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00:00:00Married after a four-week fling, and now 18 months later, you now want out?
00:00:10Yes, Your Honor.
00:00:11Stay in your lane, folks.
00:00:14Please state your name and job.
00:00:17Sophia Harper, luxury event designer, foodie.
00:00:20I want a divorce.
00:00:21Ryan Bennett, Wellness Bros. Incorporated.
00:00:24I also wrote a little book called Warrior Mindset.
00:00:26Little?
00:00:27Fifteen months on the Umazon bestseller list?
00:00:32Great.
00:00:32Even he's a fan.
00:00:33No, not me.
00:00:34My daughter's a big fan.
00:00:36Anyway, please tell us what happened, Mr. Bennett.
00:00:40Your Honor, she's overwhelmed.
00:00:42If you look at my Instagram, I'm all in on this marriage.
00:00:51Here you go.
00:00:53Homemade chicken bone broth.
00:00:55It's antibiotics pencil.
00:00:57Homemade chicken bone broth.
00:00:58Oh.
00:01:07Oh.
00:01:08Don't worry.
00:01:09It's all color-cored.
00:01:10And you take the probiotics every two hours.
00:01:13Five and seven, don't take them together.
00:01:14You might get a stomachache.
00:01:15Let me know if you need money.
00:01:16She works too hard.
00:01:28She works too hard.
00:01:28She's so happy.
00:01:32Hey.
00:01:32Hey, my deadline.
00:01:42My deadline.
00:01:42Yeah.
00:01:43All right.
00:01:43My deadline.
00:01:43My deadline.
00:01:43Yeah.
00:01:44Nothing's more important than your help.
00:02:00Mr. Bennett, you do see me.
00:02:03Your Honor, can I say something?
00:02:04She's just exhausted.
00:02:05Look, there's another one.
00:02:07I replaced my little coffee addict's morning coffee with my patented green-powered shake.
00:02:19Seventeen ingredients, engineered for mental and physical dominance.
00:02:22She's gonna love it.
00:02:27Oh, Brian, what is that?
00:02:32That's just your body of ejection, Toxic.
00:02:34Toxic?
00:02:35Try our marriage.
00:02:36Optimization is my love language.
00:02:38Do I ever get a say in my own life?
00:02:47Your Honor, I know that he looks good on paper.
00:02:50Caring husband, successful CEO, best-selling author.
00:02:54But that's not the truth.
00:02:57Please continue, Mrs. Harper.
00:02:58The truth is, he doesn't love me.
00:03:00He just loves fixing me.
00:03:02That's not true at all.
00:03:03You can go sit down now.
00:03:05When I was sick, all I wanted was some peace and quiet in my mom's chicken noodle soup.
00:03:10But Ryan wouldn't stop talking.
00:03:12Day three of Sophia's wellness transformation.
00:03:15She's got a fever.
00:03:16It means the detox is working.
00:03:18Sophia!
00:03:19You get a little sick, right?
00:03:22How are we feeling?
00:03:23Ryan!
00:03:24Get me off your rise right now!
00:03:25Okay.
00:03:26Okay.
00:03:27Oh.
00:03:28She's just a little overheated, that's all.
00:03:30Pills!
00:03:31Uh, no.
00:03:32We don't do pills in this house, we let our bodies heal themselves.
00:03:35Right?
00:03:36You got this!
00:03:42It's 2am.
00:03:43Can you get some sleep?
00:03:45Just five more minutes.
00:03:49Hmm.
00:03:50Make sure you press save, okay?
00:03:51What time is it?
00:04:14Well, I'm late for a meeting.
00:04:16He didn't save it.
00:04:25Eight hours of work and he didn't save it.
00:04:28Even worse, your honor, he wants to know what comes out of me.
00:04:33He asks me to send him poop pics.
00:04:36The Bristol stool chart is a legitimate indicator of digestive health.
00:04:39Mr. Bennett, who on earth takes pictures of someone's bowel movements?
00:04:44So suddenly, this tech toilet from Tokyo shows up at our door and it tracks it.
00:04:49It also analyzes my urine and tells me about it.
00:04:53Congratulations!
00:04:54No business side of this low, foam, consistent hue.
00:04:57Have you been eating more-
00:04:58Shut up!
00:05:02So you're getting a divorce over a talking toilet?
00:05:07I know.
00:05:08It sounds harmless, right?
00:05:10Maybe even adorable.
00:05:12But it's not.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Wait till you hear how he almost wrecked my entire career and everything I've worked for.
00:05:23Miss Harper, you claim Mr. Bennett hurt your career?
00:05:28Not just hurt.
00:05:29Wrecked.
00:05:30I boosted her brain, your honor.
00:05:32Save it!
00:05:33Please continue, Miss Harper.
00:05:37So a couple weeks ago, I had one of the most important events in my career.
00:05:41A Thanksgiving gala.
00:05:42I had the perfect menu.
00:05:44Ryan?
00:05:45Can you grab my phone?
00:05:47It's probably Chelsea.
00:05:50Instead of being upset, embrace the sugar-free anti-inflammatory protocol.
00:05:53Hey, honey, I need my phone.
00:05:54Ditch all the archaic stuff.
00:05:55What are you going to do?
00:05:56It's life-shortening anyway.
00:05:57Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:05:58Hey, hey, hey.
00:05:59Chelsea?
00:06:00Sorry, soap.
00:06:04Your husband just called me fat.
00:06:06I didn't say that.
00:06:07She just fired me.
00:06:11Six-figure job.
00:06:14I can't wait.
00:06:16Sophia, I was just trying to help.
00:06:18Help?
00:06:19Help me?
00:06:20You don't get to do my job for me.
00:06:22You don't get to speak for me or post for me.
00:06:25I increased your click-through by 32 minutes.
00:06:27Oh my god, it's not about a click-through rate.
00:06:30It's about you treating me like a person, not some project that you need to fix.
00:06:34Sophia, you know that-
00:06:35Oh, Ryan, just stop.
00:06:37You do your job and I'll do mine.
00:06:39I just want you to respect me.
00:06:41Go make your freaking green smoothie.
00:06:50Your Honor, he doesn't see me as a wife.
00:06:58He sees me as an appliance that he needs to fix.
00:07:01Sophia, I never meant to be-
00:07:03I've heard enough.
00:07:05Please take a seat.
00:07:09All rise.
00:07:13I am imposing a 30-day trial separation effective immediately.
00:07:20We will reflect and reconvene in January.
00:07:24Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
00:07:25Y'all dismissed.
00:07:27Your Honor, we can't see each other for 30 days?
00:07:33Your Honor, we can't see each other for 30 days?
00:07:35This is not a restraining order.
00:07:40Excuse me.
00:07:41Excuse me.
00:07:42I'm so sorry.
00:07:43Excuse me.
00:07:45Hey, Mom, Dad, I really need to talk to you tomorrow.
00:07:49Sophia.
00:07:50I'm sorry I screwed things up with Chelsea, but that's not what I-
00:07:52You didn't just screw things up.
00:07:53You made decisions for me.
00:07:55But that's not what I was trying to do.
00:07:56I'm going to Tucson tomorrow and I'm telling my parents about our divorce.
00:08:00Your father asked me specifically to come on Thanksgiving so that we could have a talk.
00:08:04Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:07What?
