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00:00:00You have to play it!
00:00:01Certainly strong!
00:00:03Please call me!
00:00:04Hey!
00:00:05I am pulling you.
00:00:07Do you understand?
00:00:09What the名字 means?
00:00:10Not just as humans are Halcyoners.
00:00:12You don't have aesto.
00:00:12You don't have to change it!
00:00:12sons circle didn't shoot you,
00:00:14didn't you?
00:00:14You Rhoda Joss like me,
00:00:15I wanted denen,
00:00:163**** didn't you,
00:00:17but recuerde this stuff now.
00:00:19carreer,
00:00:19Let me look this.
00:00:21потерering that word…
00:00:22Hellyou can say 3****!
00:00:23Now, don't cut your Schwab.
00:00:23Say itああ!
00:00:24You guys wanna cheat
00:00:25You mitenile?
00:00:30I don't know.
00:00:30I don't know.
00:01:02医生 不打麻将行不行啊 打麻将会好得快一点 我很讨厌打麻将 现在是你妈有老年痴呆 但是要打麻将 你没有老年痴呆 你不用打 不是啦医生 破克牌行不行啊 外国人我建议他们打破克牌 中国人我建议他们打麻将 中国人打麻将没打破克牌好 那下跳棋行不行啊 通常小孩子呢 我会建议他们下下跳棋 不过小孩子没有老年痴呆
00:01:33你喜欢的话可以浴室一下吃吃
00:01:37吃
00:01:42吃吃那不能吃了
00:01:43妈
00:01:43别蹲下去 快拖出来 拖出来阿飞啊请你几个朋友回来陪老妈打麻将
00:02:00嗯呃阿飞啊请你几个朋友回来陪老妈打麻将哦吃吃吃哎呀
00:02:02吃吃吃什么
00:02:05你们得特别不哎呀
00:02:11碰那个麻将真是什么事这个不是我都没有啊我都没有
00:02:12I'm so sorry.
00:02:14I'm so sorry.
00:02:16My sister, come here!
00:02:18Come here!
00:02:20Who is this?
00:02:21She's a big boy.
00:02:23She's a big boy.
00:02:25She's a big boy.
00:02:26I'm hungry.
00:02:28I'm hungry.
00:02:29She's not hungry.
00:02:30Call her when she's hungry.
00:02:33Come on!
00:02:34Oh, let's go hang out.
00:02:43Hello?
00:02:44I'm so sorry.
00:02:48Mom, where are you?
00:02:51I'm here to call her.
00:02:53You're still there.
00:02:53I'm still here.
00:02:54I don't know what the fuck is.
00:02:54What's wrong with my mother?
00:02:58What's wrong with my mother?
00:03:00What's wrong with my mother?
00:03:01I'm not a fool.
00:03:02I want to call her a white chicken.
00:03:06How are you?
00:03:08Where are you?
00:03:09My name is...
00:03:11I forgot.
00:03:12My mother?
00:03:13You're not a fool.
00:03:14I'm afraid of her.
00:03:20My mother, I'm sorry.
00:03:21You can go to the room and ask for a question.
00:03:23Mother! Mother!
00:03:25Please ask if there are no people.
00:03:27There are no people.
00:03:29Let's see if there are no other people.
00:03:30Let's ask for a question.
00:03:34Let's ask for a question.
00:03:41I can't find anyone.
00:03:44Have you seen anyone?
00:03:46Hey!
00:03:48Let's ask for a question.
00:03:51You can tell me what's going on?
00:03:55Why don't they have to go to where to go?
00:04:00Mother!
00:04:01Are you still there?
00:04:02I'm not telling you.
00:04:05I'm telling you.
00:04:07I'm sorry.
00:04:14Sorry, Mother.
00:04:16I'm a bad guy.
00:04:22I'm sorry.
00:04:25Sorry.
00:04:33Sorry.
00:04:35Mother!
00:04:35You can't eat.
00:04:42See you.
00:04:43Can't eat.
00:04:47Can't eat.
00:04:49Seven.
00:04:50Nine.
00:04:51Nine.
00:04:52Seven.
00:04:53Nine.
00:04:53Seven.
00:04:54One.
00:04:55One.
00:04:57Six.
00:05:02One.
00:05:03Three.
00:05:04Three.
00:05:06I can't eat.
00:05:08No.
00:05:08No.
00:05:10You can see.
00:05:13Ma, please come.
00:05:16I can't eat.
00:05:18I can't eat.
00:05:19Look, three.
00:05:22I can't eat.
00:05:24What's the name?
00:05:26What's the name?
00:05:28I'm not going to find.
00:05:30That's what I told you.
00:05:32This is my child.
00:05:33For you,
00:05:34what are youk完成 together?
