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00:00:00Hey birthday girl, my brother said you missed your date with him last night.
00:00:21What happened?
00:00:26Oh my god, who the fuck did I marry?
00:00:43Get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in the car, oh my god, oh my god, hi, I miss you.
00:01:00Okay, seatbelt, buckle up, buckle up.
00:01:08You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:01:10Your new car smells really good, by the way.
00:01:13And so familiar.
00:01:15Ugh, it's my older brother's car.
00:01:17Mine is in the shop.
00:01:18I didn't realize you had another brother.
00:01:20Wish I didn't.
00:01:21But let's talk about how you blew off my other brother, Pierce.
00:01:27Seriously, Elle, what happened?
00:01:33How am I supposed to tell her that I got married in Vegas last night to someone I don't even know?
00:01:41Are you just totally freaking out because all of our friends are married, Elle?
00:01:46You are gonna die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:01:49Kennedy has no idea just how much I put myself out there last night.
00:01:55I'm staging an intervention.
00:01:56Ah!
00:01:57Elle, you are behind on your rent.
00:01:59You are always begging your clients to pay you on time.
00:02:02I am not going to let you struggle.
00:02:04You are my, hey, look at me, look at me.
00:02:06You are my best friend.
00:02:08Got it?
00:02:09Yeah.
00:02:10Besides, the guest house is empty ever since Pierce moved out.
00:02:13Uh, it is very modest though.
00:02:15Sorry in advance.
00:02:18Oh, here we are.
00:02:19I'm gonna puke.
00:02:20Oh, window, window.
00:02:25This is modest?
00:02:36Oh, you should see the Aspen house.
00:02:43Here are my brother's keys.
00:02:47Ah, looks like you got company, sir.
00:02:49Go around the blocks, Finn.
00:02:56Go!
00:02:57Now!
00:03:03Who's that?
00:03:04That is Pierce's manager.
00:03:06And an emotionless psycho.
00:03:08Oh?
00:03:09You want to avoid him like the plague.
00:03:11Plague?
00:03:12God, why do you even need to marry Rich?
00:03:14This is where you grew up.
00:03:16Yes, but now I can spend Floyd's money and not my mom's.
00:03:19And that is my contribution to feminism.
00:03:22Ooh.
00:03:23Slay.
00:03:25Shall we?
00:03:26Yeah, sure.
00:03:27Let's go.
00:03:28Let's go.
00:03:30Here it is.
00:03:31The guest house.
00:03:35Welcome home, Elle.
00:03:37I love it.
00:03:39I just want the best for you.
00:03:45No one should feel alone.
00:03:47Especially not at your age.
00:03:50The love of your life is on his way.
00:03:52I can feel it.
00:03:54Come to Pierce's show tonight and then we can reschedule your date.
00:04:00I know, girl.
00:04:01I'm speechless, too.
00:04:02No, I can't actually go on a date with your brother.
00:04:07Why not?
00:04:10Because...
00:04:13Because I'm married.
00:04:19Because I'm married.
00:04:21What?
00:04:22Ah!
00:04:23What do you mean who?
00:04:24What?
00:04:25Where?
00:04:26Who?
00:04:27Who is he?
00:04:28Is that him?
00:04:29Is that him?
00:04:30Will he please help?
00:04:31Holy...
00:04:35Shit.
00:04:37Is he a 15 carats boutique?
00:04:39You know that police's starting price is like $50,000?
00:04:42$50,000?!
00:04:44No!
00:04:45I can't.
00:04:46I have to tell him to get something less expensive.
00:04:48To get something smaller.
00:04:49I'm sorry.
00:04:50Wait.
00:04:51Are you serious?
00:04:52You're actually considering staying with this guy?
00:04:53He is clearly sending you photos of rings to love-bomb you.
00:04:56I'll handle this.
00:04:57Trinity, don't.
00:04:58Don't.
00:04:59Yes.
00:05:00I want the biggest rock they have.
00:05:01That is right, Mr. C.
00:05:03The biggest.
00:05:04And spare no expense.
00:05:07Do not send that.
00:05:09Do not.
00:05:10Do not.
00:05:11Do not.
00:05:12Do not.
00:05:14Too late.
00:05:15If this guy is going to twirl you around his finger like some idiot bimbo fun,
00:05:20he has no idea who he is dealing with.
00:05:23You better just hope he's not with the cartel.
00:05:25And spare no expense!
00:05:30Why would they be together?
00:05:33Is that the lucky lady?
00:05:35No.
00:05:36Definitely not.
00:05:37Oh, well.
00:05:38How lucky is she that she gets a friend with such great taste.
00:05:43Yeah, how nice.
00:05:44Mmm.
00:05:45Is everything okay, sir?
00:05:47You idiot!
00:05:48Out of all people, you married Kennedy's best friend?
00:05:57Take this one.
00:05:58What would you like the card to say?
00:06:042L for Mr. C.
00:06:10Okay, well, I am going to go get a facial and you can help yourself to some Thai food.
00:06:15It's in the main house back entrance.
00:06:17Doors always open.
00:06:18I know how you like that.
00:06:19Peanut sauce, girl.
00:06:21I love you!
00:06:22Love you!
00:06:25You need a nap.
00:06:30Renovations on your new house still ongoing, sir?
00:06:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:33So go to the Mulholland house for now.
00:06:34As long as Kennedy isn't there.
00:06:35Maid said she left 10 minutes ago.
00:06:36Okay, good.
00:06:37Go.
00:06:38Go.
00:06:45I can't believe I'm married.
00:06:56And who knows if I'll ever even see him again.
00:07:13Hi, Katie.
00:07:14Hi, sir.
00:07:15Okay, I have to schedule a really important dinner.
00:07:17This gift is for her.
00:07:19Do you think you can look after it while I make some phone calls?
00:07:22You never have someone special.
00:07:24Of course.
00:07:25I'll put it right here until you're ready.
00:07:42I'm me.
00:07:43No.
00:07:44No.
00:07:45No.
00:07:46No.
00:07:55Oh, no.
00:07:56How did...
00:07:57How did he know where I am?
00:08:00Call the cops.
00:08:01Call the cops.
00:08:02Call the cops.
00:08:03Call the cops.
00:08:05Hi.
00:08:059-1-1.
00:08:06What's your emergency?
00:08:07Could you send an officer to 1900 Mulholland Drive?
00:08:10Please?
00:08:11I have a stocker...
00:08:12...and I have reason to believe...
00:08:17Please hurry, quick, quick.
00:08:18Okay.
00:08:20Okay, breathe.
00:08:21Just calm down.
00:08:25Who?
00:08:27Who called the cops?
00:08:30No, you're fine.
00:08:31You're fine.
00:08:32You're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
00:08:34Whoa!
00:08:35What are you doing here?
00:08:41Oh my God, it is you.
00:08:47Oh my God, it is you.
00:08:51David!
00:08:52What?
00:08:52Al, Al, what are you doing?
00:08:54Calm down, put down the lamp.
00:08:55You followed me here from Vegas.
00:08:58You're a creep.
00:08:59I didn't follow you.
00:09:00Dude, I live here.
00:09:01No, you don't.
00:09:01This is Kennedy's family home.
00:09:03Okay, then what are you doing here?
