00:00Let's see what this baby can do
00:06Okay, I gotta go. Thanks for taking care of her dad. She loves having you around.
00:10Hit it at the bottom of the ball. Really hot.
00:16That looks fun.
00:18Your mom ever tell you it's your old Papa, Oma, and the greatest amusement parks of all time?
00:23Those days were different. There weren't so many rules.
00:27Your mom would come for the summer.
00:28Boogie!
00:29Hi!
00:30Baby dog!
00:31Even back then she was the voice of reason.
00:33You're the lifeguard. Shouldn't we be facing the water?
00:37Let God sort him out.
00:41What's our attendance today? Down about 45%.
00:44What?
00:45I suppose you probably heard you got some competition in town.
00:48They got roller coasters and a chairlift that actually works.
00:51This is our home. We can't just let somebody take it.
00:54Damn it!
00:56Ow!
00:58What this place needs is an excitement enema. We're going to make this place fast and loose.
01:04Oh-oh!
01:04Every ride.
01:05Ah!
01:05Steady go!
01:07Every attraction.
01:09Go!
01:09No rules, no speed limits.
01:11Just pure fun.
01:13That sounds kind of dangerous.
01:14Let's see what this baby can do.
01:15Ready, steady, go!
01:22The new action point is now open! Free beer for everybody!
01:34We need something to do these little bastards.
01:37Like the petting zoo.
01:38Hold my beer!
01:39Ow! Ow!
01:40Ow!
01:42Ow!
01:44Ow!
01:53Ow!
01:58Ow!
02:04Oh, my God, there's more where that came from.
02:14When I was younger, I could do four of these at a time.
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