00:08:08I'm going to T-U-L, not T-U-S.
00:08:12I'm going to Tulsa, Oklahoma.
00:08:19It's Thanksgiving tomorrow.
00:08:20Everything's going to be sold out.
00:08:21Perfect.
00:08:22I finally work up the courage to tell them and I can't even get there.
00:08:26I could drive you.
00:08:28I don't think you understand the definition of separation.
00:08:32It's seven hours.
00:08:33I'll drop you off and I can come right back.
00:08:35And why would you do that?
00:08:36Because your father's going to ask me man-to-man why his daughter looks so unhappy.
00:08:40Ugh!
00:08:41Okay, fine.
00:08:42But I control the music and the GPS.
00:08:45Deal.
00:08:46So, there's still a home to go to?
00:08:51For me, not for you.
00:09:02You know, the holidays are for the family.
00:09:04You really should tell them we're getting divorced right now.
00:09:07My dad will support whatever decision you make.
00:09:11God, can she glare any harder?
00:09:14It feels like running a marathon blindfolded.
00:09:17If not for that stupid flight code, I'd be sipping champagne and at a spa right now.
00:09:23Henry is very old school.
00:09:25He's tough.
00:09:26If we tell him that we're getting divorced, he'll kill me.
00:09:29He hated our flashbiting.
00:09:31Said it was reckless.
00:09:32That's love.
00:09:39Hey mom!
00:09:41Actually, I'm driving with Ryan.
00:09:44Not flying.
00:09:45Not flying.
00:09:46Sweetie!
00:09:47Drive safe.
00:09:48Text when you're close.
00:09:49Dad's new security system is a pain in my-
00:09:51You know, your mom is a legend.
00:09:56She ran that restaurant, basically raised the family all by herself.
00:10:01I'm just trying to help you to do something like that.
00:10:03I don't need a coach.
00:10:05I need a partner.
00:10:07Someone that supports me, not micromanaging me all the time.
00:10:14You micromanage that cupcake in your mouth.
00:10:18I'm sorry.
00:10:19Did you want some?
00:10:20Here.
00:10:21Here, here.
00:10:22I'll-
00:10:23I'm driving.
00:10:24Stop.
00:10:25This is my favorite shirt!
00:10:26Well, it's ugly.
00:10:27I made it better.
00:10:28I thought we decided I was in charge of the music.
00:10:39Whatever.
00:10:40Just so you know, we're pulling over when you get started.
00:10:43And why is that?
00:10:44It's unhealthy to sit on your butt longer than four hours.
00:10:46It's unhealthy to sit on your butt for five hours.
00:10:48It's real mature.
00:10:49Mature.
00:11:05Perfect.
00:11:06Stuck in a motel room with you.
00:11:08Thanksgiving miracle.
00:11:09That's not that bad.
00:11:14Can you be quiet, please?
00:11:30Can I sleep?
00:11:31Of course.
00:11:35Good night.
00:11:37You are the only husband I know who wants to get exfoliated on his hunting pen.
00:11:43Correction.
00:11:44I'm the only husband on his honeymoon who gets exfoliated by a goddess.
00:11:58Promise me, whatever happens, we always find our way back here.
00:12:04I promise.
00:12:06This will be our forever reset button.
00:12:13Remember our honeymoon resort?
00:12:14Yeah.
00:12:15We had the best massages.
00:12:16Never as good as yours though.
00:12:18Does your back hurt?
00:12:19Here, let me help you.
00:12:20What are you doing, Ryan?
00:12:21Strictly therapeutic.
00:12:22Your dog tags are cold for cold.
00:12:23Oh.
00:12:24I'm gonna go.
00:12:25I'm gonna go.
00:12:26No.
00:12:27I'm gonna go.
00:12:28I'm gonna go.
00:12:29I'm gonna go.
00:12:30No.
00:12:31We have no more.
00:12:32I'm gonna go.
00:12:33I'm gonna go.
00:12:34I'm gonna go.
00:12:36Does your back hurt?
00:12:38Here, let me help you.
00:12:40What are you doing, Ryan?
00:12:42Strictly therapeutic.
00:12:49Your... your dog tags are cold.
00:12:52Sorry.
00:13:05Hey, hey, Ryan, are you okay?
00:13:19Yeah.
00:13:22Yeah, I'm okay.
00:13:25Okay.
00:13:27Goodnight.
00:13:35Okay.
00:13:49Just remember, we are going to pretend that everything's fine.
00:13:54I'm following your lead.
00:13:56I can prove to you that I can do better.
00:13:58You son of a gun.
00:14:10Oh, your dad knows you want a divorce. He's gonna murder me.
00:14:12No, it's just him being him.
00:14:14Hey, Dad! Knock it off!
00:14:16Put the gun down!
00:14:19Oh, God.
00:14:22Henry!
00:14:23Good to see you, man!
00:14:28Come on.
00:14:29Come on.
00:14:30Come on.
00:14:31Bring it in.
00:14:32Bring it in.
00:14:33Come on.
00:14:34You.
00:14:35You triggered my brand new security system and it came barging up here like this.
00:14:38Get over here, little girl.
00:14:40Give me that hug.
00:14:41Put the gun down first.
00:14:46Oh, okay.
00:14:48Put me down.
00:14:49Put me down.
00:14:50Where's Mom?
00:14:52Oh, you gorgeous people!
00:14:54Henry!
00:14:57Stop playing Jack Reacher and get their bags.
00:15:01Come in.
00:15:02Relax.
00:15:03Unwind.
00:15:05Decompress.
00:15:07Dinner's at six.
00:15:09Leave the gun outside.
00:15:10Dodge.
00:15:17Everything smells fabulous, Mom.
00:15:20Doesn't it, Ryan?
00:15:22Yep.
00:15:25Can't believe my eyes.
00:15:28So, Nona, do you need help with anything?
00:15:31Si, si, bellissima.
00:15:33Give me great grandbabies.
00:15:39I don't think anytime soon.
00:15:41Oh, um...
00:15:43Nona, I, uh...
00:15:45Really...
00:15:46Veggies look really good.
00:15:48Especially the kale.
00:15:49Mmm.
00:15:50Si, si, amore.
00:15:51I remember you like it.
00:15:54Nona, I did bring, uh...
00:15:55Avocado oil.
00:15:57Tart healthy.
00:15:58Low cholesterol.
00:16:00You so silly.
00:16:03Try to change the family's recipe.
00:16:09In Sicily, people disappear for that.
00:16:12So thankful we're all to be together.
00:16:16Family and food, it's a beautiful formula.
00:16:20Henry, get your ass in here.
00:16:22Mmm.
00:16:24There you go.
00:16:26I didn't know you cooked too.
00:16:27Oh, it's just my specialty.
00:16:28A little something I call Tucson Chowder.
00:16:29You get to take the first bite.
00:16:30Oh.
00:16:31Oh.
00:16:32Oh.
00:16:33Oh.
00:16:34Oh.
00:16:35Oh, it's just my specialty.
00:16:36A little something I call Tucson Chowder.
00:16:39You get to take the first bite.
00:16:40Oh.
00:16:41Oh.
00:16:56The special ingredient is ghost pepper.
00:17:02You walked right into that one, Ryan.
00:17:05Who said father?
00:17:18Is she already gone?
00:17:19Cold water is the worst thing you can take with it.