00:05:39A baby-eyed 결국 it's the dream,
00:05:41The greenords are the dream.
00:05:46A baby-daughter difficile,
00:05:47A baby-daughtersuite to a lair.
00:05:49What could I teach you like?
00:05:51How could I wear it to get out?
00:05:53religious rushed toentre me,
00:05:54durch her sister
00:06:03Please, sir, I killed you.
00:06:06I will be search for you, and you're out.
00:06:09No, I'm sorry.
00:06:11I'm not a gay person.
00:06:13Oh, my God.
00:06:17Heroin.
00:06:19Please.
00:06:19You're welcome.
00:06:20I don't want you.
00:06:21I don't want you to see the other.
00:06:22Oh, I don't want you.
00:06:23You're my father.
00:06:23I don't want you.
00:06:24You're who?
00:06:27Mom, it's your father.
00:06:29Mother, come on.
00:06:30I'll go here for you.
00:06:31You were looking after you were hiding here.
00:06:34What about you?
00:06:34Your job's in touch?
00:06:36You are going to help me?
00:06:44How did your career look like?
00:06:47I was a young girl.
00:06:49I grew up here in my family.
00:06:50I got a lot of income.
00:06:52I got a computer program to go to...
00:06:54I was a good guy.
00:06:56I kept my business insurance company.
00:06:57And I bought a house for a year.
00:06:59The ones you can't see.
00:07:00It's the two square square.
00:07:01One, two.
00:07:02So you know what's your book?
00:07:05You should have read it, don't you?
00:07:07I remember that.
00:07:08I remember that I was in the house of the house.
00:07:09I remember that you went to the house of the house.
00:07:11Then I came to the house of the house.
00:07:15Three people with the mask were dressed as a judge.
00:07:18One with the mask on the mask on the mask on the mask.
00:07:21They followed up with the mask on the mask.
00:07:22They had all the furniture and equipment on the mask.
00:07:25They had all the equipment.
00:07:26They didn't let me take it off.
00:07:29And then they'll go over and tell me.
00:07:31Sir, your house has already been stolen.
00:07:32We'll leave you alone.
00:07:38Don't let us go. Thank you.
00:07:40My father, you and my mother will still go to me.
00:07:44There are so many people in this room.
00:07:49Here.
00:07:55Here.
00:07:56My father.
00:07:57Let's take a look.
00:07:58Yes.
00:08:00Wow.
00:08:00It's so beautiful.
00:08:07They're my friend.
00:08:08Come here.
00:08:09Okay.
00:08:14How are you going to come back?
00:08:14How are you going back?
00:08:15How are you going back?
00:08:17How are you going back?
00:08:47How are you going back?
00:08:50How are you going back?
00:08:52How are you going back?
00:08:53How are you going back?
00:09:48对了对了我们就是需要一个像你这样子的天才帮我们设计一个跟全世界不同的麻将电脑游戏你是麻雀理工毕业的是不是不好意思我是麻省理工毕业没关系没关系月薪二十万你干不干干可是我不太会打麻将那你就要去祖阳村找麻将大师他精通所有的麻将玩法不过他可不是轻易见人的你要多带点诚意那我是带橘子去好的还是带蛋糕比较好别那么老套了
00:09:49多带点现金去就行了
00:10:02小色 看到我的球场玩
00:10:08就是这个呆子啊 妹子
00:10:09就是她啊
00:10:11长得挺帅的嘛
00:10:12身材也不错
00:10:13可惜是个笨蛋
00:10:14不好意思啊
00:10:16请问麻将大师在哪里啊
00:10:18我是专程来找她指点迷津的
00:10:20多多指教
00:10:21大师是不随便见人的
00:10:23这要看你有没有圆了
00:10:25什么圆啊
00:10:27通常是港圆
00:10:28日圆也不错
00:10:30不过最近贬值了
