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00:00What have we got behind us here, Luke?
00:02What have we got?
00:03What haven't we got, probably?
00:05So, what are these for...?
00:06Premier League nightly wins.
00:08Is that from this year?
00:09Probably this year or last year.
00:11Yeah. How many did you get? Five this year?
00:13Four, yeah. Five.
00:15And you get a nice bonus as well, don't you, for winning the night?
00:17We can all do the maths, Luke, what's that?
00:19Five times, whoa, you're doing all right.
00:21Nice, some nice family photos.
00:24But you can do all this, you can't pass your driving theory.
00:30Oh!
00:32This is what we've tuned in for.
00:34Mini, look at this.
00:36Oh!
00:37Wow!
00:38It's pretty racy telly, isn't it?
00:40Oh!
00:41What?
00:42Oh, no!
00:43Oh, this is awful.
00:44I'm crying.
00:46Oh!
00:47Oh, I'm happy.
00:49Yeah.
00:50That makes me happy.
00:51This is a bit of you.
00:52My people.
00:53Fish bumpies!
00:54We've all got an undercarriage.
00:56Grow up!
00:58In the summer of 2025, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:05Singletons were full of hope as they looked for love abroad on Discovery Plus.
01:10People probably say I'm a people pleaser.
01:12I like to say yes, not no.
01:14And I have like a resting happy face.
01:16A resting happy face?
01:18I think that would annoy me quite quick.
01:19It's almost like this.
01:21Yeah, you're one of those people that frown upon people's happiness.
01:25What?
01:26Oh, what?
01:27You are.
01:28Like, that's such an amazing trait to have.
01:30And you're like, oh, you'd dump someone because they're too happy.
01:34Too happy!
01:35The hardest working man in pop was on his travels on ITV.
01:40I'm Gary Barlow from Take That.
01:43There's a big audience out there and we're ready.
01:46And we're on a huge world tour.
01:48I saw Jason Orange every day and I've got to tell you this the truth.
01:51No one sees him and everyone's looking for him on Reddit.
01:53This is true.
01:54And he did like a traitors.
01:55When he recognised...
01:56When he realised I'd recognised him, I was in Muswell Hill.
01:59This is God's honest truth.
02:00I was like, that's Jason Orange.
02:01And he went like this.
02:02What, he hid?
02:03He hid and sort of smiled and scurried off.
02:05And then I Googled it and no one knows where he is.
02:08What did you Google?
02:11Where's Jason Orange?
02:12Jason Orange, what's he been up to?
02:14Does he live in Muswell Hill?
02:15And the bed-hopping began on ITV too.
02:19Is everyone happy now in their new couples?
02:22I don't even feel like I need to say it to you much, like.
02:26I am glad though that I'm not in the dating game anymore.
02:30And to be clear, I never was.
02:32How did you meet your missus?
02:33Well, I did the classic move of working with her for a year.
02:37Oh, okay.
02:38Player!
02:39He got game!
02:45In Essex.
02:46They're lovely crisps then.
02:47Mmm, I like them.
02:48Kettle chips?
02:49Oh, they were the kettle ones.
02:50They're nice.
02:51They cook them in a kettle.
02:52Rylan and his mum, Linda.
02:53So you know like your kettle?
02:54Yeah.
02:55For example, you could slice up potato.
02:56Right, this ain't a wind up.
02:57I'm telling you now, Mum.
02:58You slice, that's why they're called kettle chips.
02:59Oh, I'm going to try then.
03:00You slice up potato, put it in.
03:01Yeah.
03:02And the salt got you winding me up, didn't you?
03:03Oh, is that your bear's arms?
03:04Sorry.
03:05Look.
03:06Do you know what?
03:07No, it's only when you said I'm going to try it, I thought you'd better not.
03:09You'd burn the ass down.
03:10In June, it was time to find out how clever some famous faces were on ITV.
03:15I'm actually getting a little bit hot now, thinking about the fact we're going to have to try and answer this question, and I think you're going to get it, and I'm not, because the 1% cup is not my comfort zone.
03:40How would you say your general knowledge is?
03:42Ooh, not good.
03:43No.
03:44I'll be honest, that was the answer I expected.
03:45Yeah.
03:46And you got the right answer.
03:47You just have no general knowledge, because you don't watch the news.
03:51I do watch the news.
03:52Do you?
03:53Yeah.
03:54I always swipe to the little side, like, thing on my phone.
03:57I don't mean the news on your phone, I mean on the TV.
03:59Yeah, I watch you.
04:00Do you?
04:01When Mum puts it on.
04:02Tonight, our contestants are all professional footballers and celebrities who support Soccer Aid.
04:07Why haven't they asked me to play in Soccer Aid?
04:10Oh, I hate it when they do celebrity versions of stuff.
04:14It's never as good as just the normal ones.
04:18I normally do quite alright on this.
04:24You're good at any quiz, you are.
04:26It's time for our first question.
04:29Right, get ready.
04:30Lock in.
04:31Lock in.
04:3290%, this is always easy.
04:33This is like, what day is it?
04:35Which of the following three pieces doesn't correctly match the image?
04:40Ooh, I like Jill Scott.
04:41I do.
04:45Easily, the ear.
04:46Earring B.
04:47Yeah, earring B.
04:48Wait, the eye?
04:49No, it's not the eye.
04:50No, the earring.
04:51What, doesn't match?
04:52Doesn't match.
04:53No, I think there's an extra wrinkle there and there shouldn't be.
04:57But then it...
04:58No, because of her mouth.
04:59Oh my God.
05:00I think her eye is okay.
05:01The mouth isn't.
05:02I think it's the eyebrow.
05:03No, it's B.
05:04It's A.
05:05It's B.
05:06Nobody should get this wrong.
05:10We can't be out for this one.
05:11See, that's the thing as well.
05:12They always make it easy for celebrities because they're all thick.
05:16Yeah.
05:17I've even forgot what we did.
05:19Yeah.
05:20We was naming what we did.
05:21See, did we do?
05:22Yeah, yeah.
05:23One out?
05:24One out?
05:25Right, we lost one of you.
05:26LAUGHTER
05:29He's a referee.
05:30Is he?
05:31Yeah.
05:32See what they say about referees, boy?
05:33You don't know what you're doing!
05:35LAUGHTER
05:36He's the ref that's always on Sky, stands by the wrong decisions.
05:40So I'm glad he's out.
05:41It's B because the earring is different on Jill's ear.
05:44Woo!
05:45We got it right, B.
05:46Yes, indeed.
