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00:00:00Hey mom, here I am. Day one at Cavendish Hall, the most elite private school in the country.
00:00:06I earned a scholarship just like we planned.
00:00:09Promise me, Harper, you won't give up on our dream.
00:00:12The best high school education in the country at Cavendish Hall.
00:00:17And then Harvard.
00:00:19And don't just work hard. Have fun too. Fall in love.
00:00:23Voted Prime Queen.
00:00:25Wrong claim, mom, really?
00:00:27I want my smart, beautiful daughter to have everything she deserves.
00:00:33Promise me, Harper.
00:00:34I have to make all the right moves this year so I can make my mom proud and keep my
00:00:38promise to her.
00:00:39And who knows, maybe even meet someone amazing.
00:00:45Thanks for giving me a ride.
00:00:47Hey, you looked really hot at volleyball training.
00:00:50Show me your abs.
00:00:53Go look at Hamilton's abs, okay? He's your boyfriend.
00:00:56Oh, almost forgot mom.
00:00:58I figured it didn't happen, right?
00:00:59Can't you figure it out? I'm running with Hamilton so...
00:01:03I don't know what you're missing out on.
00:01:06Portia, what the fuck?
00:01:07Okay, look, I'm not interested in you, okay?
00:01:09I only see you as a friend.
00:01:11Yeah.
00:01:11Portia, stop.
00:01:16Jesus Christ, Portia, stop.
00:01:19Portia, stop!
00:01:25Stop.
00:01:32Shit.
00:01:34I think I just hit someone.
00:01:36Don't worry, I'll help you hide the body.
00:01:39Shit.
00:01:41Hey, wake up.
00:01:48Hey, hey.
00:01:52Come on, wake up.
00:01:54Wake up.
00:02:05My first kiss.
00:02:07His lips are so soft.
00:02:08I never imagined it would be like this.
00:02:12Why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life?
00:02:16Wait, why is a complete stranger kissing me?
00:02:18Get off me, creep!
00:02:20Ugh!
00:02:20What the fuck?
00:02:21I was trying to save your life.
00:02:23Right after almost taking it?
00:02:24Thanks.
00:02:26Typical rich jerk.
00:02:28Shouldn't you be calling your lawyer, trying to scam money off me?
00:02:30What you people usually do, isn't it?
00:02:32You people, what's that supposed to mean?
00:02:35Have?
00:02:38Have not.
00:02:39He means people from Trashkanistan, like you.
00:02:43And she hasn't got a lawyer, a parole officer, but sure that hair screams juvie.
00:02:54Let's go.
00:02:56Wait, you're just gonna leave?
00:02:57Do the room.
00:03:03But you almost killed me!
00:03:08My entire asshole.
00:03:13Dude, that feels so insane.
00:03:15I know.
00:03:15You had to be there.
00:03:16I wish, man.
00:03:17Thanks for giving Portia a lift, by the way.
00:03:22Hamilton is obsessed with Portia.
00:03:25It'd kill him if he knew she's just using him to make a move on me.
00:03:28Yeah.
00:03:28No problem, dude.
00:03:31Everyone, I would like you to meet our new scholarship student.
00:03:35Ew, not another poverty-stricken wannabe.
00:03:39Can we, like, stop it with the charity cases already?
00:03:42As I was saying, class, I would like you to welcome our new student,
00:03:46Harper-Sullivan.
00:03:52Oh, my God.
00:03:53That's insane.
00:03:58You?
00:04:01Thanks for dressing well for your first day, peasant.
00:04:04Way to show your appreciation.
00:04:07Korsha, please.
00:04:08How hard do you need to be to get a scholarship anyway?
00:04:11Like, dog food for dinner for?
00:04:13Or, like, shopping at Walmart for?
00:04:16That's enough.
00:04:18Now, your social science projects.
00:04:21Anderson, you don't have a partner, so you can work with Harper.
00:04:26Uh, I'd prefer to work alone, miss.
00:04:29That's okay with me.
00:04:30I wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness.
00:04:33Ladder on the same page, charity girl.
00:04:35Well, at least I'm not some pervert who is so desperate.
00:04:37He has to steal kisses from strangers.
00:04:40Bro, you kissed her?
00:04:44I didn't kiss you on purpose.
00:04:45Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
00:04:46That's enough.
00:04:47I've made my decision.
00:04:49You two will work together.
00:04:50Now, seats, please.
00:05:04Is, is this seat taken?
00:05:05Sure you'll be safe?
00:05:07Since I'm such a pervert, I apparently can't keep my hands to myself.
00:05:11What, you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor?
00:05:14That bag gets its own seat in first class.
00:05:18It's got more freaking flyers than you'll ever have.
00:05:33Hey, stay away from Anderson.
00:05:36You'll never be worthy of him.
00:05:39Everyone, seats, please.
00:05:45Okay, class, can you please turn to page 72 of your...
00:05:55This is why I hate rich boys.
00:05:58They're all the same.
00:05:59They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:06My pendant.
00:06:12I can't lose that pendant.
00:06:15I want you to have something.
00:06:17No, Mom, that's your necklace.
00:06:20It's yours now.
00:06:22It was my mother's before me, and her mother's before her.
00:06:26Wear it and think of me.
00:06:28I will, Mom.
00:06:30I'll wear it every day.
00:06:32Where is it?
00:06:35Home.
00:06:37I could have put it in here.
00:06:42Good.
00:06:43You're home.
00:06:44Rent just doubled starting this week.
00:06:46But I already gave you everything for bond and first month's rent.
00:06:50If you don't have the money, we can work out a payment plan.
00:06:54You know what I mean?
00:06:56Hmm?
00:06:58I'd rather die.
00:07:00That's really generous of you.
00:07:01I will get back to you on that.
00:07:12I'll take this as interest.
00:07:16Great Harvard.
00:07:17Now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live with no money,
00:07:21survive my first day at a new school,
00:07:23and on top of finding my lost necklace.
00:07:27I was wearing it.
00:07:29Get off me, creep!
00:07:31That rich asshole must have taken it.
00:07:55?
00:08:19Ow!
00:08:22I mean, you're not my usual type.
00:08:24But if you're that desperate
00:08:26In your dreams, you arrogant asshole
00:08:36Going somewhere?
00:08:37I want my necklace back, Thief
00:08:40What are you talking about?
00:08:41My pendant
00:08:42You took it this morning after you drove into me
00:08:44Okay, get real
00:08:46Why would I want anything you have?
00:08:48And it was barely a tap
00:08:50I don't believe you
00:08:51But I did see something
00:08:54Very interesting on my way here
00:08:56I miss you
00:08:57I missed you
00:08:58I missed you too
00:09:03Does your best friend know
00:09:05You're hooking up with his girlfriend?
00:09:07It's not what it looks like
00:09:09Really?
00:09:10How about how this looks?
00:09:13Thanks for getting a portion of the lip, by the way
00:09:15It would kill Hamilton if he saw this
00:09:20Okay
00:09:23How much do you want to delete it?
00:09:26I don't want your money
00:09:27I want my necklace back
00:09:28I told you
00:09:29I don't have it
00:09:30Shit
00:09:31I think he's telling the truth
00:09:37Yeah
00:09:38He needs $500 to delete that pic
00:09:40I don't want your money
00:09:43Then what do you want?
00:09:45I need somewhere to live
00:09:48My creepy landlord just doubled my rent
00:09:52And the way he looks at me, I just
00:09:53I don't feel safe
00:09:59Wait
00:10:02Wait
00:10:04If you promise to keep my secret
00:10:07You can stay here
00:10:11Deal?
