00:14Kelly went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:24Okay, let's find us.
00:36Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. No spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:00Let's go!
01:01Woohoo!
01:04Connor! Connor! Connor!
01:14Let's go!
01:15Woohoo!
01:16Let's go!
01:18Let's go, Eagles! Let's go!
01:21Let's go, Eagles! Let's go!
01:23Let's go, Eagles!
01:28Brad, stop showing off! Catch it!
01:30Relax. I got you.
01:35Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad!
01:40Come on! Tessa, did you see that?
01:42Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson, the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Dating either one of them is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:52Yeah, that's why half of the students are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert, not a high school football game.
02:00Touchdown!
02:01Woo!
02:03Yes!
02:04Woo!
02:05Woo!
02:12Woo!
02:15Woo!
02:17Woo!
02:18Woo!
02:19Woo!
02:24No, I- uh, uh-
02:26Damn! This is so awkward.
02:42I don't have time for this.
02:54Connor should be more like Brad.
02:56The crowd loves him, and he loves them right back.
02:59He's a narcissist.
03:00I mean, he thinks he's better than everyone.
03:02Come on, let's go.
03:11Oh, look.
03:12The creepy crawlies are out.
03:14Dreaming about guys that could never get within their wildest dreams.
03:17As if.
03:24What?
03:27You know, you can't just stand here and be rude and act like you're better than everyone.
03:32Babe.
03:33Better?
03:34I don't just think I'm better.
03:35I am better.
03:38Didn't you see the rankings?
03:40I'm the popular queen.
03:42And you?
03:43You're the undateable nerd.
03:47Penny, it's fine.
03:49And they're just being rude.
03:50Let's go.
03:51What did you say?
03:53What did you say?
04:00Oh!
04:02Oh!
04:06Oh!
04:07Oh!
04:07Oh!
04:07Tessa!
04:07Just because you're a vatic whatever doesn't mean anything.
04:11Kaylee rules the school.
04:13Don't you forget it.
04:15You're nothing but a last piece loser.
04:26No!
04:27That's it!
04:29I'm sick and tired of this imperial monarchy BS.
04:33What are you gonna do?
04:39I'm...
04:40I'm gonna change.
04:42Yeah.
04:43I'm gonna get to the top of that stupid list.
04:46I'm sick and tired of Kelly's stupid rules.
04:50I'm gonna rewrite them.
04:51But what are you gonna do?
04:57First is dating one of the boys at the top.
05:02Who's your target?
05:07Which one's your target?
05:09At least not Connor.
05:11No.
05:11Not Connor.
05:15But bread's sweet to everyone.
05:21That's it.
05:22Brad's my target.
05:24I'm so excited.
05:25So what's your plan?
05:27First step.
05:29Sexy photo.
05:31Right?
05:32Got it.
05:33Okay, so you take the sexy pic and I'll get Brad's number.
05:36Okay.
05:40Okay, tell me if this is too much.
05:43Yes, it's perfect, it's perfect.
05:45Are you sure?
05:46Yes, yes.
05:46Okay.
05:48Ready?
05:49Yes.
05:50Go.
05:54Oh my god.
05:55Oh my god.
05:55This is time.
06:13Shhh.
06:20Is that him?
06:22What are you saying?
06:24What are you saying?
06:25What are you saying?
06:26What are you saying?
06:27Mysterious.
06:28What's next?
06:31You'll find out.
06:33If you.
06:36If you.
06:39What do I say next?
06:41What do I say next?
06:42I have the highest GPA and I don't even know how to send a text.
06:46Maybe if you say please.
06:58What do you say to you?
07:07What is your case?
07:07We in the boys locker room after school time!
07:09No!
07:12Brad said yes.
07:13Oh my gosh.
07:15I guess guys aren't as hard as calculus.
07:17Once I land this date with Brad, I'm rewriting Kelly's rules.
07:22She's done.
07:34Check this out.
07:35The girl that's ranked last in the popularity rankings,
07:37she asked for her number.
07:39She just gave her some random digits.
07:43Dope!
07:45For real though, I'm kind of curious.
07:47How cringe can a straight up bottom nerd get?
07:51Look bro, it's this one.
07:52Oh my god!
07:54The glasses!
07:55The grandmas!
07:56Oh shit!
07:57Oh fuck!
07:58My eyes!
08:00Get that shit away from me.
08:10What the hell did you say?
08:12I said you really do have bad eyesight.
08:15That's why in the game there was a perfect pass.
08:17But you didn't see the two defenders coming up behind you.
08:19No, no, no.
08:20That was an accident, okay?
08:23Hey, what the hell does that have to do with this anyway?
08:25Okay, on the field, you only see the end zone.
08:27Not the risk.
08:29And now you're mocking someone you don't even know
08:30because she doesn't fit your shallow fucking beauty standard!
08:33You're really gonna start some shit over some nerd, Connor?
08:36Have you lost your mind?
08:38It's not about her.
08:39It's the fact that you're talking shit behind some girl's back.
08:42It's pathetic.
08:49So fucking angry I almost peed myself.
08:56Cheer up, Tessa.
08:58Let's not ruin tonight.
09:00We need to make a good impression.
