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Two twins switch lives to experience one another's lives for a full week.
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00:01:07Someone's changed the tune.
00:01:09I've got so much to tell you.
00:01:13I love you.
00:01:14I love you.
00:01:15But I think I love you, Miles.
00:01:18Sometimes I feel that.
00:01:20And then, I don't know, other times, not so much.
00:01:26Over the last week, I've had a lot of time to think about my life.
00:01:30My future work, you know, what I'm doing.
00:01:32Who am I spending it with?
00:01:34And, I don't know, like, the last week, we've connected, you know, better than ever before.
00:01:42But...
00:01:43I need to tell you something.
00:01:44Oh, no.
00:01:45Just let me finish.
00:01:46I don't know what it is.
00:01:47Like, something feels different.
00:01:49And it's like the spark in our relationship is back and it's never been any better.
00:01:55I don't know.
00:01:56I don't know.
00:01:57Maybe it's just me.
00:01:58Maybe I've had a lot of time to think, you know.
00:02:01Don't know.
00:02:08Maybe it's...
00:02:09Isn't it more...
00:02:13The one thing that I'm sure about...
00:02:16is...
00:02:19I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
00:02:25Miles, wait.
00:02:31Gemma.
00:02:34Will you marry me?
00:02:39I know it's just a band, but I promise you when I get the money, you know, I'll get you a diamond.
00:02:44What do you say?
00:02:51I've got to sneak to conference.
00:02:54What?
00:02:56I'm not your man.
00:02:59You are?
00:03:02I'm not your man.
00:03:09You are joking, right?
00:03:10I'm not your dad.
00:03:11No.
00:03:16I met Gemma just under a week and a half ago.
00:03:20And it was half a year to be more late than that, and we were twins.
00:03:23I met Gemma just under a week and a half ago, and it was often used to be more related
00:03:31and that we were twins, and, I mean, you were even surprised with the piano playing.
00:03:49Miles, please, can you explain?
00:03:52You know what, you could have just said no, all right, instead of making that ridiculous story up.
00:04:00Look, Miles, please!
00:04:18you
00:04:22You're so subtle.
00:04:23You're so subtle.
00:04:35of salt.
00:05:00Don't blow this rubbish
00:05:02do long.
00:05:03I don't want my
00:05:04electric dig on
00:05:05I'll throw a roof
00:05:05Come on Trey
00:05:09have a dance
00:05:10Yeah
00:05:10come on Trey
00:05:11Some of us
00:05:14have work to do
00:05:15Hey
00:05:18if I've had a job
00:05:19since 1997
00:05:20Cheeky
00:05:23I'm working
00:05:24alright
00:05:25Definitely a scam
00:05:31you're running
00:05:31Oh
00:05:32Larry
00:05:32Linda's a tenner mum
00:05:46Not my other money
00:05:48Don't be so stingy
00:05:49I don't get paid
00:05:50for another two weeks
00:05:51I'm sure I can work
00:05:53somewhere out
00:05:53You want a job
00:05:55cash in hand
00:05:56Sounds good
00:05:57What are you scheming?
00:05:58Me scheming?
00:06:06Tracy's luxury getaway
00:06:08isn't this about
00:06:09No you mine
00:06:10Mum
00:06:10Okay
00:06:12You remember that
00:06:14holiday letter scheme
00:06:16I had
00:06:16Well you're going to have
00:06:18to be more specific
00:06:18than that
00:06:19The cockroaches
00:06:20Oh gross
00:06:21Yeah
00:06:21What about it?
00:06:22Well those cheap places
00:06:24they don't give
00:06:24refunds do they
00:06:26They give vouchers
00:06:27But I ran that scheme
00:06:29five times
00:06:30before they worked it out
00:06:31Now I've got
00:06:32good credit
00:06:33Okay
00:06:35So
00:06:36I now
00:06:37rent a place
00:06:39sublet it
00:06:41on my website
00:06:42I've put a few
00:06:44targeted adverts
00:06:45in posh areas
00:06:47Surely this can't work
00:06:49It has
00:06:50I've just rented
00:06:52an art deco cottage
00:06:54I've rented it
00:06:55a couple of days
00:06:56either side
00:06:57so you can go in
00:06:58sort the place out
00:06:59then clean up
00:07:00before the real owners
00:07:01get in and check it out
00:07:03How much then?
00:07:06Fifty quid
00:07:06Deal
00:07:11Oh god it's me Ed
00:07:18What's he want?
00:07:24Hello
00:07:25Yes this is she
00:07:28Yes I've just got your booking
00:07:32Oh I'm just wondering
00:07:34how private and secure
00:07:35your listing is
00:07:37Yes the family does need security
00:07:39in a private environment
00:07:41Don't worry
00:07:42it's a lovely
00:07:43quiet area
00:07:45perfect for walks
00:07:47Oh excellent
00:07:48one of our party
00:07:50will be coming
00:07:51and arriving on the
00:07:52Saturday
00:07:53and the rest of the party
00:07:55will be arriving
00:07:56the following day
00:07:57Perfect
00:07:58and you're happy
00:08:00to pay for the security
00:08:02in advance?
00:08:04Oh yes
00:08:04of course
00:08:05that's not a problem
00:08:06Wonderful
00:08:08You will of course
00:08:10get it back
00:08:11when we've checked
00:08:12over the property
00:08:13after your client leaves
00:08:14Oh wonderful
00:08:16If I have any more questions
00:08:19I'll give you another ring
00:08:20I'm happy to have served you madam
00:08:22Okay goodbye
00:08:24Bye bye
00:08:25Is everything gone fact?
00:08:28Oh yes princess
00:08:29your get away makes
00:08:31Would you like me to tell
00:08:32this and her majesty?
00:08:34No no
00:08:35I'll tell them at the luncheon
00:08:36Is anything wrong princess?
00:08:39You do look as though
00:08:40you've got the weight
00:08:41of the world
00:08:42on your shoulders
00:08:43I have something
00:08:44to tell them
00:08:45when we're on holiday
00:08:46and I don't think
00:08:47they're going to be
00:08:48very happy with me
00:08:49I'm happy to listen
00:08:51Perhaps I'm just being silly
00:08:54Anyway
00:08:56we need to look at
00:08:57next week's schedule
00:08:58Of course
00:09:02the schedule
00:09:04Mmm
00:09:05Mmm
00:09:09Oh my
00:09:17we're going
00:09:18Gents
00:09:19what are you doing?
00:09:20You're going to choke?
00:09:22Oh yes
00:09:22Told you
00:09:37Shut up
00:09:38Do you think
00:09:43there should be
00:09:44more to life than there?
