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00:00:27优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
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00:01:1567 degrees northeast
00:01:17Right.
00:01:18So, what are we waiting for?
00:01:20I want to be sure.
00:01:22Sure of what?
00:01:28Ha!
00:01:32Let's do it!
00:01:33That's my magpie!
00:01:34Where are the keys?
00:01:35Oh, but first, I want to make sure that we take some readings.
00:01:38I've spent way too much time on this to crash and burn on our first experiment.
00:01:42Well, we've got to break eggs to make an omelet.
00:01:45Just don't forget to mention me when you make your speech winning the Pulitzer Prize for Killing
00:01:50a Twister.
00:01:50It's Nobel Prize, you nerdy granola.
00:01:53Besides, you've got to learn to walk before you can run.
00:01:57Yeah, and we have to drive to the Fertil Cloud before we run any experiments at all.
00:02:01Okay then, what are you waiting for?
00:02:03Let's do this!
00:02:04It's okay!
00:02:16Did you really have to remove the wrappers?
00:02:18Dye packs, idiot!
00:02:19I found three die packs hidden in the wrap money!
00:02:22Three!
00:02:23Three?
00:02:24Damn!
00:02:25Good call!
00:02:26How many more bags are inside?
00:02:28What are you doing here?
00:02:29I thought I told you to stay with the bank employees!
00:02:31But this is the last of it!
00:02:33I don't need to go back inside!
00:02:35But if you're loading down with bags, how'd you keep an eye on the bank manager?
00:02:38The what?
00:02:39The bank manager!
00:02:40He could trip the silent alarm thing!
00:02:44Oh, crap!
00:02:45That is not a silent alarm!
00:02:46You think?
00:02:48It's actually quite loud!
00:02:49Get in the car!
00:02:56That's not a silent alarm!
00:02:58That's what I said!
00:02:59Just drive!
00:03:10Hey, watch the interior!
00:03:12This is a rental!
00:03:13So what?
00:03:13You got the extra coverage!
00:03:15What extra coverage?
00:03:17You didn't sign for the extra coverage in case of damage!
00:03:20What is wrong with you?
00:03:22I never sign that crap!
00:03:24They're just hitting you up for more coins!
00:03:25Besides, my car insurance covers the rentals!
00:03:29Are you sure about that?
00:03:30There you go again!
00:03:32Sure!
00:03:33Yes, I'm sure!
00:03:34Why do you doubt everything?
00:03:36You know, you're never going to accomplish anything if you don't believe in yourself!
00:03:40You are a beautiful, brilliant scientist, and your lack of self-confidence is really clogging
00:03:45my teeth!
00:03:46I was just asking whether or not you have a big insurance deductible or not!
00:03:50Most policies only cover damage beyond the initial deductible, my policy has a $500 deductible, and since
00:03:59we're headed straight into a tornado, I'm pretty darn sure that this car is going to get beat
00:04:07into shit by flying debris!
00:04:09So, excuse me for worrying that my lab partner's going to get nailed with a $500 fee!
00:04:17Shit!
00:04:20Bobby, I'm really sorry!
00:04:21I didn't mean to hurt your feelings!
00:04:23No! Look!
00:04:23The funnel cloud, it's touching down right where you said it was!
00:04:26Serendipity!
00:04:27Oh, it's showtime!
00:04:31Damn it!
00:04:32What?
00:04:33Oh, what?
00:04:35I have a $1,000 deductible!
00:04:39Of course!
00:04:54Oh my God!
00:04:56That's so amazing!
00:04:58Oh my God!
00:04:58I think we're going to be the first to post!
00:05:00We're like actual news anchors on a television!
00:05:03Yeah!
00:05:04Let's post together on each other's counts like a couple of news hosts!
00:05:07We could simulcast share on each other's accounts!
00:05:10We could stand back to back!
00:05:13Like, like in a metascore that we got each other's backs!
00:05:16Like a metascore, right?
00:05:17Like a couple of...
00:05:20What are you doing?
00:05:25You posted it?
00:05:27I can't believe you, you bitch!
00:05:29You narcissistic, selfish hag!
00:05:31Hag?
00:05:32Hag?
00:05:32Have you seen your eyebrows lately?
00:05:37You skank!
00:05:40No!
00:05:41No!
00:05:41Let go of it!
00:05:42No!
00:05:43You crap!
00:05:43Off!
00:05:44Ha!
00:05:59Those idiots are headed straight towards the funnel cloud!
00:06:03Maybe they're with the fake news going to make up some fake story about a tornado!
00:06:08But it is a real tornado!
00:06:11It's right there!
00:06:12Hell then!
00:06:15Maybe they're just morons!
00:06:17Sure is shit!
00:06:19Don't try to be cool, Steve!
00:06:23Keep feeling!
00:06:25That bag with the shotgun blasting, it's useless!
00:06:28Will it save me from getting shot?
00:06:29I don't see no cops in the rear view, but I can hear them on the radio!
00:06:33Oh, God!
00:06:34I've been shot!
00:06:35I should have taken all those bags!
00:06:37You know I'm gonna bleed out, cause then it's gonna be frickin' helpful!
00:06:40Damn it!
00:06:40Those good things are unpunished!
00:06:42Shut up!
00:06:43Calm down!
00:06:45It's just buckshot!
00:06:46It's the worst than getting hit with a BB gun!
00:06:48Let me see!
00:06:50We're taking our masks off now!
00:06:52What?
00:06:53Are we taking our masks off?
00:06:54I just wanna be sure before I don't do anything like Charlie!
00:06:58Don't throw me under the bus!
00:07:00You didn't have the guts to go into the bank at all!
00:07:02Getaway driver, my ass!
00:07:04We didn't need a getaway driver, but what we really needed was an extra pair of pants
00:07:08to help carry the money and undo the dive packs
00:07:10so I didn't have to go and get shot!
00:07:12And now I'm gonna die, because you're...
00:07:14You're not going to die!
00:07:20Sorry, but my ears stings!
00:07:22A lot!
00:07:25You're gonna be fine!
00:07:27I'll get you a Band-Aid when we get to the safe house!
00:07:30Right, Scully?
00:07:31He's gonna be fine when we get to the safe house!
00:07:35Wait, you said my name!
00:07:37So?
00:07:39Well, your orders were to never use each other's names
00:07:41and to keep our masks on at all times.
00:07:44So...
00:07:44And you said my name!
00:07:46So what does it matter?
00:07:47If it's okay to say our names,
00:07:49is it okay if I take my mask off?
00:07:51You're the only person still wearing a goddamn mask!
00:08:12You're the only person still wearing a mask!
00:08:22Okay.
00:08:2462 followers as of this morning!
00:08:27And you can do this!
00:08:28It's just...
00:08:30It's just...
00:08:30Oh, it's sharp!
00:08:36Tools!
00:08:41Girl Scout is always prepared!
00:08:43Whether it's a tornado in the sticks,
00:08:45or Hurricane Sasha being extra!
00:08:53Food off baby cakes!
00:08:54Mama's got a post!
00:08:57Oh, watch the bumps!
00:08:59I...
00:09:00I don't want to hit the wrong keys!
00:09:02I can't do anything about the state of failing infrastructure in rural America!
00:09:06Oh, thanks, Scoobble!
00:09:08I'll take your social commentary to heart!
00:09:10Just try and avoid the potholes!
00:09:12And what about the turtles?
00:09:13I gotta swerve around the turtles!
00:09:14Bobby!
00:09:15Okay, okay!
00:09:17Anyway, I've always told you that science happens in the field, not in the lab!
00:09:22I know!
00:09:23I'm bringing the lab to the field!
00:09:25According to my calculations,
00:09:27we should be able to get some good readings as close as 500 meters from the funnel,
00:09:31so no need to get too close!
