00:00Why are you here?
00:02I used to be a regular sheriff.
00:05I walked through life with my head held high.
00:08I kind of stopped trusting my instincts.
00:11Death comes for us an all-donut lawman.
00:13You've been listening to my internal monologue, haven't you?
00:18I took a sheriff job in a little town called Normal, Minnesota.
00:23Weather advisory. Winter storm threatening later this week.
00:27Reports two assholes screaming at each other.
00:29All right, separate, separate!
00:32People seem friendly enough.
00:35Whoa, 16.8 million.
00:38Where the hell did this town get that kind of money?
00:40Community really came together on that one.
00:42Yeah, I would say.
00:46Is that a police scanner you got? You keeping tabs on me?
00:49Yes, sir.
00:51This is a hell of an armory.
00:56Did she catch that?
00:57Yeah, it's my one trick.
01:00What do you think of our little town?
01:02It's, um, charming.
01:05Oh, shit.
01:09Keep your hands so I can see them!
01:11If you don't play this right, we're gonna have a massacre in there.
01:17I say we play the hand that's been dealt to all of us.
01:20And maybe you get to keep the rest of your goddamn fingers.
01:26You could build a whole new life here in Normal.
01:29We really celebrate...
01:32We really celebrate...
01:35The community.
01:40What is wrong with you people?
01:46No!
02:03Nothing to see here.
02:10We're...
02:12We're...
02:13What?
02:14We're...
02:15We're...
02:16We're...
02:29You're...
02:30You
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