00:00Want to have some laughs?
00:03Hell yeah!
00:06Thank you for bidding on me in the auction.
00:08I am so flattered that somebody your age
00:09would be a fan of my work.
00:10I don't know who the hell you are.
00:12My ex really wanted to meet you, so he bid.
00:14How much?
00:14$22.
00:15$2,200? That's fantastic.
00:17$22.
00:18It started at $20,
00:19and then it went up in 50 cent increments.
00:23I'm a comedy writer.
00:24All right, guys, very funny stuff.
00:26I also write for Broadway and movies.
00:28Why is your face suddenly bigger than it was before?
00:30Oh, my God, are you allergic to seafood?
00:32Oh, my God.
00:34She doesn't have insurance,
00:35and she really shouldn't be leaving here by herself.
00:37Your daughter is going to be fine.
00:39Why did you tell the doctor that I was your father?
00:41I was a little loopy by then.
00:44Are you doing anything right now?
00:45No.
00:46Want to have some laughs?
00:47Come on, queen. Smile, girl, smile.
00:49Marilyn Monroe from The Seven Year Rich.
00:51Mm.
00:52I'd be at you, too, if I had hot subway air blowing up my ass.
00:56Doctor, thanks for seeing me so late.
00:57How's the writing going?
00:58It's all of these young kids.
01:00In the tradition of George Carlin and Richard Pryor,
01:02somebody's got to talk to Roger about his inflections.
01:05Come on, sub-pina.
01:07What is that, a very small pina?
01:09Are you doing what we talked about?
01:11I try not to vary my routine.
01:12You have medicines to help you.
01:14I was backed up for, like, eight days.
01:15And you can always give yourself an animal.
01:17I'm saving that for my birthday.
01:21Who are they?
01:22That's my family.
01:24If they're your family, why do you have their names written down?
01:26Charlie, you can't be alone anymore.
01:29If you ever need my help, I'm here.
01:30I'm writing something, and I have to finish before my words run out.
01:33I'll take care of them.
01:35May I ask what your relationship is?
01:36I don't know.
01:37I don't know.
01:46Do you live here?
01:47I'm his friend.
01:48But your dad needs you right now.
01:50I mean, this young woman is full of surprises.
01:52This is no time for jokes.
01:53It's the perfect time for jokes.
01:56You a funny old man.
02:01I want to have fun.
02:04I want to laugh.
02:06I want to not be scared.
02:07And I want to write the book.
02:09And I want to do all of that with you.
02:11Hell yeah.
02:12Everybody needs somebody sometimes.
02:17Whoa!
02:17I didn't want for this to happen.
02:19That this, it didn't happen.
02:21Your little frail body would not be able to handle all these groceries.
02:25I'll break your back.
02:26Then you die.
02:27Can't have that.
02:36The first one.
02:38There it is.
02:39There it is.
02:41There it is.
02:41There it is.
02:42There it is.
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