
00:19:39Hmm.
00:19:40Do you have a middle name?
00:19:41Fuck off.
00:19:42Hmm.
00:19:43Pretty.
00:19:44People call you K2?
00:19:45Nobody calls me K2.
00:19:46Here's the deal, K2.
00:19:49Just as generations of alphas before you, you and your little fembots here are going to have to endure some
00:19:55minor inconveniences.
00:19:58To demonstrate you are worthy for a spot in this house.
00:20:04If any of you can't handle it, you are welcome to leave.
00:20:10Bring it, shit weasel.
00:20:12Play your little games.
00:20:14Get that frat bullshit out of your system.
00:20:16But guess what?
00:20:17We're still going to be here.
00:20:19Are we done?
00:20:21You are dismissed.
00:20:23Whatever.
00:20:24Girls.
00:20:27That didn't go as planned.
00:20:28No, it did not.
00:20:30They have to leave?
00:20:32Oh, they will.
00:20:35I have a plan.
00:20:48Excuse me, Laney.
00:20:49Hey!
00:20:50I'm so sorry.
00:20:51Dude, we're watching that.
00:20:53We're watching this now.
00:20:54Oh, God.
00:20:57And this is how they pay for college.
00:21:00Oh.
00:21:01All right, K2, you got the choice between every hole filled with cock, Brazilian whores in Vegas.
00:21:05Looks like that won an award.
00:21:07Or white men can hop.
00:21:09Oh, sorry.
00:21:10Don't have a TV in my room.
00:21:11Oh.
00:21:12No problem.
00:21:12Boys!
00:21:14Good to go, boss.
00:21:15Good.
00:21:15Thank you.
00:21:16All right.
00:21:17White men can hop at this.
00:21:20All right, let's get those titties bouncing.
00:21:22Nice.
00:21:26Home movie?
00:21:27Uh, sorry.
00:21:29It's part of, you know.
00:21:32It's all right.
00:21:33Hey, I might even learn a thing or two.
00:21:36I, uh, gotta go.
00:21:45This is not why I joined your stupid sorority.
00:21:49Change is never easy, Renee.
00:21:50But we're not about to let some smutty videos break us.
00:21:55We will persevere.
00:21:57Hello, ladies.
00:21:59Have we got a treat for you.
00:22:01And other shirts.
00:22:02What is this?
00:22:03Oh, well, we thought that the house could use a little more solidarity.
00:22:06So, what each and every one of you is going to do is think of the sluttiest thing you've ever
00:22:11done on a first date,
00:22:12write it on the shirt, and wear it to dinner.
00:22:14What?
00:22:14No.
00:22:15Why not?
00:22:16Come on.
00:22:16We're doing it, too.
00:22:18See?
00:22:19Solidarity.
00:22:20Yes.
00:22:20Besides, president's orders.
00:22:22Right, Cam?
00:22:23Fuck you, daddy.
00:22:24See you all at dinner.
00:22:25Fine.
00:22:28I'm not doing this.
00:22:30Yes, you are.
00:22:31We all are.
00:22:32Think of all the women who have stood up for what they believe is right.
00:22:35Elizabeth Blackwell.
00:22:37Susan B. Anthony.
00:22:38Snecky!
00:22:41If those women could endure all they had to go through, surely we can endure this.
00:22:48Right, ladies?
00:22:50All of you, start writing.
00:22:53And be truthful.
00:22:55We wouldn't want to compromise our integrity.
00:23:02Jessica.
00:23:03I said, be truthful.
00:23:06Oh, shit.
00:23:19I've been around the block too many times to say.
00:23:23I made these for you.
00:23:43God, dude, I don't know what the fuck this is.
00:23:45Oh, relax.
00:23:46Right?
00:23:47I am on it.
00:23:54It's working.
00:23:56All right, Tiddy Cam number one.
00:23:58It's ready for its broadcast day.
00:24:00Sweet.
00:24:01Let's roll.
00:24:06Party carefully.
00:24:15Well, you see me hanging on the bar, and I'm looking like a movie star now.
00:24:27Perfection.
00:24:28And you, you like the way I build my jeans, and you, you like the way my gold tooth gleams.
00:24:42I get a sense of your attraction.
00:24:48But you might want to play a different course of action.
00:24:54Cause I'm trash.
00:24:56Yeah, I'm trash.
00:24:58Somebody help me cause I'm wet on my ass.
00:25:01I'm trash.
00:25:02Yeah, I'm trash.
00:25:04Somebody help me cause I'm ready to crash.
00:25:07I'm more than luck, and I'm more than cash now.
00:25:13No, no, no, no, no, no, hold it.
00:25:20Still another one.
00:25:29Jackpot.
00:25:30Oh, I don't want to go to flight class today.
00:25:33Hey, how was history yesterday?
00:25:35Fuck, the feminist movement.
00:25:37Turn around, turn around.
00:25:39Oh, they make the Disney princesses seem like they're bad.
