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00:00:00My first time, just gone like that.
00:00:18Oh my god, it was him I was with?
00:00:23I just want to thank everyone for their incredible contributions as we roll out our new product
00:00:32the Indusible Man condoms.
00:00:35This innovative condom is ultra thin with seamlessly placed ridges.
00:00:40It's ultimately seamless for him and complete pleasure for her.
00:00:45I believe there's a lot of market value in this product and I could not be more proud of what we've created together.
00:00:53Vivian, what the hell are you doing using my conference room?
00:00:58I'm sorry Mr. Bates, but I believe I have this room reserved for the 2pm slot.
00:01:03I trust you can see your way out.
00:01:07As I was saying.
00:01:09I'm shutting this project down.
00:01:12Excuse me?
00:01:14But you haven't even tested the design yet.
00:01:17It's flawless.
00:01:19Yeah, yeah, whatever.
00:01:21You're ultra rich condoms.
00:01:24The market's saturated with them.
00:01:26I bet you haven't even tested them out yourself.
00:01:29Have you?
00:01:31That is none of your business.
00:01:36I have conducted plenty of market research and the feedback is glowing.
00:01:41You just can't stand that I might have actually come up with something better than you.
00:01:45I'm cutting the funding.
00:01:47That's vinyl.
00:01:48You prick.
00:01:49This isn't even about the product.
00:01:51This is just because you wouldn't know how to pleasure a woman if she talked to you.
00:01:54Oh man, for Christ's sake.
00:01:55You really understand something like that?
00:01:57That's all this.
00:01:58Okay, okay, okay.
00:01:59Mr. Bates.
00:02:00Mr. Bates, please.
00:02:01It really is a nice product.
00:02:02Not that I've tested it myself, but I've heard it's pretty good.
00:02:04Shut up, Nick.
00:02:06Everyone, out!
00:02:09I need to talk to Miss Sawyer privately.
00:02:25You're insane!
00:02:29You don't think she's gonna kill you?
00:02:31Is she?
00:02:36You prick.
00:02:41You have been jealous of me ever since we were kids and I beat your ass in the science fair.
00:02:48You can't stand the idea that I might actually outshine you.
00:02:52Vivian, starting a product line isn't child's play.
00:02:55You don't even know what you're doing.
00:02:57You know what?
00:02:58I don't have time for this.
00:03:00Girl, you don't think they're gonna fuck in the conference room, do you?
00:03:05Best you're 50 bucks, don't you?
00:03:06Oh, and you're such an expert.
00:03:07You've been riding on your daddy's coattails.
00:03:08You don't know innovation.
00:03:09You don't get viral marketing.
00:03:10You don't understand what a customer really wants.
00:03:11And you do?
00:03:12Look, a lot more goes into product distribution than a good idea.
00:03:14You're in way over your head.
00:03:15You don't understand what a customer really wants.
00:03:16And you do?
00:03:17Look, a lot more goes into product distribution than a good idea.
00:03:20You're in way over your head.
00:03:21Why are you so close to me?
00:03:22Why are you so close to me?
00:03:23You're the one that tripped me.
00:03:24Help me up.
00:03:26Vivian.
00:03:27Get off me.
00:03:28Great.
00:03:29A lot more goes into product distribution than a good idea.
00:03:32You're in way over your head.
00:03:36Why are you so close to me?
00:03:38You're the one that tripped me.
00:03:41Help me up!
00:03:46Vivian!
00:03:48Get off me!
00:03:50Great.
00:03:54Hey, Mom.
00:03:56Dad, what is it?
00:03:59I set you up with one of my friend's sons, and he is New York City's most eligible bachelor.
00:04:09Mom, you picked the worst possible time.
00:04:12I'm in the middle of product launch.
00:04:14I don't have time for your blind dates.
00:04:16Vivi, you're going to want to meet this one.
00:04:19He's loaded.
00:04:20I mean, I don't know.
00:04:21You turn on the charm, and maybe he'll invest in your products.
00:04:25I hate it when you make a good point.
00:04:29Angie's restaurant, 5 p.m.
00:04:32They're standing on the floor very hip.
00:04:34Don't be late.
00:04:35I made reservations.
00:04:37Wait, tonight?
00:04:38I don't have...
00:04:39Bye!
00:04:42Alex, I hate to push this again.
00:04:45Well, then don't.
00:04:46Listen, I've arranged a meeting with a lovely young girl.
00:04:51I know her family.
00:04:52They're good people.
00:04:52You two, you two should talk.
00:04:55I have a work meeting tonight.
00:04:56Can't make it.
00:04:57Well, then push it.
00:04:59Need I remind you that I can pull the plug on your inheritance anytime I want?
00:05:03Dad!
00:05:04What?
00:05:05Don't be late.
00:05:09Dad!
00:05:09I guess I have to sabotage this myself.
00:05:15Nick!
00:05:17I need a new shirt!
00:05:22What the fuck am I supposed to say?
00:05:28Hi, my mom sent me up on this date.
00:05:31I don't really want a boyfriend, but hey!
00:05:33Do you happen to have two million dollars to invest in my condom brand?
00:05:38And...
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:58Hi, my name's Vivian.
00:06:00If you're interested in investing, I have an exceptional line of adult products that...
00:06:05You got to be kidding me.
00:06:10You're the lovely girl.
00:06:12Of course you'd ask my dad to set this up to get back in my good graces.
00:06:16I always knew you wanted me.
00:06:18Don't delude yourself, prick.
00:06:21For your information, I had no idea who I was meeting today.
00:06:24My mom put me up to this.
00:06:27Right.
00:06:27You expect me to believe that you didn't beg my dad to set this shindig up?
00:06:32Oh, please.
00:06:33You know as well as I do, our parents have been trying to set us up since high school.
00:06:38You probably tricked us into this.
00:06:40Sure.
00:06:42As charmed as I am by your groveling, some of us don't have time to burn.
00:06:47I got somewhere to be.
00:06:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:06:52Vivian, what is she doing?
00:06:54Son, what are you doing?
00:06:55Get in there.
00:06:56Good.
00:06:57I can't stand breathing the same air as you anyway.
00:07:08Richard, what do we do?
00:07:09Do you think they're on to us?
00:07:11I don't know.
00:07:12But my stupid son is standing your daughter up.
00:07:16Not on my watch.
00:07:18Give me that.
00:07:24Oh!
00:07:29Oh!
00:07:30Shit!
00:07:30I'm so sorry.
00:07:31I have a meeting to get to.
00:07:33I'm really, really sorry.
00:07:34Is there anything I can do?
00:07:36Not unless you have a spare suit.
00:07:38Well, let's just get you back to that table here.
00:07:40And I will take this back to my apartment.
00:07:42And I'll throw it in the wash.
00:07:43No, wait.
00:07:44Just take an hour.
00:07:45And I'll just be back in an hour.
00:07:46Now there you go.
00:07:55Oh, great.
00:07:57You're back.
00:07:58Look, I...
00:08:00What happened to your suit?
00:08:01It's kind of a whole story.
00:08:04Well, I have to run.
00:08:06Wait.
00:08:07Where are you going?
00:08:08I'm meeting someone for drinks.
00:08:11You have a date lined up after our date?
00:08:13Not that it's any of your business.
00:08:16But not every meeting has to be a date.
00:08:19Besides, where were you running off to so quick?
00:08:21Well, I did have a business meeting.
00:08:23But some crazy lady with some crazy hat plowed into me with her coffee.
00:08:28And I'm not going to show up looking like a dirty rag after a morning rush.
00:08:33Well, good luck on your suit.
00:08:35I don't care.
00:08:38Hang on, hang on.
00:08:39You can't just leave me here waiting for an hour.
00:08:42Dining alone is humiliating.
00:08:44You know what's humiliating?
00:08:46Having your funding pulled by your boss's son in the middle of your product launch.
00:08:51I spent three years developing that product, and now I'm back to square one trying to find an investor.
00:08:57Okay, look.
00:08:59If I sit here and I listen to your pitch, I mean, consider it.
00:09:03Will you stay with me until my suit is ready?
00:09:06Promise not to laugh?
00:09:07I promise to try not to laugh.
