00:02It all started in San Francisco.
00:14Remember France?
00:17Wouldn't you just love to live in France?
00:19Could you imagine?
00:24We never expected to want to leave.
00:27We thought, we'll die there. We're done.
00:35Hey, uh, are we allowed to bring this stuff?
00:40Honey, I read the customs list. Whatever's there was supposed to be.
00:46Okay.
00:48I read so many things that said, yes, do it or no, don't do it.
00:53It was an absolute nightmare.
00:56Yes?
00:57What happened to my box of cigars?
01:00Then, yes, you can do it.
01:02But, well, it wouldn't be a problem if their systems were consistent or made any sense.
01:08They only allowed 50 through, so I dumped the other half.
01:14No!
01:19I felt so bad for not being able to get the car through.
01:22I mean, we were both completely miserable having to walk around everywhere.
01:32People go, oh my god, the French food is so fabulous.
01:36Please!
01:45How about this?
01:46Yeah, it's great if you want to eat brie, pate, pastries, and French bread all day.
01:50But who eats like that?
01:53This?
02:01Are you kidding?
02:08This is France.
02:09This is how it is.
02:12I'll be honest.
02:13I've been having a hard time communicating with the French.
02:17I mean, back in the US, I was a chatterbox.
02:20My social life was thriving.
02:31Excuse me, sir.
02:33Do you know if I could find some frozen yogurt?
02:36Hello?
02:37I've just been so busy packing and packing and assembling furniture.
02:43Where?
02:44Where?
02:44Uh, find the...
02:47Yogurt?
02:48Yogurt?
02:49Do you people know what yogurt is?
02:51I haven't really found the time to actually hunker down and start learning French.
02:57Where is the nearest frozen yogurt?
03:02Where is the frozen yogurt the closest?
03:04I don't know.
03:06No, no.
03:07Speak into the phone!
03:10What is that?
03:13This is ridiculous.
03:14There's no way you Frenchies don't have frozen yogurt.
03:17Madam, this is France.
03:19That's how it is.
03:21And don't even get me started on finding a doctor.
03:23We went to four doctors.
03:25Four.
03:25And every single one said the same thing.
03:29We don't take new patients.
03:32We don't take new patients.
03:35We don't take new patients.
03:36We don't take new patients.
03:38We do not take new patients.
03:42I understand you may be frustrated, but madam, we don't take new patients.
03:48Ridiculous.
03:48Where's the list that tells you which ones do and which ones don't?
03:51A list?
03:52No, no, that's not something we have to offer.
03:55You must understand.
03:56This is France.
03:58That's how it is.
04:00If I have to hear that one more time.
04:03We've had enough.
04:04We gave it a year here and we said, too much grief and no joy.
04:08We're struggling every day and so we've decided to leave.
04:17Is that all?
04:20Your purpose for this trip?
04:23And your husband?
04:24His story will corroborate.
04:26Absolutely.
04:27It will.
04:33She wanted to go to France.
04:34We win.
04:36She wanted to come back.
04:38It's marriage.
04:39That's how it is.
04:41She wanted to win
04:42to have going back and look at the wedding details.
04:46It's going back to get her whole Mallory
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