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00:00:00You
00:00:07Jamie I can't marry someone. I'm not in love with I've gotta go find my own happiness
00:00:14I'm sorry sir, but we can't find miss Judith anywhere. All right, I'll handle this keep searching
00:00:32I
00:00:32Where is she?
00:00:33I don't think she'll be here soon
00:00:46That's she
00:00:47Just let it go
00:00:49It's okay
00:01:03I
00:01:04Now pronounce you husband and wife pick her up come on lift your bride
00:01:19You better hit the gym sweetheart
00:01:21What?
00:01:27One year just survive one year and then I'll be free
00:01:37Let me make one thing perfectly clear
00:01:39I'm only marrying you because it was my dad's last wish
00:01:43Don't catch any feelings for me, okay?
00:01:47Because in a year you and I will be done
00:01:51Period
00:01:52Perfect. I was kind of getting worried you started
00:01:56Drooling over my irresistible child
00:02:01Since we're both here for our families, let's lock this with a one-year contract
00:02:05Cleaning simple works for both of us
00:02:09Okay
00:02:16Alright, rule number one
00:02:18No sex, no snooping, sib-zero-zilch for the year, okay?
00:02:23Number two, if either needs a plus one for public events, the other shows up, alright?
00:02:30Rule number three, common spaces get split fair and square, Judith gets the master suite, this is my house!
00:02:39Why do you get the master suite?
00:02:47Because you're a strong gentleman
00:02:51And I'm your wife
00:02:54You're a lot stronger and taller than I am
00:02:56What was that?
00:02:57Nothing
00:02:59Fine
00:03:10Goddamn
00:03:10What?
00:03:11Nothing?
00:03:14Nothing
00:03:19Well, I'm done
00:03:20Woo, perfect
00:03:22I'm just kidding
00:03:24Yep
00:03:32I'm just gonna level with you, okay?
00:03:33I mean, you literally just got married
00:03:35And since I spent time with your new wife
00:03:38You hang out with me in civil workplace bar
00:03:40Look, is Judith objectively hot?
00:03:44Yes
00:03:45Does she have an incredible body?
00:03:47Yes
00:03:49But
00:03:51She's not Evelyn
00:03:53I'm only marrying Judith because my dad wanted me to
00:03:56And I need to secure Evelyn's future
00:04:00Dude, that's my dream girl
00:04:03And Judith is weird
00:04:04I mean, first night we lived together, she took my room
00:04:08My room
00:04:09Who does that?
00:04:12No, that's cold, man
00:04:13That's cold
00:04:16So what do you wanna do?
00:04:18You wanna get back with her or?
00:04:20What?
00:04:22What do you suggest?
00:04:24Take some notes
00:04:25Of myself?
00:04:26Her
00:04:27Oh!
00:04:28Yeah
00:04:28No, what?
00:04:30What?
00:04:30I'm not gonna blackmail my wife
00:04:33It's easy
00:04:34Well, okay, it's not blackmail
00:04:36But
00:04:36It's blackmail
00:04:37Fenton, this is a crazy idea
00:04:39I can't blackmail my wife
00:04:40That's fucking crazy, dude
00:04:44What do you suggest?
00:04:48Take some notes
00:04:49Of myself?
00:04:51No, her
00:04:52Oh!
00:04:53I don't know what you heard
00:04:54But I promise you
00:04:55It's only half the truth
00:04:56I mean, I would never go along with Fenton's plan
00:04:59He's crazy
00:05:00And I'm not a monster
00:05:02Avery
00:05:03The public doesn't care if it's the whole truth or half of it
00:05:06What if I post this on Facebook or Instagram?
00:05:09No, please
00:05:10It would ruin my family's reputation
00:05:12And it would ruin the business for Rock Capital
00:05:17Just don't
00:05:25What do you want from me?
00:05:27I should punish you
00:05:30What shall I do to you?
00:05:39What shall I do to you?
00:05:41Such an astute and foxy woman
00:05:46No
00:05:46I have to remain loyal
00:05:48To Evelyn
00:05:49What are you doing?
00:05:51I have a girlfriend
00:05:52And we had a deal
00:05:54Now calm down
00:05:55I'm just at their little payback
00:05:59Hand over the Sunset Island Resort
00:06:02And I'll delete this recording
00:06:05Otherwise
00:06:06No, no, no
00:06:08I'll do it
00:06:12Good boy
00:06:26I hate milk
00:06:29That's my milk
00:06:39My princess is coming home
00:06:41My princess is coming home
00:06:42Hmm
00:06:51Shhh
00:07:09Evelyn?
00:07:10Avery?
00:07:24I missed you.
00:07:25I missed you.
00:07:50Awe, just be a couple.
00:07:52I wish I could have a boyfriend like that.
00:07:55Is this for me?
00:07:56Yes.
00:08:05Evelyn.
00:08:07Who the hell is this guy?
00:08:08Oh, I'm Evelyn's boyfriend.
00:08:12Evelyn, what's he talking about?
00:08:14Yes, he is my boyfriend.
00:08:17Who the hell am I?
00:08:19You're also my boyfriend.
00:08:22What the fuck, Evelyn?
00:08:24Why did you even bring me here if he was going to pick you up?
00:08:27Oops.
00:08:28I was group texting.
00:08:30Oh, Avery.
00:08:32You are so adorable and naive as always.
00:08:37And you're just okay with this?
00:08:39Oh, I don't mind.
00:08:41She's the hottest after all.
00:08:43Right.
00:08:44Uh, well, nothing but the best for you both.
00:08:47Of course.
00:09:17Fuck.
00:09:19Why are you so cruel?
00:09:23Why?
00:09:27I don't know what you're saying.
00:09:41I hate you, Evelyn.
00:09:43I hate you!
00:09:47You're a creep, you're a creep.
00:09:49Don't talk to me!
00:09:52I'm sorry.
00:10:01I miss you every day.
00:10:05I miss you so much.
00:10:07Is it really such a big deal?
00:10:11Oh, I know it'll help, but only this time.
00:10:22Hey there.
00:10:23Ow, ow.
00:10:36How could you betray me like that?
