The turtles didn’t just fight crime…
They traveled through time. ⏳🐢
From New York streets to samurai-era Japan, the heroes in a half shell face their wildest adventure yet. Ninja skills vs. ancient warriors—who wins?
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They traveled through time. ⏳🐢
From New York streets to samurai-era Japan, the heroes in a half shell face their wildest adventure yet. Ninja skills vs. ancient warriors—who wins?
#TMNT3
#TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles
#90sMovies
#TurtlesInTime
#NinjaMovie
#RetroCinema
#CultClassic
#MovieRecap
#ActionAdventure
#90sNostalgia
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00:04:33Oh, Raph, come on.
00:04:35What's going on, Raph?
00:04:37Nothing.
00:04:38Have patience, my son.
00:04:41What are we doing this for?
00:04:42Day after day, practicing, killing ourselves, for what?
00:04:46Oh, Raph, I am.
00:04:47Nobody appreciates us, nobody appreciates us, nobody sees us, nobody even knows we're alive
00:04:51down here.
00:04:52Hey, guys, how's it going?
00:04:56Oh, fine.
00:04:58Good hair day?
00:04:59Write you some stuff.
00:05:00I love stuff.
00:05:02Goodies.
00:05:02Goodies.
00:05:03Goodies.
00:05:05Oh, good.
00:05:06Okay, let's see what's in the mess.
00:05:07Okay, here are the keys to my apartment.
00:05:09Food in here.
00:05:10Somewhere.
00:05:10Stop peeking.
00:05:12No peeking.
00:05:13I'm not peeking.
00:05:14I'm spelunking for poor ruins.
00:05:16Don't lose them.
00:05:16Okay.
00:05:17Oh, God, I need this vacation.
00:05:19No, take us with you, April.
00:05:21Come on, take us with you.
00:05:23Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, guys.
00:05:25My suitcases are very full.
00:05:27Not too bad.
00:05:29Hey, I didn't forget about you guys.
00:05:32I bought a lot of fun stuff at the flea market for you.
00:05:35All right, yeah.
00:05:37Okay, where's Raph?
00:05:38He's in another funk.
00:05:40Again?
00:05:41A major funk.
00:05:42Maybe this will cheer him up.
00:05:43Hey, smooth.
00:05:44Pretty cool.
00:05:45Huh?
00:05:46Huh?
00:05:46Hey, Lynn.
00:05:47Very cool.
00:05:48All right.
00:05:49This is for Mikey.
00:05:51Ah, yes.
00:05:52All righty.
00:05:54Okay, let's see.
00:05:56What else do we have here?
00:05:57Ah.
00:05:59And for Leonardo.
00:06:01There you go.
00:06:03And Donatella.
00:06:05This will keep you busy while I'm gone.
00:06:07Thanks.
00:06:08All right.
00:06:09And for Splinter.
00:06:11Where is he, anyway?
00:06:13He's doing rap stuff.
00:06:15And this, uh...
00:06:16Actually, I don't really know what it is.
00:06:19Some kind of a weird antique or something.
00:06:23I think it's Japanese.
00:06:26By Elvis Presley.
00:06:27In blue Hawaii.
00:06:28Oh, you're so cute.
00:06:30Ooh.
00:06:31A super endodine radio with triode tubes.
00:06:34Boss.
00:06:36Hey, what's that, April?
00:06:37Some kind of weird Japanese antique...
00:06:42Ah, egg timer.
00:06:44Oh, I'm together.
00:07:01Oh, God.
00:07:02Oh, God.
00:07:03Oh, God.
00:07:05Oh, God.
00:07:06Oh, God.
00:07:08Oh, God.
00:07:09Oh, God.
00:07:23Get him strong!
00:07:25Get out!
00:07:38Ching, I forbid you to leave the castle.
00:07:42You have disgraced me.
00:07:44It is you who have disgraced me, Father,
00:07:48with your unjust war.
00:08:04It is you, Father.
00:08:12Walker, you're alive.
00:08:15Yes, I'd say that was a fair assumption.
00:08:17Survived the shipwreck, built some new ones,
00:08:20and, well, here I am, hungry again.
00:08:24Niles!
00:08:25Move on, lad!
00:08:29You're sentries, I believe.
00:08:32It must be great comfort to know how well protected you are, Lord Narinaga.
00:08:38Get you in sight.
00:08:42Now.
00:08:56Come on!
00:08:57Come on!
00:09:01Children are such a pest, aren't they?
00:09:03Especially when they side with the enemy.
00:09:06Oh, dear.
00:09:07Damn nuisance.
00:09:08I just keep birds now.
00:09:10Little finches.
00:09:11Shut up, Niles.
00:09:14Right, I have three ships sitting in your harbour,
00:09:16loaded down with powder and muskets.
00:09:18Absolutely guaranteed to win your ambitious war.
00:09:30Let's go.
00:09:31Oh!
00:09:32Oh!
00:09:32Oh!
00:09:33Oh!
00:09:33Oh!
00:09:33Oh!
00:09:34Oh!
00:09:36Oh!
00:09:38Oh!
00:09:39Oh, you lost?
00:09:40Oh, you lost?
00:09:43Oh, God.
00:09:50Oh, you lost?
00:10:09Kappa.
00:10:22Open wide the gates of time.
00:10:38Uh, guys?
00:10:42Guys!
00:10:46What's going on?
00:10:49Wait a second here.
00:11:04No way!
00:11:10She's a man!
00:11:13Huh?
00:11:31Ah!
00:11:35April?
00:11:37Kappa!
00:11:39Ohayou gozaimasu.
00:11:44Whoa!
00:11:46You have that effect on people, don't you, master?
00:11:50Out cold.
00:12:04Oh, my lord.
00:12:08Okay.
00:12:10Okay.
00:12:11Okay.
00:12:11Okay.
00:12:21Hi.
00:12:24Wakey-wakey.
00:12:25Wake up.
00:12:26Hey, guys.
00:12:27These clothes look familiar to you.
00:12:30Wake up.
00:12:31Wake up.
00:12:32Weird-looking James Dean dude.
00:12:35He's coming around.
00:12:36Hey.
00:12:37Hey.
00:12:38Kappa!
00:12:39Kappa?
00:12:41Cappuccino?
00:12:42That makes me hyper.
00:12:43What's a Kappa?
00:12:44Ancient Japanese demon.
00:12:46Huh?
00:12:47Some were good, and some were very bad.
00:12:51Oh.
00:12:53Yes.
00:12:55Demons.
00:12:56Huh?
00:12:56Hey.
00:12:57He speaks English.
00:12:59Where's he from, anyways?
00:13:00Well, judging from sword, I'd save you to Japan.
00:13:05Oh.
00:13:06That explains why he speaks our language.
00:13:09See, England started trading with Japan in the late 16th century.
00:13:12How did you get in April's pants?
00:13:14I just want to know what happened to April.
00:13:17It seems the scepter has magic powers,
00:13:22and somehow transported them both through time.
00:13:26Hold on, dudes.
00:13:27If April's back in feudal Japan,
00:13:29does that mean we, like, have to ride that scepter back through time to get her?
00:13:35You have no choice, my son.
00:13:37Awesome!
00:13:38But do you think they had pizza back then?
00:13:40Oh, get out of town!
00:13:54What's going on, Captain?
00:13:57Ignorance, superstitious fools.
00:13:59We was just wondering.
00:14:00Them, you moronic toad.
00:14:03They seem to think the woman's some kind of witch.
00:14:05She's some sort of witch.
00:14:07She's some kind of stomp.
00:14:11She's coming.
00:14:25She's coming...
