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00:00:01Okay, Mom, here I am.
00:00:03Day one at Cavendish Hall, the most elite private school in the country.
00:00:07I earned a scholarship just like we planned.
00:00:10Promise me, Harper, you won't give up on our dream.
00:00:13The best high school education in the country at Cavendish Hall.
00:00:17Then Harvard.
00:00:19And don't just work hard.
00:00:21Have fun, too.
00:00:23Fall in love.
00:00:24Voted pram queen.
00:00:26Pram queen, Mom, really?
00:00:28I want my smart, beautiful daughter to have everything she deserves.
00:00:34Promise me, Harper.
00:00:36I have to make all the right moves this year so I can make my mom proud and keep my promise to her.
00:00:40And who knows, maybe even me is someone amazing.
00:00:46Thanks for giving me a ride.
00:00:48Hey, you looked really hot at volleyball training.
00:00:51Show me your abs.
00:00:54Don't look at Hamilton's abs, okay? He's your boyfriend.
00:00:57Oh, almost forgot, Mom.
00:00:59Thinker didn't happen, right?
00:01:00Haven't you figured it out?
00:01:02I'm running with Hamilton, so...
00:01:04I don't know what you're missing out on.
00:01:06Portia, what the fuck?
00:01:08Okay, look, I'm not interested in you, okay?
00:01:10I only see you as a friend.
00:01:12Yeah.
00:01:13Portia, stop.
00:01:17Jesus Christ, Portia, stop.
00:01:19Portia, stop!
00:01:20Portia, stop!
00:01:21Shit!
00:01:22I think I just hit someone.
00:01:36Don't worry, I'll help you hide the body.
00:01:39Shit!
00:01:40Hey, wake up.
00:01:42Hey, wake up.
00:01:45Relax.
00:01:46Your dad's like the third richest guy in the world.
00:01:48Who cares about a nobody?
00:01:51She's not breathing.
00:01:52Hey, hey, come on, wake up, wake up.
00:01:55My first kiss.
00:02:07His lips are so soft.
00:02:09I never imagined it would be like this.
00:02:12Why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life?
00:02:16Wait, why is a complete stranger kissing me?
00:02:18Get off me, creep!
00:02:20What the fuck?
00:02:21I was trying to save your life.
00:02:22Right after almost taking it?
00:02:23Thanks.
00:02:24Typically rich jerk.
00:02:25Shouldn't you be calling your lawyer?
00:02:26Trying to scam money off me?
00:02:27That's what you people usually do, isn't it?
00:02:28You people, what's that supposed to mean?
00:02:29Have?
00:02:30Have not.
00:02:31He means people from Trashcanistan, like you.
00:02:32And she hasn't got a lawyer, a parole officer, sure that hair screams to me.
00:02:37Let's go.
00:02:38Wait, you're just gonna leave?
00:02:39Do the loo.
00:02:40But you almost killed me!
00:02:44She hasn't got a lawyer a parole officer sure that hair screams to me
00:02:54Let's go wait you're just gonna leave
00:03:04Tell me
00:03:06That sounds so insane. I know you had to be there. I wish man. Thanks for giving Portia a lift by the way
00:03:22Hamilton is obsessed with Portia it'd kill him if he knew she's just using him to make a move on me. Yeah, no problem dude
00:03:31Everyone I would like you to meet our new scholarship student
00:03:36Not another hobby stricken wannabe. Can we like stop it with the charity cases already?
00:03:42As I was saying class I would like you to welcome our new student Harper Sullivan
00:03:52Oh my god
00:03:54You
00:04:01Thanks for dressing well for your first day peasant way to show your appreciation
00:04:06Portia, please how hard you need to be to get a scholarship anyway like dog food for dinner for or like shopping at Walmart for?
00:04:15That's enough
00:04:17Now your social science projects Anderson, you don't have a partner so you can work with Harper
00:04:23I
00:04:25I'd prefer to work alone miss that's okay with me would I want to inconvenience his royal highness
00:04:32Well, I'm on the same page
00:04:34Charity girl. Well, at least I'm not some perfect who's so desperate. He has to steal kisses from strangers
00:04:39Bro, you kissed her?
00:04:43I didn't kiss you on purpose. Oh, yeah, I'm sure
00:04:45That's enough. I've made my decision. You two will work together now seats, please
00:04:51Please
00:05:04Is this he taken sure you'll be safe since I'm such a pervert. I apparently can't keep my hands to myself
00:05:11What you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor that bag gets its own seat in first class
00:05:17It's got more freaking flyers than you'll ever have
00:05:21Oh
00:05:32Hey
00:05:33Stay away from Anderson. You'll never be worthy of him
00:05:39Everyone seats, please
00:05:45Okay class, can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks?
00:05:51Okay, we are discussing
00:05:53Now
00:05:55This is why I hate rich boys. They're all the same. They wreck everything they touch
00:06:06My pendant
00:06:11I can't lose that pendant
00:06:12I want you to have something
00:06:14I want you to have something
00:06:16No, mom, that's not your necklace
00:06:18It's yours now
00:06:20It was my mother's before me
00:06:22And her mother's before her
00:06:24Wear it and think of me
00:06:26I will, mom
00:06:28I'll wear it every day
00:06:30Where is it?
00:06:32Oh
00:06:34I could have put it in here
00:06:36Good
00:06:40You're home
00:06:42Rent just doubled starting this week
00:06:44But I already gave you everything for bond and first month's rent
00:06:48If you don't have the money
00:06:50We can work out a payment plan
00:06:52You know what I mean?
00:06:54Hmm?
00:06:56I'd rather die
00:06:58That's really generous of you. I'll get back to you on that
00:07:00I'll take this as interest
00:07:12Great Harper
00:07:14Now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live with no money
00:07:18Survive my first day at a new school
00:07:20And on top of finding my lost necklace
00:07:22I was wearing it
00:07:24Get off of me creep
00:07:26That rich asshole must have taken it
00:07:30That rich asshole must have taken it
00:07:52I mean you're not my usual type
00:07:54I mean, you're not my usual type.
00:08:22But, if you're that desperate...
00:08:25And you're drained, you arrogant asshole.
00:08:35Going somewhere?
00:08:36I want my necklace back, thief.
00:08:38What are you talking about?
00:08:40My pendant.
00:08:41You took it this morning after you drove into me.
00:08:43Okay, get real.
00:08:45Why would I want anything you have?
00:08:47And it was barely a tap.
00:08:48I don't believe you.
00:08:50But, I did see something very interesting on my way here.
00:08:55You missed me.
00:08:56I missed you.
00:08:57I missed you, too.
00:09:02Does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend?
00:09:05It's not what it looks like.
00:09:07Really?
00:09:08How about how this looks?
00:09:11Thanks for getting a portrait of the lip, by the way.
00:09:13It would kill Hamilton if he saw this.
00:09:19Okay.
00:09:20How much do you want to delete it?
00:09:22I don't want your money.
00:09:24I want my necklace back.
00:09:25I told you.
00:09:26I don't have it.
00:09:27Shit.
00:09:28I think he's telling the truth.
00:09:30Yeah, he needs $500 to delete that pic.
00:09:39I don't want your money.
00:09:41Then what do you want?
00:09:44I need somewhere to live.
00:09:47My creepy landlord just doubled my rent.
00:09:50And the way he looks at me, I just...
00:09:52I don't feel safe.
00:09:57I never get it.
00:10:00Wait.
00:10:03If you promise to keep my secret,
00:10:06you can stay here.
00:10:10Deal?
00:10:16Uh, which side is mine?
00:10:18No side.
00:10:19This is where you're sleeping.
