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00:00:10My first time, just gone like that.
00:00:18Oh my god, it was him I was with?
00:00:23I just want to thank everyone
00:00:28for their incredible contributions
00:00:30as we roll out our new product
00:00:32the Indusible Man condoms.
00:00:35This innovative condom is ultra thin
00:00:37with seamlessly placed ridges.
00:00:40It's ultimately seamless for him
00:00:42and complete pressure for her.
00:00:45I believe there's a lot of market value in this product
00:00:48and I could not be more proud of what we've created together.
00:00:54Vivian, what the hell are you doing using my conference room?
00:00:57I'm sorry, Mr. Bates, but I believe I have this room reserved for the 2 p.m. slot.
00:01:03I trust you can see your way out.
00:01:06As I was saying.
00:01:08I'm shutting this project down.
00:01:11What?
00:01:13Excuse me?
00:01:14But you haven't even tested the design yet.
00:01:17It's flawless.
00:01:19Yeah, yeah, whatever.
00:01:21You're ultra rich, condoms.
00:01:24The market's saturated with them.
00:01:26I bet you haven't even tested them out yourself.
00:01:29Have you?
00:01:32That is none of your business.
00:01:35I have conducted plenty of market research and the feedback is glowing.
00:01:40You just can't stand that I might have actually come up with something better than you.
00:01:45I'm cutting the funding.
00:01:47That's vinyl.
00:01:48You prick.
00:01:49This isn't even about the product.
00:01:51This is just because you wouldn't know how to pleasure a woman if she talked you through it.
00:01:53Ew, for Christ's sake.
00:01:55You really understand something like that?
00:01:57That's not this.
00:01:58Okay, okay, okay.
00:01:59Mr. Bates.
00:02:00Mr. Bates, please.
00:02:01It really is a nice product.
00:02:02Not that I've tested it myself, but I've heard it's pretty good.
00:02:04Shut up, Nick!
00:02:06Everyone, out!
00:02:08I need to talk to Miss Sawyer privately.
00:02:25You're insane!
00:02:29You don't know she's gonna help kill you, is she?
00:02:40You prick.
00:02:43You have been jealous of me ever since we were kids and I beat your ass in the science fair.
00:02:48You can't stand the idea that I might actually outshine you.
00:02:52Vivian, starting a product line isn't child's play.
00:02:55You don't even know what you're doing.
00:02:58You know what?
00:02:59I don't have time for this.
00:03:02Girl, you don't think they're gonna fuck in the conference room, do you?
00:03:07That's your 50 bucks, don't we?
00:03:11That looks...
00:03:12Oh, and you're such an expert.
00:03:15You've been riding on your daddy's coattails.
00:03:17You don't know innovation.
00:03:19You don't get viral marketing.
00:03:21You don't understand what a customer really wants.
00:03:27And you do?
00:03:28Look, a lot more goes into product distribution than a good idea.
00:03:32You're in way over your head.
00:03:36Why are you so close to me?
00:03:38You're the one that tripped me.
00:03:41Help me up!
00:03:46Vivian!
00:03:48Get off me!
00:03:50Great.
00:03:54Hey mom.
00:03:56Dad, what is it?
00:04:03I set you up with one of my friend's sons.
00:04:06And he is New York City's most eligible bachelor.
00:04:09Mom, you picked the worst possible time.
00:04:12I'm in the middle of a product lunch.
00:04:14I don't have time for your blind dates.
00:04:16Vivi, you're gonna want to meet this one.
00:04:19He's loaded.
00:04:20I mean, I don't know.
00:04:21You turn on the charm and maybe he'll invest in your products.
00:04:25I hate it when you make a good point.
00:04:29Angie's restaurant.
00:04:315pm.
00:04:31They're standing on the floor.
00:04:33Very hip.
00:04:34Don't be late.
00:04:35I made reservations.
00:04:37Wait.
00:04:37Tonight?
00:04:38I don't have-
00:04:39Bye!
00:04:39Bye!
00:04:42Alex, I hate to push this again.
00:04:45Well, then don't.
00:04:47Listen.
00:04:48I've arranged a meeting with a lovely young girl.
00:04:51I know her family.
00:04:52They're good people.
00:04:52You two, you two should talk.
00:04:55I have a work meeting tonight.
00:04:56Can't make it.
00:04:57Well then, push it.
00:04:59Need I remind you that I can pull the plug on your inheritance anytime I want?
00:05:03Dad!
00:05:04What?
00:05:05Don't be late.
00:05:09Dad!
00:05:10I guess I have to sabotage this myself.
00:05:15Nick!
00:05:17I need a new shirt!
00:05:25What the fuck am I supposed to say?
00:05:28Hi, my mom set me up on this date.
00:05:31I don't really want a boyfriend, but hey!
00:05:33Do you happen to have two million dollars to invest in my condom brand?
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:58Hi, my name's Vivian. If you're interested in investing, I have an exceptional line of adult products that-
00:06:07You got to be kidding me.
00:06:10You're the lovely girl.
00:06:12Of course you'd ask my dad to set this up to get back in my good graces.
00:06:16I always knew you wanted me.
00:06:18Don't delude yourself, prick.
00:06:21For your information, I had no idea who I was meeting today.
00:06:24My mom put me up to this.
00:06:27Right.
00:06:28You expect me to believe that you didn't beg my dad to set this shindig up?
00:06:32Oh, please. You know as well as I do, our parents have been trying to set us up since high
00:06:37school.
00:06:38You probably tricked us into this.
00:06:40Sure.
00:06:42As charmed as I am by your groveling, some of us don't have time to burn.
00:06:47I got somewhere to be.
00:06:51No, no, no, no! Vivian, what is she doing?
00:06:54Son, what are you doing? Get in there!
00:06:56Good.
00:06:57I can't stand breathing the same air as you anyway.
00:07:08Richard, what do we do?
00:07:09Do you think they're onto us?
00:07:11I don't know.
00:07:12But my stupid son is standing your daughter up.
00:07:17Not on my watch.
00:07:19Give me that.
00:07:24Oh!
00:07:30Shit!
00:07:30I'm so sorry.
00:07:31I have a meeting to get to.
00:07:33I'm really, really sorry.
00:07:34Is there anything I can do?
00:07:36Not unless you have a spare suit.
00:07:38Well, let's just get you back to that table here.
00:07:40And I will take this back to my apartment and I'll throw it in the wash.
00:07:43No, wait!
00:07:44Just take an hour.
00:07:45And I'll just be back in an hour.
00:07:47Now, there you go!
00:07:55Oh, great.
00:07:57You're back.
00:07:58Look, I...
00:08:00What happened to your suit?
00:08:01It's kind of a whole story.
00:08:04Well, I have to run.
00:08:06Wait.
00:08:07Where are you going?
00:08:08I'm meeting someone for drinks.
00:08:11You have a date lined up after our date?
00:08:13Not that it's any of your business, but not every meeting has to be a date.
00:08:19Besides, where were you running off to so quick?
00:08:21Well, I did have a business meeting, but some crazy lady with some crazy hat plowed into me with her
00:08:27coffee.
00:08:27And I'm not going to show up looking like a dirty rag after a morning rush.
00:08:33Well, good luck on your suit.
00:08:35I don't care.
00:08:38Hang on, hang on.
00:08:39You can't just leave me here waiting for an hour.
00:08:42Dining alone is humiliating.
00:08:44You know what's humiliating?
00:08:45Having your funding pulled by your boss's son in the middle of your product launch.
00:08:51I spent three years developing that product, and now I'm back to square one trying to find an investor.
00:08:57Okay, look.
00:08:58If I sit here and I listen to your pitch, I mean, consider it.
00:09:03Will you stay with me until my suit is ready?
00:09:06Promise not to laugh?
00:09:07I promise to try not to laugh.
00:09:10Hmm.
00:09:13I promise to try not to laugh.
00:09:16Hmm.
00:09:30I want to protect our love.
00:09:32When the moment matters, heroes choose wisely.
00:09:36Strength and sensitivity.
00:09:43Invisible man, ultra-raped condom.
00:09:46Seamless and invisible for him.
00:09:48Absolute pleasure for her.
00:09:50Invisible man, love boldly.
00:09:59That was actually...
00:10:00I told you.
00:10:02I knew you majored in marketing, but I didn't think you were any...
00:10:05That was any good?
00:10:06Do you let anyone finish their sentences?
00:10:10So what do you think?
00:10:11You want to invest, or what?