00:17:21My husband is an immature 12-year-old, but he is right.
00:17:27You can only neutralize the pepper burn with dairy and some bread.
00:17:31Good boy. Ryan doesn't eat like that. Right, babe?
00:17:35Take a crescent roller.
00:17:37You know, when I was in the FBI, all the new agents, they got rashed like this. Builds character.
00:17:47This isn't FBI boot camp, Henry. It's Thanksgiving. So, what's new with you two?
00:17:57Um, you want to tell them, babe? Or should I?
00:18:03Yeah! So, we just opened a new wellness center and it was going to be dropped the contract for the app.
00:18:12That's not the half of it. He dropped everything to drive me here this weekend.
00:18:17Only after you dropped the wrong plane ticket.
00:18:20Well, I think love is about accepting people for their mistakes.
00:18:25So, how long did we get to hold you captive?
00:18:29Just this weekend.
00:18:30Oh, no, Daddy. Me for the weekend. He's leaving tomorrow.
00:18:36Sorry. I've got to take this.
00:18:40He's married to his phone.
00:18:43Oh, there, Sophia.
00:18:45Sophia. It never stops, even on Thanksgiving. I'll book a flight home and he'll be leaving tomorrow.
00:18:51Nope. No need. So, I should survive him.
00:18:54Aw. Even busy, you managed to get Sophia home. Some retired folks never home. Off doing God knows what.
00:19:04Dad? Is she talking about you?
00:19:10These phones. They too smart now. Innovating the dinner table.
00:19:17Sorry. It's my high school friends and Marcus. They want to get drinks after dinner.
00:19:22Oh, Marcus just opened a new restaurant. You'll have plenty to discuss.
00:19:28I'd like to go, too.
00:19:33I'll see if they have room.
00:19:46Congrats on your company, Sophia.
00:19:48We talked to your mom.
00:19:49You are crushing it, girl.
00:19:51Thank you. I mean, success is great as long as I don't lose myself in it.
00:19:55Hey, party people. Sorry I'm late. I had to hunt for street parking. I didn't want to hand off my new Porsche to the valets.
00:20:05Someone's got a fancy new toy.
00:20:07Couldn't resist. As promised. Here she is.
00:20:14Hi, Marcus.
00:20:15I follow your IG, SoCalGliterati. Sketching your dreams onto dinner plates. I'm so proud of you.
00:20:25And this must be...
00:20:29Ryan. My husband.
00:20:33Funny you should mention art. It's the first thing I noticed about Sophia.
00:20:37We met at an event that I organized.
00:20:41The walls were covered in these vivid paintings and I was hooked. Even before I tasted it.
00:20:48Same here. When I was 17, bussing tables at Graziella, I kept hearing about the owner's talented daughter, the artist.
00:20:59Much to my surprise, she was my age.
00:21:02Is that when you designed your mom's menus? You painted the frescoes on the wall?
00:21:06And the ceiling and the window displays.
00:21:10I was able to get a few shifts in waiting tables between all the paintings.
00:21:15Last year, for our second anniversary, I was in a deep detox cleanse, so I couldn't eat cake.
00:21:20So Sophia painted one for me. It hangs up in my office.
00:21:23Could we get a closer look? Sure.
00:21:30You must come to my new restaurant.
00:21:34And Ryan, too, of course.
00:21:37Here, y'all. Hot off the press.
00:21:40Is that a chola?
00:21:43Cholla, with two L's named after my favorite cactus.
00:21:49Business cards are so last century, he just wanted us to see his Rolex.
00:21:54Maybe for your second anniversary, we could eat that cake in real life.
00:21:58I sure hope that that happens.
00:22:06You know what we miss the most about Soph?
00:22:10Her laugh.
00:22:11How great that you get to hear it every day.
00:22:14I wish I got to hear it more.
00:22:16Mm-hmm.
00:22:36Draw what you'd cook if no one is watching or judging.
00:22:43...or judging.
00:23:07Forgot how good this used to feel.
00:23:10When did I stop seeing this?
00:23:33I should have asked you months ago, but...
00:23:36...it's not too late.
00:23:38For what?
00:23:40For you to design my restaurant.
00:23:45Get some of this up on those walls.
00:23:49I would, Marcus, but I...
00:23:51Oh!
00:23:54Sorry. Duty calls. Literally. One second.
00:24:00Ryan gave me security. And structure. But somehow I lost this part of me. I know one thing. Love, it shouldn't feel like a performance review.
00:24:10Since I don't drink a lot. It's hard to tell.
00:24:23I think I'm drunk.
00:24:25Yeah, you are well on your way.
00:24:30But that doesn't mean that I don't know what I'm saying.
00:24:34Which is what, exactly?
00:24:36Exactly.
00:24:38I know that I made it hard for you to be you and this is so bad.
00:24:44And I know that I need to be me and so you can count on me, you know?
00:24:53And I need... I need you.
00:25:03Sophia...
00:25:05I think it's time to go home.
00:25:09Sophia, Ryan, wake up. Time to hit the Black Friday craft market.
00:25:24Is there any water?
00:25:26No.
00:25:30Tell me the truth.
00:25:32What's up with Henry? He's been coming home late most nights for weeks now.
00:25:36Who's he been hanging out with?
00:25:39His so-called new friends.
00:25:41You've been around your father. Who's making friends with that?
00:25:45Maybe you just need some space, Mom. You can be a lot sometimes.
00:25:49I can. Henry almost shot him in the driveway.
00:25:53Henry's in great shape. Maybe he's just exercising.
00:25:56Please. All dressed up in button-down shirts and new cowboy boots?
00:26:01That is weird.
00:26:02And last night, Henry pops off with this. Learning new things keeps you young.
00:26:09And I said, where'd you learn that? Only fans?
00:26:12Huh.
00:26:17Ryan!
00:26:19Ryan!
00:26:21Ryan!
00:26:23Ryan!
00:26:24Wake up! Bennett! We need to go!
00:26:26Ryan! Wake up, soldier!
00:26:27We are not safe here!
00:26:29Ryan!
00:26:30Wake up, Ryan!
00:26:31Ryan! You okay?
00:26:35Yeah.
00:26:37I'm sorry.
00:26:38I've got you, okay?
00:26:39You okay?
00:26:40You okay?
00:26:41You okay?
00:26:42You okay?
00:26:43You okay?
00:26:44You okay?
00:26:53What are we making?
00:26:54Garbage pot.
00:26:56It tastes better than it sounds.
00:27:01Can I help?
00:27:03Sure.
00:27:04About today, I know you said you were okay, but are you?
00:27:21Marketplace, outside Kabul, you were in the thick open.
00:27:29A lot of casualties.
00:27:33So today, with all the people and the noise, just...
00:27:36You were triggered.
00:27:38I'm sorry I ruined your mother's day.
00:27:41You didn't.
00:27:49Hi, Dottie. What's up?
00:27:53About Henry.
00:27:54A tracker?
00:27:57You put GPS on my husband's car?
00:28:01Of course I'm not angry.
00:28:04Spill it.
00:28:06Cooking can be very therapeutic.
00:28:09If you focus on it, it can help ground you.
00:28:15Ryan, what are you doing?
00:28:18Crimping the edges evenly.
00:28:20Okay.
00:28:22You need to, like, ease up, cowboy, okay?