00:09:33I may be crazy, but I ain't stupid!
00:09:46Doctoral candidate Margaret Miller, I present to you a cumulonimbus cloud, also known as
00:09:51a twister or funnel cloud, but commonly mislabeled a tornado, which, by definition, never reaches
00:09:57the ground.
00:10:05Okay, baby girl, let's see if all those late nights are going to pay off.
00:10:14I hope so.
00:10:16I want to get my doctorate before we completely run out of grant money.
00:10:19What?
00:10:20You never told me that!
00:10:21No worries!
00:10:22You worry too much, that's why I didn't tell you, okay?
00:10:24Just be positive.
00:10:29Oh my god!
00:10:30The readings are clean!
00:10:33My calculations were right!
00:10:36Of course they weren't!
00:10:39Of course they weren't!
00:10:43Eyewitnesses report suspects SUV heading west on Millville Road.
00:10:47Proceed with caution.
00:10:48We've got to get off this road.
00:10:50There!
00:10:51Take that access road.
00:11:01That's rough, cops.
00:11:02Turn up the radio.
00:11:03I know.
00:11:04I know.
00:11:07You changed it!
00:11:11I-I-I got it!
00:11:27Oh, hell no!
00:11:35Oh no!
00:11:38Oh no!
00:11:40I know.
00:11:54Oh my god.
00:11:55That was so real!
00:11:58Content.
00:12:01Oh my god!
00:12:03oh god
00:12:06oh
00:12:07oh
00:12:11Damn
00:12:12You guys have a bank or something?
00:12:15Hey do that
00:12:19Are you serious?
00:12:25Hey give me that phone
00:12:27No
00:12:29Damn it
00:12:30Stop her she got a picture of us
00:12:34Keep filling the bags we got to get out of here before the cops get here
00:12:40That was my backup phone
00:12:43What kind of person kills a phone?
00:12:45What kind of person you don't want to mess with
00:12:47Take in the car
00:12:57I
00:12:57I so wish I could post this
00:13:095.4 ERG
00:13:1133 NPS
00:13:13Volume 623
00:13:15Got it
00:13:17Awesome
00:13:17I told you this would work
00:13:20Okay 52 seconds
00:13:22If this data is correct
00:13:25We should be able to move on to
00:13:26Phase 2 of the experiment
00:13:28Magpie spreading our wings
00:13:31Alright 40 seconds
00:13:33I hate to admit it but
00:13:34Maybe I can be too cautious
00:13:37We probably could have done this test once
00:13:41What's out there
00:13:42I thought I saw someone by the funnel
00:13:47Oh man you gotta be joking
00:13:49There are two cars in the path of the cloud
00:13:53Are you serious?
00:13:55Looks like they had an accident
00:13:58Let me see
00:13:59I mean they are right in the pathway of the funnel
00:14:01If they don't move they're gonna get hit
00:14:03We gotta call 911
00:14:05It's about their nature
00:14:06First responders can't stop a twister
00:14:08Yeah but they can get those people out of there
00:14:10If they don't they're gonna
00:14:13911 everyone is calling 911
00:14:15Of course they are
00:14:16There's a twister running through town
00:14:17We have front row seats
00:14:18Come on
00:14:21What are you doing?
00:14:23What
00:14:25Oh no you are not going down there
00:14:27Are you crazy?
00:14:28There's not enough time
00:14:30Yes there is
00:14:32You just read me all the calculations
00:14:33And since you're never wrong
00:14:35We've got this
00:14:35Oh no no way
00:14:37I could be wrong
00:14:38Lora G
00:14:39We have been lab partners for 16 months
00:14:41I know your numbers are right
00:14:42You know your numbers are right
00:14:43And those people have no one to help them but us
00:14:46They'll strap it all down
00:14:54Where are the keys?
00:14:55What did you do with the keys?
00:14:57Ask Sasha
00:14:57It's her ride
00:14:58Zone killer
00:15:00I can't believe you did this
00:15:01You're such a dick
00:15:03Where are the keys?
00:15:04I told you
00:15:05I don't have them
00:15:05It's not my car
00:15:06Sasha must have them
00:15:09Hey
00:15:10Hey
00:15:18I don't run
00:15:19I just need the phone lady
00:15:22Get away you
00:15:23GET away you
00:15:26You cant run forever lady
00:15:43You're really starting to piss me off
00:15:52走
00:15:53走
00:15:53走
00:15:53走
00:15:54走
00:15:54走
00:15:55我們需要錫盤
00:15:56真的嗎
00:16:05走
00:16:06走
00:16:06走
00:16:07走
00:16:07走
00:16:14你把他放在你
00:16:18上去
00:16:21你不要太多時間
00:16:22我把他放在你
00:16:25你阻碍
00:16:26我上去
00:16:27你把你的靠去
00:16:29你把靠在你
00:16:30我认为你把靠近
00:16:31你把靠近了
00:16:31靠近了
00:16:32你把靠近了
00:16:33你把靠近了
00:16:35這是押忍
00:16:35你真的偉誤
00:16:41我們還去
00:16:42繼續下去
00:16:43你會成功
00:16:45不你成功
00:16:45我不成功
00:16:45你會成功
00:16:48我們要從這裡來
00:17:31优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
00:17:36The shelter!
00:17:38For 30 years, this old brick blockhouse has survived everything that Mother Nature has thrown our way.
00:17:44And this hurricane discount certainly helps.
00:17:49It's not a hurricane. It's a typhoon.
00:17:52No, silly one. Typhoons are in the ocean.
00:17:56And so is a hurricane.
00:17:58You're both wrong. It's a supercell.
00:18:00This, Justin, the bank robbers from the first national bank heist
00:18:05have crashed their vehicle into Sugartown Farms.
00:18:08Our reporter, Alice Grant, is on the scene with Farmer Bob.
00:18:12Well, yeah. I was strapping down a bunch of my equipment before the storm hit.
00:18:16And these idiots drove right past me into the eye of the photo cloud.
00:18:21And they headed straight.
00:18:23That's right. Farmer Bob witnessed these very dangerous criminals crash their SUV into his cornfield.
00:18:30And then they started the—
00:18:32He saw the eye of the storm.
00:18:35And then they started—
00:18:36He saw the storm engulf the SUV. And what happened next?
00:18:40Uh, the cash.
00:18:42He saw all the cash from the bank robbery get sucked into the storm.
00:18:45Millions of dollars of cash just floating around inside that funnel cloud.
00:18:50Am I reading this right? Are we talking about a—
00:18:53No doubt about it. We have ourselves a cash storm.
00:18:58A cash storm. You've heard it here first, folks.
00:19:01Millions of dollars are currently flying across Central Valley in a cash storm.
00:19:08Can you believe that? A cash storm. Now I've seen everything.
00:19:13Our analysts estimate nearly $1.2 million in the air as we speak.
00:19:20Meteorologist Lou the Glue McPride says that as the funnel cloud travels across the valley,
00:19:27hundreds of thousands of dollars have the potential of raining down on our residents.
00:19:32Well, there you have it, folks. It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world after all.
00:19:39What about your tax?
00:19:47I don't want to know.
00:19:48What?
00:19:49I don't want to know who you are or what your deal is.
00:19:51I just want to get you and your partner to safety and drop you off.
00:19:54Partner? More like Boat Angle.
00:19:56You should have never brought him in on this.
00:19:58I said I don't want to know.
00:20:00Yeah, well, I think you already know, and that's the problem.
00:20:03No, there is no problem. I don't know. I don't want to know.
00:20:06I saw that you were in trouble, and that's all I needed to know.
00:20:10Well, that's—I owe you for that, which is why we have a problem.