00:09:11Hmm.
00:09:13I promise to try not to laugh.
00:09:16Hmm.
00:09:21I want to protect our love.
00:09:32When the moment matters, heroes choose wisely.
00:09:36Strength and sensitivity.
00:09:43Invisible man, ultra-ripped condom.
00:09:47Seamless and invisible for him.
00:09:48Absolute pleasure for her.
00:09:50Invisible man, love told me.
00:09:58That was actually...
00:10:00I told you.
00:10:02I knew you majored in marketing, but I didn't think you were any...
00:10:05That was any good?
00:10:07Do you let anyone finish their sentences?
00:10:10So what do you think?
00:10:11You want to invest or what?
00:10:13Look, Vivian, I've got to be honest with you.
00:10:18Condoms like this is a dime in a dozen.
00:10:21And I meant it when I said that the market is saturated with them.
00:10:24But product is only as good as its marketing.
00:10:28And the marketing...
00:10:30It's good.
00:10:32You got a gift.
00:10:33Are you serious?
00:10:34Are you serious?
00:10:36What?
00:10:37No conviction in your abilities?
00:10:39Plenty of conviction in my abilities.
00:10:41None in you.
00:10:43Ouch.
00:10:43But you'll back it.
00:10:46I'll consider putting it back on the roster.
00:10:49Have a pitch deck on my desk by Monday and I'll see what I could do.
00:10:52You won't regret this.
00:10:54I hope not.
00:10:57Vivian?
00:10:59Alan?
00:11:00Who the hell is that?
00:11:06Alan?
00:11:07Who the hell is that?
00:11:08My ex.
00:11:15Alan, what are you doing here?
00:11:17Well, Alan Birch.
00:11:20Nice to meet you.
00:11:21Pleasure.
00:11:23Anyway, I was going to our special spot and I walked past and saw you sitting here so I thought maybe...
00:11:29Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:11:30Our spot?
00:11:32Your spot?
00:11:32You two have a spot.
00:11:34Is that all right with you?
00:11:37Wait.
00:11:38This is the guy you're meeting up after meeting me?
00:11:42Alex, my mom set me up on this date.
00:11:45I'm just grabbing drinks with Alan after.
00:11:48Look, man.
00:11:50Am I interrupting something?
00:11:51No, you're not interrupting anything.
00:11:54Oh.
00:11:55Alex, our parents set us up on a blind date.
00:11:59I'm not exactly screwing you over.
00:12:01Well, if he's not interrupting anything, I guess there's nothing further to talk about.
00:12:07You can kiss the funding.
00:12:08Goodbye.
00:12:09Excuse me?
00:12:10Oh, you're excused.
00:12:12Wouldn't want to take away from your very important date.
00:12:16Goodbye, Miss Sawyer.
00:12:18Pissing.
00:12:19Oh, are you jealous?
00:12:21You know, I don't blame you, mister.
00:12:23I'm 27 and I've never had a girlfriend.
00:12:26I, too, have had a girlfriend.
00:12:27What the fuck is going on?
00:12:31Oh, Jesus.
00:12:31I hope Alex doesn't screw this up for us.
00:12:36Vivian can just swallow her pride for once.
00:12:39I mean, are we crazy?
00:12:42I mean, they haven't exactly gotten along since high school.
00:12:45They were inseparable as kids.
00:12:47Yeah.
00:12:48I hope it just doesn't blow up in our faces, though.
00:12:51You know, that was really impressive, what you did with the coffee.
00:12:57That accent.
00:12:59Oh, you mean this old thing?
00:13:01Thank you, Richard.
00:13:02That's so kind of you.
00:13:04Yeah.
00:13:06How long do we have before we have to get back?
00:13:09About an hour, give or take.
00:13:17Are you serious?
00:13:18You and me?
00:13:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:13:27Am I interrupting something or?
00:13:30Sit, sit.
00:13:34Alex here is loaded and he's going to pay for a meal.
00:13:37I'm not going to pay.
00:13:38You're not perfect.
00:13:39No, I'm not going to pay for this.
00:13:41Waiter.
00:13:46Jesus Christ.
00:13:48So if you get married and have kids,
00:13:50Am I going to pay for their college tuition, too?
00:13:55Why haven't we been doing that for years?
00:14:02I don't know.
00:14:09I mean, is it time? Should we be getting back?
00:14:16I think you could still use another spin cycle, don't you?
00:14:21I could give you another spin cycle.
00:14:23Oh, right.
00:14:31Look, Vivian, I was expecting tonight to be just two of us.
00:14:36Of course. Alex, why don't you go pay for our meal now? We'll take it from here.
00:14:42That is, of course, unless Daddy forgot to give you your allowance for the week.
00:14:49I have my own money.
00:14:51Look, man, if it is...
00:14:53No! Nonsense. Alex has got it.
00:14:57Right, Alex?
00:15:02There. Happy?
00:15:04Barry, you can leave now.
00:15:06Oh, no. I paid for a four-course meal. I'm staying for dessert.
00:15:12Don't you have a very important business meeting to attend to?
00:15:16I still don't have my fucking suit.
00:15:18Then buy a new one.
00:15:21Look, Viv, how about we just leave?
00:15:25Fine.
00:15:27I'll take that.
00:15:31Enjoy dessert.
00:15:32Alex, I'm so sorry again. Here's your clean suit.
00:15:52Alex, huh? I don't recall telling you my name.
00:15:56Shit.
00:15:57It's okay, Miss Sawyer. I know it's you.
00:16:00Good accent, by the way.
00:16:00Oh, fuck.
00:16:03Dad, you can come out, too.
00:16:10What are you two doing here?
00:16:12People watching.
00:16:12Running errands.
00:16:14Running errands.
00:16:14People watching.
00:16:17Selling.
00:16:17Buying porn.
00:16:19Enough.
00:16:20Look, I know you're trying to get me and Vivian together.
00:16:23That's never going to happen.
00:16:25We can't stand each other.
00:16:27Besides, she already has her.
00:16:29Alan.
00:16:30You guys have known each other since you were kids.
00:16:32You're both single.
00:16:34What is the holdup?
00:16:35You're both single.
00:16:36Why don't you date each other?
00:16:40Alex, I think Vivian just left with her old boyfriend, Alan.
00:16:45Great.
00:16:45He seems like an amazing guy.
00:16:47What's that got to do with me?
00:16:49Look, I know he might seem like he's good for her, but he is not good for her.
00:16:53He is a playboy.
00:16:54Please, I am begging you.
00:16:55I think you would treat her so well.
00:16:57With all due respect, Ms. Sawyer, that's not my responsibility.
00:17:01Feel free to take over the table.
00:17:03I've lost my appetite.
00:17:06Hmm.
00:17:09Oh, Richard.
00:17:11What?
00:17:12You've given me quite an appetite.
00:17:13How have you been?
00:17:17Nothing good.
00:17:20Is she really that happy with him?
00:17:28Why is it so hot?
00:17:30Oh, I can try on the air con.
00:17:32I've already had my meal.
00:17:33Why is this bothering me?
00:17:39How have you been?
00:17:41Nothing good.
00:17:42And you?
00:17:43I'm good.
00:17:44I just finally finished my clinical hours.
00:17:47And I'm officially Dr. Ellen Butch, licensed MD.
00:17:50Oh, funny.
00:17:52The guy who made me turn to therapy ends up being a therapist.
00:17:57I deserve that one.
00:17:58Just giving you a hard time.
00:18:01No one's a saint in college.
00:18:03Well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:18:05I'm finally ready to be with a girl that I like.
00:18:09And I was hoping that we'll meet again.
00:18:12I don't know.
00:18:13Shh.
00:18:15May I?
00:18:25Damn it.
00:18:26Drive.
00:18:27Oh, okay.
00:18:33Are you okay?
00:18:34Yeah.
00:18:39Hey, kids.
00:18:41Am I interrupting your little date?
00:18:43Oh, my God.
00:18:44You're obsessed.
00:18:45Why don't you go get your own date?
00:18:48Can't get one.
00:18:50Can you?
00:18:50I hope you know what you're getting yourself into.
00:18:54She's rude.