00:10:20What?
00:10:21No, I'm not living in your freaking closet.
00:10:23This isn't what we agreed to.
00:10:24I said you could stay.
00:10:25I didn't say where.
00:10:28But I'd be sleeping with your shoes.
00:10:30Yeah.
00:10:31They won't mind.
00:10:33I mind?
00:10:34Look.
00:10:35My father?
00:10:36Total hard ass.
00:10:37There is no way he'd let you stay.
00:10:39So, he can't know about this.
00:10:41Take it or leave it.
00:10:43Who am I kidding?
00:10:44Beggars can't be choosers.
00:10:47Alright.
00:10:48We have a deal.
00:10:49Hold up.
00:10:50There will be rules.
00:10:52Oh.
00:10:53Definitely.
00:10:54I know what you spoil rich boys alike.
00:10:57One.
00:10:58Don't talk to me at school.
00:10:59We are not friends.
00:11:01Gladly.
00:11:02Two.
00:11:03Keep your hands to yourself.
00:11:04Three.
00:11:05Same goes to you.
00:11:06No checking out my six pack.
00:11:08Four.
00:11:09No falling in love with me.
00:11:13Deal?
00:11:14Deal?
00:11:24I need to pack my stuff before.
00:11:26You have a key to my apartment.
00:11:33I'm the landlord.
00:11:35This is my property.
00:11:36Doesn't mean you can just let yourself in.
00:11:38Are you going to accept my generous offer?
00:11:40I'm leaving.
00:11:41I'll be gone in a minute.
00:11:42I'll be gone in a minute.
00:11:44Hey.
00:11:45You signed the lease.
00:11:46You doubled the rent knowing I couldn't afford it.
00:11:48I'm going to need five hundred for breaking that lease.
00:11:51Yeah?
00:11:52Let me go.
00:11:53Let me go.
00:11:54Let me go.
00:11:55Five hundred dollars.
00:11:56Let me go.
00:11:57Or you can work it off.
00:12:02They got me!
00:12:04Get off her!
00:12:21Get off her!
00:12:23What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:12:30You better get out of here before I knock your teeth out.
00:12:34Hey.
00:12:39Come on.
00:12:41Let's get you out of here.
00:12:46Whoa.
00:12:47Hey.
00:12:48I got you.
00:12:49I'm okay.
00:12:50I just need a moment.
00:12:59I can't believe you saved me.
00:13:01Why does she feel so good in my arms?
00:13:04God, you just can't get enough of me, can you, food stamps?
00:13:07You're gross.
00:13:08You know that?
00:13:13Oh, man.
00:13:14This mattress is so soft.
00:13:16It's like I'm lying on a cloud.
00:13:18You think I'm jealous of your bed?
00:13:20I've slept in way worse places than a rich boy's closet.
00:13:23That's spoiled rich young adult.
00:13:27Thanks, food stamps.
00:13:28What's so important about this pendant that you had to break an ender for anyway?
00:13:32It was my mother's.
00:13:34So it's like a family heirloom.
00:13:37Yeah, something like that.
00:13:39Except I don't have a family anymore.
00:13:47I'm not just one.
00:13:48Come on.
00:14:02Where's this stupid necklace?
00:14:06And it must mean a lot to her.
00:14:08Get in, food stamps.
00:14:20One time.
00:14:21Or you can relate.
00:14:23Does it have a handle or...?
00:14:26Thanks for the ride, trust fund.
00:14:40I need to find my mother's necklace.
00:14:42Give me your hands.
00:14:43Are you gonna be gross again?
00:14:47Just give me your hands.
00:14:48Where was it?
00:14:54How did you find it?
00:14:55What is wrong with me?
00:14:56Why did I just give away the only leverage I had over her?
00:15:02You lied to me last night.
00:15:03You had it this whole time, didn't you?
00:15:06That's how she sees me?
00:15:07Yep.
00:15:08That's right.
00:15:09I just wanted to see what you prepared to do to get it back.
00:15:15You're disgusting.
00:15:18Get off me.
00:15:25That's the second time you slapped me.
00:15:26Guess who's walking to school?
00:15:28Enjoy being late for class, food stamps.
00:15:31Come on, get out.
00:15:33Shoot.
00:15:36Are you serious?
00:15:48Yeah, no thanks.
00:15:572,000 words on the Civil War.
00:15:59Guaranteed A.
00:16:00Nice, thank you.
00:16:07Hey!
00:16:08Keep that back.
00:16:09Ah, selling school homework.
00:16:11You know that's an instant expulsion for scholarship students?
00:16:16Shit, he's gonna use this against me.
00:16:17You blab on me, I'll blab on you.
00:16:19Usually assured destruction.
00:16:21Uh, relax, food stamps.
00:16:23I'm not gonna rat you out.
00:16:26In the meantime, try to be a better person.
00:16:30Oh, my God.
00:16:32Oh, my God.
00:16:32Oh, my God.
00:16:33Oh, my God.
00:16:34Oh, my God.
00:16:35Oh, my God.
00:16:35Oh, my God.
00:16:36That's seven minutes, you sexy bitches.
00:16:37That's seven minutes you sexy bitches
00:17:07Oh my god, it's trash canistan, our poor little orphan moonlighting as a cleaner, how precious
00:17:18Toilet cleaner, how appropriate
00:17:23No, no, wait, no, stop, stop, no
00:17:28Oh my god
00:17:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:17:36No, I only have one uniform, please
00:17:39Harper
00:17:46What was that?
00:17:49No, no, that must be wrong
00:17:52Who put her name in the bowl?
00:17:53Anderson and the scholarship girl
00:17:55Woohoo
00:17:59Come on
00:18:06What's going on? Is this some type of game?
00:18:11Seven minutes in heaven, you've never played before?
00:18:14You get seven minutes in the dark together
00:18:16And you gotta make them all count
00:18:18Nudity is highly incurred
00:18:23Damn, bro, way to make those seven minutes count
00:18:27Yeah
00:18:28I wanna say that name
00:18:29Show it to me
00:18:30Now
00:18:31Might as well get it over with
00:18:34What's wrong?
00:18:35Too scared to play?
00:18:36Too scared to play?
00:18:52Give me that
00:18:53Yes
00:18:56Just take it
00:18:57Why didn't you just pick Portia?
00:19:02Since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back
00:19:06None of your business
00:19:07Then why pick me?
00:19:08Because you hate me
00:19:10Plus, I knew you wouldn't get any ideas
00:19:13You're definitely safe with me
00:19:14Couldn't think of anything worse
00:19:15Straight back at you
00:19:17This is gonna be the longest seven minutes of my life
00:19:20What are we even supposed to do in here?
00:19:22We need a kiss
00:19:27Everyone's gonna know if we don't
00:19:29Just two seconds
00:19:31Enough to, uh, mess up your lipstick
00:19:34And make it look good
00:19:46This is ridiculous
00:19:47Hey, you think I want this?
00:19:50Without the way, thank you
00:19:54Who even put that loser's room in the bowl?
00:19:57If you want this
00:20:01Diving at first
00:20:02And I all of it
00:20:08This time it's break all
00:20:09Oh it's sort of funny
00:20:11Pumping and I'm diving
00:20:13Ah
00:20:16My necklace
00:20:19Oh!
00:20:20That's my boy
00:20:21That b-
00:20:23I can't let her sew Anderson from me
00:20:25My hair is corting, you stupid belt buckle.
00:20:28Okay, um, hold on.
00:20:29Let me just...
00:20:30Okay, okay, go, go, go.
00:20:32How could it hurt?
00:20:33Okay, let me try something else.
00:20:35Ow!