00:09:45What do you mean?
00:09:47I feel stuck
00:09:48you know
00:09:48same old job
00:09:49same old friends
00:09:50same old
00:09:51everything you know
00:09:52Until I went lottery
00:09:54or marry a prince
00:09:54this is all we've got
00:09:55And what about us?
00:10:00What do you mean?
00:10:01Well where do you see us heading?
00:10:02I'm not having kids
00:10:03if that's what you mean
00:10:03No I don't mean
00:10:04My mum will kill me
00:10:05if I make her a grandmother
00:10:06I'm being silly
00:10:09She's got a knife in your garage
00:10:10bigger than Rambos
00:10:10You said you had Simit to tell me
00:10:15is that it?
00:10:16No it's my
00:10:17It's gorgeous
00:10:27A little bohemian
00:10:43What do you know about bohemian?
00:10:45You're a ponting scout
00:10:46Watch it
00:10:47trappy
00:10:48Besides
00:10:50I wish I could stay here
00:10:51It's already spotless
00:10:53What do we do then?
00:10:55Well we've got to clean up her for ourselves
00:10:56and then we've got to swap the brochures
00:10:58and the guest books
00:10:59to my mum
00:10:59so they think it's hers
00:11:00Oh easy
00:11:01Besides
00:11:02we wouldn't make that much mess
00:11:03will we?
00:11:04You know what?
00:11:11Huh?
00:11:12My eyes don't excite me anymore
00:11:14What about that fella
00:11:17that tried chatting us up
00:11:18in the club last week?
00:11:19He was fit
00:11:21No not my time
00:11:23Well it miles your time
00:11:25It used to be
00:11:27but
00:11:28That beats my ass
00:11:30Yeah
00:11:31Yeah
00:11:32Yeah
00:11:33Yeah
00:11:34Yeah
00:11:35Yeah
00:11:35Stop
00:11:38Don't take my pillows away
00:11:44These are my pillows
00:11:48Wolf
00:11:48I don't know
00:11:49Stop
00:11:53Don't take my pillows away
00:11:56These are my pillows, Wolf
00:11:58Hey, these are my pillows, love.
00:12:08Oh, my God! They're checking in in an hour!
00:12:11Quickly!
00:12:13Keep your head on.
00:12:20Hey. Oh, yeah, Mum.
00:12:23Oh, yeah, we're fine.
00:12:25Just doing its final checks and that.
00:12:28Yeah, yeah, when the first person arrives.
00:12:32Yeah, yeah, fine, fine.
00:12:34Yeah, later.
00:12:38Clean up now!
00:12:40Okay.
00:12:58Oh, great, we're here.
00:13:10Oh, finally.
00:13:11It'd be so good to just relax and not have to think about my duties. And I've just got one last email to send.
00:13:26Oh, okay. I'll go and grab the keys.
00:13:30Oh, excuse me.
00:13:34Morning.
00:13:35Sorry a bit, Larry.
00:13:36No problem.
00:13:37We're just finished.
00:13:38I've got the keys here for you.
00:13:40Oh, thank you.
00:13:42I'll give these to my boss.
00:13:43Right.
00:13:44I'll just go grab my colleague.
00:13:50I'll just go grab my colleague.
00:13:57Sorry a bit, Larry.
00:13:58No problem.
00:13:59We're just finished.
00:14:00I've got the keys here for you.
00:14:01Oh, thank you.
00:14:02I'll give these to my boss.
00:14:03Right.
00:14:04I'll just go grab my colleague.
00:14:06It's okay.
00:14:07Okay.
00:14:08I'm just using these last little bits.
00:14:09Bebbs, Bebbs.
00:14:10I'm going to make a dash to the train.
00:14:11All right.
00:14:12Me empty wants to now.
00:14:13Oh, no.
00:14:15And I am going to go, no.
00:14:16I'll go, no, no, you're good.
00:14:17I'm going, no.
00:14:18I'm going to go for it.
00:14:19I'm going to go.
00:14:20Oh, no.
00:14:24I'm going to go.
00:14:25I'm going to go.
00:14:26I'm going to go there.
00:14:27Bye.
00:14:28I'm going to go!
00:14:29Oh, and I'll go.
00:14:30I'll give you one more time.
00:14:31Who wants to go, all the way?
00:14:32What are you doing?
00:14:33Okay, I'm just doing these last little bits.
00:14:34a cadastral train all right me auntie wants her nails doing and she's always
00:14:37generous I'll see you later sweet
00:14:48I'm shooting up have a lovely step oh thank you
00:14:54I think I'll get a question now she just went to relax and right into the yeti over here
00:15:04oh are you sure you'll be okay you might just oh yes there's a little shop just down the road
00:15:10a corner shop have you ever been in a shop before is it like handrains
00:15:24yeah
00:15:30yeah
00:15:36yeah
00:15:39yeah
00:15:41yeah
00:15:45yeah
00:15:49yeah
00:15:51Oh, wow, you really are letting it all hang out, aren't you, Princess?
00:16:07Oh, you should put a cardigan on in case of the paparazzi.
00:16:11Oh, and to keep you warm.
00:16:13What?
00:16:15I'll have to run now, Princess.
00:16:17Excuse me.
00:16:18Oh.
00:16:19I've got to go and do a shift at the teabag factory and have a hot pot.
00:16:26Oh, you do amuse me, Princess.
00:16:29Call me Princess again and I'll show you how amusing I can be.
00:16:34There are, love.
00:16:35Sorry, love.
00:16:50I mean, madam, I've just left my phone.
00:16:53I'll just grab it.
00:16:54Oh, don't mind me.
00:17:13No!
00:17:14Listen, I've had the place redecorated.
00:17:21Now, I've already put in some scratches so they'll knock 10% off, but you'll have to pay for the rest.
00:17:27Maybe it's time your constituencies and your wife found out what it is you get up to.
00:17:40Don't get funny with me, buddy boy.
00:17:42I've still got the photos.
00:17:45You've got plenty of money.
00:17:47Good.
00:17:50That's better.
00:17:52Now, I'll want it in my account by the end of the day.
00:17:58Who was that?
00:17:59Mayor.
00:18:00What?
00:18:01I used to date him about 10 years back.
00:18:05You wouldn't believe the dirt I've got on him.
00:18:08Oh, my gosh.
00:18:12That's a girl I feel sorry for.
00:18:15Anyway, what can I do for you, lover boy?
00:18:19I've come to see Gemma.
00:18:21Oh, she's not here.
00:18:22She's at our holiday cottage.
00:18:25You've got a holiday cottage?
00:18:26Yes.
00:18:27Well, kind of.
00:18:29Anyway, she'll be back in a few hours.