00:18:55She has no filter.
00:18:56And she's the single most insufferable and ill-mannered woman I've ever had the displeasure of meeting.
00:19:01So if that's what you're into.
00:19:03I love every part of her.
00:19:05I always have.
00:19:07And I always will.
00:19:08How long has always been, huh?
00:19:10Maybe you met Vivian in college.
00:19:12But I've known her since her diaper days, pal.
00:19:14What is this?
00:19:15A dick measuring contest?
00:19:18Wait.
00:19:19I get it.
00:19:20You hired him to swoop in on our date to embarrass me, didn't you?
00:19:24Alex, not all of us have to pay for our dates.
00:19:27Yeah, come on, Viv.
00:19:29It started to rain now.
00:19:30Let's get out of here.
00:19:35I have a car.
00:19:37Hey, boss.
00:19:39It's raining.
00:19:40Should we get in the car?
00:19:41Hey, Nick.
00:19:42I need you to dig up everything you can find on Alex Birch.
00:19:46I don't believe this nice guy crap.
00:19:48Let's see.
00:19:48Jesus, Viv, you look hot today.
00:19:58Well, the implication that I do not look hot every day does not go unnoticed.
00:20:02Obviously not what I meant.
00:20:04Look, what came for you?
00:20:07I didn't even care with a note.
00:20:11Hey, could these be from Alex?
00:20:15They must be from Alan.
00:20:16He started abscessed with you.
00:20:19How did they go last night?
00:20:21Great.
00:20:22It went great.
00:20:24Don't you have some schedules to send out?
00:20:27Oh, you're not fun.
00:20:29I'll see you later.
00:20:40Alan.
00:20:41I liked Alan.
00:20:43He's done the work.
00:20:44Yeah, this is good work.
00:20:51Good morning, Viv.
00:20:53I remember you loved red roses.
00:20:56Well, good morning.
00:20:57What's up?
00:20:59Well, if you're not in a mood for a small talk, I'll cut to the chase.
00:21:03Do you want to go on a date with me tonight?
00:21:04Richard.
00:21:21Oh, so fragile.
00:21:23Richard, we've been worried about the children for years.
00:21:33This night is for us.
00:21:35What a perfect night to try Vivian's new aphrodisiac.
00:21:42Naughty, naughty.
00:21:45You're so debonair.
00:21:47You're like a blonde James Bond.
00:21:51Sean Connery.
00:21:52I'm not into Danny.
00:21:53I'm not into Danny Craig.
00:21:54No offense, Danny.
00:22:00I thought you said they were going to be out all night.
00:22:02They must have come back early.
00:22:03Jesus, what are we going to do?
00:22:06We have to get out of here.
00:22:08Come on.
00:22:19What's with the mood lighting?
00:22:21I thought we were just having a coffee.
00:22:28I have no idea what this is, but it looks like my mom's handiwork.
00:22:33But I'm not complaining.
00:22:34I'm not complaining.
00:22:35I can use a drink.
00:22:36I can use a drink.
00:22:37Okay.
00:22:43But the special wine!
00:22:44Oh.
00:22:45Don't get the wrong idea.
00:22:57Okay.
00:22:58That's a new product I'm testing.
00:22:59I must have forgot I left it out.
00:23:00I must have forgot I left it out.
00:23:02Okay.
00:23:03Well, see?
00:23:04The way you love your job is what I admire the most about you.
00:23:08Whoa!
00:23:09We must stop!
00:23:10No, no, no, no, no.
00:23:11Do you want her to see us like this?
00:23:12We leave, we change clothes, and then we stop them.
00:23:13We're on the second floor.
00:23:14We don't have a choice.
00:23:15Why is my son so goddamn useless?
00:23:16Ah, oh.
00:23:17Oh.
00:23:18Oh.
00:23:19Oh.
00:23:20Oh.
00:23:21Oh.
00:23:22Oh.
00:23:23Whoa.
00:23:24Oh.
00:23:25Oh.
00:23:26I'm just feeling like really dizzy and kind of hot.
00:23:27for we don't have a choice twice my son so goddamn useless oh I'm just feeling
00:23:40really dizzy and kind of hot well I think you need to rest now I will take
00:23:51good care of you turn around sure boss are we heading home or let's go find Vivian I
00:24:08have to tell her there's something off with Alan
00:24:21okay you drink way too much yes what did you do mm-hmm
00:24:42no kind of religion like you who designed sex toys
00:24:49maybe I should test them out and give you some feedback give that to me
00:24:55come here
00:24:57oh I'm gonna enjoy this
00:25:17oh what did you do we're just talking man get lost get out of here I'll call the police okay
00:25:37Vivian wake up Vivian
00:25:47Alex my product is flawless and you are always picking on me why good grief you're still talking
00:26:10about your product at this hour do you even know what just happened how do you know that it doesn't
00:26:16work if you never even tried it seriously getting hot you're the designer and a virgin how do you know
00:26:26your products user-friendly you won't invest in me because you think I'm a virgin and
00:26:36you don't believe in me and you don't want me you're absolutely right maybe I should give the product a shot
00:26:45I don't want to stop it's getting hot don't stop just wait till you try my product
00:27:00I don't want to stop it's so hot don't stop just wait till you try my product
00:27:10oh thank god it was just the second floor oh I don't want to see this oh oh I don't want to hear this
00:27:17as an investor I like to try my products
00:27:45oh
00:28:15oh you bastard what the hell happened fuck i can't remember anything can you stop shouting
00:28:31my head is pounding shut up shut up it was my first time i didn't know i i really wanted
00:28:42my first time to be special hey for what it's worth it was special to me
00:28:49what alex with vivian how could this have happened since your kids but i never expected oh please
00:29:03you've been trying to make this happen forever laying the condoms in the wine out and practically
00:29:08set a trap did you please give us some privacy
00:29:11plan b whatever happened to the conviction in your own product
00:29:29how are you so quiet we used your condom last night aren't you sure it worked
00:29:35yeah but we didn't use condoms during our first trial of the dancing egg
00:29:40on second thought go ahead and take it we don't want to risk having a kid with you anyway
00:29:46what's that supposed to mean it means one of you is bad enough
00:29:51such an asshole babe i'm making time i'm coming i'm coming
00:30:05why are you so scared to bring
00:30:11how's the check on alan going well he's just a therapist nothing out of the ordinary just
00:30:22ordinary family ordinary life except for being incredibly good looking you think he's good
00:30:29looking hot even but not as hot of you of course you're hot you're crazy hot you're big hot massive
00:30:38hot can i please stop calling my boss hot right now just keep an eye on him i don't want to mess
00:30:43i don't want to miss your vivian yes boss
00:30:46a hot boss
00:30:48alan hey pretty cool are you free for dinner tonight
00:31:06maybe a late lunch how about angie's sounds good
00:31:12Alan, I have to ask
00:31:18I remember you took me home last night
00:31:20Yeah, you drank way too much
00:31:23I remember covering you up with a blanket
00:31:27Before I left, you know
00:31:28How's it going with you?
00:31:31Oh, I slept real good
00:31:33Yeah, nothing happened
00:31:35Alright
00:31:36You're still working on those adult projects
00:31:38It's surprising to me
00:31:40How's it going with that?
00:31:41Yeah, I'm currently trying to find an investor
00:31:43Oh, I might know some top investors in the city
00:31:47They might be able to help you
00:31:48Really?
00:31:49I mean, Alan, that would be incredible
00:31:51You're a lifesaver
00:31:52But, you know, it's a little bit difficult
00:31:55To get the investors back
00:31:57Those kind of products
00:31:58Yeah, I know
00:31:59I've tried it a million times
00:32:01I know how hard it is better than anyone
00:32:03I know some of the guys
00:32:05How about you pay a down payment deposit to me
00:32:08And I will get you into the investors convention
00:32:11Next week, downtown
00:32:12The funding is guaranteed
00:32:13Sorry, um
00:32:15Deposit for an investor?
00:32:18Just a standard procedure
00:32:19You know, just to show the investors
00:32:21That you're serious
00:32:22Don't worry about it
00:32:24Okay, um
00:32:27Well, how much do I owe you?
