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00:00:00Okay, Mom, here I am.
00:00:03Day one at Cavendish Hall, the most elite private school in the country.
00:00:06I earned a scholarship just like we planned.
00:00:10Promise me, Harper, you won't give up on our dream.
00:00:13The best high school education in the country at Cavendish Hall.
00:00:17And then Harvard.
00:00:19And don't just work hard.
00:00:21Have fun, too.
00:00:23Fall in love.
00:00:24Voted prom queen.
00:00:26Prom queen, Mom, really?
00:00:27I, I want my smart, beautiful daughter to have everything she deserves.
00:00:34Promise me, Harper.
00:00:35I have to make all the right moves this year so I can make my mom proud and keep my promise to her.
00:00:40And who knows, maybe even meet someone amazing.
00:00:45Thanks for giving me a ride.
00:00:47Hey, you looked really hot at volleyball training.
00:00:51Show me your abs.
00:00:54Go look at Hamilton's abs, okay?
00:00:55He's your boyfriend.
00:00:56Oh, almost forgot, Mom.
00:00:59I think it didn't happen, right?
00:01:00Have you figured it out?
00:01:02I'm running with Hamilton, so I don't know what you're missing out on.
00:01:06Portia, what the fuck?
00:01:07Okay, look, I'm not interested in you, okay?
00:01:10I only see you as a friend.
00:01:12Portia, stop.
00:01:17Jesus Christ, Portia, stop.
00:01:19Portia, stop!
00:01:20I think I just hit someone.
00:01:36Don't worry.
00:01:37I'll help you hide the body.
00:01:40Shit.
00:01:42Hey, wake up.
00:01:43Relax.
00:01:46Your dad's like the third richest guy in the world.
00:01:48Who cares about a nobody?
00:01:51She's not breathing.
00:01:52Hey, hey.
00:01:53Come on.
00:01:54Wake up.
00:01:54Wake up.
00:01:55Wake up.
00:01:55My first kiss.
00:02:07His lips are so soft.
00:02:08I never imagined it would be like this.
00:02:10Why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life?
00:02:16Wait, why is a complete stranger kissing me?
00:02:18Get off me, creep!
00:02:19Oh, what the fuck?
00:02:21I was trying to save your life.
00:02:22Right after I was taking it?
00:02:24Thanks.
00:02:26Typically rich jerk.
00:02:28Shouldn't you be calling your lawyer?
00:02:29Trying to scam money off me?
00:02:30What you people usually do, isn't it?
00:02:32You people, what's that supposed to mean?
00:02:35Have?
00:02:38Have not.
00:02:38He means people from Trashkanistan, like you.
00:02:43And she hasn't got a lawyer, a parole officer, sure that hair screams to me.
00:02:54Let's go.
00:02:55Wait, you're just going to leave?
00:02:57Do the loo.
00:03:03But you almost killed me!
00:03:05What are you, entire asshole?
00:03:13Dude, that feels so insane.
00:03:15I know.
00:03:15You had to be there.
00:03:16I wish, man.
00:03:18Thanks for giving Portia a lift, by the way.
00:03:22Hamilton is obsessed with Portia.
00:03:24It'd kill him if he knew she's just using him to make a move on me.
00:03:27Yeah.
00:03:28No problem, dude.
00:03:29Everyone, I would like you to meet our new scholarship student.
00:03:35Ew, not another poverty-stricken wannabe.
00:03:38Can we, like, stop it with the charity cases already?
00:03:42As I was saying, class, I would like you to welcome our new student, Harper Sullivan.
00:03:47Thanks for dressing well for your first day, peasant.
00:04:04Way to show your appreciation.
00:04:06Portia, please.
00:04:07How poor do you need to be to get a scholarship anyway?
00:04:10Like, dog food for dinner for, or, like, shopping at Walmart for...
00:04:15That's enough.
00:04:17Now, your social science projects.
00:04:20Anderson, you don't have a partner, so you can work with Harper.
00:04:26Uh, I prefer to work alone, miss.
00:04:28That's okay with me.
00:04:30I wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness.
00:04:32Ladder on the same page, charity girl.
00:04:34Well, at least I'm not some pervert who's so desperate.
00:04:37He has to steal kisses from strangers.
00:04:39Whoa, you kissed her?
00:04:41Oh, my God.
00:04:43Look, I didn't kiss you on purpose.
00:04:45Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
00:04:45That's enough.
00:04:46I've made my decision.
00:04:48You two will work together.
00:04:50Now, seats, please.
00:05:03Is, is the seat taken?
00:05:05Sure you'll be safe?
00:05:06Since I'm such a pervert, I apparently can't keep my hands to myself.
00:05:11What, you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor?
00:05:14That bag gets its own seat in first class.
00:05:17It's got more frequent flyers than you'll ever have.
00:05:19Hey, stay away from Anderson.
00:05:35You'll never be worthy of him.
00:05:38Everyone, seats, please.
00:05:44Okay, class, can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks?
00:05:50Because today we are discussing molar mass.
00:05:54Now, molar mass...
00:05:55This is why I hate rich boys.
00:05:57They're all the same.
00:05:59They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:05My pendant.
00:06:06I can't lose that pendant.
00:06:14I want you to have something.
00:06:16No, mom, that's your necklace.
00:06:19It's yours now.
00:06:20It was my mother's before me.
00:06:22And her mother's before her.
00:06:25Wear it and think of me.
00:06:26I will, mom.
00:06:29I'll wear it every day.
00:06:31Where is it?
00:06:34Home.
00:06:36I've got to put it in here.
00:06:40Good.
00:06:42You're home.
00:06:43Rent just doubled starting this week.
00:06:45But I already gave you everything for bond and first month's rent.
00:06:49If you don't have the money,
00:06:51we can work out a payment plan.
00:06:53You know what I mean?
00:06:55Hmm?
00:06:55Ugh.
00:06:56I'd rather die.
00:06:59That's really generous of you.
00:07:00I'll get back to you on that.
00:07:11I'll take this as interest.
00:07:15Great, Harper.
00:07:16Now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live with no money,
00:07:20survive my first day at a new school,
00:07:21and on top of finding my lost necklace.
00:07:23I was wearing it.
00:07:28Get off me, creep!
00:07:30That rich asshole must have taken it.
00:07:32As I can't do it.
00:07:32Oh, God.
00:07:33Oh, God.
00:07:51Oh, God.
00:07:53Oh, God.
00:08:00Oh, God.