00:10:14Look, Vivian.
00:10:15I gotta be honest with you.
00:10:17Condoms like this is a dime in a dozen.
00:10:21And I meant it when I said that the market is saturated with them.
00:10:25But, product is only as good as its marketing.
00:10:28And the marketing...
00:10:30It's good.
00:10:32You got a gift.
00:10:33Are you serious?
00:10:36What?
00:10:37No conviction in your abilities?
00:10:39Plenty of conviction in my abilities.
00:10:41None in you.
00:10:43Ouch.
00:10:44But you'll back it.
00:10:46I'll consider putting it back on the roster.
00:10:48Have a pitch deck on my desk by Monday, and I'll see what I could do.
00:10:52You won't regret this.
00:10:54I hope not.
00:10:57Vivian?
00:10:59Alan?
00:11:02Who the hell is that?
00:11:05Alan?
00:11:07Who the hell is that?
00:11:08My ex.
00:11:14Alan, what are you doing here?
00:11:17Well...
00:11:19Alan Birch.
00:11:20Nice to meet you.
00:11:21Pleasure.
00:11:23Anyway...
00:11:24I was going to our special spot, and I walked past and saw you sitting here, so I thought
00:11:29maybe...
00:11:29Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:11:30Our spot?
00:11:31Your spot?
00:11:32You two have a spot.
00:11:34Is that alright with you?
00:11:37Wait.
00:11:38This is the guy you're meeting up after meeting me?
00:11:42Alex, my mom sent me up on this date.
00:11:44I'm just grabbing drinks with Alan after.
00:11:48Look, man, am I interrupting something?
00:11:51No, you're not interrupting anything.
00:11:54Oh.
00:11:55Alex, our parents set us up on a blind date, not exactly screwing you over.
00:12:01Well, if he's not interrupting anything, I guess there's nothing further to talk about.
00:12:06You can kiss the funding.
00:12:08Goodbye.
00:12:09Excuse me?
00:12:10Oh, you're excused.
00:12:11I wouldn't want to take away from your very important date.
00:12:16Goodbye, Miss Soy.
00:12:18I'm pissing.
00:12:19Oh, are you jealous?
00:12:21You know, I don't blame you, Mr. I'm 27, and I've never had a girlfriend.
00:12:26I, too, have had a girlfriend.
00:12:27What the fuck is going on?
00:12:31Oh, Jesus.
00:12:33I hope Alex doesn't screw this up for us.
00:12:36If Vivian could just swallow her pride for once.
00:12:39I mean, are we crazy?
00:12:42I mean, they haven't exactly gotten along since high school.
00:12:45They were inseparable as kids.
00:12:47Yeah.
00:12:48I hope it just doesn't blow up in our faces, though.
00:12:52I know that was really impressive, what you did with the coffee.
00:12:57That accent.
00:12:59Oh, you mean this old thing?
00:13:01Thank you, Richard.
00:13:02That's so kind of you.
00:13:04Yeah.
00:13:06How long do we have before we have to get back?
00:13:09About an hour?
00:13:10Give or take?
00:13:17Are you serious? You and me?
00:13:27Am I interrupting something, or...?
00:13:30Sit. Sit.
00:13:34Alex here is loaded, and he's gonna pay for a meal.
00:13:37I'm not gonna pay.
00:13:38You're not perfect.
00:13:39No, I'm not gonna pay for this.
00:13:46Jesus Christ.
00:13:48So if you get married and have kids, am I going to pay for their college tuition too?
00:13:59Why haven't we been doing that for years?
00:14:02I don't know.
00:14:12Is it time? Should we be getting back, or...?
00:14:17I think you could still use another spin cycle, don't you?
00:14:21I could give you another spin cycle.
00:14:30Look, Vivian.
00:14:32I was expecting tonight to be just two of us.
00:14:36Of course.
00:14:37Alex?
00:14:39Why don't you go pay for our meal now? We'll take it from here.
00:14:44That is, of course, unless Daddy forgot to give you your allowance for the week.
00:14:49I have my own money.
00:14:51Look, man, if it is...
00:14:53No!
00:14:54Nonsense.
00:14:55Alex has got it.
00:14:57Right, Alex?
00:15:02There.
00:15:03Happy?
00:15:04Very.
00:15:05You can leave now.
00:15:07Oh, no.
00:15:09I paid for a four-course meal.
00:15:11I'm staying for dessert.
00:15:12Don't you have a very important business meeting to attend to?
00:15:16I still don't have my fucking suit.
00:15:18Then buy a new one.
00:15:21Look, we've...
00:15:23How about we just leave?
00:15:25Fine.
00:15:27I'll take that.
00:15:31Enjoy dessert.
00:15:46Alex!
00:15:47I'm so sorry again.
00:15:49Here's your clean suit.
00:15:52Alex, huh?
00:15:53I don't recall telling you my name.
00:15:56Shit.
00:15:57It's okay, Miss Sawyer. I know it's you.
00:16:00Good accent, by the way.
00:16:01Fuck.
00:16:03Dad, you can come out, too.
00:16:10What are you two doing here?
00:16:12People watching.
00:16:12Running errands.
00:16:14Running errands.
00:16:14People watching.
00:16:17Selling porn.
00:16:19Enough!
00:16:20Look, I know you're trying to get me and Vivian together.
00:16:23That's never going to happen.
00:16:24We can't stand each other.
00:16:27Besides, she already has her.
00:16:29Alan.
00:16:30You guys have known each other since you were kids.
00:16:32You're both single.
00:16:34What is the hold-up?
00:16:35You're both single. Why don't you date each other?
00:16:40Alex!
00:16:41I think Vivian just left with her old boyfriend, Alan.
00:16:45Great. He seems like an amazing guy.
00:16:47What's that got to do with me?
00:16:49Look, I know he might seem like he's good for her.
00:16:51But he is not good for her.
00:16:53He is a playboy.
00:16:54Please, I am begging you.
00:16:56I think you would treat her so well.
00:16:57With all due respect, Ms. Sawyer, that's not my responsibility.
00:17:01Feel free to take over the table. I've lost my appetite.
00:17:09Oh, Richard!
00:17:11What?
00:17:12You've given me quite an appetite.
00:17:16How have you been?
00:17:17I've been good.
00:17:20Is she really that happy with him?
00:17:28Why is it so hot?
00:17:30Oh, I can turn on the air con.
00:17:32I've already had my meal.
00:17:35Why is this bothering me?
00:17:39How have you been?
00:17:41I've been good. And you?
00:17:43I'm good. I just finally finished my clinical hours.
00:17:46And I'm officially Dr. Alan Birch, licensed MD.
00:17:50Oh, funny.
00:17:52The guy who made me turn to therapy ends up being a therapist.
00:17:57I deserve that one.
00:17:58Just giving you a hard time.
00:18:01No one's a saint in college.
00:18:03Well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:18:05I'm finally ready to be with a girl that I like.
00:18:09And I was hoping that we'll meet again.
00:18:12Alan, I really can't.
00:18:15May I?
00:18:25Oh, my God.
00:18:25Damn it!
00:18:26Drive.
00:18:27Oh, okay.
00:18:32Are you okay?
00:18:34Yeah.
00:18:39Hey, kids.
00:18:41Am I interrupting your little date?
00:18:43Oh, my God.
00:18:44you're obsessed why don't you go get your own date can't get one can you I
00:18:51hope you know what you're getting yourself into she's rude she has no
00:18:55filter and she's the single most insufferable and ill-mannered woman I've
00:18:59ever had the displeasure of meeting so if that's what you're into I love every
00:19:04part of her I always have and I always will how long has always been huh maybe
00:19:11you met Vivian in college but I've known her since her diaper days pal what is
00:19:15this a dick measuring contest wait I get it you hired him to swoop in on our date
00:19:22to embarrass me didn't you Alex not all of us have to pay for our dates yeah come
00:19:28on with it started to rain now let's get out of here I have a car
00:19:37hey boss it's raining should we get in the car hey Nick I need you to dig up
00:19:43everything you can find on Alex Birch I don't believe this nice guy crap
00:19:47let me see
00:19:55Jesus wait you look hot today well the implication that I do not look hot every
00:20:00day does not go unnoticed obviously not what I meant look what came for you I
00:20:07didn't even care with a note hey could these be from Alex they must be from
00:20:16Alan he started out says with you how did they go last night great it it went
00:20:23great um don't you have some schedules to send out oh you're not fun I'll see you
00:20:40Alan I liked Alan he's done the work yeah this is good work
00:20:51good morning with I remember you loved red roses well good morning what's up well if
00:20:59you're not in a mood for a small talk I'll cut to the chase do you want to go on
00:21:03a date with
00:21:13me tonight
00:21:18oh
00:21:29Richard, we've been worried about the children for years.