00:32:32Now we're talking
00:32:33Don't sign that
00:32:40Don't sign that
00:32:44Use your brain, Vivian
00:32:46When does an investee pay an investor up front?
00:32:50Alex, this is a private meeting
00:32:52Meeting?
00:32:53I thought we were on a date
00:32:55Come on
00:32:57He's a scam artist
00:32:59Praying on naive people like you
00:33:00Alex, you are being ridiculous
00:33:02I have known Alan for forever
00:33:04You've known me forever
00:33:06And I have a little experience
00:33:08When it comes to this sort of thing
00:33:09In case you forgot
00:33:10You might have marketing experience
00:33:12But I'm the junior CEO of Auroa Global Group
00:33:15Asking for a deposit without a contract
00:33:18Do a little work when it comes to your scams
00:33:20Vivian
00:33:21Don't listen to him
00:33:23He clearly has no idea what he's talking about
00:33:26Come on, Viv
00:33:28You know I would never hurt you
00:33:32No
00:33:36She's gonna pull my funding
00:33:39Twice
00:33:40You only think I can trust you
00:33:41Get out
00:33:43I'm a paying customer
00:33:47You can't kick me out more than anyone else in here
00:33:50Fine
00:33:51If he won't leave
00:33:52Then Alan and I will
00:33:54Come on, let's go, Alan
00:33:55I've invested in hundreds of projects
00:33:58I know what I'm talking about
00:34:00Okay, I've had enough
00:34:02Listen, if you need time to think about it
00:34:05Fine
00:34:06But
00:34:07I can't stand here
00:34:09While he insults me
00:34:11I'm gonna go
00:34:16Bye
00:34:16Do you really have to ruin every prospect I get?
00:34:22At this rate, I will never get an investor
00:34:25Look, I know we bicker a lot
00:34:26But this was beyond petty
00:34:28And I am really disappointed
00:34:30I was just
00:34:34Trying to help
00:34:36Hi, Viv
00:34:41I got your coffee on my way over
00:34:43Thank you
00:34:44There you go
00:34:45Whoa
00:34:50Are you okay?
00:34:52Can't tell my meetings
00:34:53I'm not feeling well
00:34:54I'm gonna need to go home
00:34:55Is it really bad?
00:34:59What?
00:35:03God, why do I feel so terrible?
00:35:06Is it food poisoning?
00:35:08Unless
00:35:09I don't want to stop
00:35:11It's so hot
00:35:13Don't stop. Just wait till you try my products.
00:35:23I can't be here.
00:35:25I can't be.
00:35:28Oh my god, it fucking can be.
00:35:31What am I going to tell my mom?
00:35:33What am I going to tell Alex?
00:35:36Vivian.
00:35:37How did you get in here?
00:35:39I know your passcode.
00:35:40I got her as soon as I could.
00:35:42Is everything okay? What's wrong?
00:35:44You want her to talk about something?
00:35:46Does he actually care about me?
00:35:49You might want to sit down for this.
00:35:52Come on.
00:35:53I'm a grown adult. It's okay.
00:35:56What's going on? You can tell me anything.
00:36:05Yeah, I told you you'd want to sit down.
00:36:08You're pregnant?
00:36:09You're pregnant?
00:36:16God, and you insisted on using that damn thing.
00:36:19Okay, give the dancing egg a little bit more credit.
00:36:22If I recall, you liked it even more than I did.
00:36:25What about the condom?
00:36:27You told me not to bother.
00:36:28And you listened to me?
00:36:30I thought I took that plan B, but so much was happening, and I was so scatterbrained, and it doesn't really matter, okay?
00:36:37Plan B, condom, dancing egg, I'm fucking pregnant, okay? It's done.
00:36:42And now we just need to figure out what comes next.
00:36:44Well, we should get married and raise it together.
00:36:47Married?
00:36:48Alex, shit, that is a little hasty. I was just talking about whether or not I was going to keep it.
00:36:53Well, you said it yourself. It's done.
00:36:56Unless you don't want to keep it.
00:36:59I think I want it.
00:37:01Then we should get married.
00:37:05Unless you're trying to raise the child as a single mother.
00:37:08Alex, we can't get married and we don't love each other.
00:37:13Who cares if we don't love each other?
00:37:15I want to take responsibility, and we won't let anything happen to you or our child.
00:37:22But you don't want to get married, right?
00:37:24What do you want to do?
00:37:26I don't know. I just need some time, and I think we both should think this through, okay?
00:37:35All right.
00:37:37And Alex, please do not tell my mom about this.
00:37:41Oh, God, no.
00:37:43Can you imagine if my father found out about this?
00:37:45They would be insufferable.
00:37:47Vivi!
00:37:49Speak of the fucking devil.
00:37:51Why's your mom here?
00:37:55Vivi!
00:37:56Mom! Hi!
00:38:00Hi, honey. Are you okay?
00:38:03Julie called and told me that you left work early because you weren't feeling well, which isn't like you.
00:38:07So I made you some soup and tea, like when you were little.
00:38:11Hi!
00:38:18Alex?
00:38:20What are you doing here?
00:38:21I, um...
00:38:22Mom...
00:38:22I knew it!
00:38:23It wasn't just a one-off.
00:38:24You said it was a drunken accident, but you two have been dating all along, haven't you?
00:38:28What? No. Ew.
00:38:30Ouch.
00:38:33Alex was just coming over...
00:38:35Shit.
00:38:36What was Alex coming over to do?
00:38:38Fake.
00:38:39Alex was just coming over to tell me he was going to invest in my new product, weren't you?
00:38:45Oh! That's wonderful!
00:38:49It's about time, right?
00:38:50We had a long, hard think about it and decided it was finally time.
00:38:56Must have been one hell of a test run.
00:38:57Mom?
00:38:58Ew. Gross.
00:38:59I'm just saying, I'm so happy you two are going into business together.
00:39:04I think this is an absolutely fabulous thing.
00:39:07So is it too early to call your son, or...?
00:39:10All right, Mom, thank you for the soup, and I think it is time for you to go.
00:39:14Bye, Alex.
00:39:15Why would you tell her I'm investing?
00:39:21Well, you said you would last night, remember?
00:39:26As an investor, I like to try my products.
00:39:30You mean...
00:39:31I'm just kidding.
00:39:35I'm just kidding.
00:39:36I'm just kidding.
00:39:36I was pretty drunk.
00:39:54Yeah, well, drunk mistake or not, you have to admit my products are amazing.
00:39:59Well, we didn't get to test them all out.
00:40:02Yeah, well, my condoms are designed so that it doesn't feel like you're wearing anything.
00:40:07Oh, but you said it felt incredible?
00:40:11You felt incredible.
00:40:12Did you...
00:40:14enjoy it?
00:40:22Dammit.
00:40:25Hello.
00:40:26Hey, Mr. Bates.
00:40:27I have an update on Alan.
00:40:29Um, I can't talk about this now.
00:40:31Meet me at the office.
00:40:32I am sorry.
00:40:36I have to go.
00:40:41Nick.
00:40:43What you got?
00:40:45Well, you remember that Alan Birch that you had me look into?
00:40:48Mm-hmm.
00:40:48Turns out, all of his credentials, doctored.
00:40:52He didn't go to medical school.
00:40:54He didn't even work as a therapist.
00:40:55All he did was hop around from therapist's office to therapist's office all throughout
00:40:58the state until their financial records went into the red, and then he would mysteriously
00:41:02disappear.
00:41:04I knew I smelled the red.
00:41:06Mm-hmm.
00:41:08Well, well.
00:41:09I think it's time we called in Mr. Birch in for a chat.
00:41:12Alan, hasn't your new girlfriend gave all your money yet?
00:41:23I cannot bet.
00:41:25Just one step to go.
00:41:27If you don't get money within half a month, tell the debt to clutter your office address
00:41:35will be my good choice.
00:41:38Just half a month, I swear.
00:41:42You better keep your word.
00:41:49Damn it!
00:41:52I gotta get this shit done.
00:41:59Alan?
00:42:01I brought an Italian.
00:42:03Come.
00:42:08Sir, there's more.