00:20:38Lucky girl.
00:20:40Anderson's the biggest guy in school.
00:20:42If you know what I mean.
00:20:45Go, Andy!
00:20:47Hold still for a sec.
00:20:48I can't do anything with you thrashing around.
00:20:50I need to get out of here now.
00:20:52Just take a deep breath.
00:20:53I can't breathe.
00:20:56Try to think of something else.
00:20:58Anything else.
00:20:59Okay.
00:21:00Why did you really pick me?
00:21:02Why do you care?
00:21:04Because we're practically sleeping in the same room.
00:21:06So if you have a crush on me, I'd like to know so I can protect myself.
00:21:10Protect yourself?
00:21:11Please.
00:21:12If anyone has a crush on anyone, it's you on me.
00:21:15Oh!
00:21:16Be real.
00:21:17Oh my God, you're so full of yourself.
00:21:19I need to get out of here.
00:21:20Okay, hang on.
00:21:21Careful!
00:21:23What a little whore.
00:21:38I bet you couldn't wait to slap your way into Anderson's pants.
00:21:43I just thought what it looks like.
00:21:44Not cool, Portia.
00:21:49Anderson!
00:21:54Hurry up.
00:21:54You're home late.
00:22:11You okay?
00:22:12I'm amazing.
00:22:14I love cleaning up after-rich kids.
00:22:16It's my passionate life.
00:22:18I meant because of Portia.
00:22:21But she went in pretty hard at the party.
00:22:24Yeah.
00:22:25She's a bully.
00:22:25That's what bullies do.
00:22:29Why do you care?
00:22:30She's right.
00:22:33Why do I care?
00:22:35I don't.
00:22:36Obviously.
00:22:38But I'd hate for you to quit before you save up enough money to, you know, move out of my
00:22:43closet.
00:22:43Trust me.
00:22:45No one wants that more than me.
00:22:47Hey, you know, signing up for every extracurricular club the school offers isn't going to make you
00:22:54prom queen.
00:22:54Oh my God, how does he know I promised mom I'd be prom queen?
00:23:04Why would I want to be prom queen?
00:23:06I don't care about fashion and popularity.
00:23:10Then why sign up to every extracurricular club the school offers?
00:23:15I promised my mom I'd be prom queen, okay?
00:23:17It was important to her that I wouldn't miss out on anything.
00:23:22She was dying.
00:23:24So, I promise.
00:23:27Look, you don't really stand a chance, right?
00:23:30Portia, she always wins.
00:23:33Always.
00:23:34I have to try.
00:23:36For my mom.
00:23:39Anderson?
00:23:41Shit, it's my father.
00:23:42You wanted a scene?
00:23:43Okay, get in the closet.
00:23:44Wait, go, wait.
00:23:45Wait, wait.
00:23:50Father.
00:23:54What do you want?
00:24:00The, um, Dean's Awards are this week.
00:24:03Do you think you'll be able to make it?
00:24:05You think the business runs itself?
00:24:07I can't take time off for every little thing.
00:24:10And you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand.
00:24:13Poor Anderson.
00:24:14It's like his dad hates him.
00:24:16I don't need you there.
00:24:18It's cool.
00:24:22What was that?
00:24:23Uh, my phone.
00:24:27I still left it in my coat pocket.
00:24:29I still left it in my coat pocket.
00:24:50Hi, I'm Harper, Anderson's study partner.
00:24:58We've got a big assignment together.
00:25:06You're the new scholarship student at Cavendish Hall.
00:25:09Yes, that's me.
00:25:10I don't care what you do when you're not here, but don't bring trash into my home.
00:25:15Are you for real? I'm not trash.
00:25:18She's not like that, Father.
00:25:19My oversex son is the heir of a great fortune and a renown name.
00:25:24And no slippery street slut is going to fuck her way into our world.
00:25:28So you can hump your little gold digging shovel elsewhere.
00:25:32Stop it, Father.
00:25:34I'm not interested in your money.
00:25:37The mating call of every parasite everywhere.
00:25:42Don't ever let me see her here again.
00:25:46Yes, sir.
00:25:49Look, I'm sorry.
00:25:57He's a super-rich dickhole who doesn't know what he's talking about.
00:26:00I can't stay here.
00:26:03Where are you going to go?
00:26:05Look, Harper, don't give him the satisfaction, okay?
00:26:08He's just a shithead money-making machine who accidentally got some woman pregnant.
00:26:12Give me a reason to stay.
00:26:16I've never met anyone like her.
00:26:18I don't want her to go.
00:26:24Look, it's safer than being out on the streets.
00:26:27Okay, like, I don't care what he says.
00:26:29Do you?
00:26:30All right, I'll stay.
00:26:35Because you asked so nicely.
00:26:40Besides, you can't exactly run away when you have socks, flip holes, candy food stamps.
00:26:47Has anyone ever told you you're a complete jerk?
00:26:50Once or twice.
00:26:51Come on, come get it.
00:26:52Come on, Trubia.
00:26:54My shirt off!
00:27:13Are you wearing perfume, Trashcanistan?
00:27:16Let me guess.
00:27:18Scrubbing bubbles, toilet cleaner?
00:27:20I don't want any trouble.
00:27:21And I'm sick of you getting what you want around here.
00:27:24Now, it's about what I want.
00:27:26Whatever you're saying.
00:27:28Good!
00:27:30And I say, lick my feet.
00:27:34What?
00:27:35Get on your knees and lick my shoes clean, you rag.
00:27:39Why can't you just leave me alone?
00:27:41Because your pitiful poverty disgusts me.
00:27:45I don't want to share my world with people who haven't earned it.
00:27:48Well, Tuff, I am sharing your world, so if I'm so offensive to you, just don't look at me.
00:27:53I'm so...
00:27:53How dare you talk to me like that?
00:27:56You're the one who started it.
00:27:57I just want to go to class.
00:27:58Do you know how lucky you are to be at Cavendish Hall, rubbing shoulders of people who are worth ten of you?
00:28:05Newsflash.
00:28:05Having rich parents doesn't make you interesting or unfortunate.
00:28:09It says a pathetic, penniless orphan.
00:28:15On your knees, rag.
00:28:26Stop!
00:28:26Stop!
00:28:34Now lick.
00:28:36Like you love it.
00:28:37Oh my face, my nose!
00:28:44Now lick.
00:28:47Like you love it.
00:28:51Oh my face, my nose!
00:28:59Sorry, boys.
00:29:00Best fight.
00:29:01Are you okay?
00:29:04No, of course I'm not okay.
00:29:06Is it broken?
00:29:08I don't know.
00:29:08Looks fine to me.
00:29:10Right, Miles?
00:29:11Straight.
00:29:12Wait.
00:29:13Is that a blackhead?
00:29:14What?
00:29:15No.
00:29:15No.
00:29:16No.
00:29:16No.
00:29:16Have you got blackheads?
00:29:18No, shut up!
00:29:20Babe, you look great.
00:29:22You're always beautiful.
00:29:24Don't fuck up to me!
00:29:25This is your fault!
00:29:33Porsche.
00:29:34Totally my bad, okay?
00:29:35I owe you one.
00:29:37You bet you do, Andy.
00:29:40It hurts.
00:29:42You're so pretty.
00:29:43Did Anderson Savage really just rescue me from the most popular bitch in school?
00:29:47You're not wearing any pants.
00:30:01You've got a nose for these things, food stamps.
00:30:04How am I supposed to concentrate with all of that in my face?
00:30:11You still haven't told me what you want in exchange for not turning me in for cheating.
00:30:15You, uh, really want to do this now?