00:09:04I'm staying in the guest house.
00:09:06Don't you dare to tell me this is not Kennedy's family home.
00:09:09Okay, it is, it is.
00:09:10I am her brother's manager.
00:09:16That is Pierce's manager.
00:09:19And an emotionless psycho.
00:09:22You manage Pierce Chamberlain, the musician?
00:09:26Yes, for like four or five years now, give or take.
00:09:29Okay, I'm staying here while my house is being renovated.
00:09:36So you're not a stalker?
00:09:40No.
00:09:41Yeah, good.
00:09:43Disarm your lamp.
00:09:43I'm disarmory.
00:09:46Okay, can we rewind here a little bit?
00:09:49So, okay, we're...
00:09:51Both living here.
00:09:54Yeah.
00:09:55Yep.
00:09:56Yep.
00:09:56And I clearly made a mistake.
00:10:00So I'm gonna...
00:10:01LAPD.
00:10:04Hello?
00:10:11LAPD.
00:10:12Why?
00:10:13Well, I thought you were stalking.
00:10:15Oh, God, I'm not.
00:10:16Okay, I brought the ring here because I live here.
00:10:18Well, I know that now.
00:10:20Hello?
00:10:20I'm coming, officer.
00:10:23I'm coming, officer.
00:10:24Just, just...
00:10:25What the...
00:10:28Good afternoon, officer.
00:10:30We received a call about an intruder on the premises.
00:10:32Are you the one who called it in?
00:10:34Yeah.
00:10:35Yeah, that's a funny story, actually.
00:10:37But this is a huge misunderstanding, so we are actually fine.
00:10:41And thank you so much for stopping by.
00:10:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:45Hang on there, little lady.
00:10:47I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours.
00:10:50Do you happen to know his name?
00:10:54I don't even know my husband's real name.
00:10:57Uh, well, you see, the thing...
00:11:03Uh, the thing is...
00:11:04It was me, officer.
00:11:07Ha, ha.
00:11:09Oh, so wait.
00:11:10You mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who resides here?
00:11:16It was an honest mistake.
00:11:17Thank you for coming so quickly, though.
00:11:20I never mind coming to this house.
00:11:22It's a pleasure to see you again, mister.
00:11:23Officer Powell, how is your wife, by the way?
00:11:25She's still playing tennis over at Brookside?
00:11:28Oh, you bet she is.
00:11:29I keep telling her, Maureen, you're only spending all this money on instructions and one-on-one dwells.
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:34Cool, cool, cool.
00:11:35Hey, uh, so thank you for coming out, by the way.
00:11:37I appreciate it.
00:11:38Oh, absolutely.
00:11:39Say how to your brother for me.
00:11:40I will.
00:11:41Cool.
00:11:41Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:11:47We have to get some things straight right now.
00:11:50Shit.
00:11:55Okay.
00:11:55Let me explain.
00:11:57I had my reasons.
00:12:00Reasons?
00:12:01For what?
00:12:03For why I wasn't totally clear with you in Vegas.
00:12:08Okay, look.
00:12:09I live a very high-profile life.
00:12:11And sometimes it's like, it's hard for me to trust people.
00:12:15Why are you laughing?
00:12:21Nothing.
00:12:22Nothing.
00:12:23Because you live here and I live here.
00:12:28And we got married last night.
00:12:30Is this like, are you having like a mental breakdown?
00:12:37No, no.
00:12:38My life is, this is such a shit show.
00:12:41So, all of my friends, all of them, they all, they took years to pick their perfect partner.
00:12:47And here I am married to a guy that I met yesterday in Vegas on a whim, who insists that I call him Mr. C.
00:13:01Like, he's like some sort of James Bond villain or something.
00:13:06That's great.
00:13:06This is just not where I thought my life would be at this point.
00:13:10I think I'm going to throw up.
00:13:13Okay, you doing, I have like a bad gag reflex, like you doing it, it's going to make, okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, just breathe, breathe, okay?
00:13:24Are you good?
00:13:29Okay.
00:13:30Mr. C, whatever your name is, we need to get a divorce.
00:13:41We need to get a divorce.
00:13:43Clearly, I don't know what I was doing.
00:13:46My friends, they're all getting married, they're all having kids, and I'm not.
00:13:49And that's fine, but I don't know what I was thinking.
00:13:52I do.
00:13:53I know a part of you felt the same thing I did.
00:13:56What?
00:13:57Okay, so, I know that I've had a couple drinks tonight.
00:14:00Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:14:01Just a couple and just a few.
00:14:03But it's not funny.
00:14:04Okay.
00:14:04It's not funny, it's not funny.
00:14:06So, I know, though, for a fact that you are the one for me.
00:14:11Oh, yeah.
00:14:13How do you, for a fact, how?
00:14:14Because you make me feel safe.
00:14:21So, so, here's what we're going to do.
00:14:33I am going to go pack my things.
00:14:34I'm going to go pack my things, and then I'm going to get a lawyer, and then he's going to-
00:14:37Okay, oh my god, can you just let me talk for two minutes?
00:14:40No, I don't want to, because I want to get this taking care of my own.
00:14:43And then I think we're, what are you doing?
00:14:45You don't stop talking.
00:14:46Stop, let me go!
00:14:47Now, put me down, oh my god!
00:14:55Oh, are you seriously trying to seduce me at a time like this?
00:14:58If I was trying to seduce you, you would know.
00:15:04Come here.
00:15:09Alright, what am I looking at?
00:15:11Okay, five years ago, it was nothing.
00:15:14Okay, just dirt.
00:15:16Just basements dug into the side of the hill.
00:15:19Nothing but exposed rhubarb and empty trenches.
00:15:25So, am I the dirt or the rebar in this metaphor?
00:15:29Neither.
00:15:30My point is that sometimes things take time and the right circumstances,
00:15:36but something that you thought was nothing can turn out to be really great.
00:15:42Look, El, I'm a rational man.
00:15:46The fact that you and I are living here in L.A.,
00:15:49where there's like 10 million people.
00:15:52I mean, that doesn't just happen.
00:15:54The odds of that are crazy.
00:15:56Yeah, they are.
00:15:58But so is marrying someone you've known for three hours.
00:16:03How am I supposed to tell my friends that?
00:16:08Maybe you don't have to.
00:16:11Okay.
00:16:14What are you proposing?
00:16:1630 days.
00:16:17We give it a shot.
00:16:19Okay, we don't tell anybody.
00:16:21And if it doesn't work,
00:16:23we just go our separate ways.
00:16:26What do you say?
00:16:33So, like a 30-day trial?
00:16:35I'm a businessman, aren't I?
00:16:37Yeah.
00:16:38You are.
00:16:39But this isn't some subscription service.
00:16:41This is real life with real consequences.
00:16:46Higher stakes.
00:16:49Like getting her feelings hurt?
00:16:50I mean, if that's what you're worried about, El,
00:16:55I mean, that's life.
00:16:56I mean, that's life.
00:16:56All of our friends are married, El.
00:17:11You aren't going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:17:1830 days.
00:17:21And if it doesn't work, we go our separate ways,
00:17:24and neither of us say anything to anyone.
00:17:28Got it?
00:17:29I accept your terms.