05:4790% of the country got that right.
05:49And you and the ref got it wrong.
05:52Let's move on to the 35% question.
05:54Oh, 35, mate.
05:55Oh, no.
05:56Get on your game.
05:57This is going to be hard.
05:58Ooh, trickier.
05:59Ooh.
06:00Which Premier League football team is this rhyming code for?
06:03Nest Jam.
06:05Nest Jam.
06:06It's not West Ham, is it?
06:08Ah!
06:09He's on it!
06:10He's on it!
06:11It's West Ham!
06:12West Ham.
06:13Why is it West Ham?
06:14Nest Jam.
06:15Bird's Nest Jam Jam.
06:18Yeah.
06:19Bird's Nest Jam Jam Jam.
06:21Come on.
06:22Tottenham.
06:23Nest Pot.
06:24Tottenham.
06:25Tottenham.
06:26It's a rhyming.
06:27Yes, bro.
06:28Tottenham.
06:29Premier League football, West Ham.
06:32Nest.
06:33West Ham, Liverpool.
06:34I don't know all the teams.
06:35Arsenal.
06:36Uh, Brentford.
06:37Nest Jam.
06:38Nest Jam.
06:39Nest Jam.
06:40No, don't say Nest Jam.
06:41You said Nest Jam 17 times now.
06:42It's not helping.
06:43West Ham!
06:44West Ham!
06:45What?
06:46Nest...
06:47Villa.
06:48No idea.
06:49Nest Jam.
06:50Nest Jam.
06:51Nest Jam.
06:52West Jam.
06:53West...
06:54West Ham!
06:55West Ham.
06:56West Ham rhymes with Nest Jam.
06:57I can't believe you actually got that right.
06:58That's fucking unbelievable.
06:59I'm not going to lie, that was very quick for me.
07:00I'm quite proud of that.
07:01That's it.
07:02Nest Jam!
07:03And, yeah, if you say it quick and fuck...
07:04Ooh!
07:05Ooh!
07:06Ooh!
07:07Ooh!
07:08Nest Jam!
07:09I don't know their charm.
07:10Also, yeah, you've never been to a football game.
07:13Ooh!
07:14Ooh!
07:15Ooh!
07:16West Ham!
07:17It's time for the 30% question.
07:18Come on, Perry.
07:19Head in the game.
07:2030% question.
07:21What does that even mean?
07:23Which England footballer is spelt out in this code below?
07:26Oh, no.
07:27Eh?
07:28How am I supposed to know hieroglyphics?
07:30I used to know them.
07:31I used to learn them.
07:32I used to have a hieroglyphics bookmark on papyrus.
07:38What?
07:39There's got to be Roman letters or something.
07:41Snake-eye bird wave.
07:43Whale comb eye-foot wings.
07:46What?
07:47Let me concentrate.
07:50Oh, er...
07:51It's getting fan-Kirby, I think.
07:53I think one of us has to just gamble.
07:54You have to go somewhere and I'll go somewhere.
07:56Otherwise, we're both out.
08:00Hey, Mary Earps.
08:01I'm going to go Fran Kirby.
08:03It's Fran Kirby.
08:04Because the second letter of the first name
08:06and the third letter of the last name
08:08are the same in Fran and Kirby.
08:11Makes no sense.
08:12Absolutely not.
08:13I think I'm using a pass.
08:14Definitely use my pass.
08:15Let's see who got it right.
08:17Everyone's got me out.
08:18This is going to separate the wheat from the chaff.
08:20I'll tell you that for now.
08:21Oh, and they're just ticking them off.
08:26Well, and me.
08:27No, because we used to pass.
08:28It's Fran Kirby.
08:29The only symbol that is repeated
08:31represents the second letter of the first name
08:33and the third letter of the second name.
08:35Mmm!
08:36Mmm!
08:37Ross, you need to go on there.
08:40Is that me, I'm most clever now?
08:42Oh, no.
08:43Absolutely not.
08:44You took a guess and I took a guess.
08:45Strategically, we played for each other there
08:47because we took a punt each.
08:48After whittling down the sports stars and celebrities
08:50here in the studio,
08:51we are left with the 1% question.
08:53This is it.
08:54Right, deals, come on.
08:56In the opening verse to the original version of Three Lions,
09:00what two words feature exactly three times in the lyrics?
09:04Three Lions.
09:05Mum, please don't.
09:06They've seen it all before
09:09They just know
09:11They're so sure
09:15Is it it?
09:16It!
09:17It!
09:18It!
09:19It!
09:20It!
09:21It!
09:22It!
09:23It!
09:24It!
09:25So, it and no?
09:26No.
09:27Ah!
09:28It and no.
09:29England is going to throw, blow it away, but no.
09:31So, no.
09:32Is it no?
09:33I don't know.
09:34Oh, this game's stressing me out.
09:37Three no's.
09:38It's no in it!
09:39No in it!
09:40Yeah, there's three no's.
09:41No and it.
09:42No and it.
09:43It and no.
09:45It and no.
09:46That's what I said.
09:47I said no, did I?
09:49Yeah, you said no.
09:50No and it!
09:52Yeah!
09:53Ha ha!
09:54It's literally the greatest moment of my life!
09:59Oh!
10:00Why didn't they ask you to run then?
10:01Can't believe it.
10:02And they all thought I was dopey.
10:04Yeah.
10:05But why did we get it right?
10:06Because you're fucking intelligent.
10:08You're answering things right and you just do it automatically.
10:11Yeah.
10:12Yeah.
10:13Without thought.
10:14Since you start thinking.
10:15I do everything without thought.
10:16I mean there's nothing worse than fucking thinking is there?
10:19Yeah, yeah.
10:27In Brighton.
10:28I like your socks Joe.
10:29They're um, they're tartan.
10:31Where are they from?
10:32Scotland.
10:33Friends Roisin and Joe.
10:35They're not from Scotland.
10:37I get all my socks in Scotland.
10:38You don't get all my socks?
10:40I do.
10:41Where is your socks?
10:42I get my socks in Scotland, my trousers from Wales and my top and my underwear from England.
10:48And Ireland, I get, I accessorise.
10:51I accessorise from Ireland.
10:53Okay.
10:54Socks from Scotland, trousers from Wales, tops and underwear from England.
10:59I don't care about the rest of your clothes.
11:01Okay.
11:02I only care about the socks.
11:03The rest of your clothes are boring.
11:04The socks are some pizzazz.
11:05Do you want to work up my luggage?
11:07No.
