00:00It's easy when we're just friends.
00:02I mean, so what if we can't be a couple?
00:05At least we can be friends, and I'm happy with that.
00:08You're absolutely right.
00:10And now at least I'll be able to be myself in front of you.
00:13Of course, Sharia.
00:15I said, I was just a little ugly type in love.
00:18But now I'm back to normal.
00:20If you're normal, you're very cute.
00:24Yeah.
00:26I was a little psycho type in love.
00:30Love.
00:32Love is such a thing, man.
00:35It's crazy.
00:37And I've eaten so much in love that...
00:40I've never regretted myself.
00:43And I've done so ugly in love that I'm laughing myself.
00:52And I've done so many ugly ugly in love.
00:54I've done so much.
00:59Hey!
01:00You remember?
01:00When I was dressed in that restaurant,
01:02I was wearing a dress with a cleaner.
01:04And those bloody bhajan kirtans, man!
01:08Oh, man.
01:11I've done so much.
01:11And I made up my food and made up an architect.
01:15Who said that?
01:17The way to a man's heart is through his stomach!
01:21But I'm not going to be here for myself.
01:23You don't want to be a fool.
01:26We will become a fool in love.
01:28We will become a fool.
01:31You know what? No more of this buddy.
01:34These men don't deserve our love.
01:36You're right. You're absolutely right.
01:38Men are really losers.
01:43Hey! You know what?
01:45This is my nightclub slogan.
01:47Men are losers.
01:49You wanna join?
01:54Come on.
02:01Come on.
02:05Okay, okay.
02:07Michelle, what are you doing?
02:08You know what?
02:09New club.
02:12You and me and Sharius are going to be the founder members.
02:14Come on, let's go.
02:15What club?
02:15Michelle!
02:16We are going to discuss it.
02:17Come on!
02:20Tantara!
02:25The club!
02:28You know what guys?
02:30This club will be the coolest club.
02:33Because it's the most real.
02:34We will discuss real issues here.
02:37Like how stupid men are.
02:39And all the problems are due to them.
02:41And how do all men put in a rocket medal for space and space?
02:45To make the world a better place!
02:47Cool, cool, very cool club!
02:49Yay!
02:50Listen, listen, listen!
02:52This club will be the chairman of me and General Secretary P.R.J. Swal!
03:00We will show you the world.
03:02To make time based on men, it means to make time based on men.
03:06We will do group activities.
03:08How do not like men affect your life?
03:11What is happening?
03:14What is this?
03:15How are you sitting?
03:17This is a classroom, Misha, not a garden.
03:18Okay?
03:34Pia?
03:35Misha?
03:37What is this?
03:43What is happening?
03:44Is that right?
03:48Ma'am, please!
03:49Ma'am, before judging us, please hear me out.
03:52Just give me a minute, please.
04:04Ma'am!
04:05Ma'am!
04:06Ma'am!
04:06Ma'am!
04:14Ma'am!
04:21Ma'am!
04:23Ma'am!
04:24Ma'am!
04:28Ma'am!
04:29Ma'am!
04:40And this club, this club is for moral support.
04:42They are all suffering, to help them.
04:45Ma'am, we have a no-man policy.
04:48Only single ladies.
04:50Because we don't need men.
04:53We will enrich our life without these men.
04:55Ma'am, seriously, we don't need these men.
04:57We don't need them at all.
04:59Go!
05:01Ma'am, this club has a bright future.
05:04Just with your support.
05:11I haven't even said anything.
05:13Misha, you know what?
05:18You're right.
05:21I want to join this club too.
05:23What?
05:25I am with you.
05:27What?
05:27Ya! Men suck!
05:31But a problem is,
05:33our college is taking part in the dance competition.
05:36We are taking part in the dance competition.
05:37And we have to make partners.
05:40Male partners.
05:42I was looking for you, Misha.
05:46I will help you for this dance competition.
05:51You got it, ma'am.
05:52Fellow club members, I can do anything.
05:55Great.
05:56I have already announced in the assembly,
05:58which you had done.
06:00Anyways,
06:01everyone will be in the auditorium.
06:04You girls also go there.
06:06Okay?
06:06See you.
06:18Come on, girls.
06:19There's so much pressure.
06:20Dance properly.
06:22Dance properly.
06:22We have to bring the trophy to people.
06:24It's so much pressure,
06:25we can't even hope.
06:27Hey, water!
06:30Okay, Janta, listen up!
06:33I am in charge of the audition here.
06:35So, no one thinks that she is the queen here.
06:39We will have fair auditions
06:40and I will decide which girl
06:42will partner with this girl.
06:44So, guys, please,
06:45no chick chick,
06:46no bhakwas,
06:46no jhagra.
06:47Because like you all know,
06:49my patience levels are lower.
06:53Whatever.
06:55Okay, then!
07:01We have to make the winners of this contest.
07:03Because the trophy is just ours.
07:05So, come on, guys,
07:05let's get dancing.
07:07Uh,
07:08Angad and Tracker,
07:09you guys are partners.
07:10And yes,
07:10all of us will join our partners.
07:12I will announce just one pair.
07:14I will announce karungi.
07:27I hate men club ka
07:28mela pehra contribution.
07:30Guess who I'll pair you with?
07:32Uh, Kabir and Pia,
07:34the winning jodi.
07:35Hm.
07:35Tung.
07:48wao wao wao wao wao wa na-anderam There maa ra-ra-ra-ra-ra- live-an-am
07:57wa-haa mela-mela vapor na-a-ra-ra-odor?
08:02Oh, my God.
08:34Oh, my God.
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