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00:00Music

00:30Feed me, woman

00:36Ah, sorry, you should be in the formation

00:40You too, or not?

00:42Oh, my mother broke her ankle and I have to look after the fiosco, restaurant and potatoes

00:48You? Salchipapas

00:50Ah, first your account

00:52But the protagonists don't get paid

00:56They all pay, dear

00:58Look, and I'm really asking for it nicely.

01:02And this?

01:04Not even back, please

01:06Through what illegal means did you obtain so much money?

01:08Oh, I don't know, you charge yourself

01:10Ah, well, if you have enough and 20 soles left over

01:14Two sausages and... no return

01:18Are you sure? We brought some of the zombie plant sticks.

01:22Dirty capitalist, you'll never convince me

01:24Mmm, microplastics!

01:26That?

01:28What's happening?

01:30We are alive

01:32I just did, so what?

01:34We will live one more season

01:44Ah, will we live?

01:46Legally and all

01:48He even changed our names to Piola as parodies

01:50Wow! But then

01:52Why are you still using the DLS hashtag?

01:54Mmm, because this is the show where the assholes fall asleep

02:00The horses

02:02I don't know her, okay?

02:03Uh, what do I know?

02:04Marketing, well, honey, you're a fool, aren't you?

02:06In short, all I need to do is hand over the money I gave you to hold for safekeeping.

02:10Ah!

02:12Ah!

02:14Ah!

02:15Ah! Wait, Monica! Wait! I'm going to tell you something! I'm going to tell you something!

02:22Ah! Wait, Monica! Wait!

02:24I knew I shouldn't give it to this piece of shit!

02:28If you tell me where my money is, I won't kill you.

02:31Pay my kiosk bill! I didn't know it was your money! I have to leave my phone!

02:39Your account isn't even that high! What happened to the rest?

02:42The thing is...

02:47Wait!

02:49Okay, Monica, that was the last one.

02:51Last what?

02:52What the hell did you do with the rest of your shit?

02:54Zombie plant sticks!

03:05But look! It comes with a toy to assemble!

03:08And if you put several together, you can have your own little garden!

03:14Okay, yeah it's cool

03:15I wish they still existed in real life

03:17Yes, how ugly, this...

03:19Could you lower your weapon?

03:21please

03:26We will need help.

03:28P***

03:29P***

03:38This fist escaped again

04:08Go up, go up or skinny girl, hold on

04:14Oh, how difficult it is to own a car!

04:26I don't have one, my simple little girl, do you understand?

04:31One moment

04:32Natasha?

04:33Oh, sorry, I mistook you for another poor person

04:36Take me

04:37Growl at me

04:38And your public transport?

04:42What, did they bring them down because of a lion?

04:44My VW bus dashboard!

04:47Okay, get in, but I'll charge you if I don't get anything dirty.

04:50Hey!

05:02Today we present

05:04She and Mommy

05:05Titles are my job

05:07Huh?

05:10Today we present

05:11The P Club

05:12Let's see again

05:15Today we present

05:17The P Club

05:18Why won't you let me?

05:20What does it have to do with me?

05:21That's what

05:22That's what makes me special

05:25You can do things with your breast and I can't.

05:27The nun does things with her bun and I can't

05:30And the other one does things with the video that I can't either.

05:33Oh, so what?

05:34Today we present

05:35The P Club

05:36Today we present

05:44Today we present

05:45Today we present

05:45Silver-deprived

05:45Daughter of a dog

05:47The P Club

05:48Oh, they arrived

06:00Hello Yasuri

06:01Can you lend me a thousand little noisemakers?

06:03I'll give you a million subs

06:04Ah, I don't think they'll give me money for your eggs.

06:06Mime, mime, mime

06:08Nothing, battery!

06:09Hey, already

06:09Let's see

06:11I spoke with the managers

06:13And they told me

06:13What if we don't return it?

06:14At least a thousand soles of money

06:15Towards the end of the chapter

06:16We will say we exist!

06:19What are we going to do?

06:21You don't have that much money

06:22Ideas

06:23Does anyone have any ideas?

06:24I, I have one

06:26Everything happens, rec...

06:32I just wanted to steal all her things and kill her.

06:42And she shot me.

06:46Poor little angel

06:51You're guilty! Now turn them off!

06:54I don't like that idea.

06:56Yes, it makes me feel powerful.