00:08:01I mean you're not my usual type but if you're that desperate in your dreams you arrogant assholes
00:08:31going somewhere I want my necklace back thief what are you talking about my pendant you took it this
00:08:41morning after you drove into me okay get real why would I want anything you have and it was barely
00:08:47it's happening I don't believe you but I did see something very interesting on my way here
00:08:54I missed you I missed you too
00:09:01does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend it's not what it looks like
00:09:07really how about how this looks thanks for giving a portion of this by the way it would kill Hamilton
00:09:15if he saw this okay how much do you want to delete it I don't want your money I want my necklace back
00:09:26I told you I don't have it shit I think he's telling the truth
00:09:31yeah it needs $500 to delete that pic I don't want your money then what do you want
00:09:42I need somewhere to live
00:09:45my creepy landlord just doubled my rent and the way he looks at me I just I don't feel safe
00:09:53wait if you promise to keep my secret you can stay here
00:10:07deal
00:10:10uh which side is mine no side this is where you're sleeping what no I'm not living in your freaking
00:10:22closet this isn't what we agreed to I said you could stay I didn't say where
00:10:26I'd be sleeping with your shoes yeah they won't mind I mind look my father total hard-ass there is no
00:10:37way he'd let you stay so he can't know about this take it or leave it who am I kidding beggars can't
00:10:44be choosers all right we have a deal hold up there will be rules oh definitely I know what you spoil rich
00:10:55boys alike one don't talk to me at school we are not friends gladly two keep your hands to
00:11:03yourself three same goes to you no checking on my six-pack or no falling in love with me
00:11:10deal
00:11:13you have a key to my apartment I'm the landlord this is my property doesn't mean you can just let
00:11:38yourself in are you going to accept my generous offer I'm leaving I'll be gone in a minute hey you
00:11:44signed the lease you doubled the rent knowing I couldn't afford it I'm gonna need 500 for breaking
00:11:50that lease yeah let me go let me go five hundred dollars or you can work it off
00:11:59get off her the fuck is wrong with you
00:12:24you better get out of here before I knock your teeth out
00:12:32hey come on let's get you out of here
00:12:42hey I got you
00:12:48I'm okay I just need a moment
00:12:51I can't believe you saved me why does she feel so good in my arms
00:13:03god you just can't get enough of me can you food stamps
00:13:07you're gross you know that
00:13:09oh man this mattress is so soft it's like I'm lying on a cloud
00:13:18you think I'm jealous of your bed I've slept in way worse places in a rich
00:13:22boys closet that's spoiled rich young adult thanks food stamps what's so
00:13:29important about this pendant that you had to break an end of four anyway it was my
00:13:34mother's so it's like a family heirloom yeah something like that
00:13:41said I don't have a family anymore
00:13:46oh
00:13:47good night dress fun
00:13:48it's gonna get better
00:13:51don't give up
00:13:53don't give up
00:13:56it's gonna get better
00:13:59come on
00:14:02where's this stupid necklace
00:14:04and it must mean a lot to her
00:14:18getting food stamps one time off or you can relate
00:14:24does it have a handle or
00:14:26things are the right trust fun
00:14:39I need to find my mother's necklace
00:14:42give me your hands
00:14:44are you gonna be gross again?
00:14:46just give me your hands
00:14:48where was it? how did you find it?
00:14:55what is wrong with me?
00:14:57why did I just give away the only leverage I had over her?
00:15:00you lied to me last night
00:15:03you had it this whole time didn't you?
00:15:06that's how she sees me?
00:15:08yep that's right
00:15:10just wanted to see what you prepared to do to get it back
00:15:13ugh you're disgusting
00:15:20get off me
00:15:24that's the second time you slapped me
00:15:26guess who's walking to school?
00:15:28enjoy being late for class food stamps
00:15:30come on get out
00:15:32shoot
00:15:34are you serious?
00:15:37yeah no thanks
00:15:50yeah no thanks
00:15:572,000 words on the civil war
00:15:59guaranteed eight
00:16:00nice thank you
00:16:07hey
00:16:08keep that back
00:16:09ha
00:16:10selling school homework
00:16:11you know that's an instant expulsion for scholarship students
00:16:16shit he's gonna use this against me
00:16:18you blab on me
00:16:19i'll blab on you
00:16:20mentally assured destruction
00:16:22relax food stamps
00:16:23i'm not gonna rat you out
00:16:26in the meantime
00:16:28try to be
00:16:29a better person
00:16:37that's seven minutes you sexy bitches
00:16:54that's seven minutes you sexy bitches
00:17:00hello
00:17:02oh my god
00:17:07oh my god
00:17:08it's trash canistan
00:17:10our poor little orphan
00:17:11moonlighting as a cleaner
00:17:13oh
00:17:14how precious
00:17:15toilet cleaner
00:17:19how appropriate
00:17:23no
00:17:25no wait
00:17:26no
00:17:27stop stop
00:17:28no
00:17:29oh my gosh
00:17:30no
00:17:32no
00:17:33no
00:17:34no
00:17:35no
00:17:36no
00:17:37no
00:17:38i only have one uniform
00:17:39please
00:17:40Harper
00:17:47what was that?
00:17:51no
00:17:52no
00:17:53that must be wrong
00:17:54who put her name in the bowl?
00:17:55Anderson and the scholarship girl
00:17:56woohoo
00:18:00come on
00:18:02what's going on?
00:18:03is this some type of game?
00:18:04seven minutes in heaven you've never played before?
00:18:05you get seven minutes in the dark together
00:18:06and you gotta make them all count
00:18:07nudity is highly incurred
00:18:08damn bro
00:18:09damn bro
00:18:10way to make those seven minutes count
00:18:11i wanna say that name
00:18:12show it to me
00:18:13now
00:18:14might as well get it over with
00:18:15what's wrong?
00:18:16too scared to play
00:18:17what's wrong?
00:18:18too scared to play?
00:18:19what's wrong?
00:18:20too scared to play?
00:18:21too scared to play?
00:18:22too scared to play
00:18:24too scared to play
00:18:25can you do that?
00:18:26yes
00:18:27can you do that?
00:18:28just take it
00:18:29just take it
00:18:30just take it
00:18:31okay
00:18:32okay
00:18:33okay
00:18:34okay
00:18:35what's wrong?
00:18:36too scared to play?
00:18:38why didn't you just pick Portia?
00:18:39since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back?
00:18:40none of your business
00:18:41then why pick me?
00:18:42because you hate me
00:18:44plus
00:18:50why you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back?
00:18:53none of your business
00:18:54then why pick me?
00:18:55because you hate me
00:18:57plus
00:18:58it's been a plush
00:18:59you think
00:19:00that's how you're sitting but he's going to have a little bit
00:19:01I'm going to have to say
00:19:02I'm gonna have to wait
00:19:03I'm going to have to wait
00:19:04two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back. None of your business. Then why pick me?
00:19:09Because you hate me. Plus, I knew you wouldn't get any ideas. You're definitely safe with me.
00:19:14Couldn't think of anything worse. Straight back at you. This is going to be the longest
00:19:18seven minutes of my life. What are we even supposed to do in here? We need a kiss.
00:19:27Everyone's going to know if we don't. Just two seconds. Enough to mess up your lipstick.
00:19:34And make it look good.
00:19:46This is ridiculous. Hey, you think I want this?
00:19:50Do that from way. Thank you.
00:19:54Who even put that loser's room in the bowl?
00:20:04My necklace.
00:20:16Ooh.
00:20:19Oh!
00:20:20That's my boy.
00:20:22That bitch. I can't let her so Anderson from me.
00:20:25My hair is clean, you stupid bullfuck.
00:20:28Okay, um, hold on.
00:20:29Let me just...
00:20:30Okay, okay, go, go, go.
00:20:32How could her?
00:20:33Okay, let me try something else.
00:20:35Ow!
00:20:38Lucky girl. Anderson's the biggest guy in school.
00:20:41If you know what I mean.
00:20:45Go, Andy!
00:20:46Hold still for a sec. I can't do anything with you thrashing around.
00:20:50I need to get out of here now.
00:20:52Just take a deep breath.
00:20:53I can't breathe.
00:20:56Try to think of something else.
00:20:58Anything else.
00:20:59Okay.
00:21:00Why did you really pick me?
00:21:02Why do you care?
00:21:04Because we're practically sleeping in the same room.
00:21:06So if you have a crush on me, I'd like to know so I can protect myself.
00:21:10Protect yourself?
00:21:11Please.
00:21:12If anyone has a crush on anyone, it's you on me.
00:21:15Oh!
00:21:16Be real.
00:21:17Oh my God, you're so full of yourself.
00:21:19I need to get out of here.
00:21:20Okay, hang on.
00:21:21Careful!
00:21:26Ow!
00:21:29Oh my God.
00:21:35What a little whore.
