00:01Last night I met this girl called Emily felt like time stood still
00:08Oh no no what are you saying no fault
00:12So what are you seeing here again?
00:14Don't know I don't message here
00:17It won't send
00:18It's missing a digit
00:19Do you mean it's missing a digit?
00:21It's not funny
00:25Good morning
00:26I'm looking for a student
00:27Emily
00:28She's funny, smart
00:29She drinks beer, bottles
00:30Her ears about here
00:31She's like
00:32You've got two seconds to leave before I call security alright?
00:35Yeah okay alright
00:39You have three weeks left to prove that romantic attachments cause madness
00:45What are you doing?
00:46I'm looking for this girl called Emily
00:48He's the case study I've been waiting for
00:50He's my very own Stanford prison experiment
00:52I'll help you find her
00:54Why would you want to do that?
00:59She said she was going to a party on Canal Street
01:01Alright mate I'm looking for information
01:04Once I get you 30 quid
01:06Can I have a try?
01:07I didn't get any information
01:09But I got us three drinks
01:11Let's do it
01:12Let's do it
01:12I've got an idea
01:13I'm gonna send an email to every Emily at the university
01:17Ask for question only she knows
01:19Evening ladies
01:20Ooh
01:21Yeah
01:21Yeah
01:22I'm probably making that Emily's
01:24Yeah
01:25Yeah
01:26I'm not really sure what's happening but I'm getting like a load of emails
01:29Hey Emily's
01:30Please tell me you BCC'd
01:32I don't know what a BCC is
01:34So you've just created a chat room with 318 Emily's
01:37Are straight people okay?
01:39Question wrong
01:42I need to talk about this email dude
01:45Is he a sexy pest or a sex pest?
01:48Who cares?
01:50This is a culture of toxic masculinity
01:53We are Emily!
01:56I know my brother
01:57He'll be in a field somewhere being all melodramatic
02:01What did I tell you?
02:02Probably write a song about it
02:05What if I misread this whole situation?
02:07You're gonna find someone who gets you
02:11Please don't make me laugh
02:12I didn't know I could
02:15If Emily's listening what do you want to say?
02:17Well I wrote her a song
02:20We're getting the song!
02:21We're getting the song!
02:24Sing it!
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