00:11That day, I discovered rats had broken into my grain storage.
00:15I grabbed my shotgun and went in to check things out.
00:19I shot one dead with a single round.
00:22This rat was actually carrying a weapon made of bones.
00:25Out of nowhere, a group of armed rats raised their crossbows and aimed straight at me.
00:29Never in my wildest dreams did I think rats could use weapons.
00:32I bolted out of there and immediately called a pest control company.
00:35When the sales rep saw the rat's equipment, he didn't even flinch.
00:39He explained that as Earth's environment deteriorated, rats had evolved their own civilization.
00:44He recommended a fully automated laser cannon system equipped with precision sensors
00:48that could take down an elephant from a kilometer away, but then disaster struck.
00:52My cat, who I had had for years, got caught in the crossfire and was killed by the laser cannon.
00:57I was heartbroken and put up a little grave marker for her.
01:00The company gave me a discount as compensation.
01:03The laser cannon got to work.
01:05Every morning I'd wake up to flashes of laser light and the smell of burning flesh,
01:08but the rats quickly destroyed the surveillance system.
01:11You clever little bastard.
01:13I contacted the pest control company again, threatening to leave them a terrible review.
01:18The sales rep panicked and immediately upgraded my equipment, this time with a robotic steel scorpion.
01:22The scorpion was brutally efficient, and soon there were piles of bodies at my doorstep.
01:27The rats tried to flee, but the scorpion chased every single one down, hurling them into the air before riddling
01:32them with bullets.
01:33It was absolutely savage.
01:35A few days later, the scorpion's firepower even shot leaned through my wine glass.
01:39I was furious.
01:41I grabbed my shotgun and stormed into the warehouse.
01:44What I saw blew my mind.
01:45The rats had converted a lawn mower into a tank and were locked in fierce combat with the scorpion.
02:00The rat soldiers were battered and bleeding, but they refused to surrender.
02:04This was a completely one-sided war.
02:06I got splattered with blood from head to toe.
02:09The rat leader drove the lawn mower straight at the scorpion, determined to take it down.
02:15It hit me right then.
02:16This was like a world war.
02:17The scorpion got knocked down, but crawled back up, still hellbent on completing its mission.
02:22The rat leader grabbed his weapon, ready for one final stand.
02:25At that critical moment, I fired and destroyed the scorpion.
02:30The rat leader looked at me with something like,
02:32I had saved them to thank me.
02:34The rats offered me some wine they'd brewed themselves.
02:37That's when it finally clicked.
02:39This wasn't pest control.
02:40This was one civilization slaughtering another.
02:44What the hell?
02:46That's good.
02:48As the sun set, we raised our glasses together.
02:52From that day forward, we became friends.
02:54To live Lost League in Life until welradium Com stan.
02:54It was a very good trying to New West.
02:54The humans played a Real место.
02:54That's the truth.
02:54Our times acts as a stalwart thanking minors and the sea.
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