00:10:18uh which side is mine no side this is where you're sleeping what no i'm not living in your
00:10:24freaking closet this is not what we agreed to i said you could stay i didn't say where
00:10:30but i'd be sleeping with your shoes yeah they won't mind i mind look my father total hard
00:10:38there is no way he'd let you stay so he can't know about this take it or leave it who
00:10:45am i kidding
00:10:45beggars can't be choosers all right we have a deal hold up there will be rules oh definitely
00:10:55i don't use spoil rich boys alike one don't talk to me at school we are not friends gladly
00:11:04two keep your hands to yourself three same goes to you no checking on my six pack four no falling
00:11:12in
00:11:12love with me deal
00:11:26i need to pack my stuff
00:11:33you have a key to my apartment i'm the landlord this is my property doesn't mean you can just let
00:11:40yourself in are you going to accept my generous offer i'm leaving i'll be gone in a minute hey
00:11:46you signed the lease you doubled the rent knowing i couldn't afford it i'm gonna need 500 for breaking
00:11:53that lease yeah let me go let me go five hundred dollars let me go or you can work it
00:12:01off
00:12:20get off her get off her the fuck is wrong with you
00:12:32you better get out of here before i knock your teeth out
00:12:43hey come on let's get you out of here
00:12:49whoa hey i got you
00:12:52i'm okay i just need a moment
00:13:01i can't believe you saved me
00:13:04why does she feel so good in my arms
00:13:07god you just can't get enough of me can you food stamps
00:13:11you're gross you know that
00:13:16oh man this mattress is so soft it's like i'm lying on a cloud
00:13:21you think i'm jealous of your bed i've slept in way worse places in a rich boy's closet
00:13:28that's spoiled rich young adult
00:13:30thanks food stamps what's so important about this pendant that you had to
00:13:34break an end of four anyway
00:13:36it was my mother's so it's like a family heirloom
00:13:40yeah something like that except i don't have a family anymore
00:13:46don't give up don't give up don't give up
00:14:03come on where's this stupid necklace
00:14:21get in food stamps one time off or you can relate
00:14:27does it have a handle or
00:14:40thanks for the ride trust fund
00:14:43i need to find my mother's necklace
00:14:46give me your hands
00:14:48are you gonna be gross again
00:14:51just give me your hands
00:14:57wait where was it how did you find it
00:14:59what is wrong with me why did i just give away the only leverage i had over her
00:15:05you lied to me last night you had it this whole time didn't you
00:15:10that's how she sees me yep that's right just wanted to see what
00:15:15you prepared to do to get it back
00:15:19ah you're disgusting
00:15:23get off me
00:15:28that's the second time you slapped me guess who's walking to school
00:15:31enjoy being late for class food stamps
00:15:34come on get out shoot
00:15:39are you serious
00:15:53yeah no thanks
00:16:00two thousand words in the civil war guaranteed eight
00:16:03nice thank you
00:16:11hey keep that back
00:16:12ah selling school homework you know that's an
00:16:15instant expulsion for scholarship students
00:16:19shit he's gonna use this against me
00:16:21you blab on me i'll blab on you
00:16:23mentally assured destruction
00:16:25relax food stamps i'm not gonna rat you out
00:16:29in the meantime try to be a better person
00:16:57that's seven minutes you sexy bitches
00:17:10oh my god it's trash canistan our poor little orphan moonlighting as a cleaner
00:17:17oh how precious
00:17:22toilet cleaner how appropriate
00:17:28no no no wait no no stop stop no
00:17:36no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:17:38no i
00:17:41I only have one uniform, please!
00:17:44Harper.
00:17:51What was that?
00:17:54No, no, that must be wrong.
00:17:57Who put her name in the bowl?
00:17:58Anderson and the scholarship girl.
00:18:00Woo-hoo!
00:18:04Come on.
00:18:13What's going on? Is this some type of game?
00:18:16Seven minutes in heaven. You've never played before?
00:18:18You get seven minutes in the dark together.
00:18:21And you've got to make them all count.
00:18:23Nudity is highly encouraged.
00:18:28Damn, bro!
00:18:29Way to make those seven minutes count.
00:18:32I want to say that name. Show it to me now.
00:18:37Might as well get it over with.
00:18:39What's wrong?
00:18:40Did you just get to play?
00:18:56Give me that.
00:18:58Yes.
00:19:01Just take it.
00:19:06Why didn't you just pick Portia?
00:19:08Since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back.
00:19:11None of your business.
00:19:12Then why pick me?
00:19:13Because you hate me.
00:19:15Plus, I knew you wouldn't get any ideas.
00:19:17You're definitely safe with me.
00:19:19I couldn't think of anything worse.
00:19:20Straight back at you.
00:19:22This is going to be the longest seven minutes of my life.
00:19:25What are we even supposed to do in here?
00:19:27We need a kiss.
00:19:32Everyone's going to know if we don't.
00:19:33Just two seconds.
00:19:36Enough to, uh, mess up your lipstick.
00:19:39And make it look good.
00:19:50This is ridiculous.
00:19:52Hey, you think I want this?
00:19:55Without the way, thank you.
00:19:59Who even put that loser's room in the bowl?
00:20:23Oh, that's my boy.
00:20:27That's my boy.
00:20:33Okay, um, hold on.
00:20:34Let me just...
00:20:35Okay, okay, go, go, go.
00:20:37Ow, that hurts!
00:20:38Okay, let me try something else.
00:20:40Ow!
00:20:43Lucky girl.
00:20:45Anderson's the biggest guy in school.
00:20:47If you know what I mean.
00:20:50Go, Andy!
00:20:52Hold still for a sec.
00:20:53I can't do anything with you thrashing around.
00:20:55I need to get out of here now.
00:20:57Just take a deep breath.
00:20:59I can't breathe.
00:21:02Try to think of something else.
00:21:03Anything else.
00:21:05Okay.
00:21:05Why did you really pick me?
00:21:08Why do you care?
00:21:09Because you're practically sleeping in the same room.
00:21:12So if you have a crush on me, I'd like to know so I can protect myself.
00:21:15Protect yourself?
00:21:16Please.
00:21:17If anyone has a crush on anyone, it's you on me.
00:21:21Oh!
00:21:22Be real.
00:21:22Oh, my God, you're so full of yourself.
00:21:25I need to get out of here.
00:21:26Okay, hang on.
00:21:27Careful.
00:21:32Ow!
00:21:35Oh, my God.
00:21:41What a little whore.
00:21:43I bet you couldn't wait to slap your way into Anderson's pants.
00:21:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:21:50no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:22:15You're home late.
00:22:17You okay?
00:22:18I'm amazing.
00:22:20I love cleaning up after rich kids.
00:22:22It's my passionate life.
00:22:24I meant because of Portia, but she went in pretty hard at the party.
00:22:30Yeah, she's a bully.
00:22:31That's what bullies do.
00:22:35Why do you care?
00:22:38She's right.
00:22:39Why do I care?
00:22:40I don't.
00:22:42Obviously.
00:22:44But I'd hate for you to quit before you save up enough money to, you know, move out of my
00:22:48closet.
00:22:49Trust me.
00:22:50No one wants that more than me.
00:22:53Hey, you know, signing up for every extracurricular club the school offers isn't going to make you prom queen.
00:23:02Oh, my God.
00:23:03How does he know I promised mom I'd be prom queen?
00:23:10Why would I want to be prom queen?
00:23:12I don't care about fashion and popularity.
00:23:16Then why sign up to every extracurricular club the school offers?
00:23:21I promised my mom I'd be prom queen, okay?