00:42:14Turns out that Mr. Birch has multiple Title IX reports filed against him.
00:42:19Things got so bad, he actually had to drop out of medical school because he had a sexual
00:42:22assault case laid against him.
00:42:24What?
00:42:25Now, the sexual assault case was eventually dropped, but still, it's just...
00:42:29Well, it's not a good look.
00:42:31I need to tell Vivian.
00:42:32Come on, come on.
00:42:39Pick up.
00:42:46Are you going to answer that?
00:42:48No.
00:42:57Can't talk.
00:42:58Alan is over.
00:42:59Fuck.
00:43:00He's there right now.
00:43:01Nick, I gotta go.
00:43:06I brought your favorite.
00:43:07I'm not really drinking right now.
00:43:09Don't be ridiculous.
00:43:11I remember that back in the college you used to throw your plate.
00:43:14Yeah, well, I am kind of coming back.
00:43:18Really?
00:43:19Well, don't mind if I have some.
00:43:21Not at all.
00:43:22Go ahead.
00:43:28Vivian, I'm glad you let me come over.
00:43:30And I've been thinking about us lately.
00:43:33Really?
00:43:34Yeah.
00:43:35Thinking how we used to be together.
00:43:38I miss that.
00:43:40Me too.
00:43:43Come on.
00:43:44Come on.
00:43:45Come on.
00:43:45I've been wondering how you went to the adult products after college, considering you are a virgin and everything.
00:43:58Well, I was a virgin when we dated.
00:44:02Well, you're not anymore.
00:44:05I thought you were waiting for the right time with the right guy.
00:44:09Yeah, well, it kind of just happened.
00:44:11Vivian, the virgin no more.
00:44:14God, I always hated that nickname.
00:44:18I never understood why it was such a big deal.
00:44:22Well, if you're not waiting for anyone.
00:44:26Maybe we can be together.
00:44:28Alan, I kind of would prefer if we just took things slow.
00:44:35Dammit!
00:44:36Vivian!
00:44:37Are you safe?
00:44:40Right?
00:44:47What the hell are you doing here again?
00:44:49Why are you here?
00:44:51I've warned you before.
00:44:54I've warned you before.
00:44:56Oh my God, are you crazy?
00:44:59Dude, what the hell?
00:45:02We were just chatting here.
00:45:03This guy nearly raped you before, and you're defending him?
00:45:07What are you talking about?
00:45:09We're just friends.
00:45:10Am I allowed to have friends?
00:45:13I just don't want him to trick you.
00:45:15Walkman, I know you have biased feelings against me.
00:45:19But, calm down for a minute.
00:45:22Quit the nice guy act.
00:45:25Alex, get out!
00:45:28Now you want me to leave because of him?
00:45:31Yeah, if you can't be kind to my friends, then I would like you to leave.
00:45:35Vivian, I don't want you to be torn between us, okay?
00:45:39So, don't worry.
00:45:41I'm going to leave.
00:45:43You can call me anytime, okay?
00:45:48What are you still doing here?
00:45:50Get out.
00:45:53It's my obligation to take care of you and our child.
00:45:57That was an accident, wasn't it?
00:45:59It's our responsibility to take care of this child.
00:46:02We have to think about what's best for it.
00:46:05This vibrator is my newest product.
00:46:16It's got a cute design, better suited for female aesthetics and anatomy.
00:46:21And look, it has multiple vibrations and modes.
00:46:26Who knew something so small could bring so much joy?
00:46:31Because every woman deserves a little wonder crafted just for her.
00:46:38I haven't had a man over in months.
00:46:41Lumi Bloom, designed with you in mind.
00:46:44Female joy perfected.
00:46:46Wanda, what's taking him so long to go off on her?
00:47:00Diva, I'm surprised you're still sitting down for this one.
00:47:03Every time she presents, he completely does her fault.
00:47:06I always probably just think about new ways to insult her.
00:47:10That's good.
00:47:11The design shows real creativity.
00:47:14Wait, you really actually like it?
00:47:19There's still room for improvement.
00:47:22And the investment section is a mess.
00:47:26Totally unreadable.
00:47:28But it has potential.
00:47:32Aurora will back you 100%.
00:47:34Meeting is adjourned.
00:47:37Oh my god, they're fucking.
00:47:39Like rabbits.
00:47:41Oh my god.
00:47:43Did you actually like it?
00:47:45Because you usually rip me to shreds in these things.
00:47:48I just didn't want to embarrass you in front of everyone.
00:47:50It's not good for the baby, you know.
00:47:53Wow.
00:47:54Okay, great.
00:47:56Noted.
00:48:03Would it kill you to say something nice?
00:48:05Julie, can you call the factory and have them send out the samples of the vibrator?
00:48:10I sent you the designs.
00:48:12Sure thing.
00:48:14Oh, wait.
00:48:15Wait.
00:48:16You and Alex, right?
00:48:19No.
00:48:20What makes you say that?
00:48:22We asked her what happened in that conference room.
00:48:24You're not stupid.
00:48:25Yeah.
00:48:28Can you keep a secret?
00:48:35Pregnant!
00:48:37Keep your voice down.
00:48:39Girl, that's your virgin.
00:48:41Well, it only takes just one time.
00:48:43Doesn't it?
00:48:45Well, that's nice.
00:48:46Just us.
00:48:47So, let's keep it that way, okay?
00:48:50If my parents find out, then they will never stop us together.
00:48:53Would that be so bad?
00:48:56He doesn't see me that way.
00:48:59Do you?
00:48:59I don't know.
00:49:03Maybe.
00:49:05It doesn't really matter.
00:49:07You know, I'm just trying to take this one day at a time.
00:49:10I have to get back to work, so just don't tell anyone.
00:49:14Okay?
00:49:15I'll see you later.
00:49:19Ooh.
00:49:20You all right there, sugar?
00:49:21Yeah.
00:49:23You doing okay?
00:49:24Yeah.
00:49:25Bitch, you know something, don't you?
00:49:27Nah.
00:49:28Come on.
00:49:28Spill deep.
00:49:28Spill.
00:49:29Hey, you.
00:49:48Um, look.
00:49:49Look, I'm sorry for being a dick earlier.
00:49:54Peace offering?
00:50:00He's so hot and cold.
00:50:02I never know how he really feels about me.
00:50:04Listen!
00:50:04What?
00:50:05Don't!
00:50:05What?
00:50:07Pregnant?
00:50:08Pregnant?
00:50:11Troy?
00:50:12I told you not to tell anyone.
00:50:15I only told Nick.
00:50:16Nick's my best friend.
00:50:18Nick?
00:50:18Who did you tell?
00:50:21I told many.
00:50:23Many.
00:50:24Many.
00:50:26Don't look at me like that, like I'm a gossip.
00:50:28God forbid a man want to spread joy around here.
00:50:33I'm gonna be a grandpa.
00:50:35Dad, let's focus.
00:50:37No, I'm focused.
00:50:38On the fact that my daughter found out she's pregnant and didn't tell me!
00:50:42Mom, I was gonna tell you.
00:50:44I swear I was.
00:50:45I just...
00:50:46Alex and I were just trying to figure out what we were gonna do.
00:50:50And besides, you should be happy.
00:50:52You've been trying to push us together forever.
00:50:53I am happy, honey.
00:50:55But you should have told me!
00:50:57Look, can we talk about this later?
00:51:00We're in the middle of work.
00:51:01You know, for once in his life, Alex is right.
00:51:06What?
00:51:07Vivian, Miranda, if you are free tonight, why don't you come to my place for dinner?
00:51:13You guys can enjoy that.
00:51:16You are not getting out of this one, kiddo.
00:51:19We'll be there.
00:51:20Mom, you can't speak for me.
00:51:26Oh, okay, we will be there.
00:51:28We'll be there.
00:51:28Oh, uh, Miranda, are you heading my way by any chance?
00:51:34Split a cap?
00:51:36After you.
00:51:47Alex cooked all of this himself.
00:51:49He's quite the chef, isn't he?
00:51:51Alex, I didn't know you cooked.
00:51:53I dabble.
00:51:56So, when are we gonna set the date for the wedding?
00:51:59Wedding?
00:52:01Mom, no.