00:21:38I bet you couldn't wait to slut your way into Anderson's pants.
00:21:43I just thought what it looks like.
00:21:48Not cool, Portia.
00:21:49Anderson?
00:21:50Hurry up.
00:22:10You're home late.
00:22:11You okay?
00:22:12I'm amazing.
00:22:14I love cleaning up after-rich kids.
00:22:16It's my passionate life.
00:22:18I meant because of Portia.
00:22:21She went in pretty hard at the party.
00:22:24Yeah.
00:22:25She's a bully.
00:22:25That's what bullies do.
00:22:26Why do you care?
00:22:28Why do you care?
00:22:32She's right.
00:22:33Why do I care?
00:22:35I don't.
00:22:36Obviously.
00:22:38But I'd hate for you to quit before you save up enough money to, you know, move out of my closet.
00:22:43Trust me.
00:22:44No one wants that more than me.
00:22:46Hey, you know, signing up for every extracurricular club the school offers isn't going to make you prom queen.
00:22:54Oh, my God.
00:22:57How does he know I promised mom I'd be prom queen?
00:23:04Why would I want to be prom queen?
00:23:05I don't care about fashion and popularity.
00:23:09Then why sign up to every extracurricular club the school offers?
00:23:14I promised my mom I'd be prom queen, okay?
00:23:18It was important to her that I wouldn't miss out on anything.
00:23:22She was dying.
00:23:24So, I promise.
00:23:27Look, you don't really stand a chance, right?
00:23:30Portia, she always wins.
00:23:33Always.
00:23:34I have to try.
00:23:36For my mom.
00:23:39Anderson?
00:23:40Shit.
00:23:41It's my father.
00:23:42You wanted to see me?
00:23:43Okay, get in the closet.
00:23:44Quick, go.
00:23:45Quick, quick.
00:23:50Father.
00:23:58What do you want?
00:23:59The, um, Dean's Awards are this week.
00:24:03Do you think you'll be able to make it?
00:24:04You think the business runs itself?
00:24:06I can't take time off for every little thing.
00:24:10And you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand.
00:24:13Poor Anderson.
00:24:14It's like his dad hates him.
00:24:16I don't need you there.
00:24:18It's cool.
00:24:22What was that?
00:24:23Uh, my phone.
00:24:27Must have left it in my coat pocket.
00:24:29Hi.
00:24:34I'm Harper, Anderson's study partner.
00:24:57We've got a big assignment together.
00:25:06You're the new scholarship student at Cavendish Hall.
00:25:09Yes, that's me.
00:25:10I don't care what you do when you're not here, but don't bring trash into my home.
00:25:15Are you for real?
00:25:17I'm not trash.
00:25:18She's not like that, father.
00:25:19My oversexed son is the heir of a great fortune and a renowned name.
00:25:24And no slippery street slut is gonna fuck her way into our world.
00:25:28So, you can hump your little gold digging shovel elsewhere.
00:25:32Stop it, father.
00:25:34I'm not interested in your money.
00:25:37The mating call of every parasite everywhere.
00:25:40Don't ever let me see her here again.
00:25:46Yes, sir.
00:25:55Look, I'm sorry.
00:25:57He's a super rich dick hole who doesn't know what he's talking about.
00:26:00I can't stay here.
00:26:03Where are you gonna go?
00:26:05Look, Harper, don't give him the satisfaction, okay?
00:26:08He's just a shithead money-making machine who accidentally got some woman pregnant.
00:26:13Give me a reason to stay.
00:26:16I've never met anyone like her.
00:26:17I don't want her to go.
00:26:23Um, look, it's safer than being out on the streets.
00:26:27Okay, like, I don't, I don't care what he says.
00:26:29Do you?
00:26:33Alright.
00:26:34I'll stay.
00:26:35Because you asked so nicely.
00:26:40Besides, you can't exactly run away when you have socks, flopholes, candy food stamps.
00:26:46Is anyone ever told you you're a complete jerk?
00:26:50Hmm, once or twice.
00:26:51Come on, come get it.
00:26:53Come on, come get it.
00:26:54My shoe!
00:27:13Are you wearing perfume, Trash Canistan?
00:27:16Let me gas.
00:27:18Scrubbing bubbles, toilet cleaner.
00:27:20I don't want any trouble.
00:27:21And I'm sick of you getting what you want around here.
00:27:24Now, it's about what I want.
00:27:26Whatever you say.
00:27:28Good.
00:27:29And I say, lick my feet.
00:27:34What?
00:27:34Get on your knees and lick my shoes clean, you rag.
00:27:38Why can't you just leave me alone?
00:27:41Because your pitiful poverty disgusts me.
00:27:45I don't want to share my world with people who haven't earned it.
00:27:48Well, Tuff, I am sharing your world, so if I'm so offensive to you, just don't look at me.
00:27:52I'm tough.
00:27:53How dare you talk to me like that?
00:27:55You're the one who started it.
00:27:56I just want to go to class.
00:27:58Do you know how lucky you are to be at Cavendish Hall, rubbing shoulders of people who were ten of you?
00:28:04Newsflash.
00:28:05Having rich parents doesn't make you interesting or unfortunate.
00:28:09It says a pathetic, penniless orphan.
00:28:18What?
00:28:19No.
00:28:21On your knees, rag.
00:28:25Stop!
00:28:34Now lick.
00:28:36Like you love it.
00:28:39Oh, my face, my nose!
00:28:44Now lick.
00:28:47Like you love it.
00:28:52Oh, my face, my nose!
00:28:59Sorry, Porsche.
00:29:00That's fine.
00:29:02Are you okay?
00:29:04No, of course I'm not okay.
00:29:06Is it broken?
00:29:06I don't know.
00:29:08Looks fine to me.
00:29:10Right, Amias?
00:29:11Straight.
00:29:12Wait, is that a blackhead?
00:29:14What?
00:29:15No.
00:29:15No, no, no.
00:29:16Have you got blackheads?
00:29:17No, shut up!
00:29:20Babe, you look great.
00:29:22You're always beautiful.
00:29:23Don't fuck up to me!
00:29:25This is your fault!
00:29:33Porsche.
00:29:34Totally my bad, okay?
00:29:35I owe you one.
00:29:36You bet you do, Andy.
00:29:40It hurts.
00:29:41You're so pretty.
00:29:43Did Anderson Savage really just rescue me from the most popular bitch in school?
00:29:47You're not wearing any pants.
00:30:01You've got a nose for these things, food stamps.
00:30:03How am I supposed to concentrate with all of that in my face?
00:30:08You still haven't told me what you want in exchange for not turning me in for cheating.
00:30:14You, uh, really want to do this now?
00:30:17I just don't want to hang over my head.
00:30:19Aw, poor food stamps.
00:30:21Has it been playing on your mind?
00:30:22Just tell me what you want, trust fund.
00:30:24How about finish our assignment?
00:30:31I want an A.
00:30:33No, A+.
00:30:34So, make it good, okay?
00:30:38But I'm already doing our half of the assignment.
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42It'll be character building.
00:30:44I hate you so much.
00:30:46Really?
00:30:46I barely think about you.
00:30:48Wait.
00:30:52Before you go.
00:30:54Why did you throw the ball at Portia today?
00:31:03Tell me the truth.
00:31:05It was a clean spike.
00:31:07Just out of Ham's reach.
00:31:09It was in the complete opposite direction.
00:31:12Why'd you save me?
00:31:14Because I don't get why Portia's giving you such a hard time.
00:31:18She doesn't need to punch down.
00:31:20So I'm beneath her?
00:31:21Are you asking if I think you're beneath her?
00:31:25Sure.