11:08Mainland Europe.
11:09In July, there was some transatlantic dating on Discovery Plus.
11:14Hey Clay, you're single.
11:15Would you let me match make you?
11:16No.
11:17No.
11:18What do you mean no right away?
11:19Who would you put me with?
11:20Would you not trust me?
11:21I don't know.
11:22I once went on a date where I lived in Paris with a French girl.
11:29Woo hoo, la la.
11:31So I might be able to bring some expertise to this.
11:34I've got a friend who's married to someone who lives abroad and he quite likes it because
11:37he's got to come back here for work so he gets to be away from her quite a lot.
11:40That sounds like a good relationship.
11:41Oh yeah.
11:42Rock solid.
11:43I'm Victoria.
11:44Hi Victoria.
11:45Hi Victoria.
11:46I love her.
11:47I love her.
11:48In a few hours I'm headed to the airport going to Ireland.
11:51Ireland.
11:52I love Irish accent.
11:53I love an Irish accent.
11:54I mean I do love a ginger.
11:55I love a ginger.
11:56I love a ginger.
11:57That's why I'm going to Ireland.
11:58Love some freckles.
11:59They drink a lot.
12:01I mean she has to stereotype the whole notion there.
12:03Yeah.
12:04She's going to Ireland because you think they drink a lot, they're ginger and they have
12:07freckles.
12:08Sorry.
12:09She calls herself an equal opportunity dater.
12:13This is the matchmaker.
12:14But what it actually means is that she's desperate to date anyone.
12:18It's been it, alright Trina.
12:20She's desperate to date anyone.
12:22I want to see your wish list.
12:24Oh, wish list.
12:25Here we go.
12:26Right, let's find out what she wants.
12:28So what have we got here?
12:29Okay, full head of hair.
12:31Full head of hair, good.
12:34No bald people.
12:35Right.
12:36Because I feel like I'm like spontaneous and I want someone with like a dark side.
12:40A dark side?
12:41Yeah, I'm really into goths.
12:43Yeah, or evil villains.
12:45Yeah, preferably stroking a cat on a spinning chair.
12:48Or what, tattoos?
12:50Do like drugs on the spur of the moment.
12:52Did she say drugs?
12:54Did she say drugs?
12:55You know, someone who could do drugs on the spur of the moment.
12:58I thought she said that.
12:59What the fuck?
13:00Someone like wild, like maybe they've been arrested.
13:03Something like your life.
13:05I've been in prison.
13:06She wants an absolute rogue.
13:08Normally you say I quite like bad boys but I shouldn't.
13:11She got really excited.
13:12I need him to have been arrested.
13:14A few tattoos, preferably on the neck.
13:16I really love a mugshot.
13:18More!
13:19Today is my first official date.
13:22Katerina has picked an oyster farm for our date spot.
13:25An oyster farm.
13:26Bit obvious.
13:27An oyster farm with a bad boy.
13:28So, the match I have for Victoria is Dave.
13:32Dave.
13:33Dave.
13:34Dave, the dangerous Dave.
13:36Dangerous Dave.
13:37Watch out.
13:38Let's see if an Irish bad boy is the kind of guy Victoria needs.
13:44Irish bad boy.
13:45Come on.
13:46Where's Dave at?
13:47PHONE RINGS
13:49Frickin' hell.
13:51HE LAUGHS
13:52HE LAUGHS
13:53HE LAUGHS
13:54HE LAUGHS
13:55HE LAUGHS
13:56HE LAUGHS
13:57HE LAUGHS
13:58HE LAUGHS
13:59HE LAUGHS
14:00How are you?
14:01Good, how are you?
14:02Very good, nice to meet you.
14:03He looks like a nice boy.
14:04He looks quite nice, doesn't he?
14:06Oh, just there.
14:09Ah!
14:10There you go.
14:11Oh, God, don't give dangerous Dave a hose.
14:13HE LAUGHS
14:14Can I blast myself with it?
14:15Can I blast myself with it?
14:16HE LAUGHS
14:18HE LAUGHS
14:19HE LAUGHS
14:21HE LAUGHS
14:22HE'S MAD!
14:23HE'S MAD!
14:24HE'S FUCKING MAD!
14:25That was kind of sore, actually.
14:27HE LAUGHS
14:28Of course it was.
14:29You just jet washed your face, Dave.
14:31Probably got a black eye.
14:33HE LAUGHS
14:34Yeah, quite sore, actually.
14:36Victoria seems like she's up for good fun,
14:38and I really like that about her, I appreciated that,
14:40so, like, I wouldn't mind, like, sleeping with her.
14:42HE LAUGHS
14:44HE LAUGHS
14:46Dave is unbelievable.
14:49That is definitely an aprodisiac.
14:51I am getting so excited.
14:52I'm feeling randy now, what about you?
14:54You sweet-talking bastard.
14:55HE LAUGHS
14:56Imagine in broad daylight, without a drink,
15:00without even a bit of flirting, someone just goes,
15:02I've got the horn for you.
15:04Er, just to let you know, I have an erection.
15:06HE LAUGHS
15:07Um, I've had four oysters and, er, I'm as hard as a tank.
15:11Let me try some, er, like, the green sauce.
15:14Do, how's that, oh, that's a good, is that enough?
15:17He's put too much on there.
15:18And this is gonna be another Dave Wilde moment, isn't it?
15:20Mm.
15:21Not wild.
15:22Yeah.
15:23HE LAUGHS
15:24HE LAUGHS
15:26HE LAUGHS
15:27He's taken the horn out of him.
15:30HE LAUGHS
15:32Speaking of spice, let's put some in my heart.
15:34Please do it, please do it, please do it, please do it.
15:37What are you doing?
15:40No!
15:41No!
15:42No, no, no, no!
15:43Oh!
15:44Ah!
15:45Ah!
15:46Ah!
15:47Ah!
15:48Ah!
15:49Ah!
15:50Imagine being on a date,
15:52with someone just...
15:54Oh, my eye!
15:56Ah!
15:57He's an absolute fucking lunatic.
16:02For her next date, great icebreaker.
16:06But to be able to go, what's your worst first date?
16:08No one would believe her.
16:10Yeah, that's true.
16:11A guy turned up with a train horn that told me he was horny
16:13and then poured Tabasco in his eyes.
16:15Yeah, and sprayed himself in the face with a high-pressured hose.
16:19In Manchester...
16:23Do you know what?
16:24In all my time, I've never been on a parent's WhatsApp group.
16:27How good is that at school?
16:29That's terrible.