00:30:17I just don't want to hang over my head.
00:30:19Aw, poor food stamps.
00:30:21Has it been playing on your mind?
00:30:22Just tell me what you want, trust fund.
00:30:29How about finish our assignment?
00:30:31I want an A.
00:30:33No, A plus.
00:30:35So, make it good, okay?
00:30:38But I'm already doing our half of the assignment.
00:30:42Yeah.
00:30:43It'll be character building.
00:30:44I hate you so much.
00:30:46Really?
00:30:47I barely think about you.
00:30:48Wait.
00:30:52Before you go, why did you throw the ball at Portia today?
00:31:03Tell me the truth.
00:31:04It was a clean spike.
00:31:07Just out of Ham's reach.
00:31:09It was in the complete opposite direction.
00:31:12Why'd you save me?
00:31:14Because I don't get why Portia's giving you such a hard time.
00:31:18She doesn't need to punch down.
00:31:20So I'm beneath her?
00:31:22Are you asking if I think you're beneath her?
00:31:25Sure.
00:31:25I could fight back if I wanted to.
00:31:28Portia doesn't run this school, even though she thinks she does.
00:31:31And I'll prove that when I'm named Prom Queen.
00:31:34Okay, look.
00:31:36In all seriousness, you've got...
00:31:38You two, hope you're ready to party.
00:31:42Yes, Edison.
00:31:43It's time for you to make it up to me.
00:31:45Of course you can't know I'm living here.
00:31:47What do we do?
00:31:48What do we do?
00:31:49Take something quick.
00:31:51Okay, get in the bed.
00:31:52What?
00:31:52What do?
00:31:53Yeah, yeah.
00:31:54Come on, quick.
00:31:55Come on.
00:31:56Get in the bed.
00:31:56What?
00:31:57Get in the bed.
00:31:58What?
00:31:58What?
00:31:59What?
00:31:59What?
00:31:59What?
00:32:00What?
00:32:00What?
00:32:00What?
00:32:00What?
00:32:00Dude, get a shirt on.
00:32:11It's going to be a big night.
00:32:12And you know I like my night's day.
00:32:14I thought I was meeting you guys at the party.
00:32:17Portia figured you could be our designated driver just since, you know, you all wear one.
00:32:23More than one.
00:32:24My nose, it's really sore.
00:32:27Gotta go mess up your bathroom.
00:32:30So, how are you, really?
00:32:44How are you really going to make it up to me?
00:32:50Porsche, we talked about this.
00:32:56Are you all right?
00:32:58Is there something wrong?
00:32:59Nope.
00:33:07What's under here?
00:33:15What's under here?
00:33:17Nothing.
00:33:19All good.
00:33:19Just, um, a bit sore from volleyball practice.
00:33:23All right, we ready to get fucked up or what?
00:33:28Yeah, I'll just, uh, finish getting dressed and I'll see you guys outside in five.
00:33:32Cool.
00:33:33Porsche, let's go.
00:33:41Thank God, I nearly suffocated.
00:33:42He's suffocated.
00:33:43Thanks for saving me, Anderson.
00:33:45You're the best.
00:33:46Hey, you have just as much to lose as I do if horrible Porsche finds out you've been helping me.
00:33:51And why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed?
00:33:54Are you a vegan or something?
00:33:55Sorry.
00:33:56I thought they changed the sheets.
00:33:58Wait, is that...
00:33:58Oh, my God.
00:34:01Ew.
00:34:01Ew, ew, ew.
00:34:03Get your head out of the gutter of food stamps.
00:34:05And get our assignment done.
00:34:12Wait.
00:34:15That's better.
00:34:20Did you just do something nice for me, Harper Sullivan?
00:34:23No, never.
00:34:26And if I get pregnant for me, she's, I swear...
00:34:28Don't change the subject.
00:34:31You were actually nice to me for once.
00:34:35So, just let me know if there's anything else you want to do to thank me.
00:34:47Don't let him charm you, Harper Sullivan.
00:34:50You're just a speed bump on his privileged road.
00:34:54Never in my lifetime.
00:34:55Because I still hate you.
00:34:57Hate you more.
00:34:57Took all night, but I finally completed your half of our assignment.
00:35:10Better be an A-plus, food stamps.
00:35:13So, I've done all the work, and you're starting an A-plus for me?
00:35:17A hundred percent.
00:35:18Thanks for putting it in writing, Dipsick.
00:35:22Now, help me win prom queen, or this goes straight to the dean.
00:35:26Shit.
00:35:30Well done, food stamps.
00:35:32You got me.
00:35:37You have to make everyone fall in love with me.
00:35:39Shit.
00:35:40Give me a break, food stamps.
00:35:44I'm not a miracle worker.
00:35:59You need at least half the votes to win prom queen.
00:36:02How am I supposed to do that?
00:36:04Be you?
00:36:04Or, option B, give people shit they like.
00:36:09Huh?
00:36:09Band kids are easy.
00:36:11Just feed them.
00:36:22Drama kids, crame attention.
00:36:24Just take a selfie with the wanting stars.
00:36:28Hey, guys.
00:36:29I loved your performance in the last school play.
00:36:32Can I get an autograph for you guys?
00:36:34Oh, my God.
00:36:43Love it.
00:36:43Thanks, guys.
00:36:44Oh, my God.
00:36:45As for jocks and cheerleaders?
00:36:52Yeah.
00:36:53Sorry.
00:36:54No chance.
00:36:55What do you mean?
00:36:55I need their votes to win.
00:36:57Yeah.
00:36:57You're screwed.
00:37:00Look, the only way is to really impress these guys.
00:37:02So, what do you got?
00:37:06Boobs.
00:37:09And I can be popular.
00:37:10And I got boobs.
00:37:12You got any gold medals?
00:37:15No.
00:37:15You got any scholarships?
00:37:17No.
00:37:18But I might have something which could cause a lot of noise around here.
00:37:24And welcome back to the Cavendish-Valentine beach volleyball tournament, where the only
00:37:29thing hotter than the sand is trying to stand your partner on the blue team, Harper and...
00:37:35Um, so, who are we playing against?
00:37:39And on the red team, we have Portia and Hamilton.
00:37:44You're shitting me.
00:37:45I thought you were playing with me.
00:37:49That's what she said.
00:37:50That is literally what she said.
00:37:53Yo, Anderson.
00:37:54Looking good, man.
00:37:55Thanks for coming, guys.
00:37:56I'll never be scared of something as basic and low-run as you, rag.
00:38:06Let's play, then.
00:38:09Let's go.
00:38:11Yo, what's up, guys?
00:38:12Welcome to the Cavendish Hall volleyball tournament.
00:38:14Okay, my potential boulders are here.
00:38:20Time to impress the hell out of them.
00:38:22You got this, okay?
00:38:23Oh, what a hit!
00:38:38Eat there, fish!
00:38:43Remember who you're playing against.
00:38:51Hey!
00:38:51Oh, and this spike from Anderson.
00:38:55It's cool.
00:38:56We can wait for you to call your daddy for help.
00:38:59At least I have a daddy.
00:39:00We can wait for you to call your daddy.
00:39:01We can wait for you to call your daddy.
00:39:01We can wait for you to call your daddy.
00:39:02We can wait for you to call your daddy.
00:39:02We can wait for you to call your daddy.
00:39:03We can wait for you to call your daddy.
00:39:04We can wait for you to call your daddy.
00:39:05We can wait for you to call your daddy.
00:39:06We can wait for you to call your daddy.
00:39:07We can wait for you to call your daddy.
00:39:08We can wait for you to call your daddy.
00:39:09We can wait for you to call your daddy.
