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00:00:21Hey birthday girl, my brother said you missed your date with him last night.
00:00:25What happened?
00:00:39Oh my god, who the fuck did I marry?
00:00:59AHHHHH!
00:01:00Get in, get in, get in! Get in! Get in the car! Oh my god! Oh my god! How high?
00:01:04I missed you!
00:01:07Okay, seatbelts! Buckle up! Buckle up!
00:01:12You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:01:16Your new car smells really good, by the way.
00:01:18And so familiar.
00:01:20Ugh, it's my older brother's car. Mine is in the shop.
00:01:23I didn't realize you had another brother.
00:01:25Wish I didn't.
00:01:27But let's talk about how you blew off my other brother, Pierce.
00:01:37Seriously, Elle, what happened?
00:01:38How am I supposed to tell her that I got married in Vegas last night to someone I don't even
00:01:42know?
00:01:45Are you just totally freaking out because all of our friends are married, Elle?
00:01:50You are gonna die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:01:52Kennedy has no idea just how much I put myself out there last night.
00:01:58I'm staging an intervention.
00:02:00Elle, you are behind on your rent.
00:02:02You are always begging your clients to pay you on time.
00:02:05I am not going to let you struggle.
00:02:07You are my- Hey, look at me.
00:02:09You are my best friend.
00:02:11Got it? Yeah?
00:02:12Besides, the guest house is empty ever since Pierce moved out.
00:02:15Uh, it is very modest, though.
00:02:18Sorry in advance.
00:02:20Oh! Here we are.
00:02:22I'm gonna puke.
00:02:23Oh, window, window.
00:02:37This is modest?
00:02:39Oh!
00:02:40You should see the Aspen house.
00:02:46Here are my brother's keys.
00:02:50Ah, looks like you got company, sir.
00:02:57Go around the blocks, Finn.
00:02:59Go! Now!
00:03:06Who's that?
00:03:07That is Pierce's manager.
00:03:08And an emotionless psycho.
00:03:11Oh!
00:03:11You want to avoid him like the plague.
00:03:14Plague?
00:03:15God, why do you even need to marry Rich?
00:03:17This is where you grew up.
00:03:18Mm-hmm.
00:03:19Yes, but now I can spend Floyd's money and not my mom's.
00:03:22And that is my contribution to feminism.
00:03:25Ooh!
00:03:25Sorry.
00:03:26Hmm?
00:03:27Shall we?
00:03:28Yeah, sure.
00:03:32Here it is.
00:03:34The guest house.
00:03:37Welcome home, Elle.
00:03:39I love it.
00:03:43Mm-hmm.
00:03:46I just want the best for you.
00:03:48No one should feel alone.
00:03:50Especially not at your age.
00:03:52The love of your life is on his way.
00:03:54I can feel it.
00:03:55Ah!
00:03:56Oh!
00:03:57Come to Pierce's show tonight,
00:03:58and then we can go to Pierce's show tonight,
00:03:59and reschedule your date!
00:04:01Ah!
00:04:02Ah!
00:04:02I know, girl!
00:04:03I'm speechless, too!
00:04:04No, I...
00:04:06I can't actually go on a date with your brother.
00:04:10Why not?
00:04:13Because...
00:04:15Because I'm married.
00:04:20Because I'm married.
00:04:23What?!
00:04:23Ah!
00:04:24What do you mean who?
00:04:25What?
00:04:26Where?
00:04:26Who?
00:04:27Who is he?
00:04:29Is that him?
00:04:30Is that him?
00:04:31Show me!
00:04:31Show me to me!
00:04:32Please, Elle!
00:04:35Holy...
00:04:37Shit.
00:04:39Is he a 15 carats boutique?
00:04:41You know that place's starting price is like $50,000?
00:04:45$50,000?!
00:04:46No!
00:04:47I can't!
00:04:48I have to tell him to get something less expensive,
00:04:50to get something smaller!
00:04:51I'm sorry!
00:04:51Wait!
00:04:52Are you serious?!
00:04:53You're actually considering staying with this guy?
00:04:55He is clearly sending you photos of rings to love bomb you!
00:04:58I'll handle this!
00:04:59Community, don't...
00:05:01Yes, I want the biggest rock they have!
00:05:03That is right, Mr. C!
00:05:05The biggest!
00:05:06And spare no expense!
00:05:09Do not send that!
00:05:11Do not send that!
00:05:13Do not...
00:05:13Do not...
00:05:14Do not...
00:05:15Don't get me!
00:05:16Don't get me!
00:05:16Don't get me!
00:05:16Too late!
00:05:17If this guy is going to twirl you around his finger like some idiot bimbo fun, he has no idea
00:05:24who he is dealing with.
00:05:25You better just hope he's not with the cartel.
00:05:30And spare no expense!
00:05:34Why would they be together?
00:05:36Is that the lucky lady?
00:05:38No, definitely not.
00:05:40Oh, well, how lucky is she that she gets a friend with such great taste?
00:05:45Yeah, how nice.
00:05:48Is everything okay, sir?
00:05:49You idiot! Out of all people, you married Kennedy's best friend?
00:06:00Take this one.
00:06:01What would you like the card to say?
00:06:072L from Mr. C.
00:06:12Okay, well, I'm gonna go get a facial, and you can help yourself to some Thai food.
00:06:17It's in the main house, back entrance.
00:06:19Doors always open.
00:06:20I know how you like that.
00:06:21Peanut sauce, girl.
00:06:23I love you!
00:06:24Love you!
00:06:27You need a nap.
00:06:32Renovations on your new house still ongoing, sir?
00:06:34Yeah, yeah, yeah. So go to the Mulholland house for now.
00:06:36As long as Kennedy isn't there.
00:06:37Maid said she left 10 minutes ago.
00:06:39Okay, good. Go, go.
00:06:55I can't believe I'm married.
00:06:58And who knows if I'll ever even see him again.
00:07:14Hi, Katie.
00:07:15Hi, sir.
00:07:16Okay, I have to schedule a really important dinner.
00:07:18This gift is for her.
00:07:20Do you think you can look after it while I make some phone calls?
00:07:23You never have someone special.
00:07:25Of course.
00:07:26I'll put it right here until you're ready.
00:07:42Oh no..
00:07:44Oh no..
00:07:45Oh no..
00:07:57How did he, how did he know where I am?
00:08:01Call the cops, call the cops, call the cops, call the cops.
00:08:05Hi.
00:08:06Night one one, what's your emergency?
00:08:07Could you send an officer to 1900 Mulholland Drive, please?
00:08:11I got, I have a stalker, and I have reason to believe that they set foot on the premises.
00:08:18Please hurry, quick, quick.
00:08:20Okay.
00:08:21Okay, breathe, just calm down, help.
00:08:26Who?
00:08:28Who called the cops?
00:08:31No, you're fine, you're fine.
00:08:34You're fine, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
00:08:36Whoa, what are you doing here?