00:10:31最好是美元
00:10:32我身上还有点港圆
00:10:34不过大师刚刚走开
00:10:35你先坐下来
00:10:37我们一边打牌一边等他
00:10:39不好意思 我不打牌
00:10:41你三缺一
00:10:42你不赏脸是不是啊
00:10:43这不是赏不赏脸的问题
00:10:45这是原则问题
00:10:46我是真的从来都不打麻将
00:10:47只打一会儿时间而是全打不死你
00:10:49不不不不
00:10:50这不是死不死的问题
00:10:51这是原则问题
00:10:52坐下
00:10:53不不不不
00:10:53这不是打不打的问题
00:10:54真的是原则问题啊
00:10:55这不是死不死还的问题
00:10:58这是原则问题
00:10:59你们到底懂不懂我说什么
00:11:03这花不了你多少时间
00:11:04这并不是花不花时间的问题
00:11:06这滴滴这些是原则问题啊
00:11:08你在干什么啊
00:11:10这么巧啊
00:11:11我特地来观察你
00:11:13真让我失望
00:11:13这么一点小事都办不好
00:11:15不是的 老板娘
00:11:16你听我说
00:11:16我这辈子最讨厌就是打麻将啊
00:11:18这么委屈就别干了
00:11:19一个月二十万我还怕勤不到人啊
00:11:21老板娘 老板娘
00:11:22你等我一下
00:11:23你听我说嘛
00:11:24我说真的不会啊
00:11:25你听我说
00:11:26年轻人是不会就往学啊
00:11:28到时候我会帮你
00:11:32到时候我会帮你
00:11:33是不是屁糊啊
00:11:36疯
00:11:37九万
00:11:38九万
00:11:38不要糊不要糊不要糊
00:11:40等自摸
00:11:42又是九万
00:11:43自摸
00:11:44等等等等等
00:11:44这么小
00:11:45自摸
00:11:46踩北方
00:11:51北方
00:11:54交通
00:11:55糊了
00:11:56不要糊
00:11:57还小啊
00:11:58轻一丝的让你摸到了
00:12:00运气真不错
00:12:00等次摸
00:12:06又是九筒哎
00:12:07能不能糊啊
00:12:08糊啊
00:12:09送上门干嘛不糊
00:12:10糊了
00:12:12运气那么好
00:12:18什么都没做过就有钱啊
00:12:20你看打麻将有多无聊啊
00:12:25八条
00:12:27八条
00:12:27八条
00:12:27一队也打
00:12:28做十三腰啊
00:12:29只有三张哎
00:12:31要有点稚气
00:12:41等一桶对吧
00:12:42都碰
00:12:43碰
00:12:44听牌了还碰啊
00:12:46对不起对不起对不起
00:12:48我说太快了
00:12:48哎 说碰就碰啊
00:12:49嗯
00:12:50不怕不怕
00:12:51做大自喜
00:13:00嗯
00:13:01来 来 来
00:13:03不要怕发财
00:13:05干嘛
00:13:06不要怕发财
00:13:07不要怕发财
00:13:07哦 发财啊
00:13:08发财我有
00:13:13等字摸
00:13:14哎 当然啦
00:13:16当然啦
00:13:17哎 你学的真快啊
00:13:18有天分
00:13:21东 杠
00:13:24南 杠
00:13:25杠
00:13:26杠
00:13:30发财
00:13:31可以
00:13:33可以活
00:13:38怎么样啊
00:13:39行不行
00:13:40可以
00:13:44我现在打算设计一个麻将游戏
00:13:45里面呢有广东牌啦
00:13:47台湾牌啦
00:13:48美国牌啦
00:13:48菲律宾牌等所有的麻将
00:13:50所以呢
00:13:50我想请大师你帮个忙
00:13:51做一下顾问
00:13:53大师你
00:13:55堂堂一个男子汉
00:13:56脚怎么会这么小
00:13:57有没有带现金
00:13:59有 当然有啦
00:14:00卡呢
00:14:00去点啊
00:14:03没刷抱抱
00:14:03没 没 没 没 没到
00:14:13喂
00:14:16将尉
00:14:22儿子
00:14:23这家伙运气很好
00:14:25很会自摸
00:14:31你先随便摸个十三张让我看看
00:14:38哦
00:14:41开工啦
00:14:42开工啦
00:15:04我懂了
00:15:06书包拍机把红内裤是用来害人的
00:15:09让对手输的钱我先记下来
00:15:10Just check it out
00:15:12Oh
00:15:15Wait
00:15:16I'm going to cut it
00:15:18You're going to cut it
00:15:19Oh, I'm going to cut it
00:15:21Cut it out
00:15:22Cut it out of people's good
00:15:23Let me write it
00:15:26Oh, mine is good
00:15:27Oh, my God
00:15:27Mine looks pretty good
00:15:29This one I'll tell you
00:15:30Taiwan's list
00:15:31Taiwan's list with the world
00:15:31The world's different
00:15:32Taiwan's list of the world
00:15:33Taiwan's list of the world
00:15:36Really?
00:15:37That I'm not even looking at it
00:15:38Aya, my son
00:15:39Oh, my son
00:15:39How many of you can't
00:15:40Oh, this is perfect.
00:15:44What's that?
00:15:45A goldfish.
00:15:48A goldfish.
00:15:52Goldfish.
00:15:52A goldfish.
00:15:54A goldfish.
00:15:54A goldfish.
00:15:55A goldfish.
00:15:56A goldfish.
00:15:58What do you mean?
00:15:58Oh, greenfish.
00:15:59The goldfish.
00:15:59How big money?
00:15:59I think it's a big.
00:15:59Oh, it's a big.
00:16:00Oh, it's too big.
