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Movie Name: Haseena Maan Jayegi (1999)
Producer: Vashu Bhagnani
Director: David Dhawan
Cast: Govinda, Karisma Kapoor, Pooja Batra, Kader Khan, Paresh Rawal, Johnny Lever
#HaseenaMaanJayegi #BollywoodComedy #Sanjaydutt #RomanticComedy #govinda #GovindaFilms #KarismaKapoor #PoojaBatra #KaderKhan #PareshRawal #JohnnyLever #HindiMovie #90sBollywood #ClassicBollywood
#Hansimazaak #BollywoodComedy #Comedy #LotPotComedy #ComedyKings #ComedyScene #KingsOfBollywood #ComedyMovie
#HindiHitMovie
ऐसे और भी हिंदी कॉमेडी वीडियो के लिए "मूवी का मजा" चैनल को सब्सक्राइब करें। और कोई भी वीडियो न चूकने के लिए बेलिकॉन दबाना न भूलें।
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00:01Wow.
00:02Yeah, Monu, it's cheap, guys.
00:04Look so cute.
00:05Down�dives, you're earning money.
00:07Your money is attorado.
00:09One battery, even a Amazon mortgage.
00:12Dude, if you pay a phone and you took your phone,
00:16he deserves texts.
00:17No, he says rare!
00:19Yes!
00:19Take out the mobile, my brother!
00:22What the hell is telling, you're talking about mobile.
00:25Just one dollar ا stadium, someone else wants film.
00:28All right, who has the phone?
00:30Seta Mirchand.
00:32Seta Mirchand, we are coming, man!
00:39Hello, PA to Seta Mirchand.
00:42Name is Bihari Ilan.
00:43Yeah.
00:44Seta Mirchand.
00:46Who is it?
00:47Who is it?
00:48Who is it?
00:48Say brother.
00:49Brother.
00:50Brother.
00:51Brother.
00:52Brother.
00:54How are you?
00:54You are a bad guy.
00:57Hey, sir.
00:59You are a bad guy.
01:00You are a bad guy.
01:01Up on this one.
01:04This one, sir.
01:06Sir, you are angry man.
01:07Sir, sir.
01:09Sir, your brother's phone is mine.
01:12Where did this happen?
01:13Sir, it hasn't happened.
01:14The big thing is happening.
01:16It's a good thing.
01:18Listen to me.
01:21Hello.
01:21Hello.
01:23Hello.
01:24Hello, Seta Mirchand.
01:25You have to understand the difference from your own.
01:27What do you have?
01:29This is.
01:29See, it's ready for 20 bucks.
01:3020 bucks.
01:31This is.
01:32This is.
01:32My brother, you have to eat some thing.
01:36You don't know what you say about 20,000,000 people.
01:3820,000,000 people.
01:39This is.
01:40This!
01:41This.
01:4220,000,000?
01:43What is it?
01:44What is it?
01:45You don't know, you have to do your own life in this country.
01:46You have to make a tax in your life.
01:48Now, let's open your eyes and listen to your eyes.
01:51Tomorrow at 4 o'clock, the gate from India,
01:53you have to take 20 lakhs and take 20 peri.
01:55You have to make an Indian gate.
01:57This is what it is.
01:59Boy!
01:59Hello.
02:03Tell me, brother, what did you say?
02:07What's your job?
02:08Commissioner's phone.
02:09Commissioner?
02:10Come on, sir.
02:11Where are you going?
02:15Let's go.
02:16I'm going to get you.
02:19I'm asking you and you are going to make them a commission agent.
02:24You are going to do it.
02:25You don't have to do it.
02:26It's not a question.
02:27When the money comes, our silver will go out of gas.
02:32If you don't take the money,
02:34it is obvious that they don't take the money.
02:37Then how do you get it?
02:38Sir, you have to understand our silver.
02:41Listen to your truth.
02:42What is that?
02:43When the old times were the gold,
02:45they were cut the money from the tree.
02:48It's just like this.
02:49So, this is why you are going to make this money.
02:51Look, Mr.
02:52On this, we don't have any money.
02:54What's your guarantee?
02:56We will get it?
02:57See,
02:58with such a strong trust,
02:59we will have to keep them from us.
03:03Let's do it.
03:04But,
03:05in the future,
03:06we will not come.
03:07No, sir, don't die, like in films, you are under arrest.
03:12Nothing will happen.
03:20Monu, will this Buddha take 20 lakh rupees?
03:23It will come, my brother.
03:30Monu, is this not less than 20 lakh rupees?