00:28:24Okay.
00:28:25Unclench your jaw.
00:28:26Relax your wrists.
00:28:28Here.
00:28:29We'll do it together.
00:28:34I can be good at this.
00:28:35You are good at it.
00:28:37You see, sometimes if you just let go,
00:28:40you'll find success.
00:28:41Can we not get divorced?
00:28:48Oh, my goodness.
00:28:52Oh, my goodness.
00:28:56Oh, my God!
00:28:58Jesus H. Christ!
00:28:59Jesus H. Christ!
00:29:17Sausage smells incredible.
00:29:20I made some heart-healthy oatmeal.
00:29:22heart-healthy oatmeal. You want a taste?
00:29:25Hmm. Nah.
00:29:32Oh, speaking of hearts,
00:29:35how healthy is your marriage, big guy?
00:29:39Ryan's just trying to prolong your life, Henry,
00:29:42so you could enjoy decades more
00:29:46playing with your drones, going on your retreats
00:29:49out in the desert where you don't answer your phone.
00:29:53Does that sound like wellness to you?
00:29:56Because this is not what I expected retirement to look like.
00:29:59Well, right back at you, babe.
00:30:01Are you aware that every moment of our lives
00:30:03is micromanaged by you, Grace?
00:30:07I sold a restaurant I love
00:30:10for more family time.
00:30:12Sneaking around, secret-keeping,
00:30:15and that stuck-up Victoria maze.
00:30:18Okay, what does Marcus's mom have to do with it?
00:30:22You know, I will take stuck-up over hysterical, Grace,
00:30:25and that's what you are right now.
00:30:27You tricked me.
00:30:29You are nothing like you were when we met.
00:30:33Okay, can we just have a peaceful breakfast?
00:30:36Well, that depends, Dolly.
00:30:40How about you tell us what's going on with you and Ryan?
00:30:44You always said that meeting him was like a fairy tale.
00:30:48Because it was.
00:30:50I was throwing an event for his company.
00:30:53I got so caught up in it all, I forgot to eat that day.
00:30:58I got so caught up in it.
00:31:00I got so caught up in it.
00:31:02Make sure you get those blueberries on the side.
00:31:07Sophia Harper, I'm Ryan Bennett.
00:31:09We spoke on the phone.
00:31:10Yes, hi.
00:31:11Happy to meet you.
00:31:12Nice to meet you.
00:31:13Nice to meet you.
00:31:14I must look like a wreck.
00:31:21You look like someone in pursuit of their dreams.
00:31:25Hmm.
00:31:26Here.
00:31:27I added spirulina and Himalaya salt.
00:31:30You should bounce back in about three minutes.
00:31:32That soon?
00:31:33Yep.
00:31:41I was convinced that that's what love looks like.
00:31:45And now I know that marriage takes a lot more work.
00:31:49You got that right.
00:31:52I want a divorce.
00:32:00You want what?!
00:32:01Mom!
00:32:03What?!
00:32:04Ryan!
00:32:05I just offered him oatmeal.
00:32:06Oh, my God.
00:32:15Hey, Dad!
00:32:16How could Mom want a divorce?
00:32:18Such a passionate woman there, right?
00:32:21She sure doesn't give a frog's fat ass about money.
00:32:24Okay, ew.
00:32:25Disgusting.
00:32:26What's going on?
00:32:27I bought a drone camera and camping equipment because...
00:32:31Sophia, I like taking pictures out of the desert.
00:32:35I mean, don't I have the right to do that after 38 years of chasing scumbags, huh?
00:32:40The minute I say that I want to split up our retirement so that I can handle my own money,
00:32:45well, then she starts acting like I'm sending it to some Nigerian Prince!
00:32:50Yeah, sounds familiar.
00:32:51It's not about the money.
00:32:54I don't even recognize the man I married anymore.
00:32:57That wonder.
00:32:58Deliveries.
00:32:59Every.
00:33:00Day.
00:33:01Drones.
00:33:02ATVs!
00:33:03Night vision goggles!
00:33:04I mean, what did he join the survivalist militia?
00:33:10Yeah, these are beautiful.
00:33:16Is that...
00:33:17That you know what we discussed there's a breakthrough let's go oh yeah great great great let's start
00:33:28motoring and I'll see you soon not too soon practice makes perfect. Lovely to see you dear bye
00:33:37He's cheating on mom with Marcus's mom
00:33:56Arrivederci Henry I hope you and Victoria have a blast botox bimbo
00:34:07One spouse controlling everything the other wanting to escape this sounds so familiar
00:34:14Dad's desperate for freedom mom's doubling down on control it's just like us but flipped
00:34:23Um my dad just drove off with Marcus's mom I saw you need to do something about it now
00:34:37What at least I tried
00:34:47How do you know that he's in this building I set up his phone last hours in town so I can track him
00:34:51I know he's in that building you stay here and do whatever
00:35:06Can I just go in sorry guests only past this point do you have a key card
00:35:12You know what totally forgot it but my family's in there it I'll just be a few minutes family
00:35:19Wait you're Henry harper's daughter right
00:35:23Yes um but you don't need to tell him that I'm here
00:35:29Hello
00:35:31Brian Bennett my nieces are huge fans
00:35:34Thanks thanks very sweet um do you mind if we go in it's family business this is uh
00:35:40my my wife
00:35:42She's your wife
00:35:47Okay
00:35:48You both can go in if I can get a selfie
00:35:52You got it
00:35:53Not like that
00:35:55Not like that
00:35:56Yes work it
00:35:58Yeah honey
00:36:13Really underestimated your dad's rhythm
00:36:16Who's that woman?
00:36:21Who's that woman?
00:36:22It's not Victoria Mays
00:36:24Who is that?
00:36:28I don't really think your dad would cheat especially not with a 90 year old
00:36:32Who knows
00:36:35You're on your second slice by the way
00:36:40It's even better with the honey mustard
00:36:44Add a little
00:36:52Package for Henry harper
00:37:01Thank you
00:37:04Ma'am oh excuse me ma'am can you get your signature?
00:37:06What's that?
00:37:08Uh this is not my mom's size
00:37:12That is not Victoria Mays size either
00:37:16Or any of the women in that dance class
00:37:19Maybe it's for Henry
00:37:21Sometimes people's inner drag queen takes a while to come out
00:37:26Ryan are you really making a joke right now while my father is destroying their marriage?
00:37:32You know maybe Henry wouldn't be doing whatever it is he's doing if Grace wasn't such a control freak
00:37:38Okay are you talking about their marriage or ours?
00:37:41Meaning what?
00:37:43For someone who curates every single second of his life you really are so unaware
00:37:49Me?
00:37:49Micromanaging check
00:37:51Overstepping boundaries check
00:37:53Being a bossy freak
00:37:55Check check triple check
00:37:56Everything that I do is for you
00:37:59You sound just like my mom when she's talking to my dad
00:38:02Just because you believe it doesn't mean that it's right
00:38:05Then tell me what do you want?
00:38:07I want to be your partner not your freaking project
00:38:12What the hell is this?
00:38:18Dooo
00:38:28Wow
00:38:32Oh
00:38:34Oh no I... I can't explain this
00:38:37Oh go ahead I'm all ears
00:38:41Well you remember when we loved to go dancing back in the day right?