00:31:25I could fight back if I wanted to.
00:31:28Portia doesn't run this school, even though she thinks she does.
00:31:31And I'll prove that when I'm named Prong Queen.
00:31:33Okay, look.
00:31:35In all seriousness, you've got...
00:31:38Dude, I hope you're ready to party.
00:31:42Yes, Anderson.
00:31:43It's time for you to make it up to me.
00:31:45Of course you can't know I'm living here.
00:31:47What do we do?
00:31:48What do we do?
00:31:49Take something quick.
00:31:50Okay, get in the bed.
00:31:52What the fuck do you do?
00:31:53Yeah, yeah.
00:31:54Come on, quick.
00:31:55Come on.
00:31:55Get in the bed.
00:31:56What?
00:31:56What?
00:31:57Get in the bed.
00:31:59Why did you make all my phone from?
00:32:09Dude, get a shirt on.
00:32:11It's going to be a big night.
00:32:12And you know I like my nights big.
00:32:14I thought I was meeting you guys at the party.
00:32:17Portia figured you could be our designated driver since, you know, you all were a walk.
00:32:23More than one.
00:32:24My nose, it's really sore.
00:32:27Gotta go mess up your bathroom.
00:32:31So, how are you really?
00:32:44How are you really going to make it up to me?
00:32:50Porsche, we talked about this.
00:32:53Are you all right?
00:32:58Is there something wrong?
00:33:00Nope.
00:33:07What's under here?
00:33:14What's under here?
00:33:17Nothing.
00:33:18All good.
00:33:19Just, um, it's sore from volleyball practice.
00:33:23All right, we ready to get fucked up or what?
00:33:28Yeah, I'll just, uh, finish getting dressed and I'll see you guys outside in five.
00:33:32Cool.
00:33:33Porsche, let's go.
00:33:41Thank God, I nearly suffocated.
00:33:43Thanks for saving me, Anderson.
00:33:45You're the best.
00:33:45Hey, you have just as much to lose as I do if horrible Porsche finds out you've been helping
00:33:49me.
00:33:51And why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed?
00:33:53Are you a vegan or something?
00:33:55Sorry.
00:33:56Thought they changed the sheets.
00:33:58Wait, is that...
00:33:59Oh my God.
00:34:01Ew.
00:34:01Ew, ew, ew.
00:34:03Get your head out of the gutter of food stamps.
00:34:06And get our assignment done.
00:34:07Okay.
00:34:15That's better.
00:34:18Did you just do something nice for me, Harper Sullivan?
00:34:23No, never.
00:34:26And if I get pregnant from your sheets, I swear...
00:34:28Don't change the subject.
00:34:31You were actually nice to me for once.
00:34:33So, just let me know if there's anything else you want to do to thank me.
00:34:47Don't let him charm you, Harper Sullivan.
00:34:50You're just a speed bump on his privileged road.
00:34:53Never in my lifetime.
00:34:55Because I still hate you.
00:34:57Hate you more.
00:35:03Took all night, but I finally completed your half of our assignment.
00:35:09Better be an A-plus, food stamps.
00:35:13So, I've done all the work, and you're extorting an A-plus from me?
00:35:17A hundred percent.
00:35:19Thanks for putting it in writing, dipstick.
00:35:22Now, help me win prom queen, or this goes straight to the dean.
00:35:26Shit.
00:35:30Load on food stamps.
00:35:32You got me.
00:35:33You have to make everyone fall in love with me.
00:35:42Give me a break, food stamps.
00:35:44I'm not a miracle worker.
00:35:59You need at least half the votes to win prom queen.
00:36:01How am I supposed to do that?
00:36:04Be you?
00:36:05Or, option B, give people shit they like.
00:36:09Huh?
00:36:09Band kids are easy.
00:36:10Just feed them.
00:36:21Drama kids?
00:36:23Crate attention.
00:36:23And just take a selfie with the one of these stars.
00:36:27Uh, hey guys.
00:36:29Uh, I loved your performance in the last school play.
00:36:32Can I get an autograph for you guys?
00:36:33Oh my god, love it.
00:36:43Thanks guys.
00:36:44Oh my god.
00:36:45As for jocks and cheerleaders?
00:36:46Yeah, sorry.
00:36:53No chance.
00:36:54What do you mean?
00:36:55I need their votes to win.
00:36:57Yeah, you're screwed.
00:36:59Look, the only way is to really impress these guys.
00:37:03So what do you got?
00:37:06Boobs.
00:37:08And I can be popular.
00:37:10And I got boobs.
00:37:12You got any gold medals?
00:37:14No?
00:37:15You got any scholarships?
00:37:17No.
00:37:18But, I might have something which could cause a lot of noise around here.
00:37:24And welcome back to the Cavendish Valentine Beach Volleyball Tournament,
00:37:28where the only thing hotter than the sand is trying to stand your partner.
00:37:32On the blue team, Harper and Amber.
00:37:35So, who are we playing against?
00:37:37And on the red team, we have Portia and Hamilton.
00:37:44You're shitting me.
00:37:45I thought you were playing with me.
00:37:49That's what she said.
00:37:50It is literally what she said.
00:37:53Yo, Anderson.
00:37:54Looking good, man.
00:37:55Thanks for coming, guys.
00:37:57What's wrong, Portia?
00:37:58Scared I'll beat you?
00:38:02I'll never be scared of something as basic and low-run as you, rag.
00:38:05Let's play, then.
00:38:09Let's go.
00:38:11Yo, what's up, guys?
00:38:12Welcome to the Cavendish Hall Volleyball Tournament.
00:38:16Okay.
00:38:18My potential voters are here.
00:38:20Time to impress the hell out of them.
00:38:22You got this, okay?
00:38:23Oh, what a hit.
00:38:38Eat there, bitch.
00:38:43Remember who you're playing against.
00:38:50Hey!
00:38:51Oh, and this is Spike from Anderson.
00:38:55It's cool.
00:38:56We can wait for you to call your daddy for help.
00:38:59At least I have a daddy.
00:39:00Let's go.
00:39:02Let's go.
00:39:12Let's go.
00:39:24Let's go.
00:39:24so you can train a pig to smile what i said why is interesting playing against me i mean us
00:39:40we've known each other since we were kids he's competitive and i'm hot there's no way i'm
00:39:45letting the school generator beat me not in front of half the volleyball team oh my god
00:39:50hey you okay
00:40:06that was bullshit
00:40:10you suck get out of here lame whatever what is that
00:40:16you gotta be kidding me followers are gonna hate me you got this okay come on
00:40:35oh my god oh my god is that porsche whoa babe that was some head are you okay
00:40:41do i look okay can you help please
00:40:48great game awesome final serve my followers are going crazy for you yeah she smashed it
00:41:03hey you still thinking about running for prom queen still got two days to sign up for it
00:41:10yeah do it we'll vote for you that's like a whole team here taking out porsche like that
00:41:14you're gonna be viral wow this might work after all and hey if you end up dead we'll send the
00:41:18cops to porsche's house i will kill her it's just a game porsche somebody even said she's running for prom queen
00:41:25i'm prom queen she's fucking poverty queen she probably doesn't even have an orthodontist
00:41:31who cares
00:41:33Anderson's my oldest friend and she's changing him she might not change you too porsche you've been prom queen like every year
00:41:48starting to come off as greedy or
00:41:52greedy or
00:41:53or
00:41:54needy
00:41:55needy
00:41:56needy
00:41:57i was just juggie
00:41:58i didn't mean
00:41:59why aren't you supporting me why is everything changing
00:42:04just go
00:42:07go
00:42:09i'm fine
00:42:10i'm not gonna let any bitch take all the people i love
00:42:16i'm gonna fuck you up you three-shot charisma vacuum
00:42:35happy valentine
00:42:41for you
00:42:55a
00:42:56wait
00:42:57did Anderson just give me a valentine?