00:20:15No, we don't.
00:20:18Well, you saw my face, but you also saved my life.
00:20:22I'm horrible with faces. I've smoked so much grass over the years.
00:20:25If I say I don't remember your face, the cops will believe me.
00:20:30Well, what about your friend in the hot mess?
00:20:33Hey!
00:20:35Don't trust this guy. He's some kind of bank robber.
00:20:38He killed my phone!
00:20:39You can't kill a phone. It's glass and metal.
00:20:42You shot it!
00:20:43You shot her phone? What kind of person shoots a phone?
00:20:46That's what I said.
00:20:47Enough with the phone!
00:20:49Get in the back and shut up.
00:20:52This is bad. Jake, we lost the money.
00:20:55You said my name!
00:20:57I heard nothing. Now listen, you can have this van once we get back to the lab.
00:21:01That?
00:21:02Yes, we can shelter there from the storm, and then you can take the van. It's a rental.
00:21:06Is it close?
00:21:07Yes, and we have water and fuel for the backup generator, and you can have it all.
00:21:11Just let us go, and I promise our memories will be very, very foggy.
00:21:17You know, with the storm. It's easy to be confused by the storm.
00:21:23Here, try this. This will help. It's a Bebo Bioscience Brain Health Shot. I'm a
00:21:31brand ambassador.
00:21:34Bebo Bioscience Brain Health Shot supports cognitive function and longevity. This one's pineapple flavored.
00:21:40Mmm, it's delicious.
00:21:42How are you feeling?
00:21:44Better?
00:21:45See? You got your voice back. These things are amazing.
00:21:48and they have no caffeine in it.
00:21:51I'm already hyper enough as it is.
00:21:52This is gonna work!
00:21:55Bobby! Bobby, the numbers add up! Our machine is gonna work! We did it! Woo!
00:22:00Margie, not the time. Kinda got my hands full.
00:22:05Careful!
00:22:06I'm trying!
00:22:08We finally got the machine dialed in. Last thing we want is to destroy it in an accident.
00:22:13You wanna drive?
00:22:15Sorry.
00:22:15What does it do?
00:22:16It's complicated. You wouldn't understand.
00:22:19Just because I look fabulous does not mean I am not smart.
00:22:23I'm the whole package, babe.
00:22:25Okay. Sorry.
00:22:28It takes barometric readings, density, and velocity through optical filters between 100 and 500 nanometers,
00:22:34then determines the countermeasures to reverse the supercell's mesocyclone.
00:22:40You're right. I don't understand.
00:22:45I'm sorry. Look, our doctoral thesis is based on the theory that a funnel cloud can be reversed.
00:22:52Essentially, killing it.
00:22:55Oh, like my phone.
00:22:56Will you give it up already?
00:22:58You guys can stop a tornado?
00:23:00Um, theoretically.
00:23:02Theoretically, we can do it according to my calculations.
00:23:05Which are always right.
00:23:07I told you we could do this.
00:23:09Whoa!
00:23:13You can stop a tornado?
00:23:15Damn right we can.
00:23:16Theoretically.
00:23:17Theoretically.
00:23:18We can do it.
00:23:21So I can get my money back.
00:23:27Alright. New plan.
00:23:29We turn the van around.
00:23:30We're gonna go back and use your contraption to get my money back.
00:23:33Well, it's not...
00:23:34It's not like a toaster that we bought at Best Buy that you can flip a switch on.
00:23:38It has multiple components that it needs.
00:23:40And the calibration needs to be set.
00:23:42Alright, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
00:23:44Where are the components?
00:23:45Back at the lab.
00:23:49The lab that we're gonna take shelter in?
00:23:51Yes. There's only one lab.
00:23:54Alright, fine. New plan.
00:23:56We're gonna go to the lab.
00:23:58You mean the original plan I was executing in the first place?
00:24:02Just drive.
00:24:06As the storm intensifies, residents are disregarding warnings to take shelter and taking to the streets.
00:24:14Our field reporter Alice Grant is on the scene. Alice?
00:24:18That's right. Alice Grant here on the scene, witnessing firsthand the gold rush of Center Valley.
00:24:23There's money in the air, literally, and everyone is scrambling around to get their piece of the action.
00:24:29Oh, excuse me, sir. Sir, can you tell me and our viewers at home what your name is and where
00:24:34you're from?
00:24:35Uh, my name is Larry Greentree. I am from the U.S.
00:24:38It's great to have you here, Larry. And can you tell us firsthand, give us an eyewitness
00:24:43account of what you are seeing?
00:24:45Uh, yeah, I came out of my apartment and I just saw this crazy...
00:24:49A cash storm! That's right, folks. He saw a cash storm and you're hearing it here first on
00:24:53Action iNews.
00:24:54I'm Alice Grant. Why are you not sheltering in place?
00:24:58Uh, well, I'm gonna go get some of that money that's just flying around out there, you know.
00:25:03That's right, folks. He's willing to risk life and limb, throwing all common sense out the window, risking
00:25:08his life headed towards a deadly tornado like a complete moron.
00:25:12Well, when you put it that way, I'm not so sure about this anymore.
00:25:16Too late, Larry. Our viewers at home are waiting to see what happens, so go for it. Go ahead now,
00:25:22buddy. Head towards the storm.
00:25:25Back to you, Donna.
00:25:26Well, there you have it. Don't touch that dial. We'll bring you all the action and life and
00:25:33death drama as it happens.
00:25:35You can't get that on streaming. See, there still is a reason to have live TV.
00:25:42Don't touch that dial.
00:25:44Dial? Who has a dial on their TV anymore?
00:25:47It's just a figure of speech. Like, hold your horses, keep your shirt on, hang tight.
00:25:54Why aren't you out there with the rest of them?
00:25:57I'm rich.
00:25:58Ah, cheers. Me too.
00:26:00Lot of money and booze.
00:26:06Even more than pot.
00:26:13Don't do anything you'll regret.
00:26:15Too late for that.
00:26:25Keep an eye on that one. I don't want to run it off.
00:26:38So your device can kill a tornado?
00:26:40Yeah. Not only that, it'll reverse the vortex and it'll drop all the debris in a centralized location.
00:26:49So your money will basically fall at your feet.
00:26:52Oh, shit. How's that even possible?
00:26:55Science, baby. It's all true.
00:26:58You know those anti-vax people have their heads up their butts.
00:27:01Oh, I'm vaccinated.
00:27:03Oh, so you're not a total douchebag. Congratulations.
00:27:06Is she telling the truth?
00:27:08About what?
00:27:09The machine. Your machine. Can it do what she says it can do?
00:27:12In theory.
00:27:14Mm-hmm.
00:27:15Theory?
00:27:17What the hell does that mean?
00:27:19Yep. Here it is.
00:27:21That's her?
00:27:23Shit.
00:27:24Add superstars here in front of this totally amazing tornado.
00:27:31Oh, thanks, Proho342.
00:27:34Okay, squad. Remember to like and share. I'm going for a record number of views.
00:27:41That bitch!
00:27:42This is totally insane. This big bank robber guy tackled me in a field and I'm covered
00:27:48in grass and I'm headed to see my bestie at Peta Loves You. Over there.
00:27:54Aw, that's so nice. Why didn't I see that?
00:27:59Hmm, right.
00:28:01Oh my God! A million likes! You rock fans! This is the happiest day of my life!
00:28:16God, she's so lucky. A million likes in just a few minutes. I gotta get a new phone!
00:28:24You can use mine.
00:28:27Really? Aw, you're so sweet. Thank you.
00:28:33What's your passcode?
00:28:35You know what? I knew this was bullshit. I should just shoot the both of you and take the van.
00:28:39No, no, no, no! It's true. It's true. In theory.