00:38:45Well, I thought, since now that we're retired, we should just dive back into it.
00:38:50But why keep it a secret?
00:38:53Maybe it was a surprise.
00:38:55Bingo.
00:38:55Yeah.
00:38:56Look, our 35th wedding anniversary is in February, isn't it, right?
00:39:01Sorry, it's been 15 years since I've danced, so I wanted to get back there and get some of my salsa moves back.
00:39:07So I started taking classes at La Condella, practicing all the time, anytime I can get it.
00:39:12So I bought this, you know, for you.
00:39:15And I have a matching one for the man, you know, it's stashed in my camping gear.
00:39:20You'll think I wear a size 22.
00:39:2320? What?
00:39:2520?
00:39:26Oh, boy, I really screwed up.
00:39:30Grace, I'm...
00:39:31Come on, come on, come on.
00:39:35Come, sit down.
00:39:37Just come, come, come.
00:39:38Come and have a seat.
00:39:40Have a seat, Grace.
00:39:45Now, Grace, you know, I've been looking out for danger for most of my life.
00:39:56But I've never stopped looking out for you.
00:40:00You're the most important thing in the world for me to protect.
00:40:04I know you said that when I got retired, I was a drifting.
00:40:13I have.
00:40:15I have a purpose now.
00:40:19Right?
00:40:20And that is to get us back.
00:40:25I thought we were.
00:40:27I thought we were.
00:40:30This is so great.
00:40:35What can we do with you?
00:40:40Together.
00:40:42We're going to have a Cinderella moment, though.
00:40:45Sure looks like it.
00:40:46I just can't believe you thought I'd wear something that hideous.
00:40:50I thought it's beautiful.
00:40:57And I'm just so relieved.
00:40:59I'm sorry.
00:41:01And the answer is yes.
00:41:03Oh, my dad.
00:41:04Come here, you.
00:41:06That's my grace.
00:41:11And I'm just...
00:41:13I'm so relieved that I get to be with this marvelous family.
00:41:18I'm so relieved that I can't believe you.
00:41:25Hello.
00:41:27What's up, Ma?
00:41:29My wife went to bye bye.
00:41:32I come to see Seth Meyers on late night.
00:41:38But this could be first.
00:41:43Hmm.
00:41:43What?
00:41:48It's the Hallmark card they forgot to write.
00:41:57I thought love had to be loud or perfect.
00:42:01Maybe it's just this.
00:42:03A quiet space where you're allowed to say what you're afraid of and be heard.
00:42:07Maybe I've never given Ryan that space.
00:42:11Maybe I should.
00:42:14I thought I was helping her when all this time I was controlling what I was afraid to lose.
00:42:19I've never met someone with a soul as vibrant and beautiful as yours.
00:42:27You show me beauty that data models could never capture.
00:42:31I know that we've only known each other for four weeks.
00:42:34And I know this is crazy.
00:42:36But I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
00:42:39Will you marry me?
00:42:41Yes.
00:42:42Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:42:43Yes.
00:42:43Yes.
00:42:43Yes.
00:42:43Yes.
00:42:43Yes.
00:42:43Yes.
00:42:43Yes.
00:42:43Yes.
00:42:43Yes.
00:42:43Yes.
00:42:43Yes.
00:42:43Yes.
00:42:43Yes.
00:42:43Yes.
00:42:43Yes.
00:42:45Yes.
00:42:45Yes.
00:42:45Yes.
00:42:45Yes.
00:42:49It's almost time for my bambino, Seth Meyers.
00:43:17He's so cute.
00:43:21If I was 10 years younger.
00:43:26Oh, my God.
00:43:28Oh, good Lord.
00:43:29Are you pregnant?
00:43:32She's not pregnant.
00:43:40Maybe it's all that garbage pie you were eating.
00:43:45Or not.
00:43:47Well, you're not pregnant.
00:43:52You have stress-induced gastritis.
00:43:54Inflammation of the stomach lining.
00:43:56I don't know if I'm relieved or disappointed.
00:44:01Well, for now, let's just try and reduce your stress levels.
00:44:04Emotionally induced stress is literally eating you from the inside out.
00:44:08I'm on it, Doc.
00:44:09Great.
00:44:11Great.
00:44:17Check this out.
00:44:18It's my newest app.
00:44:19It's a happiness tracker.
00:44:20So, you strap your phone to this handy little device here.
00:44:25Mm-hmm.
00:44:26And it gives you a daily bliss score based on facial scans, laugh frequencies,
00:44:30and your answers to 10 to 30 survey questions throughout the day.
00:44:34Presenting Optimirth.
00:44:38It's a working time.
00:44:39What do you think?
00:44:39I think you need to work harder.
00:44:42On the name?
00:44:45No.
00:44:46Sorry, I don't think happiness should require an algorithm.
00:44:53This whole pregnancy thing has really made me think about what I want.
00:44:57You mean about having kids?
00:45:08About being married.
00:45:13Sophia, I don't know how to make you trust me to understand that I want to be here.
00:45:22You should use this.
00:45:23Stop trying to fight through it.
00:45:24Your stomach's all wonky.
00:45:27I don't know how to make you think about it.
00:45:28I don't know how to make you think about it.
00:45:36Mackenzie Duncan just tagged you in a story.
00:45:39What?
00:45:40Why?
00:45:42What's going on?
00:45:44My client, well, ex-client.
00:45:48I did a premiere party for Tal and my boyfriend last year.
00:45:52It was a hit.
00:45:53Well, a party, not the movie.
00:45:56That sucked.
00:45:58But now she's saying that the event was soulless?
00:46:02My party was amazing!
00:46:04It's just one person's opinion.
00:46:05And influencers!
00:46:07This is stressing out.
00:46:12I'll run your bubble bath, okay?
00:46:14I'll run your bubble bath, okay?
00:46:20I'll run your bubble bath.
00:46:21I'll run your bubble bath, okay?
00:46:25I'll run your bubble bath.
00:46:27I'll run your bubble bath with a little bit.
00:46:29Hi everyone, and welcome to this very brief, impromptu live stream.
