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00:01Now, gentlemen, please exchange the rigs.
00:10Are you really ready for this?
00:13Very, thanks.
00:15You've been having sex with me.
00:18Yes!
00:20I'm scared already.
00:25We're just getting started.
00:28Cutting some slack, boss.
00:30You may now kiss.
00:36Yep, that's me. Straight guy getting kissed by a copy.
00:40How did I end up here?
00:42Well, it all started last week.
00:58What? What the fuck?
01:00Lucas, you got me a job at a gay bar?
01:03I'm straight.
01:04Noah, this means better than anything else.
01:08Plus, Mafia King Gideon booked the whole place tonight.
01:12You can make serious tips and cover your sister's medical bills.
01:16Hey, Noah, you still there?
01:19Fine.
01:21Just a bunch of gays.
01:23For the money, I'll suck it up.
01:26Excuse me, here's your champagne.
01:31Hello? Anyone?
01:33Holy crap!
01:43No.
01:46Nope.
01:47No.
01:52Nope. Next!
01:53What is this? Some bachelor auction?
01:56So gross.
01:59Ha ha! Hey! What the hell?
02:01Well, well. Look what we missed. Prime beef right here.
02:11That face is hotter than your ass. How much for a night?
02:15I'm not some damn rent boy, you jerk.
02:19Drop dead. Drop dead.
02:25No, I need this job. I can't piss him off before payday.
02:29Noah, do it for the cash. Just deal with it.
02:34Sorry, sir. I'm just a waiter. I don't offer those services.
02:39Oh, please. Isn't it all about money? Make me happy and I'll make it rain.
02:45Sir, I really don't do that. Sir, please.
02:50Come to daddy, baby.
02:53I said I'm not gay.
02:56Hey!
02:57What are you waiting for? Take him out!
03:10Your turn now.
03:13That must save me!
03:15And you can survive when you feel like I'm gone.
03:20Oh, nasty purr!
03:22Touch my ass! Touch my ass!
03:29Boss! Kill this whore!
03:33Hey, we can talk this out.
03:38I've decided. I want him.
03:42Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
03:46Sorry, what's everyone crying about?
03:50I want you to be my bride.
03:56Lower your guns. Show some respect to my bride.
04:00What? What the hell are you talking about? Who the fuck would be your bride?
04:06You're the first one who's ever dared to swing at me.
04:14Listen, boy.
04:16Fists won't solve everything, but money can.
04:25Listen, boy.
04:27Fists won't solve everything, but money can.
04:36Half a million dollars right here
04:38Become my bride
04:41And it's all yours
04:43Well, take the deal
04:46Or should I sweeten the pot?
04:49Go fuck yourself
04:54What are you waiting for?
04:56Go get them
04:57Don't
04:58Run, little rabbit
05:00I'll hunt you down myself
05:13Hello?
05:15Lucas
05:16Sorry
05:17I screwed up
05:19Forget that
05:20Get to the hospital now
05:22Your sister's been thrown out of her room
05:24What?
05:27We don't have beds for beggars here
05:30Get out
05:32You bastard
05:34What the hell are you doing to my sister?
05:37Oh great, another broke brother
05:39Take this walking disease home to die
05:43Save your money to fix your own poverty
05:46You're fucking dead meat
05:52Brother
05:53Please don't fight
05:55Let's just go
05:57I want to go home
06:13Broke-ass losers
06:15Hit me if you've got the guts
06:17Pathetic trash
06:18Crawl back to whatever gutter you came from
06:35Noah
06:36My sickness
06:40I don't want treatment anymore
06:43No
06:44I'll get the money
06:45Just trust me, okay?
06:48I do trust you
06:49I just want to spend whatever time I have left with you
06:55Noah, if...
06:56I mean, if I really die someday
06:59Promise me you'll stop fighting
07:01Take care of yourself
07:03And find someone you love
07:05That way
07:07I'll be happy up there
07:10I'm so sorry, Lily
07:11It's all my fault for being so damn useless
07:15I'm sorry
07:16I'm so sorry
07:25Lily, I swear I'll save you
07:27No matter the cost
07:36Lucas
07:37You know where Gideon's place is?