00:28:46Like, well, theoretically, it's true. We just haven't tested it yet.
00:28:51What?!
00:28:53It'll work. It will work. It's, uh, I just haven't had the confidence to run the experiment
00:29:00yet.
00:29:00But it'll work. Like, it'll run the device, it'll kill the twister, and I swear, your
00:29:05money's gonna drop to your feet.
00:29:08For real?
00:29:10Oh, yeah. One hundred percent-o.
00:29:15Alright. How can I help?
00:29:19Alice Grant on the scene here at the crossroads of County Line and Millville Road. Officer!
00:29:25Yes?
00:29:26On our TV.
00:29:28Thank you, Officer, for taking the time to talk with us about your operation.
00:29:32Are you blocking off the road to protect our fellow citizens from the dangerous bank robbers who are still
00:29:37at large?
00:29:37Or perhaps the deadly tornado that is ripping through the valley?
00:29:41Well, I'm not really-
00:29:43Oh, you're not at liberty to say? The freedom of the press empowers me to know the truth,
00:29:47empowers the public to know the truth.
00:29:49What are you trying to hide?
00:29:51I-I don't think you understand-
00:29:53Oh, I see. You're trying to cover up the real purpose behind this roadblock.
00:29:57As a representative of the First Amendment, I'm here to say that I demand to know why.
00:30:02The public, our viewers demand to know why you have put up this roadblock.
00:30:06I-I really didn't do-I don't know what the-
00:30:09Oh, you're trying to play dumb now? I want to speak with your superior officer. Give me your badge
00:30:13and your name.
00:30:14My name is Chuck.
00:30:15Okay, Officer Chuck. I want to know your badge number.
00:30:20I don't have a badge.
00:30:21What kind of a police officer doesn't have a badge?
00:30:24I'm-I'm not a police officer.
00:30:26Then why am I talking to you?
00:30:28Why are you talking to me?
00:30:30Because you are! I-I thought-
00:30:40What do you think is going to happen to us when he finds out you are full of shit?
00:30:46Look, I was scrambling, okay? I'm just buying us time.
00:30:49Time? Oh, you should have just given him the van and be done with it.
00:30:53We've seen his face and we know his name. I don't think keeping this alive is an option.
00:30:58Oh, but you think it's going to be an option when he finds out this machine has never been
00:31:02tested in a real-world situation?
00:31:04Hmm. It can overheat. It could short circuit. It could blow up. It could just not work. Have you
00:31:11thought of any of that?
00:31:12Don't be such a bummer. It's gonna work.
00:31:14Your numbers are correct and you've never failed at anything you've ever done in your whole life.
00:31:18Because I'm so afraid to do anything without double and triple and quadruple checking every little thing.
00:31:24Exactly. Besides, sometimes you gotta leap before you look.
00:31:28That's a stupid saying.
00:31:29It's positive thinking. You should try it sometime. It actually works.
00:31:33Hmm, I'm-you know what? Maybe when you're baking cookies or you're planting vegetables,
00:31:38but not when you're testing a cyclodron on a 150 mile an hour funnel cloud
00:31:42while a homicidal bank robber is pointing a gun at your head!
00:31:47You good? You got that out of your system?
00:31:51Yes.
00:31:52Now do what you know you can do,
00:31:55and I will figure out the next way to deflect this maniac.
00:31:59Alright? Deal?
00:32:00Deal.
00:32:05I don't like the plan.
00:32:07Well, I didn't ask your opinion.
00:32:09They saved our lives.
00:32:10And Peta seems really cool.
00:32:12She knows your name?
00:32:15No. I know her name.
00:32:17I did what you said.
00:32:19No names.
00:32:20Even though you said it was okay earlier.
00:32:22That was amongst us, not other people.
00:32:25Jesus! What else does she know?
00:32:27Nothing. We just talked about her friend at Supersize.
00:32:30Now she got over a million views on her feed.
00:32:33Did you know that those girls make over a hundred K a year as band ambassadors?
00:32:38I think we can do that.
00:32:40Between robbing banks?
00:32:41What the hell's the matter with you?
00:32:43I wish you would stop doing that.
00:32:45And I wish you would stick to the plan.
00:32:47Yes, I get it.
00:32:49It should just seem nice.
00:32:51Nice will get you 20 years.
00:32:53Got it.
00:32:56What if we cut them in on the take?
00:32:59Give them a Scully share.
00:33:01You got over Scully real quick, didn't you?
00:33:04Scully was a dick.
00:33:06Yes, he was.
00:33:13Cash cloud.
00:33:16Money storm.
00:33:19The green tornado.
00:33:21Yeah, that sounds like the green order.
00:33:24What about money maelstrom?
00:33:28How about the billowing bank?
00:33:32Windfall.
00:33:34Double meaning. That's a good one.
00:33:37Boomy Benjamins, Raining Riches, or Pennies from Heaven.
00:33:42Dude, that's a song.
00:33:44It was a movie too, starring Bing Crosby.
00:33:46Ba-ba-boom-boom-boom-boom.
00:33:51Man.
00:33:53This is some good stuff.
00:33:55I made the wrong business.
00:33:58Well, if I got an opportunity for you.
00:34:18Do you really have to point that thing the whole time?
00:34:21What if we hit a pothole or something?
00:34:23Then you're dead.
00:34:26Oh.
00:34:27What? No snarky comeback?
00:34:30Nothing funny to say?
00:34:31We don't belong here.
00:34:33Well, neither do we.
00:34:34I should be on my way to the Caribbean by now.
00:34:37Life's tough all over.
00:34:41Well, I do have a nice herbal rub that I'll see with your nerves.
00:34:46Sand Valley Organics Herbal Muscle Rub with Cayenne.
00:34:50Great for sore joints and stress.
00:34:55Here, try some.
00:35:01I'm a brand ambassador.
00:35:07All right.
00:35:10Great ambassadors.
00:35:12You ready?
00:35:13Yep.
00:35:13Let's go get Arden before it's all gone.
00:35:16Wait for me.
00:35:26Pain in my ass.
00:35:31Oh, oh, oh.
00:35:35Oh, oh, oh.
00:35:38Oh, I got fat stacks over here.
00:35:47Green bastard.
00:35:48You want to race, huh?
00:35:50Let's race.
00:35:58There it is.
00:35:59The funnel.
00:36:01How close do you have to get?
00:36:02Huh?
00:36:06Hey.
00:36:09What are you doing?
00:36:10Science shit.
00:36:11Do you want to help?
00:36:14I, uh...
00:36:15How close do you have to get to it?
00:36:17You got it?
00:36:18Yeah, the machine is set.
00:36:20All right.
00:36:22Keep going.
00:36:23We estimate the range at about 100 meters.
00:36:25That's freaking close.
00:36:27Yeah, that's science for you.
00:36:28If you aren't risking your own life,
00:36:30you aren't doing it right.
00:36:31Really?
00:36:31Is that true?
00:36:32No.
00:36:33I'm a scientist.
00:36:34I'm not stupid.
00:36:35Oh.
00:36:35Oh, there.
00:36:36Pull up there.
00:36:37That's good enough.
00:36:37Over there.
00:36:38It has to face the funnel cloud.
00:36:41Yep.
00:36:41You got to do a 180 and face the back of the van towards the storm.
00:36:44You got it.
00:37:04New storm.
00:37:14What did you do?
00:37:17She is wicked!