00:08:42Oh my God, it is you.
00:08:48Oh my God, it is you.
00:08:52David!
00:08:53What, Al, Al, what are you doing?
00:08:54Calm down, put down the lamp.
00:08:56You followed me here from Vegas.
00:08:59You're a creep.
00:09:00I didn't follow you.
00:09:01Oh, dude, I live here.
00:09:02No, you don't.
00:09:02This is Kennedy's family home.
00:09:04Okay, then what are you doing here?
00:09:05I'm staying in the guest house.
00:09:07Don't you dare try to tell me this is not Kennedy's family home.
00:09:10Okay, it is, it is, it is, I, I am her brother's manager.
00:09:17You, that is Pierce's manager, and an emotionless psycho.
00:09:22Oh, you manage Pierce Chamberlain, the musician?
00:09:27Yes, for like four or five years now, give or take.
00:09:30Okay, I'm staying here while my house is being renovated.
00:09:37So you're not a stalker?
00:09:40No.
00:09:42Yeah, good.
00:09:43Disarm your lamp.
00:09:44I'm disarm your name.
00:09:47Okay, can we rewind here a little bit?
00:09:50So, okay, we're both living here.
00:09:55Yeah.
00:09:56Yep.
00:09:57Yep, and I clearly made a mistake.
00:10:00So I'm gonna...
00:10:03LAPD.
00:10:05Hello?
00:10:12LAPD.
00:10:13What?
00:10:14Well, I thought you were stalking.
00:10:16Oh, God, I'm not.
00:10:17Okay, I brought the ring here because I live here.
00:10:19Well, I know that now.
00:10:21Hello?
00:10:23I'm coming, officer.
00:10:25Just, just.
00:10:28What?
00:10:28Ah, good afternoon, officer.
00:10:31We received a call about an intruder on the premises.
00:10:33Are you the one who called it in?
00:10:35Yeah, yeah, that's a funny story, actually.
00:10:38This is a huge misunderstanding, so we are actually fine, and thank you so much for stopping by.
00:10:44Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:46Hang on there, little lady.
00:10:48I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours.
00:10:51Do you happen to know his name?
00:10:55I don't even know my husband's real name.
00:11:01Uh, well, you see, the thing...
00:11:03Uh, the thing is...
00:11:05It was me, officer.
00:11:08Ha, ha.
00:11:09Oh, so wait.
00:11:10You mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who resides here?
00:11:16It was an honest mistake.
00:11:18Thank you for coming so quickly, though.
00:11:20I never mind coming to this house.
00:11:21It's a pleasure to see you again, mister.
00:11:22Uh, uh, Officer Powell, how is your wife?
00:11:25By the way, she's still playing tennis over at Brookside?
00:11:28Oh, you bet she is.
00:11:29I keep telling her, Maureen, you're only spending all this money on instructions and one-on-one
00:11:33walls.
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:34Cool, cool, cool.
00:11:35Hey, uh, so thank you for coming out, by the way.
00:11:37I appreciate it.
00:11:38Oh, absolutely.
00:11:39Say hi to your brother for me.
00:11:39I will.
00:11:41Cool.
00:11:41Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:11:43Bye.
00:11:46Bye.
00:11:47We have to get some things straight right now.
00:11:50Shit.
00:11:54Okay, let me explain.
00:11:56I had my reasons.
00:11:59Reasons?
00:12:00For what?
00:12:03For why I wasn't totally clear with you in Vegas.
00:12:07Okay, look.
00:12:09I live a very high-profile life.
00:12:11And sometimes it's like, it's hard for me to trust people.
00:12:19Why are you laughing?
00:12:21Nothing.
00:12:22Nothing, because you live here and I live here.
00:12:27And we got married last night.
00:12:34Is this like, are you having like a mental breakdown?
00:12:37No, no, no.
00:12:38My life is, this is such a shit show.
00:12:41All of my friends, all of them, they all, they took years to pick their perfect partner.
00:12:47And here I am, married to a guy that I met yesterday in Vegas on a whim.
00:12:55That's, oh, who, who insists that I call him Mr. C.
00:13:01Like, he's like some sort of James Bond villain or something.
00:13:06That's great.
00:13:06This is just not where I thought my life would be at this point.
00:13:12I think I'm going to grow up.
00:13:15Okay.
00:13:15Don't move.
00:13:16You do it.
00:13:16I have like a bad gag reflex.
00:13:18You doing it is going to make.
00:13:20Okay, stop.
00:13:21Stop.
00:13:21Stop.
00:13:22Just breathe.
00:13:23Breathe.
00:13:23Okay.
00:13:24Are you good?
00:13:28Mr. C, whatever your name is, we need to get a divorce.
00:13:40We need to get a divorce.
00:13:42But.
00:13:42Clearly, I don't know what I was doing.
00:13:45My friends, they're, they're all getting married.
00:13:47They're all having kids.
00:13:48And I'm not.
00:13:48And that's fine.
00:13:49But I don't know what I was thinking.
00:13:51I do.
00:13:52I know a part of you felt the same thing I did.
00:13:55What?
00:13:56Okay, so, I know that I've had a couple drinks tonight.
00:14:00Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:14:00Just a couple and just a few.
00:14:02But it's not for you.
00:14:03Okay.
00:14:03Not for you.
00:14:04Not for you.
00:14:05So, I know, though, for a fact that you are the one for me.
00:14:11Oh, yeah.
00:14:12How do you, for a fact?
00:14:13How?
00:14:15Because you make me feel fixed.
00:14:30So, so, here's what we're going to do.
00:14:32I am going to go pack my things.
00:14:34I'm going to go pack my things and I'm going to go, and then I'm going to get a lawyer.
00:14:36And then he's going to.
00:14:37Okay, oh, my God.
00:14:38Can you just let me talk for two minutes?
00:14:39No, I don't want to because I want to get this taking care of my own.
00:14:42I think, what are you doing?
00:14:44You don't stop talking.
00:14:45Stop, let me go.
00:14:47Now, let me go.
00:14:48Oh, my God.
00:14:54Oh, are you seriously trying to seduce me at a time like this?
00:14:58If I was trying to seduce you, you would know.
00:15:04Come here.
00:15:08All right?
00:15:09What am I looking at?
00:15:10Okay, five years ago, it was nothing.
00:15:13Just dirt.
00:15:16Basements dug into the side of the hill.
00:15:18Nothing but exposed rhubarb and empty trenches.
00:15:23So, am I the dirt or the rebar in this metaphor?
00:15:28You're neither.
00:15:29My point is that sometimes things take time and the right circumstances, but something that
00:15:37you thought was nothing can turn out to be really great.
00:15:41Look, El, I'm a rational man.
00:15:45The fact that you and I are living here in L.A., where there's like 10 million people.
00:15:51I mean, that doesn't just happen.
00:15:53The odds of that are crazy.
00:15:54Yeah, they are.
00:15:56But so is marrying someone you've known for three hours.