00:39:10We can wait for you to call your daddy.
00:39:11We can wait for you to call your daddy.
00:39:12We can wait for you to call your daddy.
00:39:13We can wait for you to call your daddy.
00:39:14We can wait for you to call your daddy.
00:39:15We can wait for you to call your daddy.
00:39:16so you can train a pig to smile what i said why is interesting playing against me i mean us
00:39:40we've known each other since we were kids he's competitive and i'm hot there's no way i'm letting
00:39:46the school janitor beat me not in front of half the volleyball team hey you okay
00:40:06that was bullshit
00:40:10boom you suck get out of here lame whatever what is that
00:40:16you gotta be kidding followers are gonna hate this you got this okay come on
00:40:22oh my god is that portia whoa babe don't submit are you okay
00:40:41do i look okay can you help please
00:41:01great game awesome final serve my followers are going crazy for you yeah she smashed it
00:41:06hey you still thinking about running for prom queen still got two days to sign up for it yeah
00:41:12do it we'll vote for you that's like a whole team yeah taking out porsche like that you're gonna be
00:41:17viral wow this might work after all and hey if you end up dead we'll send the cops to porsche's house
00:41:27i will kill her it's just a game porsche somebody even said she's running for prom queen
00:41:32i'm prom queen she's a poverty queen she probably doesn't even have an orthodontist
00:41:38who cares anderson's my oldest friend and she's changing him she might not change you too porsche
00:41:47you've been prom queen like every year it's starting to come off as greedy or or needy needy
00:41:57i was just jovi i didn't mean why aren't you supporting me why is everything changing
00:42:07just go go i'm fine
00:42:14i'm not gonna let any take all the people i love
00:42:27i'm gonna fuck you up you thrift shop charisma vacuum
00:42:41happy valentine
00:42:51for you a wait did anderson just get me a valentine
00:43:06what the fuck someone else is giving harper a valentine
00:43:10i know she looks like a walking cox off nerd to me but she's obviously somebody's hump buddy
00:43:15yeah that'll be good for you it will that's weird he's making it sound like it's not from him so who's it
00:43:29from oh hey that's mine give it back how do you know how to know yeah who from
00:43:39don't even know but when i find out i'm gonna say some idiot stole it from me
00:43:43uh did you a favor tastes kind of weird
00:43:52you're a typical trustful jerk always taking you every
00:44:00anderson
00:44:03anderson anderson what help
00:44:05help help help help it's drugs that was meant for me
00:44:22reminder all students please make your way to the awards ceremony the dean awards of today it is
00:44:28anderson really needs to wake up oh sorry
00:44:42what if they don't need you breaks you're heavy
00:44:48just fine wake up wake up
00:44:58anderson anderson please wake up
00:45:02anderson please wake up
00:45:06oh my god
00:45:23finally
00:45:28And I've been waiting
00:45:41No, no, we don't have time to do this really nice thing
00:45:44Yeah, we do
00:45:45No, no, I need to get you to the Dean Awards
00:45:47Shit, what's going on?
00:45:49Why do I feel so strong?
00:45:51I'll explain later, okay, we need to go
00:45:54Did you get me drunk just to even get me in the shower?
00:45:58It's still late
00:45:59Yes, I don't know why I didn't do it earlier
00:46:01But come on, we need to get you some dry clothes and we need to go
00:46:06Okay, roughly, we had a spare shirt we lost and found
00:46:10So, you can deal with this and I will deal with that
00:46:16Okay, help me in
00:46:18Yep, yep, that's it
00:46:20Get a good little big boy
00:46:26Cool
00:46:34You are not ready, Dean
00:46:36What?
00:46:37Yeah, like, when you were kissing, now you're addressing me
00:46:41But shouldn't I be undressing you?
00:46:44We don't have time for this
00:46:46You're not gonna miss out on your award because someone hates me
00:46:50Calling Anderson Savage, please make your way to the Dean's office
00:46:53Yep, yep, come, come
00:46:54Oh, we're
00:46:55Oh, you're staying
00:46:56Ah, ah, nice
00:46:57Oh, yep
00:47:00This is the first time our recipient has not turned up
00:47:03Okay, come, come, come
00:47:06He's here
00:47:07Oh, just in time Anderson, a step forward, please
00:47:12So, this is for your courage
00:47:16Above and beyond the color of beauty
00:47:18Congratulations
00:47:23Mr. Savage
00:47:26You have made us all very proud of Cavendish Hall
00:47:31Thank you, sir
00:47:37He looks great
00:47:39What did you do to earn this?
00:47:45Uh, there was a thing last year
00:47:50Right here, actually
00:47:52Wait, you saved that guy from drowning in the Rift
00:47:56It was all over TV
00:47:58And your father didn't want to see you get a word for this?
00:48:00Dude, what's his problem?
00:48:01What you did was so brave
00:48:04Thanks
00:48:05No, seriously
00:48:06I'm proud of you, Trustman
00:48:08You should wear this every day
00:48:14Are you serious?
00:48:16No
00:48:23Wait
00:48:25Did we shower together?
00:48:29Why?
00:48:30Don't you remember?
00:48:31Not really
00:48:33I know you were there
00:48:35And?
00:48:37And... you were wet?
00:48:39I don't know
00:48:41It's fuzzy
00:48:43He's forgotten what happened
00:48:46I'd put you in the shower to sober you up
00:48:49Okay
00:48:51I still feel like I'm missing something
00:48:53That's because you've forgotten the most amazing kiss in the world
00:48:55Nope
00:48:57That's pretty much it, really
00:48:59Sure you're not holding out on me food stamps
00:49:02Why would I do that?
00:49:04I don't know
00:49:05Maybe I did something gross
00:49:07Like fart in your face
00:49:09Or burp out loud
00:49:11No, no, no
00:49:12You're clear on vote counts
00:49:13I promise
00:49:15Okay
00:49:16Anyway
00:49:17I need to go
00:49:18Gotta go find my prong breasts
00:49:20I'd offer to help but
00:49:22Not really my area of expertise
00:49:23Good at taking them off
00:49:25Not so much a bind though
00:49:26Okay
00:49:27Information I did not need to know
00:49:29I'll see you later
00:49:31Yeah
00:49:35Hey, Harper
00:49:40What you did today
00:49:43Thank you
00:49:53Is that for prom?
00:50:00Uh, kinda
00:50:02Yeah, it's cool
00:50:04Very, very cool
00:50:05So, it's not?
00:50:07Show me
00:50:09Seriously?
00:50:10You're not gonna show me
00:50:11It's 20 years bad luck
00:50:13That's for weddings
00:50:14Come on
00:50:16Follow me
00:50:17It's easy for an hour
00:50:24I know, I know
00:50:25It's a poop emoji
00:50:28Yeah, no one's gonna
00:50:29Eggplant emoji that
00:50:31I got it from a thrift store
00:50:32I didn't see the stain
00:50:33Until I got home, so
00:50:35Can you like
00:50:37I don't know
00:50:38Wash it or something?
00:50:39I'll figure it out
00:50:40Just don't you worry
00:50:41Your pretty boy head about it
00:50:43Just go
00:50:45Go
00:50:46Okay
00:50:47Mom, you need to rest?
00:50:52No
00:50:53This is important
00:50:55I don't want you to miss out on anything
00:50:56Cause I'm gone
00:50:58Don't let my death
00:51:00Be the thing that limits your life
00:51:05Okay
00:51:06Okay, Mom
00:51:07Cavendish, Harvard
00:51:08Home Queen
00:51:09I'll do it all
00:51:10I'll do it all for you
00:51:17Mom
00:51:18Mom
00:51:21Mom
00:51:27Shit
00:51:30I'm so screwed
00:51:31I have nothing to wear to prom
00:51:40Hey
00:51:41I need you to do something for me
00:51:43I can't
00:51:44I can't
00:51:45Prom's only four hours away
00:51:46I have to make this work
00:51:47Harper
00:51:48Trust me
00:51:49Okay?