00:17:32But I have terms of my own.
00:17:39I have terms of my own.
00:17:40Oh, of course you do.
00:17:42Okay?
00:17:43Term number one.
00:17:44We sleep in the same bed.
00:17:46Not to start.
00:17:47No.
00:17:48That is not a weird ask.
00:17:49Most married couples sleep in the same bed.
00:17:50We're not in the medieval.
00:17:53Hans, I'm sorry.
00:17:54Do you color code your sock drawer?
00:17:57Yeah.
00:17:58Do you not?
00:17:59Weird.
00:17:59Okay.
00:18:00No.
00:18:01Term number two.
00:18:02One night a week.
00:18:04Date night.
00:18:06Okay.
00:18:07Starting tomorrow, I see.
00:18:097 p.m.
00:18:09Okay?
00:18:11If you're buying.
00:18:12Term number three.
00:18:15We're going to give this a real shot.
00:18:17We should be intimate.
00:18:18Excuse me?
00:18:19How else are we going to know if we're compatible?
00:18:22Wow.
00:18:22Have any of your exes told you that you're super controlling?
00:18:25No.
00:18:26I've never had one.
00:18:28What?
00:18:32Never had one.
00:18:33No time.
00:18:34Or interest.
00:18:35I mean, until now.
00:18:37Great.
00:18:38Great.
00:18:39Awesome.
00:18:40I'm your first pancake.
00:18:41That's awesome.
00:18:41We're doomed.
00:18:42Damn.
00:18:43Those are my terms.
00:18:44One night of intimacy per week.
00:18:46Take it or leave it.
00:18:47Take it or leave it.
00:18:47You're playing hardball now, Mr. Business.
00:18:51My answer?
00:18:53No.
00:18:54We're going to go slow.
00:18:56Snail pace.
00:18:58Tortoise pace.
00:18:58No, no, no.
00:18:59Fossil pace.
00:19:01Slow.
00:19:02What is that?
00:19:21I don't know.
00:19:23You just get kind of cute when you're all flustered.
00:19:26Okay.
00:19:30We can keep turn two date nights.
00:19:35But we are not sleeping in the same bed.
00:19:38And you are not seeing me naked for a very, very long time.
00:19:47Okay.
00:19:49No, and for the love of God, what is your name?
00:19:52Your real name?
00:19:53It's Oliver.
00:19:56Oliver it is.
00:20:05I've loved you since the moment I first saw you.
00:20:09I won't screw this up.
00:20:10Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:20:27Oh, no.
00:20:28Oh, no.
00:20:29Oh, no.
00:20:35I'm going to kill him.
00:20:40What are you doing?
00:20:42Good morning.
00:20:43Good morning.
00:20:43Why are you blasting grown man jazz at 630 in the morning?
00:20:49Deals aren't going to make themselves.
00:20:50I'll start the day off right, huh?
00:20:54You got...
00:20:55Okay, well, could you start the day right?
00:20:57I'm a little bit more...
00:20:59I don't know, quietly, please?
00:21:03No.
00:21:07No.
00:21:08He says no.
00:21:09Wow, okay, yeah, because who needs sleep?
00:21:11No.
00:21:12I don't need to get up to noon.
00:21:20Six in the morning, stupid.
00:21:24Well, as it turns out, my husband and I, we could not be more different.
00:21:29Woo!
00:21:42Excuse me for dancing.
00:22:01No.
00:22:01No, I don't care what you say.
00:22:04I'm not signing that contract under any circumstances.
00:22:08What?
00:22:08Do you think I'm an idiot?
00:22:09Do you think I'm an idiot?
00:22:11No.
00:22:14Fine.
00:22:20Totally.
00:22:21No, no, that is unacceptable.
00:22:29One night a week.
00:22:31Date night.
00:22:327 p.m., okay?
00:22:39Bye.
00:22:58Bye-bye.
00:22:59Bye-bye.
00:23:00Bye-bye.
00:23:01I don't know.
00:24:01Okay, wow. You choose now to be quiet? Of all times?
00:24:10Good morning to you, too.
00:24:12And for someone who loves to blast rock music in the morning, you have a little nerve calling me the loud one.
00:24:17Whatever. Okay, I'm about to head out. I'm going to a wellness event, so I'll see you later.
00:24:21A wellness event?
00:24:23Yes.
00:24:23With who?
00:24:24My friend Kennedy.
00:24:30What?
00:24:31What are you thinking?
00:24:32No, nothing. What do you do at these wellness events?
00:24:37I actually, I don't know. It's my first time going.
00:24:40Why, are you jealous?
00:24:42No. Go for it. Have a zen time.
00:24:48Yeah, okay.
00:24:48You know, you were a lot more fun in Vegas.
00:24:58This is me. Take it or leave it?
00:25:01Trust me. I plan to leave it.
00:25:04Well, have fun working.
00:25:07Or whatever you're going to do.
00:25:13God, he's boring.
00:25:14God, he's boring.
00:25:14So, you're still married to Vegas, guy?
00:25:30Yeah, it's complicated. But stop, don't make fun of me.
00:25:32Nothing a little wellness retreat can't fix.
00:25:38Yes. Oh, idea.
00:25:49We're here at Casa Corazón in Malibu, honoring our soul's remembrance.
00:25:56Um, so true, girl.
00:25:58We're here at Casa Corazón.
00:26:01Great. Ella with Kennedy. What could possibly go wrong?
00:26:04So, what's he really like? If you haven't gone legal on him yet, there must be something redeemable.
00:26:14Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's...
00:26:17Complicated.
00:26:19He's smart.
00:26:20And intense.
00:26:22He works... a lot.
00:26:25I don't know. He was just different in Vegas.
00:26:27Of course he was!
00:26:28Ah, you were drunk.
00:26:30He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness.
00:26:34Ugh. God, he sounds like my brother.
00:26:38Funny.
00:26:38Funny.
00:26:49You okay?
00:26:53Yeah.
00:26:54Yeah?
00:26:55Yeah.
00:26:56I'm gonna go.
00:26:58Oh.
00:26:59I'm gonna go get some air.
00:27:01Okay, do you want me to come with you?
00:27:03I'm okay.
00:27:05I'm just gonna go, like, be one with nature.
00:27:09Yes.
00:27:10Yes.
00:27:11Or, I'm gonna throw up in it.
00:27:14CBD.
00:27:16Okay.
00:27:16Okay.
00:27:16Yeah.
00:27:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:36Hi.
00:27:37Hi.
00:27:38I think of this thing.
00:27:39What is it?
00:27:39What is it?
00:27:40No, no, no, no.
00:27:41Actual magic mushrooms in them.
00:27:44Oh, yeah.
00:27:46Yeah, yeah.
00:27:48A healthy dose.
00:27:52Be well, either, sister.
00:27:55I have to go.
00:28:24Oh.
00:28:25Oh.
00:28:26Oh.
00:28:27Oh.
00:28:28Oh.
00:28:29Hi.
00:28:30Um.
00:28:31Thank you for driving me.
00:28:32Do I owe you anything?
00:28:34I am at Oliver's service, ma'am.
00:28:36Oliver?
00:28:37Oh.
00:28:38Oh, he saved me.
00:28:41My angel.
00:28:43Oh, hi.
