00:03¡Ah, hola!
00:04¿Puedo, como, check el agua y todo el otro junk under el hood?
00:07¡Check this out!
00:10¡Oh!
00:11¡Oh!
00:13¡Oops!
00:14Jessica Spencer, she's Miss Perfect.
00:17¡Your vida es como una fairy tale!
00:19¡Girl, you the bomb!
00:20¡Caboom!
00:21She's Miss Popular.
00:22Returning your papers on the Salem Witch Trials.
00:25Even here, you've got the only egg.
00:27¡That's not fair!
00:28She was the only one who was actually there.
00:31But a curse is about to turn her into...
00:38...a Miss...
00:40...Turr.
00:40Girl, you'll be a woman soon.
00:47Yeah!
00:49Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:53April, I need you so bad right now.
00:56How did you know my name?
00:57It's me!
00:58You stay away from me!
00:59I have pepper spray on my keychain.
01:02Please, I'm Jessica!
01:05Ah!
01:05Ow!
01:06Ah!
01:09Oh, mother...
01:10Ow!
01:12Ow!
01:14So, uh...
01:15Can I see it?
01:16I don't think you get the gravity of the situation here.
01:19I'm sorry.
01:21Can I see it?
01:23Can I see it?
01:23Now, she's got to reverse the spell...
01:25...before the full moon end.
01:27...or live like this forever.
01:30Hello?
01:31I should have made love to you when I had the chance.
01:35Dude, who was that?
01:36I think it was my old camp counselor.
01:39This is the story of a girl...
01:41Hey, Billy!
01:43From Touchstone Pictures...
01:44...you have no idea what it's like to wake up every morning and have to shave your chin.
01:51Yes, I do.
01:52When she's...
01:54...look good.
01:56I am so lesbian right now.
01:59Rob Schneider is...
02:01Show me what you got!
02:04Come on!
02:08The hot chick.
02:10That's my man.
02:13Scoop.
02:13Boy, I don't think so.
