00:00Before we got married, we did this thing where we said the worst thing we've ever done.
00:04Hey, I, um...
00:11Ready and turn.
00:13Nice.
00:14The wedding is this Saturday.
00:16What stories are you gonna do?
00:17What do you mean for my speech?
00:18Yeah!
00:21Are you gonna use the first time we met?
00:22Yes.
00:24Okay, what about the first date?
00:25Yeah, of course.
00:26Fuck!
00:27You don't have to do a speech.
00:30So you're saying Charlie is your first love?
00:34Yeah.
00:35First love?
00:35Or your first crush?
00:36Both, I think.
00:37Wait, is that insane?
00:38At 30?
00:40So, I wanna say this thing about her laugh.
00:45You know how it's very cute, but it's also kind of...
00:50Propulsive, even.
00:52Alright, so, before we got married, we did this thing where we said the worst thing we've ever done.
00:56Okay.
00:57I'll tell mine if we all do it.
00:58Promise?
00:58What did you do?
01:00This dog.
01:02This...
01:02Beer bottles and porn.
01:04You left in there overnight.
01:05Yeah.
01:06That's the worst thing I've ever done.
01:07Ice!
01:09Okay, I, um...
01:13Are you serious?
01:16Um...
01:17I'm sorry.
01:18I, um...
01:19I don't know.
01:20This is a horror movie.
01:20Emma, what the fuck?
01:22Am I sensing some nerves?
01:24Remember, you know each other really well.
01:28You have to stop thinking about it.
01:30Don't just say stop thinking.
01:31So you are thinking about it.
01:32How the fuck think?
01:33I am thinking about it now.
01:33How can you even trust her?
01:35You've been incredibly hypocritical.
01:37I never said he was mentally disabled.
01:39Yes, you did.
01:40You said he was slow.
01:41You said he was slow.
01:44Emma, true love is complicated.
01:48Oh!
01:48Sorry.
01:49No!
01:50I was just trying to do your stupid joke thing.
01:51Just stop!
01:52It's about acceptance.
01:54Radical acceptance.
01:55Why are you acting like you've never done anything bad?
02:05What the fuck was that?
02:06I don't know.
02:11It's just...
02:12That's some drama.
02:18It's very funny.
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