00:23:24It was important to her that I wouldn't miss out on anything.
00:23:28And she was dying.
00:23:30So, I promise.
00:23:33Look, you don't really stand a chance, right?
00:23:37Portia, she always wins.
00:23:39Always.
00:23:40I have to try.
00:23:42For my mom.
00:23:46Anderson?
00:23:47Shit.
00:23:47It's my father.
00:23:48You wanted to see me?
00:23:49Okay.
00:23:50Get in the closet.
00:23:51Quick.
00:23:51Go.
00:23:51Wait.
00:23:52Wait.
00:23:57Father.
00:24:04What do you want?
00:24:06The, um, Dean's Awards are this week.
00:24:09Do you think you'll be able to make it?
00:24:11You think the business runs itself?
00:24:13I can't take time off for every little thing.
00:24:16And you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand.
00:24:19Poor Anderson.
00:24:21It's like his dad hates him.
00:24:22I don't need you there.
00:24:24It's cool.
00:24:28What was that?
00:24:30Uh, my phone.
00:24:33Must have left it in my coat pocket.
00:25:01Hi, I'm Harper, Anderson's study partner.
00:25:04We've got a big assignment together.
00:25:13You're the new scholarship student at Cavendish Hall.
00:25:15Yes, that's me.
00:25:17I don't care what you do when you're not here, but don't bring trash into my home.
00:25:22Are you for real? I'm not trash.
00:25:25She's not like that, father.
00:25:26My oversexed son is the heir of a great fortune and a renowned name.
00:25:31And no slippery street slut is gonna fuck her way into our world.
00:25:35So you can hump your little gold-digging shovel elsewhere.
00:25:39Stop it, father.
00:25:40I'm not interested in your money.
00:25:44The mating call of every parasite everywhere.
00:25:49Don't ever let me see her here again.
00:25:53Yes, sir.
00:26:02Look, I'm sorry.
00:26:04He's a super rich dickhole who doesn't know what he's talking about.
00:26:07I can't stay here.
00:26:10Where are you gonna go?
00:26:12Look, Harper, don't give him the satisfaction, okay?
00:26:14He's just a shithead money-making machine who accidentally got some woman pregnant.
00:26:19Give me a reason to stay.
00:26:23I've never met anyone like her.
00:26:25I don't want her to go.
00:26:30Um, look, it's safer than being out on the streets.
00:26:34Okay, like, I don't care what he says.
00:26:36Do you?
00:26:40All right, I'll stay.
00:26:42Because you asked so nicely.
00:26:47Besides, you can't exactly run away when you have socks, flip holes, can you food stamps?
00:26:54Has anyone ever told you're a complete jerk?
00:26:57Mmm, once or twice.
00:26:59Come on, come get it.
00:27:00Come on, come get it.
00:27:01My shoe!
00:27:21Are you wearing perfume, trashcanistan?
00:27:23Let me guess.
00:27:25Scrubbing bubbles, toilet cleaner?
00:27:27I don't want any trouble.
00:27:28And I'm sick of you getting what you want around here.
00:27:31Now, it's about what I want.
00:27:33Whatever you're saying.
00:27:35Good.
00:27:37And I say, lick my feet.
00:27:41What?
00:27:41Get on your knees.
00:27:43And lick my shoes clean, you rag.
00:27:47Why can't you just leave me alone?
00:27:49Because your pitiful poverty disgusts me.
00:27:52I don't want to share my world with people who haven't earned it.
00:27:56Well, Toph, I am sharing your world, so if I'm so offensive to you, just don't look at me.
00:28:00I'm so...
00:28:01How dare you talk to me like that?
00:28:03You're the one who started it. I just want to go to class.
00:28:05Do you know how lucky you are?
00:28:07To be a Cavettish hole, rubbing shoulders of people who are worth ten of you.
00:28:12Newsflash.
00:28:13Having rich parents doesn't make you interesting or unfortunate.
00:28:16It says the pathetic, penniless orphan.
00:28:25What?
00:28:26No!
00:28:29On your knees, rag.
00:28:33Stop!
00:28:36Stop!
00:28:36Stop!
00:28:37Stop!
00:28:39Stop!
00:28:41Stop!
00:28:42Now lick.
00:28:43Like you love it.
00:28:48Oh my face!
00:28:50My nose!
00:28:52Now lick.
00:28:55Like you love it.
00:29:07Sorry, Porsche.
00:29:08That's fine.
00:29:10Are you okay?
00:29:12No, of course I'm not okay!
00:29:14Is it broken?
00:29:16I don't know.
00:29:17Looks...
00:29:17Looks fine to me.
00:29:18Right, Miles?
00:29:19Straight.
00:29:20Wait.
00:29:21Is that a blackhead?
00:29:22What?
00:29:23No!
00:29:24No!
00:29:24No!
00:29:24No!
00:29:25Have you got blackheads?
00:29:26No!
00:29:26Shut up!
00:29:29Babe, you look great.
00:29:30You're always beautiful.
00:29:32Don't fuck up to me!
00:29:37This is your fault!
00:29:41Porsche, totally my bad, okay?
00:29:43I owe you one.
00:29:45You bet you do, Andy.
00:29:48It hurts.
00:29:50You're so pretty.
00:29:51Did Anderson Savage really just rescue me from the most popular bitch in school?
00:30:08You're not wearing any pants.
00:30:09You've got a nose for these things, food stamps.
00:30:12How am I supposed to concentrate with all of that in my face?
00:30:19You still haven't told me what you want in exchange for not turning me in for cheating.
00:30:23You, uh, really want to do this now?
00:30:25I just don't want to hang over my head.
00:30:27Aw, poor food stamps.
00:30:29Has it been playing on your mind?
00:30:31Just tell me what you want, trust fund.
00:30:37How about, finish our assignment?
00:30:40I want an A.
00:30:41No.
00:30:42A plus.
00:30:43So, make it good, okay?
00:30:47But I'm already doing our half of the assignment.
00:30:50Yeah.
00:30:51It'll be character building.
00:30:52I hate you so much.
00:30:54Really?
00:30:55I barely think about you.
00:30:56Wait.
00:31:01Before you go, why did you throw the ball at Portia today?
00:31:12Tell me the truth.
00:31:13It was a clean spike.
00:31:15Just out of Ham's reach.
00:31:18It was in the complete opposite direction.
00:31:21Why'd you save me?
00:31:23Because I don't get why Portia's giving you such a hard time.
00:31:26She doesn't need to punch down.
00:31:28So I'm beneath her?
00:31:30Are you asking if I think you're beneath her?
00:31:33Sure.
00:31:34I could fight back if I wanted to.
00:31:36Portia doesn't run this school, even though she thinks she does.
00:31:40And I'll prove that when I'm named prom queen.
00:31:43Okay, look.
00:31:44In all seriousness, you've got...
00:31:47Hey, dude.
00:31:48Hope you're ready to party.
00:31:50Yes, Edison.
00:31:52It's time for you to make it up to me.
00:31:54Shh, shh, shh.
00:31:54Portia can't know I'm living here.
00:31:56What do we do?
00:31:56What do we do?
00:31:57Take something, quick.
00:31:59Okay, get in the bed.
00:32:00What?
00:32:01What do?
00:32:01Yeah, yeah.
00:32:02Come on, quick.
00:32:04Get in the bed.
00:32:05What?
00:32:05What?
00:32:06What?
00:32:06What are you doing?
00:32:08Oh my...
00:32:09Oh my...
00:32:17Dude, get a shirt on.
00:32:19It's gonna be a big night.