07:47Filthy whore
07:48You got some nerve showing up here
07:49Get out of my way
07:52I'm not here for small-time punks like you
07:54I need to see Gideon
07:56You little bitch
07:58Who do you think you are?
07:59You think you can just see our boss whenever you want...
08:02Corbin
08:03Let him in
08:10Just you wait
08:12I'll fuck you up someday
08:26What do you want?
08:28I'll be your bride
08:30But I want a million dollars
08:33Just another gold digger after all
08:36Deal
08:45What are you doing?
08:49Just checking the goods, sweetheart
08:52Gotta see if my million's worth it
09:09Pass the test
09:11I'm not into men
09:12I just need someone tough enough for the mafia
09:15And to get me out of this arranged marriage
09:18And most importantly
09:21Someone who won't fall for me
09:23I swear I won't
09:25I've been straight my whole life
09:27A smart businessman never trusts him who promises
09:31Sign this marriage contract
09:32And the million is all yours
09:35Just remember
09:36Fall for me
09:37And you owe ten times that
09:47You bastard
09:48How dare you
09:54To be my bride
09:56First thing
09:57You gotta take out three big guys
09:59With one shot
10:06Second
10:07In front of others
10:08You act like we're madly in love
10:13Always
10:16Yes darling
10:18I
10:21Third
10:22You gotta be good in bed
10:25Hell no
10:26The ass stuff
10:27Wasn't in the damn contract
10:34Hell no
10:35The ass wasn't in the damn contract
10:37Relax
10:37I have a male interest in men's asses
10:41But we can act it out
10:43When necessary
10:48A wedding gift
10:49For you
10:50For me?
10:52Is it cash?
10:53Jewelry?
10:54Or a property deed?
10:57Boss
10:58Uh
10:59Isn't this wedding gift
11:01A little bit
11:03Hasty?
11:06I think it suits you perfectly
11:09Especially for meeting your
11:11Rival
11:22Damn
11:23They aren't the rival's laggies
11:25Right?
11:34What are you looking at?
11:36Who are all these people?
11:41Cutthroat killers
11:46Cross them and you'll end up
11:49As mince to me
11:51Oh god
11:52I just wanted some medical money
11:54I don't want to die
11:56Why so nervous?
11:57Remember what I said?
11:59Act like a boss
12:00When you're with me
12:03And also
12:05We need to look madly in love
12:07At all times
12:12Wait
12:13People are watching
12:15People are watching
12:16Oh no no no
12:16They're completely furious now
12:24Misses!
12:25What have you got them?
12:28Oh my!
12:29Go get the missus
12:31Some vodka
12:31To cool down
12:32You were messing with me?
12:36Who's calling that?
12:37I'm Gideon's missus
12:45Tell Gideon to get out here and face me
12:48Well, well
12:49If it isn't the young lady of the black family
12:52Sorry I didn't greet you earlier
12:54Get lost
12:58Miss Lena
13:00Our boss has already cancelled the engagement with you
13:03That's causing trouble
13:04Who the hell are you?
13:06Tell Gideon to return the weapons he took from my family's dock last
13:10Then we'll talk
13:12You
13:12That wasn't a partnership
13:15My men took those fair and square
13:17Why should I return anything?
13:20If we weren't engaged
13:21I wouldn't hold back
13:23Gideon
13:24Marry me
13:25And it's settled
13:27Sorry
13:28I can't
13:29I like men
13:30And I already have a new fiancé
13:33What?
13:35No way
13:36Baby
13:37Prove it to them
13:38Say it loud
13:39I
13:40I won't
13:41500,000
13:44I am Gideon's bride
13:46He loves me day and night
13:49Takes me seven times
13:51With all his might
13:52Tomorrow
13:52Tomorrow we'll marry
13:53That's right
13:54Just give up your fight
13:57Just give up your fight
13:59Oh my goodness
14:02Boss and the bitches are so adorable together
14:11Well done baby
14:14You sons of bitches
14:16How dare you humiliate me like this
14:18You'll pay for this
14:24You fucking
14:26Touch my fiancé and I'll kill you first
14:29Back the fuck up off our boss
14:36Don't chicken out now
14:37Show them what you got
14:40Yeah?