00:52:03You are getting married, aren't you?
00:52:04No, Mom.
00:52:05We're not.
00:52:07Miss Sawyer, I don't think this is an appropriate time to be discussing this.
00:52:12We haven't talked about this at all.
00:52:15And Alex and I weren't in a relationship before I got pregnant.
00:52:19We're not in a relationship now, so why should we get married?
00:52:22Honey?
00:52:24You remember how hard it was for me to raise a child as a single mother after your father
00:52:29left this planet, don't you?
00:52:30People co-parent without being married all the time.
00:52:34Alex, have you even asked her yet?
00:52:36No, Dad.
00:52:38Well, that is not very gentlemanly.
00:52:40I thought I raised you better than...
00:52:41Mr. Bates, is there maybe somewhere I could go that's quiet?
00:52:45I think I need a second.
00:52:47Of course, dear.
00:52:50You know, Alex's bedroom is right down the hall.
00:52:53Why don't you just rest in there?
00:52:55Take this to her.
00:53:01Dad, she just said she needs a minute.
00:53:03Now!
00:53:09We lock him in.
00:53:10We lock him in?
00:53:12Good idea.
00:53:17What are you doing in here?
00:53:24I've been sent to bring you this.
00:53:27I'm not really hungry.
00:53:29I don't think that was the point.
00:53:31Look, I appreciate it, but I kind of just want to be alone.
00:53:35Fine by me.
00:53:40The door's locked.
00:53:46Those assholes!
00:53:50Dad, open the door!
00:53:51Yeah, I really need to go to the restroom.
00:53:57There's a bathroom in there, love.
00:53:59We'll let you out in the morning.
00:54:01Looks like we're stuck here.
00:54:03Look, just take the bed and I'll sleep on the floor.
00:54:07Don't be ridiculous.
00:54:08We've shared a bed before.
00:54:11Fine.
00:54:12Fine.
00:54:12Fine.
00:54:12Fine.
00:54:12Fine.
00:54:12Fine.
00:54:12Fine.
00:54:14Fine.
00:54:14Fine.
00:54:16Fine.
00:54:16Fine.
00:54:17Fine.
00:54:18Fine.
00:54:18Fine.
00:54:19Fine.
00:54:20Fine.
00:54:21Fine.
00:54:30Fine.
00:54:31Fine.
00:54:31Fine.
00:54:32Fine.
00:54:32Fine.
00:54:32don't worry i'll be a perfect gentleman get a grip this is ridiculous is she scared of me
00:54:48or just disgusted
00:54:50what are you doing
00:54:56you should drink this you haven't had enough water today fine
00:55:03go to sleep did you think i was going to
00:55:20she looks like a doll what's wrong with me why is my heart racing do i actually have feelings for
00:55:34this girl but she's always fighting me never listens she doesn't feel the same
00:55:40relax she's just asleep don't overthink it jesus christ this girl's got a grip
00:55:49is she dreaming about me
00:55:56uh hi yeah vive sorry again about yesterday look i just got a call from the investor
00:56:12he's interested in meeting you today holy shit
00:56:15holy shit
00:56:17what what is it can you be at the office in the 30 minutes make it 40 stalling
00:56:22please call me david you must be vivian julie let me in that's okay
00:56:33a thousand percent um did you get here okay yeah no problems
00:56:37all right so this is our project data and we would really appreciate it if you'd help us with
00:56:42the prototype thing well i can see why alan has speak so highly of you this is excellent alan
00:56:49was the one who told you to invest in me he did he told me how remarkable you are and based on what
00:56:54i see here he's telling the truth well i guess i have to thank him that no to be honest this meeting
00:57:01is just a formality i already know i want to collaborate with you in fact i want to get loomy
00:57:06bloom on the shelves by the end of the month is that pretty oh my god really yeah um wow i really
00:57:12appreciate it mr scott and i won't let you down call me david and i'm sure i won't regret anything
00:57:17now i've got to run to another meeting now i'll have my people send over the paperwork later today
00:57:22and i'll be in touch
00:57:24hey are you finished with work and do you have time for a date alan i never expected you to go to such
00:57:36lengths to help me say my thanks for later because i have ordered us a meal should we go
00:57:41honestly alan i'm just really grateful that you're able to get me an investor
00:57:54i you really don't have to do any of i believe you understand my feelings for you i like you
00:58:00okay and you're an exceptional woman i am confident that you will succeed do you really think that yes
00:58:06of course come on i know the contract with david timeline is tight and you're under a lot
00:58:11pressure so this is why i have arranged a contact for you with new york's top tier factory so you
00:58:18can deliver in time and in full volume oh my god alan that's amazing i don't even i don't even know
00:58:24what to say i was so stressed out about that um gosh i don't even know how to begin to repay you
00:58:29you know how to repay me um honey are you sure the kids are gone oh i'm sure
00:58:41and vivian's new toys are all in this office and let me just tell you my daughter is a genius
00:58:50her creations flawless say no more i am picking up what you are laying down do we have to do it laying
00:59:01down oh vivian dad
00:59:05miranda what are you two doing here
00:59:10i told you there were rats in the office i told her to get an exterminator but she never listens to me
00:59:16don't worry don't worry i was voted number one ratter in my frat days back in yale i got you
00:59:20wait wait where's vivian i thought we were supposed to have an investment meeting
00:59:24oh uh julie said she just she just left and listen son i need you to open your eyes
00:59:33vivian is a very attractive young woman and she has plenty of suitors
00:59:37oh damn it is it the same alan again
00:59:41you two are not allowed in vivian's office okay
00:59:47take these to go
00:59:54i'm sorry alan i just i really just see you as a good
01:00:04come on just give me another chance i mean if we met since we met again
01:00:09i think fate has brought us together for a reason to the girl that i love
01:00:14look
01:00:16vivian
01:00:18i have to come forward about my feelings for you
01:00:21i can't keep hiding it
01:00:23if i ask you to marry me
01:00:25will you say yes
01:00:27alan
01:00:28i don't understand why you can't just say yes
01:00:33deep down i know you have feelings for me
01:00:35what is it is it because of the other guy
01:00:39alex
01:00:40no
01:00:41no there's nothing between me and alex
01:00:44i i don't have feelings for him
01:00:46then what's the issue
01:00:49if you marry me i will make you happy
01:00:52i'm sorry alan
01:00:55i'm pregnant with alex's baby
01:00:59what
01:01:00yeah
01:01:01so whether or not alex loves me or not it doesn't really matter
01:01:05because we're raising the baby together
01:01:07but we can always be really good work friends right
01:01:11you're right vivian
01:01:13absolutely right
01:01:15what is alex doing
01:01:29what is alex doing
01:01:43oh i need to focus on work
01:01:46but i haven't been able to reach him for the entire day
01:01:51i just hope nothing's wrong
01:01:53alex what are you doing at my doorstep
01:02:07and why do you smell like a vat of wine
01:02:10where's the diamond ring huh
01:02:14did you follow me
01:02:15i don't even have feelings for you
01:02:18after all you don't love me
01:02:19i don't love you
01:02:20we're just parents to a child
01:02:22exactly
01:02:23then why are you here
01:02:25go back to your
01:02:27wine jar and soak it
01:02:29did you say yes to his proposal
01:02:46i refused
01:02:48i drank a little too much
01:02:53maybe i'll forget about it tomorrow
01:02:55maybe i will too
01:02:56i can't believe the loomy bloom pre-sale already sold out
01:03:12hasn't even hit the stores yet
01:03:14viva don't freak out
01:03:16someone's dragging us online right now
01:03:18what
01:03:19they're claiming the invisible man columns are de facto
01:03:21something about harmful ingredients
01:03:23that's bullshit
01:03:25it hasn't even come out yet
01:03:26and we have quality inspection reports
01:03:28this can't be real
01:03:29issue a statement
01:03:30and track the ip
01:03:31we need to find out who's behind us
01:03:33vivian
01:03:34nick just told me what happened
01:03:37our it guys are looking into the article's origin
01:03:40i just don't understand who want to fuck with us like this
01:03:42this can't be happening
01:03:43this is my first major product rollout
01:03:46did you do a proper quality check on the launch product
01:03:49of course
01:03:50the quality's solid
01:03:51what about the factory
01:03:52could they have been making defective versions