00:18:35This is well bizarre.
00:18:38Maybe we're dog-stangers.
00:18:41I think they're a bit more than look-alikes, flower.
00:18:44So, what are we?
00:18:46Who's your dad?
00:18:48Well, my father is king of a small island under British rule.
00:18:54That's good.
00:18:55Because my mum's the queen of she, beloved.
00:18:57Is she broken?
00:19:00Mum, he was born in this country.
00:19:03They had to reside here during the coup.
00:19:06The island of my mum is prone to it, unfortunately.
00:19:08We did try to move back.
00:19:11But ended up right here.
00:19:14So, technically, my father is nothing more than a lord.
00:19:20Well, that sucks.
00:19:22Was your dad a bit of a lathario?
00:19:24I beg your pardon?
00:19:26I never met my dad.
00:19:28My mum says they were like ships passing at night.
00:19:31He might have delivered more than a night, would they?
00:19:33I mean, 33 years ago.
00:19:36When's your birthday?
00:19:38April 1st.
00:19:40Mine too.
00:19:44But...
00:19:44I'm 39.
00:19:47Fine, alright.
00:19:49I'm 39.
00:19:51We're Rosely twins.
00:19:53Everything matches.
00:19:53Well, how are we going to find out?
00:19:56Hang on.
00:20:01Where are you?
00:20:02I've got a question for you, Mum.
00:20:04Alright, let's be out.
00:20:06Was my old man a king or the lord?
00:20:09What are you talking about?
00:20:11Are you taking the mix?
00:20:13No, do you reckon he was?
00:20:15He were barely a cult, just a love.
00:20:18Well, I don't suppose you had two kids and gave one away.
00:20:24Have you been drinking again?
00:20:37I mean, it's impossible.
00:20:39My mother gave birth to me.
00:20:40Well, it's a mystery.
00:20:46Hold on.
00:20:48You're kidding me.
00:20:50What?
00:20:51I'm just dreaming.
00:20:52Wait.
00:20:54Who did you have like?
00:20:57You're not dreaming.
00:20:59It's real.
00:21:00Look, I'm going to have to go soon.
00:21:03Why?
00:21:04Yeah, I've got to get back on the grind.
00:21:06I can't sit here with you all day, being a princess.
00:21:08Well, it's not all it's cracked up to be, I can assure you.
00:21:15Yeah, well, try being me.
00:21:17Trying to scrape by with a boring boyfriend who I'm pretty sure can't stand me right now,
00:21:23let alone me mother.
00:21:24Christ!
00:21:26She's not nice.
00:21:29Well, I wouldn't say that, but she's just complicated.
00:21:34She must be doing all right, though.
00:21:37She has a second property.
00:21:39So what's so bad about your life, princess?
00:21:41Well, I'm expected to act a certain way, inject a certain image, and, well, I just don't feel true to myself.
00:21:56I have to have dinners with nords, ladies, politicians, kings, and queens sometimes.
00:22:02I mean, I even used to date William before we met Kate.
00:22:07Seriously?
00:22:09Yes.
00:22:11It's just such an effort having to dress up all the time and be so demure.
00:22:21What is it?
00:22:23Well, we went to a gala a few weeks ago, and there was a lady playing the piano.
00:22:35I've been learning the piano for years, and I stopped to listen to her.
00:22:44But my mother wouldn't let me.
00:22:48She said she was nearly the hire to help.
00:22:50I just didn't understand why they made me learn to play, if I wasn't ever able to.
00:23:01I felt so trapped.
00:23:05And she just looked so free.
00:23:08Well, I can tell you being the hire to help ain't what it's cracked up to be.
00:23:14I'd love to feel in part and, you know, be the centre of attention.
00:23:20Why don't we swap places for a week?
00:23:31You're having a laugh, aren't you?
00:23:33No, I'm being serious.
00:23:35A week?
00:23:39Why not?
00:23:40We're identical.
00:23:42We just need to go over everything that we need to know.
00:23:44Fulker it.
00:23:51Mine out.
00:23:53You're serious, that's too.
00:23:54Fulker it.
00:24:30Sorry. I know it's late. How are you getting on? Getting there. I have an idea. Keep me with it. Well, I know a photographer and I can get access to his studio in the morning so he could go through the physical side of it all. What do you mean?
00:25:00Well, you walk like a member of Oasis. No offence. None taken. I need to teach you how to walk, talk and eat like a princess. What next? Poop like a princess?
00:25:14How vulgar. I've got my work hard for me. Sorry. You get some sleep now. You've got to start early before my family arrives.
00:25:26I want to talk like a princess.
00:25:34I want to talk like a princess. I want to dress to impress like a princess.
00:25:51But I'm not going to be your princess. I'm going to be my own princess. My own princess.
00:26:02Be my own princess.
00:26:09I am going to talk like a princess.
00:26:16I am going to walk like a princess.
00:26:23I am going to walk like a princess.
00:26:24I am going to walk like a princess.
00:26:25I am going to be my own princess.
00:26:30I am going to be my own princess.
00:26:44Oh princess.
00:26:56If I want to know where I am.
00:27:01Yeah, me mum and me boyfriend wanna know where I am.
00:27:07You want to do this?
00:27:10Sure.
00:27:12Yeah.
00:27:14Yeah.
00:27:15I'll get Connie to pick you up from here.
00:27:18And I'll get a new Uber to take to my death.
00:27:24Well, don't... I don't know if there's an Uber and it doesn't hide.
00:27:29We're gonna have to swap clothes too.
00:27:34Oh, this is really comfy.
00:27:38Well, I'm gonna have to do something and straighten that shoulders back.
00:27:45You know, good luck.
00:27:47I'll get a taxi to pick you up and drop me off at mine.
00:27:49It'll just opposite the flower shop.
00:27:54I'm nervous.
00:27:55Well, I'd say, don't we, but me mum can be a bit scarier sometimes.
00:28:12Morning. You all right?
00:28:15Lewis, your family's waiting for you at the holiday, Cartier.
00:28:20Spiffing.
00:28:22One's high tea.
00:28:24High tea?
00:28:25Yeah, like cucumber sandwiches and all that.
00:28:29All that?
00:28:31Are you playing with me?
00:28:35Oh.
00:28:36Yeah.
00:28:37Yeah.
00:28:38Um, you got me.
00:28:41After you, your own highness.
00:28:43What?
00:28:44Child.
00:28:46I do...
00:28:47Do...
00:28:48I...
00:28:49I do.
00:28:50And...
00:28:51...
00:28:53I...
00:28:54I...
00:28:55I...
00:28:56...
00:28:57I...
00:28:58I...