16:30Friends Mark and Kelly.
16:32Oh, they're funny, though.
16:33They're not.
16:34They are.
16:35They are.
16:36I was class rep when you...
16:37Class rep when you...
16:41Class rep?
16:42Yeah.
16:43What did you have to do to be class rep?
16:45I don't know, but I put a lot of GIFs on my...
16:47On my WhatsApps.
16:48You'd have hated me.
16:49You'd just put GIFs on your WhatsApps all the time.
16:51You'd have hated me.
16:53I would put little things out and go,
16:54Morning, everyone!
16:57Leave.
16:58Leave.
16:59Mark Chapman has left the group.
17:03In the summer, we were taken on another big boating adventure with this.
17:08Quick, hurry up.
17:09What?
17:10Because we're going to miss canal boat dolaries if you don't change the channel.
17:14Have you been on a canal boat?
17:15Yeah, bro.
17:16Slept on one.
17:17Really?
17:18Horrible experience.
17:21I'm Robbie Cumming.
17:24That's me.
17:25Hello.
17:26That's him.
17:27I've watched this before.
17:28You know what?
17:29I think Robbie's now become one of me heroes.
17:31And this is my narrowboat home.
17:33The Naughty Lass.
17:34The Naughty Lass.
17:35Hello.
17:36I like that.
17:37I like that.
17:38Naughty Lass.
17:39Double entendre.
17:40Come on.
17:41Come on.
17:42I learned that word recently, you know.
17:44Really?
17:45I've been waiting to use it, boy.
17:47Lovely start to the morning.
17:49He just had his hands in the Naughty Lass's gearbox then.
17:52Can you show that on the satellite?
17:55This time I'm tackling the Basingstoke Canal.
17:57The Basingstoke Canal.
18:00Don't want to throw shade at anyone here.
18:03Doesn't sound amazing.
18:05Do you reckon by lock three it's a bit boring?
18:08I think it's just...
18:09Like the first one's quite fun.
18:10Yeah.
18:11The second one you get the end of it and then you're like, are this again?
18:12Novelty's worn off.
18:13Yeah.
18:14This trip is likely to be a bit of a challenge for me.
18:15Go on.
18:16The Basingstoke Canal is notorious for weed.
18:17Basingstoke Canal's notorious for weed.
18:18It is.
18:19Always, always was.
18:20Always was, yeah.
18:21Always was, mate.
18:22Weed?
18:23Weed?
18:24What?
18:25Weed, weed?
18:26Oh.
18:27Getting caught on the propeller.
18:28Oh, no, weeds.
18:29Oh, weeds.
18:30I thought you meant weed.
18:31No.
18:32Although it's somewhere I'm really looking forward to exploring, there is a side of me that's
18:46thinking, can I actually make it to the end?
18:48I don't know.
18:49Oh, shit.
18:50There's the jeopardy.
18:51Robbie, don't be mad.
18:52Turn back.
18:53It's the Basingstoke Canal.
18:55As soon as I enter it, there's a massive raft of weeds.
19:00Oh.
19:01He's got to get through those weeds.
19:02Yeah.
19:03And what we know, the Basingstoke Canal is notorious for them, Denise.
19:07Here we go.
19:08I love you.
19:09Go on.
19:10Go on.
19:11Thankfully, that weed wasn't a worry.
19:13Oh, thank God for that, Robin.
19:15That's it.
19:16I'm so happy for you.
19:17Woo!
19:18Right.
19:19Another early morning, and I just need to make myself some breakfast before I set off.
19:24Oh, what's he going to have?
19:25This is going to be interesting.
19:27What's he got?
19:29Looking at my supplies here of my homemade muesli.
19:34That needs to be topped up.
19:36There's nothing like watching someone make their own muesli.
19:39I'll tell you what, mate.
19:41That's it.
19:42Life in the fast lane.
19:43Add some more oats, some seeds, dried fruit.
19:48That's not breakfast.
19:50No.
19:51And I usually put in some kind of naughty, sugary cereal, so I've got some hoops.
19:56Hang on.
19:57He's chucked some Cheerios in there.
19:59Yeah.
20:00That's not healthy.
20:01He's the most wholesome but boring man I've ever met.
20:04And, guys, no-one's said anything but, uh, frosted trillies.
20:08It's like, oooh!
20:10Oh, I feel sorry for him now.
20:15Why?
20:16I don't know.
20:17Look at him.
20:18Look at his little hat.
20:19It's so patronising.
20:20Look at his little hat.
20:21He's coming into fleet.
20:22Oh, he's coming into fleet now.
20:24Oh, ho, ho.
20:25I've just seen possibly the lowest bridge that I've ever come across.
20:29Oh.
20:30Oh, no.
20:31This is the highlight of his day.
20:32This is hilarious.
20:33That's going to be tricky.
20:34I think it's that.
20:35I think the boat gets stuck.
20:36Well, if it does, it'll liven it the fuck up.
20:38Yeah.
20:39Yeah.
20:40Yeah.
20:41Yeah.
20:42Yeah.
20:43Yeah.
20:44Yeah.
20:45Yeah.
20:46Yeah.
20:47Yeah.
20:48Yeah.
20:49Yeah.
20:50Oh, no, Robbie.
20:51I think there might have been some breakage.
20:52Oh, shit.
20:53He's going to be stuck.
20:54This is what we've tuned in for.
20:55The boat is basically wedged underneath this bridge.
20:56Why did he go that far in?
20:57I don't know what I'm going to do.
20:58And they thought the weed was going to be the problem.
20:59Common sense.
21:00Like, why did he not think, oh, I'm not getting under there?
21:01I don't know what I'm going to do.
21:02And they thought the weed was going to be the problem.
21:03Common sense.
21:04Like, why did he not think, oh, I'm not getting under there?
21:06Take all the stuff off.
21:07He's worried about his energies on knocking up his own muesli.
21:08Yeah.
21:09You have to call my friend Jamie.
21:10He lives locally with his family.
21:11And he helped me the other day, so I'm hoping he can help me again.
21:13Unless he's fucking Superman or something.
21:14What do you want?
21:15I imagine turning up to that going, what the fuck do you want?
21:16What do you want me to do?
21:17Yeah, why have you called me?
21:18Well, because you're a mate and I know you live local.
21:19And I know you live local.
21:20I don't know the problem.
21:21You don't know the problem.
21:22Common sense.
21:23Like, why did he not think, oh, I'm not getting under there?
21:24Take all the stuff off.