14:41Then pull the damn trigger
14:43Kill me if you want
14:45But Gideon will never marry you
14:47You and your whole crew gonna die right here over your stupid impulse
14:53We'll swallow up your entire gang
14:55And Gideon's gonna spend forever thinking about me
14:58Loving me
15:00Crying his eyes out over me
15:04Come on, do it
15:06It's a good deal
15:07I'm ready
15:24You bitch
15:25I'm not giving you what you want
15:27Gideon
15:29I'm not giving up
15:37Well done baby
15:39As a reward
15:40I'm taking you somewhere special
15:42Where?
15:44You gonna let me go wild with your black card?
15:57I just solved your problem
15:59And now you're killing me?
16:04Let go
16:06Kill you?
16:07Haha baby
16:08I'm just bringing my wife
16:10To meet
16:10My mom
16:18Mom
16:19Tomorrow
16:20I'm finally breaking free
16:22From this arranged marriage
16:24I'm taking this freedom
16:26And seeing all those places
16:29You never got to see
16:31Feeling everything
16:32They stole from you
16:36Hey
16:36Why are you crying?
16:39What's going on here?
16:42Today's the anniversary
16:44Of when Boss lost his mom
16:47Boss' mama
16:48Had a childhood sweetheart
16:50They swore
16:52They'd be together forever
16:53But some family politics
16:56Forced her to cut her man loose
16:58And marry someone
16:59She didn't love
17:00The Boss' father
17:02That old man
17:04Was psycho-possessive
17:05Wouldn't let her step foot
17:07Outside the gang
17:08Wouldn't let her see
17:10Any other men
17:11Ten years straight
17:13She was just a pretty bird
17:15In a gilded cage
17:18Then one day
17:19She left the Boss
17:21With her last words
17:24Baby boy
17:25Promise me you'll be free
17:29Then she killed herself
17:31Right in the cage
17:33That crushed her spirit
17:37Boss buried all that pain and rage
17:40For eighteen long years
17:44And then
17:45At twenty-eight
17:47He finally took the crown
17:49And became king
17:53But that old bastard
17:55Had left behind a will
17:56It says Boss has got to get married
17:59To inherit the gang
18:00And the new female head of the gang
18:03Can only be
18:05Lena
18:10The will doesn't say who the male head has to be
18:14Mrs
18:14You're literally our boss's lifesaver
18:21So he's been through the same hell I have
18:28On my eighth birthday
18:29My parents got smashed in a wreck
18:32While grabbing my cake
18:34Just like that
18:36Me and Lily were orphans
18:42If I hadn't been such a brat
18:45Wanting cake from that specific shop
18:48They'd never have driven down that street
18:51Never crashed
18:58The guilt ate me alive
19:00I couldn't face Lily or myself anymore
19:04So I became a coward
19:09I cried
19:10And ran
19:11Heading straight for what I hoped
19:22Mom always said
19:24The ocean went on forever
19:26I figured
19:27All that water
19:29Could wash away what I'd done
19:35That's when
19:36God sent an angel
19:37To forgive me
19:40Whatever you've been through
19:42Yesterday's regrets
19:43Don't have to become tomorrow's grave
19:45Stay alive
19:47Okay?
19:49The ocean was freezing that night
19:51But his embrace warmed me
19:53And still does
19:56If I'd found him
19:57When he was broken like that
19:59Maybe I could have held him too
20:02Strange
20:04Why do they seem so similar?
20:06What are you waiting for?
20:08Come on!
20:10Call me husband in front of our mom
20:12I take it back
20:14No way in hell
20:15They're the same person
20:29Gideon's little lap dog
20:31You got the balls to follow me home?
20:34Spare me Miss Black
20:35I'm here to help you get rid of your competition
20:38You'd sell out Gideon
20:40What's your price?
20:42Just hand over
20:44That pretty boy Noah to me
20:57Um
20:58I heard
21:00Your mom used to make this for you
21:02Took me a few tries to get it right
21:08Did you
21:10Blow up my kitchen?
21:11If you don't want it
21:13Give it back
21:18Who says I don't want it?
21:36Wow
21:37You are crying?
21:39Is it that good?