00:25:44I mean, hello, they get everything they wanted.
00:25:47What the fuck is that?
00:25:48Bitch, what?
00:25:49Hey, did you see that?
00:25:51Asshole!
00:25:57Zach, Zach, you gotta check out this photo shoot.
00:26:00It's totally epic.
00:26:01Maybe later, guys.
00:26:03Titties.
00:26:05I don't know what's wrong.
00:26:09Hey there.
00:26:10Spot!
00:26:11Can a guy get some...
00:26:12Oh.
00:26:15Hi.
00:26:17Studying, huh?
00:26:19Trying to.
00:26:20Just like old times.
00:26:21You remember our first date?
00:26:24Seventh grade.
00:26:26After school, you asked me to meet you.
00:26:28In the library.
00:26:30Right.
00:26:31You said you wanted me to help you with your history assignment, but I seem to remember what
00:26:35you really wanted was to feel my boobs.
00:26:38Under their sweater, over the bra, if I remember correctly.
00:26:40Oh, you remember.
00:26:43So, what are you studying now?
00:26:47History.
00:26:48Hmm, you don't say.
00:26:52I'll let you get to it.
00:27:01We should shower again from our office.
00:27:03Yeah, it's so much fun.
00:27:05It's good for the environment.
00:27:06It is.
00:27:07I know.
00:27:07We're sleeping together.
00:27:08Helping bunnies.
00:27:09Yeah.
00:27:12Son of a bitch!
00:27:15Son of a bitch!
00:27:23Do you have to be such an asshole?
00:27:25I think you mean President Asshole.
00:27:31I'm taking this to the Dean.
00:27:33Y'all would love to get her an Alabama Hot Pocket.
00:27:36I have no idea what that means.
00:27:38I'll tell you about it later.
00:27:39Stop.
00:27:40Stop me.
00:27:41Stop.
00:27:45Stop.
00:27:46You're serious.
00:27:47Well, now you're just flirting with me academically, aren't you?
00:27:49No, seriously, those are impressive numbers.
00:27:53I'm on the phone!
00:27:55I'm going to lunch.
00:27:56Be back by one.
00:27:58By three.
00:28:00Yes, yes.
00:28:01Well, I look forward to speaking about Virgin Mary much more as well.
00:28:07Yes, yes, Alpha House Project is moving forward.
00:28:10Students are getting along.
00:28:12No, no, no, no, no complaints.
00:28:14And, uh, if there are, there's always provision 13.
00:28:23Listen, if we have to use it, we most definitely will.
00:28:28Listen up, ladies.
00:28:29The game has changed.
00:28:30Before you know it, we're going to have this house all to ourselves.
00:28:33How?
00:28:34Like this.
00:28:37What are you doing?
00:28:39What we have to do to take this house.
00:28:41Saddle up, girls.
00:28:43It's time to blow some minds.
00:28:54Hey, Cameron.
00:28:55Hey.
00:28:56Hey, what's up, K2?
00:28:58Um, I just really wanted to apologize for the way I've been acting lately.
00:29:02Really?
00:29:03Yeah, you know, I know it must be weird being forced to live with a bunch of women.
00:29:07and it's a lot to take in all at once.
00:29:09Yeah, it's cool.
00:29:10We've been having fun.
00:29:12Yeah, totally.
00:29:13Us too.
00:29:15Anyways, the girls and I wanted to offer you a kind of peace offering.
00:29:18Oh, a peace offering?
00:29:20Yeah, you know, with all the trouble we've caused you, it's the least we can do.
00:29:26So, dinner tonight at the house?
00:29:30On us?
00:29:30Sure, sounds good.
00:29:32Perfect.
00:29:33I'll see you then.
00:29:34And remember to dress nice.
00:29:36We've got something really special planned.
00:29:38Alright.
00:29:39See ya.
00:29:40Okay, bye.
00:29:47God.
00:30:03Good evening, gentlemen.
00:30:05We, your Alpha Sisters, would like to thank you for welcoming us so warmly into your home.
00:30:10As a token of our gratitude, we prepared a very special meal for you tonight.
00:30:14One I think you'll remember for a long time.
00:30:22Please, take a seat.
00:30:36Woo!
00:30:38Woo!
00:30:40Woo!
00:30:42Woo!
00:30:42Woo!
00:30:43Woo!
00:30:43Woo!
00:30:43Woo!
00:30:45Woo!
00:30:47I'momie!
00:30:57I don't know about you all fellas, but I am famished.
00:31:03High five.
00:31:11Time for stage two.
00:31:17Yes, Associate Dean Marshall, please.
00:31:24Don't you like what you see?
00:31:26Everything looks delicious.
00:31:29And how does it sell?
00:31:34Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:31:39Don't do it!
00:31:41Don't do it!
00:31:42Don't do it!
00:31:42Don't do it!
00:31:44Damn, damn!
00:31:46Nice place!
00:31:50Don't do it!
00:31:59Do you have any wasabi?
00:32:27Bangorang!