00:14:27She's coming.
00:14:30She's coming.
00:14:38There's a witch.
00:14:40She's coming.
00:14:40Yeah, don't be quiet.
00:14:50Sorry?
00:14:52Look, I took Spanish in high school.
00:14:57Whoa! Hey, easy!
00:15:10What?
00:15:16Let's go!
00:15:30Next time, ask me to turn it off.
00:15:38Where is my son, witch?
00:15:40Hey, I really don't have a clue, okay?
00:15:44So why don't you just drop this macho stuff?
00:15:48Kia! Lord Naranaga!
00:15:50Allow me.
00:16:06And I, in his court, believe that you are a witch who has somehow managed to spirit away his son.
00:16:11Is this true?
00:16:15Yeah.
00:16:17Yeah, it's true.
00:16:18I am a witch.
00:16:21See that?
00:16:24I shrunk four incredibly cool guys, and I locked him in there.
00:16:29Really?
00:16:30Duh!
00:16:34And go ahead, witch.
00:16:37Shrink me.
00:16:41Don't push me, Ruffles.
00:16:46Or I'll melt you into a steaming puddle of puke.
00:16:58She has no power.
00:17:00Let me question her about your son, then you can roast her, toast her, chop her into tiny little pieces
00:17:05and feed her to the birds.
00:17:07No.
00:17:08I want her to suffer.
00:17:20Let's see here.
00:17:21If I subtract the cosine from the inverted integer, then I can take the flangular and put that here.
00:17:29Oh!
00:17:30That's it!
00:17:31Of course!
00:17:32Heh!
00:17:35It's equal mass displacement.
00:17:38Uh, see guys, for every one of us that goes back, someone from the past will come here.
00:17:45But, the problem is, that switch will only work under one condition.
00:17:50You know what that is?
00:17:51Tuesdays?
00:17:54Uh, Groundhog's Day?
00:17:56Oh, great.
00:17:58It will only work if the magic travelers each have the same weight.
00:18:06Bingo!
00:18:07Gee, you guys do have a good educational system, huh?
00:18:12Step back, dudes!
00:18:13I just brought us some heavy artillery!
00:18:20Donny!
00:18:20Long time!
00:18:22Leo, how's it going?
00:18:24Hey, Casey!
00:18:25Welcome back!
00:18:26Hey, Ralph, how'd your brain implant go? Good?
00:18:28What?
00:18:30Funny.
00:18:32Anyway, enough of this, uh, camaraderie.
00:18:35When do we get together in Bus of Skulls?
00:18:37Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it there, Casey!
00:18:40You're not gonna do any head-breaking this time.
00:18:43Sorry, guy.
00:18:44Yeah.
00:18:44What was that?
00:18:45You wanna run that by me again?
00:18:47How come?
00:18:48Cause!
00:18:48We need somebody to stay here with Splinter,
00:18:50in case the time bandit here decides to flip out!
00:18:53Yeah!
00:18:53If it ain't too much of an inconvenience!
00:18:59It'll be a serious honor.
00:19:00It is time to go, my sons!
00:19:04Donatello!
00:19:05We shall wait by the scepter every twelve hours,
00:19:09as you have instructed.
00:19:11Ah, correct, Master Splinter.
00:19:13But the space-time continuum will be out of phase after sixty hours!
00:19:17Wait a second.
00:19:18Time out.
00:19:19Now, what does all that mean in American?
00:19:21If we don't come back in two and a half days,
00:19:24we're turtle soup.
00:19:25Whoa!
00:19:27Bummer.
00:19:38Why don't you get a real job, Q-ball?
00:19:41Uh-huh.
00:19:45Hey, hey.
00:19:46You know what?
00:19:47This is a Rolex.
00:19:48It's a gold Rolex.
00:19:49You want it?
00:19:50Let me out of here.
00:19:55Get him!
00:19:59Get shot!
00:20:00Up here!
00:20:03You should stay with Walker!
00:20:05You're dying!
00:20:06You come with me!
00:20:06You're living!
00:20:07Shut the fuck up!
00:20:08Lock him up, lads!
00:20:13Put this nail on me!
00:20:15Grab a nail!
00:20:17Up, fool, out!
00:20:19Hey!
00:20:21Come on.
00:20:22Well, well.
00:20:23Come on here, boy.
00:20:24What have we got here?
00:20:27Give us a kiss, Dublin, while you still got your lips.
00:20:34But you're not the first one to do that to me.
00:20:40There you are, Mr. Wit, you can leave your stinking mutiny in here!
00:20:47Good night, me little twitty birds.
00:20:51Come on, lad!
00:20:57Die, Wit!
00:21:06Casey?
00:21:23Yeah, you look familiar, too.
00:21:28The scepter will be in the temple, which means you will be replaced by four priests.
00:21:34Nothing to it.
00:21:35Now we must. Please, try to hurry.
00:21:38Mitsu is in great danger.
00:21:40Mitsu?
00:21:41Yes, Mitsu.
00:21:43She is the woman who leads the rebellion against my father.
00:21:47Oh.
00:21:47She is the most courageous and beautiful woman ever.
00:21:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We get the picture. We going out.
00:21:55Okay.
00:21:55Mitsu already.
00:21:56T-minus two minutes and counting. Let's go, Mikey!
00:22:01What?
00:22:05Mikey?
00:22:07Why are you wearing shorts?
00:22:09Tension switched with April and got her clothes.
00:22:12Yeah.
00:22:12So?
00:22:13So this is for whoever comes through in my place, so they won't arrive bare-butt naked.
00:22:18Oh.
00:22:20I got three more pairs.
00:22:22No, we have no time for this scientific debate.
00:22:28Yes, master.
00:22:29Come on, guys, let's go.
00:22:31It's time.
00:22:32Yeah, yeah.
00:22:35Kids.
00:22:37Okay, now, the inscription says open wide the gates of time.
00:22:40Good work.
00:22:40All right, already.
00:22:41Let's go.
00:22:42Go with care, my sons.
00:22:44And return with swiftness.
00:22:47We will not fail you, master Splinter.
00:22:49Okay, guys, hold on now.
00:22:51Here we go.
00:22:52It's starting to work.
00:22:54Hang on.
00:22:55Whoa!
00:23:05Make sure you're playing game over in their full-on-ride position!
00:23:09Well, I'll be back in the temple, we're going to kill you.
00:23:13Let's go!
00:23:13Oh, man!
00:23:13Oh, man!
00:23:13Oh!
00:23:13Oh!
00:23:16Oh!
00:23:17Oh!
00:23:18Oh!
00:23:20Oh!
00:23:23Oh!
00:23:32Oh!
00:23:33honor guard the scepter was not in the temple there must have been a battle I
00:23:38knew it I'm missing all the fun
00:24:04hey dude let's check it out where it's show guys
00:24:12hey where'd we get these clothes
00:24:15these guys are pretty serious
00:24:22ow ow ow ow I didn't hear this thing
00:24:25there's no steering wheel on mine
00:24:26you're lucky mine doesn't even have a hand
00:24:29watch out for the people
00:24:43I think I swallowed a frog I hope it wasn't an ancestor
00:24:47that was fun well at least the time travel
00:24:51worked we're here five minutes and already we lost one brother
00:24:55the magic scepter our dignity and no April
00:25:00hey where's Mikey last time I saw him he was doing this
00:25:06jeez what else could happen
00:25:07oh buttermilk
00:25:10good horsey
00:25:13hey who turned out the lights
00:25:15you know I think I saw this on manza once
00:25:18oh
00:25:19oh
00:25:20oh
00:25:20oh
00:25:21oh
00:25:22oh
00:25:22oh
00:25:35oh
00:25:37oh
00:25:37oh
00:25:44Let it get
00:26:16Oh, okay, boys.
