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00:00So has Molly asked you to empty out one of your dresser drawers so she could fill it with her
00:09feminine doodads? Nah, she just brings a little overnight bag with her stuff in it. She packs
00:13it in and packs it out like a cat burglar that has sex with me. You haven't found hair curlers
00:20on your toilet tank or a couple of emergency tampons in your medicine chest? Nope, she leaves
00:24the scene of the crime exactly the way she found it and the only fingerprints are on me.
00:30Nice, but be careful. Women are nesters. Sometimes they'll bring something of theirs over and claim
00:35it's a gift for you. I remember once this woman I was seeing bought over a personal vibrator.
00:39Like an idiot, I used it and started mixing margaritas.
00:45You know, come to think of it, Molly recently gave me an agave scrub sponge.
00:49I'm sorry, a what? An agave scrub sponge. What it does is it scrapes all the dead skin
00:54off your body, leaving you silky smooth. Feel this. No.
01:00Seriously, it's like velvet.
01:03Oh man, that's really soft.
01:08Samuel, touch that.
01:10No, I will not touch your arm and I will not pull your finger.
01:13Again.
01:15Taunt the immigrant. Very funny.
01:17Now see, I'm guessing that's something she brought over for herself, but she's saying
01:23this for you. You think?
01:25Absolutely. She's starting to move in. But stay vigilant. Protect your man cave. I'll tell
01:29me one more time. What's the name of that sponge?
01:32I'm not going to make it over tonight, sweetie. Yeah, I got to pull another double shift.
01:38The snowstorm's left us shorthanded and somebody's got to keep the city from crumbling into anarchy
01:42and mob rule. Hand me the Pringles.
01:46No, no, the ranch.
01:49I'll see you tomorrow when I get off of work. I love you too.
01:53Poor thing. She really misses me.
01:55Well, life with a police officer is a life of sacrifice. That's why I've chosen not to
01:59enter into a relationship. Isn't fair to the woman.
02:01I see. It's got nothing to do with her being unwilling to climb in your window after your
02:06grandma falls asleep.
02:08Hey, if a woman's not willing to shimmy up a drain pipe to get a little taste of car
02:12McMillan, then she's too full of herself anyway.
02:15You know what? If we're going to be here for a while, I'm going to kick my shoes off.
02:19Nuh-uh. Leave those nasty things on. I don't want to be breathing your stanky foot funk.
02:24Hey, my socks got soaking wet pushing that car out of the ditch and I don't want to catch
02:27a cold.
02:28So you're going to air them out over the heating vents? You might as well just stick your toes
02:31in my nostrils.
02:33And besides, I told you to wear your galoshes today.
02:35I don't like the galoshes. They compromise the dignity of the uniform.
02:39Right. Kind of like that big glob of pickle relish you got on your badge.
02:45It's salsa.
02:49Regardless, I prefer you to leave your shoes on. It's bad enough to be smelling your breath,
02:53armpits, and backside. We don't need to be adding the smell of your feet and my vomit to the mix.
02:56Hey, I hate to tell you this, but after a double shift, you're not exactly a romp in a flowery meadow.
03:02Hey, every time we've stopped for coffee, I have brushed my teeth, washed my face,
03:06and splashed on a couple of drops of my signature scent.
03:08Yeah, let's talk about your signature scent. What is it exactly?
03:12Because it smells like the inside of a hamster cage.
03:14That's the cedar bark. It also contains sandalwood, clove, and a hint of jasmine.
03:19But I'm guessing those aromatic subtleties are lost on a man who has two blocks of Parmesan cheese for feet.
03:26Fine, let's stop at a drugstore and I'll buy some new socks.
03:28You need to buy some new feet.
03:30You know what? Screw it. The shoes are coming off.
03:33Then I'm opening all the windows.
03:34Fine, it's ten below. We'll both just freeze the death.
03:37I'd rather freeze the death than die from a bad case of Parmesan footlong.
03:40Hey, whatever. It doesn't bother me.
03:42It doesn't bother me either.
03:43Well, I like the cold. Turn on the air conditioning.
03:45Don't think I won't.
03:46Do it. I'll do it.
03:48Well, if I do move in with Maui, it'll definitely cut down on expenses.
03:51Plus, my neighborhood's not exactly the safest for a woman.