09:15Linda.
09:16Darlene.
09:19Tessa.
09:20Hi.
09:20Welcome home.
09:22I still don't want to be down anywhere.
09:36You.
09:37No.
09:38No.
09:38No.
09:42Oh.
09:43You know each other already.
09:46Well, excellent.
09:48Yeah.
09:50Yeah, practically everyone knows Connor Vaughn.
09:53He's like famous at school or something.
09:57Yeah.
09:58Right back at you, Tessa.
09:59You've made quite the impression at school.
10:04Did he completely get the wrong idea today at the field?
10:07I think I actually have a thing for him.
10:11Fantastic.
10:12I could skip the awkward getting to know each other part.
10:15Now you're not just only friends.
10:18Classmates.
10:20You're family.
10:22Isn't that fun?
10:25What?
10:27She's my stepsister?
10:30Tessa.
10:31Linda was telling me how well you're doing in school.
10:34Maybe you can help Connor with his grades.
10:37What?
10:39And, uh, make sure you keep him off the football field.
10:42His last major injury landed him in the ICU.
10:45Okay. Dad, no one needs to know all that.
10:48That was forever ago.
10:50Of course.
10:51Think of it as, uh, supervision.
10:53Supervision.
10:58We're not seriously agreeing to that.
11:01Are we?
11:07Yes.
11:09Mr. Vaughn.
11:10I will take great care of my new...
11:15...stepbrother.
11:29Oh my god.
11:31There's no way people know about my day with Brad already.
11:40We heard the good news.
11:42Congratulations, Tessa.
11:44But I haven't even done anything yet.
11:47Don't be silly.
11:48The entire school voted.
11:49And you're officially the undateable nerd queen of our school.
11:56Wait.
11:57What?
11:59What?
12:00Stop!
12:01What are you guys doing?
12:02Stop! Let go!
12:03Here's your royal necklace.
12:06Your Majesty.
12:07Oh my god!
12:08Oh my god!
12:11Long may she reign.
12:12That's probably the coolest you will ever get to date things.
12:15Enjoy it while it lasts.
12:16Okay, that's not true, okay?
12:18You know what? I actually have a date with Brad Dawson.
12:23What?
12:32God, is this virgin nerd really telling the truth?
12:36Since when did Brad go for off the rack?
12:43Ginger.
12:45Ball bounce.
12:46Crush heart.
12:47Oh my god!
12:51Brad's in way better shape than I thought.
13:01You!
13:06You!
13:08Are you stalking me?
13:10What?
13:11No!
13:12No!
13:13What are you talking about?
13:19Pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me?
13:20Yeah, you sent me this sexy seductive photo?
13:23What game are you trying to play?
13:26No!
13:26No, no, no, no, no!
13:27I sent that to Brad.
13:29Wait, why the hell is that on your phone?
13:44Where's Brad?
13:46I don't see him anywhere.
13:47I don't see him anywhere.
13:48Did you get scared by the stamps of your V-card?
13:53I see.
13:55You and Kelly are trying to set me up, aren't you?
13:58I don't see you.
13:59I don't know.
14:06What do you see?
14:07What do you see?
14:08No!
14:09Oh my god.
14:11Oh my god.
14:11It's like everywhere.
14:13No way.
14:14Oh my god.
14:15Oh my god, it's so open.
14:19Oh no no no, this can't be happening.
14:22Hey, Queen. I'm a huge fan of your work.
14:27I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:30I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:32I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:35You did this, you jerk.
14:38God, Nirvana, I hate you.
14:45Looking for this?
14:57What's it going to take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:05Leave you alone?
15:09You're the one that exposed me and tried to humiliate me in front of the whole school by showing everyone
15:15my picture.
15:16You asshole.
15:18What are you talking about?
15:24I don't know what you've heard about me, but I would never leak someone's photos.
15:30Okay. Thanks.
15:32You still didn't answer my question.
15:35What's it going to take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:43You know Brad Dawson? The guy on your team?
15:50The narcissistic pretty boy?
15:52Yeah, unfortunately I do.
15:54Good. Now we can talk.
15:58Let's make a deal.
15:59I will cover your training and you have to help me get with Brad.
16:05What's in it for me?
16:06When you play football, I'll be your perfect alibi.
16:10Deal?
16:14Deal.
16:20Operation Undert is a go.
16:23I already studied all the techniques, so I'm a pro.
16:29What the hell is that?
16:30Head tilt, breathing techniques, and...
16:37Okay. First things first.
16:39Okay. First things first.
16:42Okay. First things first.
17:04Go to school like this, though.
17:06If you want to attract someone as shallow as Brad, you got to dress like it.
17:17Look at your eyes.
17:20Not bad.
17:27Uh, let's look at the next step.
17:30Why don't we go to, go to...
17:36I've never felt a guy like this.
17:39I just saw it.
17:43What are you doing?
17:46Your heart race to the roof, Professor.
17:48If you can't even handle touching someone, how do you plan on kissing someone?
17:54I-I was just...
17:56Ow!
17:58A rookie like you won't last a second with Brad.
18:04I'll show you a lesson I can teach you.
18:08Oh my God, but is he going to...
18:11...Kispy?
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