03:33What is it? We will put 20 lakh rupees.
03:49What are you doing?
03:51These guys are coming before the time.
03:55If the police didn't come, then...
03:57Sir, there are two things in shikari.
03:59Either the shikari will kill the shikari,
04:01or the shikari will kill the shikari.
04:03I am a shikari.
04:04No, sir, I have a question.
04:05I am a shikari.
04:05Yes, I will come back to them.
04:07No, sir, I will not go.
04:09Do you have a shikari or not?
04:10Sir, I am a shikari in office here.
04:12You give this shikari?
04:14No, sir.
04:15Never, never, let yourself do your work.
04:17Still, go.
04:20Sir, you are right.
04:21Come on.
04:26Come on.
04:27Come on.
04:27Get it to you.
04:33Take it, bring it back.
04:35I am a shikari.
04:46Stop.
04:48Stop.
04:49Stop!
04:50Come on, man. Let's go, brother.
04:55Yo, yo, yo.
04:59What's happening?
05:01I've seen the first thing in my life.
05:03Sir, these names do not listen to any of these names?
05:08They don't listen to any of them.
05:10Those who are the ones who are the ones who are.
05:29Hey, who's your head off?
05:31They're coming.
05:37Yo, come on.
05:39The old ones can't even think that they'll get a bite of 20,000,000.
05:44I was crying for 20,000,000.
05:46Now, the 20,000,000.
05:47They're drinking 20,000,000.
05:48They're drinking 20,000,000.
05:49I'm sorry.
05:50You're not going to get a bite of 20,000,000.
05:50Go and sand, please.
05:51Yeah, come on.
05:52Sand, sand, man.
05:52Yo.
05:53Yes, sir.
05:55Sons in sand.
06:03Bro, you'll think that a phone came back and it took 20,000,000,000.
06:08I was crying for 20,000,000.
06:10I saw 20,000,000,000 in 20 minutes.
06:14Okay, brother.
06:15Maybe we won't be sure.
06:15You won't do it.
06:16Oh, no.
06:17If it's so stupid,
06:19then we're like two sons.
06:20Yes, or if they're born,
06:22then they'll give up.
06:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:24If you stole our father,
06:25you've done a great job.
06:28Hey, father.
06:29That's our father.
06:30Why are you hurting our father?
06:36Where did you take us, father?
06:39We've got your bad time.
06:41What are you saying, father?
06:43No, father.
06:44No, no.
06:45Your father.
06:48Go back.
06:49Daddy!
06:50Daddy!
06:50How many people are driving a taxi?
06:52You're not hurting.
06:53I can't drive you.
06:54I can't drive you.
06:55Now, son, you'll go to the police.
06:57Daddy, don't give us to the police.
06:59Why don't you give us?
07:00What?
07:00When you're killed,
07:01you're not hurting.
07:02But you're not hurting your father.
07:04You'll be hurting your father.
07:05You'll be hurting your father now.
07:07Big brother,
07:07what are you doing?
07:08We're good.
07:10Don't give us to the police.
07:11Daddy, please.
07:12Daddy, please.
07:12Daddy, please.
07:14Daddy, please.
07:14Daddy, please.
07:14Daddy, please.
07:14I'll get back.
07:17But you will get your reward.
07:20And your reward is not in the house.
07:23You'll be in the garden.
07:24You'll be in the house.
07:25For the day,
07:26you'll have 50 rupees.
07:27Take it to her.
07:36foreign
07:40foreign
07:58KUNJOO ANKAL IN THE SPACE
08:02KUNJOO ANKAL
08:07MASALA DOSA
08:09MASALA DOSA?
08:10I will eat your MASALA DOSA, so you will eat your MASALA DOSA
08:13What would you eat?
08:14You give yourself a tip-in and give some MASALA DOSA
08:16ITA is a lot of waste
08:17It is a lot of waste
08:19MASALA DOSA is a lot of waste
08:23Biscuit?
08:25It will be bite in the second corner
08:57Oh
09:27Oh
09:55Oh
09:56Oh
09:56Oh
09:57Oh
09:57Oh
09:57Oh
09:57Oh
09:57Oh
10:03Oh
10:05Oh
10:07Oh
10:12Oh
10:13Oh
10:13Oh
10:14Oh
10:14Oh
10:16Oh
10:45Oh
10:46Mom, Mom, Mom, don't you say something wrong?
10:48Hey, tell me, son.
10:50Hey, tell me.
10:50Mom, don't you give your hands?
10:52Hey, you give your hands to girls, brother.