00:46:37post and I don't know what to do about it but what I do know is I'm an artist and I have my
00:46:45own point of view and I'm so tired of having to come to social media to talk about it but
00:46:52whatever she can go hire some other person to do her parties I don't care
00:47:07thank you for the wonderful party I wish you let me pay for it forget it if I can't give my best
00:47:15friend a baby shower then why am I in this business oh honey why are you crying I just I don't know why
00:47:26I'm in this business I mean today was an exception but every day I feel like I'm just trying to make
00:47:31people happy and I'm not happy I mean I feel like a fake freaking fraud I should go I'm so sorry
00:47:38no no why I don't want to ruin your party Sophia that is not possible you're the reason that this
00:47:47is so special but you're right about one thing happiness is not a performance it's seeds planted
00:47:58deep inside of you and in order to cultivate them you have to slow down breathe and listen
00:48:09to yourself you're taking way too much yoga now
00:48:17I'm pitching a new kind of experience for all of us it's called enter the void it's an immersive pop-up
00:48:27event where we share personal struggles or secrets that are then transformed into evocative
00:48:33multi-sensory installations not to showcase pain but to validate it and foster healing and yes there
00:48:42will be lots of food
00:48:43I'll pay for it thanks but no thanks I want you to support me emotionally not financially
00:49:03I do support you because it sounds amazing cathartic
00:49:11sexy
00:49:33it's called vodka acai Icelandic vodka infused with acai berries oh why didn't we think of that
00:49:49because it tastes like rubbing alcohol and acai berries mixed together are people having fun they're
00:49:56pretending to just like me one real and then I'm out hey guys guess who's here with us our host Roxy
00:50:08Reinhardt seriously check her out at I know it don't tell me go IMD by there so close at joy
00:50:21to be now Roxy can you tell us how did you decide to infuse vodka and acai no because I love clean
00:50:28living and dirty dancing
00:50:31I hate these people in this party goddammit castraters
00:50:40I meant to stop the live stream but I accidentally hit the camera flip button
00:50:52I know you're asking not to go through your Instagram but just tell me what did Roxy comment
00:51:05she actually hasn't commented yet and her fans don't seem that upset um I'm guessing that they're
00:51:11the most responsible for your bump what bump you gained 11,000 followers tonight
00:51:18embracing unhappiness really does unlock authenticity I wasn't trying to be brave or relatable I was just
00:51:29in pain and I guess people connected with that because it was real then Ryan pulled out his
00:51:37Optimirth app and we got into a huge fight you are always trying to fix me what if this is me what if
00:51:46this is the messy broken gastrically inflamed me okay I'm not some Instagram algorithm that you can just
00:51:53fix okay I'm a person do you think you can actually love me if this is just this is just who I am
00:51:59what did he say nothing he left the room and then came back and just held me all night
00:52:07didn't say one word maybe I broke him maybe you showed him exactly what he needed to see
00:52:15you don't need fixing true strength isn't about meeting anyone's expectations
00:52:21it's about finding inner peace then I may be implementing a very radical and terrifying concept
00:52:51you said your stomach was feeling better so I thought I would make you dinner
00:53:08I thought pasta would be easy it's not the box says you cook it from 7 to 11 minutes that's four
00:53:16minutes worth of margin for error but the third time is a try just come over here and try it
00:53:21small bite
00:53:27that is extremely overpowering borderlining apocalyptic
00:53:41but I I recognize the secret ingredient love
00:53:49that's great
00:53:53how about dessert
00:53:56I went to Echo Park and got your favorite gelato
00:54:00wait no
00:54:02you mean that stuff you call cancer in a cart
00:54:05yes
00:54:07I need a lot more than that
00:54:12oh it's perfect
00:54:15mm-hmm
00:54:18mmm
00:54:19I have to say
00:54:28I feel betrayed
00:54:30by both of you actually
00:54:32you're telling me you're due back in divorce court in 22 days to potentially end this marriage
00:54:38nothing's been decided yet
00:54:39it's complicated
00:54:41we have
00:54:42and
00:54:42I'm really not telling anyone yet
00:54:45oh I am not just anyone so
00:54:49Ryan come on
00:54:50I'm your best friend
00:54:52I was your best man at your wedding
00:54:54you're my favorite ex best roommate
00:54:56and so I think of you as a sister
00:54:59and to see your relationship in jeopardy like this
00:55:03it's crushing
00:55:04it's devastating
00:55:06and it should not be happening
00:55:08without 24-7 camera coverage
00:55:11I'm sorry Leo
00:55:14I don't know if I heard you right
00:55:16are you trying to make another one of your reality TV shows out of our divorce
00:55:19that is exactly what I am suggesting
00:55:22Ryan
00:55:23you're a wellness guru with an established brand
00:55:26and your popularity has been spiking
00:55:29ever since that accidental livestream party Vaka incident thing
00:55:34that was hysterical
00:55:35I loved it
00:55:36yeah now I'm trying to rebrand myself and have authenticity
00:55:40I don't think projecting my whole personal life and all of my problems
00:55:44to thousands of people on TV is really going to help that
00:55:47first off
00:55:48millions of viewers
00:55:49and second off
00:55:50how dare you
00:55:52you know my work
00:55:53you've seen my emmys
00:55:54my nominations
00:55:56you know I do not produce cheap shit life at all
00:56:01I just don't think this is for us Leo
00:56:05before you make a decision
00:56:07think of how the exposure on Bravo has optimized every single Real Housewives site
00:56:13I don't like the word optimize
00:56:19Sophie doesn't like the word optimize
00:56:22oh I do too self
00:56:24I do too
00:56:26but it's 500k each
00:56:30five hundred thousand dollars
00:56:32wait wait wait did I say 500k
00:56:34I'm sorry
00:56:35I meant 750k
00:56:38just think about it
00:56:39think about it
00:56:41I'm going to head to Erewhon
00:56:43get a smoothie so I can
00:56:44chug down my mood stabilizers
00:56:46I'll talk to you both later
00:56:48thanks Leo
00:56:54maybe this is the price we need to pay for all of our mistakes
00:56:58at least with this we could say that we tried it
00:57:05it's from Leo that's nice
00:57:21welcome to marriage SOS
00:57:24now hidden cameras are rolling but don't you worry bathrooms are off limits I make sure of that
00:57:28so relax
00:57:29just be yourself
00:57:30say whatever you feel whatever is on your mind just go with it
00:57:34what if we don't want to be ourselves
00:57:36too late
00:57:37but remember everything is recorded and everything is ours
00:57:43still time to back out
00:57:45not really
00:57:45why are we whispering
00:57:47first dates
00:57:56you need to be the perfect version of yourself
00:58:02if you want a second date anyway
00:58:20guilty
00:58:22on our first date I pretended to be way less rigid than I really am
00:58:26much much less
00:58:27you look fantastic
00:58:35thanks full disclosure I had an entire makeup team help me get ready
00:58:40me too
00:58:41crazy so like tell me about yourself
00:58:44well I have ptsd
00:58:45I was two tours in afghanistan I was like oh
00:58:48need an emotional support animal so I adopted as possum
00:58:50awesome that's amazing
00:58:52a little bit about me I have a slight drinking problem and I'm obsessed with
00:58:57dessert is that okay with you
00:58:59well sugar's evil but who doesn't like an alcoholic I'm here for it
00:59:03wow you are so understanding
00:59:05you know what I better run to the ladies room my thong is just riding up my ass
00:59:09same for me all night
00:59:10crazy
00:59:15hey mom sorry it took so long to call
00:59:19Ryan and I actually decided to do a reality tv show
00:59:22it's called uh marriage sos crazy
00:59:31wha wha wha wha wha wha what do you slow down
00:59:34what do you mean you know
00:59:37they they they reached out to you what do they want
00:59:42what did you send them
00:59:44mom
00:59:46mom
00:59:52we're rolling okay excuse me
00:59:57all right
00:59:59Ryan Sophia and everyone watching at home