00:26:18Who's first in line?
00:26:19Come on.
00:26:21Right there.
00:26:27Ancient wusses.
00:26:30Tesshin-sama.
00:26:32Even here, you find me.
00:26:35Hey!
00:26:36No!
00:26:38Put down your sword, Kenshin.
00:26:41They are not enemies, only lost warriors, like yourself.
00:26:55Okay, okay, so far this disguise is working.
00:26:58But remember, we're turtles, not honor guards.
00:27:00Oh, thanks for pointing that out, Leo.
00:27:02That would explain the large shell on my back.
00:27:04Well, you don't have to be so sarcastic.
00:27:07Well, I'm sorry, Leo, but that's my nature.
00:27:15You see, Walker, we do not need your help.
00:27:18We're victorious without your guns.
00:27:21Today, my honor guard carried my own secret weapon.
00:27:25Really?
00:27:26Well, that's very good news.
00:27:27Where are my honor guards?
00:27:30Rota!
00:27:32Find my honor guards!
00:27:34Yes, now!
00:27:34Right away!
00:27:41You!
00:27:42Huh?
00:27:43What?
00:27:43Come here, now!
00:27:46Oh, I told you these weapons would get us into trouble.
00:27:49Let's go, blend in!
00:27:50Yeah, right.
00:27:52They're coming!
00:27:53They're behind the wagon!
00:27:55Step aside!
00:27:59What is it?
00:28:01Oh-oh!
00:28:03Go!
00:28:04Eat it!
00:28:06Fight!
00:28:06Fight up, boy!
00:28:07Fight!
00:28:09It's very impressive, my lord.
00:28:11This is very bad.
00:28:15Hi-ya!
00:28:16Hi-ya!
00:28:17Well, they fell for it.
00:28:18Shh!
00:28:19You want to keep it down, Leo?
00:28:21So they've gone missing.
00:28:22I mean, war does have a habit of doing that to people.
00:28:25Time to look to the future.
00:28:26You do not understand.
00:28:28My honor guard carried a sacred family relic to ensure victory.
00:28:31Ah, yes, the golden scepter.
00:28:33Well, one does hear things.
00:28:35Secrets leak like a stink from a dead pig.
00:28:40You certainly can turn a phrase, my lord.
00:28:43Listen to me, daimyo.
00:28:44Guns ensure victory, not some ancestral good luck, child.
00:28:47You are wrong.
00:28:48If the scepter's lost, my clan is lost.
00:28:50And you, walker, will have no one to trade with but yourself.
00:28:56Niles!
00:29:01Come.
00:29:03Bring me the woman.
00:29:08Come on, guys.
00:29:09Let's find the temple.
00:29:10Maybe April's still in there.
00:29:12Boy, Kempchen's dad must be really seriously rich.
00:29:16I think I saw this place once on Lifestyles of the Rich and Dangerous Zoo.
00:29:19Bring me the woman, Niles.
00:29:21Lick my boots, Niles.
00:29:23Feed my birds, Niles.
00:29:25Watch the next roll over, play.
00:29:27Ted, why are you looking at, you ugly lump of dung?
00:29:30Uh-oh.
00:29:33Oh, lump of dung!
00:29:37Oh, lump of dung!
00:29:40Rawr!
00:29:41Oh, yeah.
00:29:42Yeah.
00:29:42Oh, you dirty guy.
00:29:45Oh.
00:29:46Ah!
00:29:48Later, Popeye.
00:29:49I'm gonna get that guy.
00:29:51Don't you hear what he called me, Leo?
00:29:53Yeah, an ugly lump of dung.
00:29:55What?
00:29:56That was an insult, Leo.
00:29:58Not necessarily, Raph.
00:29:59Did you know that in some countries dung is used as a fuel source?
00:30:02Dung is used as a fuel source.
00:30:04Oi!
00:30:04Thanks, Doc.
00:30:05What's up?
00:30:07Uh, ohio wassabe.
00:30:09A little mustard?
00:30:10Okay, so my Japanese is a little rusty.
00:30:13Um, uh, Suzuki Kawasaki.
00:30:16Oh.
00:30:16How about, uh, sayonara?
00:30:18That'll work.
00:30:19Ciao.
00:30:20Adios.
00:30:21See you later.
00:30:22Yes.
00:30:28It's me again, fatso-san.
00:30:31Open up.
00:30:32Hurry up!
00:30:33Ah!
00:30:34Ha!
00:30:39Woman.
00:30:41We want woman.
00:30:46Mama, you slut!
00:30:48Ha!
00:30:49You're allowed to never do anything for you.
00:30:54Here they are.
00:30:55The Three Stooges.
00:30:57Yeah, Larry Curly.
00:30:58And Moe.
00:30:59Unp!
00:31:00Get her down, you fatso!
00:31:02Come on.
00:31:03Hurry up! Don't rubble me, little Douglas Smithers!
00:31:07I won't win myself!
00:31:11Hurry up!
00:31:15Hey, it's wet willy time, Moe.
00:31:20What... whatum?
00:31:26What a maroon.
00:31:28Hey, what's up, April?
00:31:29Oh, hi, April.
00:31:30Yo, April.
00:31:31Ralph?
00:31:33Leo?
00:31:34Boy, some vacation.
00:31:35I'd fire my travel agent.
00:31:37Not me, I think it's cool.
00:31:38Hey, fat boy.
00:31:47I can't get him in there.
00:31:49Hey, don't forget to pack a lunch.
00:31:52Matter of fact, pack three.
00:31:54Wow, he can actually lift that thing.
00:31:57That's impressive.
00:31:59Hey, nice clothes, April.
00:32:00What?
00:32:01Would somebody please tell me what the heck is going on around here?
00:32:05Well, relax, April.
00:32:06It's just your ordinary, uh, time travel equal mass displacement kind of thing.
00:32:10Yeah, like he said.
00:32:12Huh.
00:32:12Okay.
00:32:13So let's get out of here.
00:32:15Now.
00:32:15Okay.
00:32:16Oh, my God!
00:32:18Oh, my God!
00:32:19Oh, my God!
00:32:20Oh, my God!
00:32:20Oh, my God!
00:32:21Oh, my God!
00:32:23Oh, my God!
00:32:26Oh, my God!
00:32:32Oh, my God!
00:32:38Oh, my God!
00:32:39Oh, my God!
00:32:41Oh, my God!
00:32:42Oh, my God!
00:32:43Oh, my God!
00:32:44Oh, my God!
00:32:51Oh, my God!
00:32:54Oh, my God!
00:32:55Oh, my God!
00:32:56Oh, my God!
00:32:56Oh, my God!
00:32:57Oh, my God!
00:32:58Oh, my God!
00:32:59Oh, my God!
00:33:00Oh, my God!
00:33:02Oh, my God!
00:33:05Oh, my God!
00:33:24Obviously not the age of chivalry
00:33:36Oh no, not another sewer
00:33:39I'll be back
00:33:51Garbage
00:33:58Boy, do I hate spinach
00:34:04Raph?
00:34:09Well, I'm in there
00:34:11Donny
00:34:13Yeah?
00:34:23Mud wrestling is definitely a spectator sport
00:34:29Gross
00:34:32Grosser
00:34:33April!
00:34:34Yo!
00:34:35Here
00:34:37Hey
00:34:39Help me out
00:34:40Whoa!
00:34:41All right, I'm coming
00:34:42I'm on my way over
00:34:43A little mud, no problem
00:34:45Help me
00:34:45I can handle
00:34:46Whoa!