00:16:01Hardansas.
00:16:02I think you could have a good enough.
00:16:07Check your phone.
00:16:19Wow!
00:16:39四喜十八罗汉刷卡
00:16:42他的卡全都刷爆了
00:16:43我有 我有 我借给你 要算利息的
00:16:46怎么他好像在骗人呢
00:16:48哎呀 你不要不说八道
00:16:49诚意 要有诚意 记下招数啊
00:16:52对了 那你要记下我跟你借多少钱啊
00:16:55嗯 好好好
00:16:58等等等等 这把玩什么牌 几张
00:17:05美国牌十三张
00:17:08我靠
00:17:12美国麻将最大特色就是可以换牌 每家可以换三张
00:17:27不会吧
00:17:35双家有权利要求再换一次
00:17:36哦 和不是异常
00:18:04噜啥噜啥噜啥噜啥噜啥噜啥噜啥噜啥噜啥噜向
00:18:06Oh, thank you.
00:18:07Sorry.
00:18:08I'm sorry.
00:18:08I'm sorry.
00:18:09Can I get $11 for you?
00:18:11Please, let's go.
00:18:14This is a good thing.
00:18:16Go, go.
00:18:16You're $6.
00:18:17You're not going to be safe.
00:18:18This is really dangerous.
00:18:19Why is someone so brave?
00:18:21You're going to be a bad guy.
00:18:23You're going to get a woman.
00:18:24I'm not going to be a good guy.
00:18:27I'm not going to be a good guy.
00:18:28I'm not going to be good.
00:18:29I'm going to go.
00:18:32You're going to be a bad guy.
00:18:34I'm going to go.
00:18:34You're going to go.
00:18:35I'm going to go.
00:18:35This is dangerous.
00:18:36Please, please.
00:18:38Please, please.
00:18:40Goodbye.
00:18:41Goodbye.
00:18:42We're going to be ready to go.
00:18:44Goodbye.
00:18:52Excuse me.
00:18:53Excuse me.
00:18:54I'm just going to get a car.
00:18:56I'm sorry.
00:18:57Who are you?
00:18:59What are you doing?
00:19:00This is dangerous.
00:19:02Please, please.
00:19:02Go ahead.
00:19:04I'm sorry.
00:19:05I've got an old car.
00:19:06The bus, the bus.
00:19:06You've been a good guy.
00:19:08You're going to spend the money.
00:19:09That's it.
00:19:10You're not going to go to school.
00:19:11You're not going to go to school.
00:19:13You're going to get it.
00:19:14You're going to get it.
00:19:16You're going to get it.
00:19:18It's all right, the bus.
00:19:19You're going to go.
00:19:20what do you mean?
00:19:22I never really work, but I only make $20,000.
00:19:23I don't give a lot of money, I don't get a child.
00:19:26You only know I bought a house.
00:19:29I know you, and I've branded my own homes.
00:19:33Ah, sorry, I've been a liar.
00:19:38I'll make $9,000.
00:19:39I'm sorry.
00:19:40I'm sorry.
00:19:42I'll make $9,000.
00:19:43I'm sorry.
00:19:44I'm sorry.
00:19:45I'm not bad at this.
00:19:47What is the world?
00:19:53I'm going to go home.
00:19:54I'll go to the house before you.
00:19:54I'm going to go home.
00:19:57You're going to go to the river.
00:19:59I'm going to go.
00:20:04Hey, the house of the税務局 is coming.
00:20:11I'm the owner of the house.
00:20:13You're a owner of the house?
00:20:14I'm going to go to the house.
00:20:38I don't know.
00:20:45What's your name?
00:20:46How much?
00:20:46Nine hundred.
00:20:47Nine hundred.
00:20:49You don't want to be angry,
00:20:50you won't be angry.
00:20:51What's your name?
00:20:55I'm in my room.
00:20:59I'm in my room.
00:21:00I'm in my room.
00:21:01Here.
00:21:02You made me a mistake.
00:21:04You're in my room.
00:21:08I'm in my room.
00:21:11Hi, I'm your friend.
00:21:12I'm your friend.
00:21:14You're my friend.
00:21:15You're my friend.
00:21:15You're my friend.
00:21:17You're my friend.
00:21:20You're my friend.
00:21:23No problem.
00:21:24You don't want me to marry me.
00:21:27I'll take care of you.
00:21:27You really want me?
00:21:31She's not good.
00:21:33You're my wife.
00:21:35Then I'll give you my friend.
00:21:38I'll take care of you.
00:21:47Thanks.
00:21:48You're my friend.
00:21:52You're my friend,
00:21:53you are the same prayer.
00:21:53You're out, sizers.
00:21:57Desus, all you want me.
00:21:59I put it for you,
00:22:00which is interesting today.
