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00:14Haley went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:24Okay, let's find us.
00:38Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. No spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:09Let's go!
01:10Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!
01:14Let's go!
01:18Let's go Eagles! Let's go!
01:21Let's go, Eagles! Let's go!
01:23Let's go, Eagles!
01:28Brad, stop showing off! Catch it!
01:30Relax. I got you.
01:36Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad!
01:40Run! Tessa, did you see that?
01:41Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson, the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Dating either one of them is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:51Yeah, that's why half of the students are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert, not a high school football game.
02:00Touchdown!
02:01Woo!
02:04Woo!
02:05Woo!
02:06Woo!
02:12Woo!
02:14Woo!
02:16Woo!
02:17Woo!
02:18Woo!
02:19Woo!
02:20Woo!
02:22Can It?
02:24Yeah,
02:25No, I, uh...
02:26Damn!
02:28This is so awkward!
02:37Whiiii...
02:38No, I, uh...
02:42I don't have time for this.
02:54Connor should be more like Brad the crowd loves him and he loves them right back
02:59he's a narcissist I mean he thinks he's better than everyone
03:11oh look the creepy crawlies are out
03:14dreaming about guys they could never get within their wildest dreams as if
03:27you know you can't just stand here and be rude and act like you're better than
03:31everyone babe better I don't just think I'm better I am better didn't you see
03:39the rankings I'm the popular queen and you you're the undateable nerd
03:47petty it's it's fine they're just being rude let's go what did you say
04:07just because you're about a dick whatever it doesn't mean anything
04:11Kaylee rules the school don't you forget it you're nothing but a last
04:27no that's it I'm sick and tired of this imperial monarchy BS what are you gonna do
04:39I'm I'm gonna change yeah I'm gonna get to the top of that stupid list I'm sick and
04:47tired of Kelly's stupid rules I'm gonna rewrite them but what are you gonna do
04:58first is dating one of the boys at the top who's your target which one's your target at least not
05:10Connor no not Connor Brad sweet to everyone that's it Brad's my target I'm so excited so
05:26what's your plan first step sexy photo right got it okay so you take the sexy
05:34pick and I'll get Brad's number okay tell me this is too much yes it's perfect
05:44it's perfect are you sure yes yes okay ready yes
06:26what's next you'll find out
06:34if you if you if you what do I say next I have the highest GPA and I don't even
06:43know how to send a text maybe if you say please
07:07meet in the boys locker room after school
07:09Brad said yes oh my gosh I guess guys aren't as hard as calculus
07:17once I land this date with Brad I'm rewriting Kelly's rules
07:34check this out the girl that's ranked last in the popularity rankings she has for her number just gave her
07:40some random digits
07:45you know for real though I'm kind of curious how cringe can a straight-up bottom nerd
07:50guess oh my god oh my god oh my god my eyes
07:59oh
08:06you really do have bad eyesight
08:11the hell did you say I said you really do have bad eyesight that's why in the game there's a
08:16perfect pass but you didn't see the two defenders coming up behind you
08:19no no no no that was an accident okay hey what the hell does that have to do with this
08:24anyway okay on the field you only see the end zone not the risk and now you're
08:29mocking someone you don't even know cuz she doesn't fit your shallow fucking beauty
08:32standard you're really gonna start some shit over some nerd have you lost your
08:37mind it's not about her it's the fact that you're talking shit behind some girl's back
08:49I'm so fucking angry I almost almost peed myself
08:56cheer up Tessa let's not ruin tonight we need to make a good impression
09:15Linda Darlene oh Tessa hi welcome home I'll sell you down at any minute
09:42oh you know each other already well excellent yeah yeah practically everyone
09:51knows Connor Vaughn he's like famous at school or something yeah right back at
09:58you Tessa you've made quite the impression at school did he completely get the wrong
10:06idea today at the field I think I actually have a thing for him fantastic I could skip
10:13the awkward getting to know each other part now you're not just only friends classmates
10:20you're family isn't that fun what she's my stepsister
10:30Tessa Linda was telling me how well you're doing in school maybe you can help Connor with his grids
10:38what and uh make sure you keep him off the football field his last major injury landed him in the
10:45ICU
10:45okay dad no one needs to know all that that was forever ago of course think of it as a
10:52supervision we're not seriously agreeing to that are we yes mr. Vaughn I will take great care of my new
11:23stepbrother oh my god there's no way people know about my day with brown already
11:40we heard the good news congratulations Tessa but but I haven't even done anything yet
11:46oh silly the entire school voted and you're officially the undateable nerd queen of our school
11:56wait what what stop what are you guys doing stop let go here's your royal necklace your majesty
12:10long may she reign that's probably the coolest you will ever get to the things
12:15and giant whitelust that's not true okay you know what I actually have a date with Brad Dawson
12:32God is this virgin nerd really telling the truth since when did Brad go for awful
12:38garbage in front of every day since he deserves a lot of clothes after his base really couldn't
12:53be true with him but it's not good if he has ever been е
13:01You?