00:37:20啊,她是4th state
00:37:23她是为了这个国家的国家是国家的国家
00:37:27是民主的民主的民主
00:37:28她是英雄
00:37:31她是一辈子
00:37:33气氛
00:37:34气氛
00:37:35气氛
00:37:36气氛
00:37:37气氛
00:37:39气氛
00:37:39气氛
00:37:40气氛
00:37:41气氛
00:37:42气氛
00:37:44气氛
00:37:46FWITAND PRROR
00:37:50我是那一只atched魚
00:37:52还专门
00:37:59preoccup ego
00:38:00企心
00:38:01察观 KIM
00:38:01准备
00:38:02美副
00:38:03是jавно
00:38:05美务
00:38:07突然
00:38:08pped
00:38:08stretch
00:38:09通道
00:38:10致
00:38:10it bring this compelling story to your living rooms
00:38:14are you there
00:38:15alice
00:38:16i'm ok
00:38:18i'm
00:38:19ok
00:38:23from what i can tell this is an alaskan salmon
00:38:27safe to say it didn't fly here from alaska
00:38:31most likely from barnacle bob's fish market back in town
00:38:36the missing head is also a good indicator
00:38:41那是美麗的,Alice
00:38:43直播的直播
00:38:44是超級大
00:38:46不要忘了一瞬間,观众
00:38:49你不能够看我们的播放
00:38:52你的生活可能会有关的
00:38:55我不能去任何地方
00:38:59我不能移动
00:39:14We need to set it on a flat surface with you met her facing the funnel
00:39:17All right got it
00:39:19Yo hey Charlie keep your head in the game come on
00:39:23Only hold it from here
00:39:32Hey y'all it's your BFF happy to love you
00:39:36Sorry I was dark for a few hours, but as you can see from my BFF at Super Sasha
00:39:40's livestream,
00:39:41there is an epic tornado here in the Central Valley.
00:39:46Right now, I am in the van of these fierce weather gals.
00:39:51Hey there at AdVample and at Heavy Beast 23, I love you too.
00:39:56If you look over my shoulder, those two sisters are setting up a device that can stop a tornado.
00:40:03Yes, at YOLO Party Girl, my hair looks whack. Okay, rude.
00:40:08But whenever my hair is being sketchy, I always use the hypersonic USB portable rechargeable titanium hair
00:40:15straightener.
00:40:15You can use code PETALOVESY for 30% off your first purchase.
00:40:20And when you set it down, don't drop it. The accelerometers on the inside are delicate.
00:40:24This is only a prototype for testing. But it'll work, just the same.
00:40:27Yeah, well for your sake, get it better. How can I help?
00:40:30Yeah, see these two leads here? I need you to connect them with these power cables.
00:40:38Can you please put that away? I can't concentrate.
00:40:41Yeah, well that's too bad. I know you two are up to something. I think this is bullshit.
00:40:47Bullshit? Bullshit?
00:40:49I've spent my entire life planning this device. It'll save hundreds, no, thousands of lives.
00:40:55No longer will little girls lose their parents to a rogue supercell that randomly chose my house out of
00:41:00all the other houses in the neighborhood,
00:41:01leaving me to be raised by my creepy aunt and fat uncle who smells like pickles and sauerkra
00:41:07ut.
00:41:07So know my bank robber friend. This is not bullshit.
00:41:12I'm right, I get it. You're tragic.
00:41:21Whether it works or not, who knows?
00:41:25You're connected.
00:41:29You said my name.
00:41:31What? No, I didn't.
00:41:32Yes, you did. You yelled Charlie to get my attention.
00:41:35Ah, shit. Now they know both our names. This is getting worse all the time.
00:41:41Let's just take the van and get the hell up out of here. Screw the money.
00:41:44Screw the money? I didn't come all this way to screw the money.
00:41:49There's over a million dollars right there, just a couple of football fields away.
00:41:53And if these chicks can do what they say they can do, it's all mine.
00:41:58Ours.
00:42:01Yeah, of course, of course, ours.
00:42:03Jesus, everyone's paranoid.
00:42:07The gizmo is humming.
00:42:09Hashtag science gals are making history while the hashtag bank robbers are holding us hostage.
00:42:16If anyone could please tell the cops that we are in trouble, that would be solid.
00:42:21Oh, at SoccerMom482, at SoccerMom432, and at BigBall69, I
00:42:28appreciate you.
00:42:30Please like and share, y'all. I am shooting to be at Super Sasha's number.
00:42:33We are over 500k. Keep sharing, y'all.
00:42:38I need a hand over here.
00:42:40But I'm streaming.
00:42:42Aw, I love you too, Aunt Hungry Hippo.
00:42:45Dammit, PETA, this is a matter of life or death.
00:42:47Okay, PETA Squad.
00:42:49We're about to join the action. It's gonna get intense.
00:42:54What do you need, Boss Babe?
00:42:57Seriously, now?
00:42:59My fans are getting the cops for us. Don't change social.
00:43:02Oh, yeah. Good idea.
00:43:04Okay, so I need you to hold the doors open so they don't close on the cables.
00:43:06But I give you the signal. I want you to shut the doors.
00:43:09Okay, you understand?
00:43:10Yes, I understand.
00:43:12Y'all understand, right?
00:43:13You know, you better hide that phone or you're gonna be screwed.
00:43:16I told you, PETA Squad.
00:43:18Okay, let me flip it.
00:43:20So, here's the deal.
00:43:22Over there are the two dickheads who robbed the bank and are now holding us hostage.
00:43:27Hashtag real danger.
00:43:29Please share, y'all.
00:43:30I think we can get the strings over Big Mill.
00:43:34Yo, what are you doing?
00:43:36She's holding the doors open so they don't close on the cables.
00:43:39Is that okay?
00:43:40Yeah, how long is that gonna take?
00:43:42Not long. It's charging up.
00:43:44Okay, guys. I need your help.
00:43:47I need you to grab here and here.
00:43:51And I need you to grab here and here.
00:43:57Okay, so when I crank up the power, it's gonna vibrate.
00:44:00It cannot move off target, otherwise the vortex won't align.
00:44:04Alright, I got it.
00:44:05And you?
00:44:06I got it.
00:44:08Okay.
00:44:11Okay, when I give you the signal, shut the doors.
00:44:13What's the signal?
00:44:14I'll say shut the doors.
00:44:15But don't let go.
00:44:22It's working!
00:44:23It's working!
00:44:24I don't believe it!
00:44:27Okay, hold it tight.
00:44:33Hold still!
00:44:39Shut the doors!
00:44:49Damn it!
00:44:54I knew I should have taken the van!
00:44:55I told you to take the van!
00:44:57Now we're stuck with...
00:44:59It's getting bigger.
00:45:01Yeah, but...
00:45:03Stop moving.
00:45:03It's not going anywhere.
00:45:05No, it's not.
00:45:07It's moving backwards.
00:45:16Ooh, that's big!
00:45:18Yeah, it's coming.
00:45:20Right here.
00:45:22Oh, my...
00:45:24Oh, my...
00:45:27Oh!
00:45:28Oh!
00:45:28Come on!
00:45:30Come on!
00:45:31Come on!
00:45:33Oh!
00:45:33Come on!
00:45:34Come on!
00:45:34Come on!
00:45:35Come on!
00:45:36Come on!
00:45:50I got here first!
00:45:52It's mine!
00:45:53Ownership isn't final until it's in the bag, Steve!
00:45:56You greedy son of a bitch, Rick!
00:45:58I know I couldn't trust you!
00:46:00Trust me?
00:46:01You've been sweeping with my ex-wife!
00:46:03But you hate Britney!
00:46:04That's not the point!
00:46:06We're growing before hoes!
00:46:08We gotta go back!
00:46:09The wind's too strong!
00:46:11Then let go of the cash!
00:46:12You let go!
00:46:14Hell no!
00:46:23See?
00:46:24That's what I'm talking about!
00:46:27They're trying to steal our money!
00:46:29It's over, men!
00:46:31We're done!