01:03:54no
01:03:55alan was the one who recommended it to me
01:03:57fuck
01:03:59julie
01:04:02issue that statement
01:04:04okay
01:04:04we need everyone to know that aurora group does not condone the use of harmful chemicals in our product
01:04:08and nick
01:04:10call our investors
01:04:11and tell them what's going on
01:04:12okay we can't let this get ahead of us
01:04:14what about you
01:04:16i'm gonna make sure that this never happens again
01:04:22what's up babe
01:04:28what's up babe
01:04:30you unimaginable bastard
01:04:32i feel lost your mind
01:04:34did you intentionally send me to the worst factory in north america or did you just pay everyone to fuck everything up
01:04:41this is hot tea
01:04:43and this is egyptian cotton
01:04:45you broke that article didn't you
01:04:47i don't know what you're talking about
01:04:49what the fuck is your problem
01:04:53what the fuck is your problem
01:04:55huh
01:04:56i was doing you a favor
01:04:58i don't know who's behind those article issues
01:05:00maybe
01:05:01maybe he was just designing a shitty fucking product
01:05:03oh yeah
01:05:04your mom's a shitty product
01:05:06you're fucking psycho
01:05:07that's enough
01:05:08that's enough
01:05:09god
01:05:10did you pun
01:05:11yeah i know do it again
01:05:12oh right right
01:05:13calm down
01:05:14you better take down that article okay
01:05:17or i'm gonna sue you for defamation
01:05:20if you were lucky
01:05:21i don't know where you live
01:05:22or i'd come to your house
01:05:23and i'd curb stop your fucking faces
01:05:26look i think you've made your point
01:05:28let's get out of here yeah
01:05:30yeah
01:05:31let's go
01:05:35women right
01:05:36you're both crazy
01:05:44hey
01:05:47relax
01:05:48now that alex has been taken care of
01:05:51we just need the i.t guys to pull through
01:05:53everything's gonna be okay
01:05:55the stress isn't good for
01:05:56yeah it's not good for the baby
01:05:58i know
01:06:03i.t just confirmed the ip address belonged to alex birch
01:06:06they took down the article
01:06:09hopefully
01:06:10too much damage hasn't been done
01:06:12so bad
01:06:13i
01:06:14i need to schedule a new product launch
01:06:16hang on
01:06:18this statement has not cleared us up yet
01:06:20launching a new product might make the backlash worse
01:06:22Alex i can't just sit here and do nothing
01:06:25you said it yourself
01:06:26i i know how to market
01:06:28i know how to sell a product
01:06:30i can get you a place and time but
01:06:33i can't promise the investors will come
01:06:34you don't have to
01:06:36leave that to me
01:06:37leave that to me
01:06:43you know they're streaming this like a ocean man's daughter
01:06:46if you can't explain products issues
01:06:49her career is over
01:06:50get it together viv
01:06:51you've got this
01:06:53just focus
01:06:58hello everyone i am vivian sawyer
01:07:00the founder of invisible man and louis bloom product
01:07:03vivian did you know your product almost killed someone
01:07:05that statement has been proven to be false and inflammatory
01:07:09our reporters are working on clearing it up
01:07:11our materials list is on the website
01:07:14selling defective products can lead to prison time
01:07:17are you ready for jail
01:07:18aurora products are safe
01:07:20then explain the viral reports about your dangerous products
01:07:23i am trying to if you just stop
01:07:26interrupting
01:07:28these are our product reports
01:07:34along with a statement from the original author claiming that his statement was false
01:07:38she's telling the truth
01:07:40aurora products are completely safe
01:07:44she always did not let a handle herself
01:07:51she's lying
01:07:53invisible man products are dangerous
01:07:56it almost killed my girlfriend
01:07:58what?
01:07:59tell us more
01:08:01me and my girlfriend we both used a product
01:08:03and we both had a rash
01:08:05Ms. Sawyer explain yourself
01:08:07i'm trying to everyone calm down
01:08:08don't listen to him
01:08:10everyone stop
01:08:11this is a long run game
01:08:12Vivian and i have used invisible man products ourselves
01:08:14i can testify
01:08:16they are completely safe
01:08:21is he insane?
01:08:22and I have used the Invisible Man products ourselves. I can testify. They are completely
01:08:27safe. Is he insane? The Invisible Man brand was funded by my fiancé. We've posted online
01:08:37the quality reports, proof that the products are safe. Now if anyone tries to spread more
01:08:45lies, they will have to face the Aurora's legal team until they are bankrupt. Beyonce. Don't
01:08:53worry. I'm here. Now if you'll excuse us. Mr. Alex, Mr. Alex, Mr. Alex, where would the
01:09:01wedding be? Have you said a date? Don't worry. I'll take good care of you both. No, I can't
01:09:09hear you, right? She. What? She is a she. Not a net. How do you know it's a girl? Could
01:09:19be a boy. It's definitely a daughter. I've always wanted a daughter and I'd love to have a little
01:09:24you running around. Um, I'm pretty hungry. Can we get a stop somewhere? Okay. What do
01:09:35you want to eat? Pull off at that burger joint and up my head? Burger, Vivian. Your body's
01:09:42a temple. You need to be eating healthy. The baby needs nutrition. I know you are not telling
01:09:47a pregnant woman what to eat. Listen, anything else. I'll get you anything else. I want a burger.
01:09:57anything else. That punch actually hurt. I hope you learned a very valuable lesson
01:10:09today. Has he always been this cute? So we're really getting married? If that's what you want.
01:10:20I did tell everyone. Yeah. For the company. Well, of course it was for the company. Right.
01:10:31I mean, we can have separate rooms. We don't have to have a traditional marriage. Can we talk
01:10:36about something else? Oh, um, okay. Mom? Mr. Bates? There it is. I just got it. Thank you so much.
01:11:00Yeah. What are you two doing here? Uh, uh, we got you a housewarming gift, honey. Housewarming gift,
01:11:08but I'm not moving. Uh, yes, of course you are. You're having a child together, so you're
01:11:13going to be moving in together. It's better for the child. Come on, here. Have a seat.
01:11:20I got you this. That's a company black car. You spend as you like, and there are villas across the
01:11:31country, sports cars. You live wherever you want, drive whatever you want. Vivian, you and
01:11:39our grandchild will want for nothing. This is, it's too much. Richard, I just got them a bottle of
01:11:50wine and some flowers. Are you sure this isn't too much? It's nothing. Vivian, you are like a daughter
01:11:56to me now. You're too kind. Alex, why don't you help her get her stuff? Oh, no. Well, I'll move later.
01:12:05Okay. Well, I have hired a physician and a nutritionist and a beautician and a housekeeping
01:12:13staff on call 24-7, whatever you need. Mr. Bates. Oh, please, Vivian, call me dad.
01:12:22Well, I'm just really honored to be a part of this family. And we are thrilled to have you. Isn't that
01:12:29right, son?
01:12:35What's this? I thought you could use some. Why are you being so sweet all of a sudden?
01:12:43You know, if I didn't know any better, I think you'd like me. It's for the baby, Vivian. Baby.
01:12:57Got your belt. Shut up. Everyone can see it.
01:13:02You're right. Come again? You're right. I like him. Girl, what? Tell him. Why are you
01:13:17acting like this is some arranged marriage? You're having his kid. Just grow up and tell
01:13:21him how you feel. Yeah, because that went so well last time. Sorry.
01:13:25Hey, Alex. I was just wondering if you would want to... No, that's stupid. Um, Alex, I think you're
01:13:38great. And I was wondering if maybe you and me... Vivian. Um, what are you doing here?
01:13:47Well, I was just stopping by to say hi. How are you? Um, I'm a little busy right now. Um,
01:13:55can we talk later? Busy doing what? I was, uh, asking Stacey Anderson to prom. And I think
01:14:05she might say yes. But I could ask some of my friends and I'm sure there'd be more... I can find my own prom
01:14:12day. Oh, for God's sake, Vivian. That was high school. I'm not gonna risk it. I skipped prom. Heard
01:14:25from a friend that he had a blast hooked up with some freshman girl in the bathroom. I met Alan in
01:14:30college and, well, Alex, you know, he probably hates me for ruining his life, trapping him with a
01:14:38baby. Yeah, because all men make their co-workers a special herbertine when they get pregnant. Get
01:14:44a great bitch.