00:10:40I've waited for you for three years.
00:10:42I saved myself for you.
00:10:49No!
00:10:50Mommy!
00:10:52I miss my mommy.
00:10:54I miss my daddy.
00:10:58I'm so tired.
00:11:00I'm so sad.
00:11:04I'm so sad.
00:11:05I'm so alone.
00:11:08I'm so alone.
00:11:10Poor thing.
00:11:12My parents gone and the girl left you high and dry.
00:11:16I'm sorry.
00:11:18I'm sorry.
00:11:19I'm sorry.
00:11:19I'm sorry.
00:11:22I'm sorry.
00:11:24I'm sorry.
00:11:30I'm sorry.
00:11:36I'm sorry.
00:11:38I'm sorry.
00:11:39I got drunk in the day.
00:11:39I think I did too in the day.
00:11:39That's last time I saw Hillary Clinton.
00:11:41Oh yeah.
00:11:42I don't know.
00:11:43That's not that at all.
00:11:45There you go.
00:11:48I'm not drunk.
00:11:50Mm hmm.
00:11:50In fact...
00:11:52I bought another round.
00:11:54Whoop!
00:11:55Fuck I'm drunk.
00:11:57Quiet you stink man.
00:11:59Judith!
00:12:01Come here.
00:12:01I don't know.
00:12:04I'm smoking wet, I don't know.
00:12:36I'm smoking wet, I'm smoking wet.
00:12:36Okay, wait, no, no.
00:12:44Don't play with a man.
00:12:56That's all you got?
00:13:05My time is over.
00:13:07Time to get down to some real business.
00:13:10God, she's hot.
00:13:11I wouldn't mind sleeping with her.
00:13:18So this is what you meant by serious business?
00:13:21Yep.
00:13:23Why, what do you have in mind?
00:13:25Nothing.
00:13:53What the fuck?
00:13:54I just, I just tried out different hairstyles.
00:13:59Oh, okay.
00:14:00So you like hairstyles, huh?
00:14:02Different role play stuff?
00:14:04You kinky?
00:14:04Yeah?
00:14:05Yeah.
00:14:15What the fuck?
00:14:16What?
00:14:17Where are the, where are the, the boobies?
00:14:32I'm not drunk.
00:14:34In fact, I've had another round.
00:14:39Oh!
00:14:40God, I'm drunk.
00:14:42Okay.
00:14:42Judith, Judith, Judith.
00:14:44What?
00:14:44I'm so white right now.
00:14:53No!
00:14:55No!
00:14:56No!
00:14:59Coming!
00:15:05Hi, three.
00:15:07Come here, darling.
00:15:09Oh!
00:15:10Fuck!
00:15:11Why?
00:15:11I was dead wrong about you.
00:15:14Your wide-eyed baby deer routine?
00:15:16Gosh, I can't believe I actually bought those tickets to your show.
00:15:19What the hell are you talking about?
00:15:21Stop playing dumb.
00:15:22Did you sink Charlie's company on purpose?
00:15:25Is this some kind of fucked up payback against me?
00:15:28No!
00:15:29No!
00:15:29What?
00:15:29I don't know what you're saying!
00:15:30Oh.
00:15:32It's not...
00:15:38I did.
00:15:39Wait.
00:15:40Wait.
00:15:41This is between Avery and I.
00:15:42What the hell are you?
00:15:51Oh my...
00:15:53No!
00:15:55I'm Avery's wife.
00:15:57You got a problem with that?
00:16:02You sick cheating bastard!
00:16:05How could you?
00:16:06Maybe someone else behind my back!
00:16:09I...
00:16:10Look who's talking s-s-s-s-s-s-slut!
00:16:14Girls are firing!
00:16:15Hey, bitch!
00:16:19Listen.
00:16:20Look.
00:16:21Sugar.
00:16:22You get Charlie out of this mess.
00:16:24Whatever it takes.
00:16:25You do that.
00:16:27Little favor for me.
00:16:28I promise.
00:16:29I'll let you keep on playing boyfriend.
00:16:31I don't care about the ring.
00:16:32How about you ask your other boy toys to help your Charlie out?
00:16:37Cause...
00:16:37I'm already married.
00:16:41No.
00:16:43You can't be serious.
00:16:44You're not picking this mama bear over me!
00:16:47This mama bear is 10,000 times the woman you will ever be!
00:16:50So why don't you take your knockoff sheen dress and walk it back down to Santy Alley where you came
00:16:54from, bitch!
00:16:55Bye!
00:16:57You will get on your name for me.
00:16:59Just hurry and see.
00:17:05Thanks.
00:17:05No worries.
00:17:06No worries.
00:17:10Hello?
00:17:11Hey, man.
00:17:13Remember to bring your wife to the birthday party.
00:17:40Come on.
00:17:41What did you do?
00:17:42I didn't get into this.
00:17:42I mean we'll be right back.
00:17:42He ate my子.
00:17:44See.
00:17:44Oh, there's food!
00:17:45Finally.
00:18:00Cheese!
00:18:01Like, cheese.
00:18:02Normal amount.
00:18:04You look thin. You should poke up. Here, have a cupcake.
00:18:06I'm good. I don't want you enough to hear.
00:18:09Eat a cupcake.
00:18:09No, please don't.
00:18:11Eat a cupcake.
00:18:15I'm so sorry. I'm simply upholding my allegation to public display my special affection that you sign off on.
00:18:23Besides, watching Instagram is having fun.
00:18:26Sweetheart, you should try this. It looks defining. You might actually like it.
00:18:29No, I'm not going to have no prediction. Oh, wait!
00:18:42What the hell is this? What the hell?
00:18:45There's no one. And you are.
00:18:48Judith. Pleasure. There's no one.
00:18:50Judith. That lovely name.
00:18:55My wife, my wife and I, we're actually about to go greet our guests.
00:19:00We have lots of friends because we're married and popular. Bye!
00:19:09We'll see each other again soon, Judith.
00:19:19We need to stay away from that guy, okay? He's trouble.
00:19:22Oh! Are you jealous, darling?
00:19:26I'm just trying to look out for you.
00:19:33I'm just trying to look out for you.