00:16:02How am I supposed to tell my friends that?
00:16:07Maybe you don't have to.
00:16:10Okay.
00:16:12What are you proposing?
00:16:1530 days.
00:16:16We give it a shot.
00:16:17Okay, we don't tell anybody.
00:16:19And if it doesn't work, we just go our separate ways.
00:16:24What do you say?
00:16:31So, like a 30-day trial?
00:16:34I'm a businessman, aren't I?
00:16:36Yeah.
00:16:37You are.
00:16:38But this isn't some subscription service.
00:16:40This is real life with real consequences.
00:16:44Higher stakes.
00:16:47Like getting her feelings hurt?
00:16:51I mean, if that's what you're worried about, El, I mean, that's life.
00:17:08All of our friends are married, El.
00:17:10You are going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:17:1730 days.
00:17:19And if it doesn't work, we go our separate ways.
00:17:22And neither of us say anything to anyone.
00:17:27Got it?
00:17:27Fine.
00:17:28I accept your terms.
00:17:31But I have terms of my own.
00:17:37I have terms of my own.
00:17:39Oh, of course you do.
00:17:40Okay.
00:17:41Term number one.
00:17:42We sleep in the same bed.
00:17:44Not to start.
00:17:46No.
00:17:46That is not a weird ask.
00:17:47Most married couples sleep in the same bed.
00:17:49We're not in the medieval.
00:17:51Hans, I'm sorry.
00:17:52Do you color coach your sock drawer?
00:17:55Yeah.
00:17:56Do you not?
00:17:57Weird.
00:17:58Okay.
00:17:58No.
00:17:59Term number two.
00:18:00One night a week.
00:18:02Date night.
00:18:04Okay.
00:18:05Starting tomorrow, I see.
00:18:077 p.m.
00:18:07Okay.
00:18:09If you're buying.
00:18:11Term number three.
00:18:12Hmm.
00:18:13We're going to give this a real shot.
00:18:15We should be intimate.
00:18:16Excuse me?
00:18:17How else are we going to know if we're compatible?
00:18:20Wow.
00:18:20Have any of your exes told you that you're super controlling?
00:18:24No.
00:18:24Never had one.
00:18:26What?
00:18:30Never had one.
00:18:31No time.
00:18:32Or interest.
00:18:33I mean, until now.
00:18:35Okay.
00:18:36Great.
00:18:37Awesome.
00:18:38I'm your first pancake.
00:18:39That's awesome.
00:18:39We're doomed.
00:18:40Damn.
00:18:41Those are my terms.
00:18:43One night of intimacy per week.
00:18:44Take it or leave it.
00:18:45Take it or leave it.
00:18:45You're playing hardball now, Mr. Business.
00:18:49My answer?
00:18:51No.
00:18:52We're going to go slow.
00:18:54Snail pace.
00:18:55Tortoise pace.
00:18:56No, no, no.
00:18:57Fossil pace.
00:18:59Slow.
00:19:19What was that?
00:19:20I don't know.
00:19:22You get kind of cute when you're all flustered.
00:19:27Okay.
00:19:29We can keep turn two date nights.
00:19:33But we are not sleeping in the same bed.
00:19:36And you are not seeing me naked for a very, very long time.
00:19:45Okay.
00:19:47No, and for the love of God, what is your name?
00:19:50Your real name?
00:19:51It's Oliver.
00:19:54Oliver it is.
00:20:03I've loved you since the moment I first saw you, Al.
00:20:07I won't screw this up.
00:20:23Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:20:26No.
00:20:27Oh, no!
00:20:33I'm going to kill him.
00:20:38What are you doing?
00:20:40Good morning.
00:20:43Why are you blasting grown man jazz at 6.30 in the morning?
00:20:47Deals aren't going to make themselves.
00:20:50Start the day off right, huh?
00:20:52You got...
00:20:53Okay, well, could you start the day right?
00:20:55I'm a little bit more...
00:20:57I don't know, quietly, please?
00:21:01No.
00:21:04No.
00:21:05No.
00:21:06He says no.
00:21:07Wow, okay, yeah, because who needs sleep?
00:21:11I don't need to get up to noon.
00:21:196 in the morning, stupid.
00:21:22Well, as it turns out, my husband and I, we could not be more different.
00:21:27Woo!
00:21:28Woo!
00:21:31Woo!
00:21:37Woo!
00:21:55Excuse me for dancing.
00:21:59No!
00:22:00No, I don't care what you say.
00:22:02I'm not signing that contract under any circumstances.
00:22:05What?
00:22:06Do you think I'm an idiot?
00:22:09No!
00:22:11Fine.
00:22:17Totally.
00:22:19No, no, that is unacceptable.
00:22:26One night a week.
00:22:28Date night.
00:22:297 p.m., okay?
00:22:30I'm not going.
00:22:31I'm not going.
00:22:41I'm not going.
00:23:05I don't know.
00:24:04Okay, wow, you choose now to be quiet? Of all times?
00:24:07Good morning to you, too. And for someone who loves to blast rock music in the morning,
00:24:13you have a little nerve calling me the loud one.
00:24:15Whatever. Okay, I'm about to head out. I'm going to a wellness event, so I'll see you later.
00:24:19A wellness event?
00:24:20Yes.
00:24:21With who?
00:24:22My friend Kennedy.
00:24:28What? What are you thinking?
00:24:30No, nothing. What do you do at these wellness events?
00:24:34I actually, I don't know. It's my first time going.
00:24:38Why, are you jealous?
00:24:39No. Go for it. Have a zen time.
00:24:45Okay.
00:24:52You know, you were a lot more fun in Vegas.
00:24:55This is me. Take it or leave it.
00:24:59Trust me.
00:25:00I plan to leave it.
00:25:02Well, have fun working.
00:25:06Or whatever you're going to do.
00:25:10God, it's boring.
00:25:24So, you're still married to Vegas guy?
00:25:27Yeah, it's complicated. But stop, don't make fun of me.
00:25:32Nothing. A little wellness retreat can't fix.
00:25:36Oh, idea.
00:25:46We're here at Casa Corazón in Malibu, honoring our soul's remembrance.
00:25:53Um, so true, girl.
00:25:56We're here at Casa Corazón.
00:25:58Great. Ella with Kennedy.
00:26:00What could possibly go wrong?
00:26:06So, what's he really like? If you haven't gone legal on him yet, there must be something redeemable.
00:26:11Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's...
00:26:14Complicated.
00:26:16He's smart.
00:26:18And intense.
00:26:20He works... a lot.
00:26:22I don't know. He was just different than me.
00:26:24Of course he was!
00:26:25Ah, you were drunk.
00:26:27He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness.
00:26:32Ugh. God, he sounds like my brother.
00:26:35Funny.
00:26:47You okay?
00:26:50Yeah.
00:26:52Yeah?
00:26:52Yeah.
00:26:53I'm gonna go.
00:26:55Okay.