00:51:50I can't
00:52:03I can't
00:52:04I can't
00:52:05I can't
00:52:06I can't
00:52:07I can't
00:52:08I can't
00:52:09I can't
00:52:10I can't
00:52:11I can't
00:52:12I can't
00:52:13I can't
00:52:14I can't
00:52:15I can't
00:52:16I can't
00:52:17I can't
00:52:18I can't
00:52:19I can't
00:52:20I can't
00:52:21I can't
00:52:22I can't
00:52:23Don't worry
00:52:24My dad's going in a business truck
00:52:25Is...
00:52:26Is Taylor Swift coming?
00:52:28Yes
00:52:29T-Swizzle is coming to prom
00:52:31The boss stylist Gavin
00:52:33Is a family friend
00:52:34Him and his team
00:52:35Are gonna
00:52:36Create some
00:52:37Serious magic
00:52:38What?
00:52:39Anderson, no
00:52:40This is way too much
00:52:41Look, do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:52:43Of course I want to be prom queen but not like... not like this
00:52:47Why not?
00:52:48Because I can't afford it, okay?
00:52:51I spent all my wages on this stupid stained dress
00:52:55I know
00:52:56Which is why this one's on me, okay?
00:53:00Why are you doing this for me?
00:53:02Because I want you to have the best
00:53:04Doesn't matter
00:53:05Just enjoy it, okay?
00:53:06Everyone, this is Harper
00:53:07She wants you all to know that she's losing her tiny little mind right now
00:53:11Just say yes, Harper
00:53:12But we hate each other
00:53:13We sure do
00:53:14You kicked me out of your car
00:53:15You blackmailed me into letting you live here
00:53:16And you made me live in your closet
00:53:17Then, yesterday, you saved me with the Dean's Award
00:53:18Then, yesterday, you saved me with the Dean's Award
00:53:19So every favor has a price, is that it?
00:53:20Hey, I'm just getting in early before you demand something massive
00:53:36You know, like my... car
00:53:44Alright, I'll do it
00:53:46Great
00:53:47Gav, she's all yours
00:53:49I'll be back later to pick you up for prom
00:53:55Be gentle on me, I'm a makeover grocery
00:53:58Even better
00:54:00This will be fun
00:54:02Okay
00:54:03Sit
00:54:04Let's go
00:54:05Color
00:54:06Yes
00:54:07Black
00:54:08Funeral
00:54:09Gotta get it like this
00:54:12Ooh, Von Trapp
00:54:13Catch
00:54:14It's okay, we'll get there
00:54:16Yes
00:54:18Yes
00:54:19Sparkle
00:54:20Ooh, pretty
00:54:22Go
00:54:23Come on
00:54:28No
00:54:32It's getting close
00:54:35I
00:54:37I am amazing
00:54:38You really did it this time
00:54:40Are you ready to go?
00:54:41Are you ready to go?
00:54:49Yeah, she's gonna look so beautiful in these
00:54:51And she'll accept them
00:54:53She's already freaking out about getting made over
00:54:55Don't Hamilton, need to be with you
00:54:56What?
00:54:57The night's our night
00:54:58What?
00:54:59Hamilton is gonna be so messed up
00:55:00Shit
00:55:01Sorry, got an issue
00:55:02Uber out front will take you to prom
00:55:03Oh, I hope he's okay
00:55:04Okay, girl, looks like you're doing this alone
00:55:05Looks like you're doing this alone
00:55:06Will they think I'm pretty?
00:55:07Is this what he usually goes?
00:55:08Is this what he usually goes to?
00:55:09Do you think I'm pretty?
00:55:10Is this what he usually goes to?
00:55:11Is this what he's going to do?
00:55:12Shit
00:55:13Shit
00:55:14Sorry, got an issue
00:55:15Uber out front will take you to prom
00:55:16Oh, I hope he's okay
00:55:18Okay, girl looks like you're doing this alone
00:55:20He's alone.
00:55:34Will he think I'm pretty?
00:55:36Is this what he usually goes for?
00:55:42Wow, it's like a dream.
00:55:50Where is Anderson?
00:55:56He should have come running.
00:55:58How humiliating if he doesn't come.
00:56:00Waiting for something?
00:56:04We need to talk.
00:56:06Seriously.
00:56:08Hamilton, I told you, it's not working out.
00:56:10So who's it working out for then?
00:56:12Who are you dressed up for?
00:56:16Am I really doing this?
00:56:18What if Portia is right and I really don't belong here?
00:56:22They're all rich and elite and I'm just...
00:56:24Me.
00:56:26Shit, I can't do it.
00:56:28Forgot to say, Carper.
00:56:30Do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:56:32Risk everything or walk away and break your promise to your mom.
00:56:48Oh my god.
00:56:50Is that charity girl Harper?
00:56:52That dress is fire.
00:56:54She looks so hot.
00:56:56How can a bigger like her afford that dress?
00:57:00Shit.
00:57:18Finally, he's coming for me.
00:57:24Hey, food stamps.
00:57:26You look amazing.
00:57:30You don't look half bad yourself, trust fund.
00:57:36Um, yeah?
00:57:38My heart beats full.
00:57:40My heart beats full.
00:57:42How can I go to the shore?
00:57:48Are you fucking kidding me?
00:57:50Welcome seniors to your prom.
00:57:52Tonight is for making lasting memories.
00:57:56Appreciating each other and cementing friendships that will support you for life.
00:58:02Everyone take your partners for the first dance.
00:58:06That pig-eyed bitch.
00:58:08So, before the whole queue of jocks line up, how about it food stamps?
00:58:14You're joking.
00:58:15I'm not.
00:58:18Harper, you're the most beautiful girl here.
00:58:22Obviously, because of me.
00:58:24I mean, I chose the dress.
00:58:26I'd say they got a pretty flawless taste.
00:58:28So, how about it food stamps?
00:58:30We gonna dance or what?
00:58:32I so want to more than anything.
00:58:36But, can I trust this?
00:58:38Can I trust this?
00:58:50Okay.
00:58:52Put your hands here.
00:58:58Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:08Hey, we gonna do it all at home.
00:59:28If you can do it, can you show us what?
00:59:31I love you and keep using it all on your own mind.
00:59:33And when you have time.
00:59:34To be honest, do not forget your hands, do not forget your hands.
00:59:36It's time to announce a prom king and queen. Portia Leon, a queen for many years. Thank you for your service. But tonight's new prom queen and king is Harper Sullivan and Anderson Savage.
00:59:52Be cool, Portia. What is happening? That crown is mine. I broke up with Hamilton so you and I could win and be together. Look, I didn't tell Hamilton about you coming on to me because he's my buddy. But if you act like a dick tonight, I'll tell him you were trying it on the whole time you were with him.
01:00:15Wait, Anderson and Portia were never together? This isn't real. This isn't happening. It is. Don't deal with it. Sorry, Portia. I gotta go be king. It's hard.
01:00:45A new king and queen.
01:00:51Well done, first of all.
01:00:58I did it, Mom.
01:01:00Just like we promised.
01:01:03I'm prom queen.
01:01:05It's true.
01:01:06Portia broke up with Hamilton to get with Anderson.
01:01:10I always thought Anderson was really good to her. Friends still love her, right?
01:01:18It's you.