00:46:33It's not over until I say it's over!
00:46:40That's what I thought!
00:46:41We gotta ride!
00:46:42Let's go!
00:46:54Not long, okay?
00:46:56It's charging up now!
00:46:57Is this gonna work?
00:46:58I don't care!
00:46:58As long as it distracts those two long enough for Margie to get through!
00:47:01Oh snap!
00:47:02Girls, we're scheming!
00:47:03No matter how much it vibrates, you cannot let it move off target!
00:47:07Okay?
00:47:07Yeah, I got it!
00:47:08I'm serious!
00:47:09No matter how much it vibrates, do not let go!
00:47:13I got it!
00:47:14Okay!
00:47:18Alright, when I give you the signal, I need you to shut the doors!
00:47:20What's the signal?
00:47:21I say shut the doors!
00:47:22Right!
00:47:23Okay, guys!
00:47:24You're a part of this!
00:47:25Give me feedback and share!
00:47:27Yes!
00:47:27600k!
00:47:29Keep sharing, y'all!
00:47:31Oh my god!
00:47:33You gotta see this!
00:47:35Oh, see that?
00:47:37Whoa!
00:47:38It's working!
00:47:39This is epic, y'all!
00:47:40And Aunt Peta Loved You is the only place to see this!
00:47:43Woo!
00:47:44Ha ha!
00:47:45Oh no!
00:47:46Shut the doors!
00:47:48Where'd you go?
00:47:49Shut the doors!
00:47:51Ah!
00:47:57Are you okay?
00:48:01Are you shot?
00:48:02Are you hurt?
00:48:04Uh...
00:48:05I'm okay!
00:48:07That...
00:48:08was so...
00:48:10real!
00:48:13A million!
00:48:14Oh my god!
00:48:16A million!
00:48:16This is the most I ever had!
00:48:17Thank you so much!
00:48:19This is epic, y'all!
00:48:21And...
00:48:21I have...
00:48:21Are these two fierce ladies the thing?
00:48:23Oh my god!
00:48:24Introduce yourself!
00:48:25This is epic!
00:48:26Yeah!
00:48:27Uh...
00:48:27I, uh...
00:48:28Say your name!
00:48:29Um...
00:48:30Margaret Gallagher Owen!
00:48:31Margie!
00:48:33You are like a super genius scientist, right Marge?
00:48:36Turn that shit off!
00:48:37Oh, come on!
00:48:38This is epic!
00:48:39You're famous!
00:48:40Tell us who you are!
00:48:42Stop!
00:48:43Shit!
00:48:45Oh god!
00:48:56I drink too much until I forget...
00:49:00We have to get her to a hospital!
00:49:02We will!
00:49:03But it's a half hour away!
00:49:04I have to stabilize her first!
00:49:06If we don't stop the bleeding, she'll bleed out before we get there and die!
00:49:10Are you a doctor?
00:49:11No!
00:49:12This is basic first aid!
00:49:13You've never taken a first aid class?
00:49:15No!
00:49:15No!
00:49:15I'm not a doctor!
00:49:16It's basic first aid!
00:49:18Everyone should know that in CPR!
00:49:20Geez!
00:49:21People are so stupid!
00:49:26Let me be dead!
00:49:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:49:28Let go!
00:49:29You need to let go!
00:49:30I need to stop the bleeding!
00:49:33Oh my god!
00:49:37Oh my god!
00:49:38You have to hold your blood pressure!
00:49:39Relax!
00:49:40Come here!
00:49:40Press really hard!
00:49:41Push hard!
00:49:43Hey!
00:49:44Hey honey!
00:49:45Look at me!
00:49:45I got you!
00:49:46I got you!
00:49:46No bullshit!
00:49:47Do what she says!
00:49:48Okay!
00:49:48Move your hand!
00:49:49Let me do it!
00:49:50I'll have to!
00:49:54You're gonna be okay!
00:49:55Your BFF is gonna patch you up and then we're gonna get you right to a hospital!
00:49:58Okay!
00:49:59Ready?
00:50:00I'm alright!
00:50:01It's gonna be okay!
00:50:02I don't know!
00:50:02I don't feel so good!
00:50:03No, no, no, no, baby girl!
00:50:05You are going to be okay!
00:50:07I promise!
00:50:09Okay!
00:50:09I'm ready!
00:50:11Bobby!
00:50:12This is gonna hurt!
00:50:13You can do this!
00:50:15Yeah!
00:50:15Okay!
00:50:16We need to lift our shirt and get the anti-pagulant on as fast as we
00:50:19can!
00:50:19Okay!
00:50:20Got it!
00:50:21Are you ready?
00:50:23Okay!
00:50:23Okay!
00:50:24Let go!
00:50:28Take off your pick-off!
00:50:29No!
00:50:30No!
00:50:30No!
00:50:30Sit!
00:50:31Sit!
00:50:34Okay!
00:50:35You're good!
00:50:36You're good!
00:50:37That's it!
00:50:39You're gonna be okay!
00:50:41Am I gonna lift?
00:50:43Are you talking?
00:50:45Yeah!
00:50:46Then you're gonna lift!
00:50:48I love you, Mei-Fai!
00:50:50Aww!
00:50:51I'm so tired!
00:50:52i love you too my nerdy granola
00:50:54i gotta post this
00:51:11keep drinking
00:51:12you need to get your fluence up
00:51:14she's drinking
00:51:15she's drinking
00:51:16gosh she said my grandmother
00:51:18we have no idea
00:51:20i heard that
00:51:21here it is check it out
00:51:23i recorded the whole thing
00:51:25wow
00:51:26wow you're an animal
00:51:28do you stream everything?
00:51:30almost everything
00:51:32the life of an influencer
00:51:33constant content
00:51:35all day
00:51:35seven days a week
00:51:36just chasing the algorithm
00:51:39i didn't think you influencers did anything except look pretty
00:51:43awww
00:51:44thank you
00:51:46i try
00:51:47but i mean there are thousands
00:51:49for a season of the year
00:51:50i think you're a very dumb woman
00:51:53do you think you're a bit of a mother
00:51:59web resources
00:52:00to know that you have a chance to meet her
00:52:06you know that you can tell me about the people
00:52:14and what I'm so happy about now
00:52:16and what you trust me
00:52:18l
00:52:18and what you think you're gonna be
00:52:19what you find out of now
00:52:19i know that you don't know what you're gonna be
00:52:19I think today was a pretty good step in that direction
00:52:25I don't believe it
00:52:27Well I thought I was pretty clever outsmarting these guys
00:52:30No no our experiment actually worked
00:52:33Look at the video
00:52:35I'm driving
00:52:37Here show her the video
00:52:42Hold on
00:52:48你看看嗎?
00:52:50它是在努力!
00:52:52它是在努力的!
00:52:55它是在努力的!
00:52:56它是在努力的!
00:52:58我們做到了!
00:53:02我們殺了能力!
00:53:05沒有辦法確定的確!
00:53:07不要你打!
00:53:09什麼?
00:53:10不讓我們多做全部都見過的,
00:53:14猜度獎。
00:53:17對!
00:53:17我說了!
00:53:17我完全沒有猜測!
00:53:22我沒有人的夢想有被拍到你的臉
00:53:24然後沒有正確!
00:53:25你進來到那種效果!
00:53:27因為我一生意這個是要那個因為你被歪了!
00:53:36對!
00:53:37你认识你
00:53:43the experiment worked
00:53:45We did it
00:53:47Damn right Magpie
00:53:49So that contraption of yours can really stop a tornado
00:53:52Oh actually, it's a supercell commonly known as a funnel cloud
00:53:55And people get confused
00:53:56You're correct
00:53:58It will stop a storm from causing damage and killing people
00:54:02Which is why we did this in the first place
00:54:04That's right
00:54:07OK,我們必須要你去醫院
00:54:09I'm feeling better
00:54:11Oh, bullshit!