21:25He's worried about his energies on knocking up his own muesli.
21:26Yeah.
21:27I have to call my friend Jamie.
21:28He lives locally with his family.
21:29And he helped me the other day, so I'm hoping he can help me again.
21:32Unless he's fucking Superman or something.
21:33What do you want?
21:35I imagine turning up to that going, what the fuck do you want?
21:38What do you want me to do?
21:39Yeah, why have you called me?
21:40Well, because you're a mate and I know you live local.
21:42Well, you know, I work in an office.
21:47He came down, jumped on the front of the boat adding a bit more weight.
21:50He jumped way out?
21:52Does he?
21:53That gave us just enough room with Jamie on the front to get the boat underneath the bridge.
21:59Wow.
22:00And he's through.
22:01Oh, thank God.
22:02That was real, that was touch and go then.
22:04Thanks for rescuing me.
22:06Thanks, Jamie.
22:07See you.
22:08Is this actually a show?
22:09Yeah, yeah.
22:10I'll be honest with you.
22:11He's not done a good job of showing you how good a life could be on a little narrowboat.
22:16No, what he has done is show you what it's really like.
22:18No.
22:19He has, you need to eat food out of boxes, you get stuck under branches.
22:23You know the way television works.
22:25It was all x-factored and made to look more interesting than what it was.
22:29That was more interesting?
22:31Yes.
22:32In Essex.
22:33Can I tell you what shocks me to this day?
22:35I can't get over it.
22:36Do you know how much a pack of dishwasher tablets are?
22:37I don't know why they're pricing them there.
22:38You need a small mortgage.
22:39Yeah.
22:40For dishwasher tablets.
22:41Best mates Jordan and Perry.
22:42Oh, sorry.
22:43If I take them home and I've got to rip the packet open.
22:44Yeah.
22:45Fuming.
22:46Fuming.
22:47Fuming.
22:48Like it's not like a little pot that pops.
22:49Yeah.
22:50But even when you rip the packet open, I find it all the time.
22:51It's like putting my hand and you put your hand in it.
22:52A lot of them are burst.
22:53Like all the time.
22:54Maybe I'm just too rough on my shopping.
22:55No, you're heavy handed.
22:56I am quite heavy handed.
22:57I love, I'm nine and never burst.
22:58I like doing that and then go whoop.
22:59Okay.
23:00I think you need to grow up a bit bad.
23:01Really?
23:02Yeah.
23:03That's how you turn the dishwasher on.
23:04I think you need to live a little.
23:05Next time, next time you put your hand in that packet, I'm telling you, do that.
23:09Whoop.
23:10Yeah.
23:11Yeah.
23:12Yeah.
23:13Yeah.
23:14Yeah.
23:15Yeah.
23:16Yeah.
23:17Yeah.
23:18Yeah.
23:19Yeah.
23:20Yeah.
23:21Yeah.
23:22Yeah.
23:23Yeah.
23:24Yeah.
23:25Yeah.
23:26Yeah.
23:27Yeah.
23:28Yeah.
23:29Is that it?
23:30Yeah, but it's better without the eye contact.
23:35Back in June, Weatherfield's finest were on the warpath again on ITV.
23:40I'd done something in Coronation Street, I could never sell anyone.
23:44I went to a party there once.
23:46I won't let you know what happened, but it's...
23:48What, you mean on set?
23:49On set?
23:50Yeah.
23:51It's the back of the rollers.
23:52Coronation Street.
23:53All right.
23:54The funniest of the soaps, am I wrong?
23:56What's the concept?
23:57Is it one street?
23:58Is it like Sesame Street?
23:59It's just the area, isn't it?
24:00It's not...
24:01No.
24:02No.
24:03No.
24:04No.
24:05No.
24:06No.
24:07No.
24:08No.
24:09No.
24:10No.
24:11No.
24:12No.
24:13No.
24:14No.
24:15No.
24:16No.
24:17No.
24:18No.
24:19No.
24:20No.
24:21No.
24:22No.
24:23No.
24:24No.
24:25No.
24:26No.
24:27No.
24:28No.
24:29Oh, no.
24:30No.
24:31Oh, no.
24:32That's a bold opener.
24:33Yes, I mean...
24:34You scumbag.
24:35bag just stay out of my business and I'll stay out yours judge it you'll teach it
24:41that's what you're like bitch you did you know I just feel like I'm trying so
24:51I had to fit in round here and no one wants to know me well no one wants to
24:54know Lou if old fella killed the cop killed Craig did it yeah so her husband's
25:02been done for murder and she's just trying to fit in now well I think
25:05everybody's still very angry with that husband of yours I just think everybody's
25:14a bit miffed with your husband for killing that police officer he's a cheeky
25:18bugger isn't it David was supposed to take this to the bag but I haven't seen Hyde no
25:24hair of him she's not daft did you see her eyes like open Audrey was doing the till
25:28yeah I can take it if you like no no it's all right thank you Shona can give
25:34it to him and give him a kick up the backside it's been a lot of plates here
25:37all during yeah that she's this is her in the scene hold on hold on what do you
25:43want no you take it no no you take it no you know which one of you will take it a
25:52bit later and everyone had popped round to David Platt's for a barbecue said it
25:57was a deal-breaker what David's so iconic this is the further that's just one big
26:01brother and a couple load of that last time I came huh what is it oh David loves
26:09his new table today right everyone nibbles no not on there seriously don't don't come on
26:17come on so it's for massive chat about a table and I say what are they all just
26:21talking about the one piece table yeah it's a big topic in our sides that must
26:25have been a local tree all right Barry Keoghan's got same one parent well no
26:29yes who's Barry Keoghan Barry Keoghan the actor Barry Kean physical Kean from
26:36salt burn David what do you want me to do with this what is it it's cash in the
26:43salon oh she's got an eye on that cash from the salad again Lou blotting and
26:48scheming so a front for a heroine business isn't it I would really be right on it
26:52wouldn't she yeah
26:58she line up the coffee table she is as well she's seen that coffee table she's
27:03going is that Barry Keoghan's one I was sneaking the cat mm-hmm don't do it
27:12Lou
27:13just put it back put it back good choice
27:19I knew it oh oh how dare you oh I was just looking yeah I know exactly what you
27:28were doing you're thieving cow oh thieving cow see that's what I would have called it
27:31do I was looking for a brown envelope I brought my own brown envelope with me
27:35saw a brown envelope there I thought oh is that my brown envelope no that's the
27:38one with all the money yeah that's got the money I don't want that one I was the one
27:41without the money in it yeah which is um so if you do see that let me know
27:45anyway love this coffee table I know you're up to summit you're going nowhere do it
27:53get off Maria oh you're going nowhere you're going to sit on that coffee table love they're
27:59going to smash the table David's going to be livid don't fight near the table shut up captain