00:28:59You have a bug.
00:29:00I do.
00:29:04I do.
00:29:06I do.
00:29:08I do.
00:29:10I do.
00:29:12Have a book.
00:29:14What about you, Ed?
00:29:16Bloody old Jenna.
00:29:18I only saw you yesterday.
00:29:20You'd been on the extra-and-siders last night.
00:29:24Well, then.
00:29:28Oh.
00:29:36Well, well, well.
00:29:38The Princess returns.
00:29:40Her Majesty has deigned to share her presence.
00:29:44Excuse me.
00:29:46I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:49So, look.
00:29:51Was Gemma with you last night?
00:29:53No, I thought she was back here.
00:29:58Well, erm, I just fancy the night out.
00:30:03I mean, is that a cry?
00:30:06Do what you like.
00:30:08I had to entertain your dopey boyfriend.
00:30:11Oh, Miles, for God's sake.
00:30:15Bloody old lad, it's like looking in a butcher's window.
00:30:18Cover yourself up.
00:30:19James.
00:30:20Can we, er, can we have a chat later?
00:30:23Can we find the house?
00:30:24You can try, er, can we?
00:30:25No, it's like.
00:30:26How to do it.
00:30:27Yes.
00:30:28And it's like, I have to leave a little bit.
00:30:29Before he meets the airport,
00:30:30I think there'll be a lot of guys that are here.
00:30:32In fact, he's very smart.
00:30:33You can try to keep it tight.
00:30:34Can we go to the office?
00:30:35Do you think I do the house before we thank the house?
00:30:37Do you think that I'm here?
00:30:38I don't know.
00:30:39Oh, I hope it's hard.
00:30:40I don't know.
00:30:41I don't know.
00:30:42I don't know.
00:30:43I don't know.
00:30:44I don't know.
00:30:45I don't know.
00:30:46I don't know.
00:30:47I don't know.
00:30:48It's a bad boy.
00:30:49It's a good boy.
00:30:50Oh, Connie.
00:30:55Oh, thank God.
00:30:56Were they stuck here without any help for an hour?
00:30:59It's been frightful.
00:31:01We're dying for a cup of tea.
00:31:02I've no idea how the contraption works.
00:31:05The thing.
00:31:07You mean the kettle.
00:31:09Or that.
00:31:10Don't worry, Your Majesty.
00:31:12I'll make the tea.
00:31:14Is Diana here yet?
00:31:16She's outside in the courtyard.
00:31:18Oh, God.
00:31:21Right.
00:31:23Oh, what's the matter, Your Majesty?
00:31:25Since when do you call Father now, Your Majesty and Lady?
00:31:29I'm sorry about that.
00:31:32Did Nancy do your make-up?
00:31:35It's too much.
00:31:36You look like one of those American princesses.
00:31:39I did my make-up.
00:31:41Well, it looks like you've used a spray can, darling.
00:31:44Have your sister do it.
00:31:46Nancy has the week off.
00:31:48Diana?
00:31:48Diana?
00:31:49Yes, Diana.
00:31:51Go on.
00:31:52Shoo, shoo.
00:31:57Hey, sis.
00:32:01You've never called me sis before.
00:32:02Um, heavens, who did your make-up?
00:32:07A mortician?
00:32:09Um, Mother's asked you to help me.
00:32:13Fine.
00:32:14Oh, it's great.
00:32:28Don't make habit of it.
00:32:31Thank you, Diana.
00:32:32I don't think you've thanked me for anything.
00:32:36Oh.
00:32:39Sorry.
00:32:41And you've never apologised, either.
00:32:43Did you get a visit from three ghosts last night?
00:32:46Did they know they're too late for Christmas?
00:32:47Oh, it's nice.
00:32:50So, what do you think about the holiday cottage?
00:32:54I don't know what possessed you to book this, when we could have gone to Uncle Giles' chateau in Monaco.
00:32:58I think it's nice to switch things up a little.
00:33:04How odd today, Corinthia.
00:33:06Very, very odd.
00:33:08I'm just happy to see you.
00:33:10Ew.
00:33:11Look, just pick out a nice dress.
00:33:14Daddy's been invited to Lord Withnail's latest gathering.
00:33:16Where to make our token appearances.
00:33:17Is it going to be part?
00:33:23Lords, dignitaries, royalty.
00:33:26Not for us at all, darling.
00:33:29Did you bang your head?
00:33:30All right, love.
00:33:52Post my bed, will you?
00:33:53All right, love.
00:33:54Post my bed, will you?
00:34:00And they are gonna find out
00:34:07Yes, they're gonna find out
00:34:10About you
00:34:12I know you see it
00:34:14Imposter
00:34:17Imposter
00:34:21Um, this is an open bar, is it not?
00:34:28The bar is paid for, yes.
00:34:30The bar is paid for, yes.
00:34:33Drink, Connie?
00:34:36I can't. I'm working.
00:34:40I think you just need to relax.
00:34:42You look a little uptight.
00:34:51Come on, let's go out.
00:34:52Better get off soon, covering someone's shift
00:35:00I really want to go clubbing tonight instead
00:35:05Oh, why don't you?
00:35:07Cos if I don't work, I don't get paid
00:35:09Don't get paid, can't pay me bill
00:35:12On and on it goes, right?
00:35:14You can't just ask for some money off your parents
00:35:16My jailbird, Daddy
00:35:18If you're a loob buried somewhere, it wouldn't tell me where it was
00:35:22Mum's more broke than me
00:35:24How long have we known each other now?
00:35:32Blimey
00:35:32What were we?
00:35:35Ball, pies, back in primary school
00:35:38And a lifetime of shenanigans ever since
00:35:41Did I ever tell you about me, Dad?
00:35:46Only that your mum didn't know who it was
00:35:49Would you think she's lying about that?
00:35:53Honestly, I never know where you're, Mark
00:35:56What, she's a lover?
00:36:00She got ready for miles
00:36:01Yeah
00:36:04Look, if you're going to dump him, let him down gently, alright?
00:36:10He's a nice guy
00:36:11Why would she, I mean, why would I dump him?
00:36:14Don't bow on me, Grant, do you remember her?
00:36:16Or Daphne Breen
00:36:17Eh?
00:36:18Oh, never mind
00:36:19Go easy on him, alright?
00:36:24Yeah, okay
00:36:25Do you know the way to Nashall?
00:36:28That's where we've got a meeting
00:36:29You don't remember?
00:36:31Well, not exactly, no
00:36:32Throw her cab with me, we'll dump you off on the way, sweet
00:36:34Honestly, Carinthia, I've never seen you act like that before
00:37:01What were you drinking?