00:43:01what the fuck someone else is giving Harper a valentine?
00:43:08i know
00:43:10she looks like a walking cock softener to me but she's obviously somebody's hump buddy
00:43:22yeah that'll be good for you
00:43:24it will
00:43:25that's weird he's making it sound like it's not from him so who's it from?
00:43:29oh hey wait that's mine give it back
00:43:32how do you know?
00:43:33had a note?
00:43:34yeah who from?
00:43:36i don't even know
00:43:39i don't even know
00:43:40but when i find out i'm gonna say some idiot stole it from me
00:43:43uh
00:43:49did you a favor
00:43:50tastes kind of weird
00:43:52typical trust fund jerk
00:43:54always taking every
00:43:56i mean
00:43:58shh
00:43:59hh
00:44:00hh
00:44:01hh
00:44:03hh
00:44:05hh
00:44:07hh
00:44:08hh
00:44:09hh
00:44:10Help! Help!
00:44:12Shit, it's drugs.
00:44:15That was meant for me.
00:44:17Anderson, wake up.
00:44:22Reminder, all students, please make your way to the awards ceremony.
00:44:26The Dean Awards are today.
00:44:27It is about to commence.
00:44:28Anderson, you really need to wake up.
00:44:31Oh, sorry.
00:44:33Wake up, Anderson.
00:44:38Oh, my God.
00:44:40They don't need you, Briggs.
00:44:45You're heavy.
00:44:48Just one.
00:44:49Wake up. Wake up.
00:44:59Anderson, please wake up.
00:45:04Wait.
00:45:07Oh, my God.
00:45:08Oh, my God.
00:45:10Finally.
00:45:11I've been waiting.
00:45:26I've been waiting.
00:45:30No, no, we don't have time for this really nice thing.
00:45:44Yeah, we do.
00:45:44No, no, I need to get you to the Dean Awards.
00:45:46Shit, what's going on?
00:45:49Why do I feel drunk?
00:45:51I'll explain later.
00:45:52Okay, we need to go.
00:45:54Did you get me drunk just so you can get me in the shower?
00:45:57It's still late.
00:45:58Yes.
00:45:59I don't know why I didn't do it earlier, but come on.
00:46:02We need to get you some dry clothes, and we need to go.
00:46:06Okay, luckily, we had a spare shirt we've also found.
00:46:10So, you can deal with this, and I will deal with that.
00:46:14Okay, help me in.
00:46:18Yep.
00:46:19Yep, that's it.
00:46:20Good little big boy.
00:46:26Cool.
00:46:26You're not ready, babe.
00:46:36What?
00:46:37Yeah, like, when you were kissing, now you're addressing me, but shouldn't I be addressing
00:46:44you?
00:46:45We don't have time for this.
00:46:47You're not going to miss out on your award because someone hates me.
00:46:50Calling Anderson Savage.
00:46:52Please make your way to the Dean's office.
00:46:53Yep, go, go.
00:46:54Oh, you're staying?
00:46:56Ah, ah, nice.
00:46:57Oh, yep.
00:47:00This is the first time our recipient has not turned up.
00:47:04Okay.
00:47:05Confidence.
00:47:05Confidence.
00:47:06He's here.
00:47:08Oh, just in time, Anderson.
00:47:11A step forward, please.
00:47:14So, this is for your courage.
00:47:16Above and beyond the color of beauty.
00:47:19Congratulations.
00:47:23Mr. Savage.
00:47:24You have made us all very proud of Cavendish Hall.
00:47:31Thank you, sir.
00:47:37He looks great.
00:47:43What did you do to earn this?
00:47:44Uh, there was a thing last year.
00:47:50Right here, actually.
00:47:52Wait.
00:47:53You saved that guy from drowning in the Ritz.
00:47:56It was all over TV.
00:47:57And your father didn't want to see you get a word for this?
00:48:00Dude, what's his problem?
00:48:01What you did was so brave.
00:48:04Thanks.
00:48:04No, seriously.
00:48:06I'm proud of you, Trussman.
00:48:08You should wear this every day.
00:48:13Are you serious?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16No.
00:48:16You're feeling of no control.
00:48:19Trying to push it down.
00:48:23Wait.
00:48:25Did we shower together?
00:48:26Why don't you remember?
00:48:31Not really.
00:48:33I know you were there.
00:48:34And?
00:48:36And you were wet?
00:48:39I don't know.
00:48:41It's fuzzy.
00:48:43He's forgotten what happened.
00:48:45I'd put you in the shower to sober you up.
00:48:48Okay.
00:48:50I still feel like I'm missing something.
00:48:53That's because you've forgotten the most amazing kiss in the world.
00:48:56Nope.
00:48:56That's pretty much it, really.
00:48:59You sure you're not holding out on me, food stamps?
00:49:01Why would I do that?
00:49:03I don't know.
00:49:05Maybe I did something gross, like fart in your face or burp out loud.
00:49:10No, no, no.
00:49:11You're clear on vote counts.
00:49:12I promise.
00:49:14Okay.
00:49:14Anyway, I need to go.
00:49:17Got to go find my prongress.
00:49:19I'd offer to help, but not really my area of expertise.
00:49:23Good at taking them off.
00:49:24Not so much at buying them.
00:49:26Okay.
00:49:27Information I did not need to know.
00:49:29I'll see you later.
00:49:31Yeah.
00:49:35Hey, Harper.
00:49:40What you did today?
00:49:44Is that for prom?
00:49:59Uh, kinda?
00:50:01Yeah.
00:50:02It's cool.
00:50:03Very, very cool.
00:50:04So, it's not?
00:50:06Show me.
00:50:08Seriously?
00:50:09You're not gonna show me.
00:50:10It's 20 years' bad luck.
00:50:12That's for weddings.
00:50:13That's for weddings.
00:50:13Come on.
00:50:14I'll only tease you for an hour.
00:50:23I know, I know.
00:50:25It's a poop emoji.
00:50:26Yeah, no one's gonna eggplant emoji that.
00:50:30I got it from a thrift store.
00:50:32I didn't see the stain until I got home, so.
00:50:35Can you, like, I don't know, wash it or something?
00:50:39I'll figure it out.
00:50:40Just don't you worry.
00:50:41You're pretty boy head about it.
00:50:42Just go.
00:50:44Go.
00:50:45Okay.
00:50:46Mom, you need to rest.
00:50:53No.
00:50:53This is important.
00:50:55I don't want you to miss out on anything, because I'm gone.
00:50:58Don't let my death be the thing that limits your life.
00:51:02Okay.
00:51:05Okay, Mom.
00:51:07Cavendish, Harvard, prom queen.
00:51:09I'll do it all.
00:51:09I'll do it all for you.
00:51:17Mom.
00:51:20Mom.
00:51:27Shit.
00:51:29I'm so screwed.
00:51:30I have nothing to wear to prom.
00:51:32Hey.
00:51:41I need you to do something for me.
00:51:46Note to self.
00:51:47Next time, have rich parents.
00:51:53Correction, Harper.
00:51:54Have parents.
00:52:00Food sales.
00:52:01You need to come with me.
00:52:02I can't.
00:52:03Prom's only four hours away.
00:52:05I have to make this work.
00:52:06Harper.
00:52:07Trust me.
00:52:08Okay?
00:52:09Okay?
00:52:09Don't worry.
00:52:09Don't worry.
00:52:11My dad's away in a business trip.
00:52:13My dad's away in a business trip.