21:40You put in too much pepper
21:42It's burning my throat
21:45Nonsense
21:46I didn't use any pepper
21:48Let me taste it
21:52It tastes
21:53Just like my mom's
21:55Noah
21:56Thank you
21:58Oh
21:59Yeah
22:00Maybe
22:01I did go crazy
22:04With the pepper
22:10Noah
22:11I really appreciate this
22:15Here's your payment
22:17What the hell?
22:19Isn't this
22:20What you wanted?
22:23You think I'm being nice to you?
22:24Just to get your fucking money?
22:27Then
22:27What do you want?
22:29Figure it out yourself
22:30Asshole
22:35What the hell is wrong with you?
22:40You
22:42Falling for me or something?
22:47You falling for me or something?
22:50Who the hell would ever
22:52Shhh
22:54Someone's taking photos outside
22:56Don't blow our cover
22:58What should I do?
23:04Looks like we're doing a bedroom scene, baby
23:11Weird
23:13I should be disgusted right now
23:16Why don't I want to push him away?
23:18But
23:18How dare he seduce Gideon like that?
23:21I can't do this anymore
23:23I'm going home
23:26Huh
23:32Jerk
23:32Jumps in and out of character
23:34Like flipping a switch
23:38Noah
23:39What were you hoping for?
23:41You're both straight
23:42Don't catch feelings
23:45Remember
23:46That ten million dollar penalty
23:48If you fall for him
23:55Shit
23:55I'm actually getting hard
23:57For a dude
24:02I thought you said
24:03Their marriage was fake
24:05So how the hell
24:06Are they sleeping together?
24:07I don't know how this happened either
24:09But I've got a plan
24:11Tomorrow I'll sneak you into the venue
24:13We're going to
24:15Crash the wedding
24:27Boss
24:28This
24:28This isn't appropriate
24:30We're getting married today
24:32Get lost
24:33That's gross
24:36This doesn't make sense
24:38I feel nothing for other men
24:40So what was last night about?
24:49Damn
24:51Something's definitely wrong with me
24:55Misses
24:56You forgot your bow tie
25:00Everyone out
25:01I'll take care of this
25:08Watch yourself at the wedding
25:10Lena might try something
25:12Is he actually worried about me?
25:15Remember
25:16Just stay in character
25:17And another million is waiting after today
25:21So he's worried about the performance
25:23Got it
25:25But since no one's watching now
25:28Let's keep our distance
25:30What's with you today?
25:32Did I do something wrong?
25:35Or did you hate what happened last night?
25:39If only
25:39But the thing is
25:41I actually liked it
25:43That's the real disaster
25:54Noah
25:55Don't go down this road
26:00Hate it?
26:01Hell no
26:02An extra million for rolling around in bed?
26:05I'm thrilled
26:09You're happy just for the cash?
26:15What else?
26:16You think I'd catch feelings for you?
26:21Relax
26:21Money's my only love
26:23No way I'm risking that 10 million penalty
26:26I'll nail this performance
26:28Besides
26:29For the right price
26:31I'll kiss
26:31Hug
26:32Even have sex
26:33That's just business
26:35That's just me
26:36I can handle this
26:38I'm out
26:47Weird
26:48Why does my heart suddenly hurt?
26:56Focus Noah
26:57Just get through this act
26:59That's right
27:00Back to the plan
27:02Maybe then this ache will stop
27:04Now gentlemen
27:06Please exchange the rings
27:15So beautiful
27:17Too bad it's all fake
27:19Are you really ready for this?
27:23Yes
27:27Stop them
27:41Don't worry
27:42He'll be fine
27:43Protect the boss
27:44And the missus
27:49Father
27:50Feet up the ceremony
27:51Finish the wedding now
27:53You may now kiss your husband
27:59Stop it
28:07See?
28:08Told you
28:09The ceremony is complete
28:11I now pronounce Gideon and Noah
28:13Legally married
28:15So honey
28:16Wanna see how your husband
28:18Tear through them?
28:20Watch over the missus
28:22Yes sir
28:23Time for me to clean house
28:40Oh
28:45Ah
28:52colloquial
28:53With
28:53Yes sir
28:53If사를
28:54Now
28:54Chimes
28:54이것
28:54is In
28:56It's over, Lena. The wedding's done.