00:32:20And you know I like my nights big.
00:32:23I thought I was meeting you guys at the party.
00:32:25Portia figured you could be a designated driver since, you know, you owe her one.
00:32:31More than one.
00:32:32My nose, it's really sore.
00:32:35Gotta go mess up your bathroom.
00:32:40So...
00:32:42How are you...
00:32:45Really?
00:32:52How are you really gonna make it up to me?
00:32:58Portia, we talked about this.
00:33:05Are you alright?
00:33:06Is there something wrong?
00:33:08Yeah.
00:33:08Nope.
00:33:15What's under here?
00:33:23What's under here?
00:33:25Nothing.
00:33:27All good.
00:33:28Just, um...
00:33:29It's worth volleyball practice.
00:33:34Alright, we ready to get fucked up or what?
00:33:37Yeah.
00:33:37I'll just, uh, finish getting dressed and I'll see you guys outside in five.
00:33:41Cool.
00:33:42Portia, let's go.
00:33:49Thank God, I nearly suffocated.
00:33:52Thanks for saving me, Anderson.
00:33:53You're the best.
00:33:54Hey, you have just as much to lose as I do if horrible Portia finds out you've been helping me.
00:33:59And why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed?
00:34:02Are you a vegan or something?
00:34:03Sorry.
00:34:04Thought they changed the sheets.
00:34:06Wait, is that...
00:34:08Oh my God.
00:34:09Ew.
00:34:10Ew, ew, ew.
00:34:11Get your head out of the gutter of food stamps.
00:34:14And get our assignment done.
00:34:20Wait.
00:34:24I guess...
00:34:26That's better.
00:34:28Did you just do something nice for me, Harper Sullivan?
00:34:32No.
00:34:32Never.
00:34:35And if I get pregnant from your sheets, I swear...
00:34:37Don't change the subject.
00:34:39You were actually nice to me for once.
00:34:45So, just let me know if there's anything else you want to do to thank me.
00:34:56Don't let him charm you, Harper Sullivan.
00:34:58You're just a speed bump on his privileged road.
00:35:02Never in my lifetime.
00:35:03Cause I still hate you.
00:35:05Hate you more.
00:35:13Took all night, but I finally completed your half of our assignment.
00:35:18Better be an A-plus, food stamps.
00:35:21So I've done all the work and you're extorting an A-plus for me?
00:35:26100%.
00:35:28Thanks for putting it in writing, dipstick.
00:35:31Now help me win prom queen, or this goes straight to the dean.
00:35:35Shit.
00:35:38Well done, food stamps.
00:35:40You got me.
00:35:45You have to make everyone fall in love with me.
00:35:50Give me a break, food stamps.
00:35:52I'm not a miracle worker.
00:36:07You need at least half the votes to win prom queen.
00:36:11How am I supposed to do that? Be you?
00:36:14Or, option B, give people shit they like.
00:36:17Huh?
00:36:18Band kids are easy.
00:36:19Just feed them.
00:36:30Drama kids, crave attention.
00:36:32Just take a selfie with the wannabe stars.
00:36:35Uh, hey guys.
00:36:37Uh, I loved your performance in the last school play.
00:36:40Can I get an autograph for you guys?
00:36:50Oh my god, love it.
00:36:52Thanks guys.
00:36:52Oh my god.
00:36:53As for jocks and cheerleaders?
00:37:01Yeah, sorry.
00:37:02No chance.
00:37:03What do you mean?
00:37:04I need their votes to win.
00:37:05Yeah, you're screwed.
00:37:08Look, the only way is to really impress these guys.
00:37:12So what do you got?
00:37:14Boobs.
00:37:17And I can be popular.
00:37:18And I got boobs.
00:37:21You got any gold medals?
00:37:23No.
00:37:23You got any scholarships?
00:37:25No.
00:37:27But, I might have something which could cause a lot of noise around here.
00:37:32And welcome back to the Cavendish Valentine Beach Volleyball Tournament.
00:37:36Where the only thing hotter than the sand is trying to stand your partner.
00:37:41On the blue team, Harper and Anderson.
00:37:43So, who are we playing against?
00:37:47And on the red team, we have Portia and Hamilton.
00:37:52You're shitting me.
00:37:54I...
00:37:54I thought you were playing with me.
00:37:57That's what she said.
00:37:59It is literally what she said.
00:38:01Yo, Anderson.
00:38:02Looking good, man.
00:38:03Thanks for coming, guys.
00:38:05What's wrong, Portia?
00:38:06Scared I'll beat ya?
00:38:10I'll never be scared of something as basic and low-run as you, rag.
00:38:14Let's play then.
00:38:17Let's go.
00:38:19Yo, what's up, guys?
00:38:20Welcome to the Cavendish Hall Volleyball Tournament.
00:38:25Okay.
00:38:26My potential voters are here.
00:38:28Time to impress the hell out of them.
00:38:30You got this.
00:38:31Okay?
00:38:43Oh, what a hit!
00:38:45Woo!
00:38:46Eat set, bitch!
00:38:51Remember who you're playing against.
00:38:59Hey!
00:39:00Oh, and this spike from Anderson.
00:39:03It's cool.
00:39:04We can wait for you to call your daddy for help.
00:39:07At least I have a daddy.
00:39:42We can't train a pig to smile.
00:39:45What?
00:39:45I said, why is Anderson playing against me?
00:39:47I mean, us.
00:39:49We've known each other since we were kids.
00:39:51He's competitive.
00:39:52And I'm hot.
00:39:53There's no way.
00:39:53I'm letting the school janitor beat me.
00:39:55Not in front of half the volleyball team.
00:39:58Oh, my God!
00:39:59Urban's America!
00:40:01You're dead!
00:40:13Hey, you okay?
00:40:17Portia, that was bullshit!
00:40:18Boo!
00:40:19Boo!
00:40:20Oh, you're stuck!
00:40:21Get out of here!
00:40:22Lame!
00:40:23Whatever.
00:40:24What is that?
00:40:26Followers are gonna hate this.
00:40:27You got this, okay?
00:40:29Come on.
00:40:41Oh, my God.
00:40:46Oh, my God.
00:40:47Is that Portia?
00:40:47Whoa, babe.
00:40:48That was some hate.
00:40:49Are you okay?
00:40:53Do I look okay?
00:40:55Can you help?
00:40:56Please?
00:41:09Great game.
00:41:10Awesome final serve.
00:41:11My followers are going crazy for you.
00:41:14Yeah, she smashed it.
00:41:16Hey, you still thinking about running for prom queen?
00:41:18Still got two days to sign up for it.
00:41:20Yeah!
00:41:21Do it!
00:41:21We'll vote for you!
00:41:22That's like a whole team here.
00:41:24Taking out Portia like that?
00:41:25You're gonna be viral!
00:41:27Wow.
00:41:28This might work after all.
00:41:29And hey, if you end up dead, we'll send the cops to Portia's house.
00:41:32Just go down here.
00:41:33She's gone.
00:41:35I will kill her!
00:41:37It's just a game, Portia.
00:41:39Somebody even said she's running for prom queen.
00:41:40I'm prom queen.
00:41:42She's fucking poverty queen.
00:41:44She probably doesn't even have an orthodontist.
00:41:46Who cares?
00:41:47Anderson's my oldest friend.
00:41:50And she's changing him.
00:41:53She might not change you too.
00:41:55Portia, you've been prom queen like every year.
00:41:58It's starting to come off as greedy or...
00:42:02Or?
00:42:03Needy?
00:42:05Needy.
00:42:06It was just joking.
00:42:08I didn't mean it.
