00:08Your Highness, welcome to America.
00:16Prince Philip, we must return to Lavinia.
00:21You simply cannot just escape your country and your royal duties.
00:25According to my mother, my royal duties include marrying someone who only loves me for my
00:31crown.
00:32A romantic.
00:37Sir, as your valet, I must insist we go home.
00:41It's not safe here in America.
00:43The crime, the wild people, I hear everyone here owns a gun.
00:48Geoffrey, relax.
00:50No one knows who I am here.
00:52It's perfect.
01:02I think I'm going to like America.
01:05Oh, it's your mother.
01:07The Queen.
01:09Don't answer.
01:10I have to answer, sir.
01:11I'm not getting beheaded.
01:13She's the Queen.
01:16Your Majesty.
01:18Geoffrey, stop snivelling.
01:20I know exactly where you are.
01:21But my son, um.
01:23Good.
01:24Here we go.
01:25I heard that.
01:26Put him on speaker.
01:28Listen.
01:29It's for you.
01:38Why, hello, Mother.
01:42Hello, Philip.
01:43Did you really think you were going to run away without telling your father and me?
01:47Running away?
01:49Running away?
01:49Don't you think that's a little bit harsh?
01:50Let's simply call it a vacation, Mother.
01:53An American vacation.
01:56Nonsense.
01:56I know exactly why you're there.
01:59You are trying to run away from your royal duty of getting married.
02:03Mother, we've been through this.
02:06I refuse to spend the rest of my life married to some snobby aristocrat.
02:10I want to find a normal girl, someone who loves me for me.
02:14Oh, and just who are you?
02:19You are a prince.
02:21A prince who, whether he likes it or not, is getting married.
02:27Geoffrey?
02:28Please clear Philip's schedule today.
02:30He will be having a busy afternoon at the Bel Air Hotel.
02:36Busy afternoon?
02:38How does she know we're at the Bel Air Hotel?
02:41Oh, the palace just sent your itinerary.
02:46Oh, my goodness.
02:49What now?
02:51Nineteen bachelorettes, scheduled back-to-back in precisely one hour at the hotel bar.
02:57And they're all of European aristocracy.
03:02Nineteen?
03:04Nineteen?
03:05She's impossible.
03:09Excuse me, sir.
03:11Mother wants me to go on a date with these women.
03:12I'll do it.
03:13But with a catch.
03:16I will give you $1,000 for that delightful outfit of yours.
03:21Would you prefer his suit or mine?
03:27I'll do it.
03:32I'll do it.
03:37Sir, with all due respect, you look awful.
03:43Thank you, Geoffrey.
03:44That's the point.
03:45The sooner I get rid of these women, the sooner I can find my bride.
03:54Some girl names Philip.
03:59You down to party?
04:01You're Philip?
04:02The Prince of Livania?
04:04Sorry, just a little bit.
04:07Hi.
04:08Nah, girl.
04:09Princes can't be token.
04:13My god, you were repulsive. There's no way you're a prince.
04:20Listen, I've been chilling with my homies on my vacay. Surfing, cruising, sleeping.
04:29And I'm most deaf for we owes the prince.
04:37What was that?
04:40One down. Eighteen to go.
04:45And after university, I went to be with my horses in Scotland.
04:50But I couldn't stand all the peasants there. So I moved to Mallorca.
04:55But I forgot how unsophisticated the Spanish can be.
05:01When you become king of Lavinia, how big will your inheritance be?
05:06She has a boyfriend. She has a boyfriend.
05:12And speaking of inheritance, what will my bonus structure look like if we get married?
05:18Yes. How many millions are we talking here?
05:24Jeffery!
05:27I suddenly felt the overwhelming urge to wash my hands.
05:32Will you excuse me?
05:36Jeffery, no, no. Being normal, Jeffery, we can get to the washroom by myself.
05:39Just...
05:40Okay, why?
05:50Maggie, can you believe it? I've always dreamed of getting married and it's actually happening?
05:55With a dream guy? Doesn't get better than that.
05:59Speaking of dream guy, where's Devon?
06:03Hmm. I don't know. I was looking for him earlier. Maybe... I think he went outside. He was feeling a
06:10little overwhelmed with all the wedding planning.
06:13Well, he shouldn't be. And neither should you, boss.
06:18Maggie, don't call me boss.
06:21You're here as my best friend. And maid of honor.
06:24Not an employee, okay?
06:26Well, as your best friend, I would like to remind you to look at your giant ring!
06:32You are the luckiest girl I know.
06:34Your life is a low-key fairy tale. What could possibly go wrong?
06:39Yeah.
06:40Okay.
06:43Okay.
06:44Okay.
06:54Not here. Then I could see.
06:55How about we need somewhere more private?
06:57Yeah.
06:57Maybe in the bathroom in 10?
07:00Can't wait, babe.
07:07Oh, my God.
07:18I'm so sorry. Did I get you?
07:24No. No, I'm fine.
07:26Oh, just in case. Take this.
07:30Thank you, but it looks really special.
07:34That's all right. You're getting married, right?
07:38Consider this your something borrowed.
07:41After you get married, you can give it back to me.
07:44Whoever it is, he is one lucky man.
07:49Thanks.
08:07Help me!
08:08I got your baby right here.
08:17Oh my god, that's that woman's fiancée.
08:21Screwing in the loo?
08:23What a bastard.
08:24If I were her, I'd want to know.
08:30Get it, baby.
08:31Pop me like a bike tire.
08:33Pop me!
08:34Oh, I got your baby right here.
08:39Oh, this is cute.
08:42I love that.
08:45Devin and I are thrilled to have all of you here.
08:50I would like to thank my father, Michael, for hosting this engagement party.
08:56And of course, my dearest stepmother, Jessica, and my stepsister, Regina, for making this
09:02evening special as well.
09:03That's her stepsister?
09:04Bloody hell, what a country.
09:06We actually have a little surprise for everyone.
09:09As you all know, Devin and I love taking our trips.
09:12So, I've decided to make a little montage of all of our adventures together.
09:18Thanks.
09:27Hey, there's been a mix-up.
09:29I'm a friend of Anna's from university.
09:31Could you play this video instead?
09:34Sure.
09:36Thanks.
09:37So much.
09:43Oh, get it, baby.
09:45Pop me like a bike tire.
09:47Not me.
09:47Oh, I got your baby right here.
09:51What the hell is this?
09:54I'm going to go, oh, my goodness.
09:56A little緊張 from business.
09:56What are you doing?
09:57How about the transition?
09:57Yeah.
09:58I'm not even realizing that it is a little bit different.
09:59If you, I do not know what you have to do.
09:59You're a little bit different.
10:00But there's a little bit different, and I get there.
10:02You
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