29:00You can't use the marriage to threaten me anymore.
29:03Oh, yeah? What if I used your wife against you?
29:06Let go of me!
29:09Corbin, you traitor!
29:15Make a choice, Gideon. Marry me or watch him die.
29:23Gideon, forget about me!
29:25I'm not afraid to die.
29:32Don't touch him. Whatever you want, take it from me.
29:36Fine. Marry me then.
29:38Okay.
29:41Gideon, what are you doing? You promised your mother you'd be free!
29:46I'll do anything you want. Just let him go.
29:52If you hadn't agreed, I might have spared him.
29:55But now, he has to die!
29:59No!
30:02Is this how I die?
30:05I never got to see Lily recover.
30:08Never told Gideon that...
30:11Maybe I've fallen for him.
30:14Noah!
30:16Noah!
30:28Boss!
30:36No.
30:37You'd even do this for him?
30:42Gideon, I lost. Completely.
30:46Please, hold on. Call an ambulance. Now!
30:54I promised you'd be fine.
31:16No! No, Gideon! Wake up! Please, wake up!
31:22Why save me? You're supposed to be the untouchable mafia king. Why die for someone like me?
31:30Gideon, I killed Gideon.
31:35Whoever killed Gideon will pay with their blood.
31:40Everyone, listen up! Kill every black gang member!
31:47Kill them! Avenger Boss!
31:55Protect Ms. Black!
32:06Miss, we can't hold them off! We must retreat! Now!
32:11I killed you!
32:13Miss Black, wait for me!
32:22Traitor! Don't think you can escape!
32:26Gideon! Gideon!
32:32Misses, you need to leave! Black's reinforcements are coming! It's dangerous here!
32:38No, Gideon died saving me. I don't deserve to live.
32:43If you could... please take care of my sister.
32:51Boss's finger moved! He's still alive!
33:05Misses! Misses!
33:08Misses!
33:11Misses!
33:50Gideon, you bastard!
33:51I was just here for a job, and now you've dumped the whole damn gang on me!
33:57If you dare die, I swear I'll turn your headquarters into a public toilet,
34:03force everyone to strip at nightclubs,
34:06and get a hundred gays to jerk off at your grave.
34:12How can you just take this?
34:16Gideon, I'm begging you.
34:19Please wake up.
34:22Please.
34:25Gideon.
34:27Mom?
34:30Mom!
34:42Mom, I don't ever want to leave you again.
34:45Then come with me, sweetie.
34:48We'll stay together forever.
34:54Don't go!
34:59Yesterday's regrets don't have to become tomorrow's grave.
35:03That's not where you belong!
35:12Son, you're free to choose your own path.
35:16Follow what you really want.
35:19Hey, come back with me!
35:47No one, I'm back.
35:52This, with everyone watching?
35:55Hurry up!
35:56I want it now.
35:59Uh...
36:02Fine.
36:12This is amazing!
36:14Boss, what finally woke you up?
36:18Obviously, it was because of me.
36:20Oh, I dreamed about that girl from 18 years ago.
36:23Ooh, could it be your first love you've never forgotten?
36:31What's wrong?
36:32Did the apple bite you or something?
36:38This is how I cut apples.
36:40If you don't like it, go ask your precious first love to do it.
36:50I forgot he's straight.
36:52As if he'd wake up because of me.
36:56Noah!
36:58Lily?
37:02Why'd he suddenly storm off like that?
37:06Boss, maybe when you mentioned dreaming about your first love,
37:12the missus got jealous?
37:15Jealous?
37:17Wait, does Noah like me?
37:31Noah, I've missed you so much.
37:37Right, I forgot he's straight.
37:41How could he possibly like me?
37:48Noah, does that man know you?
37:53Gideon?
37:54You're still injured!
37:56What are you doing here?
37:57If I hadn't come out,
37:59I wouldn't have caught you hugging someone else.
38:02Huh?
38:03Noah, who is this?
38:05Oh, I'm his husband.
38:06He, he's my boss.
38:09So it's you, sir.
38:11Noah told me you covered my medical bills
38:13so I could continue my treatment.
38:15Thank you so much.
38:18What?
38:19Excuse us, I need a word with Noah.