00:21:33This night is for us.
00:21:35Oh, what a perfect night to try Vivian's new aphrodisiac.
00:21:43Naughty, naughty.
00:21:46You're so debonair.
00:21:48You're like a blonde James Bond.
00:21:51Sean Connery.
00:21:52I'm not into him.
00:21:53Danny Craig. No offense, Danny.
00:22:00I thought you said they were going to be out all night.
00:22:02They must have come back early.
00:22:04Jesus, what are we going to do?
00:22:07We have to get out of here.
00:22:08Come on.
00:22:18Oh.
00:22:20What's with the mood lighting?
00:22:24I thought we were just having a coffee.
00:22:28I have no idea what this is, but it looks like my mom's handiwork.
00:22:33But I'm not complaining.
00:22:35I can use a drink.
00:22:38Okay.
00:22:44But the special wine!
00:22:54Oh.
00:22:56Don't get the wrong idea.
00:22:58Okay, that's a new product I'm testing.
00:23:00I must have forgot I left it out.
00:23:03Okay, well.
00:23:05See?
00:23:05The way you love your job is what I admire the most about you.
00:23:13Whoa!
00:23:16We must stop!
00:23:19Do you want her to see us like this?
00:23:23We leave, we change clothes, and then we stop them.
00:23:27We're on the second floor.
00:23:28We don't have a choice.
00:23:31Why is my son so goddamn useless?
00:23:36Whoa!
00:23:39I'm just feeling, like, really dizzy and kind of hot.
00:23:48Well, I think you need to rest now.
00:23:51I will take good care of you.
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:54Okay, let's go.
00:24:04Turn around.
00:24:05Sure, boss. Are we heading home, or?
00:24:07Let's go find Vivian.
00:24:08I have to tell her, there's something off with Alan.
00:24:23Oh, okay, you drank way too much.
00:24:30No, it's...
00:24:32Yeah?
00:24:32What did you do?
00:24:38Hmm?
00:24:42How can a virgin like you design sex toys?
00:24:50Maybe I should test them out and give you some feedback.
00:24:54Give that to me.
00:24:56Come here.
00:25:16Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this.
00:25:21Come on, open up.
00:25:25Vivian, open up.
00:25:30What did you do to her?
00:25:32We were just talking, man.
00:25:33Get lost.
00:25:34Get out of here or I'll call the police.
00:25:37Okay.
00:25:43Vivian.
00:25:45Vivian, wake up.
00:25:46Vivian.
00:25:47Vivian.
00:25:57Alex.
00:26:00My product is flawless and you are always picking on me.
00:26:05Why?
00:26:07Good grief.
00:26:09You're still talking about your product at this hour?
00:26:11Do you even know what just happened?
00:26:14How do you know that it doesn't work if you never even tried it?
00:26:21It's seriously getting hot.
00:26:23You're the designer and a virgin.
00:26:25How do you know your product's user friendly?
00:26:30You won't invest in me because you think I'm a virgin and you don't believe in me and you don't
00:26:39want me.
00:26:40You're absolutely right.
00:26:42Maybe I should give the product a shot.
00:26:55I don't want to stop.
00:26:57It's getting hot.
00:26:58Don't stop.
00:26:59Just wait till you try my product.
00:27:04I don't want to stop.
00:27:06It's so hot.
00:27:07I don't want to stop.
00:27:08I don't want to stop.
00:27:09Just wait till you try my product.
00:27:29I don't want to stop.
00:27:37Just wait till you try my product.
00:27:37No, no, no, no.
00:27:37Cover, cover, cover.
00:27:42As an investor, I like to try my products.
00:27:46We bring in the paper.
00:28:25I can't remember anything.
00:28:30Can you stop shouting my head is pounding?
00:28:33Shut up.
00:28:35Shut up.
00:28:36it was my first time I didn't know I I really wanted my first time to be special
00:28:44hey for what it's worth it was special to me
00:28:54what Alex with Vivian how could this have happened
00:28:59since your kids but I never expected oh please you've been trying to make this
00:29:04happen forever laying the condoms in the wine out and practically set a trap
00:29:09did you please give us some privacy
00:29:25plan B whatever happened to the conviction in your own product how are you so quiet we
00:29:33used your condom last night aren't you sure it worked no but we didn't use condoms during our
00:29:38first trial of the dancing egg oh on second thought go ahead and take it we don't want
00:29:45to risk having a kid with you anyway what's that supposed to mean it means one of you is bad
00:29:51enough
00:29:59such an asshole babe I'm making time I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming why are all geniuses so
00:30:16scared to bring how's the check on Alan going well he's just a therapist nothing out of the ordinary
00:30:22just ordinary family ordinary life except for being incredibly good looking you think he's good
00:30:29looking hot even but not as hot a few of course you're hot you're crazy hot you're big hot massive
00:30:38hot can I please stop calling my boss hot right now just keep an eye on him I don't want
00:30:42to mess
00:30:43with Vivian yes boss
00:30:44a hot boss
00:31:01Alan hey pretty cool are you free for dinner tonight
00:31:07maybe a late lunch how about Angie's sounds good
00:31:16Alan I have to ask um I remember you took me home last night yeah you drank way too much
00:31:23I
00:31:24remember covering you up with a blanket before I left you know how's it going with you oh I slept
00:31:32real good yeah nothing happened all right we know you're still working on those adult projects
00:31:38it's surprising to me how's it going with that yeah I'm currently trying to find an investor
00:31:43oh I might know some top investors in the city they might be able to help you really I mean
00:31:50Alan that
00:31:50that would be incredible you're you're a lifesaver but you know it's a little bit difficult to get the
00:31:56investors back products yeah I know I've tried it a million times I know how hard it is better than
00:32:03anyone I know some of the guys how about you pay a down payment deposit to me and I will
00:32:09get you into the
00:32:10investors convention next week downtown the funding is guaranteed sorry um deposit for an investor
00:32:17just a standard procedure you know just to show the investors that you're serious
00:32:23don't worry about it okay um well how much do I owe you now we're talking
00:32:39don't sign that
00:32:43don't sign that use your brain Vivian when does it invest you pay an investor up front
00:32:50Alex this is a private meeting meeting I thought we were on a date
00:32:56come on he's a scam artist preying on naive people like you Alex you are being ridiculous
00:33:02I have known Alan for forever you've known me forever and I have a little experience when it
00:33:08comes to this sort of thing in case you forgot you might have marketing experience but I'm the
00:33:13junior CEO of Aurora global group asking for a deposit without a contract do a little work
00:33:19when it comes to your scams Vivian don't listen to him he clearly has no idea what he's talking about
00:33:27come on babe you know I would never hurt you
00:33:37no she's gonna pull my funding twice you really think I can trust you get out
00:33:45I'm a paying customer you can't kick me out more than anyone else in here
00:33:50fine if he won't leave then Alan and I will come on let's go Alan
00:33:55I've invested in hundreds of projects I know what I'm talking about
00:34:00okay I've had enough listen if you need time to think about it fine
00:34:06but I can't stand here while he insults me
00:34:15I'm gonna go bye
00:34:19do you really have to ruin every prospect I get
00:34:22at this rate I will never get an investor look I know we bicker a lot
00:34:26but this was beyond petty and I am really disappointed in you
00:34:33I was just trying to help
00:34:41I got your coffee on my way over
00:34:43thank you
00:34:44there you go
00:34:49whoa are you okay
00:34:52chance on my meetings I'm not feeling well and I need to go home
00:34:58this is really the butt
00:35:02god why do I feel so terrible
00:35:05is it food poisoning
00:35:08unless
00:35:10I don't want to stop
00:35:11it's so hot
00:35:13don't stop just wait till you try
00:35:16and I put it up
00:35:23it can't be
00:35:24it can't be
00:35:28oh my god it fucking can be
00:35:31what am I gonna tell my mom
00:35:33what am I gonna tell Alex
00:35:36Vivian
00:35:37how did you get in here
00:35:38I know your passcode
00:35:40I got her as soon as I could
00:35:42is everything okay what's wrong
00:35:44you want her to talk about something
00:35:46does he actually care about me
00:35:49you might want to sit down for this
00:35:52come on
00:35:53I'm a grown adult
00:35:54it's okay
00:35:56what's going on
00:35:57you can tell me anything
00:36:05yeah I told you you'd want to sit down
00:36:07you're pregnant
00:36:12you're pregnant
00:36:15god and you insisted on using that damn thing
00:36:18okay give the dancing egg a little bit more credit
00:36:22if I recall you liked it even more than I did
00:36:25what about the condom
00:36:26you told me not to bother
00:36:28and you listened to me
00:36:30listen I thought I took that plan B
00:36:32but so much was happening
00:36:33and I was so scatterbrained
00:36:35and it doesn't really matter
00:36:37okay plan B
00:36:39condom
00:36:39dancing egg
00:36:40I'm fucking pregnant
00:36:41okay it's done
00:36:41and now we just need to figure out what comes next
00:36:45well we should get married
00:36:46and raise it together
00:36:47married?
