00:16I hope the both of you realize that being a lifeguard is serious business.
00:21The requirements are very demanded.
00:23So keep that in mind, Droopy.
00:25Oh, and you too, Tom.
00:30Always remember, a lifeguard must be alert.
00:35What?
00:36Where did everybody go?
00:40A lifeguard must be swift.
00:50Oh, dear.
00:53And a lifeguard must be strong.
01:00I'm never going to get this job.
01:20Okay, boys, your first test will be diving from this high board.
01:25Now, you'll be judged on style, form, and grace.
01:30My assistant, Miss Shapely, will keep scoring.
01:33She's very good at faders.
01:45I shall go first.
01:52I shall go first.
02:01Oh, dear.
02:14Oh, my.
02:20Bye-bye.
02:21Bye-bye.
02:29Bye-bye.
03:00I don't know.
03:00Sports lovers, I'm ready.
03:24Ta-da!
03:32Slight advantage. Droopy.
03:36Your next test will be to swim across this debris-filled pool over to Miss Shapely on the other side.
03:44Good luck!
03:45I shall do my best to avoid each and every obstacle.
03:51Who turned out the lights?
03:53On your mark, get set, go!
03:56No!
03:57No!
04:02Let's go!
04:03Let's go!
04:05Let's go!
04:13Let's go!
04:17I can't do that.
04:44Ah!
05:10Ready, Droopy?
05:12Ready.
05:13On your mark, get set, go!
05:45Oh, I just can't make up my mind.
05:48They're both excellent candidates.
05:51So I want you to fake a real emergency so we can see how they respond.
05:56Sounds smart.
05:57Help! Help!
06:00Save me!
06:06Help!
06:06Help!
06:07Help!
06:28Whatever. I'm outta here.
06:30I'm outta here.
06:40Stomach cramps. Somebody didn't wait 20 minutes after eating before going in the water.
06:49Hang on, Tom.
06:57Everyone stand back. I know just what to do.
07:01One.
07:03Two.
07:04Three.
07:04Three.
07:09You know, I almost hope he doesn't wake up.
07:19That was some rescue, Droopy. You get the job.
07:28Remember, a clean pool is a safe pool.
07:35Keep scrubbing, Tom.
07:42You know, we made a sandwich.
07:42You know, you know, the whole thing.
07:42I feel the duty care, but of course, I feel it.
07:43You know, it's the best life.
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