10:55Hey, give it.
10:56I'm a good friend.
10:58Mother, I don't have money.
11:03Give it, give it.
11:04How much love you have.
11:06Sir, look at the garden in the garden.
11:12Just say something.
11:16Kunch Bihari?
11:1850 rupiah me, it's not a heart, is it possible?
11:22Sir, in the last year it was possible.
11:25This year it was impossible.
11:27Do you know who you have put it?
11:30It's not open.
11:35Sir, Mr. Jamnadaas Ji.
11:37Who?
11:38Mr. Jamnadaas Ji.
11:39Who is this?
11:43Wow, wow.
11:44What a house.
11:45What a house.
11:47What a house.
11:48How much?
11:50How much?
11:52How much?
11:53How much?
11:53Mr. Jamnadaas Ji.
11:55Sir, come here.
11:56Don't stop.
11:58Don't get right.
11:59Don't get right.
11:59Don't get right.
12:02Yes, Jamnadaas.
12:03I'm a good friend.
12:04And my wife is a good friend.
12:05Hello.
12:06Hello.
12:06Hello.
12:06Look at me.
12:07Look at me.
12:08I don't have a job.
12:08No, no, no, no, no.
12:10You have come here.
12:12You have come here.
12:13Your family?
12:14Yes.
12:15My family?
12:15Yes.
12:17I'm not married.
12:18No, no, no, no, no.
12:21No, no, no, no, no, no.
12:22Please.
12:23Now, don't worry.
12:25When your son's family is brought to me,
12:28I'm like,
12:29I'm like,
12:30I'm like,
12:30I'm like,
12:30I'm like,
12:32I'm like,
12:33I'm like,
12:33I'm like,
12:34I'm like,
12:34I don't want to make her.
12:41I'm like,
12:43I'm gonna get you.
12:44Tell me,
12:46I'll get you something to get you.
12:48I'll get you.
12:48How much?
12:50That's the advance.
12:51Ah!
12:53When you come,
12:53you come,
12:54you come.
12:55Come on.
12:56Okay, sir.
12:58I'm going.
12:59I'm going.
13:00I'm going to go.
13:03Yes, yes.
13:04How did this look?
13:05It looked very hard.
13:08Dad, I have no name.
13:11Dad, I will not give up.
13:13What are you?
13:14Dad, don't be children.
13:16Dad, don't be too much.
13:19I mean, normally children
13:21are taking a bath from home,
13:23but they are taking a bath in the house.
13:25Dad, you're talking something?
13:28Who are you?
13:29Dad, I didn't see you from here.
13:33Why did we take a bath?
13:35I'm going to kill you.
13:36I'm going to kill you.
13:38Listen, Dad.
13:39Listen, Dad.
13:41Don't be scared.
13:43Dad, we will not give up.
13:46Mom!
13:49Tell me, where are they?
13:51They are going to go to the table and the bumbu.
13:54Listen, give them the table and the bumbu
13:56take a bath.
13:58Don't take a bath.
13:59Don't take a bath.
14:01Look at them.
14:02Where are they going to go?
14:04When I came here, I'm just seeing them.
14:09Shakuntala.
14:10Don't take a bath.
14:13Thank you very much.
14:14How did it look, Shakuntala?
14:16How did it look?
14:17It looked a lot.
14:18How did it look?
14:19Let's go.
14:19Where did it go?
14:20Sir, from where?
14:21From here.
14:22Are you sure?
14:23Okay.
14:23Come.
14:25Come.
14:25Come.
14:26Look.
14:27Look.
14:28Look.
14:28Look.
14:33Look.
14:33Look.
14:33Look.
14:34Come.
14:36Here.
14:37Go.
14:37Good.
14:39Good.
14:39Good.
14:39Good.
14:40Good.
14:40Good.
14:42Good.
14:42foreign
14:59foreign
15:00foreign
15:01One day this property will be ours.
15:05But one point is,
15:08how will we divide these five factories and three bungles?
15:10Very simple, man.
15:12You keep three factories, I'll keep two.
15:14No, you keep three, I'll keep two.
15:16Hey, you're small, you'll keep three.
15:19No, you're big, you'll keep three.
15:22Hey, big brother, you'll keep three, you'll keep three, you'll keep three, you'll keep three.
15:27You understand?
15:28Brother, you guys, I'll solve the problem.
15:30One factory, I'll give you my name.
15:32Yeah, give me, come on.
15:35So, okay, you'll have to keep two in three.
15:38Done.
15:39Yes.
15:40But when will it come?