00:34:49Wait
00:34:50Get in
00:34:52This
00:34:52This
00:34:53Was the worst rescue I've ever had
00:34:55Help!
00:34:56I'm a turtle and I can't get up
00:35:00Thanks
00:35:01We'd better get out of here
00:35:02Look on the bright side, April
00:35:04You could have fallen into a big greasy smelly pile of-
00:35:25I've been on my way over
00:35:30I've been on my way over
00:35:36I've been on the back
00:35:37Oh, hello
00:35:38Oh that hurts
00:35:45What a head popper
00:35:49Earth to me
00:35:56God, my neck hurts
00:35:58My spots hurt
00:36:00Even my bandana hurts
00:36:03Hey, little one
00:36:06Okay
00:36:08Hey, where am I?
00:36:12Mikey!
00:36:14Mikey!
00:36:16Yo, Michelangelo!
00:36:19Hey, Mikey!
00:36:24Ah, yes
00:36:26Much better
00:36:29Wow, a leg-o-rama
00:36:32Yeah, I'll say
00:36:33Hey, I'm allowed
00:36:34I'm on vacation
00:36:36Right
00:36:38Oh
00:36:38Absolutely
00:36:40Shwing
00:36:54Hey, Leo
00:36:56Look at this water
00:36:57Well, I don't see anything
00:37:00Hey
00:37:00Exactly
00:37:02No tires
00:37:03No beer cans
00:37:05No dead fish
00:37:07Just water
00:37:09Clean, clear, beautiful water
00:37:17Ah, nature
00:37:18I love it
00:37:19Makes me wanna
00:37:20I don't know
00:37:22Migrate or something
00:37:26Turtles don't migrate, Raph
00:37:28Birds do
00:37:29Hey, I got a beat, don't I?
00:37:33Yeah
00:37:33Yeah
00:37:33Okay, Turtles
00:37:35Let's move out
00:37:36You bet
00:37:37Shhh
00:37:38Ah
00:37:38Whoa
00:37:41Boss
00:37:42Here comes trouble, guys
00:37:44Come on
00:37:59Come on
00:38:01Hit it too
00:38:08Kill your swim, fellas
00:38:09Victoria
00:38:12Victoria
00:38:13Victoria
00:38:20Miss me
00:38:26Hey, you like baseball here?
00:38:34You're out of there. I love that game.
00:38:37Okay. Is that enough?
00:38:43Come on, Jack.
00:38:46It's hammer time.
00:38:50Miss.
00:38:59Here, hold these.
00:39:04Dance?
00:39:17What?
00:39:20Oh, no.
00:39:25No, no, no, lady. That ain't nice.
00:39:33Come on.
00:39:38Come on.
00:39:41Come on.
00:39:42Come on.
00:39:43Come on.
00:39:43Come on.
00:39:44Come on.
00:39:45Hey, we're friends. Okay?
00:39:47We're here to find our brother. That's all.
00:39:51Hey, I don't kiss on the first date, lady.
00:39:55Raft?
00:39:56Give it a rest, will ya?
00:39:57Yeah.
00:39:59Don't be afraid.
00:40:04I just like the other one.
00:40:07Say what?
00:40:07The other one?
00:40:08Mikey?
00:40:09Uh-huh.
00:40:11Bingo.
00:40:11Oh, yes.
00:40:12Yes.
00:40:14Whoa, I'll turn this over.
00:40:16Whoa, yeah.
00:40:17Get down with your turtle self.
00:40:18Whoa, yeah.
00:40:42I say your friends are devils or demons.
00:40:44Hey, pal, you got a relative in Brooklyn?
00:40:47Nah.
00:40:47I figure...
00:40:48I figure they're mercenaries in disguise.
00:40:51Come to help the rebels.
00:40:53Fade us from the north.
00:40:54Milo!
00:41:00My village!
00:41:06Mikey!
00:41:08No!
00:41:18Fine tension!
00:41:19Fire over their heads!
00:41:20And burn this place to the ground!
00:41:22This is a reward for the man who brings me the scepter!
00:41:25No!
00:41:28Damn it!
00:41:33No!
00:41:35No!
00:41:35No!
00:41:36No!
00:41:40Yoshi!
00:41:41Yoshi!
00:41:43Yoshi!
00:41:45Gunfire?
00:41:46Better cover the melon...
00:41:48I got to get outta here...
00:41:58Sorry to the grave, you poor men...
00:42:03Get up!
00:42:05It's one of them honor guards.
00:42:07As a reward for him.
00:42:15Speaking from her majesty.
00:42:22My heroes.
00:42:27Wait, wait.
00:42:28I'm really a beautiful princess in disguise.
00:42:31All sorts.
00:42:35Break the spell.
00:42:37Give me a kiss.
00:42:41What do you mean I'm not a demon?
00:42:46Hey, which way did they go?
00:42:49Excuse me, Niles.
00:42:51Shouldn't you be trying to scare somebody?
00:42:53But there's a demon up the road, Captain.
00:42:55A wild beast with the body of a man in the head of that devil himself.
00:42:59Listen to me, you cretinous idiot.
00:43:01It's nothing but a samurai wearing one of his ridiculous masks.
00:43:04Shut up!
00:43:06Get on with it!
00:43:08Come on, Nick.
00:43:17Clint Eastwood?
00:43:20Nah.
00:43:38Hey, Butch, don't you know westerns are dead?
00:43:42Speaking of dead.
00:43:52I'll save you, Captain.
00:43:55Hi there.
00:43:56You see, when I said westerns were dead, what I meant was, uh, well, they're not dead.
00:43:59Because I forgot about Clint.
00:44:00You look a lot like Clint.
00:44:01They're, uh, yes, you do.
00:44:05Where will he?
00:44:14Dude's most excellent timing.
00:44:17Ah!
00:44:24Get out of here!
00:44:25Get out of here!
00:44:26Get out of here!
00:44:27Get out of here!
00:44:29Get out of here!
00:44:37Hold it right there, Zorro, dude!
00:44:51He's getting away!
00:44:53Get out of here!
00:45:03Get out of here!
00:45:07Help!
00:45:09Help!
00:45:09Grandfather, help!
00:45:13Help!
00:45:20Stay right here!
00:45:37I don't think I'm cut out from this hero stuff.
00:45:40Michelangelo!
00:45:41I need some water.
00:45:43What's going on?
00:45:46Well, here I go!
00:45:49I don't believe he went in.
00:45:51What did we say?
00:45:52Mikey, no!
00:45:53Mikey!
00:45:54Mikey!
00:46:03I've got to do something!
00:46:13Derp Russell eats your heart out!
00:46:17I think he's going to be okay.
00:46:25Yoshi!
00:46:27Yoshi!
00:46:28Yoshi!
00:46:31Are you all right?
00:46:32Yeah!
00:46:33You scared me half to death!
00:46:34Scared me half to death!
00:46:37Hey!
00:46:39Hey!
00:46:39Hey!
00:46:42I can't believe you intended!
00:46:44Jesus!
00:46:45He has no life with him!
00:46:49What's going on?
00:46:51Yoshi!
00:46:51Give him to me.
00:46:53Let me take him.
00:46:54Please.
00:46:55Yoshi!
00:46:57Keep everyone back!
00:46:59All right.
00:46:59Stay back, everyone.
00:47:00Give the guys some room.
00:47:01Give me some room.
00:47:02Give them some room!
00:47:03Everybody get back!
00:47:04Give them some room!
00:47:04Oh, shit!
00:47:06Chish!
00:47:07Chishol!
00:47:16Chishol!
00:47:16No!