00:37:13Not beer, was it?
00:37:14It was bitter, Papa
00:37:17A princess does not drink bitter beer, lager
00:37:23Or anything you might find in a public house
00:37:27Unless it's high-class spirits
00:37:30Like champagne
00:37:32And good champagne at that
00:37:35Can I not drink cider?
00:37:39What? It was a genuine question
00:37:41Listen, Carinthia
00:37:42You need to start to improve your behaviour
00:37:45We have our reputation to uphold
00:37:48Joke some decorum
00:37:52Not that, okay
00:37:53Well, that went surprisingly well
00:38:04Anyway, what's a decorum?
00:38:08It's like pity kids
00:38:12You took classes in it
00:38:14Oh
00:38:16You've upset your father, young lady
00:38:26I'm 39, you're mad
00:38:28Mother
00:38:29Well, perhaps you should act like it
00:38:33Now, we have something important for you to do next week
00:38:36Father has some friends in Switzerland
00:38:38Very upper crust
00:38:40He's told them you spent two years at RADA
00:38:42And performed plays across Europe
00:38:45Why'd you tell them that?
00:38:48Because you did, Carinthia
00:38:50So, we'd like you to do a short performance for them
00:38:54We've booked a rehearsal space in two days
00:38:57We'll let you know what play it is when we decide
00:39:00But you know them all off by heart anyway
00:39:03Gee
00:39:05Thanks
00:39:07Stick to her leg glue
00:39:10Make sure she's focused
00:39:12And no more foolishness
00:39:14Okay, Connie?
00:39:16Yes, Your Majesty
00:39:18Wiles?
00:39:33Hello?
00:39:37Are you here?
00:39:42Myles?
00:39:45Myles?
00:39:49Myles?
00:39:50Myles?
00:39:50Myles?
00:41:51You say you could play music.
00:41:52I mean, I know you went to acting school, but music, you should have said.
00:41:59People like me don't get to show off, really.
00:42:03Besides, one cares.
00:42:05I care.
00:42:06I love music.
00:42:10You do?
00:42:12You know I do.
00:42:13I used to play when I was younger.
00:42:14Well, no one here is as good as I.
00:42:18That was brilliant.
00:42:26This place is losing.
00:42:27Yeah, it's not a bad place to work, is it?
00:42:34What do you do?
00:42:37James, I told you about this last time I was here.
00:42:41Like, you and your own pub sometimes, I saw it.
00:42:43I'm the maintenance guy, so I make sure the stage mechanics and the sound are ticked up.
00:42:52How marvelous.
00:42:53I need to lock up now, okay?
00:43:01So, why don't we go for a walk and go to the pub?
00:43:05Have a game of darts?
00:43:08Yeah, let's have a game of darts and a few drinks.
00:43:10Um, why don't we go on a walk?
00:43:17I mean, it's a lovely day out and, well, do you know any good viewpoints?
00:43:25Sure, yeah.
00:43:26And maybe we can have a chat about things.
00:43:36You sure it's not dodgy?
00:43:38Would I do anything dodgy?
00:43:41Yeah, where'd you get him?
00:43:43They're in the line at, uh, a jewelers I do some cleaning at.
00:43:47They were just going to throw it out, don't we?
00:43:49Ow!
00:43:50Not a cabbage trace.
00:43:52It's a story.
00:43:56Hey, what's it up, innit?
00:43:59These are some diamonds.
00:44:01Of course, I'll give them a cut once we've sold it.
00:44:04What I need you to do is to pass it off on a couple of pawnshops in town.
00:44:09Why can't you do it?
00:44:11You know I would, but I've hurt my knee.
00:44:13And technically, I'm on disability benefits,
00:44:16so, uh, they can't sit me rushing up and downtown.
00:44:20You know, between pawnshops.
00:44:23Hmm.
00:44:23Think about it.
00:44:25I don't think too long, love.
00:44:26Come on, careful.
00:44:39You all right?
00:44:40Yeah.
00:44:43You know,
00:44:44it's so beautiful out here.
00:44:47It's so peaceful.
00:44:48Yeah, I know.
00:44:51It's...
00:44:51It's...
00:44:53Well, I come up here quite a lot, you know,
00:44:54to clear my head and...
00:44:56Yeah, I can see why.
00:45:00Really?
00:45:01Well, this...
00:45:02This isn't your cup of tea, James.
00:45:04Right?
00:45:05You...
00:45:05You never really wanted to do this.
00:45:08More for me, innit?
00:45:11Yeah, I suppose.
00:45:16You cold?
00:45:17Yeah, it's chillier than I thought.
00:45:22Come here.
00:45:27This isn't normal.
00:45:28Really?
00:45:29Yeah.
00:45:31But right now, normally it's a
00:45:34Huggins woke and
00:45:35flack your ass off.
00:45:41What did you need to tell me?
00:45:47Do you think we're good together?
00:45:51What do you mean?
00:45:53I don't know.
00:45:54Sometimes I feel like
00:45:55you're not really that into me.
00:45:58No, I'm sorry.
00:46:00Sometimes I just get
00:46:01caught up in myself.
00:46:03Look,
00:46:04you're really warm-hearted
00:46:06and you're wonderful.
00:46:07I mean,
00:46:08that's...
00:46:09That's a bit forward of me to say.
00:46:12Not really, James.
00:46:13Like, we...
00:46:14We have been going out
00:46:15for a year now.
00:46:22Come on.
00:46:24Shall we get you home?
00:46:25Something the matter.
00:46:51You won't care, sister.
00:46:54You never do.
00:46:55Of course I do.
00:46:57Shouldn't you be offering
00:46:58a grovelling apology
00:46:59to Mumsy and Dadsy?
00:47:01Dadsy already gave me
00:47:02a rollicking.
00:47:04Rollicking?
00:47:05Yeah, you know what I mean.
00:47:09Must say,
00:47:10I find it rather amusing.
00:47:11Okay.
00:47:11Okay, sis.
00:47:19What's his name?
00:47:20What's he doing?
00:47:22How on earth do you know?
00:47:25Hmm.
00:47:26I knew that not.
00:47:28Come on then,
00:47:29Maradie Bomb.
00:47:33It's Nathaniel.
00:47:35He's up to his old tricks again.
00:47:37Father is insistent
00:47:39that he's going to make
00:47:39an excellent husband,
00:47:41but he's only considering
00:47:43Nathaniel's family
00:47:44and their standing.
00:47:46As for Nathaniel himself.
00:47:49So there's more on that?
00:47:52Yes.
00:47:54I suppose so.
00:47:58He might have been born
00:47:59with wealth,
00:48:00but not so much of a brain.
