00:02C'est parti !
00:30In this economy, do you know what I can buy was $15 ?
00:35No.
00:36No.
00:37No.
00:38Hell no.
00:39Why are you here?
00:41Because this city needs me.
00:42There's literally a street that has stars in it with people's names.
00:46$15 can get me a new outfit from the four-star veteran thrift store down the street.
00:51I can make chicken alfredo for dinner for around $14.70, purchase shampoo, conditioner,
00:56and a leave-in for Marshalls at around $13.40.
00:59I left home for $6.89.
01:01Prime me to my nightclothes, flop in my bed, open up my laptop, log on to Yelp and write
01:05how ridiculous these prices are.
01:07Oh.
01:09Take a little bit, babe.
01:20Look, it's me.
01:28Take a little bit, a little bit.
01:38Maybe we're not even depressed.
01:40Maybe we're just hungry.
01:41.
01:41.
01:41RAN
01:42.
01:43.
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