06:58They say this makes money

07:00I say that something useful can be derived from it.

07:02No! No talking at all!

07:05Wait, are there three? Is that a lot or a little?

07:06What is it? What is it? Tell me!

07:08Task

07:08Oh, that's too bad.

07:09We then have two options

07:12One, we lent each other money

07:14Either we get to work

07:16Grab her!

07:17No! I don't want to work!

07:19No! Take me back! No! No! No! No!

07:21No! No! No!

07:26So, what's wrong with her?

07:27What about the little coconut drink we made her sell at the traffic light for a year to pay for the pilot program?

07:32It's true that the girl consumes you.

07:34Girl!

07:35Why do you say that word?

07:37He doesn't sleep!

07:38He's weak! Bring him here!

07:43Lend to them, beg

07:44The important thing is to recover that money.

07:46Understood?

07:47We will look in the other pavilions.

07:49Silver?

07:56This girl needs her money

08:06It's your turn! Don't be shy!

08:09Boy!

08:12Oh, and that button?

08:14Oh, my little hand is moving by itself

08:16Oh, well, nothing's happening.

08:20Hey, are you even listening to me, Yasuri? Or am I just putting on a show for nothing?

08:23Shh! Quiet, Monica. I'm imagining myself in an editor.

08:25Life, life is a carousel

08:28Yuri! We're going to die, Yasuri! What do we do?

08:33Yes, a clean cut, we'll die without suffering.

08:34What the hell are you talking about?

08:36Hi friend

08:46Do you have any coins?

08:48I'm sorry, sister. I have nothing.

08:50But I have these Arequipa nougats, my friend.

08:53I don't have any change.

08:55Please, friend

08:57I'll give you rotoscoping

08:59What did you say?

09:00I'll give you a rotoscoping, friend.

09:03Let's see

09:04Go on, girl, do your thing

09:06Well, here's a little tip for you.

09:12Hey, baldy, change of plans

09:18Let's find something that doesn't consume my dignity so much.

09:21Is she alive?

09:31I don't expect that.

09:33The sleeper isn't that powerful

09:35Let me try something

09:37Hey! Gravato changed your skin tone!

09:40What is this? What happened?

09:42Am I not naked or lying in a garden?

09:45What a great reference!

09:46Isn't this hottie charismatic?

09:48Ah, p*** and the r*** r***

09:54What an unexpected surprise!

09:56What did you call me?

09:58This is Monica, president of Club B for you

10:01You, whatever your name is, your old lady, I think

10:04What's it to you?

10:05Eat cake

10:06Miss, answer him!

10:10Your mom took a chance

10:11That?

10:15Hey, since we're here

10:17I need your help with something so we don't die.

10:20I can't hear you!

10:21Don't talk to me!

10:22I want to hear the background music

10:23Well, you asked for it

10:27Yazuri, go!

10:37You think you're a whore, don't you?

10:39I expected you to bring your wife

10:40My cerebellum is gigantic!

10:43Yes or no, Misi?

10:44Well

10:45Fix my arm, I'll grab your steps

10:48Yes, now!

10:52They do learn this.

10:53Give it to him

10:54Yazuri!

11:01I hit him!

11:03What are you waiting for?

11:04Speaks

11:04What do you want?

11:05What are you looking for?

11:06Need

11:07No, that's not a lie.

11:08It's a lie.

11:09Yes or no, Misi?

11:10Yeah

11:10See?

11:11I'm right.

11:12Bark

11:13And this time with the truth

11:14Need

11:15I love this b***a

11:19Are you serious, motherfuckers?

11:21Did you hear that, Misi?

11:23I'm listening to that, Vanny.

11:24Monica called me a bitch

11:26Therefore, Monica is racist

11:28Towards me!

11:30That I'm so white

11:32Let's listen to that again

11:34With these audios

11:42Your reputation is ruined.

11:44He recorded everything

11:45I'm like...

11:46Listen!

11:47Do we need money?

11:48Or all of them?

11:49All of them!

11:49We're going to disappear!

11:51Did you come here looking for

11:52silver?

11:54About us?

11:57Very badly

11:58Do you have any idea?

11:59Because of how expensive it is

12:00Build a headquarters

12:01Illegal underground?

12:03Or the loans

12:04That I had to take out

12:04To buy a magnet

12:06That size?

12:07EITHER...

12:08The spotlights!