00:26:57I'm gonna go get some air.
00:26:59Okay. Do you want me to come with you?
00:27:00Yes.
00:27:01I'm okay.
00:27:03I'm okay.
00:27:03I'm just gonna go, like, be one with nature.
00:27:07Yes.
00:27:07Yes.
00:27:08Or, I'm gonna throw up in it.
00:27:11TBD.
00:27:13Okay.
00:27:14Okay.
00:27:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:33Hi.
00:27:35Hi.
00:27:36Hi.
00:27:36Hi.
00:27:36I think I'm gonna take, um, actual magic mushrooms in them.
00:27:42Oh, yeah.
00:27:43Yeah, yeah.
00:27:45A healthy dose.
00:27:47Oh.
00:27:49Shh.
00:27:49Be well, either sister.
00:27:53No, no, no, no.
00:28:06I have to go.
00:28:08Oh.
00:28:22Oh.
00:28:23Oh.
00:28:24Oh.
00:28:24Oh, hi. Um, thank you for driving me. Do I owe you anything?
00:28:31I am at Oliver's service, ma'am.
00:28:34Oliver?
00:28:35Oh, he saved me.
00:28:39My angel.
00:28:41Oh, hi.
00:28:59Oliver?
00:29:02Oliver!
00:29:08Hey, big boy.
00:29:11You love me.
00:29:15Oh, my God, it's you.
00:29:18My beautiful love.
00:29:21Are you high?
00:29:24Wow.
00:29:26This is just so crazy because earlier her face was turning into yours,
00:29:31and now your face is turning into hers.
00:29:34And it's like you're, like, the same person.
00:29:40God, you're handsome.
00:29:42What did Kennedy give you?
00:29:44Chocolate, baby.
00:29:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:49Oh.
00:29:51Oh.
00:29:53Oh, my God.
00:29:54No.
00:29:55No, no, no, no.
00:29:55Hey, it's fine.
00:29:56It's fine.
00:29:58It's a little base.
00:29:59Everything's fine.
00:30:00No.
00:30:01No, it's not.
00:30:03It's not.
00:30:04It's everything.
00:30:06It's us.
00:30:07It's this.
00:30:08It's this.
00:30:10I wanted this to work.
00:30:12I did so.
00:30:13I'm good.
00:30:16To all of her.
00:30:17I think that we need to get to her.
00:30:24Ooh.
00:30:29Are you okay?
00:30:35It's okay.
00:30:39Oh, get it all out here. I got you. I got your little ponytail
00:30:55So
00:30:58Should we talk about it? No, I don't think we need to relive that
00:31:07Oh, no, no, no, not not that
00:31:16This is it's wrong
00:31:22What why wrong
00:31:26You wake up at dawn with Beethoven and Q4 projections. I'm just
00:31:35some messy artist
00:31:37I mean, we've been doing this 30-day thing now for what two weeks and
00:31:42We are already irritating the hell out of each other. I don't know. I think if this is one of
00:31:47my friends, I would
00:31:49I'd tell her the truth. It's a girl
00:31:53Cut your losses
00:31:55Get the annulment and move on with your life
00:31:58so
00:32:01I don't know I think maybe at the 30 days
00:32:07We should be done
00:32:09Officially
00:32:15All of it
00:32:20All of it
00:32:22Yeah
00:32:24Affirmative. That's what you want
00:32:28I think it's going to make sense
00:32:32I'll move out in the morning
00:32:42I'll move out in the morning
00:32:56I'll move out in the morning
00:32:57Okay, then
00:32:59Pass the ball
00:33:00What Peterson always does is hogs the ball every time
00:33:03I'll move out in the morning
00:33:05Thank you
00:33:05I literally say this
00:33:06All right
00:33:08Go, go, go, go
00:33:10Go, go, go, go
00:33:12Go, go, go, go
00:33:36Go, go, goiel
00:34:03What was your first impression of me?
00:34:07It's not hard.
00:34:08Okay, I'll set the scene.
00:34:10We can really love it.
00:34:11Ready?
00:34:13Vegas, hotel bar, lights are low, it's very impromptu, very chaotic, and I'm sitting there
00:34:21at the bar.
00:34:22You see a pretty little blonde girl by herself.
00:34:25An opportunity to tell the truth, but what would she think?
00:34:30What's wrong?
00:34:37Pierce.
00:34:38Dude, where the hell are you?
00:34:40Doors opened 20 minutes ago and the guys from the label are here, I need you here now.
00:34:43Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm on my way.
00:34:45I'm so sorry.
00:34:47Pierce is having a concert, I have to go.
00:34:49No, I know.
00:34:51I think I'm coming with you.
00:34:53Kennedy just invited me.
00:34:55You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:34:56Let's go.
00:34:58Awesome.
00:34:59Okay.
00:35:00I'm gonna go put on leggings.
00:35:04Perfect.
00:35:05Me, L, Pierce, Kennedy.
00:35:06In the same room.
00:35:07What could go wrong?
00:35:18Okay, there's a new record label that's scoping out Pierce.
00:35:21I need you to stay here.
00:35:22I have to go talk to them.
00:35:23Okay?
00:35:24Don't talk to anybody.
00:35:25Okay?
00:35:26Oliver!
00:35:29He's coming.
00:35:34Excuse me.
00:35:36Are you lost?
00:35:38You're not supposed to be here.
00:35:40No.
00:35:40No, I'm actually with Oliver.
00:35:42Okay, hysterical, sweetie.
00:35:44The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
00:35:46Don't get Pierce's wardrobe.
00:35:48Go now!
00:35:49I'm so sorry, mister.
00:35:51Go now!
00:35:53Unprofessional!
00:35:55I'm giving her a performance review for that.
00:36:01You can be really scary.
00:36:06Why did you talk to her like that?
00:36:09Elle!
00:36:10I'm tracking you and it says you're here.
00:36:12Where are you, girly?
00:36:13You were about to meet my bestie.
00:36:15And she...
00:36:17Elle!
00:36:18Oh!
00:36:19Oh!
00:36:19Oh!
00:36:20I feel like I haven't seen you in decades.
00:36:22I literally saw you this morning.
00:36:24I know.
00:36:25Those mushrooms rocked my world.
00:36:28I know.
00:36:28Same thing.
00:36:29Let's go find Pierce.
00:36:30I think he's in wardrobe.
00:36:30No, no, no.
00:36:31Why?
00:36:31Why not?
00:36:32Oh, what?
00:36:33Because you're married?
00:36:34Come on, Elle.
00:36:36That is just a fantasy.
00:36:38Let's get out of fairytale land together, okay?
00:36:41Let's go.
00:36:43Maybe Kennedy was right.
00:36:45After all, why did Oliver just ditch me?
00:36:55Okay.
00:36:55Just talk to the label guys.
00:36:57Just go out there.
00:36:58Do your thing.
00:36:58Give them the goods, okay?
