00:00Ever since I can remember, I was always aromantic.
00:03I had the girl of my dreams, Allison.
00:06The second I let my guard down...
00:08It's over, Spence.
00:10She ripped my breaking heart out...
00:14And sucked it!
00:15...with a plunger.
00:20Welcome to Rock Bottom.
00:22Mom, knock!
00:23Oh, sorry, honey. I'm worried about you, Spence.
00:25Locked in here day after day. It's just not healthy.
00:29I'll get you a deacon chest.
00:30You are not gonna get over her by sitting in this room.
00:32Because we are moving to my parents' brand new beach house.
00:34Please, honey, go get your balls back.
00:38You know how they say it takes half the time of a relationship to fully get over a breakup?
00:41Should I say that?
00:43According to the formula...
00:44Three years, day one, you wanna buy a car.
00:45You know what, man? Why wouldn't I have chicks to get over Allison?
00:48Know any midgets?
00:49I don't think that's how it works.
00:50All right!
00:51This one!
00:55What the s***?
00:57Damn, brothers! You got a ball! Marley did!
00:59Shave it.
01:00Pronto.
01:01The mantra-vention has officially begun!
01:03We're here because your balls are still floating up in that vagina here.
01:07Perhaps it's time somebody stepped in there and yanked you up.
01:10Any time you use the word love involved with a woman, you put a dollar in the jar.
01:17I'm Katie, by the way.
01:18Sorry, Spencer.
01:19I know, I remember.
01:20Do not tell me you pulled an IHOP.
01:22No, it was her.
01:23She wanted to talk.
01:24I'm so sorry you had to go through that.
01:28You're not looking for a girlfriend. You're looking to have a good time.
01:31It's all a show, man.
01:42Holy, I have created a monster.
01:45You've already, like, been there, done, Nick. Right, focus?
01:48I'm not a club guy.
01:51Let's start over then, shall we?
01:52There's just something about Katie.
01:54I think we could really click, you know?
01:56No, no repeat!
02:01Oh, yes, Spencer!
02:03Hold on, are you okay?
02:05Let's go over there, and you'll pee on my chest!
02:06O que?
02:13Não é o que você acha que eu sou.
02:15Eu sou realmente um hopeless romântico.
02:17O que você fez para mim?
02:19Eu estou confundindo que você ouviu mesmo. O que você acha que você está pensando?
02:22O que?
02:23Se você quer ela, vá e peça ela.
02:31Até mais, club guy.
02:33Não, eu não sou um club...
02:35Eu não sou um club guy.
02:37Eu não sou um club guy.
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