00:0215 buck cover
00:03To get a drink
00:05Hey
00:06How come she didn't have to pay 15 bucks
00:08She signed up for the open mic
00:10Look at me
00:11I kind of look like the guy who tells you the Ferris wheel doesn't work at the amusement park
00:15I gotta date better men
00:16My ex wouldn't let me touch his magic the gathering cards
00:19I'm gonna shake it up tonight
00:20So let's put your hands together for Alex Novak
00:35I think I'm getting a divorce
00:38What tipped me off was that I'm living in an apartment on my own
00:44And my wife and kids don't live there
00:47That was probably the biggest clue
00:52What is the problem
00:53I don't know it's complicated
00:55You don't have to tell me that
00:56I guess we just slowly grew away from each other
00:59You two have always been very different
01:01And you and dad are twins
01:02Your father is an immigrant to this country
01:04I know that
01:04And I've always been a woman who wants the taste of the exotic
01:07Jesus, mom
01:09Why are you doing stand-up?
01:11Getting a divorce
01:12You cheated
01:12No
01:13You didn't cheat and you're getting a divorce?
01:15That's some white guy shit
01:17I've been doing stand-up
01:21This is like a hobby
01:22Well, I'm not about to quit my job and go on tour
01:24It's just that it's something I look forward to
01:27Hey, listen, do you mind if I drop them off here for a couple hours?
01:29Don't ambush me like this in front of the boys
01:32You suck
01:33You suck
01:34You met up for me? I'm doing great
01:36I'm paying rent on a shitty apartment
01:38And mortgage for a house that I don't even live in anymore
01:41So I'm the only one who doesn't know about this?
01:43If I have goals this year, I want to achieve
01:48Do you have goals, dad?
01:49Oh, of course I do
01:50You knew I was struggling
01:51You left me alone
01:54I left you alone?
01:56You checked out?
01:58I was unhappy in our marriage
02:01I wasn't unhappy with our marriage
02:07Man, I wish I had a punchline
02:12What I like about you is you're so innocent
02:14You're not naive, you're innocent
02:16You are good
02:17I mean, you're bad at stand-up, but you're good
02:18You have a good heart
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