00:52:14My dad's away in a business trip.
00:52:17is Taylor Swift coming?
00:52:18Is Taylor Swift coming?
00:52:19Yes.
00:52:20T-Swizzaloo's coming to prom.
00:52:22T-Swizzaloo's coming to prom.
00:52:23T-Swizzaloo's coming to prom.
00:52:24The boss stylist, Gavin, is a family friend.
00:52:25Him and his team are gonna create some serious magic.
00:52:26What?
00:52:27Anderson, no, this is way too much.
00:52:28Look, do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:52:29Look, do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:52:30Of course I want to be prom queen, but not like, not like this.
00:52:33Why not?
00:52:34Because I- I can't afford it, okay?
00:52:41I've spent all my wages on this stupid, same dress.
00:52:59Damn.
00:53:00Why are you doing this for me?
00:53:02Because I want you to have the best.
00:53:05Doesn't matter. Just enjoy it, okay?
00:53:08Everyone, this is Harper.
00:53:11She wants you all to know that she's losing her tiny little mind right now.
00:53:16Just say yes, Harper.
00:53:19But we hate each other.
00:53:20We sure do.
00:53:21You kicked me out of your car.
00:53:23You blackmailed me into letting you live here.
00:53:25And you made me live in your closet.
00:53:26Then, yesterday, you stayed me with the Dean's Award.
00:53:29So every favor has a price, is that it?
00:53:31Hey, I'm just getting in early before you demand something massive.
00:53:35You know, like my car.
00:53:43Alright, I'll do it.
00:53:45Great. Gav, she's all yours.
00:53:47I'll be back later to pick you up for prom.
00:53:54Be gentle on me, Emma.
00:53:56Makeover Roche.
00:53:57Even better.
00:53:59This will be fun.
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:02Sit.
00:54:03Let's go.
00:54:04Color.
00:54:05Yes.
00:54:06Black.
00:54:07Funeral.
00:54:08Got to do this.
00:54:11Ooh.
00:54:12Fun trap.
00:54:13Catch.
00:54:14It's okay, we'll get there.
00:54:15Yes.
00:54:17Yes.
00:54:18Sparkle.
00:54:20Ooh, pretty.
00:54:21Go.
00:54:22Come on.
00:54:27No.
00:54:31It's getting close.
00:54:36I am amazing.
00:54:38You really did it this time.
00:54:40Are you ready to go?
00:54:41Yeah, she's gonna look so beautiful in these.
00:54:50And she'll accept them.
00:54:52She's already freaking out about getting made over.
00:54:57Don't Hamilton need to be with you.
00:54:59What?
00:55:00Tonight's our night.
00:55:02Oh, man.
00:55:03Hamilton is gonna be so messed up.
00:55:07Shit.
00:55:11Sorry.
00:55:12Got an issue.
00:55:13Uber out front will take you to prom.
00:55:15Oh.
00:55:16I hope he's okay.
00:55:17Okay, girl.
00:55:18Looks like you're doing this alone.
00:55:19Will he think I'm pretty?
00:55:35Is this what he usually goes for?
00:55:41Wow.
00:55:42It's like a dream.
00:55:49Where is Anderson?
00:55:50He should've come running.
00:55:51How humiliating if he doesn't come.
00:55:52Waiting for something.
00:55:53We need to talk.
00:55:54Seriously.
00:55:55Hamilton.
00:55:56I told you.
00:55:57It's not working out.
00:55:58So who's it working out for then?
00:55:59Who are you dressed up for?
00:56:00Am I really doing this?
00:56:02What if Portia is right and I really don't belong here?
00:56:03They're all rich and elite and I'm just... me.
00:56:04Shit.
00:56:05I can't do it.
00:56:06Forgot to say, Carper.
00:56:07Do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:56:08No.
00:56:09No.
00:56:10No.
00:56:11No.
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00:57:00No.
00:57:01Yes.
00:57:17Finally, he's coming for me.
00:57:23Hey, food stamps. You look amazing.
00:57:26You don't look half bad yourself, trust fund.
00:57:35Um, yeah.
00:57:46Are you fucking kidding me?
00:57:48Welcome seniors to your prom.
00:57:50Tonight is for making lasting memories.
00:57:54Appreciating each other and cementing friendships that will support you for life.
00:58:01Everyone take your partners for the first dance.
00:58:05That pig-eyed bitch.
00:58:08So, before the whole queue of jocks line up, how about it food stamps?
00:58:13You're joking.
00:58:14I'm not.
00:58:16Harper, you're the most beautiful girl here.
00:58:19Obviously, because of me. I mean, I chose the dress.
00:58:24And then, I'd say they got a pretty flawless taste.
00:58:27So, how about it food stamps?
00:58:30We gonna dance or what?
00:58:33I so want to more than anything.
00:58:36But, can I trust this?
00:58:37Can I trust this?
00:58:50Okay. Put your hands here.
00:58:56Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:58:57Not bad food stamps.
00:58:58Mm-hmm.
00:58:59Hmm.
00:59:00Hmm.
00:59:16It's time to announce
00:59:38at Prom King and Queen
00:59:40Portia Leon, a queen for many years
00:59:43Thank you for your service
00:59:44But tonight's new prom queen and king
00:59:48is Harper Sullivan
00:59:50and Anderson Savage
00:59:52Be cool, Portia
01:00:01What is happening?
01:00:02That crown is mine
01:00:03I broke up with Hamilton
01:00:05so you and I could win and be together
01:00:06Look, I didn't tell Hamilton about you coming on to me
01:00:09because he's my buddy
01:00:10But if you act like a dick tonight
01:00:12I'll tell him you were trying it on
01:00:14the whole time you were with him
01:00:15Wait
01:00:16Anderson and Portia were never together?
01:00:21This isn't real
01:00:22This isn't happening
01:00:23It is
01:00:24Don't deal with it
01:00:25Sorry, Portia
01:00:27I gotta go be king
01:00:29Sorry, I'm late
01:00:35A new king and queen
01:00:46Well done for the steps
01:00:52I did it, Mom
01:00:59But just say we promise
01:01:02I'm wrong, queen
01:01:04It's true
01:01:06Portia broke up with Hamilton
01:01:08to get with Anderson
01:01:10I always thought Anderson was really into her
01:01:14Friends to lovers, right?
01:01:18It's you
01:01:19Portia
01:01:20Congratulations
01:01:22Probably shouldn't say
01:01:24But
01:01:25I heard one of the judges say
01:01:27that Anderson gave him a ton of money
01:01:30so you could win
01:01:31I don't believe you
01:01:32Makes sense to me
01:01:34And me
01:01:35Hey, Mayas
01:01:36Any idea why Anderson would do that?
01:01:39Sex
01:01:40Lots of
01:01:41There you go
01:01:42If the Mayas know, then
01:01:45everyone knows
01:01:46I'm gonna go tell the principal
01:01:48what you did to get the crown
01:01:50I wouldn't do that if I were you
01:01:51I wouldn't do that if I were you
01:01:54You're gonna make a fool of yourself
01:01:55There's no way you beat me
01:01:56Not in a million years
01:01:58Portia
01:01:58Has it ever occurred to you
01:02:00that everyone is just so sick
01:02:02of pretending to like you?
01:02:04A spoiled baby
01:02:05who bullies everyone
01:02:05because she isn't smart enough
01:02:07to get what she wants
01:02:07any other way
01:02:08You know the truth, witch
01:02:10You're nothing
01:02:11You're like
01:02:13a chicken nugget
01:02:14on a table of caviar
01:02:16You're trash
01:02:18A handicapped parking space
01:02:20that Anderson pulled into
01:02:21for five minutes
01:02:22because I was busy with Hamilton
01:02:23Oh, so you're no longer
01:02:25with Hamilton
01:02:26That's right
01:02:27So there's nothing stopping you
01:02:29and Anderson being together?