15:42It will come, my brother, it will come.
15:45There's a time in the upper house, but there's no danger.
15:49Sir, listen, sir.
15:51Sir, stop, sir.
15:53Sir, see, sir.
15:54Something will be lost, sir.
15:56Sir, see, this is your name.
16:03It will be the same.
16:05You will be the same.
16:06See, we're behind the young children.
16:08Open it on your door.
16:09Look at it, see, there'll be something else.
16:11Open it.
16:13Open it.
16:13What making you open?
16:14It's just a button.
16:16Just a button in the door.
16:18Sir, you're closed.
16:18So you're at all.
16:19Open it.
16:24Sir.
16:25this is
16:27this is the
16:29claim of the king of the king
16:31Who is this king of the king?
16:33Your father?
16:34Pita ji can't say
16:35You can call your father like this
16:38But he died for 15 years
16:4115 years after his life
16:43How did he come to the king?
16:44Sir, our feeling is that
16:46One minute
16:47What are you doing?
16:49Sir, our feeling is that
16:51This is the speed post
16:54Look, it's written on the 1st of 1984
16:56It's been about 15 years
16:58You should say thank you very much
17:01You should say thank you very much
17:02Before your fight
17:04You have to die
17:07You have to die
17:07Will he die or will he die?
17:10Stop it
17:11I am the same
17:13I am the same
17:13I am the same
17:15I am the same
17:19I am the same
17:21My son Amir Chan
17:24My son Amir Chan
17:25He will become a caretaker
17:29After that
17:32Amir Chan
17:33He will not get a little girl from my life
17:35Dad, you will be dead
17:37Dad, you will be dead
17:38Dad has been killed for 15 years before you
17:40You are looking for a bomb
17:41You are looking for us, Dad
17:42Dad, you cannot do
17:42Dad, we can do everything with us
17:45I am not doing
17:47Dad we can do this
17:50Dad, tell me
17:51Dad, this is how car works
17:57Dad can imkate
17:57Dad, my friend
17:58Tim
17:59Dad
18:00Dad
18:00Dad
18:01Daddy
18:01Dad
18:02Dad
18:03Dad
18:04Dad
18:05Dad
18:06Dad
18:06Dad
18:06foreign
18:17foreign
18:37Sir! Sir!
18:39What, Sir?
18:41Is there a lot of tension?
18:42Is there any trouble?
18:43Sir, I'm sorry.
18:46I don't understand why I'll do two kids.
18:48Sir, some mathematics says
18:50that both of them
18:52put food in both of them.
18:53What are you doing now?
18:55Sir, same to same mathematics
18:56they said divide and rule.
19:00Both of them will stay together
19:01then they will be powerful.
19:03Both of them will stay together then they will be small.
19:06Either you speak English or Hindi.
19:09I don't understand.
19:10Dad, have you called us, Dad?
19:13Yes, I didn't.
19:14It seems that you are being crushed.
19:16I'm not crushed, but I'm sad.
19:21I've given you the power of life.
19:23I've given you the power of life.
19:24Say it like that.
19:26I've seen you in your dreams,
19:28but it seems that you will lose all your dreams.
19:32You will lose all your dreams.
19:32You will lose all your dreams.
19:33I'm scared.
19:36I'm scared that life will not be your dreams.
19:39You will lose all your dreams.
19:41You will lose all your dreams.
19:42It will be good for you.
19:44It will be good for you.
19:46You will lose all your dreams.
19:49Dad?
19:49Dad?
19:51Dad?
19:53Dad?
19:54Dad?
19:54Dad?
19:55Where was the father today?
19:57Dad?
19:58Today, the first time we are like, Dad,
20:00Dad,
20:01we are trying to understand what we are doing.
20:04Dad?
20:06Dad?
20:06Today, whatever you will say,
20:07we will do, Dad.
20:09Dad?
20:09We are coming, Dad.
20:13Dad?
20:13Dad?
20:27Dad?
20:28Dad?
20:29Dad?
20:32Dad?
20:34Dad?
20:36Why are you taking my job?
20:37Why are you taking my job?
20:37You are ready for me.
20:39Dad?
20:40This job is not our job.
20:42Dad?
20:43Look, Dad.
20:48Dad?
20:50You are doing the job.
20:52I am paying my ticket.
20:56No.
20:58You will go to the bus.
21:00Bus?
21:01Bus.
21:02Bus.
21:02Why?
21:04And you will go to the office.
21:07Tomorrow?
21:07Tomorrow.
21:08I see.
21:15What's up?
21:17Oh, no!
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