00:37:00I just want to know that you'd be a single guy that can be like,
00:37:03sold as a teen heartthrob.
00:37:04Basic brand marketing.
00:37:06You think you get your bottom line, huh?
00:37:08Scott, you have a one-track mind, bro.
00:37:11You know, I think you need to get laid big time.
00:37:16I'm seeing someone.
00:37:17What?
00:37:18Who?
00:37:19What's her name?
00:37:21Here.
00:37:22Open up.
00:37:22I want you to meet my friend, Elle.
00:37:25Oh, okay.
00:37:27I need you to do me a favor, okay?
00:37:30Open this door, or I will open it for you in three seconds.
00:37:33Three, two, one!
00:37:38Two, one!
00:37:41You owe me.
00:37:43What's up?
00:37:45What took you so long?
00:37:46Nothing.
00:37:46I was just practicing my set so I didn't hear you.
00:37:50What's up?
00:37:50Who do you want me to meet?
00:37:52Crazed fan?
00:37:52Make a wish kid?
00:37:54Not exactly.
00:37:56Pierce, this is Elle, the genius photographer.
00:37:59Elle, this is Pierce, my prodigal brother.
00:38:02Hey.
00:38:03Hey.
00:38:05So you're the one who stood me up?
00:38:08Yeah.
00:38:08I am so sorry.
00:38:10I'm sorry.
00:38:10Believe it or not, this has happened before, believe it or not.
00:38:13Oh.
00:38:13Shh.
00:38:23Artists have, uh, parties and schedules.
00:38:26Mm-hmm.
00:38:28Is he flirting with me?
00:38:31Sorry.
00:38:34That was rude, right?
00:38:36It was okay.
00:38:37You want me to shut fire?
00:38:38No, no, do not fire anybody.
00:38:40No!
00:38:43Sorry, this might be too forward, but, um, and you probably get it all the time, but
00:38:47you are insanely beautiful.
00:38:50Yeah.
00:38:51Definitely flirting.
00:38:53Do I hear nuptials whirling?
00:38:55Ken!
00:38:56Stop.
00:38:59Oh!
00:39:00Hey, what are you doing?
00:39:02I am just going to put myself on your radar.
00:39:06Okay.
00:39:07Cool.
00:39:09Hey.
00:39:09No, I got you too.
00:39:10Pierce.
00:39:11Take us ready for you backstage.
00:39:13And you are in five minutes.
00:39:16Well, I, uh, hope you enjoy the show.
00:39:19Mm-hmm.
00:39:20Oh.
00:39:21Don't leave this time.
00:39:22And, uh, maybe I'll see you after.
00:39:25Yeah.
00:39:31He is totally into you.
00:39:33I totally predicted this.
00:39:35Am I psych?
00:39:36Hmm.
00:39:37Maybe this was a sign.
00:39:39Maybe it really is time to end things with Oliver.
00:39:46He ditched you, Elle.
00:39:48Sorry, husband.
00:39:49I've got other plans tonight.
00:39:51Please, please, please don't tell me you are thinking about psycho love bomber Vegas guy.
00:39:56Look, he's not really like all that.
00:39:58He's better.
00:39:59How do you know?
00:40:00It's not like you've seen him since, right?
00:40:03Right.
00:40:03Right.
00:40:05Right.
00:40:05Right.
00:40:06Right.
00:40:06Right.
00:40:07Well, if you are gonna sleep with my brother tonight, let's make you look like a bombshell.
00:40:12Ready?
00:40:13I think so.
00:40:14Let's go.
00:40:15Why would she do that?
00:40:17Okay.
00:40:17Here we go.
00:40:18Get ready.
00:40:20Oh, yes.
00:40:21Okay.
00:40:21This looks like it's maybe your size.
00:40:25Yes.
00:40:25Okay.
00:40:28Oh, God.
00:40:29That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:40:31Okay.
00:40:32No.
00:40:34How did it get worse?
00:40:35Oh, my God.
00:40:38Hurry.
00:40:46Oh, my God.
00:40:48Well, we already messed up the show.
00:40:50Oh, who cares?
00:40:51I've seen it a million times.
00:40:52And you will, too, as his future wife.
00:40:55Besides, I don't want to risk running into...
00:40:57Oliver.
00:40:58Ugh.
00:40:59Right.
00:41:00Oliver, I've actually been meaning to ask you, uh, why do you bait Pierce's manager so
00:41:04much?
00:41:05Oh, he's just impossible.
00:41:06You know?
00:41:07Like, one time, Pierce had this show in New York, and he was totally freaking out, like,
00:41:11spiraling beforehand.
00:41:12And he needed a break.
00:41:14But Oliver just dragged him on stage anyway because it was in the contract.
00:41:17Like, who does that, right?
00:41:20Ugh.
00:41:20I feel sorry for his future wife.
00:41:22Hmm.
00:41:23She has no idea that Oliver's wife is me.
00:41:26Maybe this is who he really is.
00:41:28You know what?
00:41:28I've been thinking, and I think...
00:41:32I am going to get that annulment from Vegas Guy.
00:41:35Good for you, girl.
00:41:37Yes!
00:41:38Feminism.
00:41:40Okay, well, I'm going to go get a drink.
00:41:41You don't want anything, right?
00:41:42No, I'm good.
00:41:43I'm going to wait for you outside, though, okay?
00:41:44Okay, back in five.
00:41:52Fairy tales don't exist.
00:41:55No.
00:42:00You clean up nice.
00:42:06Wow, you came back.
00:42:08How kind.
00:42:09I deserve that.
00:42:10You ditched me.
00:42:13Are you embarrassed of me?
00:42:15Am I not, not what, posh?
00:42:16No, no, no.
00:42:18Okay, there's a lot going on here.
00:42:20Stuff that I can't...
00:42:21Can you explain to me, please?
00:42:25Come on a date with me.
00:42:27A real one.
00:42:28Right now.
00:42:29Right now?
00:42:31Yeah.
00:42:32Right now.
00:42:34Do I trust him?
00:42:43I'm going to drive tonight, Sven.
00:42:45Very good time.
00:42:48You ready?
00:42:49Yeah.
00:42:54Fancy.
00:42:55I'll try.
00:42:58You know, this is so weird.
00:43:00What?
00:43:01Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
00:43:03Have you ever met him?
00:43:04He's just never there.
00:43:07Yeah, a couple times.
00:43:10Okay.
00:43:11So where are we going?
00:43:24You ready?
00:43:26Oh, God.
00:43:28He is going to murder me, isn't he?
00:43:33You ready?
00:43:33I saw an abandoned construction site, a.k.a. a dark place with no witnesses.
00:43:39That's...
00:43:40You're perfect.
00:43:41It's my house.
00:43:42It will be soon.
00:43:44Okay.
00:43:48That's right over there would be a really good spot for a rope swing.
00:43:52Think about that?
00:43:54That's a really good idea.
00:43:56Perfect being a creative, Mr. Business.
00:44:00Okay.