01:01:20Portia.
01:01:21Congratulations.
01:01:23Probably shouldn't say, but I heard one of the judges say that Anderson gave him a ton of money so you could win.
01:01:31I don't believe you.
01:01:32Makes sense to me.
01:01:34And me.
01:01:35Hey, Myers.
01:01:36Any idea why Anderson would do that?
01:01:38Sex.
01:01:41Lots of.
01:01:42There you go.
01:01:43If the Mayas know, then everyone knows.
01:01:47Stop.
01:01:47I'm gonna go tell the principal what you did to get the crown.
01:01:50I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:52I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:54You're gonna make a fool of yourself.
01:01:55There's no way you beat me.
01:01:57Not in a million years.
01:01:58Portia, has it ever occurred to you that everyone is just so sick of pretending to like you?
01:02:03A spoiled baby who bullies everyone because she isn't smart enough to get what she wants any other way.
01:02:09You know the truth, witch.
01:02:11You're nothing.
01:02:12You're like a chicken nugget on a table of caviar.
01:02:16You're trash.
01:02:18A handicapped parking space that Anderson pulled into for five minutes because I was busy with Hamilton.
01:02:24Oh, so you're no longer with Hamilton?
01:02:26That's right.
01:02:28So there's nothing stopping you and Anderson being together?
01:02:31Are you getting it?
01:02:33And yet, Anderson would rather be with trashy chicken nugget car parking than whatever this is.
01:02:42Ouch.
01:02:43That is a good point.
01:02:45Don't worry, Portia.
01:02:49Your type is going straight to non-recyclable.
01:03:11Whoa.
01:03:12Whoa.
01:03:12I can't.
01:03:15Are you okay?
01:03:17I think so.
01:03:19No!
01:03:20Jesus.
01:03:22What did you just do?
01:03:23You tripped on a hem.
01:03:25I mean, I tried to grab her, but...
01:03:27Bullshit.
01:03:28No, you better get out of here.
01:03:29Before I do something, I regret.
01:03:31What, like not respond when I tell you how I feel?
01:03:34You fucking dropped that chocolate.
01:03:36I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:03:38Anderson, how do we go from hanging out all the time to this?
01:03:41I don't know.
01:03:43The sooner you're in the rear view, the better the road head looks.
01:03:46Fuck you!
01:03:47What a bunch of lies.
01:03:49Hey, how's your ankle?
01:03:51You okay?
01:03:51It's okay.
01:03:52It's okay.
01:03:52I'm okay.
01:03:55You're not okay.
01:03:59I got you.
01:03:59You okay?
01:04:03I will be.
01:04:05Okay.
01:04:06Now, don't go anywhere.
01:04:10I'm going to take your shoes off, okay?
01:04:12Yeah.
01:04:12Is it bad?
01:04:13Yeah.
01:04:14It's going to need some strapping.
01:04:18Can we talk?
01:04:20If it's about my medical qualifications, it's okay.
01:04:24I have none.
01:04:27I just, I heard Portia say that she broke up at Hamilton to be with you.
01:04:33That's why I couldn't drive you to prom.
01:04:36You went to see Portia?
01:04:38Hamilton.
01:04:39Well, her check.
01:04:41He kind of saw it coming.
01:04:42Poor guy.
01:04:43I don't understand.
01:04:45Why are you sitting here fixing my ankle when Portia's free?
01:04:50It's like she's in love with you.
01:04:51I don't love her.
01:04:53Portia and I, we were never together.
01:04:55What you saw that first day of school was Portia just being a brat.
01:05:00She always wants what she can't have.
01:05:02And I'd never do that to Hamilton.
01:05:05Why didn't you just say that?
01:05:07Why didn't you just tell me Portia doped your chocolate?
01:05:09Because I had to be sure.
01:05:10Like you had to be sure I wasn't sneaking around with Portia?
01:05:13Let's face it.
01:05:14You never would have believed me.
01:05:16I'm just a spoiled rich kid, right?
01:05:19Maybe I was wrong about that.
01:05:22About a lot of things.
01:05:31Maybe it's time to make things right.
01:05:33Uh, I got you something.
01:05:44I thought I would go with your dress.
01:05:48Wow.
01:05:50They're so lovely.
01:05:52Let me, um, let me put them on.
01:05:54No, no, no, no.
01:05:55You've already been too generous.
01:05:57It's easy for me to be generous, food stamps.
01:06:00Have a trust fund, remember?
01:06:10Beautiful.
01:06:11They are beautiful.
01:06:16I wasn't talking about the earrings.
01:06:19How's your ankle?
01:06:21Better.
01:06:22We won't be doing a king and queen dance, though.
01:06:25Says who?
01:06:29Really?
01:06:30Come on.
01:06:31Uh, okay.
01:06:36Put your feet on mine.
01:06:42Okay.
01:06:43Is this real?
01:06:54Is this really happening?
01:06:55I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:06:57I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:27I'm sorry.
01:07:30I'm sorry.
01:07:33You gotta do the lace at the back.
01:07:57I know they went this way.
01:08:13Edison has to listen to me.
01:08:14I broke up with Hamilton for him.
01:08:16And once he realizes what a gold digger that jit-rag orphan is,
01:08:21he'll see she isn't worthy of him.
01:08:23He'll see that.
01:08:24How could he choose that loser over me?
01:08:32Now it really is time to take the trash out.
01:08:36If you're worried about us being seen together,
01:08:50we don't need to hang.
01:08:52What?
01:08:53You're sick of me already?
01:08:56Hey.
01:08:58You're mine.
01:08:59But your dad still hates me.
01:09:04Yep.
01:09:05And you know what?
01:09:07He can go fuck himself.
01:09:08In fact, I hope he hurts his back while doing it.
01:09:14Come on.
01:09:15I want to be finished printing.
01:09:23Oh my god.
01:09:24It looks amazing.
01:09:26This is so good news for us.
01:09:29And bad news for that evil witch.
01:09:32You know, I really do think Harper is a witch.
01:09:34I think she probably sleeps like Eye of Newton in Anderson's coffee.
01:09:38And Eye of Penis into his mouth.
01:09:40Oh, the slut sucking her way to the top.
01:09:44This is going to finish her once and for all.
01:09:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:59This can't be happening.
01:10:00No.
01:10:05Give us a smile.
01:10:07Or, you know, a sickly grin if that's all you can manage.
01:10:11You did this?
01:10:12No.
01:10:13You did the crime, remember?
01:10:15No.
01:10:16Why are you doing this to me?
01:10:18Well, you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom, so I'm telling the truth about you.
01:10:23It's only fair that Anderson knows what you do to your boyfriends.
01:10:26You're horrible.
01:10:27And you're a thief.
01:10:29So, I take my jewelry and guess what?
01:10:32Half of it's missing.
01:10:33What?
01:10:34No, no, you're a liar.
01:10:35You're finished, dear rag.
01:10:37If you hurry, you might yet clean out your locker before the police arrive.
01:10:41What the hell is this?
01:10:43This is someone who stole her ex's $15,000 gold watch and my jewelry.
01:10:50Is this true?
01:10:52You have a police record?
01:10:53It's not true.
01:10:53It's not true.
01:10:56I would never steal from anyone.
01:10:58Too funny.
01:10:59Why don't you just be honest and get it off your tiny little test?
01:11:03You feel bad, right?
01:11:04Tell me.
01:11:14There was this guy friend at my last school and he's the reason I don't trust rich kids.
01:11:20He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch because I wouldn't go out with him.
01:11:26What?
01:11:26To punish you?
01:11:27He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself.
01:11:32You believe me, don't you?
