00:00Meet Terry.
00:02His wife is about to have a baby.
00:04So, like all responsible fathers,
00:07he's moving to Hollywood to become a famous director.
00:10And action.
00:13He's raised the money.
00:15We only need $10,000.
00:17He's got his cast.
00:19You didn't know what your character's motivation was.
00:21And I had never thought about it.
00:24He's found his crew.
00:26Terry, did you touch this?
00:27Yeah.
00:28There's just one small problem.
00:30He's seen 15A, take one.
00:32And action.
00:33His movie is a disaster.
00:39And then, obviously, you'll put music over this,
00:41so it'll be like...
00:46Get off me, dude!
00:48See? Let's go!
00:52Stay, stay, stay, stay!
00:54I need one more.
00:56No!
00:57Come on!
00:58No!
00:59Okay, can we hold for one second?
01:00Whoa!
01:01Brandon Michael Hall.
01:02Come on, that's not true.
01:04Nicole Sakura.
01:05I don't feel comfortable around you.
01:07Jordan Rock.
01:08See, I knew this dude was a racist.
01:10John Gabrus.
01:12Has he still not paid you?
01:13Not a cent.
01:14Carla Jimenez.
01:15Fuck you, Terry!
01:17Patrick Knopf.
01:18Oh, hey, must be that time of the month.
01:20Emily Wilson.
01:22We have one shot left.
01:24Bobby Moynihan.
01:25Someone needs to reimburse me for my total bicycle.
01:29Maria Bamford.
01:30Mail is here.
01:32Oh, God.
01:33I love my job delivering mail.
01:35Hal Linden.
01:36Hey, guys, this is my agent, Russell.
01:38Oh, my God!
01:39What the hell?
01:40Mike Mitchell.
01:41If you want to blame anyone, blame me, my stupid fucking ass.
01:44Chris Parnell.
01:45No, Kostas!
01:46What is wrong with you?
01:48I'm sorry.
01:49In Microbudgets.
01:51So, uh, how should we handle payment?
01:53Payment?
01:54Yeah.
01:55Derby SAG.
01:56Yeah.
01:57You see, this isn't a SAG picture.
01:58This is more of a microbudget.
02:00Ooh, that might be a problem.
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