00:54:13We are getting you to a hospital
00:54:14Besides, those maniacs are still out there
00:54:18Fine, but you have to promise me that you'll go back
00:54:20Peta, you wanna be a lab assistant?
00:54:23Oh, I'm in this for the long haul
00:54:26You two are my spirit animals
00:54:28Oh, I don't think you're allowed to use that term anymore
00:54:31Oh my god, you're right
00:54:32I'm so sorry
00:54:34Please don't tell anyone I said that
00:54:36That would get me cancelled for sure
00:54:37As influencers, we literally have to be angels
00:54:40One mistake, and you lose followers
00:54:42And then sponsors
00:54:43Please, please, please don't tell anyone I said that
00:54:45I'm really sorry
00:54:46Roll down the window
00:54:53Do what he says
00:55:00OK, I'm gonna put my hand on the switch
00:55:02Don't shoot me
00:55:09Oh, good
00:55:10I got one
00:55:12Asshole
00:55:14Are you okay?
00:55:16Listen up, you three
00:55:19You may have won round one, I'll give you that
00:55:21But you now know I will not hesitate to kill all of you
00:55:24What do you want?
00:55:26I want my money
00:55:28And before you pulled the plug, I think your little machine was gonna get it for me
00:55:31It was supposed to work on its own
00:55:33It was supposed to work on its own
00:55:33We figured you would get your money
00:55:34And then we'd just be free
00:55:36It was an honest mistake
00:55:37We didn't mean anything by it
00:55:40All of you are liars
00:55:41No, I'm the liar
00:55:42She's the blabbermouth
00:55:44And she's the goody two shoes
00:55:45She's telling the truth
00:55:46See, I told you
00:55:48They're just scared
00:55:49Good
00:55:50They should be
00:55:52Because you're gonna do what I say
00:55:53And this time I'm taking the van keys
00:55:56Now unlock it
00:56:11We have to get Bobby to a hospital
00:56:14She looks fine to me
00:56:17No, those are just triage bandages, she needs real medical attention
00:56:21Well, I'll let you go
00:56:24After you get my money
00:56:25No, we have to get her to a hospital
00:56:29Or I could just shoot her now
00:56:32No, no, wait, okay, okay
00:56:34Hold on, here's what we're gonna do
00:56:35You, come, come with me
00:56:37She's gonna come with me in the compacts
00:56:39We'll follow you to the machine
00:56:39Let's go, let's go
00:56:40Damn it
00:56:42Come, come on
00:56:46This is a bad idea
00:56:47No, bank robbery is 20 years from the hospital for all
00:56:50Murder is life
00:56:52I didn't sign up for this
00:56:53You do what I say
00:56:54Hey, I can throw down too Jake
00:56:57Yeah Jake
00:56:58Jake
00:56:59Jake
00:56:59And my name's Charlie
00:57:01So yeah
00:57:01Everyone knows everyone
00:57:03And we're all screwed
00:57:04So
00:57:05Let's just get our money
00:57:06Let them go
00:57:08Get the hell up out of this shit town
00:57:12It's about time you grew up here
00:57:14We'll do what you say
00:57:21Come on
00:57:22We're driving
00:57:31Keep drinking
00:57:33It's important
00:57:33I feel fine
00:57:36The funnel cloud's getting bigger
00:57:37I noticed
00:57:38Is that gonna make a difference?
00:57:41The truth this time
00:57:43The truth?
00:57:44The truth
00:57:45The truth is
00:57:46Is that science is not an exact science
00:57:50There are so many factors in the formation of a cumulonimbus cloud
00:57:55No one can predict outcomes
00:57:58But we're gonna try our hardest to make sure it works
00:58:01Look, honestly, we just wanna give you what you want
00:58:03Forget your names
00:58:05And make it to a hospital
00:58:07I thought you said you were fine
00:58:08I'm as fine as I can be
00:58:10Under the circumstances
00:58:11I've got to say that
00:58:12I've got to say that
00:58:16I've got to say that
00:58:35I know you but
00:58:40I ask you what
00:58:43I do
00:58:45I do know you
00:58:48Your Aunt Peter loves you
00:58:51Son of a bitch
00:58:52I love you
00:58:54Why don't you have an accent
00:58:55I thought you had an accent
00:58:57Hey y'all
00:58:58I knew it
00:58:59Say something else
00:59:00I don't know what to say
00:59:02Oh you a little faker
00:59:04It's just my brand
00:59:07At Peter loves you is my social
00:59:09Where all my fans can like, follow and share
00:59:12Oh my god
00:59:13That's awesome
00:59:15So it's all bullshit
00:59:16Too funny
00:59:18Not entirely
00:59:19I mean my mom is from Atlanta
00:59:22I just copied the way that she spoke
00:59:23When I was growing up
00:59:26What about your mama
00:59:27Does she know that you're a fucking murderer
00:59:29Hey wait up
00:59:31It was just supposed to be a quick hold up
00:59:34Alright
00:59:34No hostages
00:59:35No
00:59:37You know
00:59:38Shooting
00:59:38None of that bullshit
00:59:39Hmm
00:59:40Well you fooled me
00:59:41I'm not gonna let Jake hurt anyone
00:59:43Hah
00:59:44Bobby has a bullet in her gut
00:59:48I'm sorry about that
00:59:51I promise you
00:59:52You will be set free
00:59:53Once Jake gets his money
00:59:55I swear on my mother's grave
01:00:00Oh
01:00:02You lost your mama too
01:00:04That must be hard
01:00:07Yeah
01:00:09You lost your mother?
01:00:12Yup
01:00:13Yup
01:00:16Yup
01:00:17Yup
01:00:19Yup
01:00:20Yup
01:00:20Yup
01:00:23Yup
01:00:23Yup
01:00:24Yup
01:00:24Yup
01:00:24Yup
01:00:24Yup
01:00:24Yup
01:00:24Go home to make sure I'm there for my daddy
01:00:26I'm all he has left
01:00:30I'm really important to him
01:00:32And he's really important to me
01:00:34I've really gotta get home to my daddy
01:00:38You know
01:00:41We are just two peas in a pod after all
01:00:44Going down the road of life
01:00:47We gotta stick together you and I
01:00:50You know what I mean sugar?
01:00:54I guess
01:01:00Yeah
01:01:01Yeah
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01:01:34李宗盛
01:02:03Charlie, you'll drive. Here. You're getting back.
01:02:06No problemo, senor.
01:02:09She always have an accent.
01:02:11Isn't that cool? She's Peter Loves You. The Southern Belle of California fashion.
01:02:15What?
01:02:16She's famous.
01:02:17For what?
01:02:18For being famous.
01:02:22I'm starting to think you don't understand what's at stake here.
01:02:25Don't you threaten me.
01:02:35Charlie, you'll drive.
01:02:36What about Charlie?
01:02:37What about your accent?
01:02:42That's what I thought.
01:02:50Let's go.
01:02:54Let's go.
01:03:16We'll be right back with our reporter in the field as soon as they reconnect the uplink.
01:03:20Meanwhile, I've just gotten confirmation of two more bodies found near the Westmont Junction.
01:03:28They had several bills from the first National Bank heist on their persons.
01:03:33They are believed to be fortune hunters like the rest, bringing the current death toll to 12.
01:03:39We once again remind our viewers that these are deadly conditions and you should take shelter in a basement or
01:03:46in a room near the center of your homes.
01:04:18What are you doing?
01:04:18I've got to line it up with the cloud.
01:04:20Are we close enough?
01:04:21Just let her do her job.