00:19:34What are you doing?
00:19:36You're a bad liar.
00:19:40I'm just trying to look out for you.
00:19:57Help!
00:19:58I get started!
00:20:02Help!
00:20:04Help!
00:20:05Get!
00:20:15Avery!
00:20:16Dammit! Can you hear me?
00:20:22Breathe dammit!
00:20:34I'm alive!
00:20:41She looks lovely when she's...
00:21:00Is that what I look like?
00:21:02You know, you know, whatever, man.
00:21:05She's your wife.
00:21:06Okay?
00:21:13So, how you feel, man?
00:21:14Because you scared the fucking shit out of me.
00:21:18No, I really owe you for earlier.
00:21:20Thanks for saving me, man.
00:21:21Okay.
00:21:22Dude, credit recorded still.
00:21:25Your wife is the hero.
00:21:27My pretty girl saved your ass.
00:21:30Ooh!
00:21:35Ah!
00:21:37Ah!
00:21:44My wife.
00:21:46A guy.
00:21:48No way.
00:21:49What was I thinking?
00:21:55Ah!
00:22:07What's going on?
00:22:10Finally catching feelings?
00:22:12Don't blame yourself.
00:22:13You good now?
00:22:15Mm-hmm.
00:22:18Thanks...
00:22:19for pulling me out.
00:22:31Now I have an OnlyFans.
00:22:32Hey, what?
00:22:33Look who's breathing again.
00:22:35You two have your moment.
00:22:36I'm gonna hit the buffet, okay?
00:22:37All right.
00:22:38Bye, sweetums.
00:22:39Ah!
00:22:40So...
00:22:41How's bed rest treating you, buddy?
00:22:43Shut your trap!
00:22:44Whoa!
00:22:45Easy, killer!
00:22:47Oh, damn, son.
00:22:48You got it bad.
00:22:50Maybe.
00:22:51Maybe.
00:22:51Maybe.
00:22:51Maybe.
00:22:52But sh...
00:22:54It's temporary.
00:22:55She's temporary.
00:22:56So?
00:22:57Dude, come on.
00:22:58Just play husband for real.
00:23:01Come on.
00:23:01Wine her.
00:23:02Dine her.
00:23:02Take her on the balcony.
00:23:04Overlooking the ocean.
00:23:05And just screw her goddamn brains out, man.
00:23:09That's what marriage is all about.
00:23:11You don't know anything about marriage, do you?
00:23:14I...
00:23:14Yeah.
00:23:15Okay, now all my relationships are great, but I mean...
00:23:19Does she even know she's married?
00:23:22Okay.
00:23:22Oh, Miss Judith.
00:23:27Disc mom again.
00:23:29It's funny, we keep bumping into each other.
00:23:31Destiny has a strange sense of humor, no?
00:23:34Hardly a shock in the place this size.
00:23:37Cannot blame moths for being attracted to a supernova.
00:23:41How poetic.
00:23:43Yeah, I bet that line works at truck stops.
00:23:46May I ask, do you have a sister?
00:23:49Why you ask?
00:23:50You remind me of my friend.
00:23:52He has the same...
00:23:54Eyes, the same cheeks, the same lips.
00:23:57You.
00:23:58Oh, really? What's she like?
00:23:59Sweet.
00:24:00Lively.
00:24:01I can show you a picture.
00:24:03Could it be...
00:24:04Judith?
00:24:15Stay away from my wife!
00:24:21Are you gonna let go sometime tonight?
00:24:25What are you freaking out about?
00:24:28I need to tell you something.
00:24:31I...
00:24:32Hey!
00:24:32There you guys are!
00:24:35Oh!
00:24:36Happy birthday, man.
00:24:38Sorry, we were just heading out.
00:24:40It's okay, it's okay.
00:24:42Hang on a second.
00:24:44Got a nice bottle of wine for you.
00:24:54Add a little something extra.
00:24:56Enjoy.
00:25:07What do you want to say at the bar?
00:25:10Screw it.
00:25:11Now or never.
00:25:13Judith?
00:25:16Would you be my wife?
00:25:18Like, for real?
00:25:20No.
00:25:21No tape-backs.
00:25:29Come here.
00:25:31Why are you so strong?
00:25:33You look good...
00:25:42Maybe shower first?
00:25:46Okay.
00:25:47I love this kinky stuff.
00:25:50But...
00:25:50Maybe we could go slower.
00:25:52I think I'm getting first time jitters.
00:25:54I mean, I'm not a virgin.
00:25:55I mean, I've had sex with lots of women.
00:25:57Like 300 women.
00:25:58That seems like a lot.
00:25:59Like...
00:25:59Shut up.
00:26:03Okay.
00:26:12Wait!
00:26:13What's going on?
00:26:14What the hell are you?
00:26:15Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:26:17I told you.
00:26:18No tape-backs.
00:26:20Get over here.
00:26:50What?
00:26:52What?
00:27:01Holy shit!
00:27:02I slept with a man!
00:27:06Is this a man?
00:27:08No.
00:27:09No.
00:27:09No way.
00:27:09No.
00:27:10This can't be happening.
00:27:10No.
00:27:11No.
00:27:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:27:16Wake up!
00:27:17Wake the fuck up!
00:27:19Hello?
00:27:21Morning, honey.
00:27:22What the fuck is your problem, dude?
00:27:27Who are you?
00:27:28Hey, hey, hey, easy, hey, hey.
00:27:30Okay.
00:27:32I'm...
00:27:34I'm James Bolton.
00:27:37And...
00:27:37Judas, brother.
00:27:39And, yeah, we...
00:27:40We kind of screwed.
00:27:46What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
00:27:48Why are you pretending to be your sister?
00:27:50Okay, I know this is...
00:27:52She billed the wedding.
00:27:54And to save our family the shame.
00:27:56I had no choice.
00:27:57I wasn't myself.
00:27:58Fuck!
00:28:02Are you okay?
00:28:04I'm fine!
00:28:06Just... get out!
00:28:27Hey, uh...
00:28:28Want some help?
00:28:29No.
00:28:32Okay, you want me to call someone?
00:28:34No!
