00:10There's nothing like coming home to a little peace and quiet after a long, hard day.
00:17Hold it right there, vulnerable pedestrian!
00:20I'm here to help!
00:22What are you doing?
00:24What have you done to the living room?
00:27And is this wet paint?
00:29It's a crosswalk, buddy!
00:31I'm practicing my crossing dog skills in case my lifelong dream of finally becoming crossing dog finally comes through, finally!
00:42Not this again.
00:44What happened to Heini, the regular crossing dog?
00:48He's going back to Scotland, a reunion with his old caber-tossing team.
00:52Which is why he'll need someone to fill in for a few days, all when we're out of A.
00:57Look, Ed, I'm the first to admit that you've gotten pretty good at this.
01:01But don't get your hopes up.
01:03Because every year you wait for the call, hoping this phone will ring.
01:07And every year, it never does.
01:12That'll be for you.
01:25Raise your rate, poor repeat after me, laddie.
01:32I, Ed...
01:33You, Ed!
01:35...to solemnly swear...
01:36...to solemnly swear...
01:38...to escort the school's wee-ins to the safety of the other side!
01:42Sure, it'd be so, says I!
01:44So help me, Heini!
01:46So help your Heini!
01:48Then, by the power vested in me, and by school principal Piggy...
01:52It's Piggy, actually.
01:53Hi, Piggy!
01:54That's what I said!
01:56I hereby appointed as our official, temporary, lollipop leader!
02:08Wow!
02:09I'm happy for Ed and all, but...
02:10Is this really necessary?
02:12I mean...
02:13He's just helping kids cross the road!
02:18Just helping kids to cross the road!
02:21Just helping kids to cross the road!
02:24Is that what you said?
02:25Not with all the attitude, but...
02:27Let me tell you a word or two, laddie!
02:29Come tomorrow at dawn, young Ed will be solely responsible...
02:33...for the safety of hundreds of our local lads and lassies!
02:38Totally dependent on Ed and Ed alone...
02:41...to shepherd them through the perilous shoals of Mormon traffic!
02:45...and to the safe and peace on the other side of the road!
02:50Well, when you put it that way...
02:53Congratulations, Ed!
02:56That's Frosty Dog Ed!
03:06Coming up morning, wee one!
03:08Who wants me to escort you safely across the road?
03:12We do, Frosty Dog Ed!
03:13How nice are you in your hands?
03:17Here we go crossing the deadly street!
03:19Deadly street! Deadly street!
03:21Here we go crossing the deadly street!
03:23So early in the morning!
03:34Nice, Dad! Real nice!
03:48There's safeties in your arms, buddy!
03:52Don't let them die!
04:05Buddy! Help me, Buddy!
04:09What are you doing here?
04:10Aren't you supposed to be on crossing dog duty right now?
04:15Yes!
04:16I had a bad dream, and now I'm putrefied!
04:20Petrified?
04:21Frozen with fear and performance anxiety!
04:23Quick, throw me the iron!
04:30See how petrified I am?
04:32Yeah, that's...pretty petrified.
04:35Oh, well.
04:36I'm sure someone else can help the kids across the street.
04:39How hard can it be?
04:40Besides, how are you gonna get to school in that condition?
04:44Gee, thanks, buddy!
04:46Tiny and the wee wonder counting on me!
04:48I'm sure I'll loosen up once a good morning sunshine hits my choice!
04:53Heee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
05:00Well, good luck, Ed!
05:01Not that you need it!
05:02I mean, really.
05:03How hard can it be to be a crossing dog?
05:07Say hello to the crossing dog, honey.
05:09He's going to protect you.
05:11Please don't let the big cars crush me, Mr. Crossing Dog.
05:18Isn't that sweet?
05:20She doesn't want to be crushed!
05:24Now, don't you worry, Pumpkin.
05:26With Heini here, the cars can't crush you, okay?
05:31Wait a minute.
05:32You're not Heini.
05:34No, I am Ed!
05:35What happened to our regular crossing dog?
05:38Where's our Heini?
05:39I like Heini.
05:40We like Heini, too, sweetie.
05:42We like Heini a lot.
05:45Yes, we all like Heini.
05:47Who doesn't like Heini?
05:48But Heini is sitting this one out.
05:49And crossing dog Ed is taking his place.
05:52Right, Ed?
05:53Oh, we want to see good hands!
06:12You see? How hard can it be?
06:24Hey, what's he doing?
06:26She's going to be late for school.
06:27Let her go!
06:29Me go go!
06:30Me go go pee!
06:31Can't you see?
06:32She got go pee!
06:33Let her go so she can go pee!
06:36Ed!
06:37What are you doing?
06:39Put your arms down.
06:40I want to, buddy.
06:41But I can't.
06:42What if I'm not ready?
06:44Will something horrible happen?
06:46The traffic is stopped.
06:48What could happen?
06:49Now, put your arms down and let her cross.
06:54Let her cross!
06:55Let her cross!
06:57Let her cross!
06:59Come on!
07:01Don't kill me.
07:02We have the situation!
07:05Get me hiding!
07:06Help!
07:06Help!
07:06I want hiding!
07:09Ed, this is ridiculous!
07:11It's okay to let them cross!
07:13Put your arms down!
07:15Put your arms down!
07:18Put your arms down!
07:18Oh, buddy!
07:20My mind says help!
07:22But my body says whoa!
07:24You have to take over!
07:26You have to be their lollipop leader!
07:28All right!
07:29Fine!
07:30How hard can it be to help kids cross the road?
07:38You there!
07:39Let's move it along!
07:40Single pile!
07:41Off you go now!
07:45That's not how hard he does it!
07:48Eee!
07:49Single lollipop buddy!
07:50Give her the crossing down!
07:52Single!
07:52Oh, right!
07:53Yes!
07:54Single!
07:55That shouldn't be too hard!
07:57Eee!
07:58Eee!
08:01Eee!
08:03Eee!
08:03Eee!
08:04Eee!
08:04Eee!
08:04Eee!
08:04Eee!
08:05Eee!
08:05Eee!
08:05Eee!
08:08Eee!
08:08Ah!
08:12Rock, Friegel buddy!
08:14Rock Friegel!
08:16It's so rich!
08:28Easy, buddy. No false moves.
08:37Hold it right there!
08:42Why don't we let a real crossing guard sort out its mess, eh?
08:49Crossing door guide, report to your post!
08:55Didn't do it for me, lad. Or even for yourself.
09:00Didn't do it for the squeers.
09:07Aye-aye-aye-aye! I am here to help!
09:24I knew you could do it, laddie!
09:26You've seen every last being to the Lord Motherland break,
09:30and the other side of the roads!
09:32You're a credit to our lollipop breed!
09:35You see, I told you you could do it.
09:37How hard could it be?
09:39I'm going home now.
09:40Okay for that, Ben. Let me help you!
09:43No, thanks. I'm perfectly capable of crossing the street under the...
09:51Oh, crotchet! Precisely what we're here to prevent!
09:56See you time tomorrow, laddie!
09:57Aye-aye, honey! I'm here to help!
10:01I'm here to help!
10:03You have to help!
10:07I've been losing my mind to the past!
10:08I'll be wrong with you!
10:08I'm here to help!
10:10You can't get to the traps!
10:11I'll be wrong with you!
10:12You can't get to help you!