00:28:45Oliver?
00:28:46Oliver?
00:28:47Oliver?
00:28:48Oliver?
00:28:49Oliver?
00:28:50Oliver?
00:28:51Hey, big boy.
00:28:52You love me.
00:28:53Oh, my God.
00:28:54It's you.
00:28:56Hey, big boy.
00:28:57You love me.
00:28:58Oh, my God.
00:28:59Oh, my God.
00:29:00It's you.
00:29:01Hi, big boy.
00:29:02Oh, my God.
00:29:03Hey, big boy.
00:29:04Oliver!
00:29:11Hey, big boy.
00:29:14You love me.
00:29:18Oh, my God, it's you.
00:29:22Hi, Biela.
00:29:24Are you high?
00:29:27Wow.
00:29:28This is just so crazy because earlier her face was turning into yours.
00:29:35And now your face is turning into hers.
00:29:37And it's like you're, like, the same person.
00:29:43God, you're handsome.
00:29:45What did Kennedy give you?
00:29:47Chocolate, baby.
00:29:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:52Hands up.
00:29:54Oh.
00:29:56Oh, my God.
00:29:57No.
00:29:58No, no, no, wait.
00:29:58Hey, it's fine.
00:30:00It's fine.
00:30:00It's a little vase.
00:30:02Everything's fine.
00:30:03No.
00:30:03No, no, it's not.
00:30:06It's not.
00:30:07It's everything.
00:30:09It's us.
00:30:10It's this.
00:30:11It's this.
00:30:13I wanted this to work.
00:30:15I did so.
00:30:16But Oliver, I think that we need to get there.
00:30:23Are you okay?
00:30:32Are you okay?
00:30:39It's okay.
00:30:42Oh.
00:30:43Get it all out.
00:30:44Here, I got you.
00:30:44I got your little ponytail.
00:30:46I got your little tail.
00:30:57So?
00:31:01Should we talk about it?
00:31:03No.
00:31:04I don't think we need to relive that.
00:31:07Oh, no.
00:31:12No, no, no, no.
00:31:13Not.
00:31:14Not that.
00:31:16Um.
00:31:17This.
00:31:18This is wrong.
00:31:23Why wrong?
00:31:28Come on, Oliver.
00:31:30You wake up at dawn with Beethoven and Q4 projections.
00:31:36I'm just some messy artist.
00:31:39I mean, we've been doing this 30-day thing now for what?
00:31:43Two weeks?
00:31:45And we are already irritating the hell out of each other.
00:31:49I don't know.
00:31:49I think if this was one of my friends, I would...
00:31:52I'd tell her the truth.
00:31:54I'd say, girl, cut your losses, get the annulment, move on with your life.
00:32:01So, um...
00:32:04I don't know.
00:32:05I think maybe at the 30 days, we should be done.
00:32:12Officially.
00:32:18All of it?
00:32:23All of it?
00:32:25Yeah.
00:32:27Affirmative.
00:32:28That's what you want.
00:32:31I think it's gonna make sense.
00:32:35I'll move out in the morning.
00:32:41I mean, do you mind if I put something on for my last night here?
00:32:44Yeah.
00:32:44Go for it.
00:32:45I just wanna watch...
00:32:46Can you actually turn on the Clippers game?
00:32:51You're a Clippers fan?
00:32:53Did Kawhi Leonard hit a buzzer beater in Game 7 to send the Raptors to the finals?
00:33:00Okay, then.
00:33:02Pass the ball!
00:33:03God, Peterson always does, he's hogs the ball every time.
00:33:07Thank you!
00:33:08I literally say this!
00:33:10Right?
00:33:11Go, go, go, go.
00:33:13Go, go, go, go.
00:33:13You've had out a foul!
00:33:15Yes!
00:33:16Yes!
00:33:16Yes!
00:33:17Yes!
00:33:17Yes!
00:33:17Yes!
00:33:17Yes!
00:33:19Clippers win!
00:33:20It's a good game.
00:33:32Good defense.
00:33:35Good defense.
00:33:36What?
00:33:39Great game.
00:33:43Oh.
00:33:45I don't make business investments that I don't believe in.
00:33:49I want to see this whole thing through.
00:33:51The whole 30 days.
00:33:54It's...
00:33:54It's prudent.
00:33:56It's prudent.
00:33:58Really?
00:33:59Shut up.
00:34:00Come on, you...
00:34:00Stop.
00:34:01I'm sorry.
00:34:02Wait, okay, but...
00:34:03I want to ask you a question.
00:34:05Okay.
00:34:06What was your first impression of me?
00:34:09It's not hard.
00:34:10Okay, I'll set the scene.
00:34:13We can really love it.
00:34:13Ready?
00:34:14Vegas.
00:34:16Hotel bar.
00:34:18Lights are low.
00:34:20It's very impromptu.
00:34:21Very chaotic.
00:34:23And I'm sitting there at the bar.
00:34:24You see a pretty little blonde girl.
00:34:26By herself.
00:34:28An opportunity to tell the truth.
00:34:30But what would she think?
00:34:33What's wrong?
00:34:39Pierce.
00:34:41Dude, where the hell are you?
00:34:42Doors open 20 minutes ago and the guys from the label are here.
00:34:44I need you here now.
00:34:45Okay.
00:34:46Yeah, yeah.
00:34:46I'm on my way.
00:34:48I'm so sorry.
00:34:49Pierce is having a concert.
00:34:51I have to go.
00:34:51No, I know.
00:34:53I think I'm coming with you.
00:34:56Kennedy just invited me.
00:34:57You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:34:59Let's go.
00:35:01Awesome.
00:35:01Okay.
00:35:02I'm gonna go put on leggings.
00:35:07Perfect.
00:35:07Me, L, Pierce, Kennedy.
00:35:09In the same room.
00:35:10What could go wrong?
00:35:14Okay, there's a new record label that's scoping out Pierce.
00:35:24I need you to stay here.
00:35:25I have to go talk to them.
00:35:26Okay?
00:35:27Don't talk to anybody.
00:35:28Okay?
00:35:29Oliver!
00:35:31Kennedy's gone.
00:35:37Excuse me.
00:35:39Are you lost?
00:35:41You're not supposed to be here.
00:35:42No, no, I'm actually with Oliver.
00:35:45Okay, hysterical, sweetie.
00:35:47The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
00:35:49Go get Pierce's wardrobe.
00:35:51Go, now!
00:35:52So, so sorry, Mr.
00:35:54Go, now!
00:35:55Unprofessional!
00:35:57I'm giving her a performance review for that.
00:36:05You can be really scary.
00:36:08Why did you talk to her like that?
00:36:12Elle, I'm tracking you and it says you're here.
00:36:15Where are you, girly?
00:36:17You were about to meet my bestie.
00:36:18And she...
00:36:19Elle!
00:36:21Oh!
00:36:22Ow!
00:36:23I feel like I haven't seen you in decades.
00:36:26I literally saw you this morning.
00:36:27I know.
00:36:28Yeah.
00:36:29Those mushrooms rocked my world.
00:36:31I know.
00:36:31Same thing.
00:36:32Let's go find Pierce.
00:36:33I think he's in wardrobe.
00:36:33No, no, no.