13:07You?
13:08Are you stalking me?
13:11What? No, no.
13:13What are you talking about?
13:18Pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me?
13:20Yeah, you sent me this sexy, seductive photo?
13:23What game are you trying to play?
13:25No, no, no, no. I sent that to Brad.
13:30Why the hell is that on your phone?
13:44Where's Brad?
13:46I don't see him anywhere.
13:48Did you get scared by the stamps of your V-card?
13:53I see.
13:54You and Kelly are trying to set me up.
13:57Aren't you?
14:08Oh, my God.
14:10Oh, my God.
14:11It's like everywhere.
14:13No way.
14:14Oh, my God.
14:15Oh, my God.
14:19No, no, no. This can't be happening.
14:22Hey, Queen.
14:23I'm a huge fan of your work.
14:27I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:29I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:32I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:34I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:35I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:36You did this, you jerk.
14:38Connor Vaughn, I hate you.
14:40No.
14:46Looking for this?
14:57What's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:01Shh.
15:04Leave you alone?
15:09You're the one that exposed me and tried to humiliate me in front of the whole school by showing everyone
15:15my picture.
15:16You asshole.
15:18What are you talking about?
15:24I don't know what you've heard about me, but I would never leak someone's photos.
15:30Okay.
15:31Thanks.
15:32You still didn't answer my question.
15:35What's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:43You know Brad Dawson, the guy on your team?
15:49The narcissistic pretty boy?
15:52Yeah, unfortunately I do.
15:54Good.
15:55Now we can talk.
15:58Let's make a deal.
15:59I will cover your training and you have to help me get with Brad.
16:05What's in it for me?
16:05When you play football, I'll be your perfect alibi.
16:10Deal?
16:13Deal.
16:20Operation Unnerd is a go.
16:23I already studied all the techniques, so I'm a pro.
16:29What the hell is that?
16:30Head tilt, breathing techniques, and...
16:37Okay.
16:38First things first.
17:01Better.
17:02I can't go to school like this, though.
17:06If you wanna attract someone as shallow as Brad, you gotta dress like it.
17:17Look at your eyes.
17:20Not bad.
17:28Look at the next step.
17:30Why don't we...
17:32Go to...
17:32Go to...
17:35I've never felt a guy like this.
17:39I just...
17:40saw it.
17:43What are you doing?
17:46Your heart rates to the roof, Professor?
17:48If you can't even handle touching someone,
17:51how do you plan on kissing someone?
17:54I was just...
17:56Ow!
17:58A rookie like you won't last a second with Brad.
18:04I'll show you a lesson I can teach you.
18:07Yeah.
18:08Oh my God, but...
18:09Is he gonna...
18:11kiss me?
18:12Hopefully we feel properly.
18:12You can change a lot, too.
18:13We won't run all of them at home!
18:15I don't know.
18:17Episode 30 Turbo Turbo.
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