00:22:03I did first.
00:22:04You muster see me again.
00:22:05Whatever, it's very curious.
00:22:19I'm not sure what you're doing.
00:22:35I'm a real
00:22:37I'm a real
00:22:38I'm a real
00:22:40You're a real
00:22:40I don't want to call my wife
00:22:42I want to call my wife
00:22:43You're a beautiful
00:22:44You're a beautiful
00:22:46A little
00:22:49A little
00:22:49A little
00:22:50A little
00:22:51A little
00:22:52I'm a little
00:22:59I'm gonna play it
00:23:12Hey赤一
00:23:14gun我要断了你的十三腰
00:23:15What the hell You're a real It's
00:23:17not a real
00:23:17The 레� of the
00:23:18One It doesn't matter
00:23:19how long it's a
00:23:19real It's a real Who
00:23:26is hanging on the
00:23:26table If you have
00:23:30a table That's the guy
00:23:30who's getting at it
00:23:31Who is hanging on the table Don't stick
00:23:33them up Don't put that
00:23:35Who did it?
00:23:38We don't want to do this.
00:23:40Tell me who did it!
00:23:46I don't have a feeling.
00:23:48I just felt it was a pain.
00:23:50I didn't think it was a pain.
00:23:53I didn't think it was a pain.
00:23:54I didn't think it was a pain.
00:23:55I didn't think it was a pain.
00:24:03I didn't think it was a pain.
00:24:09I'm not a pain.
00:24:10I didn't think it was a pain.
00:24:11I was going to drive it down.
00:24:16I think it was the pain.
00:24:16I don't have to die.
00:24:18I am not.
00:24:19I am not.
00:24:21I am not.
00:24:31I can't take it away, can I?
00:24:34Put it away.
00:24:38But you can't use it for others.
00:24:40Okay.
00:24:45Let's go.
00:24:48Let's keep playing.
00:24:49Mom!
00:24:50I'm going to play!
00:24:54Mom, don't forget to leave.
00:24:55I'm going to play!
00:24:59Uh...
00:25:07Mom!
00:25:08Mom!
00:25:12Mom!
00:25:13Mom!
00:25:13Mom!
00:25:24Mom!
00:25:25Mom!
00:25:25何必要人输的正条内裤 留点钱让人坐车也好啊 关我个屁事啊 多那几块钱我拿去买串鱼蛋吃 我也高兴啊
00:25:44怎么打 一把地输赢 打什么 我弟弟美国麻将输了 我就跟你玩这个 好
00:25:55我最喜欢做妆
00:25:56做妆问题好啊
00:26:20换牌
00:26:42换牌
00:26:43庄家打牌
00:26:45说了座庄未必好 不过庄家有权要求多换一次牌
00:26:50座庄有座庄的好处哦
00:26:51来 换牌
00:27:12对不起
00:27:14对不起
00:27:19我说了做妆会必好 打一张啊
00:27:38这张赫庄的好处打一张找 Une君的大厨
00:27:39酒圆
00:27:41两张
00:27:46酒桶
00:27:47酒桶
00:27:47酒桶
00:27:48酒桶
00:27:48酒桶
00:27:49酒桶
00:27:49酒桶
00:27:49酒桶
00:27:49酒桶
00:27:51酒桶
00:27:52Oh, I can't turn it off.
00:28:02The enemy.
00:28:03The enemy.
00:28:06The enemy.
00:28:08The enemy.
00:28:09The enemy.
00:28:41The enemy.
00:28:42I don't care.
00:28:47One.
00:28:53What's up is my ability?
00:29:12I think I貪.
00:29:13I cannot trust these people of myself.
00:29:14Why do I have to bury my own himself?
00:29:15What do you care about?
00:29:17Sorry.
00:29:18Sorry.
00:29:18Excuse me...
00:29:26It's four Kunds!
00:29:28Five wearing it,
00:29:29you killed him!
00:29:31You can't answer this!
00:29:33You shouldn't say that,
00:29:34I don't want him to see him again!
00:29:35I'm going to kill you.
00:29:36I'm going to kill you.
00:29:38I'm going to kill you.
00:29:38If he's in his hand, I'll kill him.
00:30:04Mr.
00:30:05стороны.
00:30:05He's going to kill you.
00:30:08Mr.
00:30:09Mr.
00:30:11Mr.
00:30:13Mr.
00:30:15Mr.
00:30:46No, no, no, no.
00:30:49Where to find the rest of the house?
00:30:57It's still hot.
00:30:59To find the rest of the house, what's the problem?
00:31:02You're a big fan.
00:31:16嗯。
00:31:17嗯。
00:31:18。
00:31:19。
00:31:19。
00:31:19。
00:31:19。
00:31:19。
00:31:45。
00:31:49What are you doing here?