00:28:35I don't want you to call someone.
00:28:36This is probably the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me.
00:28:40So, please don't tell anybody.
00:28:42Okay, fine.
00:28:43Just rest up.
00:28:46Everything hurts.
00:28:47Oh my god, what is that?
00:28:50What an animal!
00:28:53My back!
00:28:55Ow!
00:29:04I got the meds.
00:29:07Just leave me alone.
00:29:09Come on.
00:29:10It's not gonna get any better if you don't apply the ointment in the right spot.
00:29:20I can do it myself.
00:29:22It's... it's all my fault.
00:29:23Let me fix what I...
00:29:24I SAID I CAN DO IT MYSELF!
00:29:27Come on.
00:29:28You can't even see your own back, Avery.
00:29:30Let me help.
00:29:33What are you trying to do? Flex it?
00:29:37Here. Let me do it.
00:29:40Hey! What are you doing?
00:29:43It's my back that hurts.
00:29:47Ow!
00:29:49Hey, let it happen.
00:29:51It's okay.
00:29:57Avery...
00:29:58I'm... I'm really sorry about last night and...
00:30:02About lying.
00:30:05Yeah.
00:30:05I... I get it, honestly.
00:30:07It's new for me, too.
00:30:08And this is...
00:30:09Messing with my head.
00:30:11I'm gonna give you space.
00:30:13I'm gonna bounce it to my place.
00:30:17Call me if you...
00:30:31Twice a day.
00:30:33What?
00:30:37Do you want it twice a day?
00:30:40One time already almost killed me!
00:30:46See.
00:31:01I should punish you.
00:31:03What shall I do to you?
00:31:08I'm Avery's wife.
00:31:10Got a problem with that?
00:31:18How the hell did I not know he was a guy?
00:31:22And why do I miss that bastard?
00:31:42Like hell I will!
00:31:48I'm freaking believable!
00:31:50Not one damn call!
00:31:51No!
00:32:00Hey!
00:32:01Uh...
00:32:02I...
00:32:03I just, um...
00:32:05So, uh...
00:32:07You wanna hang out tomorrow?
00:32:09You wanna hang out tomorrow?
00:32:10No!
00:32:35You wanna hang out tomorrow?
00:32:36Something you'll like?
00:32:36Or...
00:32:37Never seen a hot guy before?
00:32:40Nah, I was just thinking that you'd look a lot better with the dress on.
00:32:47What a delightful surprise.
00:32:53Mr. Mark, this is James, her brother.
00:32:57Et du Mer.
00:32:58A thousand apologies, you cannot blame a man.
00:33:01The Walton beauty is...legendary.
00:33:07James, to tell you the truth, I fell in love with you the moment I met you the other day.
00:33:11I wanted to take you to dinner, just the two of us.
00:33:14That snake set this whole damn thing up.
00:33:16Sorry, taken.
00:33:19We're running late.
00:33:28That damn much in peace.
00:33:32I always get what I want.
00:33:46So Vincent, I looked at you a little weird today.
00:33:51Like you were a meal.
00:33:55How long have you guys known each other? History or...?
00:33:58Nah, nah. I just met him at Betton's birthday.
00:34:02You were there too, remember?
00:34:04Yeah, and I tried playing it cool.
00:34:06You were totally jealous.
00:34:09I wasn't jealous. I'm not jealous.
00:34:13I don't care.
00:34:14I thought maybe you cared.
00:34:17Guess not.
00:34:27Straight A's since sixth grade.
00:34:29My parents' legacy project breathing down my neck.
00:34:34The whole damn world wants me to be their parcel and doll.
00:34:39Perfect air.
00:34:41Flawless statue.
00:34:44Fucking trophy case.
00:34:52No one knows how tight the news gets.
00:34:56A speech.
00:34:59The only place where the rope goes slack.
00:35:03The only place where I can just...
00:35:08Exist.
00:35:11Why'd you bring me here?
00:35:16Why'd you call me?
00:35:31Wait, wait.
00:35:32Just, wait, wait.
00:35:32What the...
00:35:32What the fuck is?
00:35:35Why do you bring me here?
00:35:36I feel like it's...
00:35:38I'm gonna get here.
00:35:40I'm gonna get here.
00:35:41What the fuck?
00:35:45I'm gonna get here.
00:35:46It's really weird.
00:35:47Wait, wait, wait.
00:35:47I just, I just, I need to, I need to, I just gotta get some, go to, did, did I
00:35:56do something wrong, or?
00:36:02I don't know what's wrong with me, dude.
00:36:06I knew that she was a guy, but like, I can't get over it.
00:36:13Look at that face of his, weaponized charm, I mean,
00:36:17God, straight, gay, I mean, it doesn't really make a difference, he just wrecks people, man.
00:36:22I didn't call you to hear you salivate about him.
00:36:25If you're that confused, go test the waters a little bit, dip your toes, you know, go figure yourself out,
00:36:31you're a growing boy, you need to learn this kind of stuff.
00:36:47Hey, handsome, buy a lonely girl a drink?
00:36:56Yeah, I'm into women.
00:36:59Straight guys love hot women.
00:37:00That's the script.
00:37:14You like what you see?
00:37:17Yeah.
00:37:18Yeah.
00:37:20I shouldn't feel guilty, I mean, he lied, and I married Judith, his sister, my actual wife,
00:37:25who I've never even met.
00:37:27It's a contract marriage, so no rules broken.
00:37:30Okay.
00:37:32You like it right?
00:37:34Oh.
00:37:38This doesn't feel right.
00:37:40What's wrong with me?
00:37:46Okay.
00:37:50Aren't you in the mood, darling?
00:37:51Shh.
00:37:53Leave it to me.
00:37:58Now this is where it gets fun.
00:38:04You.
00:38:07Okay, just...
00:38:12For real?
00:38:13I'm sorry, it's not you, I just, uh...
00:38:16I don't think I am who I thought I was.
00:38:20You.
00:38:23God, I'm an idiot.
00:38:23You don't need me at all, uh, enjoy your night.
00:38:26No, this is, this is not what it looks like.
00:38:29I just...
00:38:29Save it!
00:38:31Okay?