00:42:09Why aren't you supporting me?
00:42:11Why is everything changing?
00:42:15Just go.
00:42:17Go!
00:42:18I'm fine.
00:42:23I'm not gonna let any bitch take all the people I love.
00:42:41I'm gonna fuck you up, you thrift shop charisma vacuum.
00:42:49Happy Valentine.
00:43:03For you.
00:43:05A.
00:43:05Wait.
00:43:07Did Anderson just get me a valentine?
00:43:14What the fuck?
00:43:15Someone else is giving Harper a valentine?
00:43:18I know.
00:43:19She looks like a walking cock softener to me,
00:43:22but she's obviously somebody's hump buddy.
00:43:31Yeah, that'll be good for you.
00:43:33It will.
00:43:34That's weird.
00:43:35He's making it sound like it's not from him.
00:43:37So, who's it from?
00:43:38Oh, hey.
00:43:40Wait.
00:43:40That's mine.
00:43:40Give it back.
00:43:41How do you know?
00:43:43How do you know?
00:43:44Yeah?
00:43:44Who from?
00:43:48Don't even know.
00:43:49But when I find out, I'm gonna say some idiot stole it from me.
00:43:58Uh, did you a favor?
00:44:00Tastes kind of weird.
00:44:02Typical trustful jerk.
00:44:04Always taking the heavy...
00:44:08Anderson?
00:44:10What the fuck?
00:44:11Anderson!
00:44:12Anderson!
00:44:12What?
00:44:13Help!
00:44:17Help!
00:44:20Help!
00:44:20Help!
00:44:20Help!
00:44:21Shit, it's...
00:44:21It's drugs.
00:44:23That was meant for me.
00:44:26Anderson, wake up.
00:44:27Yep.
00:44:27Okay.
00:44:31Reminder, all students, please make your way to the awards ceremony.
00:44:35The two new awards are today.
00:44:36It is about humans.
00:44:37Anderson really needs to wake up.
00:44:39Oops, sorry.
00:44:41Uh...
00:44:41Uh...
00:44:42Wake up.
00:44:42Anderson!
00:44:47Oh, my God.
00:44:48Oh, my God.
00:44:50What the hell?
00:44:51I need you.
00:44:52Bryce.
00:44:54You're heavy.
00:44:56Just one.
00:44:57Wake up.
00:44:58Wake up!
00:45:05I'm gonna need you.
00:45:07Anderson.
00:45:09Anderson, please wake up!
00:45:12Please.
00:45:15Oh, my God.
00:45:31Finally.
00:45:49No, no, we don't have time to do this really nice thing.
00:45:52Yeah, we do.
00:45:53No, no, I need to get you to the Dean Awards.
00:45:56Shit, what's going on?
00:45:58Why do I feel like I'm...
00:45:59I'll explain later.
00:46:00Okay, we need to go.
00:46:02Did you get me drunk just so you could get me in the shower?
00:46:06It's still late.
00:46:07Yes, I don't know why I didn't do it earlier, but come on, we need to get you some dry
00:46:11clothes
00:46:11and we need to go.
00:46:14Okay, roughly, we had a spare shirt and a loss of bound.
00:46:18So, you can deal with this and I will deal with that.
00:46:25Okay, help me in.
00:46:26Yep, yep, that's it.
00:46:28Good, good, little, big boy.
00:46:34Cool.
00:46:42You're not ready, do you?
00:46:45What?
00:46:45Yeah, like, when you were kissing, now you're addressing me, but shouldn't I be addressing
00:46:52you?
00:46:53We don't have time for this.
00:46:55You're not going to miss out on your award because someone hates me.
00:46:58Calling Anderson Savage.
00:47:00Please make your way to the Dean's office.
00:47:02Yep, yep, go, go.
00:47:03Oh, where are you?
00:47:03Oh, you're staying?
00:47:04Ah, ah, nice.
00:47:05Oh, yep.
00:47:08This is the first time our russican has not turned up.
00:47:12Okay, confidence, confidence, confidence.
00:47:15He's here!
00:47:16Oh, just in time, Anderson.
00:47:19A step forward, please.
00:47:22So, this is for your courage.
00:47:25Above and beyond the call of duty.
00:47:27Congratulations.
00:47:30Mr. Savage.
00:47:34You have made us all very proud of Cavendish Hall.
00:47:40Thank you, sir.
00:47:45He looks great.
00:47:51What did you do to earn this?
00:47:53Uh, there was a dame last year.
00:47:58Right here, actually.
00:48:00Wait, you saved that guy from drowning in the Ritz.
00:48:04It was all over TV.
00:48:06And your father didn't want to see you get a word for this?
00:48:08Dude, what's his problem?
00:48:10What you did was so brave.
00:48:12Thanks.
00:48:13No, seriously.
00:48:14I'm proud of you, trust me.
00:48:17You should wear this every day.
00:48:22Are you serious?
00:48:24No.
00:48:31Wait.
00:48:33Did we shower together?
00:48:37Why?
00:48:38Don't you remember?
00:48:39Not really.
00:48:41I know you were there.
00:48:43And?
00:48:44And you were wet?
00:48:47I don't know.
00:48:49It's fuzzy.
00:48:51He's forgotten what happened.
00:48:54I put you in the shower to sober you up.
00:48:57Okay.
00:48:59I still feel like I'm missing something.
00:49:01That's because you've forgotten the most amazing kiss in the world.
00:49:04Nope.
00:49:05That's pretty much it, really.
00:49:07You sure are not holding out on me food stamps.
00:49:10Why would I do that?
00:49:12I don't know.
00:49:13Maybe I did something gross, like fart in your face or foul loud.
00:49:18No, no, no.
00:49:19You're clear on vote counts.
00:49:21I promise.
00:49:22Okay.
00:49:24Anyway, I need to go.
00:49:26Got to go find my prong dress.
00:49:28I'd offer to help, but not really my area of expertise.
00:49:32Good at taking them off.
00:49:33Not so much at buying them.
00:49:34Okay.
00:49:35Information I did not need to know.
00:49:37I'll see you later.
00:49:39Yeah.
00:49:43Hey, Harper.
00:49:48What you did today?
00:50:06Is that for prom?
00:50:08Uh, kinda.
00:50:09Yeah.
00:50:09Yeah.
00:50:10It's cool.
00:50:12Very, very cool.
00:50:13So, it's not?
00:50:14Show me.
00:50:17Seriously?
00:50:18You're not gonna show me.
00:50:19It's 20 years' bad luck.
00:50:20That's for weddings.
00:50:22Come on.
00:50:23I'll only tease you for an hour.
00:50:32I know, I know.
00:50:33It's a poop emoji.
00:50:36Yeah, no one's gonna eggplant emoji that.
00:50:39I got it from a thrift store.
00:50:41I didn't see the stain until I got home, so.
00:50:44Can you, like, I don't know, wash it or something?
00:50:47I'll figure it out.
00:50:48Just don't you worry.
00:50:49You're pretty boy head about it.
00:50:51Just go.
00:50:52Go.
00:50:54No.
00:50:59Mom, you need to rest.
00:51:01No.
00:51:01This is important.
00:51:03I don't want you to miss out on anything, because I'm gone.
00:51:06Don't let my death be the thing that limits your life.
00:51:13Okay.
00:51:14Okay, Mom.
00:51:15Cavendish, Harvard, prom queen.
00:51:17I'll do it all.
00:51:18I'll do it all for you.
00:51:26Mom.
00:51:29Mom.
00:51:35Shit.
00:51:38I'm so screwed.
00:51:39I have nothing to wear to prom.