28:04all right I think we're gonna have to send out for people I wouldn't even give that to David the duck
28:08watch that smash you know why was that David's your coffee table Mike oh he's killing me
28:27are you joking you're joking that was Barry Gergen's one didn't fall I'm not
28:38drunk she pushed me oh come on who's standing on what side she was rummaging
28:46through that bag yeah and I said to her what are you playing at she said nothing
28:50so I said right okay show me your pockets then she did look at them all
28:54standing around there like it's fucking Cluedo I like how she's explaining
28:59everything and poor old David's there just looking at his table just like it
29:05just picking up the bits if you don't believe me just look and she on his bag
29:10oh well he's still here still she's guilty it's not all arrow is it is it not why is
29:19the painting of Jim Broadbent behind her oh yeah do you reckon that was a real table they used or was
29:27it a stunt table not it's gonna keep me up tonight I'm not gonna stop thinking about that coffee table
29:33Claire sorry man in London shall we compare helmets because you got a Vespa here I got a bike well
29:42yours is very pink and shiny mates Munya and Jamie I'm aerodynamic yeah look at that look like a
29:49professional look at the point on that yeah I'm a professional cyclist it's unbelievable stay like
29:56that stay like do you know you can tell if it's good stay like that don't move don't move this is
29:59how you can tell me that's this right look at that arch that I hold crazy yeah because now I
30:07can't move okay yeah but now no do the legs do the legs no because it's gonna spill on me it's
30:10you've just trapped me you've got some sort of twisted sort of challenge right if I cycle
30:17real slowly okay come pedal I'm pedaling I'm just going up a hill that I am pedaling bro pedal
30:23in the summer Gary Barlow was enjoying some culinary delights down under on ITV I'm into my
30:35wine at the minute aren't I yeah you have really got into wine oh I love it every time I ring you it's
30:40like yeah I've just enjoyed a bottle of red and I'm like he's aged better actually he looks much
30:45better now than when he was first and take that yeah really yeah men do seem to age well generally
30:52most men no he had a good lockdown didn't he follow what do you mean what did he do in
31:02lockdown he played his piano a lot online today yeah so that someone was watching him a lot on
31:07lockdown he couldn't stop him couldn't not watch it hundreds of miles from the nearest city
31:16Alice Springs we've been there yeah but I'm not quite as alone as I look oh
31:22oh he's got company who is it because unless I'm hallucinating I'd swear that was Ronan Keating coming
31:31towards me see tonight boy band heaven yes yes all the chances I hate things like this on programs like
31:42this because it's not a surprise Gary it's not as a production I've told you they've told you Ronan
31:47Keating's not walked there across Australia don't you bring me to all the nice places look at this
31:53sworn enemies up until 10 minutes ago that's the truth I've got another surprise for Ronan they
32:00should like this one they're actually very similar aren't nice yes they are they're slowly turning into the
32:05same person aren't they yeah that's what Gary Barlow shows about he just slowly turns everyone into Gary
32:09Barlow yeah we try our hands at creating a sound that's become synonymous with Australia's indigenous
32:16culture beating I sense a didgeridoo will be upon oh the didgeridoo it's going to be the didgeridoo so
32:24we've come to a sand dune for a didgeridoo masterclass I'd love to have a go on one of them I think quite
32:30hard I don't know there's no buttons is there to learn all about the rhythms of this ancient mystical
32:36instrument they're not allowed one they can only afford one oh you know what I really really wanted
32:42to see today yeah is Gary Barlow and Ronan Keaton banging sticks together you said that before we
32:49started yeah love that sound of the didgeridoo absolutely you can't not look that sound all day
32:57with that buzzing around you know hey that'll twist your melon where your breath is on the
33:02chitin on the do what did he say it's open a spit so to lucky to lucky go and try that to
33:09lucky to lucky so to lucky I leap out of the water going to lucky to lucky and I'll come up to the
33:13part where I'm gonna breathe and go like the work teacher in the whole world I haven't got a single
33:19clue what he's talking about yeah yeah yeah here mouth dig air air two forces meeting oh
33:26shut up can I just say it's a didgeridoo all you gotta do is just blow yes hung uh... hum at the
33:33back of your throat and just go didgeridick didgeridick didgeridick didgeridcurr
33:46you fucking Dalek that's it that's it beautiful love it
33:47brownie's involved now I think you might be 6000 I'm up I think it is I feel an account and dec
33:52Oh, I'm gonna come out in a second.
33:54And again the guy...
33:55Got an earpiece the whole time.
33:57Listen.
33:58That's the didgerie.
34:00Oh, didgerie.
34:01Yeah, where's the do?
34:02Then the do.
34:04Not massively different.
34:05Put them together.
34:10He's just literally saying didgeridoo.
34:11Didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo, didgeridoo.
34:19What was the thing I need to do?
34:21Oh, no, he's not going to have a go, is he?
34:24Did you do that?
34:26Except that Sam's muffling it.
34:31Excuse me.
34:32Thanks, mate.
34:34And with that, we're both back where we started.
34:37On the rhythm section.
34:38Gary didn't have a go.
34:39Why isn't Gary going to have a go?
34:41He doesn't want to make an idiot of himself.
34:43Oh, OK.
34:49Is this really...
34:50I feel like I'm hallucinating.
34:52What, would you rather play the maracas I digitally do?
34:55Well, the maracas are easy, but I play both equally as bad.
35:07In North London...
35:09You want a crisp?
35:10No.
35:11Why not to eat crisps?
35:12Why not?
35:13I'm just trying to, you know, keep it real.
35:16Stephen and his sister Anita.
35:18I did the marathon and then what happens is you stop running and you just eat for six months.
35:23So I'm going to try not to do that.
35:25Oh, I see.
35:25So you're trying not to eat or just trying to...
35:27Well, I'm trying not to eat rubbish.
35:29I see, yeah.
35:30Because you think you can eat anything when you're running that much and then you stop running
35:33and then you carry on eating that much.
35:35I love the way you just got that in there, because I've just done the marathon.
35:38I just like to drop that into every occasion.
35:40Excuse me, do you know that I just run the marathon a few weeks ago?
35:44Hello?
35:453.56 and 22 seconds.
35:48Oh, my God.