00:31:52Look at this!
00:31:53This is your head!
00:31:54I'm going to kill you!
00:32:00I'm going to kill you!
00:32:09No, that's it!
00:32:10You go.
00:32:12Even your head very small.
00:32:13Well done!
00:32:15Let's have a clue!
00:32:31He wants to kill you.
00:32:33How much do I need to kill you?
00:32:34I'm going to kill you.
00:32:35You can kill you!
00:32:35Can you kill me?
00:32:35I'm Yankees!
00:32:35I can kill you!
00:32:36He's gonna kill you, muijing!
00:32:37He's gonna kill you!
00:32:38He's gonna kill you!
00:32:38He's gonna kill you!
00:32:38I don't want to kill you!
00:32:39其實是一代宗師會明白,他不會介意。
00:32:42兒子,你的脾氣真的要改了。
00:32:48以後要先想清楚之後再打人。
00:32:49嗯?知道了。
00:32:56你們能不能把錢還給那個傻瓜?
00:33:09不好意思,錢拿不回來,幫你拿回褲子。
00:33:18你算什麼?
00:33:20沒有,算算請你多少錢,開張錢單給你嗎?
00:33:23不用了,自己兄弟。
00:33:25不行,我吃你的助女的三千煮一點比較好。
00:33:28要不算利息?
00:33:29我算過了,又會離離家兒啊。
00:33:31神經病。
00:33:33兒子,這瓶過期的果汁好好喝哦。
00:33:37好喝就多喝一瓶。
00:33:39不然加三也可以啊。
00:33:41要不再算上這瓶果汁。
00:33:43我們都有責任照顧媽啊。
00:33:45我算過了,她下午就開始喝,已經喝了三瓶。
00:33:48你看,我已經記下她喝過什麼了。
00:33:50有八二年的拉菲,九零年的墨糖,還有八二年的密度。
00:33:52神經病。
00:33:53兒少爺,有人找你。
00:34:05幹什麼?
00:34:08那些錢我沒辦法拿回來。
00:34:10我只能把我那份還給你。
00:34:12本來有多一點啦。
00:34:15可是下午我逛街購物買了好多東西哦。
00:34:16哦,好在沒有買那個名牌皮包。
00:34:20不然的話就只剩下一百塊了。
00:34:24售貨員說那個皮包只剩最後一個。
00:34:29等你有錢再還給我好了。
00:34:31好啊。
00:34:33這麼久沒有看到乾妹,是不是上次打了她,所以她就生我的氣了。
00:34:39你乾妹妹跟人家爬多啊。
00:34:40她也有人要。
00:34:42她挺好的。
00:34:46她有什麼好的。
00:34:47笑口常開。
00:34:49橘子不好,不要了。
00:34:50往復易子。
00:34:52老爸,我突然覺得我現在很喜歡乾妹妹。
00:34:56你怎麼搞的?每次都是這樣。
00:34:58沒人搶呢,你就不要。
00:35:00有人要了,你就真破頭。
00:35:02哎呀,不買東西我們走了。
00:35:03哎呀,不買東西我們走了。
00:35:05我想要吃水果。
00:35:07你要吃什麼水果啊?
00:35:08不知道,反正我要吃水果。
00:35:10哎,來用甘蔗回去吃啊,降火去揉。
00:35:14像你們這種賣不掉的甘蔗,我才不要吃,OK?
00:35:17老闆,甘蔗怎麼賣啊?
00:35:20啊。
00:35:21呃。
00:35:22呃。
00:35:23呃。
00:35:24呃。
00:35:25呃。
00:35:26呃。
00:35:27呃。
00:35:27呃。
00:35:30呃。
00:35:31哎,哥,你是怎麼樣從爛毒鬼變成麻將大俠的?
00:35:43那天我離開家,流落街頭徬徨無措的時候,我遇到觀音菩薩。
00:35:47他電話了我。
00:35:50真的是這樣啊?
00:35:51不過我也猜得到,不是觀音菩薩就是黃大仙。
00:36:03老弟你相信啊?
00:36:04大哥,你真的以為我會相信…
00:36:07你真的以為我會相信…
00:36:07臭小 dog啊……
00:36:09哈哈哈跟你說實話了快點。
00:36:12呃,曾經有人問我什麼是菩薩。
00:36:15一,就是當你梅誼當頭了的時候扶你一把的。
00:36:19看你還幹不是弄白套片!
00:36:21你看你還幹什麼努白套片!
00:36:23。
00:36:23Oh
00:36:30You are so happy
00:36:33Oh
00:36:36Oh
00:36:36Oh
00:36:37Oh
00:36:37Oh
00:36:38Oh
00:36:39Oh
00:36:40Oh
00:36:43Oh
00:36:44She is so good.