01:11:35Harper.
01:11:36Don't answer that, son.
01:11:38Father?
01:11:39What are you doing here?
01:11:40Parsha called me.
01:11:42This girl's made enough of a fool out of you.
01:11:44I want to see you caught up in whatever other crimes she's committed.
01:11:47Mrs. Savage, I didn't steal from anyone, I promise you.
01:11:51Having this fall gives people like you a chance to be better and are always baptized.
01:11:57That's not fair.
01:11:59You don't know her.
01:12:01As president of the parents' committee, I'm going to do everything I can to have your scholarship revoked and have you expelled.
01:12:08In fact, I'm going to cancel the scholarship program forever.
01:12:11What?
01:12:14Harper.
01:12:17Your dad's right, Anderson.
01:12:19Even if you don't care about me, I still care about you.
01:12:22Please, don't let her drag you down any further.
01:12:25Exactly.
01:12:26Let's just get things back to normal.
01:12:32Harper.
01:12:36Jesus, she's gone.
01:12:41Come on.
01:12:46Come on, pick up, please, Harper.
01:12:48Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:13:02Come on.
01:13:10Call Harper.
01:13:11I'd be happier than I am.
01:13:15Call Hamilton.
01:13:27Hey.
01:13:29Hey, some shit's going down.
01:13:31Dude, look.
01:13:32Harper's runoff.
01:13:33I'm looking for her, but she's blocking my calls.
01:13:35I need you to call her.
01:13:37Hopefully she'll pick up for you.
01:13:38Please, ma'am.
01:13:39I don't know, ma'am.
01:13:40This seems like it's between you and Harper.
01:13:43Look, Hamilton, I'm the last person she wants to see right now.
01:13:46If you don't help me, she's going to disappear forever, and I'll never see her again.
01:13:50You've got to help me, ma'am.
01:13:52Please.
01:13:54Harper.
01:13:57Hey.
01:13:58Thanks for agreeing to talk to me.
01:14:00Why do you suddenly care?
01:14:03Apologize to her.
01:14:04Do it now.
01:14:06I stood by and let Portia do some shitty things.
01:14:10I'm sorry about that.
01:14:13It's fine.
01:14:14Doesn't matter.
01:14:15None of it does.
01:14:15It's over now.
01:14:17Ask her if she's going to let Portia run her out of town.
01:14:19Are you really going to let Portia run you out of town?
01:14:24She's right.
01:14:26I don't belong here.
01:14:28People like her just know everything's going to be okay.
01:14:33Hasn't she ever felt that way before?
01:14:35Haven't you ever felt that way?
01:14:38Yeah, I guess.
01:14:40With Anderson.
01:14:43Even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time, it just felt safe with it.
01:14:46Ask her if she's really going to let Portia take that away from her.
01:14:53Are you really going to let Portia take that away from you?
01:15:02It was a $15,000 Breitling watch.
01:15:05You wore a men's watch.
01:15:08Brent gave me the watch because he wanted me to go out with him.
01:15:14And when I didn't go out with him, he told the police that I stole it.
01:15:20And I couldn't prove that he was lying.
01:15:23Let's hear it from Miss Leon.
01:15:24Thank you, sir.
01:15:26Well, we often leave our lockers unlocked because, well, no one needs to steal anything.
01:15:30I took my jewelry off for Jim, and then I found it stolen.
01:15:34And the Maya, sorry, Maya and Maya said that they saw Harper going through my locker.
01:15:42Normally, I would say this is Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:45But it's not.
01:15:47It's the police's word, another young man's word, and Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:52Unless you have other evidence.
01:15:57Not evidence, but I worked so hard for this.
01:16:02Why would I risk everything to take some jewelry?
01:16:05It doesn't make any sense.
01:16:07You people like you always want what they can't have.
01:16:10Is that all you have to say, Harper?
01:16:12Well, in that case, I have to cancel your scholarship and report this to the police.
01:16:21No.
01:16:24Stop.
01:16:26You all will need to see this.
01:16:28You all will need to see this.
01:16:30I have a sworn statement from Brent Mitchell saying that he lied about Harper stealing the watch.
01:16:38He gave it to her to make her like him.
01:16:40When she rejected him, he lied to the police to punish her.
01:16:44For God's sake, Anderson.
01:16:46What you got over you?
01:16:47Have some dignity.
01:16:53Here is all of Portia's stolen jewelry.
01:17:00Oh my God.
01:17:01You found it.
01:17:03Oh, thank you.
01:17:04Thank you, thank you.
01:17:05Yeah, I found it.
01:17:07In your bedside table.
01:17:08Is this true?
01:17:10I was doing everyone a favor.
01:17:14She'll never be one of us.
01:17:15Why can't you all see what a filthy little slut she is?
01:17:17She plays the victim so we all feel sorry for her.
01:17:20We've heard more than enough from you, Miss Leon.
01:17:24Now, Miss Sullivan.
01:17:27What to make of all of this?
01:17:28Your accuser say, oh, you're a very sincere apology.
01:17:34Your scholarship is safe.
01:17:36And I'm going to write you a personal letter of commendation to Harvard to help make up for this.
01:17:41Thank you, Dean Matthews and Anderson.
01:17:46Now, Miss Leon, what to do with you?
01:17:51Please don't expel me.
01:17:52My parents will kill me.
01:17:53I don't know how to thank you, but you fixed everything.
01:18:00Harper, the way I feel about you...
01:18:03You think you've won, don't you?
01:18:05But you haven't.
01:18:06Not by a long shot.
01:18:07You might think you're in love, but this will not work.
01:18:12You'll both come to realize that.
01:18:13She's not like us.
01:18:14No, it's deeper than that.
01:18:16You'll always feel secure, and she never will.
01:18:19You'll end up thinking she's a neurotic mess.
01:18:22Because you're such a great role model.
01:18:24Four wives, all gone.
01:18:26Harper is the most amazing, smartest, most determined person I've ever met.
01:18:32Anderson, drop her.
01:18:33If you make me choose, I'll choose her over you.
01:18:37Every time.
01:18:38Anderson.
01:18:39You don't mean that.
01:18:40Listen clearly.
01:18:41If you want me to stay in your life, you accept Harper, or I'm gone.
01:18:48I hope he's right about you.
01:18:50Because every woman I've ever met is in it for the money.
01:18:54With all due respect, I don't really care what you think.
01:19:04Anderson, what did you just do?
01:19:07I stood up for my girl.
01:19:09So I'm your girl?
01:19:11So I'm your girl?
01:19:13Well, that depends.
01:19:16Do you want to be my girl?
01:19:19I don't know.
01:19:21What's that job entail?
01:19:23It's a full-time job, food stamps.
01:19:25And I'll probably say things like, I love you, Harper.
01:19:38I've never met anyone like you.
01:19:40Well, I don't want to rush into anything, but...
01:19:43I think I could handle all that.
01:19:46And I'll make you feel safe.
01:19:48Every day of your life.
01:19:51I love you so much, Anderson Savage.
01:19:56I love you, Harper Sullivan.
01:19:57Miss Sullivan.
01:20:21it what's this maybe some further questions from harvard they had some for me too oh shit sorry dean
01:20:36book stamps just open it
01:20:47it's my confirmation i'm i'm definitely in
01:20:51i don't mean to steal your thunder but i got an early offer too
01:21:00looks like we'll both be going to harvard next year can't get rid of me that easily food stamps
01:21:05i guess i'm gonna have to try harder then it's perfect everything's perfect
01:21:11hey your mom would be really proud of you you know that right i do
01:21:25i can't i can't imagine
01:21:39I can't imagine, I can't imagine the night
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