00:01Last night I met this girl called Emily. Felt like time stood still.
00:08Oh no, no, what are you saying? No fault.
00:12So what are you seeing here again?
00:14No, no, no message here.
00:17It won't send.
00:18She's missing a digit.
00:19Do you mean she's missing a digit?
00:21She's not funny.
00:25Good morning.
00:26I'm looking for a student, Emily.
00:27She's funny, smart, drinks beer, bottles, batteries about you.
00:32You've got two seconds to leave before I call security, all right?
00:35Yeah, okay, all right.
00:39You have three weeks left to prove that romantic attachments cause madness.
00:45What are you doing?
00:46I'm looking for this girl called Emily.
00:48He's the case study I've been waiting for.
00:50He's my very own Stanford prison experiment.
00:53I'll help you find her.
00:54Why would you want to do that?
00:59She said she was going to a party on Canal Street.
01:01All right, mate?
01:02I'm looking for information.
01:04Mom, should I get you 30 quid?
01:06Can I have a try?
01:07I didn't get any information.
01:09But I got us three drinks.
01:11Let's do it.
01:12I've got an idea.
01:14I'm gonna send an email to every Emily at the university.
01:16Ask a question on what she knows.
01:19Evening ladies.
01:20Ooh.
01:21Yeah, yeah.
01:22It's...
01:22Yeah, I'm probably making that Emily's.
01:24Yeah.
01:25A lot better.
01:26I'm not really sure what's happening, but I'm getting like a load of emails.
01:29Hey, Emily's.
01:30Please tell me you BCC'd.
01:32I don't know what a BCC is.
01:34So you've just created a chat room with 318 Emily's.
01:37Are straight people okay?
01:39Question mark.
01:42I need to talk about this email, dude.
01:45Is he a sexy pest or a sex pest?
01:48Who cares?
01:50This is a culture of toxic masculinity.
01:53We are Emily!
01:56I know my brother.
01:57He'll be in a field somewhere being all melodramatic.
02:01What did I tell you?
02:02Probably write a song about it.
02:05What if I misread this whole situation?
02:07You're gonna find someone who gets you.
02:11Please don't equally laugh.
02:12I didn't know I could.
02:15If Emily's listening, what do you want to say?
02:17Well, I wrote her a song.
02:19We're getting the song!
02:21We're getting the song!
02:23We're getting the song!
02:24Sing it.
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