00:36:45She is good for me.
00:36:47When I have no money for her,
00:36:49she will give me my food.
00:36:52And she has different things.
00:36:53What do you want to eat?
00:36:54Good, no problem.
00:36:57But after that,
00:36:59she has a problem with her.
00:37:01I'll tell you,
00:37:02I'll tell you.
00:37:05But she really loves me.
00:37:08And really loves me.
00:37:09Yes!
00:37:09Come on!
00:37:10Come on!
00:37:11Come on!
00:37:12Come on!
00:37:13Come on!
00:37:14Come on!
00:37:15Look at me!
00:37:21I'll give you my food!
00:37:23I'll give you my food!
00:37:29When I started,
00:37:32I started to get better.
00:37:34I got better,
00:37:35I got better.
00:37:36I got better.
00:37:37She is a good one.
00:37:40Very good!
00:37:41Good.
00:37:42Good.
00:37:43Good.
00:37:43Good.
00:37:45Good.
00:37:47Good.
00:37:48You have built a new world.
00:37:48Good.
00:37:50Good.
00:37:59Mom.
00:38:00How was it?
00:38:03I'm good.
00:38:05I hope she'll be better.
00:38:07I'll send her to her abroad.
00:38:10She's good.
00:38:11She's good.
00:38:11She's good.
00:38:13She's good.
00:38:14She's good.
00:38:14She's good.
00:38:14She's good.
00:38:14She's hard.
00:38:14My mum, your mum.
00:38:15Ma' profession!
00:38:15Your mum, your mum, everyone.
00:38:18Mrs.
00:38:18She's good.
00:38:19When I left in my South
00:38:20she left the world and went big.
00:38:24She's good.
00:38:29I'm a little nervous, I'm going to sleep.
00:38:41I'm going to sleep with you.
00:38:45I'm so happy.
00:38:46I'm so happy, I'm so happy.
00:39:16I'm going to go.
00:39:17You are the only one.
00:39:19I'm going to go!
00:39:23I'm going to go.
00:39:24What are you doing?
00:39:26I'm going to take you as a master.
00:39:32You're the only one?
00:39:35What should I do?
00:39:38You should take a bowl of carrots.
00:39:41You want to eat carrots?
00:39:42I'll buy it for you.
00:39:44and nothing to do.
00:39:46This is her body.
00:39:49I will be able to take my job.
00:39:49This is my daughter.
00:39:51My wife.
00:39:53Here I go.
00:40:00My mommy Penguins,
00:40:01we can take 10 months later.
00:40:06I'm getting hired!
00:40:12Please, please!
00:40:13I'm sorry.
00:40:15I'm sorry.
00:40:16I'm going to buy some cookies,伯母.
00:40:19You're good.
00:40:22My wife, I'll pay for you.
00:40:24Don't,伯母.
00:40:25Yes,伯母.
00:40:28Thank you,伯母.
00:40:30I love you.
00:40:31I love you.
00:40:32I love you.
00:40:32I love you.
00:40:39I love you.
00:40:42I love you.
00:40:43I love you.
00:40:45I love you.
00:40:46I love you.
00:40:47I love you.
00:40:48We are right.
00:40:50I love you.
00:40:51Oh, my brother.
00:40:57We're right, we'll win so much.
00:40:59I'll win.
00:41:00I can't.
00:41:01If I'm not kidding.
00:41:03If you win the game, we'll win.
00:41:04Yes.
00:41:14Come on.
00:41:16You're the one.
00:41:17You're the one.
00:41:34You're the one.
00:41:35You're the one.
00:41:37You're the one.
00:41:38You're the one.
00:41:39It's easy.
00:41:40Don't you?
00:41:42Don't you?
00:41:46Don't you?
00:42:18Don't you?
00:42:18Don't you?
00:42:19Don't you?
00:42:19Don't you?
00:42:19Don't you?
00:42:19Oh.
00:42:21Oh.
00:42:31Oh, my friend, what are you doing?
00:42:42I'm going to go.
00:51:45One.
00:52:15One.
00:53:19you.
00:54:18you.
00:54:19you.
00:54:19you.
00:55:19you.
00:56:27you.
00:56:27you.
00:56:31you.
00:57:14you.
00:57:44you.
00:57:47you.
00:57:57you.
00:57:58you.
00:58:00you.
00:58:29I.
00:58:30you.
00:58:38you.
00:58:50you.
00:59:09you.
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01:07:00you.
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01:07:00you.
01:07:01you.
01:07:01you.
01:07:03you.
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01:07:07you.
01:07:08you.
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01:07:11you.
01:07:12you.
01:07:13you.
01:07:14you.
01:07:15you.
01:07:20you.
01:07:26胡了?