00:36:34Why?
00:36:35Why not?
00:36:35Oh, what?
00:36:36Because you're married?
00:36:37Come on, Elle!
00:36:39That is just a fantasy.
00:36:41Let's get out of fairytale land together, okay?
00:36:44Let's go.
00:36:46Maybe Kennedy was right.
00:36:48After all, why did Oliver just ditch me?
00:36:50Okay, just talk to the label guys.
00:37:00Just go out there, do your thing, give them the goods, okay?
00:37:03I just want to know that you'd be a single guy that can be like, sold as a teen heartthrob.
00:37:07Basic brand marketing.
00:37:10You think you get your bottom line, huh?
00:37:11Scott, you have a one-track mind, bro.
00:37:14You know, I think you need to get laid big time.
00:37:19I'm seeing someone.
00:37:20What?
00:37:21Who?
00:37:22What's her name?
00:37:24Here, open up.
00:37:26I want you to meet my friend Elle.
00:37:28Oh, okay.
00:37:31I need you to do me a favor, okay?
00:37:33Open this door or I will open it for you in three seconds!
00:37:36Three, two, one!
00:37:42Two, one!
00:37:44You owe me.
00:37:46Sir.
00:37:48What took you so long?
00:37:49Nothing, I was just practicing my set so I didn't hear you.
00:37:53What's up, who do you want me to meet?
00:37:55Craze fan?
00:37:56Make-a-wish kid?
00:37:57Not exactly.
00:37:59Pierce, this is Elle, the genius photographer.
00:38:03Elle, this is Pierce, my prodigal brother.
00:38:05Hey.
00:38:07Hey.
00:38:08So you're the one who stood me up?
00:38:11Ah, yeah.
00:38:12I am so sorry, I'm sorry.
00:38:14Believe it or not, this has happened before, believe it or not.
00:38:16Oh!
00:38:26Artists have, uh, crazy schedules.
00:38:29Mm-hmm.
00:38:31Is he flirting with me?
00:38:35Sorry.
00:38:37That was, that was rude, right?
00:38:40It was okay.
00:38:41You want me to shut fire?
00:38:42No, no, do not fire anybody.
00:38:43I'll blame you.
00:38:43No!
00:38:46Sorry, this might be too forward, but, um, and you probably get it all the time, but you
00:38:51are insanely beautiful.
00:38:54Yeah.
00:38:55Definitely flirting.
00:38:56Eee!
00:38:57Do I hear nuptials grilling?
00:38:59Ken!
00:38:59No, I'm stop.
00:39:02Oh!
00:39:03Kate, what are you doing?
00:39:05I am just going to put myself on your radar.
00:39:10Okay.
00:39:10Cool.
00:39:12Now I got you too.
00:39:14Pierce, tickets ready for you backstage.
00:39:16And you're on in five minutes.
00:39:18Well, I, uh, hope you enjoy the show.
00:39:23Mm-hmm.
00:39:23Oh, don't leave this time.
00:39:25And, uh, maybe I'll see you after.
00:39:28Yeah.
00:39:32Ah!
00:39:34He is totally into you!
00:39:36I totally predicted this!
00:39:38Am I psyched?
00:39:39Mm-hmm.
00:39:40Maybe this one was fine.
00:39:42Maybe it really is time to end things with Oliver.
00:39:50He ditched you, Elle.
00:39:52Sorry, husband.
00:39:53I've got other plans tonight.
00:39:55Please, please, please don't tell me you are thinking about psycho love bomber Vegas guy.
00:40:00Look, he's not really like all that.
00:40:02He's better.
00:40:03How do you know?
00:40:03It's not like you've seen him since, right?
00:40:06Right.
00:40:07Right?
00:40:08Right.
00:40:09Right.
00:40:10Right.
00:40:10Well, if you are going to sleep with my brother tonight, let's make you look like a bombshell.
00:40:16Ready?
00:40:17I think so.
00:40:17Let's go.
00:40:19How did she do that?
00:40:21Okay.
00:40:21Here we go.
00:40:22Get ready.
00:40:24Oh, this.
00:40:25Okay, this looks like it's maybe your size.
00:40:29Yes.
00:40:29Okay.
00:40:30Oh.
00:40:32Oh, God.
00:40:33That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:40:35Okay.
00:40:36No.
00:40:37How did it get worse?
00:40:39Oh, my God.
00:40:39Hey, well, we already missed her on the show.
00:40:53Oh, who cares?
00:40:54I've seen it a million times.
00:40:56And you will, too, as his future wife.
00:40:59Besides, I don't want to risk running into...
00:41:01Oliver.
00:41:02Ugh.
00:41:03Right.
00:41:04Oliver, I've actually been meaning to ask you, uh, why do you bait Pierce's manager so much?
00:41:08Oh, he's just impossible.
00:41:10You know, like one time, Pierce had this show in New York, and he was totally freaking out,
00:41:14like spiraling beforehand.
00:41:16And he needed a break.
00:41:17But Oliver just dragged him on stage anyway because it was in the contract.
00:41:21Like, who does that, right?
00:41:23Ugh.
00:41:24I feel sorry for his future wife.
00:41:27She has no idea that Oliver's wife is me.
00:41:29Maybe this is who he really is.
00:41:31You know what?
00:41:32I've been thinking, and I think I am going to get that annulment from Vegas guy.
00:41:39Good for you, girl.
00:41:41Yes!
00:41:42Feminism.
00:41:43Okay, well, I'm going to go get a drink.
00:41:45You don't want anything, right?
00:41:46No, I'm good.
00:41:46I'm going to wait for you outside, though, okay?
00:41:48Okay, back in five.
00:41:49Fairytales don't exist, no.
00:42:04You clean up nice.
00:42:10Well, you came back.
00:42:12How kind.
00:42:14I deserve that.
00:42:15You ditched me.
00:42:16Are you embarrassed of me?
00:42:19Am I not, what, posh enough?
00:42:20No, no, no.
00:42:22Okay, there's a lot going on here.
00:42:24I can't.
00:42:25Can you explain to me, please?
00:42:29Come on a date with me.
00:42:31A real one.
00:42:33Right now.
00:42:34Right now?
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:37Right now.
00:42:38Do I trust him?
00:42:46I'm going to drive tonight, Sven.
00:42:49Very good time.
00:42:53You ready?
00:42:54Yeah.
00:42:56Come here.
00:42:58Fancy.
00:43:00I'll try.
00:43:03You know, this is so weird.
00:43:05What?
00:43:06Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
00:43:08Have you ever met him?
00:43:09He's just never there.
00:43:11Yeah, a couple times.
00:43:15Okay.
00:43:16So, where are we going?
00:43:29You ready?
00:43:31Oh, God.
00:43:33He is going to murder me, isn't he?
00:43:38You ready?
00:43:38I thought an abandoned construction site,
00:43:41aka a dark place with no witnesses.
00:43:44That's...
00:43:45Your breath backs.
00:43:46It's my house.
00:43:48Or it will be soon.
00:43:50Okay.
00:43:54I'm not sure you're over there.
00:43:55It'd be a really good spot for a rope swing.
00:43:57Think about that.
00:44:00That's a really good idea.
00:44:02Fork of being a creative, Mr. Business.
