00:00Boulder, I love you.
00:01I think we've got a special in the books.
00:04I love it here.
00:06I'm Kevin Hart.
00:07Good night.
00:17We got it.
00:20I actually got caught going to a strip club recently by my wife.
00:23Yeah.
00:23I don't know how she caught me.
00:24I only talked about it on four podcasts.
00:28And I'm not a strip club guy, but it was a bachelor party.
00:31I had to go.
00:32But she was upset.
00:32She was like, what are you like, looking at tits and ass?
00:34I was like, no.
00:35It's just kind of fun giving a woman money and have her appreciate it.
00:40Oh, yeah.
00:41Some beautiful women there, though, I got to say.
00:43Black women, that's my weakness.
00:45That's my number one.
00:46I was staring at this beautiful black dancer.
00:48She caught me looking.
00:48She walked right up to me.
00:49She goes, 20 bucks.
00:50You can touch whatever you want.
00:51I go, I'm not falling for that.
00:52She goes, 20 bucks.
00:53Touch anything.
00:54All right.
00:55I gave her 20 bucks.
00:55I touched her hair.
00:56They kicked me out.
01:00I know.
01:01What the hell?
01:02Wasn't even hers.
01:04Oh, yeah.
01:05She was pissed.
01:06She took a swing at me.
01:07Hi, Bob.
01:07She weaved.
01:08Bye.
01:09Bye.
01:11Bye.
01:13Bye.
01:14Bye.
01:14Bye.
01:15Bye.
01:16Bye.
01:16Bye.
01:17Bye.
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