00:48:02You think that is
00:48:05Nathaniel done?
00:48:09He can't keep
00:48:10his hands off the maids.
00:48:13His father set a fire
00:48:15several of the house staff
00:48:16for fraternising
00:48:16with Nathaniel
00:48:17after dark.
00:48:19Yeah.
00:48:20So he can't be trusted?
00:48:22God, it's ridiculous.
00:48:24These men in high society
00:48:25are almost expected
00:48:26to behave like this
00:48:27and suffer no consequences.
00:48:30Hmm.
00:48:30You should suffer consequences,
00:48:33like a swift knee
00:48:34to the family jewels.
00:48:35Sister!
00:48:38Perhaps you're right.
00:48:41Besides,
00:48:42those 12 months
00:48:44studying judo
00:48:45under Grandmaster Takashi
00:48:46that father paid for,
00:48:48I suppose I could
00:48:49put them to good use.
00:48:53Well,
00:48:55what's over you two?
00:48:56Don't settle
00:49:00for second best.
00:49:03Always follow your heart.
00:49:06I mean,
00:49:07you might not always
00:49:08be right.
00:49:10Would it be your bad?
00:49:13And not father's judgment?
00:49:18I suppose I should
00:49:19get ready to face him.
00:49:21I'm going to Nathaniel's
00:49:22family manor tonight
00:49:23with Mumsy and Dadsy.
00:49:24Forget the bit
00:49:29about the knee
00:49:30to the spuds.
00:49:31Just be firm
00:49:36and honest.
00:49:38Honest.
00:49:38Mm.
00:50:03Cup of tea?
00:50:04I'm sure.
00:50:08I'm not so surprised.
00:50:12You've never made a cup of tea before. You usually
00:50:16ask me. Well, I can assure you
00:50:20I'm great. So sit down, relax, take away off.
00:50:28You seem very different.
00:50:34I'm impressed.
00:50:50It's only a cup of tea, Connie.
00:50:54Anyway, I've been an ugly aunt all day.
00:50:58So if you want to chat, could I?
00:51:02Me? Chat?
00:51:06About what?
00:51:10Your love life?
00:51:12My love life?
00:51:16Good God!
00:51:18If you want to talk about disasters, let's talk about, I don't know, Pompeii or Titanic.
00:51:24So there's no man in your life?
00:51:28No. No man?
00:51:30No woman either.
00:51:34The truth is, working for a family of royals takes all my time.
00:51:40Don't get me wrong.
00:51:42I do love it.
00:51:44But it takes all my time.
00:51:46And I am on call 24-7.
00:51:48Well, we need to set some boundaries and some terms.
00:51:52What?
00:51:54You know, workers' rights and all that.
00:51:56You, of all people, are saying that?
00:52:06Anyway, this tea looks like it needs biscuits.
00:52:12And I know you work with the royals and probably love a rich tea.
00:52:18But I prefer custard cream.
00:52:20Me too!
00:52:22Do you know what?
00:52:24I've got some upstairs in my suitcase.
00:52:28My guilty pleasure.
00:52:30Go grab me.
00:52:32Yeah, I've got my daughter's mate to do it.
00:52:46She's gonna do the one for me.
00:52:48It's a bit spinny, but I reckon there's a fair few grand there.
00:52:53How do you think I've got it?
00:52:56Five-finger discount, mate.
00:52:59Oh, yeah.
00:53:00You'd be surprised at what I've stolen.
00:53:03Ha-ha-ha.
00:53:16What she's told you to do, don't do it.
00:53:18Why not?
00:53:19Well, I think she's doing something unlawful.
00:53:21So, God, right?
00:53:23So what?
00:53:24You can't take the risk for someone else.
00:53:26Lighten up, gems.
00:53:29You've been well uptight lately.
00:53:32Come on.
00:53:33Let's have a rave.
00:53:35Come on.
00:53:36Come on.
00:53:37I'm in love with the red.
00:53:38Oh, gosh.
00:53:40Look at my rave.
00:53:41That's all the strings.
00:53:42Come on.
00:53:43Come on.
00:53:44Come on.
00:53:45Come on.
00:53:46You're a little bit more in the red.
00:53:47Oh, gosh.
00:53:48Look at my rave.
00:53:49My rave.
00:53:50That's all the strings.
00:53:51Come on.
00:53:52That's all the strings.
00:53:53Come on.
00:53:58That's more like it.
00:54:02Please speak.
00:54:32This is, this is much nicer.
00:54:47It is actually.
00:54:52It is.
00:55:10I say, what are you two girls doing?
00:55:27We were just dancing, Your Majesty.
00:55:30Dancing? Why?
00:55:32I was teaching her how to dance.
00:55:36If I had a reason for Carina to dance,
00:55:38we would have hired a teacher from the Royal London School of Ballet to teach her.
00:55:46We tried that once, Ralph.
00:55:48She has no rhythm, like Bambi on ice.
00:55:51Oh, yeah, it's yes, of course.
00:55:55A word, Connie.
00:56:05Come and sit.
00:56:07But, right, can we tell you, my gentleman?
00:56:11I think you need to start to focus a bit.
00:56:16We've got a busy year ahead.
00:56:18It's very important that everybody is on the ball.
00:56:22We have a reputation, too.
00:56:24Right, you are, Kingy.
00:56:26Kingy?
00:56:27Kingy?
00:56:28Sorry, Father.
00:56:29I want to see your midsummer night's dream.
00:56:39Oh, my best.
00:56:41Perhaps, Amelette?
00:56:43What?
00:56:45Prepare yourself.
00:56:47You will do a pre-run the day after tomorrow.
00:56:52And then next week, you'll perform in Switzerland.
00:56:59This is bad.
00:57:00I mean, I haven't acted in years in Shakespeare.
00:57:04It's so old.
00:57:06He's dead, isn't he?
00:57:08I should hope so.
00:57:12I should hope so.
00:57:12To be or not to be
00:57:25It's just too much for me
00:57:30I'm not what you want me to be
00:57:35To be or not to be
00:57:40To be
00:58:04Or not to be
00:58:08Or not to be
00:58:08To be
00:58:10Or not to be
00:58:16To be
00:58:18It's just too much for me
00:58:22I'm not what you want me to be
00:58:25I'm not what you want me to be
00:58:27I'm not what you want me to be
00:58:29I'm not what you want me to be
00:58:33I'm not what you want me to be
00:58:34I'm not what you want me to be
00:58:35I'm not what you want me to be
00:58:36You all right?
00:58:43Oh, you finished for a day?
00:58:46Yeah, no.
00:58:47We need to get off now because there's a booking.
