00:01do black guys from america look differently at black guys that come like say like there's a guy
00:06from jamaica or there's a guy from like zaire who just moved to america what's that relationship
00:11oh man that's when black guys feel white
00:19bro there's a baddie over there man you shouldn't be talking about girls like that
00:23they're just trying to get a workout there's a guy with a fatty over there
00:30yeah come here
00:40bro what's good dude you look a lot like adolf hitler bro
00:45dude thank you
00:47bro for real bro
00:50dare
00:50um i dare you to call your crush
01:03shoot i don't need i kind of don't need to call my crush because
01:13with winter coming up we got to build some shelter
01:21what's the craziest thing you would sacrifice for the jets to win it all
01:24i would sacrifice my second born son not my first one because i love him a lot
01:29so he broke up with me why are you looking up i need to cry but my foundation was 48
02:03colors
02:04Babe, I think that guy's trying to race you.
02:06Wait.
02:08Is that a fucking monkey?
02:10What the fuck's he doing?
02:14What the hell?
02:16I thought you didn't give Pretty Girl a ticket.
02:18Pardon me?
02:19I thought you didn't give Pretty Girl a ticket.
02:22You didn't think we gave Pretty Girl a ticket?
02:24You're absolutely right. We don't. I ain't here.
02:29Emotional, damn it!
02:34Hello?
02:36Yo, fine girl.
02:39Fine girl.
02:41Yo.
02:43Oh!
02:43Oh wait, you're talking to me?
02:45Oh, I'm sorry.
02:55Guys, I'm so trapped.
02:57I have no umbrella.
03:00Babe!
03:01Babe!
03:03Babe!
03:03Excuse me, excuse me, sir.
03:05Do you want $20?
03:06Or do you want to have it and give it to the next person?
03:08You mean double it and give it to the next person?
03:10No, have it.
03:13Well, how many people have it before me?
03:15Those two.
03:21You could have had $80.
03:23They robbed you of $60.
03:29Oops.
03:37My name is Nicole.
03:39And I am a Dorito addict.
03:41Kid, that one should be like, Nicole, can I have some of your Doritos?
03:45Look what I just stole from the club.
03:49Let me scan you.
03:50I have nothing on you.
03:51Let me scan you.
03:53You're gay!
03:55Hey, babe.
03:56Yo, what's up?
03:57I want you to meet my little brother.
03:58What's up?
03:58You should be down the hall.
04:01What's wrong?
04:04Something wrong, Frankie.
04:07Nice to meet you.
04:09Hey!
04:10No!
04:12No!
04:17Are you excited for the holidays?
04:20Yeah.
04:21Uh...
04:22Mrs. Claus's mouth is now...
04:25My girlfriend.
04:27A long time no see!
04:28Hey, Johnny!
04:29Benny's here!
04:30What the hell?
04:31What's going on?
04:32What the f***?
04:33Oh shit, Benny!
04:34What's up, dude?
04:35Ow!
04:38What the hell is going on in there?
04:39Hold the baby!
04:40Are you a schooner?
04:55What the hell is it?
04:57Oh...
04:58Scooby...
05:00Scooby...
05:00Scooby Doo.
05:02Scooby Dawg, okay?
05:08No more cheesecake, just ice cream.
05:12Oh my god.
05:14Some people ask me, why did you move to Japan?
05:16It's actually not because of the great food or it's cheap.
05:19It's because there are no black people here.
05:21What a show hungry nigga, that's all.
05:23For a bumblecloth party, who might order it?
05:26It must be me.
05:53Oh my god.
05:55You are about to have the craziest day of your life tomorrow.
05:58Not in a good way.
06:07You might not like it, but this is what the peak male athletic form looks like.
06:12And there ain't a fucking thing you can do about it.
06:22Shit!
06:25Oh, I got bent with these legs.
06:27Oh, hell no!
06:32What just happened, bro?
06:33Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:35Yeah!
06:40No!
06:41Beat it!
06:42Beat it!
06:42Yes!
06:43I'm feeling sorry.
06:44Coming out here, I feel like I'm going to chew something.
06:46I feel like I'm going to chew something later.
06:47What is this?
06:48What is this?
06:55What is this?
06:56This is my wife and granddaughter.
06:59And today, I'm a really bad grandpa.
07:02No, you're not, grandpa.
07:03You're the best.
07:04Aw.
07:05Irving!
07:06This is my.
07:21November 9, sea.
07:23Lauren.
07:24You're the best.
07:24Son of a hand.
07:25I need my parents.
07:26If you've done this now, I'll be able to acquise them again.
07:32Minimize orders!
07:33It will try to.
07:33Oh, finally.
07:44Oh
07:56Sick but somebody left a ring. This is nice. Oh fuck a touch of sand
08:10No that lady didn't want me though. She kept putting her fingers in my mouth. She's your dentist. Yeah, but
08:15she kept grabbing my tongue. I don't do it that much. She asked him to leave. Why would she ask
08:19you to leave? I sucked on him. You did what? She kept grabbing my tongue. I've never had anyone grab
08:26my tongue. Son! Hard?
08:35Ah
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