00:44:01Show me around.
00:44:04Okay.
00:44:07Okay.
00:44:09Okay, so...
00:44:10Give me the vision.
00:44:12Okay.
00:44:13I'm trying to picture.
00:44:14Here.
00:44:15This is where the couch would go.
00:44:17Oh, right here.
00:44:18Okay.
00:44:19This is where the projector would be.
00:44:21The projector.
00:44:22Okay.
00:44:22Where we'd watch the Clippers games.
00:44:26I think you mean where I would watch the Clippers games and you would just do a bunch of screaming.
00:44:29Okay.
00:44:30If I remember correctly, you're the one that screamed when Kawhi missed the layup.
00:44:33Okay, yeah.
00:44:33It was a travesty.
00:44:34Of course.
00:44:37I thought this was over, but now, what's happening between us?
00:44:45Okay, so...
00:44:46What about this?
00:44:49I mean, that's easy.
00:44:50Oh, it's easy?
00:44:51Yeah.
00:44:52That'd be your spot.
00:44:55I mean, you can put your cameras there.
00:44:58You can hang up your prints.
00:45:00I was thinking maybe if you want, you could put up like a little backdrop and that's where you could
00:45:05shoot your flowers.
00:45:06How did you know I could shoot flowers?
00:45:09I may have looked at your website.
00:45:11I...
00:45:12Oh my God, you are a stalker.
00:45:13No, I'm not.
00:45:14That's your thing.
00:45:14I'm researched, okay?
00:45:16Big difference.
00:45:17I don't know about that.
00:45:22I know that you listen to rock when you cook.
00:45:28Your breath shortens when you're feeling overwhelmed.
00:45:31You tap your fingers against your leg when you're trying not to cry.
00:45:36And you know that you have a big smile when you're feeling safe.
00:45:41Like right now.
00:45:44Like that's really sweet.
00:45:48More than just my manners.
00:45:49I know.
00:45:52What I don't know is...
00:45:58What you want.
00:46:01We take a chance, Elle.
00:46:05You.
00:46:22In that moment, I knew I'd pass the point of no return.
00:46:27I was falling for him.
00:46:29There's no doubt about it.
00:46:36InHanet time.
00:46:49I talked on a few of my videos.
00:46:50zoo itself.
00:46:50What's the name of my mom?
00:47:00My mom is a dog.
00:47:05Sex and a construction site
00:47:07We didn't even wear a hard hat
00:47:09So irresponsible
00:47:10I know
00:47:15Oliver
00:47:15Yeah
00:47:16Can you tell me something?
00:47:19Just think about you
00:47:20I feel like I don't know anything about you
00:47:27Now I got you too
00:47:28Why was he texting her?
00:47:34Not much to know
00:47:36No, there's a lot
00:47:38I mean, like, where'd you grow up?
00:47:41What's your family like?
00:47:43You can't tell her
00:47:44Not now
00:47:46Oh?
00:47:52I'm so sorry
00:47:53I have a family emergency
00:47:54I have to go
00:47:55You okay?
00:47:56Yeah, no, it's fine
00:47:57It's just I have stuff to deal with now
00:47:59Okay?
00:48:00I'll be in touch
00:48:05I'll be in touch
00:48:07God
00:48:09El, what are you doing?
00:48:15God
00:48:23Oliver, darling, it's been ages
00:48:25What's the big emergency, mom?
00:48:27What's going on?
00:48:28Rebranding
00:48:29That's the emergency
00:48:30We need to show the world
00:48:32We need to show the world that the Chamberlain family
00:48:34Is still the power player in this town
00:48:36Starting with your entertainment conglomerate
00:48:39And ending with our real estate firm
00:48:41Great
00:48:42Rebranding
00:48:43We can do that
00:48:43Look
00:48:43I need you on board, Oliver
00:48:47I need you all on board
00:48:49Okay, okay, mom, I'm here
00:48:51Okay, okay, mom, I'm here
00:48:51What's the big emergency?
00:48:53What the hell are you doing here?
00:48:55Hi, sis
00:49:00Hi, sis
00:49:01Oliver, I think there's been a mistake
00:49:04This is a family meeting, not a business meeting
00:49:07I'm considering you have rocks for brains
00:49:08I'm kind of glad this isn't a business meeting
00:49:11Wow
00:49:12Sit and burn, bro
00:49:13How dare you
00:49:14Stop it
00:49:15The both of you
00:49:16We need to come together as a family
00:49:21Give her sister a hug
00:49:22Put your feud in the past
00:49:24Yeah, big bro
00:49:25Come on
00:49:26Give me a hug
00:49:32You're gonna die alone, loser
00:49:33Challenge accepted, brat
00:49:38So now then
00:49:39The Chamberlain family
00:49:41Has to show the public
00:49:43That we are relatable
00:49:46Functional
00:49:47Wholesome
00:49:48It's what the shareholders need to see
00:49:50Which is why we're doing a photo shoot
00:49:53And I need to find a photographer
00:49:55Yes, this is Elle
00:49:57And I'm the genius photographer
00:49:59Oh, God, please, don't say it
00:50:01Elle, my friend Elle can do it
00:50:03I am so fucked
00:50:08My friend Elle can do it
00:50:10Okay, yeah, but let's get someone else
00:50:11Why?
00:50:13Oh, uh, let me guess
00:50:14My friend Elle isn't good enough for you
00:50:16No, no, I'm just saying
00:50:18Let's get someone else
00:50:18Someone who's, like, experienced
00:50:20Professional
00:50:21We need a female eye for this
00:50:22And Elle is perfect
00:50:24Your sister has a point, Oliver
00:50:26Well, I for one would love a chance
00:50:27To spend more time with Elle
00:50:28I'm actually taking her on a date tonight
00:50:30I'm actually taking her on a date tonight, so
00:50:30You're what?
00:50:31Why do you care?
00:50:33What's the problem?
00:50:34Did Elle seriously agree to a date with him?
00:50:37After last night?
00:50:38I don't
00:50:39I just feel like you should be focused on your craft
00:50:42Oh, spare us, you psycho workaholic
00:50:45Elle is shooting our family portraits
00:50:47And Pierce is taking her on a date
00:50:48Great
00:50:49It's huddled down
00:50:5010 a.m. tomorrow
00:50:55This is gonna reveal everything
00:51:03Last night was incredible
00:51:12Then the mysterious, I'll be in touch
00:51:16Why did Oliver rush out?
00:51:17And why was he so amazing
00:51:19And then suddenly, so weird
00:51:22Miss Chamberlain?
00:51:24Uh, no, I'm not Miss Chamberlain
00:51:26Oh, well, this is for Mr. Chamberlain?
00:51:31Oliver?
00:51:31Uh, no, I think there's been a mistake
00:51:33Oliver's not a Chamberlain either
00:51:34I don't know, Miss
00:51:35Uh, I just go around and told
00:51:37Can you sign for it, or what?