00:58:49But I need to meet at PA.
00:58:52Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:58:54I'll stay out, you're right.
00:58:57And then we can go to the park.
00:59:06I...
00:59:16Oh, no, it's Miss Frempton.
00:59:18Is it?
00:59:19I think it's OK?
00:59:21Yeah.
00:59:22The lights are on.
00:59:23The theatre's yours.
00:59:24The caretaker will be back later to lock up when you're done.
00:59:27And I just need to go back inside to pack some stuff away
00:59:29and then I'll be gone.
00:59:34This is...
00:59:36King Ralph, Queen Christine and their daughter, Princess Diana,
00:59:41of the Isle of Marwood.
00:59:43Erm, it's...
00:59:44It's a real honour to meet you.
00:59:46I'm so sorry about my squirt with my parents.
00:59:49Oh, not at all.
00:59:50You've copped with them working very hard.
00:59:52I do my best.
00:59:54Can you show us to the theatre?
00:59:57Miss Corinthians, doing warm-up exercises, apparently.
01:00:03This way.
01:00:04Right.
01:00:05You get ready and then head over to the maze sage.
01:00:14Do you want me to tell you where it is?
01:00:16I know where it is.
01:00:18Oh.
01:00:19Well, good luck then.
01:00:27Oh.
01:00:28Sorry.
01:00:29I...
01:00:30I thought...
01:00:31I...
01:00:32I...
01:00:33I...
01:00:34I...
01:00:35I...
01:00:36I...
01:00:37I...
01:00:38I...
01:00:39I...
01:00:40I...
01:00:41I...
01:00:42It...
01:00:43...
01:00:44I...
01:00:45I...
01:00:46I...
01:00:48I...
01:00:49Rebecca?
01:00:50What's going on?
01:00:59Come on, darling.
01:01:04We haven't got all day.
01:01:06What's the matter with you?
01:01:17You've been through Summer Night's Dream a hundred times.
01:01:21I'm so stressed.
01:01:23I've got so much going on here.
01:01:24I just can't remember anything.
01:01:27Can you remember anything?
01:01:29I need you to be my own king.
01:01:41Fine, fine.
01:01:54Romeo.
01:01:57Romeo.
01:01:59It'll be full of art.
01:02:04Benefit you.
01:02:07Can I bow,
01:02:11will not
01:02:12but be swooned by love.
01:02:18Can I no longer be a cabinet?
01:02:22What did I do?
01:02:34What did I do?
01:02:39Are you okay, Your Majesty?
01:02:51It's silly, really.
01:02:53I just got bittersweet memories of that play.
01:02:57I was watching a performance of Romeo and Juliet when my water broke.
01:03:01Well, not very real behaviour on my part.
01:03:05I'll be back out in a second.
01:03:09Is she okay?
01:03:13Yes.
01:03:15She'll be back soon.
01:03:17I think we'll call it a dance performance.
01:03:20It was okay. I liked it, Corincy.
01:03:23But I think we were doing better off with one of the other plays.
01:03:29Mother wasn't the fan.
01:03:31Well, I think it was a play she was watching while she was in labour.
01:03:38Oh dear.
01:03:44Oh my darling child.
01:03:46My little Juliet.
01:03:48I do wonder where you are.
01:03:50Mother, are you okay?
01:04:02I'm sorry my darling. I was being silly.
01:04:04Did you change already?
01:04:08I'm just very free.
01:04:12Who's Juliet?
01:04:14I'll wake up once. We can join you there.
01:04:18I'll wake up once. We can join you there.
01:04:20I'll wake up once. We can join you there.
01:04:24Well, that's what Stacy said. Your mother's old cellmate.
01:04:28Well, that's what Stacey said.
01:04:52Your mother's old cellmate.
01:04:54That's impossible.
01:04:56Is it, Jenna?
01:04:58We're twins.
01:04:59I mean, I know she messed up, but I just can't imagine her stealing a baby.
01:05:14Enemy.
01:05:15Sorry.
01:05:16His Majesty wants his golf cardigan.
01:05:19We simply can't play without it, apparently.
01:05:22Who'd have thought that Jumper would have been so important, eh?
01:05:26Oh, my.
01:05:27Oh, my.
01:05:31Oh, my.
01:05:36Oh, my.
01:05:37Oh.
01:05:38Oh.
01:05:39Oh.
01:05:40Oh.
01:05:41Oh.
01:05:42Oh.
01:05:43Oh.
01:05:44Oh.
01:05:45Oh.
01:05:46Oh.
01:05:47Oh.
01:05:48Oh.
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01:06:09Are you OK?
01:06:10Carinthia?
01:06:12Yeah. That's me.
01:06:20Gemma.
01:06:29So was you this past week.
01:06:32I knew something was different.
01:06:36You're the bitter drinker.
01:06:39Bitter.
01:06:42That's not important.
01:06:50I'll let Gemma explain. It's all got rather complicated.
01:06:55So better be good.
01:07:00Your devious mother, sublet of this place, we don't even know, ain't it?
01:07:04I met Carinthia when you checked in.
01:07:07I mean, it was obvious we were related and we just wanted to know the truth.
01:07:10But you swapped places.
01:07:15Curious, eh?
01:07:17She was tired of her life and...
01:07:20Well, I just wanted to know what it felt like to be a princess for a while.
01:07:24I mean, we knew deep down it had something to do with my mum, if I can even call her that.
01:07:34But...
01:07:36What did she do?
01:07:37Well, it turns out she stole her baby when she was in prison on the basis of the mother didn't need to.
01:07:45That's awful.
01:07:47Yeah, and the King and Queen kept it quiet.
01:07:49Well, I never heard anything about it.
01:07:54I can assure you.
01:07:56Yeah, but we need proof.
01:07:58We need to get evidence off my mum.
01:08:02You have to tell the King and Queen.
01:08:04We need to sort me...
01:08:07Tracy out for this.
01:08:09And then we'll tell the King.
01:08:11I kept wondering why your voice was different.
01:08:14And the accent kept slipping.
01:08:19Look.
01:08:21This is the real me.
01:08:23I'm just a gobby Yorkshire lass.
01:08:26Yeah.
01:08:29I quite like it.
01:08:34I don't know what...
01:08:36this means between us, though.
01:08:41Us?
01:08:44I like you.
01:08:46I really like you.
01:08:50Oh.
01:08:52Well...
01:09:16This will take some explaining to do.
01:09:19To my employers.
01:09:23Oh.
01:09:26Juliette.
01:09:42What are you doing in my room?
01:09:45How could you?
01:09:47What?
01:09:48That's nothing.
01:09:50Why did you lie to me, Tracy?