01:00:02today we're going to start with something I like to call the vulnerability exercise
01:00:07the game is the memory box you open this box you pull out some childhood trauma
01:00:14then you let your partner help you through that trauma
01:00:18and that feels manipulative
01:00:22I'm okay with it if you are awesome awesome because we reached out to your families for some
01:00:28significant very very old photos take this box
01:00:33I don't I don't know why my mom would send this I don't think we should talk about this on camera
01:00:53let me see
01:00:57you're just a kid what happened oh my god
01:01:03that's that's after my car accident at tucson children's hospital
01:01:10wait when were you there
01:01:14uh
01:01:16july july 15th 2001 i was eight i was 11. i was there that day too
01:01:27see you two have just discovered how deep your connection actually runs congratulations
01:01:34i was carpooling home with friends we were hit by a drunk driver
01:01:45i was leaving little league i was walking home just happened to see the crash my mom had just
01:01:52bought me a phone so i called 911 and i waited for them i was stuck in the back seat my legs were
01:02:00pinned i couldn't feel them i was so scared but he he stayed by me she was trapped so i just held her
01:02:09hand so she wouldn't pass out he distracted me it was a clear night and he pointed out jupiter
01:02:17saturn constellations scorpio sagittarius cygnus the swan
01:02:24ryan you saved me i shouldn't have been anywhere near you i just happened to miss the last bus
01:02:34it's incredible it's impossible it's destiny i couldn't agree more now the question is
01:02:43what does destiny mean to you now find out on the next episode
01:02:54and welcome back i would love if you both spoke from my heart in knowing what you know now
01:03:05what does destiny mean to you ryan
01:03:11i used to think that destiny was some romantic nonsense something that lazy people made up because
01:03:20they didn't want to put in the work but we found out that we met all those years ago i didn't know
01:03:30your name i just knew you needed help and i wasn't going to leave until you were safe
01:03:38destiny isn't about some cosmic lottery it's about how we choose to handle
01:03:46the opportunities that we're given uh when i was eight i thought i was saved by an angel
01:03:56and i dreamed about you so much i think i started to believe that's all you were
01:04:02an angel i think the universe brought us back together so i could say thank you
01:04:08you're welcome
01:04:08destiny has a persuasive method of weighing in on our actions but they're still our choices to make
01:04:22when i come see you it's an easy one
01:04:25will she or won't she take him back i mean just a few days ago sophia harper was in front of a judge
01:04:34begging for a divorce and her husband ryan he said oh no no way in light of tonight's stunning revelation
01:04:43we're giving ryan one hour to write new vows how will sophia harper respond find out next time
01:04:50on marriage sos good night everyone
01:04:59when i proposed i was all in i meant it it felt right but also compulsive like the relationship
01:05:09had nowhere else to go which is nuts because we'd only known each other for four weeks
01:05:15i felt an extreme pressure to say yes to him i knew it was way too soon but it just seemed so
01:05:23important to him and here we are and here we are brian sophia my beloved crew we got a million people
01:05:36watching this live there's there's no cuts no retakes no edits you guys ready for this ready
01:05:44ready ready ready and action
01:05:58so
01:06:11sophia i spent so much time trying to optimize you
01:06:19when i should have just been seeing you
01:06:21i want to be the person that notices everything your quiet struggles your victories large and small
01:06:32i want to make sure that no part of your life goes unnoticed ryan i promise that even when you're
01:06:39shredding my very very last nerve to remember that you're just trying to protect me which you've been
01:06:47doing since i was eight years old but love is so much more than that it's about being brave together
01:06:58i'm just glad you're not trying to propose to me on live television
01:07:02i mean how pathetic would that have been i would have had to say no
01:07:06i just want to make sure that i don't lose a part of myself in us
01:07:14and i want to work on our story together one page at a time
01:07:23what kind of non-answer is that
01:07:27is that a cell phone find that cell phone i'm sorry to kill that sorry it's mine
01:07:32it's it's it's an emergency ringtone i have to take this it's just wellness guru stuff
01:07:37bad timing bro what aspen now are you serious what what's going on it's just a small little
01:07:49existential crisis one of our investors is trying to back out what about aspen i have to be there
01:07:57first thing in the morning i guess this is what they mean when they say that's a wrap i'm just
01:08:03killed the show yeah i know sorry everybody sorry should we send our invoice yes please info
01:08:13thanks i'll be right down car's here to pick me up hey wait this is for you
01:08:19thanks babe aspen is expecting a massive storm so you gotta stay warm i hate rushing off like this
01:08:34you're gonna do great just don't let the work define you i'll be fine you always are
01:08:49thanks diego um while you're here do you mind getting some pics for social media
01:09:08you got it boss oh also while i finish prepping for the presentation if you could just greet the
01:09:13investors as they filter in that'd be great no problem boss
01:09:16yeah one of them is already here and i think it's your ex elise
01:09:25the one and only
01:09:31hey
01:09:38it's been way too long here have a seat
01:09:40the police actually helped me start the company we were two visionaries in love for a moment and then
01:09:48someone dumped me i pulled the plug on our relationship but not my investment thankfully
01:09:58after the meeting i want to hear all about married life you look settled
01:10:03nobody else
01:10:08cute
01:10:11diego says we're living proof that opposites attract
01:10:15i love busting cliches and who wouldn't want to be with someone like you depends on who you ask
01:10:22Me? You're the one rescuing Sophie, the quirky artist that you're teaching her to fly.
01:10:32That's not it at all. I used to think that strength was never falling, but she's taught me that real
01:10:43strength is being seen. Flaws and all. Wow. You really have changed. Ryan, I knew and
01:10:54marry the numbers, not the girl.
01:11:13Do I throw a hell of a Christmas or what? You most certainly do. So how's Ryan doing in Aspen?
01:11:36Okay. We think his assistant Diego emailed me and said they don't have any cell coverage
01:11:43because of the blizzard. Yeah. We could stalk his Instagram and see if he's posted anything.
01:11:54What is it?
01:11:57Um, that's his ex, right? Yes.
01:12:04Elise Jordan. She's everything I'm not. Perfect, polished, severe, amazing in the boardroom.
01:12:14Probably the bedroom. Did Brian tell you she was going to be there? Nope.
01:12:19Uh, but she's a major investor, so. Right. I'm not gonna, you know, spiral into jealousy
01:12:28or anything. It's for adults. He's good. I'm good. Exactly. That's right. That is wonderful.
01:12:33Wonderful. That is what trust is. You know, choosing to believe even when things are not so clear.
01:12:44Yeah. Wonderful. Wonderful. Yeah. You know what? I'm gonna send him his Christmas gift.
01:12:51Ooh. What is it? I got him an antique. Ooh. It's an engraved color. Wow. This is so perfect.
01:13:01Ryan is going to love it. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So whenever he's lost, or lost with Elise Jordan, it'll be totally
01:13:10fine. Because we'll have his compass to take him home to me. Which isn't gonna happen.
01:13:17Yeah. Yeah. I want to work on our story. Together. One page at a time.
01:13:35One page at a time. One page at a time. It looks pretty tough.
01:13:37It gives me a tendency. That's really that he hates me.
01:13:38It gives me a tendency to take a chance. Okay.
01:13:40Back it, get him to take him to walk away.
01:13:43Yep. I'll bring it out. It's okay.
01:13:45So this time for me, the way he's lost his spot on the deadline.
01:13:48You guys see my daughter to leave. Okay.
01:13:51Well, he says that he's studies. Hold me on.
01:13:58I've cut him from drugs. That's dumb house.
01:14:02Who thinks toapi? Hi.