00:36:48Alex shit that is a little hasty
00:36:50I was just talking about whatever
00:36:52and I was gonna keep it
00:36:53well you said it yourself it's done
00:36:56unless you don't want to keep it
00:36:58I think I want it
00:37:02then we should get married
00:37:05unless you're trying to raise the child as a single mother
00:37:08Alex
00:37:10we can't get married and we don't love each other
00:37:13who cares if we don't love each other
00:37:15I want to take responsibility
00:37:17and we won't let anything happen to you
00:37:20or our child
00:37:21but you don't want to get married right?
00:37:24what do you want to do?
00:37:26I don't know
00:37:27I just need some time
00:37:29and I think we both should think this through
00:37:32okay?
00:37:35sorry
00:37:36and Alex
00:37:38please do not tell my mom about this
00:37:41oh god no
00:37:42can you imagine if my father found out about this?
00:37:45they would be insufferable
00:37:47Vivi!
00:37:49speak of the fucking devil
00:37:51why is your mom here?
00:37:55Vivi!
00:37:57mom!
00:37:58hi!
00:38:00hi honey
00:38:00are you okay?
00:38:02Julie called and told me that you left work early
00:38:05because you weren't feeling well
00:38:06which isn't like you
00:38:07so I made you some soup
00:38:09and tea
00:38:10like when you were little
00:38:11hi
00:38:18Alex?
00:38:20what are you doing here?
00:38:21I um
00:38:21mom
00:38:22I knew it!
00:38:23it wasn't just a one-off
00:38:24you said it was a drunken accident
00:38:26but you two have been dating all along
00:38:28haven't you?
00:38:28what?
00:38:29no
00:38:29ew
00:38:29ouch
00:38:33Alex was just coming over
00:38:35shit
00:38:36what was Alex coming over to do?
00:38:38fake
00:38:39Alex
00:38:40was just coming over to tell me
00:38:42he was gonna invest in my new product
00:38:44weren't ya?
00:38:46oh
00:38:47that's wonderful
00:38:48it's about time right?
00:38:50we had a long
00:38:51hard
00:38:52think about it
00:38:53and decided it was
00:38:54finally time
00:38:56must have been one hell of a test run
00:38:57mom
00:38:58ew
00:38:59gross
00:38:59I'm just saying
00:39:02I'm so happy you two are going into business together
00:39:04I think this is an absolutely fabulous thing
00:39:07so is it too early to call you son or?
00:39:10all right mom
00:39:11thank you for the soup
00:39:12and I think it is time for you to go
00:39:14bye Alex
00:39:19why would you tell her I'm investing?
00:39:21well you said you would last night
00:39:24remember?
00:39:26as an investor
00:39:27I like to try my products
00:39:29you mean
00:39:51I was pretty drunk
00:39:54yeah well drunk mistake or not
00:39:56you have to admit
00:39:57my products are amazing
00:39:58well we didn't get to test them all out
00:40:01yeah well my condoms are designed
00:40:04so that it doesn't feel like you're wearing anything
00:40:07but
00:40:08you said it felt incredible
00:40:10you felt incredible
00:40:12did you
00:40:15enjoy it?
00:40:22damn it
00:40:25hello
00:40:26hey Mr. Bates
00:40:27I have an update on Alan
00:40:28um
00:40:29I can't talk about this now
00:40:31uh
00:40:31meet me at the office
00:40:34I
00:40:35am sorry
00:40:35I have to go
00:40:41Nick
00:40:43what you got?
00:40:45well
00:40:45you remember that Alan Burst
00:40:47that you had me look into?
00:40:48mm-hmm
00:40:48turns out
00:40:49all of his credentials
00:40:50doctored
00:40:52he didn't even go to medical school
00:40:53he didn't even work as a therapist
00:40:55all he did was hop around
00:40:56from therapist's office
00:40:57to therapist's office
00:40:57all throughout the state
00:40:58until their financial records
00:41:00went into the red
00:41:01and then he would mysteriously
00:41:02disappear
00:41:04I knew I smelled the red
00:41:07well well
00:41:09I think it's time we called in
00:41:11Mr. Bates
00:41:11in for a chat
00:41:17Alan
00:41:18hasn't your new girlfriend
00:41:20gave all your money yet?
00:41:22I cannot bet
00:41:24just one step to go
00:41:26if you don't get money
00:41:28within half a month
00:41:31tell the debt to clutter
00:41:33your office address
00:41:35will be my good choice
00:41:39just half a month
00:41:40I swear
00:41:41you better keep your word
00:41:48damn it
00:41:51I gotta get this shit done
00:41:59Alan?
00:41:59Alan?
00:42:00I brought an Italian
00:42:10don't
00:42:10and sir
00:42:12there's more
00:42:13turns out that Mr. Birch
00:42:15has multiple title 9 reports
00:42:17filed against him
00:42:18things got so bad
00:42:20he actually had to drop out
00:42:21of medical school
00:42:21because he had a sexual assault case
00:42:23left against him
00:42:24what?
00:42:25now the sexual assault case
00:42:27was eventually dropped
00:42:27but still it's just
00:42:29well it's not a good look
00:42:31I need to tell Vivian
00:42:37come on
00:42:38come on
00:42:39pick up
00:42:46are you gonna answer that?
00:42:48no
00:42:57can't talk
00:42:58Alan is over
00:42:59fuck
00:43:00he's there right now
00:43:01Nick I gotta go
00:43:03I brought your favorite
00:43:07I'm not really drinking right now
00:43:09don't be ridiculous
00:43:11I remember that back in the college
00:43:13you used to throw your
00:43:14flage
00:43:14yeah well I am kind of
00:43:16coming back
00:43:18really
00:43:19well don't mind if I have some
00:43:21not at all
00:43:22go ahead
00:43:27Vivian I'm glad you let me come over
00:43:30and I've been thinking about us
00:43:32lately
00:43:33really?