01:09:53How did you find out?
01:09:54Well, it turns out...
01:09:57I met my twin sister, the bona fide princess,
01:10:00when my real family checked into the holiday cottage.
01:10:03Royals.
01:10:05I knew they were rich, but royals.
01:10:07I've got an idea.
01:10:09You're coming with me to the cottage.
01:10:11I'm not. We're going to the police.
01:10:13Oh, don't test me.
01:10:15After all, you're not my daughter, are you?
01:10:18Now, come on!
01:10:19Get out of me!
01:10:20Oh!
01:10:21Christed Creams?
01:10:22Are you sure?
01:10:24Live a little.
01:10:26There's no other way to say it no more, Daddy.
01:10:27You've not brought Shane on the farm without you.
01:10:28No.
01:10:29But...
01:10:31I have a confession to make.
01:10:33Over the past week, it hasn't been me.
01:10:34Sorry, girl.
01:10:35You were here this long, weren't you?
01:10:36It wasn't me.
01:10:37She might have started her experimental phase.
01:10:38But...
01:10:40I'm not a fool.
01:10:41I'm not a fool.
01:10:42There's no other way to say it no more, Daddy.
01:10:44You've not brought Shane on the farm without you.
01:10:46No.
01:10:47But...
01:10:49I have a confession to make.
01:10:52Over the past week, it hasn't been me.
01:10:56Silly girl.
01:10:58You were here this long, weren't you?
01:11:00It wasn't me.
01:11:02She might have started her experimental phase, darling.
01:11:06What have you taken, Carinthia?
01:11:11I'm not high.
01:11:13Let me shed some light.
01:11:18It couldn't be.
01:11:20My Juliet.
01:11:21It must be you.
01:11:22Not so fast, Queenie.
01:11:25Stay there.
01:11:26Who are you?
01:11:27I'm her mother.
01:11:29You're not!
01:11:30I raise you, you ungrateful cow!
01:11:34Oi, you!
01:11:35Here!
01:11:37You aren't Princessed Anne.
01:11:40What in heavens is happening, Mummy?
01:11:43Get me the police.
01:11:55Now!
01:11:57What?
01:11:58You're taking this too far, aren't you?
01:11:59Is he stopping?
01:12:00It was too late!
01:12:01I ain't going anywhere without some royal treasure.
01:12:04Oh, sure.
01:12:05We've got the crown jewels in our suitcase.
01:12:07Don't try and fool me, King moron.
01:12:10You wouldn't go anywhere without thousands of quid's worth of valuables on you.
01:12:14I bet Queenie doesn't leave the house without some diamonds on her person.
01:12:18So hand it over.
01:12:19This family reunion is going to be short-lived.
01:12:22I've got time.
01:12:23Treasure, jewels, valuables.
01:12:28Now!
01:12:29I have nothing.
01:12:31Oh, come on.
01:12:32Otherwise Gemma or Juliet or whatever her bleeding name is, now she's going to get it.
01:12:37What about a bank transfer?
01:12:38Good idea.
01:12:39I like you, Princess.
01:12:40I want a million quid.
01:12:41Now!
01:12:42For God's sake, Daddy, just let me.
01:12:43Hey!
01:12:44It'll be quicker if I do it.
01:12:45Fine.
01:12:46Get on with it.
01:12:47Put it in your account number.
01:12:48Hey!
01:12:49Yeah!
01:12:50Go on, Mummy!
01:12:51Oh!
01:12:52Oh!
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01:13:18Oh!
01:13:19Good thing we had that year learning from Grandmaster Takashi, hey?
01:13:30We're arresting you on suspicion of theft, handling and distribution of stolen goods, blackmail,
01:13:35kidnapping, attempted assault, attempted murder, and let's see what else.
01:13:41Fraud.
01:13:42Yeah, fraud.
01:13:43You didn't have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you fail to mention one
01:13:47question, anything that you'll later rely on in court.
01:13:50I treated you all right, didn't I?
01:13:52We had some good times, didn't we?
01:13:55Oh!
01:13:56Oh!
01:13:57Oh!
01:13:58What possessed you to switch places with your sister?
01:14:03I just needed a break, Daddy.
01:14:06We can't keep living by all these rules and restrictions.
01:14:09It's almost like you don't trust us to live the lives we've always wished, without being
01:14:14able to hold the family name.
01:14:16I'm sorry, Cointia.
01:14:17I'm sorry it puts so much pressure on you and I.
01:14:23My father did the same with us.
01:14:26It's heavy weight of the crown.
01:14:29But we have to evolve with the times.
01:14:33I mean, some of the traditions are just so archaic.
01:14:36I have to fly to Switzerland next week and not form Shakespeare.
01:14:40Listen, Cointia, really, you don't have to go.
01:14:44No, Daddy, I'll go.
01:14:47But I have a better idea.
01:14:52His Lordship.
01:14:54He loves Chopin, right?
01:14:56Yes.
01:14:58Well, maybe I could play the piano for him instead.
01:15:05Okay, okay.
01:15:09I knew something didn't make sense this last week.
01:15:12Winfrey was rarely that nice to me.
01:15:15I think perhaps his family all need to be a bit more open and respectful with each other.
01:15:20So, what should we call you now, sis?
01:15:22Gemma or Juliet?
01:15:25Well, I'll make us all a brew and then I'll just decide.
01:15:28I mean, I like Gemma, but I really like Juliet.
01:15:32And I guess I know why not.
01:15:35I know.
01:15:36I know.
01:15:37I know.
01:15:44We've got something to tell you along.
01:15:46We've got somebody else.
01:15:47I know.
01:15:48We'll make you happy.
01:15:49And we'll be happy.
01:15:50I know.
01:15:51Bye.
01:15:52We'll be happy.
01:15:53I know.
01:15:55I don't know.
01:15:56Didn't know what to tell you.
01:15:57I don't know that.
01:15:58If you have a mess.
01:15:59You're little better.
01:16:01You are little better.
01:16:02Be happy.
01:16:03I like the rest.
01:16:04You're little better.
01:16:05You're so solutions.
01:16:06You're a little better.
01:16:07I'm sorry, Jan, I'm sorry, like, I can't.
01:16:35I told you, I'm not Jan.
01:16:41Not this again.
01:16:49She's telling the truth of me, Ed.
01:16:54What?
01:16:56I...
01:16:59Gems, I didn't know anything about this.
01:17:09I'm sorry.
01:17:10Yet and all.
01:17:12But go on, big boy.
01:17:14You haven't been blessing.
01:17:16The question is, does your previous officers stand?
01:17:35Well, funnily enough, I kept on me just in case.
01:17:48I'm sorry.
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