00:32:28Oh my God.
00:32:32Oh my God.
00:32:36Oh my God.
00:32:38Oh my God.
00:32:38Dude, they're just boobs, man.
00:32:40No, no, no, no.
00:32:41He's choking.
00:32:42Oh my God.
00:32:43Everybody relax.
00:32:45Oh my God.
00:32:47Oh my God.
00:32:49Oh my God.
00:32:54Are you okay?
00:32:55Look at my face, asshole.
00:32:58What is going on?
00:33:02Oh.
00:33:23I'd say I was disappointed, but doesn't quite cover it.
00:33:27Oh, a gasp.
00:33:28Crest falling.
00:33:29Disgrace.
00:33:29Irate.
00:33:29Disrespecting.
00:33:30Melancholy.
00:33:30Pissed off.
00:33:31I think doesn't.
00:33:32It's a good one.
00:33:33Sure.
00:33:34Because of your antics and heinous treatment of sushi, I've been forced to expel members
00:33:40of your fraternity for indecency and fraternization.
00:33:43And I particularly expected more from you, Miss Kramer.
00:33:45Me too.
00:33:46Shut up, potty mouth.
00:33:48I'm so sorry, sir.
00:33:49It won't happen again.
00:33:51Good.
00:33:52Because I will not hesitate to put each and every one of you out on the street if you cannot
00:34:00follow the rules.
00:34:06That is all.
00:34:12Baker's gone.
00:34:14No.
00:34:14So what?
00:34:15Were you dying?
00:34:16We were just getting started.
00:34:17We dial it up a notch.
00:34:19We just can't get caught in the process.
00:34:24One man eliminated.
00:34:25But now, we've lost two of our own.
00:34:30That was sloppy.
00:34:31From now on, we play smarter.
00:34:33We play harder.
00:34:35We can't afford to have any more casualties.
00:34:44That's awesome.
00:34:49Buddy?
00:34:50You sure it's gonna work?
00:34:51Dude, please.
00:34:53I switched to do these this morning.
00:34:56Well, this is going to be educational.
00:35:06Good afternoon.
00:35:08My presentation is on Pompeii.
00:35:10Pompeii.
00:35:13In 79 AD, the Italian city of Pompeii was destroyed by the sudden and devastating eruption of Mount
00:35:20Vesuvius.
00:35:23For centuries before its ruin, however, Pompeii was a thriving metropolis.
00:35:28A place of wealth and abundance.
00:35:31In fact, its citizens produced works of art, dance, and music still admirable today.
00:35:37You don't say.
00:35:40Thanks.
00:35:43Little do the people know that danger is lurking in the peaks and mountains nearby.
00:35:53No, no, no, no!
00:35:58Don't move.
00:36:00Oh, my God!
00:36:05Oh, my God!
00:36:07Ah! Ah!
00:36:11Ah!
00:36:12Ah!
00:36:13Você disse!
00:36:14Você matou os filhos e os filhos de filhos!
00:36:18Ah! Come on!
00:36:27Ah!
00:36:28Ah!
00:36:34So, Abby seems to think you guys had something to do with her presentation earlier.
00:36:40Uh, I assure you we had nothing to do with the destruction of Pompeii.
00:36:45Whatever.
00:36:48I'm sorry that Edgar got kicked out last night.
00:36:51Yeah. Same about Jessica and Katie.
00:36:56Who would have thought that Associate Dean Douchebag was actually a man of his word?
00:37:00I'm still not sure why he showed up at that exact moment though.
00:37:05Just bad luck, I guess.
00:37:07Hey.
00:37:08Do you remember that night in high school when we were in Johnny Peterson's basement
00:37:13and you threw up all over his coffee table?
00:37:16Oh, yes.
00:37:18I told his mom I was sick with the flu.
00:37:20Did not have the heart to tell her that we got into his dad's liquor.
00:37:23Yeah, I drank you under the table that night.
00:37:25What?
00:37:26I'm just saying, you are kind of a lightweight.
00:37:29Oh, really?
00:37:30Really.
00:37:31Really.
00:37:32Really.
00:37:35Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Sip or Strip.
00:37:39The rules are simple.
00:37:40You flip this coin and call it in the air.
00:37:42Get it right, you take a shot.
00:37:43Get it wrong, you remove an article of clothing and take a shot.
00:37:47Okay.
00:37:48If you pass out or end up naked, you're out.
00:37:51The last man...
00:37:54Uh...
00:37:54...or woman...
00:37:56...standing...
00:37:57...wins the game.
00:37:59There are no prizes.
00:38:00This is simply a challenge to determine the better sex.
00:38:03Are you ready?
00:38:04Yeah!
00:38:05I said, are you fucking ready?
00:38:07I said, are you ready?
00:38:09You're ready.
00:38:11I said, are you ready?
00:38:12Let the games begin.
00:38:16Oh!
00:38:17No!
00:38:20No!
00:38:22No!
00:38:23No!
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00:38:27No!
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