35:48In June, ITV livened up our morning with more of this.
35:54Wakey, wakey, mate.
35:56Fucking this morning's up.
35:58Come in, B.
35:59Let's see how they manage to fill a few hours of television.
36:04Jeez, come on, bro.
36:11This is something called morning TV.
36:13Yeah.
36:14You know, while you're asleep, other people are making television.
36:17Yeah.
36:18So you've never watched this, have you?
36:19Because you've literally never been awake.
36:21Yeah.
36:21Not just any old Fish Friday today.
36:23No.
36:24It's officially...
36:25Officially.
36:26Get it?
36:27National Fish and Chip Day.
36:28National Fish and Chip Day.
36:30National Fish and Chip Day, okay.
36:31Wow.
36:32Do you like fish and chips?
36:33I do, I love fish and chips.
36:34I like fish, chips, Lord Sutton Dinger and curry sauce to dip in.
36:39Oh, you're so northern.
36:41To celebrate, we've got the potato queen herself, Poppy O'Toole.
36:44Oh, I like Poppy, the potato.
36:46She cooks potatoes in lots of different ways.
36:48Yeah, Poppy's amazing.
36:49She's incredible.
36:50I've seen this girl do things with potatoes that are inhuman.
36:52What's your favourite way to have a potato?
36:54Go.
36:54Dauphinois.
36:55You fancy fucker!
36:57So, we've got the mega Fish and Chip butty.
37:00Oh, my goodness.
37:00But all of the components are quite flashy.
37:02Oh, look at that.
37:04Oh, yeah.
37:05Oh, mad at that.
37:06Oh, man.
37:07That's not a fish butty, mate.
37:08That's a banquet.
37:09And I'm all for it.
37:1010.30 or not, mate.
37:11I'm in there.
37:12So, we're starting off with a vodka and tonic battered fish.
37:16Yes.
37:17Vodka?
37:17Vodka in the batter.
37:18Oh, she's my sort of, I like her.
37:20Yeah.
37:20A tonic batter.
37:21Yeah.
37:21Just when it couldn't get any better.
37:23You would love that.
37:25Vodka, fish and chips, my worlds are colliding.
37:27What's your favourite fish to have as fish and chips?
37:30You cod, girl, haddock?
37:31Cod.
37:32It's got to be cod.
37:33This is journalism.
37:34This is good.
37:35I'm haddock.
37:35I am haddock.
37:36I love haddock.
37:37They all taste the same.
37:38They're in batter.
37:39I'd have a remote control for one in a deep fat frayer.
37:41What's your favourite fish for a...
37:43Haddock.
37:44Is it?
37:44Yeah, what's yours?
37:45Haddock as well, actually.
37:47Well, that's...
37:47Good chat.
37:49If you go to fish and chips shop, what's your normal order?
37:51What about a pickled egg?
37:53I don't mind a pickled egg.
37:54I love a pickled egg.
37:56What are you?
37:57Oh, chips and a battered sausage.
37:59You love your sausage.
38:00I do.
38:01And a bit of curry sauce to dip it in.
38:07I've got another question.
38:08Really?
38:09What do you drink with fish and chips?
38:11Dandelion and burdock.
38:13Yes!
38:14Water.
38:15You drink water?
38:15Yeah, because there's enough going on.
38:17Also, you know, I like to make the fish feel at home.
38:20Yeah, I go lemonade or a cup of tea.
38:23A cup of tea?
38:24Nah, nah.
38:25Get Phil back.
38:26Get Phil back.
38:28Because he wouldn't drink tea.
38:29No, he wasn't.
38:30Get Phil back on.
38:31Really?
38:32Love a cup of tea.
38:33You know what's nice with the fish and chips?
38:34A Malbec.
38:35A Malbec with fish and chips.
38:37Is that wine?
38:38Well, I think it is.
38:40You don't fucking drink wine.
38:41A Malbec wine with fish and chips.
38:44Unless you're in alcohol.
38:45Well, unless you're a twat.
38:48Very nice.
38:49What do you drink at home?
38:50Just send that in to us so that we know.
38:52Let them know, Kelly.
38:53Let them know.
38:54Who's messaging this morning to tell them what drink they have with a chippy tea?
38:57More people than you think.
39:00Oh, hang on one second.
39:02I'm just going to message this morning.
39:03I have a glass of water, send.
39:06Some of your lovely goujons with your vodka tonic.
39:09How are we going to get our mouth round me?
39:10Well.
39:11Well, I'm glad someone said it, Alison.
39:13That's too big for my mouth.
39:15Yeah, you can't open your mouth very wide, so that's not playing.
39:17Can't do it.
39:18Guys, I can not eat that sandwich.
39:20Look at the size of that.
39:21That is a big sandwich.
39:22Go on.
39:24Go on.
39:24I would be like, you've got to go to break because things are about to get real freaky.
39:28Yeah.
39:28Honestly, you would not want to cut back to me.
39:31You come back from break and I'll be on the sofa going.
39:35In Birmingham.
39:37Do you know what I've got?
39:38What?
39:38What have you got?
39:39It's been so hot recently.
39:41As well.
39:42I've got these at home that I use.
39:43What is that?
39:44They're fans, look.
39:45Alison, her son Aiden and her sister Sandra.
39:49Oh, you put them round your neck?
39:50You put them, you can put them.
39:51But this one.
39:52That one's huge.
39:52Look at the size of it.
39:53Yeah, but look, it twists.
39:55It's really, really good.
39:56Look, you can have it anywhere.
39:58And at night, you know when you can't see?
39:59Yeah.
40:01Turn it on.
40:04Feel that.
40:05You can have one up there.
40:06I need that.
40:08And then just like, I'll just like.
40:09Where's the other one?
40:10Well, whatever you want it.
40:14Over the summer, Channel 4 turned up the heat with another toe-curling trip to the open house.
40:20What are we watching now?
40:22Sex.
40:22Come on.
40:23I'm so excited for this.
40:25Sexy time.
40:25Come on.
40:26It's basically loads of up for it people go to a house and bang.
40:32Nice house.
40:33It's a great house.
40:34If you're going to have sex in a house, go there.
40:35Do it in that one.
40:36Where were you with sex?
40:37Well, I just jumped.
40:38Did you like it?
40:39I think I'm rather splendid at it.
40:41Yeah.
40:41In my own opinion.
40:42I mean, it's brief, but it's enjoyable.
40:43That's all you need.
40:45Heading to the retreat are married couple, hairdresser Tanya and window cleaner Ashley from Leeds.