00:51:40Uh, yeah, sure, of course
00:51:42Just
00:51:44Thank you
00:51:49Why is Kennedy's family company sending Oliver this?
00:51:55Hey, Ken
00:51:57Okay, don't scream
00:51:59I have news
00:52:00What now, another ayahuasca mixer?
00:52:02No, better
00:52:03My mom wants a full editorial for the next Chamberlain media issue
00:52:07A family feature on My Family
00:52:09Apparently the public thinks we're unrelatable
00:52:12I told you, Mrs. Chamberlain only wears Hermes
00:52:15Get it right, or do not come back to your next shit
00:52:18Wow, I can't imagine why
00:52:21So?
00:52:22So?
00:52:24Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:31Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:33Well, you want me to shoot the editorial?
00:52:37That's why you called
00:52:38You called to hire me on as a photographer?
00:52:41Duh, bitch
00:52:44This is huge
00:52:46This is major
00:52:47Like, like, career
00:52:48Defining
00:52:49Oh my god, yes
00:52:50I will be there
00:52:50I will so do it
00:52:52Of course
00:52:52Yes
00:52:53Okay, let's go
00:52:55Also
00:52:56There is one, like
00:52:58Teeny, tiny little thing you should know
00:53:01Okay, go on
00:53:03Okay, so it is so not a huge deal
00:53:06But my older brother is being kind of cagey about you shooting us for some reason
00:53:12Probably because he's a control freak and doesn't like new people
00:53:15But just ignore him, okay?
00:53:18Okay, weird
00:53:19That's fine
00:53:20Yay, okay
00:53:21I'll see you tomorrow at 10 a.m. sharp
00:53:23Mommy hates when vendors are late
00:53:32I just landed the biggest gig of my life to date
00:53:36Oliver's gonna float
00:53:47She's so excited
00:53:49Let's want to ravel everything I've kept hitting
00:53:56So then, we're confirmed for tomorrow
00:53:59Yes, mom, we're set
00:54:00Elle is such a genius, creative, and low-key
00:54:03I'm setting her up with Pierce
00:54:04Why would you do that?
00:54:06I mean, maybe she's seen someone already
00:54:08Or maybe I'm her best friend and I know what's going on in her life
00:54:12You don't know everything, Kennedy
00:54:13You rarely do
00:54:14For your information, big bro
00:54:16She met Pierce at his show and they hit it off
00:54:19Besides, she's getting a divorce from this random weirdo she got married to in Vegas
00:54:25She told you that
00:54:26Duh
00:54:28I'm her best friend
00:54:30She's still planning to leave
00:54:31Even after last night
00:54:33I thought
00:54:34I thought I changed her mind
00:54:38Well, I'm out
00:54:39I have a facial
00:54:45Well, good
00:54:45Pierce is finding love then, it seems
00:54:48So now I want to talk to you about your future, Oliver
00:54:52Your multi-millionaire, sweetie
00:54:55And I finally found someone worthy of your arm
00:54:58You're taking her to dinner
00:54:59Tiana Briggs is here, ma'am
00:55:01Good, bring her in
00:55:03Mom, I...
00:55:13Tiana, sweetie
00:55:14I want to introduce you to my son, Oliver
00:55:18Oliver
00:55:20Oliver
00:55:21Oliver
00:55:27Al
00:55:30Al
00:55:52Is she...
00:55:56Hey
00:55:57Hey
00:55:57Hey
00:55:58Do you really mind helping?
00:55:59Nah, come on.
00:56:01I just need to get this to the rental shop before it closes.
00:56:03Sure.
00:56:04Gotta support the arts, right?
00:56:06Yeah.
00:56:10She took the date with him, of course.
00:56:12Maybe I should have just let him have her from the start.
00:56:19It was my right one.
00:56:21Thank you so much for helping out today.
00:56:24Oh, come on.
00:56:24It's no big deal.
00:56:25Plus, I will take any excuse I can to jam out the plane 182.
00:56:29For the record.
00:56:29Yeah.
00:56:30So, I guess we, uh, we have that in common.
00:56:43And we did.
00:56:44But maybe I liked not always having something in common.
00:56:49You okay?
00:56:51Yeah.
00:56:53Of course.
00:56:55I'm really excited to photograph her family.
00:56:57But I am super nervous.
00:56:59Ah, come on.
00:57:00Well, maybe this is your sign.
00:57:01You gotta, uh, let me take you out for a drink tonight.
00:57:04So we can loosen up those nerves.
00:57:10I'm flattered, but I'm kind of seeing someone.
00:57:14Oh.
00:57:15Kennedy, she...
00:57:16No, I know, I know.
00:57:17It's complicated.
00:57:19I...
00:57:21Really.
00:57:22He's a very lucky guy.
00:57:24Thanks.
00:57:25See ya.
00:57:27Bye.
00:57:31I cannot believe it.
00:57:33I'm getting paid to do what I love.
00:57:36And I'm falling for someone.
00:57:40Hmm?
00:57:41Hmm?
00:57:41Ah.
00:57:47The number you have dialed is unavailable.
00:57:50To leave a message...
00:57:52Where?
00:58:11Everything okay, sexy?
00:58:13Yeah.
00:58:14Everything's fine.
00:58:15If Elle can move on, so can I.
00:58:18Cheers.
00:58:18Cheers.
00:58:19Cheers.
00:58:27You got this.
00:58:28Yeah.
00:58:30Got this.
00:58:32Are we ready?
00:58:33I've only got an hour to get this.
00:58:35Kennedy!
00:58:37Yeah?
00:58:38Text your brother.
00:58:39Make sure he's on time.
00:58:40And, sweetie, add a little lip liner.
00:58:43Your lip washed out without it.
00:58:48Hey, girl.
00:58:49You okay?
00:58:50Yeah, it's just...
00:58:51My mom is all stressed out, and Oliver is late.
00:58:54Of course.
00:58:55Wait.
00:58:55Why would Oliver come to the family photo shoot?
00:58:59Why would Pierce's music manager need to be here?
00:59:02All right, places, everyone.
00:59:05All right, all right, all right.
00:59:07The attractive one is here.
00:59:09Nobody panic.
00:59:13Where is he?
00:59:14Where's Oliver?
00:59:16Wait, sorry.
00:59:17Why would you need...
00:59:23Oliver?
00:59:27Oliver?
00:59:30What are you doing here?
00:59:32Okay, I can explain.
00:59:33Finally.
00:59:35They've been waiting.
00:59:38Elle, you've now officially met Oliver.
00:59:41My older brother.
00:59:44Hey.
00:59:46Wait, wait, wait, what?
00:59:48Elle.
00:59:49Wait, what's going on?
00:59:52I'm so familiar.
00:59:54It's my older brother's car.
00:59:56Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
00:59:58You want to avoid him like the plague.
01:00:01The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
01:00:03Go get Pierce's wardrobe.
01:00:05Can you tell me something?
01:00:06Just about you?
