00:05ๅนธ็ฆ
00:30This is so embarrassing.
00:32Do you want to keep these?
00:33Yeah, those are my work ones.
00:35They're your work ones.
00:36Yeah.
00:39Oh, thank you.
00:40You're welcome.
00:42I got it. I got it.
01:27Jax, I don't think my boyfriend can name.
01:33Isn't that like an IUD?
01:34Nice.
01:35Are you serious?
01:36Yeah, good job, Billy.
01:41Do you really not know these?
01:43This is the thing that you go to the doctor and they do the thing to you.
01:47What thing?
01:49Elaborate.
01:49No, I don't want to.
01:51Go ahead and elaborate.
01:53This is an eyelash curler.
01:57Babe!
01:59Would you punch me in the face for three million dollars?
02:02Yeah.
02:03Jesus Christ!
02:04Yeah!
02:18Get out!
02:20Get out!
02:23Babe, look at all the snow!
02:25There's like six inches of snow out here.
02:28What?
02:28There's not six inches out here, dude.
02:31But you said...
02:32Gotta stop telling her what six inches looks like.
02:35Every day, baby, baby, baby, baby.
02:39Christy!
02:43Christy!
02:44bury that try, baby.
02:52Slay, hawk, tech, or tuck, periodot, where does he act and type
03:23Okay, I have a
03:29Hey babe, so I just got pulled over by a cop for speeding
03:33Listen, he's following me home because I told him the reason I was speeding is because you had fallen
03:40So what am I supposed to do?
03:41Just lay down like you fell, bringing in the groceries, I told him it was raining and you fell
03:47Are you serious?
03:49Yeah
04:12Oh, I'm so sorry
04:21No
04:29I'm so sorry
04:32No
04:35No
04:36No
04:36No
04:36No
04:36Yeah
04:39No
04:39No
04:40Ha ha ha ha ha!
04:51Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
04:56AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
05:05Nosc**t!
05:12Actually, what happened?
05:19I was not even crying!
05:19I couldn't find this.
05:19I couldn't find this!
05:21I couldn't find this!
05:22I couldn't find this one!
05:23The next time I was going to kill my dad
05:24What was that?
05:29I couldn't find this!
05:31I couldn't find this one!
05:35I remember that one!
05:35I couldn't find this one!
05:36Yes, yes!
05:39Yes!
05:42The mother is so fucking mad at me and...
05:45I don't know...
05:50I don't know...
05:54I don't know!
05:56I don't know!
06:17Oh
06:47Yeah, my wife here tried to order some
06:52Nice Disney socks for upcoming Disney trip and oh look Mickey Mouse. He's looking a little derpy
06:57But you know still you can tell it's Mickey, but according to them. He's Mikey
07:03And then you got his friend Minnie. Yeah, she looks good
07:06No, that's that's Mimney. That's Mimney. Oh Donald. Okay. He looks he actually looks pretty good
07:12Yeah, that that's definitely Donald or maybe it's Toonade
07:16Don't don't know how they got that one
07:40What do professional boxers drink when they are thirsty
07:49Oh
07:49No, oh that's what we're drinking
07:53Punch
07:56Yeah
08:02Yeah
08:03Yeah
08:03Yeah
08:05Yeah
08:07Yeah
08:16That's what's going on
08:17Stop
08:18Stop
08:18You've got thatica
08:19He's just go
08:19You're reading people
08:20das
08:25As
08:26ah
08:27that one
08:41he's a cheater cheater
08:55He had a two-year affair while I had his second baby.
09:15Here's this before picture, okay?
09:17I was going to use this picture, but I'm going to crop him out of it
09:19so that way I have a picture of me smiling.
09:21I went to this AI generator thing.
09:24Look at what it did.
09:26Who is that?
09:28Who is that?
09:30And the fact that it looks so real, too, like I'm genuinely terrified, bro.
09:34And look at this.
09:35Green trees that match the green tree in the top right.
09:38Help!
09:59I'm literally like, I'm literally just going to see a parade right now.
10:02I'll paint it all over again.
10:03Please, please.
10:05Look at her like.
10:12I swear to God.
10:14Give me the harmonica.
10:16Stop!
10:19Get out of the...
10:20Pull up.
10:21Get out.
10:22I'm sorry.
10:23No, it's okay.
10:25Stop!
10:26You have the wallet.
10:28You have the wallet.
10:34Stop!
10:35Stop!
10:38Oh my God.
10:41Mouth.
10:42Oh my God.
10:56So, what'd you say, baby?
10:58Um, I was just talking about how...
10:59Reverse.
11:00No!
11:03I don't really think I paralyzed myself.
11:17I'm with her.
11:24She was not done taking our pictures.
11:37I'm with her.
11:45Have a great day, babe.
11:50I love...
11:51This is you. I love you.
11:57Mommy loves you.
12:00What?
12:01Go, go, go, go.
12:03Wait, I'm just going to put this one.
12:06Let's go.
12:09Let's go.
12:12Let's go.
