00:12Ladies and gentlemen, we've got the legendary Anubis and Ra!
00:19There's no one here, Ra! It's just us!
00:25Have you forgotten where we are?
00:27What kind of crazy dope magic happens in this city every day?
00:37Fifteen dollars. In this economy, do you know what I can buy with fifteen dollars?
00:44No. No. No.
00:47Hell no. Why are you here?
00:50Because this city needs me.
00:51There's literally a street that has stars in it with people's names.
00:56Fifteen dollars to get me a new outfit from the four-star veteran thrift store down the street.
01:00I can make chicken Alfredo for dinner for around $14.70.
01:03Purchase shampoo, conditioner, and a leave-in for Marshalls at around $13.40.
01:09Left home for $6.89.
01:10Cry me to my night clothes. Flop in my bed. Open up my laptop.
01:13Log on to Yelp and write how ridiculous these prices are!
01:16Ooh!
01:18Take a little bit, babe!
01:24Take a little bit, babe!
01:29Take a little bit, babe!
01:30Look! It's me!
01:37Take a little bit, little bit!
01:48Maybe we're not even depressed. Maybe we're just hungry.
01:50I'm sorry.
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