00:44:06Okay.
00:44:07Show me around.
00:44:09Mm-hmm.
00:44:13Okay.
00:44:13Mm-hmm.
00:44:14Okay, so...
00:44:16Give me the vision.
00:44:18Okay.
00:44:18I'm trying to picture.
00:44:19Mm-hmm.
00:44:20Mm-hmm.
00:44:20Here.
00:44:21This is where the couch would go.
00:44:22Oh, right here.
00:44:23Come right here.
00:44:24This is where the projector would be.
00:44:26The projector, okay.
00:44:28Where we'd watch the Clippers games.
00:44:31I think you mean where I would watch the Clippers games,
00:44:33and you would just do a bunch of screaming.
00:44:35Okay, if I remember correctly,
00:44:36well, you're the one that screamed when Kawhi missed the lamp.
00:44:38Okay, yeah.
00:44:39It was a travesty, of course.
00:44:40I thought this was over, but now, what's happening between us?
00:44:47Okay, so...
00:44:52What about this?
00:44:54I mean, that's easy.
00:44:56Oh, it's easy?
00:44:57Yeah.
00:44:58I mean, your spot.
00:44:59I mean, you can put your cameras there.
00:45:04You can hang up your prints.
00:45:06I was thinking maybe if you want, you could put up, like, a little backdrop,
00:45:09and that's where you could shoot your flowers.
00:45:12How do you know I could shoot flowers?
00:45:15I may have looked at your website.
00:45:18Oh, my God, you are a stalker.
00:45:19No, I'm not.
00:45:20That's what you're saying.
00:45:20I'm researched, okay?
00:45:22Big difference.
00:45:23I don't know about that.
00:45:28I know that, uh, that you listen to Rock when you Coke.
00:45:33Your breath shortens when you're feeling overwhelmed.
00:45:38You tap your fingers against your leg when you're trying not to cry.
00:45:42And I know that you have a big smile when you're feeling safe.
00:45:47Like right now.
00:45:50Look, that's really sweet.
00:45:53It's more than just my manner is.
00:45:55I know.
00:45:58Well, I don't know what it is.
00:46:04What you want.
00:46:07Take a chance, Elle.
00:46:11You.
00:46:23In that moment, I knew I'd pass the point of no return.
00:46:33I was falling for him.
00:46:35There's no doubt about it.
00:46:36I was falling for heaven.
00:46:37I don't know.
00:46:39I would have to.
00:46:40I wasn't.
00:46:45I was failing for heaven till it comes.
00:46:50I could find that in your life.
00:46:55I don't know.
00:46:56Oh, yeah.
00:46:57Don't experience it.
00:46:58Bye.
00:46:58Bye.
00:46:59Bye.
00:46:59Bye.
00:47:00Bye.
00:47:00Bye.
00:47:01Bye.
00:47:02Bye.
00:47:03Bye.
00:47:03Bye.
00:47:03Bye.
00:47:04Bye.
00:47:04Bye.
00:47:05Bye.
00:47:06Sex and a construction site
00:47:12We didn't even wear a hard hat
00:47:14So irresponsible
00:47:16Oliver
00:47:21Yeah
00:47:22Can you tell me something?
00:47:25About you
00:47:26I feel like I don't know anything about you
00:47:29Now I got you
00:47:33Why was he texting her?
00:47:36Not much to know
00:47:41No, there's a lot
00:47:43I mean, like, where'd you grow up?
00:47:47What's your family like?
00:47:48You can't tell her
00:47:49Not now
00:47:51Oh
00:47:52I'm so sorry
00:47:58I have a family emergency
00:48:00I have to go
00:48:01You okay?
00:48:02Yeah, no, it's fine
00:48:03It's just I have stuff to deal with now
00:48:05Okay?
00:48:05I'll be in touch
00:48:06I'll be in touch
00:48:13God
00:48:15El, what are you doing?
00:48:21God
00:48:22Oliver, darling, it's been ages
00:48:31What's the big emergency, mom?
00:48:33What's going on?
00:48:35Rebranding
00:48:35That's the emergency
00:48:37We need to show the world
00:48:39We need to show the world that the Chamberlain family
00:48:40Is still the power player in this town
00:48:43Starting with your entertainment conglomerate
00:48:45And ending with our real estate firm
00:48:47Great
00:48:48Rebranding, we can do that
00:48:49Look
00:48:50I need you on board, Oliver
00:48:53I need you all on board
00:48:55Okay, okay, okay, mom
00:48:57I'm here
00:48:57Okay, okay, mom, I'm here
00:48:57What's the big emergency?
00:49:00What the hell are you doing here?
00:49:02Hi, sis
00:49:03Hi, sis
00:49:08Oliver, I think there's been a mistake
00:49:10This is a family meeting, not a business meeting
00:49:13I'm considering you have rocks for brains
00:49:15I'm kind of glad this isn't a business meeting
00:49:17Wow
00:49:18Sit and burn, bro
00:49:20How dare you
00:49:20Stop it
00:49:21The both of you
00:49:22We need to come together as a family
00:49:27Give your sister a hug
00:49:29Put your feud in the past
00:49:30Yeah, big bro
00:49:31Come on
00:49:32Give me a hug
00:49:33You're gonna die alone, loser
00:49:40Challenge accepted, brat
00:49:42So now then
00:49:45The Chamberlain family
00:49:47Has to show the public
00:49:49That we are relatable
00:49:51Functional
00:49:52Wholesome
00:49:54It's what the shareholders need to see
00:49:56Which is why
00:49:58We're doing a photo shoot
00:49:59And I need to find a photographer
00:50:02Yes, this is Elle
00:50:04I'm not the genius photographer
00:50:05Oh, God
00:50:06Please, don't say it
00:50:08Elle
00:50:08My friend Elle can do it
00:50:10I am so fucked
00:50:11My friend Elle can do it
00:50:16Okay, yeah
00:50:17But let's get someone else
00:50:18Why?
00:50:19Oh, uh, let me guess
00:50:20My friend Elle isn't good enough for you
00:50:23No, no
00:50:23I'm just saying let's get someone else
00:50:25Someone who's like
00:50:25Experienced
00:50:27Professional
00:50:27We need a female eye for this
00:50:29And Elle is perfect
00:50:30Your sister has a point, Oliver
00:50:32Well, I for one would love a chance to spend more time with Elle
00:50:34I'm actually taking her on a date tonight, so
00:50:37You're what?
00:50:38Why do you care?
00:50:39What's the problem?
00:50:41Did Elle seriously agree to a date with him?
00:50:43After last night?
00:50:44I don't
00:50:45I just feel like you should be focused on your craft
00:50:48Oh, spare us
00:50:49You psycho workaholic
00:50:51Elle is shooting our family portraits
00:50:53And Pierce is taking her on a date
00:50:55Great
00:50:56It's huddled down
00:50:5710 a.m. tomorrow
00:50:58This is gonna reveal everything
00:51:03Last night was incredible
00:51:12Then the mysterious I'll be in touch
00:51:22Why did Oliver rush out?
00:51:24And why was he so amazing and then suddenly so weird?
00:51:29Miss Chamberlain?
00:51:30Uh, no, I'm not Miss Chamberlain
00:51:33Oh, well, this is for Mr. Chamberlain?