00:51:47Hey.
00:51:49I need you to do something for me.
00:51:54Note to self.
00:51:56Next time, have rich parents.
00:52:01Correction, Harper.
00:52:03Have parents.
00:52:08Food stamps.
00:52:09You need to come with me.
00:52:11I can't.
00:52:12Prom's only four hours away.
00:52:13I have to make this work.
00:52:14Harper.
00:52:15Trust me.
00:52:16Okay?
00:52:31Don't worry.
00:52:32My dad's going on a business trip.
00:52:34Is Taylor Swift coming?
00:52:37Yes.
00:52:38T. Swizzle is coming to prom.
00:52:40The boss stylist, Gavin, is a family friend.
00:52:43Him and his team are going to create some serious magic.
00:52:48Andres, you know, this is way too much.
00:52:50Look, do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:52:52Of course, I want to be prom queen, but not like, not like this.
00:52:56Why not?
00:52:57Because I can't afford it, okay?
00:52:59I've spent all my wages on this stupid, sane dress.
00:53:03I know.
00:53:05Which is why this one's on me, okay?
00:53:09Why are you doing this for me?
00:53:11Because I want you to have the best.
00:53:13It doesn't matter.
00:53:15It doesn't matter.
00:53:16Just enjoy it, okay?
00:53:17Everyone, this is Harper.
00:53:20She wants you all to know that she's losing her tiny little mind right now.
00:53:25Just say yes, Harper.
00:53:28But we hate each other.
00:53:29We sure do.
00:53:30You kicked me out of your car.
00:53:32You blackmailed me into letting you live here.
00:53:34And you made me live in your closet.
00:53:35Then, yesterday, you saved me with the Dean's Award.
00:53:38So every favor has a price, is that it?
00:53:41Hey, I'm just getting in early before you demand something massive.
00:53:45You know, like my car.
00:53:52All right, I'll do it.
00:53:54Great.
00:53:55Gav, she's all yours.
00:53:57I'll be back later to pick you up for prom.
00:54:03Be gentle on me.
00:54:04I'm a makeover broochie.
00:54:06Even better.
00:54:08This will be fun.
00:54:10Okay, sit.
00:54:12Let's go.
00:54:13Color.
00:54:14Yes.
00:54:14Black.
00:54:15Funeral.
00:54:16Got a bit of this.
00:54:19Ooh, fun trap.
00:54:21Catch.
00:54:22It's okay.
00:54:23We'll get there.
00:54:24Yes.
00:54:26Yes.
00:54:27Sparkle.
00:54:29Ooh, pretty.
00:54:30Go.
00:54:31Come on.
00:54:35No.
00:54:40It's getting close.
00:54:45I am amazing.
00:54:47You really did it this time.
00:54:49Are you ready to go?
00:54:57Yeah, she's going to look so beautiful in these.
00:55:00But she'll accept them.
00:55:01She's already freaking out about getting made over.
00:55:06Don't, Hamilton, need to be with you.
00:55:09What?
00:55:09Night's our night.
00:55:11Man, Hamilton is going to be so messed up.
00:55:16Shit.
00:55:20Sorry.
00:55:21Got an issue.
00:55:22Uber out front will take you to prom.
00:55:24Oh, I hope he's okay.
00:55:26Okay, girl.
00:55:27Looks like you're doing this alone.
00:55:42Well, you think I'm pretty?
00:55:44Is this what he usually goes for?
00:55:50Wow.
00:55:51It's like a dream.
00:56:03Where is Anderson?
00:56:05He should have come running.
00:56:07How humiliating if he doesn't come.
00:56:10Waiting for something?
00:56:13We need to talk.
00:56:15Seriously.
00:56:16Hamilton, I told you.
00:56:17It's not working out.
00:56:19So who's it working out for then?
00:56:21Who are you dressed up for?
00:56:25Am I really doing this?
00:56:27What if Portia is right and I really don't belong here?
00:56:30They're all rich and elite and I'm just...
00:56:33me.
00:56:35Shit, I can't do it.
00:56:38Forgot to say, Carper.
00:56:39Do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:56:41Risk everything or walk away and break your promise to your mom.
00:56:57Oh, my God.
00:56:59Is that Charity Girl Harper?
00:57:01That dress is fire.
00:57:04She looks so hot.
00:57:07How can a bigger like her afford that dress?
00:57:10Yes.
00:57:26Finally, he's coming for me.
00:57:32Hey, food stamps.
00:57:34You look amazing.
00:57:36Yes.
00:57:38You don't look half bad yourself, trust one.
00:57:41Yes.
00:57:44Um, may I?
00:57:48Yes.
00:57:55Are you fucking kidding me?
00:57:57Welcome, seniors, to your prom.
00:58:00Tonight is for making lasting memories.
00:58:04Appreciating each other, and cementing friendships that will support you for life.
00:58:10Everyone take your partners for the first dance.
00:58:14That pig-eyed bitch.
00:58:17So, before the whole queue of jocks line up, how about it, food stamps?
00:58:22You're joking.
00:58:23I'm not.
00:58:26Harper.
00:58:27You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:58:30Obviously, because of me.
00:58:32I mean, I chose the dress, and I'd say I got a pretty flawless taste.
00:58:37So, how about it, food stamps?
00:58:39Are we going to dance, or what?
00:58:42I so want to more than anything.
00:58:45But, can I trust this?
00:58:58Okay.
00:58:59Put your hands here.
00:59:05Hey, not bad, food stamps.
00:59:07Hey, not bad, food stamps.
00:59:12Hey, not bad, food stamps.
00:59:18Hey, not bad, food stamps.
00:59:24Hey, not bad, food stamps.
00:59:27Hey, not bad, food stamps.
00:59:28Hey, not bad, food stamps.
00:59:28Hey, not bad, food stamps.
00:59:28Hey, not bad, food stamps.
00:59:29Hey, not bad, food stamps.
00:59:32Hey, not bad, food stamps.
00:59:34Hey, not bad, food stamps.
00:59:45It's time to announce a prom king and queen.
00:59:48Portia Leon, a queen for many years.
00:59:52Thank you for your service.
00:59:53But tonight's new prom queen and king is Harper Sullivan and Anderson Savage.
01:00:08Be calm, Portia.
01:00:09What is happening?
01:00:10That crown is mine.
01:00:12I broke up with Hamilton so you and I could win and be together.
01:00:15Look, I didn't tell Hamilton about you coming on to me because he's my buddy.
01:00:19But if you act like a dick tonight, I'll tell him you were trying it on the whole time you
01:00:23were with him.
01:00:24Wait, Anderson and Portia were never together?
01:00:29This isn't real.
01:00:30This isn't happening.
01:00:32It is.
01:00:33Don't deal with it.
01:00:34Sorry, Portia.
01:00:36I gotta go be king.
01:00:43Sorry, Portia.
01:00:53A new king and queen.
01:00:59Well done, first steps.
01:01:06I did it, Mom.
01:01:08Just like we promised.
01:01:11I'm prom queen.
01:01:12It's true.
01:01:15Portia broke up with Hamilton to get with Anderson.
01:01:19I always thought Anderson was really into her.
01:01:23Friends and lovers, right?
01:01:26It's you, Portia.
01:01:29Congratulations.
01:01:30You probably shouldn't say, but I heard one of the judges say that Anderson gave him a ton of money
01:01:38so you could win.
01:01:39I don't believe you.
01:01:41I don't believe you.
01:01:41Makes sense to me.
01:01:43And me.
01:01:43Hey, Mayas.
01:01:45Any idea why Anderson would do that?
