00:01I just found out you poop your pants when you die.
00:03That really changed the John Wick movies for me.
00:08Get out of that room, Keanu.
00:11Everybody knows eating ants is weird.
00:14The whole planet agrees to call one of our animals the Ant Eater.
00:18It's like a low-to-the-ground hairy elephant.
00:20That's probably what we were gonna call it,
00:22and someone was like,
00:23Hold up!
00:24Check out what this freaky bitch is eating!
00:26You know what I mean?
00:30Like, if I woke up one morning and my wife was just magically a dude,
00:33I would roll with it.
00:34Mostly because I'm 45, I'm just so tired.
00:38You do it. You know what I mean?
00:41You do the cardio!
00:43I wanna lay there!
00:44You have a heart attack!
00:45I wanna lean on one elbow and plan my day!
00:48That looks nice!
00:57This is gonna lead to some uncomfortable car rides home for some of you.
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