01:02:31Are you getting it?
01:02:34And yet
01:02:34Anderson would rather be
01:02:35with trashy
01:02:37chicken nugget car parking
01:02:38than
01:02:39whatever this is
01:02:41Ouch
01:02:42That is a good point
01:02:45Don't worry, Portia
01:02:49Your type is going
01:02:50straight to non-recyclable
01:02:52You okay?
01:03:17I think so
01:03:19What did you just do?
01:03:23You tripped on her hem
01:03:24I mean, I tried to grab her
01:03:26but
01:03:26Bullshit
01:03:27No, you better get out of here
01:03:29before I do something
01:03:30I regret
01:03:30What, like not respond
01:03:32when I tell you how I feel?
01:03:34You fucking dropped that chocolate
01:03:35I have no idea
01:03:36what you're talking about
01:03:38Anderson, how do we go
01:03:39from hanging out
01:03:40all the time
01:03:41to this?
01:03:42I don't know
01:03:42The sooner you're in the rear view
01:03:44the better the road ahead looks
01:03:46Fuck you!
01:03:47What a bunch of lies
01:03:48Hey, how's your ankle?
01:03:51Are you okay?
01:03:51It's okay, it's okay
01:03:52I'm okay
01:03:53You're not okay
01:03:56I got you
01:03:59You okay?
01:04:03I will be
01:04:04Okay
01:04:05Now don't go anywhere
01:04:07I'm going to take your shoes off
01:04:11Okay?
01:04:12Yeah
01:04:12Is it bad?
01:04:13Yeah
01:04:13It's going to need some strapping
01:04:15Can we talk?
01:04:20If it's about my medical qualifications
01:04:22It's okay
01:04:23I have none
01:04:24I just
01:04:27I heard Portia
01:04:29say that she broke up
01:04:31at Hamilton
01:04:31to be with you
01:04:32That's why I couldn't
01:04:34drive you to prom
01:04:35You went to see Portia?
01:04:37Hamilton
01:04:38Well for a check
01:04:40He kind of
01:04:41saw it coming
01:04:42Poor guy
01:04:43I don't understand
01:04:45Why are you sitting here
01:04:47fixing my ankle
01:04:48when Portia's free?
01:04:49It's like she's in love with you
01:04:51I don't love her
01:04:52Portia and I
01:04:53we were never together
01:04:54What you saw
01:04:56that first day of school
01:04:57was Portia just
01:04:58being a brat
01:04:59She always wants
01:05:01what she can't have
01:05:02and
01:05:02I'd never do that
01:05:03to Hamilton
01:05:04Why didn't you just say that?
01:05:07Why didn't you just tell me
01:05:07Portia doped your chocolate?
01:05:09Because I had to be sure
01:05:10Like you had to be sure
01:05:11I wasn't sneaking around
01:05:12with Portia?
01:05:13Let's face it
01:05:14You never would have believed me
01:05:16I'm just a spoiled rich kid
01:05:17Right?
01:05:19Maybe
01:05:20I was wrong about that
01:05:22About a lot of things
01:05:24Maybe it's time
01:05:32to make things right
01:05:33Uh
01:05:36I got you something
01:05:38Wow
01:05:43I
01:05:44thought it would
01:05:46go with your dress
01:05:47Wow
01:05:49They're so lovely
01:05:51Let me um
01:05:53let me put them on
01:05:53What?
01:05:54No, no, no
01:05:55You've already been too generous
01:05:56It's easy for me
01:05:58to be generous
01:05:59food stamps
01:05:59Have a trust one
01:06:00remember?
01:06:10Beautiful
01:06:11They are beautiful
01:06:13Thank you
01:06:15Wasn't talking about the earrings
01:06:17How's your ankle?
01:06:21Better
01:06:22We won't be doing
01:06:23a king and queen dance
01:06:24though
01:06:25Says who?
01:06:28I really
01:06:29Come on
01:06:31Uh, okay
01:06:36Put your feet
01:06:37On mine
01:06:38Okay
01:06:43Is this real?
01:06:53Is this really happening?
01:06:55I don't think this night
01:06:56could be more perfect
01:06:57I don't think this part
01:07:00is drinking
01:07:01Don't be
01:07:02Tick
01:07:07Hey
01:07:14I say
01:07:14I say
01:07:16The
01:07:17I say
01:07:18That
01:07:19What?
01:07:19I'm
01:07:22Tick
01:07:25you
01:07:25Basically
01:07:27I'm sorry.
01:07:30You gotta do the lace at the back.
01:07:57I know they went this way.
01:08:13Edison has to listen to me.
01:08:14I broke up with Hamilton for him.
01:08:17Unless he realizes what a gold digger that jit-rag orphan is,
01:08:21he'll see she isn't worthy of him.
01:08:23He'll see that.
01:08:27How could he choose that loser over me?
01:08:32Now it really is time to take the trash out.
01:08:44Um...
01:08:47If you're worried about us being seen together,
01:08:50we don't need to hang.
01:08:52What? You're sick of me already?
01:08:56Hey.
01:08:58You're mine.
01:09:00But your dad still hates me.
01:09:03Yup.
01:09:05And you know what?
01:09:07He can go fuck himself.
01:09:09In fact, I hope he hurts his back while doing it.
01:09:13Come on.
01:09:14Hey.
01:09:15I want to be finished printing.
01:09:16Oh my God.
01:09:17It looks amazing.
01:09:18This is so good news for us.
01:09:20And bad news for that evil witch.
01:09:22You know, I really do think Hopper is a witch.
01:09:25I think she probably sleeps like Eye of Newt in Anderson's coffee.
01:09:29And Eye of Penis into his mouth.
01:09:31The slut sucking her way to the top.
01:09:33This is gonna finish her once and for all.
01:09:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:36This can't be happening.
01:09:37No.
01:09:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:39This can't be happening.
01:09:40No.
01:09:41Give us a smile or you know, a sickly grin if that's all you can manage.
01:10:10can manage. You did this? No, you did the crime, remember? Why are you doing this to me? Well, you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom, so I'm telling the truth about you. It's only fair that
01:10:23Aniston knows what you do to your boyfriends. I'm horrible. And you're a thief. So, I take my jewelry and guess what? Half of it's missing. What? No, no, you're a liar. You're finished, dear rag. If you
01:10:37hurry, you might yet clean out your locker before the police arrive. What the hell is this? This is someone who stole her ex's $15,000 gold watch and my jewelry. Is this true? You have a police record? That is not true. I would never steal from anyone. Too funny. Why don't you just be honest and get it off your tiny little chest? You feel better.
01:11:07Tell me. There was this guy friend at my last school and he's the reason I don't trust rich kids. He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch because I wouldn't go out with him. What? To punish you? Yeah. He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself. You believe me, don't you?
01:11:34Harper. Harper. Don't answer that, son.
01:11:37Father? What are you doing here?
01:11:40Parshia called me. This girl's made enough of a fool out of you. I want to see you caught up in whatever other crimes she's committed.
01:11:47Mrs. Savage, I didn't steal from anyone, I promise you.
01:11:51Having a call gives people like you a chance to be better and have always backfired.
01:11:56That's not fair. You don't know her.
01:12:01As president of the parents' committee, I'm going to do everything I can to have your scholarship revoked and have you expelled.
01:12:08In fact, I'm going to cancel the scholarship program forever.
01:12:11What?
01:12:14Harper.