01:01:47Sex.
01:01:49Lots of.
01:01:50There you go.
01:01:51If the Mayas know, then everyone knows.
01:01:56I'm going to go tell the principal what you did to get the crown.
01:01:58I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:02:01I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:02:02You're going to make a fool of yourself.
01:02:04There's no way you beat me.
01:02:05Not in a million years.
01:02:06Marsha, has it ever occurred to you that everyone is just so sick of pretending to like you?
01:02:12A spoiled baby who bullies everyone because she isn't smart enough to get what she wants any other way.
01:02:17You know the truth, witch.
01:02:19You're nothing.
01:02:20You're like a chicken nugget on a table of caviar.
01:02:25You're trash.
01:02:27A handicapped parking space that Anderson pulled into for five minutes because I was busy with Hamilton.
01:02:32Oh, so you're no longer with Hamilton?
01:02:35That's right.
01:02:36So there's nothing stopping you and Anderson being together?
01:02:40Are you getting it?
01:02:42And yet, Anderson would rather be with trashy, chicken nugget car parking than whatever this is.
01:02:50Ouch.
01:02:51That is a good point.
01:02:56Don't worry, Portia.
01:02:58Your type is going straight to non-recyclable.
01:03:24You okay?
01:03:26I think so.
01:03:27No!
01:03:28Jesus.
01:03:30What did you just do?
01:03:32You tripped on her hem.
01:03:33I mean, I tried to grab her, but...
01:03:35Bullshit!
01:03:36No, you better get out of here before I do something I regret.
01:03:39What, like not respond when I tell you how I feel?
01:03:42You fucking dropped that chocolate.
01:03:44I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:03:47Anderson, how do we go from hanging out all the time to this?
01:03:50I don't know.
01:03:51The sooner you're in the rear view, the better the road ahead looks.
01:03:54Fuck you!
01:03:55What a bunch of lies.
01:03:58Hey, how's your ankle?
01:03:59Are you okay?
01:04:00It's okay, it's okay.
01:04:01I'm okay.
01:04:04You're not okay.
01:04:07I got you.
01:04:09You okay?
01:04:11I will be.
01:04:13Okay.
01:04:14Now, don't go anywhere.
01:04:18Uh, I'm gonna take your shoes off, okay?
01:04:20Is it bad?
01:04:21Yeah.
01:04:22It's gonna need some strapping.
01:04:27Can we talk?
01:04:28If it's about my medical qualifications, it's okay.
01:04:32I have none.
01:04:35I just...
01:04:36I heard Portia say that she broke up at Hamilton to be with you.
01:04:42That's why I couldn't drive you to prom.
01:04:44You went to see Portia?
01:04:46Hamilton.
01:04:47Well, her check.
01:04:49He kind of saw it coming.
01:04:51Poor guy.
01:04:52I don't understand.
01:04:54Why are you sitting here fixing my ankle when Portia's free?
01:04:58It's like she's in love with you.
01:04:59I don't love her.
01:05:01Portia and I, we were never together.
01:05:03What you saw that first day of school was Portia just being a brat.
01:05:08She always wants what she can't have, and I'd never do that to Hamilton.
01:05:13Why didn't you just say that?
01:05:15Why didn't you just tell me Portia doped your chocolate?
01:05:17Because I had to be sure.
01:05:19Like you had to be sure I wasn't sneaking around with Portia?
01:05:22Let's face it.
01:05:23You never would have believed me.
01:05:24I'm just a spoiled rich kid, right?
01:05:28Maybe I was wrong about that.
01:05:32About a lot of things.
01:05:39Maybe it's time to make things right.
01:05:44Uh, I got you something.
01:05:52Wow.
01:05:52I thought I would go with your dress.
01:05:57Wow.
01:05:58They're so lovely.
01:06:00Let me, um, let me put them on.
01:06:02What?
01:06:03No, no, no.
01:06:04You've already been too generous.
01:06:06It's easy for me to be generous, food stamps.
01:06:08I have a trust one, remember?
01:06:19Beautiful.
01:06:21They are beautiful.
01:06:24I wasn't talking about the earrings.
01:06:28How's your ankle?
01:06:30Better.
01:06:31We won't be doing a king and queen dance, though.
01:06:34Says who?
01:06:37Really?
01:06:38Come on.
01:06:43Um, okay.
01:06:45Put your feet on mine.
01:06:51Okay.
01:07:00Is this real?
01:07:02Is this really happening?
01:07:04I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:07I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:38I'm sorry.
01:07:39I know.
01:07:41You gotta do the least in the book.
01:07:43Let's go.
01:08:19I know they went this way.
01:08:21Enison has to listen to me.
01:08:22I broke up with Hamilton for him.
01:08:25Once he realizes what a gull digger that jit-wag orphan is,
01:08:29he'll see she isn't worthy of him.
01:08:31He'll see that.
01:08:35How could he choose that loser over me?
01:08:40Now it really is time to take the trash out.
01:08:55If you're worried about us being seen together, we don't need to hang.
01:09:00What? You're sick of me already?
01:09:04Hey.
01:09:07You're mine.
01:09:09But your dad still hates me.
01:09:12Yep.
01:09:13And you know what?
01:09:15He can go fuck himself.
01:09:17In fact, I hope he hurts his back while doing it.
01:09:23Come on.
01:09:26Hi.
01:09:28Marjuan, have they finished printing?
01:09:31Oh my god.
01:09:32It looks amazing.
01:09:34This is so good news for us.
01:09:37And bad news for that evil witch.
01:09:40You know, I really do think Hopper is a witch.
01:09:43I think she probably sleeps like Eye of Newt in Ernestine's coffee.
01:09:46And Eye of Penis into his mouth.
01:09:48Oh, the slut sucking her way to the top.
01:09:52This is going to finish her once and for all.
01:10:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:07This can't be happening, no.
01:10:13Give us a smile.
01:10:15Or, you know, a sickly grin if that's all you can manage.
01:10:19You did this?
01:10:21No.
01:10:21You did the crime, remember?
01:10:25Why are you doing this to me?
01:10:26Well, you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom, so I'm telling the truth about you.
01:10:31It's only fair that Ernestine knows what you do to your boyfriends.
01:10:34I'm horrible.
01:10:35And you're a thief.
01:10:37So, I check my jewelry and guess what?
01:10:40Half of it's missing.
01:10:42What?
01:10:42No, no, you're a liar.
01:10:44You're finished, dear rag.
01:10:45If you hurry, you might be able to clean out your locker before the police arrive.
01:10:50What the hell is this?
01:10:51This is someone who stole her ex's $15,000 gold watch and my jewelry.
01:10:58Is this true?
01:11:00You have a police record?
01:11:02That is not true.
01:11:04I would never steal from anyone.
01:11:06Too funny.
01:11:07Why don't you just be honest and get it off your tiny little chest?
01:11:11Who's the battery?
01:11:20Tell me.
01:11:22There was this guy friend at my last school and he's the reason I don't trust rich kids.
01:11:29He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch.
01:11:32Because I wouldn't go out with him.
01:11:34What?
01:11:35To punish you?
01:11:37He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself.
01:11:40You believe me, don't you?
01:11:43Harper.
01:11:44Don't answer that, son.
01:11:46Father?
01:11:47What are you doing here?
01:11:48Parshia called me.
01:11:50This girl's made enough of a fool out of you.
01:11:52I want to see you caught up in whatever other crimes she's committed.
01:11:56Mrs. Savage, I didn't steal from anyone, I promise you.
01:11:59Having a fool gives people like you a chance to be better and I always backfired.
01:12:05That's not fair.