00:43:34yeah
00:43:34thinking how we used to be together
00:43:38I miss that
00:43:40me too
00:43:43come on
00:43:44come on
00:43:45come on
00:43:48I've been wondering
00:43:49how
00:43:50you went to the adult products
00:43:53after college
00:43:54considering
00:43:56you are a virgin
00:43:57and everything
00:43:58well I was
00:43:59a virgin
00:44:00when we dated
00:44:02well
00:44:03you're not anymore
00:44:05I thought you were waiting
00:44:06for the right time
00:44:08with the right guy
00:44:09yeah well it kind of just happened
00:44:12Vivian
00:44:12the virgin
00:44:13no more
00:44:14god
00:44:15I always hated
00:44:17that nickname
00:44:18I never understood
00:44:20why it was such a big deal
00:44:22well if you're not waiting
00:44:23for anyone
00:44:26maybe we can be together
00:44:28Alan
00:44:30I kind of would prefer
00:44:32if we just took things slow
00:44:35damn it
00:44:36Vivian
00:44:38are you safe
00:44:39right
00:44:47what the hell are you doing here again
00:44:49why are you here
00:44:51I've warned you before
00:44:54I've warned you before
00:44:56oh my god
00:44:58are you crazy
00:44:59dude
00:45:00what the hell
00:45:01we're just chatting here
00:45:03this guy nearly raped you before
00:45:06and you're defending him
00:45:07what are you talking about
00:45:09we're just friends
00:45:10am I allowed to have friends
00:45:12I just don't want him to trick you
00:45:15what man
00:45:15I know you have
00:45:17biased feelings against me
00:45:18but
00:45:19calm down for a minute
00:45:22quit the nice guy act
00:45:24Alex
00:45:26get
00:45:26out
00:45:28now you want me to leave
00:45:30because of him
00:45:31yeah
00:45:31if you can't be kind to my friends
00:45:33then I would like you to leave
00:45:35Vivian
00:45:36I don't want you to be torn between us
00:45:38okay
00:45:39so
00:45:39don't worry
00:45:41I'm gonna leave
00:45:43you can call me anytime
00:45:45okay
00:45:48what are you still doing here
00:45:50get out
00:45:53it's my obligation to take care of you and our child
00:45:56that was an accident wasn't it
00:45:59it's our responsibility to take care of this child
00:46:02we have to think about what's best for it
00:46:12this vibrator is my newest product
00:46:16it's got a cute design
00:46:18better suited for female aesthetics
00:46:20and anatomy
00:46:21and look it has multiple vibrations and modes
00:46:26who knew something so small could bring so much joy
00:46:30because every woman deserves a little wonder crafted just for her
00:46:38I haven't had a man over in months
00:46:41Lumi Bloom
00:46:42designed with you in mind
00:46:44female joy perfected
00:46:57Amanda what's taking him so long to go off and help
00:46:59Diva I'm surprised he's still sitting down for this one
00:47:02every time she presents
00:47:04he completely does her fault
00:47:06I always probably just think about new ways to insult her
00:47:10that's good
00:47:11the design shows real creativity
00:47:13wait you really actually like it
00:47:19there's still room for improvement
00:47:21and the investment section
00:47:24is a mess totally unreadable
00:47:27but
00:47:29it has potential
00:47:31Aurora will back you 100%
00:47:35meeting is adjourned
00:47:37oh my god they're fucking
00:47:39like rabbits
00:47:43did you actually like it
00:47:45because you usually rip me to shreds in these things
00:47:47I just didn't want to embarrass you in front of everyone
00:47:50it's not good for the baby
00:47:52you know
00:47:53wow
00:47:54okay great
00:47:55noted
00:48:02would it kill you to say something nice
00:48:06Julie
00:48:06Julie
00:48:07can you call the factory
00:48:08and have them send out the samples of the vibrator
00:48:10I sent you the designs
00:48:11sure thing
00:48:14oh wait
00:48:15wait
00:48:15you and Alex
00:48:17right
00:48:19no
00:48:20what makes you say that
00:48:21we asked what happened in that conference room
00:48:24you're not stupid
00:48:31can you keep a secret
00:48:35pregnant
00:48:37keep your voice down
00:48:39girl
00:48:39that's your virgin
00:48:41well it only takes just one time
00:48:43doesn't it
00:48:44who else knows
00:48:46just us
00:48:47so let's keep it that way
00:48:49okay
00:48:50if my parents find out
00:48:51then they will never stop
00:48:52together
00:48:53would that be so bad
00:48:56he doesn't see me that way
00:48:59do you
00:49:01I don't know
00:49:03maybe
00:49:04it doesn't really matter
00:49:06you know I'm just trying to take this one day at a time
00:49:10I have to get back to work
00:49:11so just don't tell anyone
00:49:14okay
00:49:15I'll see you later
00:49:20you alright there sugar
00:49:21yeah
00:49:22you doing okay
00:49:23yeah
00:49:25bitch you know something don't you
00:49:26nah
00:49:27come on spill diva spill
00:49:29come on
00:49:31come on
00:49:32line up
00:49:34okay
00:49:44hey you
00:49:47um look
00:49:49look I
00:49:50I'm sorry for being a dick earlier
00:49:53peace offering
00:49:58thank you
00:49:59he's so hot and cold
00:50:01I never know how he really feels about me
00:50:06pregnant
00:50:08pregnant
00:50:11joy
00:50:11I told you not to tell anyone
00:50:14I only told Nick
00:50:16Nick's my best friend
00:50:17Nick
00:50:18who did you tell
00:50:20I told many
00:50:24many
00:50:24many
00:50:26don't look at me like that like I'm a gossip
00:50:28god forbid a man want to spread joy around here
00:50:33I'm gonna be a grandpa
00:50:35dad
00:50:35dad let's focus
00:50:36no I'm focused
00:50:38on the fact that my daughter found out she's pregnant and didn't tell me
00:50:41mom I was gonna tell you
00:50:43I swear I was
00:50:45I just
00:50:46Alex and I were just trying to figure out what we were gonna do
00:50:50and besides you should be happy you've been trying to push us together forever
00:50:53I am happy
00:50:54but you should have told me
00:50:57look
00:50:57can we talk about this later
00:50:59we're in the middle of work
00:51:01you know
00:51:02for once
00:51:03in his life
00:51:04Alex is right
00:51:06what
00:51:08Vivian
00:51:08Miranda
00:51:09if you are free tonight
00:51:11why don't you
00:51:11come to my place for dinner
00:51:13you guys can enjoy that
00:51:16you are not getting out of this one kiddo
00:51:19we'll be there
00:51:20mom
00:51:21you can't speak for me
00:51:25oh okay we will be there
00:51:30Miranda are you heading my way by any chance
00:51:34split a cap
00:51:36after you
00:51:46Alex cooked all of this himself
00:51:49he's quite the chef isn't he
00:51:50Alex I didn't know you cooked
00:51:53I dabble
00:51:56so when are we gonna set the date for the wedding
00:51:59wedding?
00:52:01mom no
00:52:02you are getting married aren't you?
00:52:05no mom
00:52:05we're not
00:52:07miss Sawyer
00:52:09I don't think this is an appropriate time to be discussing this
00:52:12we haven't talked about this at all
00:52:14and
00:52:15Alex and I weren't in a relationship before I got pregnant
00:52:18we're not in a relationship now
00:52:20so why should we get married?
00:52:22honey
00:52:24you remember how hard it was for me to raise a child as a single mother
00:52:28after your father left this planet
00:52:29don't you?
00:52:30people co-parent without being married all the time
00:52:33Alex have you even asked her yet?
00:52:36no dad
00:52:38well that is not very gentlemanly
00:52:40I thought I raised you better than
00:52:41Mr. Bates
00:52:42is there maybe somewhere I could go that's quiet?
00:52:45I think I need a second
00:52:47of course dear
00:52:50you know Alex's bedroom is right down the hall
00:52:53why don't you just rest in there?
00:52:59take this to her
00:53:01dad she just said she needs a minute
00:53:03now
00:53:09we lock him in
00:53:10we lock him in?
00:53:12that's a good idea
00:53:22what are you doing in here?
00:53:24been sent to bring you this
00:53:27I'm not really hungry
00:53:28I don't think that was the point
00:53:30look I appreciate it
00:53:32but I kind of just want to be alone
00:53:34fine by me
00:53:40the door's locked
00:53:46those assholes
00:53:50dad open the door
00:53:53yeah I
00:53:54really need to go to the restroom
00:53:57there's a bathroom in there love
00:53:58we'll let you out in the morning
00:54:00looks like we're stuck here
00:54:03look
00:54:04just take the bed
00:54:05and I'll sleep on the floor
00:54:06don't be ridiculous
00:54:08we've shared a bed before
00:54:11fine
00:54:40don't worry
00:54:41I'll be a perfect gentleman
00:54:43get a grip
00:54:44this is ridiculous
00:54:46is she scared of me
00:54:48or just
00:54:49disgusted
00:54:54what are you doing?
00:54:59you should drink this
00:55:01you haven't had enough water today
00:55:02fine
00:55:10go to sleep
00:55:11go to sleep
00:55:13did you think I was going to
00:55:15wait
00:55:27she looks like a doll
00:55:28what's wrong
00:55:30what's wrong with me?
00:55:30why is my heart racing?
00:55:32do I actually have feelings for this girl?
00:55:35but she's always fighting me
00:55:37never listens
00:55:38she doesn't feel the same
00:55:42relax
00:55:43she's just asleep
00:55:44don't overthink it
00:55:46Jesus Christ
00:55:47this girl's got a grip
00:55:52relax
00:55:53is
00:55:54is she dreaming about me?
00:56:06uh
00:56:07hi
00:56:07yeah
00:56:08Viv
00:56:08sorry again about yesterday
00:56:10look
00:56:11I just got a call from the investor
00:56:12he's interested in meeting you today
00:56:14holy shit
00:56:15holy shit
00:56:16what is it?
00:56:18can you be at the office in 30 minutes?