00:47:17No!
00:47:18Wait!
00:47:18let him try no he's costing an evil spell no it's not an evil spell he's
00:47:25helping keep back everyone I need more time
00:47:51one two three four five one two three yeah
00:48:04you're gonna be okay Yoshi
00:48:16you're gonna be okay Yoshi
00:48:23here you go
00:48:33outstanding dude thanks yeah just talk to these village people won't be afraid of this anymore
00:48:53well it's a start
00:49:00your men showed lack of courage today they were frightened by the demons as were your men
00:49:07is that so
00:49:11Walker
00:49:13look
00:49:17tell me
00:49:19were there demons today not men
00:49:22real demons
00:49:23I don't know
00:49:26old priests say once before demons defeated my ancestors
00:49:37now they've come back for me
00:49:43I agree to your price
00:49:47guns for silver and silk
00:49:50ah guns for gold
00:49:53now there are demons before they were just men
00:49:56no
00:49:57my cannons can destroy these monsters my lord
00:50:01you can rewrite history
00:50:07no
00:50:18and I can rewrite you
00:50:25oh
00:50:26oh
00:50:27haha
00:50:27oh
00:50:28oh
00:50:33Horses.
00:50:36Hey, horses!
00:50:39Somebody down 9-1-1.
00:50:41Medic.
00:50:43Thirsty?
00:50:45Oh, no. My butt.
00:50:48You didn't find the scepter, did you?
00:50:51No, it's history.
00:50:57Adios, amigos.
00:50:58You know, sometimes,
00:51:00I hate that guy.
00:51:02Yeah.
00:51:04Let's see.
00:51:05No, wait. Let's just hold it here, okay?
00:51:08If the scepter wasn't in the woods,
00:51:10maybe the daimyo hasn't.
00:51:12No, he's been looking for it, too.
00:51:15So what are we gonna do?
00:51:16How are we gonna get home?
00:51:18Wait, wait, wait.
00:51:20Are you sure this is a dumb thing to do?
00:51:22No, it's a smart thing to do.
00:51:24Losing the old scepter was a dumb thing to do.
00:51:27I didn't lose it, okay?
00:51:29I like that. My head's totally torn.
00:51:32And besides, I know what it looks like.
00:51:33I was holding on to it last.
00:51:35It doesn't look like this.
00:51:36No, no, don't look at me that way.
00:51:38Excuse me.
00:51:39Excuse me?
00:51:42No, you don't.
00:51:43What?
00:51:44What?
00:51:45I don't mean to spoil your little party here.
00:51:52This is your plan?
00:51:55Yeah.
00:51:55You know me.
00:51:56You're not seriously suggesting that Donatello
00:51:58is gonna make an incredibly arcane time travel machine.
00:52:01Are you?
00:52:01Of course not.
00:52:02What would make you do that?
00:52:03Totally bogus.
00:52:05Really stupid.
00:52:06Well, that's a relief.
00:52:07No.
00:52:08That guy's gonna make it.
00:52:11He's good with his hands.
00:52:17What?
00:52:18Hey.
00:52:18Come on, April.
00:52:20What up?
00:52:20April, where are you going?
00:52:21Where are you going, Dudette?
00:52:22To find an apartment.
00:52:25I have a feeling we're gonna be here for a very long time.
00:52:29An apartment?
00:52:29Are there apartments in Japan?
00:52:31Okay.
00:52:31What do I look like?
00:52:32A real estate agent?
00:52:32What about condos and timeshares?
00:52:34Let's get back at this.
00:52:50Take me with you.
00:52:52Where?
00:52:53New York?
00:52:54What?
00:52:54Uh, you wouldn't fit in.
00:52:57I mean, uh...
00:52:59Well, actually, you would fit in.
00:53:00But, uh, you wouldn't really fit in.
00:53:03You know what I mean?
00:53:04You could teach me?
00:53:05Uh, no, I couldn't.
00:53:09Look, Whit, uh...
00:53:11I'm going back real soon.
00:53:13And, uh...
00:53:15I don't wanna have this conversation, okay?
00:53:32Take whatever you guys need.
00:53:37Hey, Ken.
00:53:42Maybe you ought to try a little decaf?
00:53:45Kenshin is unhappy.
00:53:46Maybe he believes they will never get home.
00:53:51Well, it ain't exactly a quick jaunt across the Brooklyn Bridge, is it?
00:53:55Oh!
00:53:56Uh!
00:53:59Hey, Ken.
00:54:00You know?
00:54:01Maybe you ought to try a little herbal, Ken, man.
00:54:03You know what I mean?
00:54:04We cannot wait for your sons.
00:54:07He needs who needs me now.
00:54:12Sceptive.
00:54:13Please.
00:54:18Eh?
00:54:19Hang on there?
00:54:20Oh, just the middle.
00:54:22Eh?
00:54:22Hang on.
00:54:23Ugh!
00:54:25Ah!
00:54:27You're a400, right?
00:54:28Yeah, you're a400.
00:54:29That's right.
00:54:30Wow!
00:54:30Can you believe it?
00:54:34We're not even in the playoffs yet.
00:54:36The space-time continuum will be out of phase after 60 hours.
00:54:43Pick up the pace, Mithy-san.
00:54:45We've got to have that scepter done by tonight.
00:54:50Cora!
00:54:52Love it.
00:54:55You know, there is one little...
00:55:00We're talking franchises here, bud.
00:55:02All you gotta do is keep your delivery to under 30 minutes.
00:55:06Let's see what we got here.
00:55:07We've got a, uh...
00:55:10Ah.
00:55:12Pizza.
00:55:13Got that, dude?
00:55:14Pizza.
00:55:15Ah. Ooh, ah.
00:55:22Frisbee. Also cool.
00:55:25Zing.
00:55:26Zing.
00:55:26Oh!
00:55:27Oh!
00:55:27Yummy-oh!
00:55:29Who frisbeed me in the face?
00:55:31I'm out of here.
00:55:32Why, I oughta...
00:55:34Zing!
00:55:35Uh-uh.
00:55:36Where's Mike?
00:55:37Where's the thing?
00:55:38Where's the lady?
00:55:40Eh-ya-tong! Eh-ya-tong!
00:55:43Chilling!
00:55:52Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:55:54Hey, hey, hey, chill.
00:55:55Hey, hey, hey!
00:55:56What is this, the Geraldo show?
00:55:58You've got to learn to control that temper guy!
00:56:01Did I say that?
00:56:03We're practicing fighting the daimyos.
00:56:06Fight the daimyos?
00:56:08Hold on here.
00:56:09Yeah, fighting's for grown-ups, and that's only if you've got no other choice.
00:56:13You guys are kids. You should be out, um...
00:56:16You should be out having fun, flying those things.
00:56:21Come on, we can do it together. You can teach me.
00:56:24Fighting is for children.
00:56:26And what? You're a senior citizen?
00:56:28Come on, it'll be easy.
00:56:31What'd you say your name was?
00:56:33Yoshi.
00:56:34Yoshi.
00:56:35Mm-hmm.
00:56:36Uh, okay. Yoshi.
00:56:39You and your buddies, grab those kites, and I'll join you later.
00:56:47Ah, kids.
00:56:55Yo! Yoshi! Wait up!
00:57:02Hey! I think I'm getting this. Yoshi, what do you think?
00:57:05Look at that!
00:57:07I didn't meet it.
00:57:09Ah!
00:57:14Ah!
00:57:38Lord Nornaga, accept your price.
00:57:41Guns for gold.
00:57:42Tell the daimyo to prepare the papers.
00:58:10Oh, sorry.