40:51Okay.
40:52All right.
40:52Classic window cleaner.
40:54What club?
40:56Window cleaner.
40:57Tanya brought up the idea of an open relationship and letting other women join us, which was a bit of a shock at first.
41:07I didn't know if it was like a trap.
41:08He goes like, shred carefully, boy.
41:12He's like, no.
41:13I would never do that.
41:14The male that wants to push you.
41:15Yeah, yeah.
41:16I couldn't.
41:18I mean, if it's going to make you happy.
41:20Tanya and Ashley have been having sex with other people for five years.
41:27Oh.
41:28I say, how do they get in?
41:29Have you got underwear that looks like that?
41:31Is that underwear?
41:32I think so.
41:33Okay.
41:33I have a lot of ribbons.
41:34I could probably make that out of my art and crafts drawer.
41:38So we're coming in to venture off our own separate ways to have sex separately from each other.
41:43Oh, right.
41:44So now, having done everything together, now it's doing it apart.
41:48It's so dangerous, this game, isn't it?
41:50I would be so nervous right now, would you?
41:52Yeah.
41:53Obviously, there's always a worry about rejection, but I'm hoping that that doesn't actually happen.
41:57Oh, Tanya finds someone.
41:59She sort of goes off and I just sit in the room a clock watching, waiting to come back.
42:02Oh, they're pretty horrible.
42:04Oh, no.
42:05Oh, he's struggling and I feel sorry for him already.
42:08I'm worried he's going to be sat there with a word search and a cup of cocoa while she's off having, you know.
42:15The time of her life.
42:16Yeah.
42:17How are you going?
42:19Have fun.
42:20See you soon.
42:20See you soon.
42:22Oh, God.
42:22Are you going?
42:23Go on.
42:24Are you going?
42:24Go on.
42:25Off you go.
42:25Go on.
42:26Let mummy have some fun.
42:27This is going to work out quite badly, I think.
42:29Right.
42:29See you back here in half an hour.
42:31Yeah.
42:31Or not.
42:32Or not.
42:33I'm Olivia.
42:33It's lovely to meet you.
42:35Is Tanya like your comfort blanket?
42:36Yep.
42:37Yeah.
42:38It's not very sexy though, is it?
42:39That, the nervousness thing.
42:41I mean, it's relatable and I'm definitely that person.
42:43But if you're looking to go upstairs to the West Wing and get banged, you're not going to be looking to him, are you?
42:49My husband too.
42:50He's in there and I'm like, where is he?
42:53Oh, so her husband's in there and talking to his wife.
42:57Right.
42:58Is this you asking me back, is it?
43:00Potentially.
43:00Yeah, I'm interested.
43:01I'm definitely interested.
43:03Yeah, I'm definitely interested.
43:03You're not going to reject me.
43:04I'm not going to reject you, no.
43:05Because if you do, honestly, I'll hunt you down.
43:07No, no, no.
43:09Oh, look at him.
43:10Look, I want to go and give Ashley a hug.
43:13Now, that may be misinterpreted within that environment.
43:15In the context.
43:17See you soon.
43:18Oh, my God.
43:19Oh, my God.
43:20See you soon.
43:21Oh, God.
43:22Oh, listen.
43:23Each to their own, but he clearly ain't into this.
43:25You all right?
43:26Yeah, I'm good.
43:27How are you?
43:27I'm good.
43:28He's got all really quiet.
43:29Oh, she's sweet.
43:30She's sweet.
43:31So, this is the bloke's wife.
43:33Oh, plot list.
43:34Prosecco's nice.
43:37That was his chat.
43:38Prosecco's nice.
43:41Yeah, I wonder if you wanted to go spend a bit more time together.
43:46Yeah, I would like to get to know you more.
43:48That would look good to her.
43:49Yeah?
43:49Yeah.
43:50Come on, Ash.
43:51Come on, Ash.
43:52Do the best.
43:53Take your my shoes off.
43:53Yeah, take your shoes off.
43:54Let's get comfortable.
43:56Mummy, there's cameras.
43:58Mummy, there's cameras everywhere.
43:59Are we going to...
44:00We're not.
44:00We're not.
44:01Are we...
44:01We're not.
44:02Are they going to...
44:04Do you want to have fun?
44:05We can go to the yurt, if the yurt's available.
44:08The yurt.
44:08Oh.
44:09What is a yurt?
44:10I think it's like a...
44:11I thought it's where you milked goats.
44:15Oh, it's nice.
44:16Oh, it's a nice yurt.
44:17It's a sort of glamping, I dig.
44:19You've got, like, Peter String for his bedroom, or we've gone camping.
44:22Yeah.
44:24You are good?
44:25Yep.
44:25Oh, Ash.
44:26It's unbearable, gosh.
44:28I can't bear this.
44:32Meanwhile...
44:32Oh, no, it's a bit near the mark now, isn't it?
44:58No!
44:58Oh!
45:00What?
45:01Please!
45:05No!
45:07Whoa!
45:08She's twerking.
45:11Where's our guy?
45:12Ash, come on, man.
45:13I swear, if we go back to this year and they're just eating pombeers and having a chat, I'm not going to be happy.
45:18It better be a mess in there.
45:20It better be.
45:21It better be.
45:22She can't be doing our guy like that, man.
45:24Do you have pineapple pizza?
45:25No!
45:27No, no pineapple pizza.
45:29Do you have pineapple on your pizza?
45:30Pineapple pizza?
45:32It's like the two opposites.
45:34Oh.
45:36Ash.
45:37Right, shall we get this awkwardness out of the way?
45:39Because this is making me cringy.
45:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:43Oh, it's dripping off.
45:45Just take it off.
45:47Have a...
45:48Have a...
45:48Come on, Ash.
45:50Oh, we're not going to see some awkward sex now.
45:52Come on, stuff her crust.
45:58Oh, good luck to them both.
46:00It's a happy ending.
46:02Yeah.
46:02In more ways than one.
46:04Mm, very much so.
46:05Always great to watch with your sister.
46:07On the hunt for the big guy,
46:12Lenny Rush is even roping in Stephen Fry.
46:15Magic and heartwarming drama.
46:17Finding Father Christmas.
46:18Perfectly placed this Christmas Eve at 7.30.
46:21The winners from series 16 to 20,
46:23which include Maisie Adam, Matthew Bainton and Sam Campbell.
46:27All come together for Taskmaster Champion of Champions 2025
46:30this Monday at 9.
46:32Up next, the last leg.
46:33To be continued...
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