01:14:45Hey, you needed me? Um, so I have a friend who doesn't know how to tell a girl that he's in love with
01:15:12her. What should he do? So, you like Vivian? What? What? Nick, come on, don't be ridiculous. I'm
01:15:27talking about my friend here. Alex, you don't have any friends. Ouch. I can still fire you.
01:15:38All right. So, pretending that I'm stupid for a second, I would tell your friend that he
01:15:43should stop talking to his assistant and go and tell the girl that he loves her. Is there
01:15:48a more cowardly way to go about it? Alex, just fucking tell the girl that you love her. Wait.
01:15:56Can you... Can you have two bouquets of a dozen roses sent to Vivian's office?
01:16:02So, your friend loves Vivian? Nick, get out of my office. Shit. I hope this works.
01:16:20Yay! I have a present for you. What? Who? Who sent these? I don't know, but they sent
01:16:32two. Diamond rain? Nick. You're welcome. Nick, you sneaky bastard. Now what do I do? I mean,
01:16:48it is. It looks like an engagement ring. Since it's yours, I put it on. Alex, did you send
01:16:56me these flowers? I sent you the flowers, but... So, are you going to propose? I thought
01:17:04we were already engaged. So, why go through the trouble of surprising me at work and getting
01:17:09me a ring? No proposal is better than a half-assed one. You know, you're the first woman in romance
01:17:16history to get pissed off at a diamond ring. Oh, so sorry I have standards. Just... Put
01:17:23the damn ring on. Do it right. Fine.
01:17:36Vivian, if I propose to you seriously, will you marry me?
01:17:42Babe, what's wrong? Um... I don't know. I just... I guess I thought it would be different.
01:17:58I've been dreaming of this moment ever since I was a little girl, and... This is... It's all
01:18:05for show. You don't even like me, so you shouldn't be proposing.
01:18:09Who said I didn't like you?
01:18:12What?
01:18:13Babe, I've liked you since we were kids.
01:18:17Look, I know you're just trying to make this easier, um, but you really don't have to lie
01:18:21to me. In fact, I would rather you didn't.
01:18:23I swear to God. I wanted to ask you to prom, but I was too shy to say anything, so I took
01:18:30Stacy Anderson because her boyfriend was out of state. We hung out at the punch bowl all night.
01:18:39It's you, babe. It's always been you.
01:18:44She's always been such an asshole to me.
01:18:51You know, I've always been hard with the emotional stuff, and you're kind of hard to talk to, Vivian.
01:18:58Okay, that's not true. I am...
01:19:00It's true, you are.
01:19:02Traitor.
01:19:03I'll just... I'll go.
01:19:05So...
01:19:12Will you...
01:19:14Marry me?
01:19:18Oh, my God. Hold on.
01:19:25I have an investor's meeting in ten minutes downtown at the cafe.
01:19:30Can we talk about this later?
01:19:31Let me take you.
01:19:32No, it's... it's fine. I got it, um, but let's put a pin in this, okay?
01:19:37Thank you for the flowers.
01:19:40They're beautiful.
01:19:41You can be so beautiful, okay?
01:19:51Let me show you.
01:19:53Yeah, let me show you.
01:19:57There you go.
01:19:59You're there, you're there, and let's see...
01:20:04God bless you.
01:20:06We saw cauliflowerards on the estr racers.
01:20:08Where am I?
01:20:14Help!
01:20:15Is anyone there?
01:20:18Everyone, what's going on?
01:20:22Vivian, I like you.
01:20:25I really do.
01:20:28I think I've even fallen in love with you.
01:20:31A little bit there.
01:20:32Alan, you don't have to do anything that you're going to regret, okay?
01:20:39That solely depends on you.
01:20:42Why did you choose him over me?
01:20:47Really because he's richer than me?
01:20:52I didn't take you far, shallow girl.
01:20:54Alan, this isn't about Alex.
01:20:57It's always about Alex.
01:21:00Don't worry.
01:21:01He's not going to fight us anymore.
01:21:03He won't bother us.
01:21:05What are you going to do to him?
01:21:10Something I should have done a long time ago.
01:21:13I'm going to make you mine.
01:21:15I'm going to make you love me.
01:21:17You're insane.
01:21:23What?
01:21:24You can dish it out, but you can't take it.
01:21:32Hit for hit, hit for tad, babes.
01:21:34Come on, dad.
01:21:35Fuck you!
01:21:36I know you kind of like that stuff, but you like bad boys.
01:21:44We'll hear later.
01:21:46You can't make me love you.
01:21:49Maybe.
01:21:51Maybe not.
01:21:53But I can make you mine.
01:21:55That's weird.
01:22:05Vivian!
01:22:10Nick!
01:22:11I installed a tracker on Vivian's phone.
01:22:13I need you to go to my office laptop and check her location now.
01:22:16I'm on it.
01:22:17See, I know you had a thing for Alex from the beginning, since we were kids.
01:22:24You always gave him.
01:22:25You didn't give me any time.
01:22:29I did everything for you.
01:22:31I adore you.
01:22:32I worship you, but it was not enough!
01:22:35Hmm?
01:22:36Why did you choose him over me?
01:22:39Tell me.
01:22:39I can make anything happen for you.
01:22:42Just tell me what you want.
01:22:45No.
01:22:46You're psychotic.
01:22:53Say you love me.
01:22:55I despise you.
01:22:56No!
01:22:58Look at me.
01:22:59Look at me.
01:23:00Say.
01:23:02You.
01:23:03Love.
01:23:04Me!
01:23:05Me!
01:23:06I.
01:23:08Love.
01:23:08That you will never have the satisfaction of hearing me say those words of words.
01:23:16It's Alex, isn't it?
01:23:22You love him.
01:23:24Yeah.
01:23:25I do.
01:23:27When did this happen?
01:23:28Since we were kids.
01:23:30It's always been him.
01:23:32It's always been him.
01:23:33You love me.
01:23:40Say I'm the only one you love.
01:23:42Say it!
01:23:43Shut up!
01:23:44No!
01:23:50It's okay.
01:23:52I like it a bit rough.
01:23:53You make me sick!
01:23:59No, please stop!
01:24:01No one's gonna find you!
01:24:03Help me!
01:24:05No one's gonna find you!
01:24:07Alex, help!
01:24:09Vivian!
01:24:11You motherfucker!
01:24:13Come on!
01:24:15Come on!
01:24:17Alex!
01:24:19Alex, you're gonna kill him!
01:24:23Alex, stop!
01:24:25Look at me!
01:24:27Look at me, baby!
01:24:29It's done! You got him!
01:24:31Right now!
01:24:41You came!
01:24:43Always!
01:24:45I'm gonna be late for my meeting!
01:24:47I know this is not how you imagined it, but...
01:24:49I have a question to ask you!
01:24:51Yeah?
01:24:53Will you marry me?
01:24:55Yeah...
01:24:57Yeah...
01:24:59Will you marry me?
01:25:01Yeah...
01:25:03Yeah...
01:25:05Yeah...
01:25:07Yeah...
01:25:09Tell me again when you knew?
01:25:19Right when you moved in next door.
01:25:23We were eight...
01:25:25You had pigtails and a little teddy bear.
01:25:27And when you got out of your mom's SUV, I knew there'd be no other girl for me.
01:25:33Do you love me?
01:25:35Do you love me?
01:25:37Told you a million times.
01:25:39And I'll say it again.
01:25:41I love you.
01:25:43And I'll probably ask a million more.
01:25:45That's a good girl.
01:25:47What a wonderful honeymoon.
01:26:05Well, enjoy it while it lasts, honey.
01:26:07Soon enough, we'll be back taking care of the twins again.
01:26:11Darling!
01:26:13Hmm?
01:26:14Vivian designed some new products.
01:26:16We could maybe...
01:26:22Hahaha!
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