00:58:11I guess you want to be alone, huh?
00:58:16I was asking the gods to protect someone.
00:58:20Kenshin?
00:58:24He's like your beau, huh?
00:58:27You know him?
00:58:28Uh, sort of.
00:58:30He kind of went on a cosmic cruise and dropped in on us.
00:58:35Oh, but don't worry.
00:58:36He'll be back as soon as we leave.
00:58:38I promise.
00:58:40How do you know this?
00:58:43Well, uh...
00:58:45It's a Kappa kind of thing.
00:58:51So, uh, what's your sign?
00:59:22I guess it's time for a little, uh...
00:59:24cultural exchange, if you know what I mean.
00:59:29Okay, guys.
00:59:32Let's play a little hockey.
00:59:33Eh?
00:59:34Okay.
00:59:40Take your best shot.
00:59:43Come on.
00:59:45Just like you saw on TV?
00:59:47You remember?
00:59:48You were the Bivacuri Bacar.
00:59:50I'm not even gonna come.
00:59:52Hey, good.
00:59:55Hey.
00:59:56Uh.
00:59:57Okay, now...
00:59:57Oh, okay.
00:59:58Oh, okay.
01:00:00Oh, hey.
01:00:01Oh!
01:00:05Yeah!
01:00:12Hey!
01:00:16Hey!
01:00:19Okay, I can work with that, I can work with that.
01:01:03Good. Tomorrow, Walker, we will use your guns.
01:01:09My pleasure.
01:01:15Walker, my dungeon is very crowded.
01:01:21Well then, it would only be humane not to take any more prisoners then, wouldn't it?
01:01:25I'd just have to kill everybody.
01:01:31What do you hear, Sensei?
01:01:34Danger.
01:01:37Mitsu.
01:01:43Obo, what is it?
01:01:44Mitsu, I bring bad news of the castle.
01:01:48It's two hours to midnight.
01:01:50Oh, I sure hope this works.
01:01:51Damn it, Ernie.
01:01:53Yes.
01:01:54Oh, this is perfect.
01:01:55What if this doesn't work, dudes?
01:01:57What if we make like a cosmic U-turn and end up back in Godzilla land?
01:02:01We don't have a choice, unless you want to stay here.
01:02:05Well, maybe we should.
01:02:07Hold it.
01:02:08Yeah, right.
01:02:09Now, forget about Mitsu and give me the scepter before we drop it, all right?
01:02:12Hey, Ralph!
01:02:12Give me back the scepter.
01:02:13Give it over here!
01:02:14Wait, dude!
01:02:16Y-y-y-y-y!
01:02:16Y-y-y-y!
01:02:18Y-y-y-y!
01:02:19Nice going.
01:02:20Butterfingers!
01:02:22Oh, what next?
01:02:29The time he was coming in the morning.
01:02:32With Walker and guns.
01:02:35Great.
01:02:38God, man.
01:02:47Hey, Yoshi!
01:02:48You awake, buddy?
01:02:55Oh, Yoshi.
01:02:56Hey, hey, hey!
01:02:58What's the matter, little man?
01:02:59What's up with those tears?
01:03:01What's going on here?
01:03:03Nothing.
01:03:05Nothing, huh?
01:03:06Well, too bad, because if something was bothering you, I got a little present here to cheer you
01:03:11up.
01:03:12It's called a yo-yo.
01:03:14It's yours.
01:03:15Made it for you.
01:03:16I was going to give it to you tomorrow, but, you know, things might get a little nuts.
01:03:21I might forget.
01:03:23You fight Diamond in the morning.
01:03:25Yeah.
01:03:26Okay.
01:03:27So, tomorrow afternoon, I'll teach you some tricks on your yo-yo.
01:03:31Okay, buddy?
01:03:33Tomorrow, you might die.
01:03:37Okay, Yoshi.
01:03:38You listen to me.
01:03:40Tomorrow morning, you and your buddies go up into the mountains, and you play.
01:03:44You hear me?
01:03:46No matter what happens.
01:03:51I cannot let you die, Raphael, sir.
01:03:56Don't worry, kid.
01:03:58Nobody's gonna die.
01:04:02Hey, Yoshi.
01:04:03Come on.
01:04:03Where are you going?
01:04:04It's late already.
01:04:05Get yourself to bed.
01:04:09Hey, what are you doing?
01:04:13Oh, Yoshi.
01:04:14This isn't playtime.
01:04:15Your sister's gonna kill me.
01:04:17What do you got?
01:04:18For you, Raphael, son.
01:04:21Oh, you didn't have to.
01:04:23I'm fine in the woods.
01:04:24Now you and the other kappa can go home.
01:04:27Now you know die.
01:04:30Son of a snapper.
01:04:33Leo!
01:04:36I found him!
01:04:40Look at this.
01:04:41It was here the whole time.
01:04:43It was under the house.
01:04:44Yeah?
01:04:44A little brother put it there.
01:04:46Whoa.
01:04:47Bondo, surprise.
01:04:48Whoa.
01:04:49Mwah.
01:04:50We're set.
01:04:51Let me see that.
01:04:51Careful now.
01:04:52Easy, guys.
01:04:53That's the one.
01:04:55Look, it's a scepter.
01:04:56Oh, God.
01:04:57I can't believe it.
01:04:58So you see, as long as we didn't have the scepter, we had no choice but to stay and fight.
01:05:06Right?
01:05:07You mean, we were set up?
01:05:09Wow.
01:05:11Uncool.
01:05:13Hey.
01:05:13Very uncool.
01:05:14Mitsu?
01:05:16Is that for real?
01:05:23Oh, man.
01:05:24Oh, man.
01:05:24The vibes in here just turned bad.
01:05:27Let's split.
01:05:28Wait.
01:05:29I am the one.
01:05:31Please.
01:05:32I am the one who told my grandson to hide the scepter.
01:05:36What?
01:05:36What?
01:05:37I want you to fight, not Mitsu.
01:05:42Uncool!
01:05:43Huh?
01:05:45Mitsu?
01:05:45Come on, guys.
01:05:46Let's go.
01:05:46Move it!
01:05:56Evening!
01:05:57Mitsu!
01:05:58Let me out!
01:05:59Let me out!
01:06:00I can't get back.
01:06:01Calm down, man.
01:06:03Give me the scepter, my little green prince.
01:06:07No!
01:06:08Kill him!
01:06:14Rav!
01:06:15Give me the scepter.
01:06:17Oh.
01:06:19Oh.
01:06:19Oh.
01:06:20Man.
01:06:24Bring Kenshin to the castle tonight.
01:06:26You'll get her back.
01:06:29Come on and I wish you I'd be gone.
01:06:31Oh.
01:06:32Oh.
01:06:33Here!
01:06:37He's just riding up.
01:06:38Guys, we gotta do something!
01:06:43I apologize for this crude interruption, Daimyo.
01:06:46But perhaps this little bird will sing for your supper.
01:06:50Me too.
01:06:53Why have you stolen my son?
01:06:57I do not have your son.
01:07:00He's gone on a magic journey.
01:07:03Only the scepter can bring him back.
01:07:06Why lying?
01:07:08You have them both.
01:07:12I have nothing.
01:07:15He has the scepter.
01:07:19No!
01:07:30Not as chirpy as I hoped!
01:07:32Miles!
01:07:33Come on!
01:07:34Come on!
01:07:35Come on!
01:07:36Get her!
01:07:36Get out!
01:07:37Take her away!
01:07:38Come on!
01:07:41How did you capture such a woman?
01:07:45The same way you capture any wild animal.
01:07:47By setting a trap.
01:07:50Hello?
01:07:53I don't have it.