00:38:32I get it.
00:38:42Bless you.
00:38:43Bless you.
00:38:50Hey!
00:38:51Hey!
00:38:53What do you call a deer with no eyes?
00:38:57No eye deer?
00:39:02Keep the joke for your ghost.
00:39:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:15Be quiet!
00:39:22Oh, kill me now.
00:39:34James, James, James, James, James, James, James, James, James, want to play with little
00:39:44bunny. Come on, please, just forgive me. Please, just get in the car.
00:40:11What's up? Okay, fine. I'm sorry about the other day, but I promise nothing happened with her.
00:40:17I didn't sleep with her, okay? Why'd you take her home? I was drunk, and I was scared.
00:40:27I never felt this way about a guy before. Honestly, it's terrifying, but you have to believe me
00:40:32when I say I didn't sleep with her, okay? Trust me. I trust you. What? I'm just... I feel so
00:40:41hurt.
00:40:49How are you going to make it up today? Impressive.
00:41:43I'm not angry anymore.
00:41:46You don't have to do anything. You're not ready. I'm ready.
00:41:53Oh, um, I got an exam in the afternoon. We'd be rushed.
00:42:00Oh, um, okay, yeah. No, that's fine. I remembered I have a meeting this afternoon anyway, so...
00:42:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:08That's my name?
00:42:09Oh, 100%, yeah.
00:42:11All right, good.
00:42:20Come on, hello?
00:42:29What now?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:33Where are you?
00:42:35I'm on my way.
00:42:36Bye.
00:42:58Avery!
00:42:59Avery!
00:43:02Avery!
00:43:03Avery!
00:43:04Avery!
00:43:05James!
00:43:08Avery!
00:43:10James!
00:43:14Sorry, I'm a little late.
00:43:26I'm being shy. I've seen you naked before.
00:43:29I broke my ankles, not my hands.
00:43:32Shut it.
00:43:37I can't help it.
00:43:39He gets to me.
00:43:45Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:43:46Way to move your hand.
00:43:49I can't watch if you're blocking.
00:43:59I can't do it myself.
00:44:02You won't stop.
00:44:16Master.
00:44:30You're not bored of staring?
00:44:31No, silly.
00:44:33Oh, I got a graduation party tomorrow, I'll be gone in one week.
00:44:38One week!
00:44:39One week.
00:44:40One week.
00:44:40It's a normal amount of time to be apart.
00:44:42It's cool.
00:44:43I'm cool.
00:44:44Who's going?
00:44:44Yeah, it's just the drama crew, Liam, Zoe, Phoebe, Ethan, guys I know from class, and the girls
00:44:52from theater.
00:44:53You okay?
00:44:54Great.
00:44:55Bet they're all hot as hell.
00:44:57You wanna come?
00:44:59Hanging with a bunch of college kids, that'd be a disaster.
00:45:04No!
00:45:04I mean, I'm busy.
00:45:06Probably got stuff going on whenever you said that was happening.
00:45:10I'm probably busy doing other stuff, cool things that don't involve you.
00:45:13I'm busy.
00:45:14Oh.
00:45:16Oh.
00:45:16Yeah.
00:45:36Oh my God!
00:45:37Oh my God!
00:45:38Oh my God!
00:45:38Oh my God!
00:45:38That's cold!
00:45:38Oh my God!
00:45:40Oh my God!
00:45:42What the fuck do they have to be laughing about?
00:46:13Hey bro!
00:46:13Can you tell us the soap back?
00:46:16Uh, yeah, no problem, my guy.
00:46:28Thanks, bro. You're a lifesaver.
00:46:31You got it, boss.
00:46:38Aw, damn, dude.
00:46:40I've got slippery hands. Can you toss it back again?
00:46:43Again?
00:46:44You gotta be kidding me.
00:46:46Sure thing.
00:46:47Yeah, thanks.
00:46:57Hey.
00:46:58Come on.
00:47:02Aw, I think you got the wrong guy.
00:47:05Shut up, Avery.
00:47:09No, did someone tell me that you weren't available?
00:47:12What are you doing here?
00:47:13I was just overheating, so I thought a shower would help.
00:47:16Nope.
00:47:18This time the truth, Avery.
00:47:21Lord, I can't promise that, uh, I can hold back.
00:47:30I'm so freak-stupid!
00:47:32Gah!
00:47:38A woman.
00:47:39Hey, handsome.
00:47:40You wanna get a drink?
00:47:41Sorry, ladies.
00:47:43Hi, James.
00:47:45But, uh, sorry, uh, as you can see, um, he's with me.
00:47:50Ooh!
00:47:53Can you guys support us?
00:47:57Thanks.
00:48:01Well, uh, you still haven't answered my question.
00:48:04And you can't keep running away.
00:48:10Okay.
00:48:10Yeah, okay.
00:48:12You're not gonna tell me about it.
00:48:13Okay.
00:48:15You know what?
00:48:16I'm gonna find you to fix all this, and...
00:48:19Yeah, you and me.
00:48:21Done.
00:48:24Um...
00:48:25Wait!
00:48:29You wanna know why I'm here?
00:48:35This is it.
00:48:48I couldn't stay away.
00:48:50I saw you with all those hot, young people, and I...
00:48:54I was jealous!
00:48:56And it...
00:48:58Kinda freaked me out how much I missed you after just a day.
00:49:05I mean, I've never felt this way before about someone.
00:49:08It's...
00:49:09It's honestly kinda scary.
00:49:13I just don't know...
00:49:14I don't know what to do.
00:49:16I shouldn't have said anything, I'm sorry.
00:49:20But...
00:49:21I'm not...
00:49:21I'm not gonna get you.
00:49:27Okay man.
00:49:36Avery, Rockefeller...
00:49:39You thought I was straight until you walked in.
00:49:42Yeah, it's... it's terrifying.
00:49:47But if it's you, bring it on.
00:49:52I love you, Avery.
00:49:55Every single day I think I can't love you more.
00:49:59And then tomorrow comes and proves me wrong.
00:50:06I love you too.
00:50:34What's that?
00:50:39What's that?
00:50:41Oh.