01:12:17Your dad's right, Anderson. Even if you don't care about me, I still care about you.
01:12:22But please, don't let her drag you down any further.
01:12:25Exactly. Let's just get things back to normal.
01:12:31Harper.
01:12:36Jesus, she's gone.
01:12:40Come on.
01:12:46Come on, pick up. Please, Harper.
01:12:48Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:12:52Come on.
01:13:02Come on.
01:13:10Call Harper.
01:13:21Call Hamilton.
01:13:22Hey.
01:13:28Hey, some shit's going down.
01:13:31Dude, look.
01:13:32Harper's run off.
01:13:33I'm looking for her, but she's blocking my calls.
01:13:35I need you to call her.
01:13:37Hopefully, she'll pick up for you.
01:13:38Please, ma'am.
01:13:39I don't know, ma'am.
01:13:40This seems like it's between you and Harper.
01:13:43Look, Hamilton.
01:13:44I'm the last person she wants to see right now.
01:13:46If you don't help me, she's going to disappear forever, and I'll never see her again.
01:13:50You've got to help me, man.
01:13:51Please.
01:13:54Harper.
01:13:57Hey.
01:13:58Thanks for agreeing to talk to me.
01:14:00Why do you suddenly care?
01:14:02I apologize to her.
01:14:03Do it now.
01:14:05I stood by and let Portia do some shitty things.
01:14:10I'm sorry about that.
01:14:11It's fine.
01:14:14It doesn't matter.
01:14:15None of it does.
01:14:15It's over now.
01:14:17Ask her if she's going to let Portia run her out of town.
01:14:20Are you really going to let Portia run you out of town?
01:14:23She's right.
01:14:26I don't belong here.
01:14:28People like her just know everything's going to be okay.
01:14:33Hasn't she ever felt that way before?
01:14:35Haven't you ever felt that way?
01:14:38Yeah, I guess.
01:14:40With Anderson.
01:14:43Even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time, it just felt safe for them.
01:14:46Ask her if she's really going to let Portia take that away from her.
01:14:53Are you really going to let Portia take that away from you?
01:15:02It was a $15,000 Breitling watch.
01:15:05You wore a men's watch.
01:15:08Brent gave me the watch because he wanted me to go out with him.
01:15:14And when I didn't go out with him, he told the police that I stole it.
01:15:20And I couldn't prove that he was lying.
01:15:23Let's hear it from Miss Leon.
01:15:24Thank you, sir.
01:15:26Well, we often leave our lockers unlocked because, well, no one needs to steal anything.
01:15:31I took my jewelry off for Jim.
01:15:33And then I found it stolen.
01:15:34And the Maya...
01:15:36Sorry.
01:15:37Maya and Maya said that they saw Harper going through my locker.
01:15:41Normally, I would say this is Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:45But it's not.
01:15:47It's the police's word, another young man's word, and Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:54Unless you have other evidence.
01:15:56Not evidence, but...
01:15:59I worked so hard for this.
01:16:02Why would I risk everything to take some jewelry?
01:16:05It doesn't make any sense.
01:16:07You people like you always want what they can't have.
01:16:10Is that all you have to say, Harper?
01:16:14Well, in that case, I have to cancel your scholarship.
01:16:18What?
01:16:18And report this to the police.
01:16:21No.
01:16:24Stop.
01:16:24You all will need to see this.
01:16:28You all will need to see this.
01:16:30I have a sworn statement from Brent Mitchell saying that he lied about Harper stealing the watch.
01:16:38He gave it to her to make her like him.
01:16:40When she rejected him, he lied to the police to punish her.
01:16:44For God's sake, Anderson.
01:16:46What you got over you?
01:16:47Have some dignity.
01:16:47Here is all of Portia's stolen jewelry.
01:17:00Oh, my God.
01:17:01You found it.
01:17:03Oh, thank you.
01:17:04Thank you, thank you.
01:17:05Yeah, I found it.
01:17:07In your bedside table.
01:17:08Is this true?
01:17:11I was doing everyone a favor.
01:17:13She'll never be one of us.
01:17:15Why can't you all see what a filthy little slut she is?
01:17:17She plays the victim, so we all feel sorry for her.
01:17:20We've heard more than enough from you, Miss Leon.
01:17:23Now, Miss Sullivan, what to make of all of this?
01:17:31Your accusers say owe you a very sincere apology.
01:17:35Your scholarship is safe.
01:17:37And I'm going to write you a personal letter of commendation to Harvard to help make up for
01:17:41this loss.
01:17:42Thank you, Team Matthews and Anderson.
01:17:45Now, Miss Leon, what to do with you?
01:17:51Please don't expel me.
01:17:52My parents will kill me.
01:17:56I don't know how to thank you, but you fixed everything.
01:18:00Harper, the way I feel about you...
01:18:02You think you've won, don't you?
01:18:05But you haven't.
01:18:06Not by a long shot.
01:18:07You might think you're in love, but this will not work.
01:18:12Yeah.
01:18:12You'll both come to realize that.
01:18:13She's not like us.
01:18:14No, it's deeper than that.
01:18:16You'll always feel secure, and she never will.
01:18:19You'll end up thinking she's a neurotic mess.
01:18:21Because you're such a great role model.
01:18:24Four wives, all gone.
01:18:26Harper is the most amazing, smartest, most determined person I've ever met.
01:18:31Anderson, drop her.
01:18:34If you make me choose, I'll choose her over you, every time.
01:18:38Anderson.
01:18:39You don't mean that.
01:18:40Listen clearly.
01:18:41If you want me to stay in your life, you accept Harper, or I'm gone.
01:18:48I hope he's right about you.
01:18:50Because every woman I've ever met is in it for the money.
01:18:54With all due respect, I don't really care what you think.
01:18:57Anderson, what did you just do?
01:19:07I stood up for my girl.
01:19:09So I'm your girl?
01:19:11So I'm your girl?
01:19:13Well, that depends.
01:19:16Do you want to be my girl?
01:19:19I don't know.
01:19:21What's that job entail?
01:19:23It's a full-time job, food stamps.
01:19:24We'll probably do a lot of this.
01:19:33And I'll probably say things like, I love you, Harper.
01:19:38I've never met anyone like you.
01:19:40Well, I don't want to rush into anything, but...
01:19:42I think I could handle all that.
01:19:46And I'll make you feel safe every day of your life.
01:19:50I love you so much, Anderson Savage.
01:19:56I love you, Harper Sullivan.
01:19:57Miss Sullivan.
01:20:21What's this?
01:20:25Maybe some further questions from Harvard.
01:20:27They had some from me, too.
01:20:29Oh, shit.
01:20:30Sorry, Dean.
01:20:36Food stamps.
01:20:37Just open it.
01:20:38It's my confirmation.
01:20:48I'm in.
01:20:49I'm definitely in.
01:20:50Oh, my God.
01:20:54I don't mean to steal your thunder, but...
01:20:57I got an early offer, too.
01:21:00Looks like we'll both be going to Harvard next year.
01:21:03Can't get rid of me that easily, food stamps.
01:21:04I guess I'm going to have to try harder, then.
01:21:08It's perfect.
01:21:10Everything's perfect.
01:21:18Hey.
01:21:19Your mom would be really proud of you.
01:21:21You know that, right?
01:21:24I do.
01:21:25I do.
01:21:34I can't imagine, I can't imagine, I can't imagine the night.
01:21:43Oh, my God.
01:21:44Yeah.
01:21:44Oh, my God.
01:21:46Oh, my God.
01:21:49Oh, my God.
01:21:51Yeah.
01:21:51Have a nice day.
01:21:57I want to say it.
01:22:02I want to say it.
01:22:05I want to tell you.
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