00:56:20make it 40
00:56:21stall him
00:56:23I have to go
00:56:27Scott?
00:56:28please
00:56:29call me David
00:56:30you must be Vivian
00:56:31Julie
00:56:31let me in
00:56:32I hope that's okay
00:56:33a thousand percent
00:56:34um
00:56:35did you get here okay?
00:56:36yeah
00:56:36no problems
00:56:37oh right
00:56:38so this is our project data
00:56:39and we would really appreciate it
00:56:41if you'd help us
00:56:42with the prototyping
00:56:43hmm
00:56:43well
00:56:44I can see why Alan
00:56:46speaks so highly of you
00:56:47this is excellent
00:56:48Alan
00:56:49was the one who
00:56:50told you to invest in me?
00:56:51he did?
00:56:52he told me how remarkable you are
00:56:53and based on what I see here
00:56:55he's telling the truth
00:56:57well I guess I have to thank him
00:56:58you know to be honest
00:57:00this meeting is just a formality
00:57:01I already know I want to collaborate with you
00:57:04and in fact
00:57:05I want to get Lumi Bloom on the shelves by the end of the month
00:57:08is that for you?
00:57:09oh my god
00:57:09really?
00:57:10yeah
00:57:11wow I really appreciate it
00:57:13wow I really appreciate it Mr. Scott
00:57:13I won't let you down
00:57:15call me David
00:57:15and I'm sure I won't regret anything
00:57:18now I've got to run to another meeting
00:57:19now I'll have my people send over the paperwork later today
00:57:22and I'll be in touch
00:57:29hey
00:57:29are you finished with work?
00:57:31and
00:57:31do you have time for a date?
00:57:34Alan
00:57:34I never expected you to go to such lengths to help me
00:57:37say my thanks for later
00:57:38because I have ordered us a meal
00:57:40should we go?
00:57:45and to you
00:57:50honestly Alan I'm just really grateful that you're able to get me an investor
00:57:54I
00:57:55you really don't have to do any of
00:57:57I believe you understand my feelings for you
00:57:59I like you
00:58:00okay
00:58:00and you're an exceptional woman
00:58:02I am confident that you will succeed
00:58:04do you really think that?
00:58:05yes of course
00:58:06come on
00:58:07I know the contract with David
00:58:09timeline is tight
00:58:10and you're under a lot of pressure
00:58:12so
00:58:13this is why
00:58:13I have arranged a contact for you
00:58:15with
00:58:16New York's top tier factory
00:58:17so you can deliver in time
00:58:19and in full volume
00:58:20oh my god
00:58:21Alan that's amazing
00:58:22I don't even
00:58:23I don't even know what to say
00:58:24I was so stressed out about that
00:58:26um
00:58:27gosh I don't even know how to begin to repay you
00:58:32you know how to repay me
00:58:34um honey
00:58:37are you
00:58:38sure the kids are gone?
00:58:40oh I'm sure
00:58:42and
00:58:42Vivian's new toys
00:58:44are all in this office
00:58:45and let me just tell you
00:58:47my daughter
00:58:48is a genius
00:58:50her creations
00:58:52flawless
00:58:53say no more
00:58:54I am
00:58:55picking up
00:58:57what you are laying down
00:58:59do we have to do it laying down?
00:59:01oh
00:59:03Vivian
00:59:04dad
00:59:08Miranda?
00:59:09what are you two doing here?
00:59:11oh god
00:59:12I told you there were rats in the office
00:59:13I told her to get an exterminator
00:59:15but she never listens to me
00:59:16don't worry
00:59:16don't worry
00:59:17I was voted number one ratter
00:59:18in my frat days back in Yale
00:59:19I got you
00:59:20wait wait
00:59:21where's Vivian?
00:59:22I thought we were supposed to have an investment meeting
00:59:24oh uh
00:59:25you really said she just
00:59:27she just left
00:59:28and listen
00:59:29son
00:59:29I need you
00:59:31to open your eyes
00:59:33Vivian is a very attractive young woman
00:59:35and she has plenty
00:59:36of suitors
00:59:37oh damn it
00:59:39is it the same Alan again?
00:59:44you two are not allowed
00:59:46out of Vivian's office
00:59:47okay?
00:59:48hey
00:59:48hey
00:59:49sure
00:59:53take these to go
01:00:01I'm sorry Alan
01:00:02I just
01:00:03I really just see you as a good father
01:00:05come on
01:00:05just give me another chance
01:00:07I mean
01:00:07if we met
01:00:08since we met again
01:00:09I think fate has brought us together
01:00:12for a reason
01:00:12to the girl that I love
01:00:15look
01:00:17Vivian
01:00:19I have to come forward
01:00:20about my feelings for you
01:00:21I can't keep hiding it
01:00:23if I ask you to marry me
01:00:26will you say yes?
01:00:28Alan
01:00:30I don't understand
01:00:31why you can't just say yes?
01:00:33deep down I know
01:00:34you have feelings for me
01:00:37what is it?
01:00:38is it because of the other guy?
01:00:40Alex?
01:00:41no
01:00:41no there's nothing between me and Alex
01:00:44I don't have feelings for him
01:00:48then what's the issue?
01:00:49if you marry me
01:00:51I will make you happy
01:00:53I'm sorry
01:00:54Alan
01:00:56I'm pregnant with Alex's baby
01:00:59what?
01:01:00yeah
01:01:01so whether or not Alex
01:01:03loves me or not
01:01:04it doesn't really matter
01:01:05because we're raising the baby together
01:01:07but we can always be really good
01:01:10work friends
01:01:10right?
01:01:12you're right Vivian
01:01:14absolutely right
01:01:41what is Alex doing?
01:01:44no I need to focus on work
01:01:48but I haven't been able to reach in for the entire day
01:01:51I just hope nothing's wrong
01:02:04Alex what are you doing at my doorstep
01:02:07and why do you smell like a vat of wine?
01:02:11shhh
01:02:12where's the diamond ring huh?
01:02:14did you follow me?
01:02:16I don't even have feelings for you
01:02:18after all you don't love me
01:02:19I don't love you
01:02:20we're just parents to a child
01:02:23exactly
01:02:23then why are you here?
01:02:26go back to your wine jar and soak it
01:02:44did you say yes to his proposal?
01:02:47I refused
01:02:51I jacked a little too much
01:02:53maybe I'll forget about it tomorrow
01:03:09I can't believe the Lumi Bloom pre-sale already sold out
01:03:12hasn't even hit the stores yet
01:03:14Viv, don't freak out
01:03:16someone's dragging us online right now
01:03:18what?
01:03:19they're claiming the Invisible Man columns are defective
01:03:21something about harmful ingredients
01:03:23that's bullshit
01:03:25it hasn't even come out yet
01:03:26and we have quality inspection reports
01:03:28this can't be real
01:03:29issue a statement and track the IP
01:03:31we need to find out who's behind this
01:03:34Vivian
01:03:35Nick just told me what happened
01:03:37our IT guys are looking into the article's origin
01:03:40I just don't understand who wanna fuck with us like this
01:03:42this can't be happening
01:03:43this is my first major product rollout
01:03:46did you do a proper quality check on the launch product?
01:03:49of course
01:03:50the quality's solid
01:03:51what about the factory?
01:03:52could they have been making defective versions?
01:03:55no
01:03:56Alan was the one who recommended it to me
01:03:57before
01:04:00fuck
01:04:01Julie
01:04:03issue that statement
01:04:04okay
01:04:04we need everyone to know
01:04:05that Aurora Group does not condone
01:04:07the use of harmful chemicals in our product
01:04:08and Nick
01:04:10call our investors
01:04:11and tell them what's going on
01:04:12okay
01:04:13we can't let this get ahead of us
01:04:15what about you?
01:04:19I'm gonna make sure that this never happens again
01:04:27what's up babes?
01:04:30you unimaginable bastard
01:04:33if you'll wash your mind
01:04:34did you intentionally send me to the worst factory in North America?
01:04:39or did you just pay everyone to fuck everything up?
01:04:42this is hot tea
01:04:43and this is Egyptian cotton
01:04:45you broke that article
01:04:47didn't you?
01:04:48I don't know what you're talking about
01:04:52I don't know what you're talking about
01:04:53what the fuck is your problem?
01:04:55huh?
01:04:57I was doing you a favor
01:04:58I don't know who's behind those article issues
01:05:01maybe
01:05:02maybe he was just designing a shitty fucking product
01:05:04oh yeah?