01:07:30我要替我伯伯报仇
01:07:34我要替我儿子报仇
01:07:35伯母你刚才就已经来过了
01:07:38我刚才来过了吗
01:07:40那我有没有报仇啊
01:07:42如果刚才你已经报了仇
01:07:44那么你媳妇就不会为你报仇了
01:07:46那么我媳妇到底为我报仇了没有
01:07:48保安
01:07:50可以让人打了又打
01:07:52打了又打
01:07:53打了又打
01:07:53打了又打
01:07:54不好意思 不好意思
01:07:54我骂老人痴呆
01:07:56妈 走吧
01:07:56五万
01:07:58跑
01:07:58五万
01:08:00碰
01:08:03七桶
01:08:04五个
01:08:05三桶
01:08:07上
01:08:16九桶
01:08:24七万
01:08:26七桶
01:08:27虎了
01:08:27七色对对虎
01:08:29打的好啊
01:08:32走走走
01:08:33走走
01:08:34走走
01:08:35走走走
01:08:44四条
01:08:45二万
01:08:55三万
01:08:57我胡了
01:08:58吃一次
01:09:01打得好
01:09:04吃
01:09:06屁虎 胡了
01:09:09屁虎 胡了 屁虎
01:09:12怎么都是屁虎啊
01:09:14我的牌烂能胡屁虎就不错了
01:09:20经过一轮激烈的比赛
01:09:22四翔终于诞生了
01:09:23要加油啊
01:09:25因为我就嫁给你
01:09:26好
01:09:27婆婆 她说好温柔
01:09:30那要赢了才算
01:09:31她的牌很烂
01:09:32决赛的规矩还是很简单
01:09:35哪位参赛者首先赢到实底
01:09:37就是冠军
01:09:38麻将侠
01:09:50怎么样
01:09:52我知道我打得好 你就一定会回来
01:09:58饿臭机会 RT60
01:09:59碰 failure
01:10:00好
01:10:02好
01:10:17碰弄�
01:10:18碰
01:10:34No one can beat it!
01:10:38He's definitely a knife.
01:10:41This knife can be used.
01:10:45.
01:11:05I'm going to take 8 cups, so it can be done.
01:11:20Oh,
01:11:21I can't do it.
01:11:24I can't do it.
01:11:29I'll take this bag.
01:11:30Bagel.
01:11:33Oh, God.
01:11:47Age 3
01:12:028,000 March
01:12:088,000 March
01:12:22I'm going to put it on my hand.
01:12:27I'm going to put it in a second.
01:12:34I'm going to put it on the top.
01:12:38I'm going to put it in my hand.
01:12:42I'm going to put it in my hand.
01:13:02I trust you, my friend.
01:13:14You're here.
01:13:25You're here.
01:13:28You're here.
01:13:37You're here.
01:13:38You're here.
01:13:39You're here.
01:13:43You're here.
01:13:44You're here.
01:13:45You're here.
01:14:00You're here.
01:14:03You're here.
01:14:17You're here.
01:14:18You're here.
01:14:26You're here.
01:14:26You're here.
01:14:29You're here.
01:14:31You're here.
01:14:41You're here.
01:14:58You're here.
01:15:04You're here.
01:15:05You're here.
01:15:05You're here.
01:15:34You're here.
01:15:35You're here.
01:15:36You're here.
01:15:40You're here.
01:15:44You're here.
01:16:08You're here.
01:16:13You're here.
01:16:41You're here.
01:16:58You're here.
01:17:27You're here.
01:17:34You're here.
01:17:45You're here.
01:17:47You're here.
01:18:06You're here.
01:18:07You're here.
01:18:10You're here.
01:18:11You're here.
01:18:11You're here.
01:18:27You're here.
01:18:30You're here.
01:18:31You're here.
01:18:39You're here.
01:18:41You're here.
01:18:41You're here.
01:18:44I don't care about four of them.
01:18:49You're so stupid.
01:18:50What are you saying?
01:18:51You want to go to Japan, take a look at the third choice.
01:19:05You like to go to Japan, take a look at the name of the Japanese.
01:19:08If you like the name of the Japanese, take a look at the name of the Japanese.
01:19:12You're just trying to play a look at the name of the Japanese.
01:19:15You don't have to pay attention to the Japanese.
01:19:23What's up?
01:19:47Let's see what's going on here.
01:19:48It's a dream.
01:19:50It's a dream.
01:19:51It's a dream.
01:19:52This dream is a dream.
01:19:54This dream is a dream.
01:20:05I'm going home.
01:20:07This dream is a dream.
01:20:09You will have a dream and will have to go.
01:20:15You will have to.
01:20:16This dream is a dream.
01:20:17I won't get away.
01:20:18I will be in your home.
01:20:19Shibu!
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