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Lapitan mo pa Kuys! Vhong, inayos ang kumalat na lipstick ni Malou.

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00:00Pampanga po.
00:01Pampanga.
00:03Kapampangan po.
00:03Yung ninuno niya sa pampanga.
00:06Yung talaga.
00:07Alam din naman lang people eh.
00:09Pangalawa.
00:09Pangalawa.
00:10Kasi yung una medyo madumi pa yung bigal.
00:13Yes, madumi pa yung.
00:14Yung pangalawa yung katas.
00:15Yung din ginagawang amni ba?
00:17Yung din.
00:18Yung sobra din.
00:20Yung ano yun.
00:20Sa sinaing naman yun.
00:21Pag yung maluluto na.
00:23Yung kumukulo na gano'n.
00:25Yung medyo malapot na.
00:27Yung yung pang-alternate sa milk ng bata.
00:30Yes, pag hindi pwede.
00:32Pamwi lang rin pambili.
00:33Walang gatas naman.
00:36Yung yun lang.
00:37Sinigang nababoy lang.
00:38Teka lang.
00:38Kumalat na yung lips.
00:39Naging si Joker na siya.
00:42Kasi kailangan mo yung mic.
00:44Five hours din kasi.
00:47Pengi ng tissue.
00:48Naging si Joker na siya.
00:48Sino nag-make up sa'yo ngayon?
00:50Si Penguin.
00:53Tissue na.
00:54Ay, iba talaga si Kuya Bong.
00:56Minsan lang yun nagtatanggal ng make up na.
00:59Ano lang kasi.
01:00Kumakalat eh.
01:01Thank you po.
01:01Ayaw natin siyempre nakikita siya sa TV.
01:03Ang sweet naman ni Kuya Bong.
01:03Tapos biglang gaganon.
01:05Ay si Joker nasa TV.
01:06Di ba?
01:06Pangit naman na gano'n.
01:07Ano naman special mo dun sa adobong baboy?
01:10Yung pangalawang hugas ng pinggan?
01:12Ano?
01:13Bakit ba?
01:16Malay mo.
01:16Bakit ba't pangalawa lagi na ano?
01:18Malay mo.
01:19May tira-tira.
01:20Oo.
01:21Ano yung?
01:22Pinakuluan lang po.
01:23Pinatuyo.
01:24Okay, nakaka.
01:24Ito yung adobo?
01:29Hala.
01:29Super naman talaga yung mga kanyang bagay.
01:39Lapitan mo.
01:40Baka hindi mo pakita.
01:41Lapitan mo na konti.
02:01Lapitan mo pa.
02:04Lapitan mo pa.
02:04Lapitan mo pa.
02:05Lapitan mo pa si Malu.
02:06Lapitan mo.
02:06Lapitan mo.
02:06Lapitan mo.
02:08Lapitan mo.
02:11Sabi din daw ng mga ninuno kahit sino magpakita ng kagandahang asal eh.
02:17Patagal ka na ba?
02:18Patagal ka na ba?
02:19Patagal ka na ba?
02:20Patagal ka na ba?
02:21One year old.
02:22Ay, one year na po.
02:23One year na po.
02:24Bata na ba?
02:24One year na po.
02:26Noong January 16th po.
02:28Ano nangyari?
02:29Bago lang.
02:30Heart attack po.
02:31Oh.
02:32Eh, kasi sinigang na baboy tsaka adobong baboy lagi niluluto.
02:35Kasi yung pangalaw eh.
02:35Mas maganda tayo una eh.
02:38Sa tatlong hugas ata, siya nag ano.
02:41Uy, biro lang.
02:45Ito na'y biro lamang.
02:47Alam mo naman, nagpapasaya lang kami dito eh.
02:50Huwag yung mong nareseway na lahat ng bagay.
02:52Wala ka dyan.
02:53Paano pa ito ay papaliwanag?
02:55Pa tatlong hugas.
02:56Yung tatlong pang hugas na ano.
02:58Sinahing, sinahing, sinahing.
03:20Eww.
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