00:00The Presidents are trying to kill us!
00:01Wait, what?
00:11Yeah, time for President's Day weekend!
00:16Welcome everybody to Uncle Frank's Old Haunting Cabin.
00:24Strange things lurk... in the woods.
00:28Who's out there?
00:31There is a bunch of them, ready to slit our throats.
00:34I saw them. Lincoln, Washington, they're only dead.
00:40The leaders of the free world have returned for a lethal lesson in American history.
00:46Who the hell are you?
00:48I'm James K. Polk.
00:53Who?
00:58Why did you summon John Willett's boot?
01:01It's Bricka Lake.
01:05Well...
01:06How could you not know who I was?
01:08He was writing an essay on me!
01:18I'm fighting back!
01:19Maybe you should rethink fighting back.
01:22Wait, what's that supposed to mean?
01:23I mean...
01:24You are the movie buff.
01:38Worst President's Day ever.
01:45Booth, you dick!
01:47I was in the middle of something.
01:48Just like I was in the middle of that play.
01:50Oh, please.
01:51I wasn't even in that play.
01:52How good could it be?
01:54How good could it be?
01:54You franchised me.
01:56You Herrera.
01:56How good could it be?
01:58What does this mean?
02:02You
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