01:12:07You don't know her.
01:12:09As president of the parents' committee, I'm going to do everything I can to have your scholarship revoked and have
01:12:15you expelled.
01:12:16In fact, I'm going to cancel the scholarship program forever.
01:12:19What?
01:12:22Harper.
01:12:25Your dad's right, Anderson.
01:12:27Even if you don't care about me, I still care about you.
01:12:31Please, don't let her drag you down any further.
01:12:33Exactly.
01:12:34Let's just get things back to normal.
01:12:40Harper.
01:12:44Jesus, she's gone.
01:12:49Come on.
01:12:54Come on, pick up, please, Harper.
01:12:56Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:13:10Come on.
01:13:18Call Harper.
01:13:20I'd be happier than I am.
01:13:29Call Hamilton.
01:13:35Hey.
01:13:37Hey, some shit's going down.
01:13:39Dude, look.
01:13:40Harper's run off.
01:13:41I'm looking for her, but she's blocking my calls.
01:13:44I need you to call her.
01:13:45Hopefully, she'll pick up for you.
01:13:47Please, ma'am.
01:13:47I don't know, man.
01:13:49This seems like it's between you and Harper.
01:13:52Look, Hamilton, I'm the last person she wants to see right now.
01:13:55If you don't help me, she's going to disappear forever, and I'll never see her again.
01:13:59You've got to help me, man.
01:14:00Please.
01:14:03Harper.
01:14:05Hey.
01:14:06Thanks for agreeing to talk to me.
01:14:09Why do you suddenly care?
01:14:11Apologize to her.
01:14:13Do it now.
01:14:14I stood by and let Portia do some shitty things.
01:14:18I'm sorry about that.
01:14:21It's fine.
01:14:22Doesn't matter.
01:14:23None of it does.
01:14:24It's over now.
01:14:25Ask her if she's going to let Portia run her out of town.
01:14:29Are you really going to let Portia run you out of town?
01:14:32She's right.
01:14:34I don't belong here.
01:14:36People like her just know everything's going to be okay.
01:14:41Hasn't she ever felt that way before?
01:14:43Haven't you ever felt that way?
01:14:46Yeah, I guess.
01:14:48With Anderson.
01:14:51Even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time, it just felt safe for them.
01:14:56Ask her if she's really going to let Portia take that away from her.
01:15:01Are you really going to let Portia take that away from you?
01:15:10It was a $15,000 Breitling watch.
01:15:14You wore a men's watch.
01:15:16Brent gave me the watch because he wanted me to go out with him.
01:15:22And when I didn't go out with him, he told the police that I stole it.
01:15:28And I couldn't prove that he was lying.
01:15:31Let's hear it from Miss Leon.
01:15:33Thank you, sir.
01:15:34Well, we often leave our lockers unlocked because, well, no one needs to steal anything.
01:15:39I took my jewelry off for Jim, and then I found it stolen.
01:15:43And the Maya...
01:15:44Sorry.
01:15:45Maya and Maya said that they saw Harper going through my locker.
01:15:50Normally, I would say this is Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:53But it's not.
01:15:55It's the police's word.
01:15:57Another young man's word.
01:15:58And Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:16:02Unless you have other evidence.
01:16:05Not evidence, but...
01:16:08I worked so hard for this.
01:16:11Why would I risk everything to take some jewelry?
01:16:14It doesn't make any sense.
01:16:15You people like you always want what they can't have.
01:16:19Is that all you have to say, Harper?
01:16:22Well, in that case, I have to cancel your scholarship.
01:16:26And report this to the police.
01:16:29No.
01:16:32Stop.
01:16:34You all will need to see this.
01:16:36You all will need to see this.
01:16:39I have a sworn statement from Brent Mitchell saying that he lied about Harper stealing the watch.
01:16:46He gave it to her to make her like him.
01:16:48When she rejected him, he lied to the police to punish her.
01:16:53For God's sake, Anderson.
01:16:54What you got over you?
01:16:55Have some dignity.
01:17:02Here is all of Portia's stolen jewelry.
01:17:08Oh my God.
01:17:10You found it.
01:17:11Oh, thank you.
01:17:12Thank you, thank you.
01:17:13Yeah, I found it.
01:17:15In your bedside table.
01:17:17Is this true?
01:17:20I was doing everyone a favor.
01:17:22She'll never be one of us.
01:17:23Why can't you all see what a filthy little slut she is?
01:17:26She plays the victim, so we all feel sorry for her.
01:17:28We've heard more than enough from you, Miss Leon.
01:17:33Now, Miss Sullivan, what to make of all of this?
01:17:39Your accusers, they owe you a very sincere apology.
01:17:43Your scholarship is safe.
01:17:45And I'm going to write you a personal letter of commendation to Harvard to help make up this loss.
01:17:51Thank you, Team Matthews and Anderson.
01:17:54Now, Miss Leon, what to do with you?
01:17:59Please don't expel me.
01:18:00My parents will kill me.
01:18:05I don't know how to thank you, but you fixed everything.
01:18:09Harper, the way I feel about you...
01:18:11You think you've won, though?
01:18:12You...
01:18:13But you haven't.
01:18:14Not by a long shot.
01:18:17You might think you're in love, but this will not work.
01:18:20You'll both come to realize that.
01:18:22She's not like us.
01:18:23No, it's deeper than that.
01:18:24You'll always feel secure, and she never will.
01:18:27You'll end up thinking she's a neurotic mess.
01:18:30Because you're such a great role model.
01:18:32Four wives, all gone.
01:18:34Harper is the most amazing, smartest, most determined person I've ever met.
01:18:40Anderson, drop her.
01:18:42If you make me choose, I'll choose her over you.
01:18:45Every time.
01:18:46Anderson.
01:18:47You don't mean that.
01:18:48Listen clearly.
01:18:49If you want me to stay in your life, you accept Harper, or I'm gone.
01:18:56I hope he's right about you.
01:18:58Because every woman I've ever met is in it for the money.
01:19:02With all due respect, I don't really care what you think.
01:19:12Anderson, what did you just do?
01:19:15I stood up for my girl.
01:19:18So I'm your girl?
01:19:19So I'm your girl?
01:19:21Well, that depends.
01:19:24Do you want to be my girl?
01:19:27I don't know.
01:19:29What's that job entail?
01:19:30It's a full-time job, food stamps.
01:19:34We'll probably do a lot of this.
01:19:41And I'll probably say things like, I love you, Harper.
01:19:46I've never met anyone like you.
01:19:48Well, I don't want to rush into anything, but I think I could handle all that.
01:19:55And I'll make you feel safe every day of your life.
01:20:00I love you so much, Anderson Savage.
01:20:03I love you, Harper Sullivan.
01:20:26Hey, Sullivan.
01:20:33What's this?
01:20:34Maybe some further questions from Harper.
01:20:36They had some for me, too.
01:20:37Oh, shit.
01:20:38Sorry, Dean.
01:20:44Food stamps.
01:20:45Just open it.
01:20:56It's my confirmation.
01:20:57I'm in.
01:20:58I'm definitely in.
01:20:59Oh, my God.
01:21:03I don't mean to steal your thunder, but I got an early offer, too.
01:21:09Looks like we'll both be going to Harvard next year.
01:21:11Can't get rid of me that easily, food stamps.
01:21:14Guess I'm going to have to try harder, then.
01:21:17It's perfect.
01:21:18Everything's perfect.
01:21:26Hey.
01:21:28Your mom would be really proud of you.
01:21:29You know that, right?
01:21:32I do.
01:21:35I do.
01:21:37I do.
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