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Aired (February 21, 2026): Naghahabaan at naggagandahan ang mga kuko nina Mara (Maureen Larrazabal), Vincent (Tony Lopena), Tere (Cherry Malvar), Cara (Sophia Senoron), at Janice (Chariz Solomon), pero hirap na hirap silang kumilos dahil dito.



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00:04Oh, what's that?
00:05Hi, sir.
00:06Hi, sir.
00:06Si Mara po nag-nail extensions.
00:10Yes, sir.
00:11Oo, tama.
00:12Nag-aaral pa lang po ako, sir,
00:13pero pwede na po akong gumawa.
00:15But it's so cheap, sir, tito.
00:18Ay, sir,
00:18baka si Ma'am Elsa
00:19gusto niya po magpagawa
00:21sa akin na lang po, ha?
00:22Sige, sabihin ko.
00:24Pero,
00:25ano ba yan?
00:26Di ba kayo mahirapang magtrabaho
00:27ng kanyang kahabaan koko?
00:28Ah, hindi, sir.
00:30Sana yan lang po.
00:32Okay.
00:33Sige, basta hindi maapekto yung trabaho niyo.
00:36Okay lang yan.
00:36Ay, thank you po, sir.
00:38Thank you, sir.
00:40Ay, yung deck nga pala
00:42na isasend natin kay Mr. Mendoza,
00:44nagawa na ba?
00:45Ah, si Vincent po gagawa.
00:47Ay, hindi.
00:48Si Tere, nag-volunteer na gagawa nun.
00:50Sabi ko, tutulungan lang kita.
00:52Ay, takot yun nilangwag pa ako.
00:53Bakit? Masimula mo ba?
00:54Ayan.
00:55Maglaglagan tayo, gas.
00:56Ay, ito kasi masyadong abusado.
01:00Kung ako abusado,
01:01ikaw walang modo.
01:02Kung ako walang modo,
01:03ikaw barumbado.
01:04Kung ako barumbado,
01:06ikaw ay imbutido.
01:07Pag kayo yung dalawa hindi tumigil,
01:08ikaw at ikaw suspindido.
01:10Ano?
01:11Intindido?
01:14Sana hindi mo nalang hinintay yung noodles na late ka pa.
01:17Okay na, kasalanan ko rin naman eh.
01:19Pero masarap na ba?
01:20Sa'kin masarap eh, ewan ko sa kanila.
01:23Ay!
01:24Ma'am, sir!
01:25Masabi ko na nga po pala sa kanila.
01:27Ay talaga, thank you.
01:28Oh ano, may hinanda kasi si Elsa para sa akin.
01:34Nagluto ako,
01:35pero gusto kong tikman nyo.
01:38Tapos, yung mga suggestion ninyo,
01:40yung comments ninyo,
01:41feedback,
01:42pwedeng i-message nyo sa akin
01:44para alam ko kung meron akong kailangan i-improve.
01:47Kaya lang, hindi ko kayo masasamahan ngayon na
01:49kasi kailangan ko nang bumalik sa KTV.
01:51Ah, sige po.
01:53Don't worry, Mam Elsa.
01:55Tama ang taong pinuntahan ninyo, no?
01:58Pag ating sa pagdijad sa pagkain,
02:00ako ang the best dyan.
02:01Uy, ikaw ka na naman eh.
02:03Bibida-bida ka na naman.
02:05Wala ako sa magmakipagtarayan ha.
02:08Pero sa kalmutan,
02:10gawa ko dyan.
02:12To, wala ba ka?
02:13Ay!
02:14Ay, ang maganda naman na nga kukulung!
02:17Pero ako po ang pinakamaganda,
02:19Mam Elsa,
02:19kasi ako lang po ang may bato sa kuko.
02:24Mam Elsa,
02:25ako po ang gumawa nitong mga to.
02:27Gusto nyo ba?
02:28Gawan ko po kayo murang-mura lang.
02:30Uy, tabang tama o.
02:31Para pag nagkita kami ni Michelle Lee,
02:33maroon kami ng kuko.
02:34Ha?
02:35O, sige.
02:36Pero, ano?
02:37Kaya mo ba?
02:38Kanyang kahaba?
02:39Kuko?
02:40Ay na po.
02:41Kaya na kaya na mamaya sa kuko.
02:42Sana yan lang.
02:44Uy, sige.
02:44Mamaya ang gabi ha.
02:45Gawin mo.
02:46Sige.
02:48Uy, kaya na!
02:49Oo!
02:50Sige.
02:51Subukan nyo.
02:52Tingabuksan mo Vincent.
02:53Kamusta?
02:54Pagkatapos nyo kumain,
02:55huwag nyo kalimutan isulat
02:56yung comments nyo dito.
02:57Kaya na kailangan ilagay yung mga pangalan nyo
02:59para medyo anonymous.
03:00Ha?
03:01Basta importante,
03:02totoo yung sasabihin nyo.
03:04Huwag na kayong sumipsip.
03:05Huwag na kayong magbola.
03:06Okay lang yan, ha?
03:07Okay.
03:07Okay, sige.
03:08Simulan nyo yung pagkain.
03:09Okay.
03:10Thank you, sir.
03:10Thank you, sir.
03:11Okay, sir.
03:13Oo.
03:15Pssst.
03:24Ako nga din.
03:25Okay.
03:26Okay.
03:28Taka, sandali.
03:29Sandali.
03:29Ah, okay lang ba kayo?
03:31Sigurado kayo kaya nyo na ganyang kahaba yung kukunyo?
03:35Sana.
03:35Sana yan po.