12:09Be quiet!

12:09The spotlights

12:10So much immediate bullshit

12:11Legal and illegal

12:12I mean

12:13Plate

12:14The ones are chasing us, Mayans

12:16Do they owe that much?

12:17And they spend money on ropes

12:18For kidnappings?

12:19Rope?

12:20That tape plus, Quintey

12:21Oh!

12:23Wait!

12:23No!

12:24I'm going to...

12:26Fuck, Mare!

12:27The power went out!

12:28Austerity!

12:30Shut up, damn it!

12:31Don't you see that this

12:31Is this a historic event?

12:36Ah!

12:36One vote!

12:37Noooo!

12:39You're back!

12:40Oh!

12:41I think I fractured something

12:42The right-wing pet

12:43What is this?

12:44We are doing

12:45Lots of money

12:46Huh?

12:47As?

12:48Betting!

12:49Let me tell you something

12:50President of Club B

12:52I notice she's very upset

12:53No matter how much the President

12:54From Club Che

12:55Be a difficult adversary

12:56Everything will be alright.

12:57As long as we remain united

12:59Ouch!

13:01Woohoo!

13:02Woohoo!

13:03Woohoo!

13:04Woohoo!

13:05Woohoo!

13:06Woohoo!

13:07Woohoo!

13:08This...

13:09Chepi, Chepi, Chepi, already?

13:10Woohoo!

13:11No, Saori, fight!

13:13Bet the club table on this!

13:15What if he says what?

13:16Woohoo!

13:17Woohoo!

13:18No!

13:18You want to hit me!

13:20Is that the idea?

13:21And wouldn't you rather send us referees?

13:23Hey?

13:24Low!

13:25Or I'm going to lose by forfeiting!

13:32Oh my God!

13:33I hit a woman!

13:35Aaah!

13:36Just like my grandma!

13:37Woohoo!

13:38Time and fight!

13:40Club president, wow!

13:41You owe me a favor!

13:42Oh!

13:42Go ahead, I've got your back.

13:44Half my table, if I didn't include you!

13:46Oh well, I'm not getting involved.

13:48That?

13:49I don't like this fight.

13:51Foreigners don't understand references.

13:53Sahori, look!

13:54A distraction!

13:55A distraction?

13:57The kind that distract me?

14:02What is this?

14:04What did I tell them about betting on club assets?

14:06Whose idea was it?

14:11It didn't hurt.

14:14No! They fired her!

14:15They're coming here, motherfuckers!

14:16Does that make money?

14:20Oh? Yes, but we usually only use it so we don't lose our voice.

14:24So...

14:24Oh, sorry, Sahori.

14:26If we manage to increase it enough, could we save ourselves?

14:29Ah, I think so.

14:31So, how do we upload it?

14:33I know, we have to read letters from the public.

14:36Ugh, I don't want to!

14:38Why not?

14:39They're weird! That's what his mom tells me!

14:41You? But you're practically a stickman.

14:44Well, there's only one way to find out.

14:46First letter.

14:49Let's see what our dear audience wants.

14:51Hair! Hair! Hair! I swear we're funny!

15:02Really!

15:04Hair! Hair, please!

15:05No!

15:06No!

15:07Take that off the list!

15:10Does anyone have anything else?

15:11What is an MC?

15:13That doesn't exist anymore!

15:14Let's see...

15:15Diplata15 says...

15:17Natacha on the value of truth.

15:19Let's see what happens.

15:20First question!

15:30Are you chipi...

15:31It's working!

15:35Come on!

15:36What else do they have?

15:37He says they want chips.

15:39I don't know what that is.

15:43Damn, you're hopeless!

15:44Go for it yourself!

15:45Who told you I like women?

15:47Get out, you f****!

15:47You're not fooling anyone here.

15:48Well, here they say they want more characters.

15:51A new protagonist!

15:52Another one?

15:53Among so many stupid people!

15:54I barely have any screen time left!

15:56This is P.U. Has Ascendancy!

15:59I am your hostess, potatoes.

16:01And I imagine that I've already been subscribed to, liked, and commented on by any number of people.

16:05Today we're going to choose from all these plays.

16:07Who could be the new main member of me?

16:10I'm not sure, Missy.

16:11Do I look okay?

16:12Is my clothing okay?

16:13Do you think I'll keep the role?

16:15Yes to everything.

16:16Miss Vania from the Alpha Club.