03:54Why don't you get a big dog or teach a judo?
03:56No, that's stupid.
03:57How is that stupid?
03:58I don't know. That's what Maui said when I suggested it.
04:02Man, I hate to see you get rid of that apartment.
04:04It's like a quiet sanctuary for me.
04:06Why don't you sublet it? That way you can move out of your grandmother's house.
04:08Well, I can't do that.
04:09But cooking and cleaning for me is what keeps that old woman vital.
04:14And the yard work?
04:15When did this become about me?
04:18I really appreciate you driving today.
04:22Happy to do it.
04:23Is this the farthest the seat goes back?
04:25The problem ain't how far it goes back.
04:26It's how far you go forward.
04:29Tomorrow night, I'm showing up at Christina's house
04:32with a dozen red roses and a box of fine Belgian chocolates.
04:35My lady don't care for no American chocolate.
04:36I can relate. I'm the same way with taffy.
04:40After I went to Atlantic City, I became a bit of a taffy snob.
04:44What are you talking about? I've seen you eat plenty of crappy taffy.
04:46Yeah, but I don't enjoy it.
04:52Anyway, after that, I'm taking her out to dinner.
04:54Five courses, each paired with its own special wine, hand-picked by the in-house sommelier.
04:59That's French for picker of the wine.
05:02Wow, sounds like you're really going all out.
05:04Hey, it's our first Valentine's Day together.
05:06You can't just drive through a Taco Bell or take a bowling.
05:08No, I get it. I went through the same thing last year, man.
05:12Candy, jewelry, carriage ride.
05:14Boy, I'm glad all that romantic crap is behind me.
05:17You're at least going to take her out for dinner, though, aren't you?
05:19She said she didn't want to do anything.
05:21No woman wants to cook on Valentine's Day, and every restaurant is booked solid.
05:24Well, unless it's got a guy out front dressed as a hoagie and spinning an arrow.
05:29She said not to make a big deal out of it.
05:31I'm just following orders.
05:32Mm, that's what they said at Custer's last stand right before they got their dumb white asses Tommy Hawk.
05:39Now, Molly's not like that.
05:41When she wants something, she tells me.
05:42Sometimes two or three times until it really sinks in.
05:47Let me explain this to you in a way you might understand.
05:49You know how when I go to get a milkshake and I ask you if you want one and you say no?
05:52Uh-huh.
05:53Well, if I listen to you and I don't come back with your own milkshake, you get all pouty and mad.
05:57Well, we've been together a long time, and I don't think I should have to ask.
05:59And that's why I always buy two milkshakes.
06:03Otherwise, I'm going to have to get another straw and share mine with you, and that's a race I cannot win.
06:10Egg whites with wheat toast, then bomblet with hash browns.
06:13Oh, hash browns.
06:14And that's why Carl ordered the second plate.
06:18Let me ask you.
06:20How would you feel right now if I didn't order you those hash browns?
06:24Uh-oh.
06:25In 24 hours, you and I are going to be screwed in two completely different ways.
06:32Nice of you to bring lunch to Christina.
06:34Very thoughtful.
06:35Well, it's little gestures like this that score big points with a woman.
06:39Nothing says L-U-V like a B-L-T.
06:42That's how you want my heart.
06:45I'm telling you, man, this St. Paddy's Day is going to be the best ever.
06:49Better than the year you got drunk, painted yourself green, and then tried to French kiss the police horse?
06:55Hey, man, I was feeding Clip Plop a carrot.
06:57And those pictures made that look a lot weirder than it really was.
07:00You took advantage of a hungry horse, Carl.
07:03Nay means nay.
07:06Joke if you want, but that's what St. Paddy's Day is all about.
07:08Free-spirited revelry.
07:10Some might say I'm bridled.
07:11By the way, are you two seeing each other again, or has she moved on to greener pastures?
07:18That reminds me, I've got to pick up a keg of green beer for my party and talk to my piñata guy to see if he can do a leprechaun.
07:23Wow, you're really going all out for this thing, aren't you?
07:26This is my first official blowout in my new apartment.
07:28People are going to be talking about this soiree for years to come.
07:31I'll have to read about it in the papers, or next month's Horse Quarterly.
07:36Wait, now you're not coming?
07:38I already bought enough bags of green M&Ms to damn up a levy.