00:51:37Oliver?
00:51:38Uh, no, I think there's been a mistake
00:51:39Oliver's not a Chamberlain either
00:51:40I don't know, Miss
00:51:41Uh, I just go where I'm told
00:51:43Can you sign for it or what?
00:51:47Uh, yeah, sure, of course
00:51:48Just
00:51:49Thank you
00:51:51Why is Kennedy's family company sending Oliver this?
00:51:59Hey, Ken
00:52:03Okay, don't scream
00:52:05I have news
00:52:06What now, another ayahuasca mixer?
00:52:08No, better
00:52:09My mom wants a full editorial for the next Chamberlain media issue
00:52:14A family feature on my family
00:52:16Apparently the public thinks we're unrelatable
00:52:18I told you, Mrs. Chamberlain only wears her meds
00:52:22Get it right or do not come back for your next shit
00:52:24Wow
00:52:25I can't imagine why
00:52:26So?
00:52:29So?
00:52:30Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:38Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:40Well, you want me to shoot the editorial?
00:52:44That's why you called
00:52:45You called to hire me on as a photographer?
00:52:48Duh, bitch
00:52:49This is huge
00:52:52This is major
00:52:53Like, like, career defining
00:52:55Oh my god, yes
00:52:56I will be there
00:52:57I will so do it, of course
00:52:58Yes
00:52:59Okay, let's go
00:53:01Also
00:53:02There is one, like
00:53:04Teeny, tiny little thing you should know
00:53:07Okay, go on
00:53:09Okay, so it is so not a huge deal
00:53:13But my older brother is being kind of cagey about you shooting us for some reason
00:53:18Probably because he's a control freak and doesn't like new people
00:53:22But just ignore him, okay?
00:53:24Okay, weird
00:53:25That's fine
00:53:26Yay, okay
00:53:27I'll see you tomorrow at 10 a.m. sharp
00:53:29Mommy hates when vendors are late
00:53:32Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
00:53:34I just landed the biggest gig of my life to date
00:53:41Oliver's gonna float
00:53:43She's so excited
00:53:55This won't unravel everything I've kept hitting
00:53:57So then, we're confirmed for tomorrow
00:54:05Yes, mom, we're set
00:54:07Elle is such a genius, creative, and low-key
00:54:09I'm setting her up with Pierce
00:54:11Why would you do that?
00:54:13I mean, maybe she's seen someone already
00:54:14Or maybe I'm her best friend and I know what's going on in her life
00:54:18You don't know everything, Kennedy
00:54:19You rarely do
00:54:20For your information, big bro
00:54:22She met Pierce at his show and they hit it off
00:54:25Besides, she's getting a divorce from this random weirdo she got married to in Vegas
00:54:30She told you that
00:54:33Duh
00:54:33I'm her best friend
00:54:36She's still planning to leave
00:54:38Even after last night
00:54:39I thought
00:54:40I thought I changed her mind
00:54:42Well, I'm out
00:54:46I have a facial
00:54:47Well, good
00:54:52Pierce is finding love then, it seems
00:54:55So now I want to talk to you about your future, Oliver
00:54:59You're a multi-millionaire, sweetie
00:55:01And I finally found someone worthy of your arm
00:55:04You're taking her to dinner
00:55:06Tiana Briggs is here, ma'am
00:55:08Good, bring her in
00:55:09Mom, I...
00:55:10I...
00:55:11Tiana, sweetie
00:55:20I want to introduce you to my son, Oliver
00:55:22Oliver
00:55:25Oliver
00:55:28Oliver
00:55:28Al
00:55:34Al
00:55:37Is she...
00:56:00Hey
00:56:03Hey
00:56:04You sure you don't mind helping?
00:56:05Nah, come on
00:56:06I just need to get this to the rental shop before it closes
00:56:09Sure
00:56:10Got to support the arts, right?
00:56:12Ah, yeah
00:56:13Thank you
00:56:14She took the date with him, of course
00:56:18Maybe I should have just let him have her from the start
00:56:21It was my right one
00:56:26Thank you
00:56:28So much for helping out today
00:56:30Oh, come on
00:56:30It's no big deal
00:56:31Plus, I will take any excuse I can
00:56:33To jam out the Blink-182
00:56:35For the record
00:56:35Yeah
00:56:36So, I guess we, uh
00:56:38We, uh, that in common
00:56:40And we did
00:56:51But
00:56:51Maybe I liked not always having something in common
00:56:55You okay?
00:56:58Yeah
00:56:58Of course
00:57:00I'm really excited to photograph your family
00:57:03But I am super nervous
00:57:05Ah, come on
00:57:06Well, maybe this is your sign
00:57:07You gotta, uh, let me take you out for a drink tonight
00:57:09So we can loosen up those nerves
00:57:11I'm flattered
00:57:19But I'm kind of seeing someone
00:57:21Oh
00:57:22Kennedy, she
00:57:24No, I know, I know
00:57:24It's complicated
00:57:25I
00:57:27Thank you
00:57:28Really
00:57:29He's a very lucky guy
00:57:31Thanks
00:57:32See ya
00:57:34Bye
00:57:37I cannot believe
00:57:41I'm getting paid
00:57:42To do what I love
00:57:43And I'm falling for someone
00:57:46The number you have dialed
00:57:57Is unavailable
00:57:58To leave a message
00:57:59Where?
00:58:01Everything okay, sexy?
00:58:21Yeah
00:58:21Everything's fine
00:58:22If Elle can move on
00:58:24So can I
00:58:25Cheers
00:58:26Cheers
00:58:26You got this
00:58:36Yeah
00:58:37Got this
00:58:39Are we ready?
00:58:41I've only got an hour to get this
00:58:43Kennedy
00:58:44Yeah
00:58:46Text your brother
00:58:46Make sure he's on time
00:58:48And
00:58:49Sweetie
00:58:49Add a little lip liner
00:58:51You look washed out without it
00:58:53Hey girl, you okay?
00:58:58Yeah, it's just
00:58:58My mom is all stressed out
00:59:01And Oliver is late
00:59:02Of course
00:59:02Wait
00:59:03Why would Oliver
00:59:04Come to the family floaters?
00:59:07Why would Pierce's music manager
00:59:09Need to be here?
00:59:10All right places everyone
00:59:12All right, all right, all right
00:59:15The attractive one is here
00:59:17Nobody panic
00:59:18Where is he?
00:59:22Where is Oliver?
00:59:24Wait, sorry
00:59:25Why would you need
00:59:26Oliver?
00:59:32Oliver?
00:59:36Oliver?
00:59:39What are you doing here?
00:59:40Okay, I can explain
00:59:41Finally
00:59:41We've been waiting
00:59:44Elle
00:59:46You've now officially met
00:59:48Oliver
00:59:49My older brother
00:59:51Hey
00:59:52Wait
00:59:54Wait, wait
00:59:56Elle
00:59:56Wait, what's going on?
01:00:00I'm so familiar
01:00:02It's my older brother's car
01:00:03Kennedy's brother has this exact same car
01:00:05You want to avoid him like the plague
01:00:08The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver
01:00:11Go get Pierce's wardrobe
01:00:12Can you tell me something?
01:00:15Just
01:00:15About you?