01:14:04do you have any signal sadly no gorgeous hotel terrible wi-fi why is sophie keeping you on a
01:14:25short leash it's sophia and no i'm just trying to get in touch with my wife is that so bizarre
01:14:32funny you and i created an empire and now you're curating her chaos but maybe that's the appeal
01:14:44what is saving her you always needed someone to save with me you didn't have to be the hero
01:14:52you were already the man you have no idea what you're talking about success is oxygen
01:15:00and you breathed it with me with her you're choking you were not only seen you dominated
01:15:09i made you tower with her you're shrinking
01:15:14found it what is it the perfect addition to my gift for ryan his favorite sugar-free organic hot
01:15:33chocolate with non-alkalized cacao to preserve antioxidant levels he is gonna love that
01:15:40mm-hmm just pack quickly because i think the delivery guy is going to be here soon
01:15:54you know i think this is the first time you and ryan have actually been physically separated since the
01:16:10trial it is isn't it i think you miss ryan more than you realize
01:16:22oh honey i didn't mean to make you sad no i know i think i'm remembering what attracted me to him the most
01:16:31is just his amazing drive and his ability to grow and that's how ryan is with everything he approaches
01:16:41including relationships
01:16:45i want a marriage that evolves you have two people who walk on the same path not meet halfway
01:16:52oh i think the delivery guy is here
01:17:07have you thought about what i said
01:17:37that if i stay with sophia my company will fail no it's that i still love you
01:17:48but you don't i'm not the same person that i used to be that's why sophia and i work
01:17:57and if my values don't align with your vision of the company please feel free to back up
01:18:07and if you don't know what i said
01:18:12and i am
01:18:18Molten lava.
01:18:36Just like you.
01:18:48Just like you.
01:19:18Just like you.
01:19:48And somehow your gifts made it to me.
01:19:51Thanks for the compass.
01:19:53I love it.
01:19:55And hot chocolate's really good too.
01:19:57Express shipping.
01:20:00Uh, Leo sent us this.
01:20:03Oh, looks like he's having another one of his notorious New Year's Eve parties.
01:20:09Oh.
01:20:10Yes, okay?
01:20:13I want a divorce.
01:20:14You commandeer my projects.
01:20:16You ruined my relationship with Chelsea.
01:20:18He's just trying to help you.
01:20:19I don't need your help.
01:20:20I need you to respect me.
01:20:22Treat me like a human being.
01:20:24Like you're equal.
01:20:24This version of myself that you think that you're in love with?
01:20:28I can't be that, okay?
01:20:30I can never be yours.
01:20:31Not like this.
01:20:32Please don't do this.
01:20:33Not like this.
01:20:34I'm done.
01:20:34And it just so happens to be at the same place where you broke things off with me.
01:20:43Yeah.
01:20:44Uh, he did ask us to be the guests of honor.
01:20:49What should I tell him?
01:20:52Depends.
01:20:55Do you want to go?
01:21:00Tonight's New Year's Eve.
01:21:02This is it.
01:21:04I have to make a decision.
01:21:06What else can I do to prove to her who I am?
01:21:08What we can be together?
01:21:11There's no algorithm for this.
01:21:14Maybe that's the point.
01:21:19I know.
01:21:22I know.
01:21:24That's why I can't believe it.
01:21:24I have to make a decision.
01:21:26I don't want to work.
01:21:27I can't believe it at all.
01:21:30Let's go.
01:21:32I can't believe it.
01:21:38I can't believe it.
01:21:41I can't believe it.
01:21:43I can believe it.
01:21:44I can't believe it or not.
01:21:46It's okay.
01:21:47I can't believe it.
01:21:48Should we just, uh, meet at Leo's party?
01:22:03Yeah.
01:22:05Yeah.
01:22:06That's a good idea.
01:22:08I've spent the last month trying to find my inner peace.
01:22:12And I'm still afraid.
01:22:15Of what?
01:22:16That he doesn't see my growth.
01:22:18But you do.
01:22:19And that's what's important.
01:22:21If Ryan doesn't see it, it's on him.
01:22:28No, no, no.
01:22:30See, she thinks that I only love an idolized version of her.
01:22:36So I have to prove her otherwise.
01:22:39Then I think it's a good thing you're brave enough to be someone new for her.
01:22:45It's already noon.
01:22:50Twelve more hours until a brand new year.
01:22:53And a brand new life.
01:22:55Whether I want it or not.
01:22:56Leo, I'm wearing the same thing I wore when I got married.
01:23:13You think that's okay for tonight?
01:23:14Absolutely.
01:23:16It brought you luck once.
01:23:21I wore it at my wedding.
01:23:24It was my great-grandmother's.
01:23:26Tonight, it's all yours.
01:23:27It's beautiful.
01:23:30May you see the woman you want to become tonight.
01:23:32Hi, gorgeous.
01:23:48You look beautiful.
01:23:52You look amazing.
01:23:54Have you seen Ryan anywhere?
01:23:55Have you seen Sophia?
01:23:58I don't see her anywhere.
01:24:00Relax.
01:24:01She's here.
01:24:02She just checked in downstairs.
01:24:07Is that my wedding song?
01:24:10You evil bastard.
01:24:12Sorry.
01:24:13Couldn't resist.
01:24:15And neither can you.
01:24:16I see the light in your eyes
01:24:22Even when shadows try to hide
01:24:29You're the calm in my storm
01:24:34The heart I was made for
01:24:37Every floor, every line, they're all mine
01:24:44I see you in the dark
01:24:46I see you in the dark
01:24:47I see you in the dark
01:24:48I see you in the dark
01:24:49Hi.
01:24:50Hi.
01:24:53Do you want to dance?
01:24:56Sure.
01:25:14You're still doing it.
01:25:19Doing what?
01:25:21The Ryan Bennett secret to dance war domination.
01:25:25Hm?
01:25:29Be honest.
01:25:31Yes.
01:25:32That is my secret.
01:25:33No.
01:25:34I mean, do you miss what we used to be?
01:25:38No.
01:25:40I miss the things we never said to each other.
01:25:45You don't have to.
01:25:47I like who we're becoming even more.
01:25:52I have something to do.
01:25:54Really?
01:25:55Really?
01:26:10Number one.
01:26:12You taught me that love isn't about owning someone.
01:26:16It's about being present.
01:26:18May I?
01:26:20Sure.
01:26:22Number 36.
01:26:24You showed me that sometimes silence is more powerful than words.
01:26:28Number 43.
01:26:30I love how you walked into our recreated first date in that vintage dress.
01:26:35It's proof I'm the luckiest man alive.
01:26:38Number 58.
01:26:40I love your chaos.
01:26:42Every room you touch feels more like home.
01:26:45Number 65.
01:26:46I love the way you narrate your own cooking like you're on your own food show.
01:26:50Number 78.
01:26:52I love how you gave me a compass that says when you're lost, come home.
01:26:56Number 97.
01:26:58In every storm, you're the reason I'd find my way back.
01:27:02I can't believe you did this for me.
01:27:07You make me want to be better.
01:27:09I just hope that this is a step in the right direction.
01:27:15Any chance you have a pen on you?
01:27:17You know I do.
01:27:20Yeah.
01:27:22Number 101.
01:27:24I love this list.
01:27:26And that our marriage is an endless story we get to keep writing.
01:27:30Together.
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01:27:42So, what are you looking forward to in the new year?
01:27:45It's gonna be the best year ever.
01:27:48Because I am choosing to be with the person who wants me to be better.
01:27:52I'm choosing to be with the person who helps me become myself.
01:27:57And loves me every step of the journey.
01:28:00That person is you.
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