38:23So that deal you made with me
38:25was for her medical bills?
38:28So he wasn't just after my life.
38:31She's the most important person in my life.
38:33I'd do anything for her.
38:36You're using my money on her?
38:39And you're not even sorry about it?
38:41Is that a problem?
38:43Tsk, Noah.
38:45Don't forget we're still legally married.
38:53Why is he so upset?
38:56It's only natural I take care of my sister.
39:00I just don't get straight, guys.
39:04Damn it!
39:05Lost him again!
39:06Split up!
39:07We have to catch him this time!
39:11I can't let Gideon catch me.
39:14He'll torture me to death.
39:16I've got to run!
39:18Get long!
39:20Please take me in, Miss Black.
39:22I still have ways to get rid of Noah.
39:25I'm done wasting energy on someone I can't have.
39:28Their connection is too strong.
39:33Just go.
39:35Miss Black!
39:36Miss Black!
39:39Noah!
39:40This is all your fault!
39:41I'll make you pay!
39:53Boss!
39:54Why did you...
39:57leave the hospital so soon?
40:01Hmm.
40:02Any longer in there and I'd die from frustration before my gunshot wound healed.
40:06Ha!
40:07I bet you just rushed out to find your first love.
40:10Exactly!
40:12My first love is sweet and adorable.
40:14Absolutely the woman of my dreams.
40:17Oh, too bad for you.
40:20No matter how perfect she is, you're stuck with me.
40:24A hard-edged guy with a terrible temper.
40:32What is happening right now?
40:34Boss, he's resting me.
40:46Hello?
40:47What?
40:48You found Corbin?
40:51Hallelujah!
40:52Hallelujah!
40:53Hallelujah!
40:55Boss, missus, gotta go!
40:59Finally, free!
41:01Hey!
41:09I'm taking a shower.
41:10No!
41:11Your wound can't get wet.
41:13Aw, worried about me?
41:15I'm just worried you'll die in there and I won't get paid.
41:22Don't worry.
41:24Even if I die, your money will still come through.
41:27Wouldn't want to delay treatment for your important person.
41:35Ungrateful jerk.
41:36Call me a dog if I ever care about you again.
41:40Ha!
41:42Gideon!
41:44Are you okay?
41:45Something in a sound.
41:53Holy crap!
41:56Is that an elephant?
42:01Is that an elephant?
42:15What's wrong?
42:16Did I hit your wound?
42:18Let me see!
42:20So you do care about me after all.
42:24You jerk!
42:25You tricked me again!
42:27Noah, I can't move.
42:30Mind helping me shower?
42:33Ha!
42:34No way.
42:35Turn your head.
42:40Raise your arm.
42:46Get up.
42:51Um, just lie back down.
42:55We're both straight.
42:57What are you getting all shy for?
42:59I'm not shy.
43:01It's not like I don't have one.
43:04Oh, really?
43:05Then why don't we just shower together?
43:08Huh.
43:09No way.
43:21What's wrong?
43:25What happened here?
43:28Just caught a stray bullet at the wedding.
43:31It's nothing.
43:32Aren't you like a rabbit?
43:33Why didn't you run to somewhere safe?
43:36I don't know.
43:37When I saw you fall in front of me, I didn't want to run away anymore.
43:46Noah, what am I to you, really?
43:54I, I don't know.
43:56Then look me in the eyes and tell me.
43:58Do you have feelings for me?
44:01God, yes.
44:02Of course I do.
44:04But...
44:04I dreamed about that girl from 18 years ago.
44:08Fall for me?
44:09And you owe 10 times that.
44:11I don't even have the right to fall for you.
44:15No, I don't.
44:18Then why can't you look me in the eyes?
44:30I...
44:30I'm sorry.
44:33We can't do this.
44:42Why not?
44:44Is it because of that girl at the hospital?
44:50Yeah.
44:58Noah.
44:59You're the only one who can make this hurt.
45:10Forget it, Noah.
45:12Nothing can happen between you two.
45:15Just focus on helping Lily recover.
45:17That's all the happiness you get.
45:22Lily?
45:24Lily!
45:25Lily!
45:26Lily!
45:31Want your sister back?
45:33Meet me at the abandoned warehouse in East District.
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