07:42I was preparing for Hurricane Mike.
07:43I'm sorry, Carl, something came up.
07:45No, but you've known about this for two weeks, and now all of a sudden you just...
07:48Oh, wait.
07:50Molly's ovulating, isn't she?
07:52You end on St. Paddy's Day.
07:54Funny how her eggs never drop when she's got tickets to Mamma Mia.
07:59Why don't you just do a hit and run?
08:00You guys are married, she knows you're coming back.
08:03Population days aren't just one and done, Carl, it's a marathon.
08:06By the time it's over, I won't be able to form a sentence or pull up my pants.
08:10Hey, this ain't Paddy's Day.
08:13I'm going to be the exact same way.
08:15And that right there is what made that horse picture really weird.
08:19Listen, Molly.
08:28Yeah?
08:28We need to go over a few ground rules for this ride-along.
08:31You got it.
08:32Okay, don't touch anything inside the car.
08:35And stay in the vehicle unless Carl or I directly tell you to get out.
08:39Roger that.
08:40And whatever you do, do not talk to any suspects or arrestees.
08:46No problem.
08:47What do I do if they talk to me first?
08:50Nobody's going to talk to you.
08:51Oh, you don't know that.
08:53And I'm very approachable.
08:54Oh, hey, what if I pretend to be their friends,
08:58I gain their confidence, and I find out who the big fish is?
09:00I repeat, no talking.
09:04You got it.
09:06Okay, just fly on the wall.
09:08You know, you just go about your business and pretend I'm not even here.
09:12Right along day one.
09:14Straight or quiet.
09:15Too quiet.
09:16Are you going to be recording what we say?
09:18Oh, just a quick way to get my ideas out.
09:20Don't worry, I'll change the names to protect the innocent.
09:23All right, all right.
09:23Just don't play it back for me,
09:24because, you know, I hate the way my voice sounds on tape.
09:26It sounds higher, more womanly.
09:29Like, I'm all the way up here,
09:30but in my mind, I'm all the way down here.
09:33Officer Carl McMillan, this is CNN.
09:38You have anything to drink tonight?
09:40No, I haven't, officer.
09:44All right, you're good.
09:45Drive safe.
09:47I've got to tell you, I hate doing these checkpoints.
09:50Why?
09:50Because a warrantless search without probable cause
09:52can be construed as unconstitutional.
09:54Oh, I just hate all the standing.
09:56That's because you do it all wrong.
09:58You've got to bend your knees a little bit.
09:59You know, use your abs.
10:00You've got to harness your chi.
10:04Looks like you're taking a chi.
10:07I actually don't mind working these checkpoints.
10:09Being outside, meeting new people,
10:10the adrenaline rush you get
10:11when you see that old crap look in the driver's eyes.
10:15Oh, crap.
10:16That's the look?
10:17Look, I want to go on your boat,
10:22but this thing makes me look like an idiot.
10:24Can I just wear my little arm floaties?
10:27Sorry, man, ship's rules.
10:28Every passenger has to have their own life vest.
10:30Well, what about you?
10:31I'm crew.
10:32I'm not wearing that ridiculous thing.
10:35Where do you see this boat, Carl?
10:36She's a thing of beauty.
10:37I'm telling you, Vince really knows his stuff.
10:39Yeah, you two be getting pretty close
10:41during this little see-do-re-do.
10:42You know, we have,
10:43and that's the magic of this boat.
10:45She showed me Vince in a completely different light,
10:48and I'm proud to call him my captain.
10:49I'm happy for you.
10:51And for me.
10:52About time you found somebody else to look up to.
10:54What are you talking about?
10:56Well, in my quiet way,
10:57I've given you guidance all these years.
10:59Okay, one, you've never been quiet.
11:01And two, the only thing you've given me
11:02is a bad case of hemorrhoids.
11:05And I'll always be there for you, Mike.
11:07Just like your hemorrhoids.
11:09What Vince and I have is different.
11:11You know, I actually think he kind of sees me like a son.
11:13Yeah?
11:14That's sweet.
11:14Yeah, if I could make his life a little happier
11:16by playing along, so be it.
11:18You're a good man, Mike Biggs.
11:20I taught you well.
11:21Wear your floaties and your vest.
11:22You're going overboard.
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