00:50:45It's literally your school break.
00:50:47It was mine.
00:50:49And now it's yours.
00:50:52All of you.
00:51:21I'm on my way.
00:51:34I'm going to get in.
00:51:35I'm going to get in.
00:51:38I'm going to get in.
00:51:41This is my way to get in.
00:51:42I'm going to get in.
00:51:58James!
00:52:00Bonjour.
00:52:02Vincent?
00:52:04James in the shower right now.
00:52:06Try again later.
00:52:08Flippity fuck are you doing on James' phone?
00:52:21Hey, is everything okay with the contract, Matt?
00:52:24What do you know about Vincent Lauren?
00:52:27Vincent?
00:52:27Ah, I mean, not much.
00:52:30I mean, no.
00:52:31Dude, not Jared.
00:52:32Dude, this guy's a total player.
00:52:33He was getting three checks in one.
00:52:35Avery?
00:52:36Yo!
00:52:36Hey!
00:52:39Avery!
00:52:40Yo!
00:52:40Where you going?
00:52:41Dude, if you don't silence my dad's gonna fucking murder me!
00:52:43Avery, what the fuck?!
00:52:48Anyway, when I was like down on it, I was like...
00:52:53Hey!
00:52:58Avery, what the?
00:53:00You're the player here, James.
00:53:01You are.
00:53:02No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:53:03His room!
00:53:03You walked out of his room!
00:53:05And you say I'm the...
00:53:06I cannot be the problem in this relationship!
00:53:08You walked out of his room, James!
00:53:10You're a fucking hypocrite!
00:53:12Saying I'm a player!
00:53:13I think that I am the one that was cheating when you're so clear you're the one that's
00:53:16having a fucking full of shit!
00:53:18I can't deal with it anymore!
00:53:20And you're frankly...
00:53:21Yeah, how does my ass look from my ankle?
00:53:22You're bad in bed!
00:53:23You have such a problem keeping it up!
00:53:25I mean...
00:53:26I don't...
00:53:27I don't...
00:53:28Or something...
00:53:30Didn't cheat.
00:53:31Promise.
00:53:38Your story better hold water.
00:53:40Okay.
00:53:41Okay.
00:53:42Um...
00:53:42Here's what happened.
00:53:49Theo closes on.
00:53:50Zoom to 30.
00:53:51Get the dogs ready.
00:53:51Okay?
00:54:01Damn!
00:54:01Oh crap!
00:54:02This is the only show I've happened to me!
00:54:05Thanks.
00:54:06Christ, I am so sorry.
00:54:09James, what a small world!
00:54:11Hey.
00:54:12Oh, I'm so sorry about this.
00:54:14Please let me fix it.
00:54:15Take my shelter.
00:54:16I cannot ruin your meeting.
00:54:19Crap!
00:54:20The shelter in my room is busted!
00:54:22Clearly in a rush.
00:54:24Please...
00:54:24Let me help.
00:54:26Yeah, yeah.
00:54:27Fuck.
00:54:27Yeah, yeah.
00:54:28Let's do it.
00:54:29Okay.
00:54:31James, I mean it.
00:54:32I truly admire you.
00:54:34Just give me a shot.
00:54:36Oh!
00:54:39I appreciate it, Mr. Loren.
00:54:41But my heart is spoken for.
00:54:43I only asked for help because this meeting was crucial for my family.
00:54:52Did I take your meeting?
00:54:54Screw the meeting.
00:55:05Surprise time.
00:55:06I love surprises.
00:55:07Oh!
00:55:08Okay, here.
00:55:09Ready?
00:55:10Yeah.
00:55:22Wow.
00:55:28That's insane.
00:55:31You like this beach?
00:55:33I love this beach.
00:55:35Good.
00:55:36Because I bought it 20 minutes ago.
00:55:39Welcome to Avery Beach.
00:55:44Seriously?
00:55:45You didn't actually name it Avery Beach, right?
00:55:48Yeah, yeah.
00:55:49No.
00:55:50I was just kidding.
00:55:51Give it whatever you wanted.
00:55:53Thank God.
00:55:56Um...
00:55:56Avery?
00:55:58Hm?
00:55:59Um...
00:56:02Avery...
00:56:03You're the only person that truly understands me.
00:56:08Honestly...
00:56:09I didn't even know what real love was until I met you.
00:56:16You...
00:56:17You...
00:56:18rewrote my whole life.
00:56:20Made it beautiful.
00:56:22Made it real.
00:56:23I want it all.
00:56:26Every sunrise.
00:56:27Every storm.
00:56:28Every goddamn day with you.
00:56:34Avery, Rockfather.
00:56:36Oh, my God.
00:56:39Will you marry me?
00:56:41James Welton.
00:56:43The guy who's all in.
00:56:48Um...
00:56:48Wow.
00:56:49I really don't know how any of this works, but...
00:56:53I would love to keep being your husband.
00:57:06All right.
00:57:10Okay!
00:57:11So, um...
00:57:12Rock Capital Group Gala event this Friday.
00:57:15Do you want to be my arm candy?
00:57:20I wouldn't miss it.
00:57:35I'd love to see you.
00:57:35I'd love to see you.
00:57:36Can I see James Welton?
00:57:38Shoot, those Walton's are poor James.
00:57:40Such a hot club, wasn't it?
00:57:41Jesus, they're brothers-in-law.
00:57:43Your imagination's running wild.
00:57:46I'm here for it.
00:57:49Okay, well...
00:57:50I saw Bill Cosby behind the bar.
00:57:52So I'm gonna try one of the special drinks today.
00:57:54All right.
00:58:03They're not good enough for him.
00:58:06You think we don't know about the charade of him playing bride?
00:58:11We all know what's underneath the mask of Judith.
00:58:14Think he could fool everybody?
00:58:15What do you want?
00:58:17Leave James.
00:58:19Or I'll blow this whole thing wide open.
00:58:22And ruin all of you.
00:58:24Yo, what the fuck?
00:58:25Excuse me?
00:58:26Whoa, whoa!
00:58:27Hello, Jamie!
00:58:29Mr. Rockefeller's will merely requires Avery to marry a...
00:58:34Well...