01:00:16I feel like I don't know anything about you
01:00:18And then everything clicked
01:00:19Because that's the thing about great things
01:00:22The other shoe always drops
01:00:24You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:27You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:36What is going on?
01:00:38He's the guy I married
01:00:39Why would you not tell me that Pierce's music manager is also your brother?
01:00:44I assumed you knew
01:00:45No!
01:00:46Why didn't you tell me that you married Pierce's manager?
01:00:49Because you clearly hated him
01:00:50And I wanted to decide on my own terms if I should divorce him or not
01:00:54Okay, we obviously made your decision
01:00:55You went on a date with Pierce
01:00:56What?
01:00:57What date?
01:00:58I saw you guys last night
01:00:59Oh my god, nothing happened
01:01:01Jesus
01:01:01You really think that little of me?
01:01:04Ollie, sweetie
01:01:05I brought you some collagen water for your big shoot
01:01:07There she is
01:01:08Oliver's future wife
01:01:10Your what?
01:01:12No
01:01:12This is a massive misunderstanding
01:01:15Hold on
01:01:16Pierce is the one you were supposed to meet in Vegas
01:01:19How did Oliver enter the picture?
01:01:22Wait
01:01:23Did you steal my date with Elle?
01:01:28Oh my god
01:01:29You did?
01:01:32Yo, what the fuck, Oliver?
01:01:40Do not touch me right now
01:01:42You tricked your way into a date with me
01:01:46And then you lied to me for weeks
01:01:48I was afraid you were going to leave
01:01:50Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?
01:01:55I'm dating Elle
01:01:56No
01:01:56No, you're not
01:01:58Not anymore
01:02:00Just to be clear
01:02:02I want a divorce
01:02:04You're married?
01:02:07Ew
01:02:07Screw this
01:02:09I'm out of here
01:02:09Great idea
01:02:11I'm out
01:02:12Elle
01:02:12No
01:02:13Okay
01:02:21Start talking
01:02:22Because that was the NBA finals of bad decisions
01:02:26I met her at the Forbes under 30 event a year ago
01:02:31Hey
01:02:32Hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:34Alright, ready?
01:02:35Get together
01:02:35One, two
01:02:36Three
01:02:37One, two
01:02:38Three
01:02:38Beautiful
01:02:39Nice job you guys
01:02:40Oh, hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:43She was photographing the founders luncheon
01:02:45I
01:02:46I couldn't stop looking at her
01:02:48But I was too much of a coward to say anything
01:02:51I saw her on Pierce's calendar
01:02:55And I learned that they had a date
01:02:57And I don't
01:02:58Okay, I panicked
01:02:59Okay, I just
01:03:00I wanted it
01:03:02Holy shit
01:03:03So it's true
01:03:05You did steal his date
01:03:06It was wrong
01:03:07Okay
01:03:08Everything I did was wrong
01:03:09Okay
01:03:10I'm a CEO
01:03:11I try to control everything
01:03:13Understatement of the century
01:03:14But
01:03:15I don't know
01:03:16With Elle
01:03:16I'm different
01:03:19Better
01:03:22I can't believe I'm saying this
01:03:26I'm
01:03:26Go
01:03:28Go
01:03:30Talk to her
01:03:31Just
01:03:32Stop being a control freak
01:03:33And
01:03:34Just try being human
01:03:36Thank you
01:03:37And all
01:03:40I do love you, you know
01:03:43Me too
01:03:46Help
01:03:53Help
01:03:55It's been a month
01:04:13Since I've seen my husband
01:04:14I searched for joy in my solo life
01:04:19And
01:04:20Stopped comparing my life
01:04:21To my friends' lives on Instagram
01:04:23I found pleasure
01:04:25In my own company
01:04:26Oh, the Clippers just won
01:04:35But
01:04:36But
01:04:36Deep down
01:04:36I couldn't stop thinking about him
01:04:39And so I knew it was time
01:04:41Time to do something
01:04:43I thought
01:04:44I would never do
01:04:45Mom
01:04:49Hi
01:04:51Can I
01:04:52Can I come home?
01:04:57I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles
01:05:00Mr. Chamberlain
01:05:14Is the package for Miss Elle Page ready?
01:05:17Yeah
01:05:17Just hoping it works
01:05:20This is the last one
01:05:31We're ready to take these to the truck, Miss
01:05:33Goodbye, Los Angeles
01:05:37So
01:05:37You again
01:05:39I have something for you
01:05:40From Mr. Chamberlain
01:05:42Oliver Chamberlain
01:05:43I know who he is
01:05:45He really
01:05:49Really likes you
01:05:50You know?
01:05:58Elle
01:05:58First off
01:06:00I want to say sorry
01:06:01Obviously
01:06:02What I did was wrong
01:06:04Selfish
01:06:06But you have to know
01:06:07I fell in love with you a year ago
01:06:10At the Forbes 30 under 30 gala
01:06:12Even though I never talked to you
01:06:13You were so at ease with yourself
01:06:16I envied you immensely
01:06:19So when
01:06:21Fate happened
01:06:22And my own sister set you with my brother
01:06:24I stole this date
01:06:25I couldn't help myself
01:06:27I know we're different though
01:06:29But I will make this work
01:06:32Any way
01:06:33Any day
01:06:33But I leave it up to you
01:06:36We can get a divorce
01:06:39The papers are included here
01:06:41Or
01:06:43Here's the key to your house
01:06:45It's just about ready now
01:06:47Where we'll watch the clippers
01:06:49And
01:06:50We'll finally have your photo note
01:06:52I want you here
01:06:53Elle
01:06:53Please say yes
01:06:55We're just about ready, Miss
01:06:57Are
01:06:57We ready to go to Ohio?
01:06:59House looks nice
01:07:11Saw the swing
01:07:14You came
01:07:20Well
01:07:21I saw the letter
01:07:23Cheesy
01:07:25Or like
01:07:26Too much
01:07:28No
01:07:30Elle, I meant every word
01:07:32I am so sorry
01:07:34You're scared of what I would think
01:07:37I get that
01:07:40You shouldn't have lied to me
01:07:43Still
01:07:43But
01:07:46Then again
01:07:47I guess I kind of
01:07:48Mined you
01:07:49About what?
01:07:52I never told you
01:07:56I love you
01:08:00Over
01:08:01I love you too
01:08:07Yeah
01:08:09The rest of the year
01:08:39It flew by
01:08:40Thank you
01:08:40I moved into
01:08:41Our house
01:08:43Okay
01:08:46Okay
01:08:46Our love for the clippers
01:08:50Is still going strong
01:08:51Maybe too strong
01:08:54Sometimes
01:08:55And no matter how busy Oliver is with work
01:09:00We always do a date night a week
01:09:03No exceptions
01:09:04And almost a year to the date of our Vegas wedding
01:09:09A day after my birthday
01:09:12We renewed our vows
01:09:14We renewed our vows
01:09:14I do
01:09:15I do
01:09:17You may now
01:09:18Not all love stories start off in disaster
01:09:23But now I was sure we'd last
01:09:26We found love in a hopeless place after all
01:09:29And we'll do
01:09:34We'll be right back to you
01:09:34We'll be right back to you
01:09:35We'll be right back to you
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