01:08:17Equal partners.
01:08:19Right?
01:08:20I'm not your spy anymore.
01:08:28I want to see the guy near.
01:08:30Hey!
01:08:31Hey!
01:08:31Hey!
01:08:32Easy with your hands!
01:08:33A little birdie come home to roost.
01:08:38Well, April's inside.
01:08:41Now it's up to us.
01:08:42Is this what they mean by getting totally vertical?
01:08:46Turtles, it's not just a job.
01:08:48It's an adventure.
01:09:26Oh!
01:09:27Meow, dude!
01:09:28Oh!
01:09:29His chin's landing on my foot!
01:09:32Sayonara, Blubberbutt!
01:09:34Mitsu!
01:09:35Yeah!
01:09:36Whoa!
01:09:38How's it hanging, Bit?
01:09:40Michelangelo?
01:09:40Oh, hey, Bit.
01:09:41Uh, sorry about the crack about the bad vibes.
01:09:44You got great vibes!
01:09:46Uh-uh!
01:09:46Quickly!
01:09:47We must free you!
01:09:48See the others.
01:09:54Hey, Bit!
01:09:56Well, well, well, Miss O'Neil.
01:09:58My partner, Mr. Witt, and I were just discussing your future.
01:10:01Yeah, but let me tell you something about your partner here.
01:10:03He's scum.
01:10:04He's the lowest scum of the earth.
01:10:07No, you know something?
01:10:08He's lower than scum.
01:10:10He gives scum a bad name.
01:10:12Well, of course he does.
01:10:13That's why I hired him.
01:10:15Take her away.
01:10:17No, no, wait a minute.
01:10:18Wait!
01:10:19I have information about the time of your son!
01:10:22I think she's telling the truth.
01:10:25Really?
01:10:26Well, I don't pay you to think, do I?
01:10:28I pay you to lie, cheat, and steal.
01:10:31So, why don't you go down to the harbor
01:10:33and bring back the men and their guns?
01:10:36Guns?
01:10:37Hmm.
01:10:38Shh.
01:10:39Maybe she's up here.
01:10:40Nice and light now.
01:10:41Ooh, love the artwork.
01:10:43Whoa!
01:10:44Reservations for five.
01:10:46Under tea, maybe?
01:10:47No.
01:10:50Come on, let's go!
01:10:51Move it, move it!
01:10:52It's okay, fellas.
01:10:53We'll find a table ourselves.
01:10:54Whoa!
01:10:55Little log there.
01:10:57Everything looks cool up here.
01:10:58Come on.
01:11:00Come on, come on.
01:11:01We're on the right.
01:11:02We're on the left.
01:11:03Mitchell, you back there?
01:11:04Yeah!
01:11:09Hey, you guys.
01:11:10Check it out.
01:11:13Wow.
01:11:14Ancient us.
01:11:15Trippy.
01:11:17The Battle of a Thousand Swords.
01:11:19Four demons defeated the Daimon and his army.
01:11:24Hmm.
01:11:25Definitely family.
01:11:26Looks like me, but it's got Raph's beak.
01:11:29Watch this.
01:11:31But it was only a legend.
01:11:33Dudes, we're legends!
01:11:35Hey!
01:11:35All right!
01:11:36I like it.
01:11:37Hey, Wayne Newton.
01:11:41Hey, you were expecting maybe, uh, the Addams Family?
01:11:48Good one.
01:11:48Hey!
01:11:49You have come back.
01:11:51Yeah, we like to drop in about every three or four centuries.
01:11:54Yeah, and it looks like you're having a rough day.
01:11:56So, uh, give us a scepter back and, uh, ha!
01:12:00We'll get out of here.
01:12:02Yeah.
01:12:02Yeah, uh-huh.
01:12:04You have disgraced my ancestor, but he will not disgrace me.
01:12:08Or that I'm willing to die.
01:12:11Kill him.
01:12:12Chicago.
01:12:13Hmm?
01:12:14We will both die.
01:12:16But only one of us with honor.
01:12:18Hmm.
01:12:25Are we out of the loop here, or what?
01:12:28Yeah.
01:12:29Whoa!
01:12:30Hey!
01:12:31Ha!
01:12:32Hey, fool!
01:12:33It's sheltered!
01:12:34Hurrah!
01:12:37You okay?
01:12:38Mikey, watch out!
01:12:39Ah!
01:12:40Oh, he who dings the shell must pay!
01:12:44Hiya!
01:12:45Yah!
01:12:46Yah!
01:12:46Yah!
01:12:48Yah!
01:12:52Yah!
01:12:55Yeah!
01:12:56Yah!
01:13:02Yah!
01:13:04Ah!
01:13:05Yahoo!
01:13:06Yahoo!
01:13:15Hyah!
01:13:17Base is loaded! Home run!
01:13:20Leapron!
01:13:27Triple play!
01:13:35Leapron! Hello! Good bye!
01:13:39Ha! Ha! Ha!
01:13:45Alright, good job, Turtles!
01:13:47Yes!
01:13:48Leo, high foot!
01:13:49Hey!
01:13:50Alright, let's rock and roll, dudes!
01:13:52Whoa, more logs!
01:13:55Hey, Mac!
01:13:57Take the rest of the day off!
01:13:59I'll open the dungeon!
01:14:01Alright, you guys go that way!
01:14:02We must open the gates!
01:14:03No problemo!
01:14:04Uh-oh, scud!
01:14:07Come on!
01:14:12One, two, three, four!
01:14:15You're free, guys! Let's go!
01:14:28How dare you?
01:14:32It's so good!
01:14:41Come on!
01:14:42I love this stuff!
01:14:54I get some kick out of this job!
01:15:00Come on!
01:15:01Come on!
01:15:04Come on!
01:15:05Come on!
01:15:07Come on!
01:15:08Hold it!
01:15:11You too!
01:15:13This is not the end of time!
01:15:14I know.
01:15:15You too!
01:15:35Big mistake, dude.
01:15:53Go ahead.
01:15:54Finish me.
01:15:56Okay.
01:16:03There.
01:16:04Short enough for you?
01:16:07Come on.
01:16:22Hey, yeah.
01:16:24Hello?
01:16:26Who's dropping son?
01:16:28Lord Dora Naga.
01:16:30Dora Naga?
01:16:32Whoa!
01:16:36Name rings a bell.
01:16:40Yes, indeed, turtles.
01:16:42One time you'll zip.
01:16:43Look.
01:16:46It's April.
01:16:49Well, if it ain't the Phantom of the Opera.
01:16:52Love to stay in chat, but places to go, people to kill.
01:17:03Come on, lads!
01:17:07Move it! Move it!
01:17:09Get out of the way!
01:17:10Oh, no. Guns!
01:17:11There goes the neighborhood.
01:17:13Wait!
01:17:13Hey, calm down.
01:17:14Thank you, Mr. Witt.
01:17:16Yeah, Witt.
01:17:17You make a great servant.
01:17:18I'm real impressed.
01:17:20My God.
01:17:21Stay cool.
01:17:22Who's your tailor?
01:17:23We're naked.
01:17:26You okay, April?
01:17:27Sorry, guys.
01:17:28You all right?
01:17:29I really don't have time for any of these social pleasantries, I'm afraid.
01:17:33Shoot them.
01:17:33Right.
01:17:36Don't move a finger!
01:17:42What'd you say?
01:17:43I said, shoot them.
01:17:47That wasn't part of the deal, Walker.
01:17:51Well, if you feel like that, you better join them then, hadn't you?
01:17:54Miles?
01:17:55Right.
01:17:58Hey, come on.