01:00:08I feel like I don't want anything about you.
01:00:10And then everything clicked.
01:00:12Because that's the thing about great things.
01:00:14The other shoe always drops.
01:00:16You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:25You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:28What is going on?
01:00:30He's the guy I married.
01:00:32Why would you not tell me that Pierce's music manager is also your brother?
01:00:36I assumed you knew.
01:00:37No!
01:00:38Why didn't you tell me that you married Pierce's manager?
01:00:40Because you clearly hated him.
01:00:42And then I wanted to decide on my own terms if I should divorce him or not.
01:00:46Okay, well, you obviously made your decision.
01:00:47You went on a date with Pierce.
01:00:48What?
01:00:49What date?
01:00:49I saw you guys last night.
01:00:51Oh, my God, nothing happened.
01:00:53Jesus.
01:00:54You really think that little of me?
01:00:56Ollie, sweetie, I brought you some collagen water for your big shoot.
01:00:59There she is.
01:01:00It's Oliver's future wife.
01:01:02Your what?
01:01:04No, this is a massive misunderstanding.
01:01:07Hold on.
01:01:09Pierce is the one you were supposed to meet in Vegas.
01:01:12How did Oliver enter the picture?
01:01:14Wait, did you steal my date with Elle?
01:01:20Oh, my God.
01:01:22You did?
01:01:24Yo, what the fuck, Oliver?
01:01:32Do not touch me right now.
01:01:35You tricked your way into a date with me, and then you lied to me for weeks.
01:01:40I was afraid you were going to leave.
01:01:42Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?
01:01:47I'm dating Elle.
01:01:48No.
01:01:49No, you're not.
01:01:50Not anymore.
01:01:52Just to be clear, I want a divorce.
01:01:56You're married?
01:01:59Ew.
01:02:00Screw this.
01:02:01I'm out of here.
01:02:02Great idea.
01:02:03I'm here.
01:02:04Elle.
01:02:04No.
01:02:13Okay, start talking, because that was the NBA Finals of Bad Decisions.
01:02:20I met her at the Forbes Under 30 event a year ago.
01:02:24Hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:26All right, ready?
01:02:27Get together in one, two, three.
01:02:29One, two, three.
01:02:31Beautiful.
01:02:31Nice job, you guys.
01:02:32Oh, hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:35She was photographing the founder's luncheon.
01:02:38I couldn't stop looking at her.
01:02:41But I was too much of a coward to say anything.
01:02:45I saw her on Pierce's calendar, and I learned that they had a date.
01:02:50And I panicked, okay?
01:02:52I just...
01:02:53I wanted it.
01:02:55Holy shit.
01:02:56So it's true.
01:02:57You did steal his date.
01:02:59It was wrong, okay?
01:03:00Everything I did was wrong.
01:03:01I'm a CEO.
01:03:03I try to control everything.
01:03:05Understatement of the century.
01:03:07But...
01:03:07I don't know.
01:03:08With Elle, I...
01:03:10I'm different.
01:03:14Better.
01:03:16I can't believe I'm saying this.
01:03:19Um...
01:03:19Go.
01:03:21Go and talk to her.
01:03:23Just stop being a control freak, and just try being human.
01:03:31And all of...
01:03:33I do love you, you know.
01:03:38You too.
01:03:45Elle!
01:03:47Elle!
01:03:48Elle!
01:03:48Elle!
01:04:03It's been a month since I've seen my husband.
01:04:08I searched for joy in my solo life, and stopped comparing my life to my friends' lives on Instagram.
01:04:16I found pleasure in my own company.
01:04:25Oh, the Clippers just won.
01:04:27But deep down, I couldn't stop thinking about him.
01:04:31And so I knew it was time.
01:04:33Time to do something I thought I would never do.
01:04:40Mom?
01:04:41You like that, you like that?
01:04:42You like that?
01:04:43You like that?
01:04:43I...
01:04:44Can I, um...
01:04:46Can I come home?
01:04:49I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles.
01:05:05Mr. Chamberlain?
01:05:06Is the package for Miss Elle Page ready?
01:05:08Yeah.
01:05:11Just hoping it works.
01:05:21This is the last one?
01:05:23We're ready to take these to the truck, Miss.
01:05:27Goodbye, Los Angeles.
01:05:29So, you again.
01:05:31I have something for you from Mr. Chamberlain.
01:05:34Oliver Chamberlain.
01:05:35I know who he is.
01:05:39He really, really likes you.
01:05:42You know?
01:05:49Elle.
01:05:50First off, I want to say sorry.
01:05:53Obviously.
01:05:54What I did was wrong.
01:05:56Selfish.
01:05:57But you have to know, I fell in love with you a year ago at the Forbes 30 under 30
01:06:03gala.
01:06:03Even though I never talked to you, you were so at ease with yourself.
01:06:09I envied you immensely.
01:06:11So, when fate happened and my own sister set you with my brother, I stole this date.
01:06:17I couldn't help myself.
01:06:19I know we're different, though.
01:06:21But I will make this work anyway, any day.
01:06:26But I'll leave it up to you.
01:06:29We can get a divorce.
01:06:31The papers are included here.
01:06:34Or, here's the key to your house.
01:06:37It's just about ready now.
01:06:39Where we'll watch the Clippers and we'll finally have your photo, Doug.
01:06:44I want you here, Elle.
01:06:45Please say yes.
01:06:47We're just about ready, miss.
01:06:49Are we ready to go to Ohio?
01:07:01House looks nice.
01:07:04I saw the swing.
01:07:10You came.
01:07:12Well, I saw the letter.
01:07:16Cheesy.
01:07:17Or, like, too much.
01:07:20No.
01:07:22Elle, I meant every word.
01:07:23I am so sorry.
01:07:27You're scared of what I would think.
01:07:30I get that.
01:07:32You shouldn't have lied to me, still.
01:07:36But, and again, I guess I've kind of been my need.
01:07:42About what?
01:07:46I never told you.
01:07:50I love you.
01:07:52Over.
01:07:57I love you, too.
01:08:00Yeah.
01:08:01I love you.
01:08:04I love you.
01:08:05I love you.
01:08:07I love you.
01:08:08I love you.
01:08:08I love you.
01:08:08I love you.
01:08:08I love you.
01:08:10I love you.
01:08:10I love you.
01:08:10I love you.
01:08:11I love you.
01:08:11I love you.
01:08:13I love you.
01:08:14I love you.
01:08:14I love you.
01:08:15I love you.
01:08:19I love you.
01:08:28the rest of the year flew by I moved into our house okay okay
01:08:39our love for the Clippers is still going strong maybe too strong sometimes
01:08:47and no matter how busy Oliver is with work we always do a date night a week no exceptions
01:08:56and almost a year to the date of our Vegas wedding a day after my birthday we renewed our vows
01:09:11not all love stories start off in disaster
01:09:14but now I was sure we'd last we found love in a hopeless place after all
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