00:58:36So...
00:58:37Nothing tearing us apart.
00:58:40Fuck away, Miss Lauren.
00:58:42Now, excuse us.
00:58:43There's a glory hole in the men's washroom.
00:58:45I'm gonna put my mouth around it.
00:58:47It's gonna be on the other side.
00:58:49Au revoir.
00:58:58Nothing tearing us apart, huh?
00:59:02Let's test that.
00:59:08Do this for me.
00:59:10That'll be all yours.
00:59:18Holy shit!
00:59:19You're with James Walter?
00:59:21Put the...
00:59:21Put the heads...
00:59:22I mean...
00:59:23I know he's Judith's brother.
00:59:24I know.
00:59:25How...
00:59:27How...
00:59:27How can you do that to your own sister?
00:59:29I mean...
00:59:30That's disgusting, dude.
00:59:32Avery's marrying me.
00:59:33End of story, okay?
00:59:34Oh, by the way, I gotta thank you for that special wine you gifted us.
00:59:38Really, spread things along, you know?
00:59:41I mean...
00:59:42I need another one.
00:59:44Just make another one.
00:59:45Just make another one.
00:59:53So...
00:59:54You think his folks are just gonna be...
00:59:56Cool with all this?
00:59:58Or...
00:59:59Like...
01:00:00Relax.
01:00:01I'll talk to them.
01:00:03Come to my place tomorrow and we'll...
01:00:05Do this right.
01:00:06Okay.
01:00:11Hello?
01:00:13Hello?
01:00:15Still...
01:00:16Avery?
01:00:17Avery?
01:00:18Hello?
01:00:20Best friend?
01:00:21Dude?
01:00:22What the fuck?
01:00:23Hey?
01:00:24Still sitting here.
01:00:25Whatever.
01:00:52Oh...
01:00:52Fun fact, by the way, Dad.
01:00:54Uh...
01:00:54Did you know that bison are one of the few mammals that do the whole gay warship thing?
01:00:59Like...
01:00:59Full-on romance.
01:01:01They even settled down together.
01:01:03Right, right.
01:01:05I guess that's why he's sitting on my plate.
01:01:07I can't exactly have kids, so...
01:01:16Oh, hell no!
01:01:29Mom?
01:01:31Dad?
01:01:31Me?
01:01:32Avery?
01:01:33Uh...
01:01:34Judith called.
01:01:35She's flying home tomorrow.
01:01:38Says she misses us like crazy.
01:01:41Um...
01:01:41You boys wouldn't mind picking her up?
01:01:44We'll get things back to, uh...
01:01:46Normal.
01:01:49Yeah.
01:01:50Sure.
01:01:51Night.
01:02:02James!
01:02:15Now...
01:02:17Um...
01:02:17Wait a minute.
01:02:18You finally came to your senses and did your precious boyfriend?
01:02:21Dad?
01:02:21We're done.
01:02:23I realize there's nothing more important than you, Mom, and Dad.
01:02:28I'm your sister, and it's time I started acting like it.
01:02:35Whoa!
01:02:35Who's the hottie?
01:02:38Oh...
01:02:38He's my, uh...
01:02:40Avery!
01:02:42Right.
01:02:43God, if I knew my hubby was this cute...
01:02:49Don't sweat it.
01:02:50I'll talk to her tonight, okay?
01:02:50I'll talk to her tonight, okay?
01:02:56Hmm...
01:02:56No, yeah.
01:02:57Yes, yep.
01:02:59Again.
01:03:00Okay.
01:03:00Yep.
01:03:03Woo!
01:03:05Nice.
01:03:06You know...
01:03:07You know...
01:03:08That guy...
01:03:09He was, like...
01:03:10A total jerk.
01:03:12Freaking sucked!
01:03:15And I'm really sorry, Jamie, that I failed on the wedding.
01:03:20But, like...
01:03:21Guys becoming tight...
01:03:24It's the best thing ever.
01:03:25Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
01:03:29Avery...
01:03:30I promise I'll be the best wife now.
01:03:34Ever.
01:03:34I believe it.
01:03:35I believe it.
01:03:36We got something to tell you.
01:03:45You're funny.
01:03:48No...
01:03:50Avery...
01:03:50I get really jealous of this guy.
01:03:55There's no pretty boy here!
01:03:57He's so pretty!
01:04:00And Avery, like...
01:04:01Everybody wants him.
01:04:04Like...
01:04:04Everybody.
01:04:06Mm-hmm.
01:04:07Yeah.
01:04:07Yes.
01:04:10Let's rest your corner.
01:04:14No, but...
01:04:15No.
01:04:16Fine.
01:04:1740 minutes.
01:04:18Bye.
01:04:19Hey, uh...
01:04:20I got a ball to campus.
01:04:21Do you have this naked hair award?
01:04:22I was going to say, she's too drunk.
01:04:23Can you just take her home?
01:04:24And I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay?
01:04:25You gotta go.
01:04:26Thanks.
01:04:26Thanks so much.
01:04:31Oh, sorry, Avery!
01:04:33You're pretty good up when you hear liquor.
01:04:36I haven't had a real challenge in years.
01:04:39Oh...
01:04:39Not too good at more than just...
01:04:41I'll have two drinks.
01:04:42No!
01:04:50Not too good!
01:04:56No!
01:04:59No!
01:05:02No!
01:05:03No!
01:05:05No!
01:05:05No!
01:05:06No!
01:05:06No!
01:05:09No!
01:05:14Just take her home, and I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay?
01:05:16Thank you so much.
01:05:25It's not your fault.
01:05:27We were blackout drunk.
01:05:30I mean...
01:05:33Technically, we are married.
01:05:35Breakfast is ready.
01:05:37I want you, Wavery.
01:05:42No, no, no, no, this is not what it looks like, I promise.
01:05:45I don't remember a thing, and nothing happened, I swear.
01:05:48Say, I need space, like, a lot of it, and, you know, let's not see each other for a while.
01:06:28Cheers, pregnant.
01:06:39We're done, Avery.
01:06:41Clean break.
01:06:42Let's just get everything back on track.
01:06:46Move on.