01:04:23Yeah, okay, all right, fine.
01:04:25If this doesn't work, you're all dead.
01:04:27Just chill.
01:04:28Don't do it.
01:04:35Help me.
01:04:46I need you to fix the door open, otherwise the wind's going to blow closed.
01:04:50You're not going to take it out of the van?
01:04:52No, it needs to be anchored to something heavy, like the van.
01:04:55So you lied to me about that too?
01:04:57I didn't...
01:04:58I didn't lie.
01:05:00Do you want your money or not?
01:05:02Of course I do.
01:05:03Okay then, you strap down the door and let me run my experiment.
01:05:17I set the reactor at 100% this time.
01:05:20It pulled 60 amps.
01:05:22100%?
01:05:22That's more than we talked about.
01:05:24I know, I was hoping it would blow those dickheads up, but I didn't think it would actually
01:05:27work.
01:05:29What do you know about that?
01:05:31I wonder what it is.
01:05:34The door's fast.
01:05:35Get out of the way.
01:05:57It's working!
01:05:58It really is!
01:06:10It's still as unacceptable margins.
01:06:12What's the core velocity?
01:06:13Uh, 38K.
01:06:14You can do the average?
01:06:15Oh, damn, 60.
01:06:20Hot toy.
01:06:23It stopped working!
01:06:24No, no, no, no, just give it a sec.
01:06:26It needs to adjust.
01:06:27Full shit!
01:06:28You lied to me before and you're doing it again.
01:06:30No, it's supposed to work!
01:06:31We just need to get closer!
01:06:33Closer?
01:06:34How stupid you think I am!
01:06:36That's it.
01:06:37I'm done!
01:06:43What?
01:06:53No, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, you got him, you got him, you
01:06:55got him!
01:06:57I didn't want this.
01:07:01I'm sorry.
01:07:03I didn't want this.
01:07:05I did, I did.
01:07:08You believe me, right?
01:07:11Y'all know that I believe you should go.
01:07:37It's not working.
01:07:39We gotta get out of here.
01:07:40Wait, what?
01:07:41Bobby needs a hospital, we gotta go!
01:07:44We need to get closer to the funnel.
01:07:46The energy is dissipating before it's making contact.
01:07:49We have to get closer.
01:07:50Are you crazy?
01:07:51No!
01:07:53We can do this.
01:07:54Trust me.
01:07:55Trust us.
01:07:58Can I live stream it?
01:08:04Hey, y'all, at Fita Loves You here live as history is being made.
01:08:08I'm here with the two fiercest BFFs a southern gal could ask for as they
01:08:12set off to make history.
01:08:13Drive, Fita!
01:08:14Sorry, y'all.
01:08:15I got a job to do.
01:08:18Okay.
01:08:18Right now, I am driving backwards into a cumulonimbus cloud.
01:08:23That's the technical term for a tornado, y'all.
01:08:25Focus, Fita!
01:08:26I can multitask.
01:08:27So we got this machine, right?
01:08:29Wait, does the machine have a name?
01:08:31No!
01:08:32Keep driving!
01:08:33We gotta work on that.
01:08:34Hey, fans, why don't we hold a contest to see who can come up with the best name?
01:08:39Damn it, Pita, focus!
01:08:42Okay, okay.
01:08:43Sorry, y'all.
01:08:44You're just gonna have to watch without my commentary.
01:08:56A little closer!
01:08:58Got it!
01:09:00Don't overdo it!
01:09:02I got this!
01:09:06Slow down!
01:09:08I got it!
01:09:09A little...
01:09:11Stop!
01:09:16I got to do it!
01:09:37The reaction's more critical!
01:09:39It'll hold!
01:09:43We gotta turn it off!
01:09:45It'll hold!
01:09:46It'll adjust the core size, that'll help!
01:09:49Right!
01:09:51We gotta turn it off!
01:10:04Yes!
01:10:05Right!
01:10:07Oh!
01:10:13Let's get out!
01:10:15Oh!
01:10:20Let's get out!
01:10:33你
01:10:35she e
01:10:35她要吃
01:10:38oh provin Hi
01:10:43sliding into a hospital
01:10:44Yes
01:10:44Yes
01:10:45它
01:11:00阿拉斯
01:11:01阿拉斯
01:11:01正在前面
01:11:01我們的 cameraman拍了這些照片
01:11:03的科學者
01:11:04用了一個新的機器
01:11:07要破壞了
01:11:08滅滅活動
01:11:11這很有趣
01:11:13阿拉斯
01:11:14什麼的情形
01:11:15人在街上
01:11:16是像全城市
01:11:18全都贏了
01:11:18它是水平的,而是市民是很快的,就是幸福
01:11:23啊!
01:11:26啊!
01:11:28啊!
01:11:28啊!
01:11:28啊!
01:11:29啊!
01:11:29啊!
01:11:30啊!
01:11:31啊!
01:11:32啊!
01:11:36啊!
01:11:37啊!
01:11:38啊!
01:11:40啊!
01:11:44啊!
01:11:48Have you noticed the events from today because you don't talk much about events from yesterday or 10 decades
01:11:53ago or the 1919 Black Sox scandal or the Lindbergh baby?
01:11:58No, it's all this 24-hour news cycle.
01:12:00What do you think about that?
01:12:05That's exactly what I thought!
01:12:12Thank you, Alice.
01:12:14One more question.
01:12:15What's the name of this miracle machine?
01:12:19I don't know but I will certainly find out
01:12:23Hey oh hey hey you you want to be on tv get here hey get back here
01:12:30There you have it folks we'll be right back after this brief commercial announcement
01:12:37How about calling it calling it wind thrasher no no no funnel fixer storm killer storm breaker
01:12:44storm breaker that's it that's got a nice name to it because it's copyright about one of
01:12:49those mega corporations
01:12:50no no no it's a norse legend no I'm pretty sure it's copyrighted and if
01:12:56you use it you'll get sued
01:12:57well we better not do that
01:13:14I'm done slamming doors fighting over who's wrong or right
01:13:18I was just gonna say that
01:13:20Take 30 flirty and driving
01:13:22I'm literally gonna say that
01:13:25Take 30 flirty and driving
01:13:27Every time I got my thing
01:13:31You better get rid of that phone or those guys are gonna screw you
01:13:37You better hide that phone or those guys are gonna screw you
01:13:39Why do I keep saying it like that
01:13:41You better hide the phone from the guys are gonna screw you
01:13:45That'd be fine
01:13:46You're right in the wall for wear
01:13:49You're something in your words soon
01:13:52Well I'll let you go AFTER I can't look
01:13:54Did I say you're wrong still?
01:13:57It's your, you, you have to feel
01:13:59Rub I wasn't even looking at you this is your problem now
01:14:02Or you're screwed
01:14:04No or you're screwed
01:14:05It just sounds like very horny
01:14:08Okay
01:14:09Alright, honestly, I'm sorry, I got it now
01:14:1369
01:14:16SET
01:14:26Is this good, Dan?
01:14:28Love it
01:14:29Actually, Dan
01:14:32Okay
01:14:33Don't call me up
01:14:35And say you've changed
01:14:38So much better without you
01:14:43I'm gonna fly out of here
01:14:45Why don't you say 71?
01:14:47Nifty-fifty
01:14:49Tell me somewhere, how'd you go?
01:14:5146
01:14:51There's nothing in here
01:14:53What's the day?
01:14:55What's the day?
01:14:55What's the day?
01:14:57What's the day?
01:14:58What's the day?
01:14:59What's the day?
01:15:03Fast
01:15:10I'm sorry
01:15:10Let me believe it set me free
01:15:14No, don't make me wonder that it has to be
01:15:17Oh my God!
01:15:18I'm so sorry
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