01:18:00Shoot him, too.
01:18:01With pleasure.
01:18:03With pleasure.
01:18:03We saw her.
01:18:04Right there!
01:18:05Ready?
01:18:08Gee, if we die here in the past, does that mean that we don't get born in the future?
01:18:13Hey, Tinkerbell, why don't you shoot us?
01:18:18Leo, wait.
01:18:20Sorry, are you addressing me?
01:18:22Shoot us yourself, unless you're too scared.
01:18:26I get it.
01:18:29He knows he can't kill us.
01:18:32We're demons.
01:18:34We are demons!
01:18:36Your bullets will just bounce back and kill all you guys instead.
01:18:41Right, what he said.
01:18:42Duppish?
01:18:43Do I have the pleasure of the first shot, Captain?
01:18:48Okay, go ahead, punk.
01:18:49Make my day.
01:18:51Well, if it's going to make you all feel better.
01:18:59I've got a good idea.
01:19:00What's that, Captain?
01:19:01Hey, where's he going?
01:19:03Out!
01:19:04Out!
01:19:04What's this creep that I'm asleep, anyone?
01:19:06What's he doing?
01:19:08Uh-oh, this doesn't bode well.
01:19:11Nice.
01:19:12Bluff, Mr. Leader.
01:19:13Major bummer.
01:19:15We're toast.
01:19:18Try this on for size.
01:19:20Oh.
01:19:21Uh, this could hurt.
01:19:24Oh.
01:19:29Oh, boy, do I love being a turtle.
01:19:34Oh, yes, that's very clever.
01:19:36Oh, yes, very clever.
01:19:38You missed me.
01:19:40Yeah.
01:19:45Guess what time it is.
01:19:52Oh, look, Don King.
01:19:53Oh, look, Don King.
01:20:10Smells like a geek ran through here.
01:20:12Uh-huh.
01:20:17Oh, he's almost forgot you.
01:20:19Come on.
01:20:25Where did he go?
01:20:27There he goes.
01:20:27Out the window.
01:20:28Over there.
01:20:29Come on, Mikey.
01:20:30Move off the front.
01:20:31We got him off.
01:20:31Come on, guys.
01:20:36Hurry, Raph.
01:20:38Right behind you, Leo.
01:20:42He's up there, Donnie.
01:20:43Come on.
01:20:43All right, let's go.
01:20:45This is so good for your calves.
01:20:47Yeah.
01:20:57Whoa, stop right there.
01:21:00Or you're a gunner, dude.
01:21:02Totally.
01:21:11What kind of demons are you?
01:21:13We're turtles, friend.
01:21:15And the Teenage Mutant Ninja variety, sleazeball.
01:21:20Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:21:21Yeah.
01:21:22Hmm.
01:21:34Whoa, check it out.
01:21:37This, I believe, is what you've been searching for.
01:21:43Go, fetch.
01:21:44Go, fetch.
01:21:47Wait for it.
01:21:48You're losing right home.
01:21:49Did you really think I'd make it that easy, you nasty little reptiles?
01:21:55I got it.
01:21:56I got it.
01:21:56I got it.
01:21:57I got it.
01:21:57I got it.
01:21:57Nice to the lap.
01:21:58No.
01:22:00Oh, not again.
01:22:03I got it.
01:22:03I got it.
01:22:05Okay.
01:22:05Oh, my God.
01:22:08Mikey.
01:22:09Mike.
01:22:10Nice catch.
01:22:11I got you.
01:22:12I got you.
01:22:13I got you.
01:22:13I got you.
01:22:15I got you.
01:22:15I got you.
01:22:18We got it.
01:22:19Yes.
01:22:20We got it.
01:22:21Ah.
01:22:36Wow bungee jumping without a bungee that could be dangerous
01:22:51hey guys we have an egg timer to catch let's move it
01:23:00buckle up dudes it's time to go home hey guys i'm not going back
01:23:05what what'd you say i said i'm staying here i'm not going back with you
01:23:10michael angelo come on you can't be serious he's serious hey wait a minute you are going
01:23:19back to new york been there done that michelangelo it's her home sure your home's a nice apartment
01:23:29my home's a sewer uh i've been thinking the same thing leo people appreciate us here we don't have
01:23:36to live like moles hey whoa no way we're all going back tell them leo actually hey you know guys
01:23:44uh
01:23:45not to sound selfish or anything but what the heck why not i do not want to stay here me
01:23:51neither do
01:23:52you think i could possibly live without a single microchip whoa somebody's activated the scepter we
01:24:01gotta go now tension no we wait 400 years and this casey is still late i will wait no longer
01:24:11tension
01:24:13you cannot go without the others it would be cowardly
01:24:23come on hey come on yeah both of you yeah come on gotta get back time to go
01:24:34come on yeah okay come on get it together i just want to give you guys a nice peek at
01:24:41the future
01:24:42all right bet you guys feel lucky to be going back right yeah yeah yeah lucky we're going back
01:24:52let's get really screw up history all right okay enough is enough okay let's go come on guys you
01:25:05cannot split up your brothers remember yeah yeah yeah rafael son hey yoshi yoshi wants to say goodbye
01:25:17but we're not going back but we're not going back me and raf are going to be staying no
01:25:25kenshin must return you promised yeah but uh our two families must be united
01:25:32or the wars will start again but i thought i want to stay here with you you will always be
01:25:41here with me
01:25:43michael angelo
01:25:49uh-oh guys it's picking up speed come on
01:26:02i've been thinking we have to go back it's our destiny
01:26:08i mean if we stay here we interfere with their lives and that would be selfish exactly our lives are
01:26:16in
01:26:16new york right right guys yeah yeah it's star trek time guys hey yoshi man rafael-san yo yoshi
01:26:26chamber
01:26:27oh
01:26:27uh ah i won't get you either little man and remember watch that temper oh hey all right
01:26:40uh i'll put this all her way for you okay yeah all right giving you excuse to come back
01:26:48Max and my stand.
01:26:49Okay.
01:26:51Whoa, whoa. All right, all right, all right.
01:26:54Mikey!
01:26:56Got a bus to catch. Come on.
01:26:58Go ahead. Good.
01:27:02What are you doing?
01:27:04It's okay, man. Go ahead. We'll be all right.
01:27:07Mikey!
01:27:11See you later.
01:27:14Come on, Mikey!
01:27:15If you ever get to New York...
01:27:18Yeah, later, Mikey!
01:27:20Uh, hey, Destiny!
01:27:21What a drag!
01:27:24Mikey!
01:27:25Hurry!
01:27:26Come on, Mikey!
01:27:38Oh, nice!
01:27:39Oh, nice!
01:27:44You made it back to the den!
01:27:46Ohh!
01:27:48Hm?
01:27:50Whoa!
01:27:51Whoa...oh, whoa...
01:27:52Michelangelo?
01:27:54Mikey?
01:28:03Get that guy! He's got the scepter!
01:28:07Get after him!
01:28:08Get up this ladder!
01:28:27Mikey?
01:28:29Mikey?
01:28:31Mikey?
01:28:31Oh, boy, I can't believe you.
01:28:33Well, not bad!
01:28:34We've lost you forever, Mikey.
01:28:36Yeah!
01:28:37But you're Organa!
01:28:38I'm glad you're okay.
01:28:39Hi, guys.
01:28:41Michelangelo.
01:29:01Father!
01:29:01What's that?
01:29:03Jean!
01:29:31I'm sorry, sorry.
01:29:32I'm sorry.
01:29:33Okay.
01:29:35Okay.
01:29:36Okay.
01:29:36Okay.
01:29:37Okay.
01:29:38Okay.