16:18Tell us her name and why we should make her the new protagonist.

16:22This...

16:23Pure!

16:23No, no, no!

16:24No no!

16:25No no!

16:25And it's missing rotoscoping, isn't it?

16:28Next, contestant.

16:30Directly from Coro.

16:32Tape!

16:35Wow, it's the best one so far.

16:37No no.

16:37I think the tarts are messing with us.

16:40Hello!

16:41I am Jacinta, the little ghost.

16:43I live in this haunted little bin and I know how to do Plin like in Pataclown.

16:51You advance to the elimination round.

16:53Next, contestant.

16:54Mr. Goofy!

16:55Sir, is this a girls' school?

16:56How the hell did he get in?

16:57Well, let's see what he does.

16:59Ta-da!

17:01I'm Mr. Goofy, I'll give you my two cents.

17:05Hey!

17:06What is this?

17:07What is this!

17:07Oh!

17:07What is this!

17:08Attack him!

17:09He already heard.

17:09Wow, he got sick with tackiness.

17:11I am the best character in this series.

17:14There's a reason I'm Argentinian.

17:17My name is Juana Cabanesi, but they call me Luis Miguel.

17:21And I'm serious, man. I have everything!

17:25Can I be pretty?

17:26Silly too?

17:28Or be a little more daring if necessary.

17:32But seriously, man. If they eliminate me, they're screwed! Everything's way over the top, I'll destroy them! I swear!

17:39Is this it? Is this it? Is this it? Let's see...

17:42She doesn't do it!

17:43There's no show!

17:44It needs rotoscoping!

17:45He deserves the chance!

17:47That?

17:47Yeah, but barely. Barely!

17:52You're through the elimination round, Miguela. Go down to the classroom, please.

17:57Ma'am, move the photo.

17:58Good afternoon. I'm Abebecia now. That's what my dad named me.

18:03I wanted this opportunity because I need the money to pay my expenses.

18:07Because I had to run away from home and my jobs don't pay enough and... Oh no! My arm fell off!

18:14You advance to the next round.

18:17Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the elimination. Only one of these contestants will become the new star.

18:24Could it be Petami? Could it be Jacinta? Could it be Adefecia? Or could it be Luis Miguel?

18:31Excuse me, potatoes, we'll stop there. Contestant Luis Miguel, you seem a little uncomfortable. Do you have anything you'd like to tell us?

18:38No, not at all. I'm not uncomfortable, okay? With your charade, man.

18:43Look, Luis Miguel, I'm not going to let you say this is a farce. This is a program that respects the participants and its audience. So we ask for your respect.

18:53Okay, uh... Okay, go on!

18:55Okay, ladies and gentlemen, tonight's eliminated contestant...

18:59Well, ladies and gentlemen, before I announce the eliminated player, my bulletproof vest, ladies and gentlemen, the player eliminated this afternoon from Peru has ancestry...

19:11Luis Miguela!

19:18Peaceful!

19:19Give me the mic! Give me the mic, I'll be grateful!

19:21It's not Miquela, it's just that when you're already eliminated you can say thank you.

19:24Give me the mic, you son of a bitch! Give me the mic!

19:26Calm down, Luis, my Luis...

19:27Listen to me, you stupid bitch!

19:30You, with your little rotoscoping joke, you'll get your asses kicked, man!

19:35Do you understand? It's not funny anymore, you bitch! It's not funny, you daughter of a rebel! It's not funny!

19:41And you, president of the whorehouse, why are they what they are?

19:46You, who know about show business, you son of a bitch, I'm more entertained at a funeral than I've heard the crap that comes out of your mouth, you boring bitch.

19:54I'm still with you.

19:56That?

19:57With the joints, with the joints!

19:59With those joints, try to hide the surgery you had on your dicks, you old whore!

20:05I haven't had surgery!

20:07I haven't had surgery!

20:09What do you believe in her, you ridiculous bitch?

20:11You're not fooling anyone, you're not fooling B, you're not fooling your friends, you're not fooling the asshole who pauses every 20 seconds to contribute nothing to the video.

20:19Go!

20:20And you, you malnourished piece of shit, what does the little princess with her pink tea-painted hair have to do with you, you moron?

20:27Why don't you tell the public how you live, huh?

20:29Why don't you tell him that your roof blows off when it's windy because you're a fucking cheapskate?