01:05:05your mom's a shitty product
01:05:07you fucking fat gold
01:05:08that's enough
01:05:09that's enough
01:05:10did you punch me?
01:05:11yeah I know
01:05:11do it again
01:05:12oh right right
01:05:13calm down
01:05:15you better take down that article okay?
01:05:18or I'm gonna sue you for defamation
01:05:20if you were lucky
01:05:21I don't know where you live
01:05:22or I'd come to your house
01:05:23and I'd curb stop your fucking faces
01:05:26look I think you've made your point
01:05:28let's get out of here yeah?
01:05:31yeah
01:05:32let's go
01:05:35women right?
01:05:37you're both crazy
01:05:47hey
01:05:48relax
01:05:49now that Alex has been taking care of
01:05:51we just need the IT guys to pull through
01:05:54everything's gonna be okay
01:05:55the stress isn't good for-
01:05:57yeah it's not good for the baby
01:05:58I know
01:06:04IT just confirmed the IP address belonged to Alex Birch
01:06:07they took down the article
01:06:10hopefully
01:06:10too much damage hasn't been done
01:06:12so bad
01:06:14I
01:06:15I need to schedule a new product launch
01:06:17hang on
01:06:18this statement has not cleared us up yet
01:06:21launching a new product might make the backlash worse
01:06:23Alex I can't just sit here and do nothing
01:06:25you said it yourself
01:06:27I know how to market
01:06:28I know how to sell a product
01:06:30I can get you a place and time but
01:06:33I can't promise the investors will come
01:06:35you don't have to
01:06:37leave that to me
01:06:43you know they're streaming this like a lotion that's started
01:06:47Vivian can't explain the product's issues
01:06:49her crew is over
01:06:50get it together Viv
01:06:52you've got this
01:06:53just focus
01:06:58hello everyone
01:06:59I am Vivian Sawyer
01:07:01the founder of Invisible Man and Louis Bloom product
01:07:04Vivian
01:07:04did you know your product almost killed someone?
01:07:07that statement has been proven to be false and inflammatory
01:07:10our reporters are working on clearing it up
01:07:12our materials list is on the website
01:07:15selling defective products can lead to prison time
01:07:18are you ready for jail?
01:07:19Aurora products are safe
01:07:21then explain the viral reports about your dangerous products
01:07:24I'm trying to if you just stop
01:07:28interrupting
01:07:37these are our product reports
01:07:39along with a statement from the original author
01:07:42claiming that his statement was false
01:07:44she's telling the truth
01:07:45Aurora products are completely safe
01:07:49she always did know how to handle herself
01:07:52she's lying
01:07:55invisible man products are dangerous
01:07:57it almost killed my girlfriend
01:07:59what?
01:08:00tell us more
01:08:04me and my girlfriend we both used the product
01:08:06and we both had a rash
01:08:09Ms. Sawyer explain yourself
01:08:11well I'm trying to just everyone calm down
01:08:15don't listen to him
01:08:16everyone stop
01:08:18wow
01:08:22Vivian and I have used the invisible man products ourselves
01:08:25I can testify
01:08:26they are completely safe
01:08:30is he insane?
01:08:32the invisible man brand was funded by my
01:08:36fiancee
01:08:37we've posted online the quality reports
01:08:39proof that the products are safe
01:08:42now if anyone tries to spread more lies
01:08:45they will have to face the Aurora's legal team
01:08:48until they are bankrupt
01:08:52fiancee
01:08:53don't worry
01:08:53I'm here
01:08:55now if you'll excuse us
01:08:56Mr. Alex
01:08:58Mr. Alex
01:08:59Mr. Alex
01:08:59where would the wedding be?
01:09:02have you said a date?
01:09:03jump
01:09:05don't worry
01:09:06I'll take good care of you both
01:09:08no I can't hear you right?
01:09:11she
01:09:13what?
01:09:14she is a she
01:09:15not an it
01:09:16how do you know it's a girl?
01:09:18could be a boy
01:09:20it's definitely a daughter
01:09:21I've always wanted a daughter
01:09:23and I'd love to have a little you running around
01:09:28um
01:09:30I'm
01:09:31I'm
01:09:31pretty hungry
01:09:32you think we could stop somewhere?
01:09:34okay
01:09:34what do you want to eat?
01:09:36pull off at that burger joint at the house?
01:09:40burger Vivian
01:09:41your body's a temple
01:09:42you need to be eating healthy
01:09:44the baby needs nutrition
01:09:45I know you are not telling a pregnant woman what to eat
01:09:49listen
01:09:50anything else
01:09:51I'll get you anything else
01:09:53I
01:09:55want
01:09:56a burger
01:09:57anything
01:09:59else
01:10:04that punch actually hurt
01:10:06I hope you learned a very valuable lesson today
01:10:10has he always been this cute?
01:10:14so we're
01:10:15really getting married?
01:10:17if
01:10:18that's what you want
01:10:20I had to tell everyone
01:10:23yeah
01:10:24for the company
01:10:25well
01:10:26of course it was for the
01:10:28company
01:10:30right
01:10:31I mean we can have separate rooms
01:10:34we don't have to have a
01:10:35traditional marriage
01:10:36can we talk about something else?
01:10:37oh
01:10:38um
01:10:40okay
01:10:40okay
01:10:48we're gonna ask you to get a real last name
01:10:50I'll be trying to get a real last name
01:10:55mom?
01:10:57mr. bates?
01:10:58there it is
01:10:58i just got
01:10:59thank you so much
01:11:00yeah
01:11:01what are you two doing here?
01:11:03i uh
01:11:04i uh
01:11:04we got you a
01:11:05a swarming gift
01:11:06honey
01:11:07a swarming gift
01:11:08but i'm not moving
01:11:09uh
01:11:10i guess of course you are
01:11:11you're having a child together
01:11:13so you're gonna be moving in together
01:11:14it's better for the child
01:11:17here
01:11:19have a seat
01:11:22i got you this
01:11:26that's a company black car
01:11:28you spend as you like
01:11:29and there are villas across the country
01:11:31sports cars
01:11:32you
01:11:33live wherever you want
01:11:34drive whatever you want
01:11:37Vivian
01:11:38you and
01:11:40our grandchild
01:11:41will want for nothing
01:11:43this is
01:11:45it's too much
01:11:47Richard
01:11:48i just caught them a bottle of wine and some flowers
01:11:51are you sure this isn't too much?
01:11:53it's nothing
01:11:55Vivian
01:11:55you are like a daughter
01:11:56to me now
01:11:57you're too kind
01:12:00alex
01:12:00why don't you
01:12:01help her get her stuff
01:12:03oh no
01:12:04we'll
01:12:04i'll move later
01:12:05okay
01:12:06well i have
01:12:08hired a physician
01:12:09and
01:12:10a nutritionist
01:12:11and a
01:12:11beautician
01:12:12and a housekeeping staff
01:12:14on call 24-7
01:12:15whatever you need
01:12:16mr. bates
01:12:17no
01:12:17please
01:12:18Vivian
01:12:18call me dad
01:12:22well
01:12:23i'm just
01:12:24really honored
01:12:25to be a part of this family
01:12:27and we are thrilled to have you
01:12:28isn't that right son?
01:12:39what's this?
01:12:40thought you could use silly
01:12:41why are you being so sweet all of a sudden?
01:12:43you know if i didn't know any better i think you'd like me
01:12:47it's for the baby Vivian
01:12:50baby
01:12:57got your bath
01:12:58shut up
01:13:00everyone can sit
01:13:05you're right
01:13:07come again?
01:13:09you're right
01:13:09i like him
01:13:13girl what?
01:13:15tell him
01:13:16why are you acting like this is some arranged marriage
01:13:18you're having his kid
01:13:19just grow up and tell him how you feel
01:13:22yeah cause that went so well last time
01:13:24sorry
01:13:28hey alex i was just wondering if you want to
01:13:32no
01:13:33that's
01:13:33stupid
01:13:35um
01:13:37alex
01:13:37i think you're great
01:13:39and i was wondering if maybe you and me
01:13:43Vivian
01:13:45um
01:13:46what are you doing here?
01:13:48well i was just stopping by to say hi
01:13:50how are ya?
01:13:52um
01:13:53i'm a little busy right now
01:13:55um
01:13:55can we talk later?
01:13:57busy doing what?