01:07:02James told me you're...
01:07:03I'm, I'm sorry.
01:07:08I...
01:07:10I didn't have a choice, okay?
01:07:14My ex had just dumped me, and I was already pregnant when I came back.
01:07:27Look, my kid needs a father, and my parents, like, they, they can't handle the shame that I've hooked up
01:07:37this disaster.
01:07:40I slipped something in your drink, just to put you under.
01:07:47Breakfast is ready.
01:07:48I want you, Avery.
01:07:53Nothing actually happened between us.
01:07:58I didn't betray James.
01:08:03Hey, look, he's been on a bender, ever since you left, okay?
01:08:10It's been bottle after bottle.
01:08:14We can't, we can't reach him.
01:08:17He's completely come undone, Avery.
01:08:20Avery, please, please.
01:08:22He needs you.
01:08:23No.
01:08:25No.
01:08:41You're...
01:08:43You're...
01:08:43You're...
01:08:52You're...
01:08:53I was dreaming about you.
01:08:56God, I miss you, Abe.
01:09:00Every damn day.
01:09:08I miss you too.
01:09:11So much.
01:09:35David, don't go!
01:09:40You real?
01:09:48Bullshit, sorry, sorry. I shouldn't do this, I'm sorry.
01:09:54Judith's baby, it isn't mine.
01:10:03Say that again.
01:10:04Nothing ever happened between us.
01:10:07You can ask her, she'll tell you the truth.
01:10:24Mom, Dad, this is it.
01:10:29I love Avery.
01:10:32I'm going to spend the rest of my life with him.
01:10:35Nobody else.
01:10:38Ever.
01:10:43Mr. and Mrs. Walton?
01:10:47Uh...
01:10:49The way I feel about James,
01:10:51I've never felt anything like it before.
01:10:54I mean...
01:10:55What we have, it's like...
01:10:57It's like oxygen.
01:10:58And I don't think I could live without it, if I'm being honest.
01:11:03Losing him...
01:11:05It would be a nightmare.
01:11:07So please, just see how much it would mean to have your blessing,
01:11:10because it would mean everything to me,
01:11:13and I know it would mean everything to yourself.
01:11:17Honey...
01:11:29My boy's a man now.
01:11:31Son, you go live your life.
01:11:46I'm going to go meet the wedding planner,
01:11:48about the floral hellscape,
01:11:51but I'll be back in two hours.
01:12:03Back to me in my piece, big sexy.
01:12:07Oh...
01:12:07You got it.
01:12:08man?
01:12:08All right.
01:12:09Come on.
01:12:12He's just getting here.
01:12:15I'll be back.
01:12:20I'll be back in the summer.
01:12:24I'm just...
01:12:26What?
01:12:31What?
01:12:38No more time, no see, Mr. Rockefeller.
01:12:41Vincent, what are you...
01:12:59I'm sorry.
01:13:12No, no, no!
01:13:14No, no, no!
01:13:16How I knew that Judith was a fake.
01:13:19Because the real one's been screwing me for years!
01:13:27Look at you.
01:13:29His eyes and his lips.
01:13:33Wrong.
01:13:34All of it is fucking raw.
01:13:37No!
01:13:38Please!
01:13:39Nothing like it!
01:13:43I need to breathe fire that raw, untamed energy.
01:13:50Labels.
01:13:51No labels.
01:13:52Nothing but chains for small minds.
01:13:55Fuck gender!
01:13:57James Walton is something more.
01:14:01I had a plan.
01:14:03Plans all mapped out how I would get to him,
01:14:06how I would take him down.
01:14:08I even used you to this baby.
01:14:09Mine too!
01:14:12But you had to fucking blow it!
01:14:15Every single time.
01:14:21What's his obsession?
01:14:24Is it like this pretty face?
01:14:29Or are you just that go between shits?
01:14:33You don't even want him!
01:14:43You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:45You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:48Now...
01:14:49I wonder what sound this will make when I...
01:14:52No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:14:54Don't hurt him!
01:14:55James?
01:15:01Perfect timing, James!
01:15:03Pixie?
01:15:04Let sis tie you up.
01:15:06And your boyfriend wants her.
01:15:10James?
01:15:10Don't do it.
01:15:12James!
01:15:13He's a trap!
01:15:16Good boy!
01:15:18I fucking lost.
01:15:19I'm sorry.
01:15:21I'm sorry.
01:15:23He's sorry, Jamie.
01:15:26It's okay.
01:15:28It's okay.
01:15:29I swear that you can't escape.
01:15:32You promised me that if I helped him,
01:15:36this wasn't even marrying me,
01:15:37and that he loves us.
01:15:39Enough!
01:15:40Cut the water work, sweetheart!
01:15:42I know!
01:15:43No!
01:15:44You know it!
01:15:45You know how much...
01:15:46I hate when you cry!
01:15:53I did exactly what you said.
01:15:56Let him go.
01:15:59Patience, Prince Jeremy.
01:16:02The game has just begun.
01:16:03Now!
01:16:05Option one.
01:16:07I put a bullet.
01:16:09Your little lover boy here.
01:16:12And then I eat my own gun right after.
01:16:15And you walk.
01:16:18Option two.
01:16:20My baby.
01:16:21We blow your pretty little brains out.
01:16:25And he walks through.
01:16:27Brilliant.
01:16:28Yeah.
01:16:32Tick tock, Rebecca.
01:16:34Time to choose.
01:16:39Speechless, huh?
01:16:41Pathetic.
01:16:43Open your eyes, Jamie.
01:16:45You're really gonna risk everything for this cow!
01:16:49Cut to Avery.
01:16:52And you die.
01:16:55If we can't share heaven,
01:16:58we'll run together in hell.
01:17:05Your fucking dreams.
01:17:11Avery!
01:17:16No!
01:17:19Gates!
01:17:31It's okay.
01:17:42My thing.
01:18:01It's not watering!
01:18:02It's not watering!
01:18:03Not watering!
01:18:04It's fine as time!
01:18:04Not watering!
01:18:05It's just watering!
01:18:05Let's enter the tree.
01:18:06No water!
01:18:20Oh, my God.
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