20:35That's what I meant.

20:36Three this way! Three this way!

20:37And now...

20:38We're going to a commercial break!

20:39No, no, nothing commercial!

20:40And now I'm going to kick his ass.

20:45You're a son of a bitch!

20:47You're a son of a bitch!

20:50I'm going to make you a hanger!

20:51You fucking fart!

20:53You're a son of a bitch!

20:55Holy shit!

20:56Monica! Wait!

21:06Where are you going?

21:07Yes! Come back here, you whore!

21:08And it helps with cleaning!

21:10In my day, if we didn't listen, they'd grab us and...

21:12Monica!

21:20What part of "we're going to disappear" don't you understand, Aori!

21:24Chapter 8 is coming to an end!

21:26And all I did for this show!

21:28Everything I sacrificed!

21:30The things I deleted!

21:32The people I discriminated against!

21:34That stupid woman was all the garbage!

21:35Which one?

21:37Wow! And it doesn't even seem like you care.

21:40Well, it's just that after one dies...

21:42No!

21:51Six times or not, you're used to it by now, aren't you?

21:54Fifteen.

21:55Oh really?

21:55I don't even remember anymore.

21:57But you know, Monica?

21:59My grandmother always said that a woman is like a canoe.

22:02If you don't nail it properly, it'll get away.

22:04That?

22:04Yes. I think it means that we as women should hold on to the pressure for our show.

22:11Even if that means fighting against the tide, which is that our studio is in Peru.

22:15But Saurito will return sick!

22:18Why? It's a really nice message.

22:21Well, maybe you have a point.

22:27Oh! Monica, don't do it! Monica!

22:30Is that going to be the whole chapter?

22:32No? Really?

22:34There was no story! It was just a compilation of jokes!

22:37Oh!

22:37Okay, I think I'm over my emotional crisis now.

22:44Thank you for being here.

22:46To everyone.

22:49Four small cups of that, please. I'll send it to you via Yape.

22:53Ladies, I wanted to make a toast.

22:54Why? Well, right now it all depends on the supporting links in the description.

22:58which this episode will be in without being...

23:00or of you.

23:00With the usual stuff, you know.

23:02Like, comment, subscribe, invite us to an event.

23:05But, regardless of whether this series has a future or not,

23:07I am grateful to participate in something that I consider...

23:10It was a fun experience.

23:12So... For Club P!

23:13This doesn't work!

23:20Ask me for shit, what are you telling me! Since the alcohol!

23:23Bitter! Pure!

23:25And we survived the songs! Fuck it!

23:28More than once, whether by accident or while conscious,

23:50I've said things perhaps I shouldn't have said,

23:54But it's possible I'll dance and fall,

23:57that he lit the house,

24:01or that he goes somewhere with his clothes on backwards.

24:05Well then!

24:07I screwed up!

24:09What does it matter!

24:12What does it matter!

24:15Oh well then!

24:18I've already messed up!

24:20What does it matter!

24:23What does it matter!

24:24I must say, there is almost never any aggression.

24:30My neuron can't process more than one thing at a time.

24:37That's why I ask you not to be angry with me,

24:43If I get your coat dirty,

24:47I don't know what I'll do to make it up to you.

24:58Oh well then!

25:01I've already messed up!

25:03What does it matter!

25:04What does it matter!

25:05What does it matter!

25:06What does it matter!

25:07Oh well then!

25:11I've already messed up!

25:13What does it matter!

25:15What does it matter!

25:17What does it matter!

25:18What does it matter!

25:19What does it matter!

25:20Oh well then!

25:21What does it matter!

25:22Oh well then!

25:25What does it matter!

25:26Dani!

25:27I'm going through!

25:28Are you OK?

25:29Tell that little broasted chicken!

25:30Get out!

25:31How dare that miserable bastard humiliate me?

25:36That's how it is on National Television!

25:38When I offered him a truce!

25:40He won't get away with this one!

25:42This shit will pay for this!

25:45I just need to get the power of this thing!

25:51Bani!

25:52Bani!

25:53Are you OK?

25:54Bani!

25:55Where are you?

25:57Sorry, Mom!

25:58Credit!

25:59Credit!

26:00Credit!

26:01Credit!

26:02Bitch!

26:03I was looking for the boss and I ended up in this place.

26:05Price at this place!

26:06What was it?

26:07Was!

26:08Was!

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