01:13:58i was uh
01:14:01asking stacey anderson to prom
01:14:03and i think she might say yes
01:14:07but
01:14:08i could ask some of my friends
01:14:09and i'm sure there'll be more
01:14:11i can find my own prom date
01:14:18oh for god's sake Vivian that was high school
01:14:22i'm not gonna risk it
01:14:23i skipped prom
01:14:24heard from a friend that he had a blast
01:14:27hooked up with some freshman girl in the bathroom
01:14:29i met alan in college
01:14:31and
01:14:31well alex
01:14:34you know he probably hates me for ruining his life
01:14:37trapping him with a baby
01:14:38yeah
01:14:39because all men make their coworkers a special habit
01:14:42when they get pregnant
01:14:43get a great bitch
01:15:02hey
01:15:03you need me?
01:15:05um
01:15:07so
01:15:07i have a friend
01:15:08who doesn't know how to tell a girl that he's in love with her
01:15:12what should he do?
01:15:15sup
01:15:16you like Vivian?
01:15:18what?
01:15:22what?
01:15:25come on don't be ridiculous
01:15:26i'm talking about
01:15:28my friend here
01:15:29alex
01:15:58alex
01:15:59can you have two bouquets of a dozen roses sent to Vivian's office?
01:16:04so your friend loves Vivian
01:16:06so your friend loves Vivian
01:16:10Nick get out of my office
01:16:12hmm
01:16:16shit
01:16:18i hope this works
01:16:23i have a present for you
01:16:27what?
01:16:28who?
01:16:29who sent these?
01:16:30i don't know
01:16:31but they sent two
01:16:37a diamond ring?
01:16:39nick
01:16:41you're welcome
01:16:43nick
01:16:43you sneaky bastard
01:16:45now what do i do?
01:16:47i mean it is
01:16:48it looks like an engagement ring
01:16:51since it's yours i put it on
01:16:55alex did you send me these flowers?
01:16:57i sent you the flowers but um
01:17:00are you gonna propose?
01:17:04i thought we were already engaged
01:17:05so why go through the trouble of surprising me at work and getting me a ring?
01:17:10no proposal is better than a half-assed one
01:17:12you know you're
01:17:14the first woman in romance history to get pissed off at a diamond ring
01:17:18oh
01:17:19so sorry i have standards
01:17:21just
01:17:23put the damn ring on
01:17:24do it right
01:17:27fine
01:17:36no
01:17:44no
01:17:44no
01:17:44no
01:17:44no
01:17:44no
01:17:44no
01:17:44no
01:17:44no
01:17:44no
01:17:50no
01:17:51no
01:17:51no
01:17:51no
01:17:51no
01:17:51no
01:17:51no
01:17:54i don't know
01:17:55i just
01:17:56i guess i thought it would be different
01:17:58i've been dreaming of this moment ever since i was a little girl
01:18:01and
01:18:03this is
01:18:05it's all for show
01:18:06No, you don't even like me, so you shouldn't be proposing.
01:18:09Who said I didn't like you?
01:18:12What?
01:18:13Babe, I've liked you since we were kids.
01:18:17Look, I know you're just trying to make this easier, but you really don't have to lie to me.
01:18:22In fact, I would rather you didn't.
01:18:24I swear to God, I wanted to ask you to prom, but I was too shy to say anything,
01:18:30so I took Stacey Anderson because her boyfriend was out of state.
01:18:36We hung out at the punch bowl all night.
01:18:39It's you, babe.
01:18:43It's always been you.
01:18:46She's always been such an asshole to me.
01:18:50You know, I've always been hard with the emotional stuff,
01:18:55and you're kind of hard to talk to, Vivian.
01:18:58Okay, that's not true. I am...
01:19:00It's true, you are.
01:19:02Traitor.
01:19:03I'll just... I'll go.
01:19:09So, will you marry me?
01:19:17Oh, my God. Hold on.
01:19:25I have an investor's meeting in ten minutes downtown at the cafe.
01:19:29Can we talk about this later?
01:19:31Let me take you.
01:19:32No, it's fine. I got it, but let's put a pin in this, okay?
01:19:37Thank you for the flowers.
01:19:40They're beautiful.
01:20:09Ha!
01:20:12Where am I?
01:20:14Where am I?
01:20:14Help!
01:20:15Is anyone there?
01:20:18Edwin, what's going on?
01:20:22Vivian, I like you.
01:20:25I really do.
01:20:28I think I've even fallen in love with you a little bit there.
01:20:34Alan, you don't have to do anything that you're going to regret, okay?
01:20:39That solely depends on you.
01:20:43I mean, why did you choose him over me?
01:20:47Maybe because he's richer than me?
01:20:49Hmm?
01:20:52I didn't take you far, the shallow girl.
01:20:54Alan, this isn't...
01:20:56This isn't about Alex.
01:20:57It's always about Alex.
01:21:00Don't worry.
01:21:01He's not going to fight us anymore.
01:21:03He won't bother us.
01:21:05What are you going to do to him?
01:21:10Something I should have done a long time ago.
01:21:13I'm going to make you mine.
01:21:15I'm going to make you of me.
01:21:17You're insane.
01:21:23What?
01:21:26You can dish it out.
01:21:29But you can't take it.
01:21:31Hit for hit.
01:21:32Hit for tat, babes.
01:21:34Come on, tat.
01:21:35Fuck you!
01:21:38I know you kind of like that stuff.
01:21:41You like bad boys.
01:21:44We'll hear later.
01:21:46You can't make me love you.
01:21:50Maybe.
01:21:51Maybe not.
01:21:53But I can make you mine.
01:22:03That's weird.
01:22:05Vivian!
01:22:10Nick!
01:22:11I installed a tracker on Vivian's phone.
01:22:13I need you to go to my office laptop and check her location now.
01:22:16I'm on it.
01:22:18See, I know you had a thing for Alex from the beginning since we were kids.
01:22:23You always gave him.
01:22:25You didn't give me any time.
01:22:29I did everything for you.
01:22:31I don't want to worship you, but it was never enough!
01:22:35Hmm?
01:22:36Why did you choose him over me?
01:22:39Tell me.
01:22:40I can make anything happen for you.
01:22:42Just tell me what you want.
01:22:47You're psychotic.
01:22:53Say you love me.
01:22:55I despise you.
01:22:58Look at me.
01:22:59Look at me.
01:23:01Say you love me.
01:23:04Love me!
01:23:07I love that you will never have the satisfaction of hearing me say those words and so forth.
01:23:19It's Alex, isn't it?
01:23:22You love him.
01:23:24Yeah.
01:23:25I do.
01:23:27When did this happen?
01:23:28Since we were kids.
01:23:30It's always been him.
01:23:32It's always been him.
01:23:38Say you love me.
01:23:39Say I'm the only one you love.
01:23:42Say it!
01:23:43Shut up!
01:23:45No!
01:23:50It's okay.
01:23:52I like it a bit rough.
01:23:54You make me sick!
01:23:57I'll give you.
01:23:58Open up.
01:23:59No.
01:24:00No, please stop!
01:24:02No one's gonna find you here.
01:24:03Help me!
01:24:04No one's gonna find you!
01:24:06Just touch you!
01:24:07Alex, help!
01:24:09Vivian!
01:24:10You motherfucker!
01:24:13Come on!
01:24:15Come on!
01:24:16Come on!
01:24:19Alex, Alex, you're gonna kill him.
01:24:24Alex, stop!
01:24:26Look at me!
01:24:26Look at me, baby!
01:24:29Baby, baby!
01:24:29It's done!
01:24:30You got him!
01:24:31Right in hell!
01:24:40You came.
01:24:42Always.
01:24:44I'm gonna be late for my meeting.
01:24:52Vivian, I know this is not how you imagined it, but I have a question to ask you.
01:24:57Yeah.
01:25:18Tell me again when you knew.
01:25:22Right when you moved in next door.
01:25:24We were eight, we were eight, we had pigtails and a little teddy bear.
01:25:29And when you got out of your mom's SUV, I knew there'd be no other girl for me.
01:25:34What?
01:25:36Do you love me?
01:25:38I told you a million times.
01:25:40And I'll say it again.
01:25:43I love you.
01:25:44I'll probably ask a million more.
01:25:47Let's go down.
01:26:05What a wonderful honeymoon.
01:26:06Well, enjoy it while it lasts, honey.
01:26:08Soon enough, we'll be back taking care of the twins again.
01:26:14Darling, Vivian designed some new products, so we could maybe...
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