12:13Three.
12:16Three.
12:19Where is it?
12:19My hand here.
12:21I can't. I can't.
12:22It's stuck.
12:22How did you get your hand stuck in here?
12:24Don't pull. Don't pull. It hurts.
12:25It hurts.
12:25Put soap.
12:26Yeah, they said if you put soap.
12:29Put it around the glass.
12:31Okay, now pull it.
12:33Pull it out.
12:35Are you really?
12:37Really?
12:38What?
12:38What?
12:39It's just to cut my hand.
12:41Put it on the glass.
12:47Neonzeal, like, sausage, egg.
12:50What?
12:51Open up.
12:55Open up.
12:56I think it was you.
12:57Open up.
12:57I'm measuring the teeth.
13:00Yeah, that's your gopher teeth bite down.
13:08I think my arm Hof wants to out.
13:10You got Vennikin.
13:10You got three in the inside.
13:10Yay.
13:17Ready or not.
13:25Day 1 of doing 20 pushups every day.
13:31Oh 22 Todd Pelican says I'm off.
13:33Are you kidding me?
13:37Wow.
13:37Wow, you did good, honey!
14:36You
14:50Why did I just walk in the house and this is what's going on?
14:56No, take your hand down.
15:03Pull your finger up!
15:05I can't get it, my knuckles stuck.
15:12Oh my god.
15:13Oh my god, it hurts like hell.
15:18Why did you put your finger in it?
15:20I don't know.
15:28What are you doing?
15:47Help!
15:49Walk straight!
15:51Just try to walk straight.
15:53Oh my god, I can't.
15:55One more try.
15:57Just go full force.
15:58I can't, dude.
16:03Oh my god.
16:05New year, new us.
16:07Oh my god.
16:08Oh my god.
16:11Oh my god.
16:26Oh my god.
16:31I can't do it, babe.
16:32Don't ever bring it to me with nothing on the stick.
16:36But the car was still driving.
16:39The car was still driving.
16:41Yeah.
16:41Oh my god.
16:41No.
16:42I can't do it.
16:46I can't do it.
17:01I can't do it.
17:04I can't do it.
17:06I can't do it.
17:10Oh no. Did she say it just like that? Yeah. Did she share it with you? Yeah. Can you look
17:18at her and shake her head please?
17:31What? I said I need to be vertical immediately. My brain hurts so bad.
17:37Vertical is what you are right now. I need to be horizontal immediately.
17:47Wait.
17:49Hold on, hold on.
17:55What is this?
17:59What's going on? It's crazy.
18:27Oh my God. Look at it. Oh my God.
18:32Oh my God. Look at it. Oh.
18:34Oh my God.
18:55Look at it.
18:57Look at it.
19:07No
19:39I don't want to do it, I don't want to do it, okay, okay, okay, I'm sorry, I'm just biting
19:44my hair, I'm just pecking my hair, oh you guys, you've got double birds, I think there's one on the
19:48back of me, you've got two, you've got two, fly away, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I
19:55can't,
19:57happy anniversary, oh my god, look at me, why did you do that, that's what you're at, you're f***ing moms,
20:12oh,
20:23Josh, what's in the box, a croissant, instead of a croissage,
20:27don't tell it, you said you wanted a croissant, so
20:47on this journey that we make together,
20:54there was a V
20:58oh my god
21:00oh
21:02Kaylee, Kaylee, Kaylee, Kaylee, Kaylee, oh my god, baby, baby, shh, baby, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
21:09you're just kidding
21:12I love you
21:21fresh, peppermint, what, candy?
21:27stop
21:29oh my god
21:37oh my god
21:47oh my god
21:54oh there's some beautiful sunlight right now, hurry up, it's hitting Kenzie's hair
22:02why didn't you jump, Kenzie, like I can't pick you up
22:06oh my god
22:25you
22:46What the f**k?
22:48What the f**k?
22:50What the f**k?
22:59Oh f**k though
23:02Come together
23:11My baby going on him a date
23:16Then how you gonna kill her Rose?
23:18Then how you gonna kill her Rose?
23:25Give it to her Duda
23:27Give it to her
23:28Aww
23:33Aww
23:34Get her home Macy
23:37Aww
24:08Say happy day Aria
24:12Aww
24:14Aww
24:17Uh oh
24:29Aww
24:34Oh my f**king glasses
24:37F**king phone is in my pocket
24:40I do it on my foot
24:41Ohhhhh
24:45You dance too much
24:47Okay honey be careful walk around in those things
24:49It'll be kind of dangerous
24:51I think I've never walked around like somebody before
24:53Oh but that's how accidents happen
24:56You know you're supposed to wait until you get in the water
24:58Put those things on
24:59Honey
25:03What did I just
25:04Say
25:07Hey
25:09F**k
25:09F**k
25:10Holy sh**
25:12F**k
25:12F**k
25:13F**k
25:14F**k
25:14F**k
25:15F**k
25:15F**k
25:15F**k
25:17F**k
25:18F**k
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