03:42Annore,
03:43asan yung memo para sa marketing?
03:45Pakisend nga.
03:46Ah, five minutes.
03:47Sandali ah.
03:48Bakla.
03:49Tulungan mo naman ako.
03:51Hindi ko ma-type.
03:52Ang hirap.
03:53Ang hirap mag-type.
03:55Ewan mo kasi gamitin yung kuko mo.
03:57Dapat ipilantik mo.
04:03Mara,
04:03hindi pa tulungan ko i-paper tape.
04:06So, paper tape nito.
04:08Ano?
04:08Ano?
04:08Ano?
04:12Ano?
04:14Ano?
04:15Ito.
04:16Ito.
04:17Ito.
04:18Ito.
04:22Ano ba naman yun?
04:23Parang paper tape lang eh.
04:25Kasi naman.
04:27Ah!
04:29Ay!
04:31Ay!
04:32Sos ko naman.
04:34Vincent, tumulong ka nga.
04:37Ulog din mo isang isang.
04:38Naluhin dito eh.
04:42Dito.
04:42Teka.
04:43Wait.
04:45Ito ni isa.
04:46Ah, anong...
04:47Anong...
04:48Anong ginagawa niyo?
04:49Ay, sir, malam ko.
04:50Ano na?
04:50Nagulog lang po yung mga paper tape.
04:53Nga.
04:54Ah.
04:55Opo.
04:56Ah,
04:57Tulungan ko na kayo.
04:58Sige,
04:59You're not a bad guy.
05:00You're not a bad guy.
05:02That's why we don't know if we're going to know what's wrong.
05:06We're not a bad guy.
05:07He's not a bad guy.
05:08He's not a bad guy.
05:09He's a bad guy.
05:11He's a bad guy.
05:11Secretariat.
05:12Mr. Mebrose.
05:14Baka, I can remind you.
05:15I can imagine you were nothing.
05:16I can't wait for him.
05:17I can't wait for him.
05:29F*****g.
05:45Anna.
05:46Ay, paano ba to?
05:48Ako lah, bilisan ko naman.
05:51Ito nga, bilisan ko naman? Eh ayaw nga makuha yung card ko, o?
05:55Let me try.
06:00I don't know what to do.
06:02I don't know.
06:03Do you have a channe?
06:05Why didn't I have a channe in the morning?
06:07What do you want to do with me?
06:09I don't know.
06:11Check!
06:12Oh, channe, channe, channe.
06:13I know, I have a plan.
06:15I have a barrier here.
06:17We're going to do channe.
06:18It's better.
06:19That's it.
06:22Hey!
06:24Hey!
06:24Ayan.
06:25I don't know what to do.
06:26What?
06:27Check it out.
06:28I don't know what to do.
06:30I don't know what to do.
06:31Ay!
06:32Yung card ko!
06:33Yung card ko!
06:34Kinahin!
06:36Kinahin yung card ko!
06:38At ito mo ako kumasang panood yung card ko!
06:41Ay!
06:41Yung card ko!
06:42Kuya, kuya, ano?
06:43Natawagan mo mo lang yung bank ko?
06:45Oo.
06:46Eh, after five working days daw bago ko makuha yung card.
06:50Alam nyo, parang hindi talaga magandang idea itong pagpapalagay natin ng mahabang kuku.
06:55Eh, sorry na.
06:57Kasi hindi ko naman nakaakalain na ganito yung mangyayari.
07:01So, it's okay, Mara.
07:03Kami din naman yung may gusto ng ganito.
07:05Oo nga.
07:07Tsaka, papatanggal ko na rin to.
07:09Nakakasugat ako na dahil dito eh.
07:12Eh, ako nga, yung simply pagbubukas lang ng cabinet, hindi ko magawadal dito eh.
07:16Ay, sige, sino yun na magpapatanggal?
07:20Ay!
07:21Bakit?
07:22Eh, sayang naman.
07:23Ilang araw na rin naman tayong makakabaan ko ko.
07:27Sayang to.
07:28Huwag ba, huwag ka nang magpanggap.
07:31Eh, alam naman namin na hirap na hirap ka na rin eh.
07:33Hindi ako nagpapanggap, no?
07:35At tsaka, eventually, masasanay din ako.
07:41Palibasa, pilingera.
07:42Boy, kung ako pilingera, ikaw pakilamera.
07:45Kung ako pakilamera, ikaw bungangera.
07:47Kung ako bungangera, ikaw mukha kang banyera.
07:50Ay, wow!
07:51Kung ako mukhang banyera, ikaw mukhang galing sa gera.
07:54Oh, eh, ako pala galing sa gera eh.
07:56Bakit parang ikaw nasambugan?
07:58Oh, di ba?
08:02Okay.
08:04Ang hihinaan nyo naman talaga, no?
08:07Pinatanggal nyo?
08:08Eh, kaysa naman sa si Serpa yung sumita sa atin.
08:12Okay na to.
08:13Oo.
08:13Tsaka, wala tayong matapos sa trabaho.
08:16Okay, di ba?
08:18Agree.
08:19Kaya siguro, shorter deals na lang talaga papagawa ko.
08:23Basta ako, paninindigan ko to.
08:27Ang tawag kasi dito, commitment.
08:31Anong commitment?
08:33Kukomitment yan.
08:34Anong, si Willi.
08:38Oo.
08:38Oo.
08:40Okay ka na?
08:41Nang kasi sa'yo?
08:42Ano yan?
08:43Vincent?
08:45Yung bato dito sa kukos, nanuloko!
08:48Ha? Nanulok mo yung bato?
08:51Ay, nang saka lang.
08:53Bahan na!
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